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I'm here! I'm here!
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Oh, God, I'm here.
3
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Ooh, them stairs is killing me.
4
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Thank God I ain't a fat daddy.
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Mr. Upshaw? You're 15 minutes late.
6
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I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!
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[panting] Hey.
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I shoulda wore some flats, though.
9
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Pretty sure I just knocked
all the polish off my big toes.
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[exclaims]
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[exhales]
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About time you made it.
We've been waiting.
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Oh, please.
I just saw you parking illegally.
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I know
he ain't Principal Rothstein. [chuckles]
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I called you both in
to talk about Kelvin's chronic tardiness
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and I think we've pinpointed
the source of the problem.
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Kelvin's late? Why? Aaliyah's never late.
18
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Aaliyah's mom got a car.
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Kelvin's mom slips on a grey wig
and rides on a senior pass.
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That does not leave this room.
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I sympathize,
but our attendance policy's clear,
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and in the three weeks Kelvin
has been here, he's been on time once.
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He's in serious danger of expulsion.
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That's on you.
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[clicks tongue] Everything's on me.
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You know what?
We may not be together anymore,
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but you still his father. So, work it out.
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Okay, fine. But just know,
the only reason why you his mama
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'cause your girlfriend
stayed in that bathroom too long.
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Solid as a rock ♪
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Solid ♪
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Okay, so, Lucretia,
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if you can take Aaliyah
to choir on Monday,
36
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that gives me
three extra hours to study for the GMAT.
37
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Girl, will you stop stressin'?
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You need to sip on something.
39
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Jeez. Just take the test
when you can take it.
40
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They only offer it at certain times.
41
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If I don't take it next month,
I gotta wait until next year.
42
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See, this whole testing thing is a racket.
43
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You gotta take a test
to get in school just to take more tests.
44
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That's why people stay dumb.
45
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[scoffs] Listen, can you
take the girl or not?
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Okay, first of all, I'm your big sister,
47
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so get the bass out your voice.
48
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And you know I got your back.
49
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Thank you. How about having it now?
50
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I need somebody to take Maya to swimming.
51
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Mmm. Can't.
52
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Captain Cam's coming to town.
53
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Oh. Your booty-call pilot.
54
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That's demeaning.
55
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Yes.
56
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You would really put
casual sex over helping your sister?
57
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Yep. You better hope
the GMAT questions are that easy.
58
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Ooh, that reminds me,
since Captain Cam's coming,
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I need to prepare my landing strip.
60
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Oh, damn, and I was hungry.
61
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Let me see if they can squeeze me in.
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Okay.
63
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What kind of serial killer shit is this?
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[chuckles]
65
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I don't have time to walk you through it,
I need you to take Maya to swimming.
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Okay, but first I gotta go
pick Kelvin up, get him some new kicks,
67
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and take him to basketball practice.
68
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I finally got him to do something
I won't have to bail him out for.
69
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Okay, that's fine.
Maya can be a little bit late.
70
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She is no Michael Phelps.
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The only way
she's getting on a Wheaties box
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is if we change her name to Wheaties.
73
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[chuckles]
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Rosario can see me at three.
75
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I think I'mma go for a fade this time.
76
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What she gonna do
about the hair on your back?
77
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Finger waves?
78
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Dad, there you are.
Mom said I can get a new phone.
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The hell I did.
80
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Oh, snap.
81
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- Didn't see you there.
- We've been over this phone thing.
82
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But everyone at school has the new iPhone.
83
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Okay, well, then borrow theirs.
84
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This phone sucks, it doesn't even work.
85
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[cell phone ringing]
86
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- Hello?
- Phone works.
87
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For now, but what if it breaks?
88
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If it breaks, then we'll deal with it.
89
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Remember you said that.
90
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Hey, get your sister
and meet me out front.
91
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- Thanks, babe, bye.
- Bye, babe.
92
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Hey, so now that it's just us, there's
something I want to talk to you about.
93
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Finally! I got a go bag
and a new passport for you.
94
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We'll send for the kids next week.
95
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Stop trying to make that happen.
96
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It's about Bernard.
97
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I saw him at my trivia bar.
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With a guy.
99
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And they seemed close.
100
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Like "close" close.
101
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You mean like Starsky and Hutch,
102
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or like Kenan and Kel?
103
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More like Bert and Ernie.
104
00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,639
Were they huggin'? Kissin'?
105
00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:08,682
Vogueing?
106
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No. And I'mma need you
to freshen up your stereotypes.
107
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[both chuckling]
108
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No, it wasn't anything like that.
109
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Then forget it.
110
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You're getting all worked up
and you don't know anything.
111
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Your mom knows you're gay.
112
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How? Did you tell her?
113
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Boy, please. I've been
keeping it quiet since you were ten.
114
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I only told you last year.
115
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Baby, no ten-year-old knows
all the words to "Livin' La Vida Loca."
116
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I didn't tell you you were gay,
117
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that's how tight these lips are.
118
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Then how'd she find out?
119
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Your careless swiping-left-and-right ass
120
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met up with some dude at her trivia bar.
121
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Shit. What'd she say?
122
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Nothin'. I told her
she didn't see anything,
123
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but you know your mom,
she's not gonna let this go.
124
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I'm not ready to tell her yet.
125
00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,906
Bernard, gay or straight,
126
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your mom just wants you to be happy.
127
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I'll think about it.
128
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To be honest,
129
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I thought she'd figure it out
when you went as Janet Jackson
130
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three Halloweens in a row.
131
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She did have a lot of looks.
132
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Hi, busy bee. Lunch at your desk?
133
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Yeah. Cutting back a little.
134
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I'm going for my GMAT.
135
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Careful, I might take your job someday.
136
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[laughs maliciously] Okay.
137
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Anyhoo, I was asked
to go through all of this
138
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and put together
an operations manual for the department.
139
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Sad face.
140
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Are you sad because you don't know
how our department operates?
141
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Sure don't.
142
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But, yay, I have you. Happy face.
143
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Have it done by Thursday,
please. Thanks so much.
144
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[sighs]
145
00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,968
I hate that bitch.
146
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Angry face.
147
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[groans]
148
00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:19,772
[sighs]
149
00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:24,485
Oh, this little girl done lost her damn...
150
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Aaliyah!
151
00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:28,739
Oh, my God.
152
00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,159
Did the garbage disposal destroy my phone?
153
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Somebody ain't been washing dishes here
154
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because this garbage disposal
hasn't worked in four years.
155
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Stop playing with me.
156
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I have a giant project
that got dumped in my lap by my boss
157
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when I should be studying for the GMAT.
158
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That's why I'm not gonna waste my college.
159
00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,594
And I'm not gonna take a break for kids.
160
00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:52,889
I appreciate being born,
but I'm gonna break this cycle. Up top!
161
00:07:56,058 --> 00:07:57,143
I'm not high-fiving that.
162
00:07:58,227 --> 00:07:59,896
Now go clean a toilet.
163
00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,482
Toilet!
164
00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,985
Don't you flush that phone!
165
00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,699
I hope them is menus
'cause I'm hungry as shit.
166
00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,536
Nope. I got Sheila'd. Again.
167
00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,163
No dinner?
168
00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,248
Can't you slap together a meatloaf?
169
00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,709
I could slap somethin'.
170
00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,671
What? I've been running around,
171
00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,382
dropping off kids and picking up kids.
172
00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,301
Do you know how hard that shit is?
173
00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,554
For real?
174
00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:36,224
Yeah. And I had to work, too.
175
00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,850
I'm at work now.
176
00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,144
And pretty soon I'm gonna be in school.
177
00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,687
This is just the beginning.
178
00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,731
So wrap your head around that, bruh.
179
00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:47,860
No dinner and she called me "bruh."
180
00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,529
Shit's just getting out of hand.
181
00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:53,866
Listen, I'm all for you
stepping up for Kelvin.
182
00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:57,286
But don't forget you've got
responsibilities here, too, all right?
183
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,871
It's not all on me anymore.
184
00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,332
School is making you hard.
185
00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:03,960
I don't think you should go.
186
00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:08,839
That, my friend, is not
the conversation we having right now.
187
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:14,011
Yeah, well, you know, I'm just worn down
from running kids around and everything.
188
00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,973
- Plus Tasha had me running errands...
- Hey! [mutters]
189
00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,393
Running errands for Tasha?
190
00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:21,644
She's not your concern.
191
00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,688
She didn't have a way to get around.
192
00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:25,523
Then the bitch needs to get a car.
193
00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,692
Y'all ain't playing house.
194
00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,992
Come on down, Tasha Lanesha Lewis.
195
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,578
You have just won a brand-new car!
196
00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:39,661
[laughs]
197
00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,205
That ain't new.
198
00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,707
It's new to you.
199
00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:45,167
You don't have a car. It's a car.
200
00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,086
Is it, though?
201
00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,338
Or is it how I get tetanus?
202
00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,466
I wouldn't be mad if you got lockjaw.
203
00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,386
I can't be seen in no raggedy Pacer.
204
00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:57,513
Okay, well,
turn your wig around in the front.
205
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,893
[car engine stalls]
206
00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,479
[engine starts]
207
00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,148
Listen to that baby purr.
208
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:09,859
Sounds sick.
209
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:11,943
Uh-oh.
210
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,487
How am I already doing 40?
211
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:17,533
Look, just pay attention,
don't speed, don't hit nothing,
212
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,411
and don't be
curling your eyelashes on the highway.
213
00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:22,747
You cannot get pulled over in this car.
214
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:26,167
Oh, hell no.
Bennie, you gave me a dirty car?
215
00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:29,003
It's not dirty. It's got tags, and...
216
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,213
Okay, I made 'em myself.
217
00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,091
Fine. Got it, bye.
218
00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,638
You ain't gonna push me?
219
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,598
Yeah, off a bridge.
220
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:47,313
Bank bag, now. I have someone to do.
221
00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:48,396
Oh.
222
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:51,942
I can tell you ain't had none
in a while, you want everybody to know.
223
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,112
Hey, babe,
I know you said to wait in the car,
224
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,073
but I gotta go to the bathroom real quick.
225
00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:00,660
Oh, shit. Given what you
up against, I'd have to throw up, too.
226
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,537
- This must be Bennie.
- Mmm-hmm.
227
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,123
- Oh, yeah. Nice to meet you, man.
- Nice to meet you, too.
228
00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,626
- Yeah, nice bracelet.
- That's my good luck charm.
229
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:11,087
I haven't had
an accident yet, but I'm about to.
230
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,838
- Where's the bathroom, bro?
- Oh, yeah.
231
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,800
It's in the back,
and being that you dating family,
232
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:18,636
we got the two-ply toilet paper
hid up in the ceiling.
233
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:19,887
[chuckles]
234
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:23,641
Oh, so you sleeping with married men now?
235
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,643
What? What you talkin' about?
236
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:29,271
Please, what man wears
a pink bracelet to a booty call?
237
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,233
That his kid made,
and his wife wanted him to wear it?
238
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,194
My man is my business.
239
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,571
Oh.
240
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,156
Oh, shit.
241
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,533
I was just playin'.
242
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,327
[exclaims]
243
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,038
♪ Your sister gonna hate you ♪
244
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,582
♪ You just like Tasha ♪
245
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,918
♪ And you so ugly ♪
246
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,087
♪ You do adultery ♪
247
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:58,509
I'm a grown woman. My choices are mine.
248
00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,761
Okay, well, let's call Regina.
249
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,723
[splutters]
250
00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:05,474
What do you want?
251
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,521
My shop paid off.
252
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,984
This is not a $85,000 secret, dumbass.
253
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,486
Okay. That's it, right there.
254
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,570
That's what I want.
255
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,322
No more shit-talking.
256
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,032
Especially in front of Regina.
257
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,076
Okay, fine.
258
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,329
You keep my secret, I keep my mouth shut.
259
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,998
No, I don't want it shut.
260
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,750
But every time you come at me...
261
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,002
come with a compliment.
262
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,548
Fine. You ignorant,
low-down, son of a bitch.
263
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,342
What the hell?
264
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,886
Do you see Regina?
265
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,684
It's only a two-mile walk
from school to home,
266
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,144
Aaliyah could do that.
267
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,521
Shit, as long as
she stays on the shoulder.
268
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,649
Mommy, I'm a gymnast!
269
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,318
[thuds]
270
00:12:58,527 --> 00:12:59,528
Baby, you okay?
271
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:01,947
I'm good. [panting]
272
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,993
My PE teacher says
they want me on the team.
273
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:08,913
Honey, that's wonderful.
274
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:11,081
So can you take me on Tuesdays?
275
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,708
Um...
276
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,294
Aaliyah's got debate on Tuesdays.
277
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,172
But this is my life now.
278
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:20,341
Well, baby, I...
279
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,968
I'm not saying no.
280
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,221
- Thank you, Mommy!
- [Regina chuckles]
281
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,807
Wait, I'm not saying yes, either!
282
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,725
- Oh, my God.
- Aaliyah, I'm a gymnast!
283
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,684
[thuds]
284
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:31,768
I'm good!
285
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,023
Baby, you'd be proud of me.
286
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,565
I picked up Maya.
287
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:41,028
And she wasn't the last kid there.
I actually had to go in and get her.
288
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,197
Well, come on, Daddy.
289
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,699
No, I wanna watch some ThunderCats.
290
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,370
Two steps forward, one step back.
291
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,580
Well, you can't right now, baby,
292
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,792
I gotta go over this schedule
with you and Lucretia. She's coming over.
293
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:58,003
Oh, Lucretia's coming. Perfect, yeah.
294
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,259
[Lucretia] Girl, why was
Aaliyah's phone in the driveway?
295
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,468
I almost ran over it.
296
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:06,761
Damn.
297
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:09,932
Hey, Cree Cree.
298
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,350
Evening.
299
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,231
All right, listen up, so I got
the next two weeks all mapped out...
300
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,233
Hey, real quick. Lucretia?
301
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,901
On a scale of one to ten,
302
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,445
how am I as a husband?
303
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,989
Ten being the highest.
304
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,662
So, you have me taking the girls...
305
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:32,872
[Bennie] We'll get to that.
306
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:37,792
Go on.
307
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:44,091
You're definitely
the highest husband I've ever seen.
308
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,136
Not quite what I was looking for.
309
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,972
Tell Regina how you said
you wish you had a man just like me.
310
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,853
Are you high right now?
311
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:59,356
Lucretia knows
how blessed you are to have me.
312
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,651
Don't you? You little cute little gremlin.
313
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,947
Am I high right now?
314
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,577
You...
315
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,831
ain't terrible.
316
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,625
That's it?
317
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,252
It feels like
you cheating me out of a compliment.
318
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,755
You wouldn't be cool
with cheating, would you?
319
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,596
You're a great husband
and a perfect father. [inhales deeply]
320
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,139
I can't breathe.
321
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,825
- I gotta go. I gotta go.
- [Bennie laughing]
322
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,226
Just call me and tell me
what you need me to do.
323
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,027
Bennie, uh,
324
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:48,280
this "car" sucks, okay?
325
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,365
Do something.
326
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,532
What's wrong with it?
327
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,118
What's right with it? Okay?
328
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,663
It keeps making this weird rattling noise.
329
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,582
It brakes before I want it to brake.
330
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,962
Did you start it with the trunk open?
331
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,674
I am not dying in this car!
332
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:09,885
You gave me
this piece of shit, so you fix it.
333
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,262
I'll be in your waiting room.
334
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,143
You gave your baby mama a car?
335
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:21,146
No, we was talking...
We was talking about some...
336
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,481
Ooh.
337
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:23,565
What?
338
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,943
♪ You in trouble ♪
339
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,237
♪ Your wife gonna kill you ♪
340
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,990
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna tell her ♪
341
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,033
♪ 'Cause I'm a gremlin ♪
342
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,244
No, no, no.
343
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,996
You late and you wrong.
344
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,999
And as Regina said, I quote,
345
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,750
"This bitch needs to get a car."
346
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,754
Okay, so she knows that you got her a car.
347
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,181
How are we gonna play this out?
348
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,520
You don't say shit, and I won't say shit.
349
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,606
As long as
we both agree that you ain't shit.
350
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,152
[indistinct chatter]
351
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,529
Big news, I just heard from Jan.
352
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,699
"Jan" Jan? COO Jan?
353
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,409
There's only one Jan, so...
354
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:19,997
I've worked here ten years
and I've never even talked to Jan.
355
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,959
I poured her a cup of coffee once, that's
how I know she doesn't drink coffee.
356
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,086
- Sheila.
- Jan.
357
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,838
Oh, now this bitch drinks coffee.
358
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,217
Sheila, this operations manual
is stunning!
359
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,345
I had to personally tell you
360
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:39,141
that it's going to be used as
a template for the entire medical group.
361
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,893
- Well done.
- [Sheila] Thank you.
362
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,228
But I do have to give credit to Regina.
363
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,439
Thank you, Sheila. [chuckles]
364
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,859
Reconciling the section
on Medicaid regulations
365
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,486
and the physician reimbursement,
366
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,112
that kept me up all night.
367
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,156
But I threw on some Mary J. Blige
368
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,200
and got it crunk in the dancerie.
369
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,202
You stayed up all night?
370
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,704
That's what you got from that?
371
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,666
You motivated an employee
to stay up all night and work on this?
372
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,251
Well, I guess I...
373
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,669
Brava! [chuckles]
374
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,548
As we like to say upstairs,
375
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,968
a team is only as good as its leader.
376
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,762
I don't want to speak out of school,
377
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:20,224
but there could be
a bonus in this for you. [clicks tongue]
378
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,017
I mean, I did let her do it, so...
379
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,020
You got big things coming, Sheila.
380
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,522
I do have big ideas.
381
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,982
T-shirt Tuesday at Old Navy, that was me.
382
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,734
I don't remember that.
383
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,779
It never happened, but I had the idea, so...
384
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,907
Well, keep those big ideas coming.
385
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:45,415
I'm glad that went well. [laughing]
386
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,959
Thank you for all your hard work.
387
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:50,629
Mmm. I can't tell you
what it does to my soul
388
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:53,382
to know that I've helped
make you more money.
389
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,594
Unrelated, what does an ulcer feel like?
390
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,678
Not sure.
391
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,688
If I have to spend one more day
392
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:11,859
working for that
phony-ass, slack-jawed idiot! [grunts]
393
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,820
I'm gonna slap that
irritating smile right off her damn face.
394
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:19,199
Oh! But then she'd get another bonus
and then my ass would be in jail.
395
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,618
Oh, but maybe then
I would have time to get my MBA
396
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,705
in between doing cornrows
to keep them big bitches off of me.
397
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,542
How was work?
398
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:31,919
[Lucretia] Hey, Regina?
399
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,797
Where's that top I let you borrow?
400
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,258
- You know, the silver one with...
- Laundry room.
401
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,552
She's in a mood.
402
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,428
What did you do?
403
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:44,850
Oops.
404
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:45,934
My bad.
405
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,022
I think this was Thursday.
406
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,359
Just take the top and go.
407
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,198
These chickens wings is cold.
408
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,023
You wanna warm them up for me?
409
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,328
Your fingers broken
or do you just want them to be?
410
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,163
Damn, relax.
411
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,417
Damn, what is this?
412
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:15,088
Oh, my gosh,
did the microwave melt my phone?
413
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:18,884
Aaliyah, you gettin'
on my last nerve with this phone.
414
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,928
Wait a minute.
What are you doing home early
415
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,691
when the only three people
that could pick you up are in this house?
416
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:24,764
Tasha gave me a ride.
417
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,768
- Tasha?
- Yeah, Dad bought her a car.
418
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,229
- How do you know that?
- You did what?
419
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,272
Kelvin told Savannah, who told me.
420
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,524
Savannah better keep her damn mouth shut.
421
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,861
You got half a chance to explain yourself.
422
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:39,613
Well, it's like this.
423
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,449
Your sister's sleeping with a married man.
424
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,328
What the hell? We had a deal.
425
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,829
A married man?
426
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,165
Bennie bought his baby mama a car.
427
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,459
Ha! She already know that.
428
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,002
You used our money
429
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,754
to get your baby mama a car?
430
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,006
That's my phone money right there... Oop!
431
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,343
I didn't buy her anything.
432
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,026
The car was sitting in there for months.
433
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,305
Yeah, but he didn't run and ask you first.
434
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,516
Yeah, and the pilot got kids, too.
435
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,144
Kids? Oh, so you just going full ho?
436
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:13,730
Get her, baby.
437
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,025
Bennie pretends to work on cars
438
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,111
so he doesn't have to help
with stuff around here.
439
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:22,114
He could be taking care of all this.
440
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,450
At least I don't break up marriages.
441
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,577
Well, except for the one you're in!
442
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,746
You side-baby-having bastard!
443
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,707
- How disrespectful is that?
- [clamoring]
444
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,042
Tasha riding around
in a car that you bought her.
445
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,169
- Whatever.
- How do you think she gonna feel?
446
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,231
- [Bennie] None of your business.
- I drew a picture!
447
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,382
- I got a car! Bennie got a car!
- Whatever.
448
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:41,465
That's it!
449
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,635
I've had enough!
450
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,514
Don't worry, baby.
451
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,975
Auntie will put this on her fridge, okay?
452
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,855
Why don't you put a picture
of that man's wife on your fridge?
453
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,315
Yeah, get her, baby.
454
00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,401
And you...
455
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:04,031
What the hell were you
thinking getting that woman a car?
456
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,198
Baby, you said...
457
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,282
I said?
458
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,201
I said?
459
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,745
All I've been saying
460
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,122
is that I wanted to go back to school.
461
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,000
Is that I wanna get a better job
462
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,335
with more money.
463
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,171
I'm trying to better myself.
464
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,590
To make life better for all of us.
465
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:25,594
But you ungrateful,
selfish asses, y'all don't care.
466
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,765
Y'all... Y'all just want
what you want, when you want it.
467
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,183
'Cause "Regina got this,
468
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,268
Regina will fix it,
Regina will hook it up."
469
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,313
Well, you know what?
Regina's ass is out. She's done!
470
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:37,773
Y'all are on your own!
471
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,359
You hungry? There go the bread!
472
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,943
Thirsty? There go the faucet!
473
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,529
You don't want the faucet?
Get the hose outside!
474
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,924
- You don't like the phone you got?
- [cell phone thuds]
475
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,658
You got no phone!
476
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,537
If you need a ride, take the bus.
477
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,040
If you get hungry for lunch,
what did I say before?
478
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,291
"There go the bread"?
479
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,503
[shushes] Not now, baby. Not now.
480
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:00,586
[Regina] This...
481
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,464
This is my time,
482
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:05,217
and my dream and I'm gonna make it happen.
483
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,137
Disrespected at work,
disrespected at home.
484
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,723
Y'all can kiss my entire Black ass.
485
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,434
I'm going back to school,
I'mma get my MBA,
486
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:17,437
and I don't wanna hear nothing
nobody has to say about nothing!
487
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:21,149
- Hey, Ma, can we talk...
- [screaming] No!
488
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:27,864
Way to go, Bernard.
489
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:36,581
Man, you really told them.
490
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,917
Are you kidding me right now?
491
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,253
[shushes] You'll wake up the baby.
492
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,714
Then don't scream when I stab you.
493
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,094
You said Tasha needed a car.
494
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:51,012
Plus Kelvin
was getting kicked out of school.
495
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,348
I know all of that.
496
00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:55,934
You were supposed to step up.
497
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,645
Just not take the easy way out again.
498
00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:00,605
Easy? It was a Pacer,
499
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:03,233
you know what it took
for me to get that car going?
500
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:10,574
Oh, my God, I'm so tired of having to
tell you the same shit over and over.
501
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,494
You cannot keep hiding things from me,
502
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,371
even if they're for Kelvin.
503
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,206
- I hear you.
- Do you?
504
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,042
Do you really?
'Cause I'm not playing about this.
505
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,170
You need to be transparent.
506
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,922
Is there any more shit
you're keeping from me?
507
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,424
No, I told you everything.
508
00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:32,052
All right.
509
00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:34,681
Keep it that way.
510
00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:40,353
Now, I worked everything out.
511
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:42,481
And I did the math.
512
00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:45,734
We can cover Maya's gymnastics
if I let my edges grow out.
513
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,279
But you need to take her every Tuesday.
514
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:50,906
Now, see, I can do that.
515
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:53,158
Now that Tasha got a car,
516
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:56,244
I mean, I really
kind of got the car for you.
517
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,328
That's...
518
00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,455
Negro, please.
519
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:04,211
I took a shot.
520
00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:11,134
Damn, Bennie. Hah!
521
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,803
I'm surprised to see you
in one piece. I know Regina don't play.
522
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:16,056
Yeah, you know I know
how to handle my woman.
523
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,934
You know,
calmed her down, told her everything,
524
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,144
full transparency shit. We all good.
525
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,104
Really? Okay, player, okay.
526
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,524
So she okay
with Tasha driving a dirty car.
527
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,400
Hey, why are you yelling that?
528
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,152
She don't know that.
529
00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:32,239
I told you, "transparency," not "stupid."
530
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:34,491
[Tasha] Bennie! Bennie!
531
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,117
Bennie.
532
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,201
Hey.
533
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:38,971
Y'all got a tow truck, right?
534
00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:41,790
Why is you coming in here
with half a foot? What happened?
535
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:44,167
I broke my shoe climbing out of a ditch.
536
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,670
Oh, yeah, um, the car's in a ditch.
537
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:50,048
Damn, you only had that car one week.
538
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,550
Oh.
539
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,178
Please tell me
you remembered to get the tags.
540
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,680
I remembered my purse.
541
00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:58,431
And my lucky hot comb.
542
00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:00,684
That don't help nobody.
543
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:01,768
Tony, get the truck.
544
00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:02,978
And be quick, okay?
545
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,189
'Cause he said I need to be
back in an hour or he gon' call the cops.
546
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:07,148
Who said?
547
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,858
The dude in the Saab I hit.
548
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:10,277
I mean, keep up.
549
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,739
[both groaning]