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[Bennie vocalizing]
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I know this ain't break time.
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Now, Duck, you need to
put down that Bible and pick up a wrench.
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Prayer works, but it don't pay.
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There's nothing to work on.
You fixed everything.
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Yeah, except your marriage.
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Shut up, Tony!
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I'm getting back in tonight.
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I already got some of Regina's money.
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- I'm gonna tell her at the hospital.
- Hospital?
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She all right? She need some soup?
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No, it's just a big party
that her job does every year.
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- Oh.
- That we go together.
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[sighing] Man, don't scare me like that.
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Yeah, man. We're gonna
have some drinks, some fun.
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I'mma get everybody laughing,
then she gonna start laughing,
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and boom! I'm back in.
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Yeah, yeah.
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If that don't work out, I have
some extra begging journals I can get you.
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[chuckles]
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Hey, Bennie. Is Lucretia around?
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- Nah, she ain't here.
- Oh, you know where she is?
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Uh... Look up.
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Bats usually hang from the ceiling.
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Can I wait for her?
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I mean, you could.
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- It ain't gonna make her look no better.
- [laughing]
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You know what?
I know that's how y'all play around,
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but I'mma need you
to fall back on that, man.
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Relax.
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Okay, I'm just kidding.
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Just like God was
when He made Lucretia's face. [laughing]
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You think this is a joke, bruh?
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You're talking about my lady.
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Hey, check this out, man.
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Don't come in my shop
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trying to tell me how to talk, okay?
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This ain't your cockpit.
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And before you catch a hot one,
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the exits are there, there,
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there, and right there.
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Excuse you?
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Oh, you know what? [chuckles nervously]
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I ain't got time for this.
You just tell her I stopped by.
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[Bennie] Yeah.
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Oh, damn.
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Man, that was crazy,
that dude walked...
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- Oh, oh!
- [Bennie] Oh!
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- What the...
- I dodged that bullet.
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You was there the whole time?
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As far as you know, I'm always here.
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I was just making sure
your crooked ass put in new parts.
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Look, I am not trying to see Captain Cam,
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but with all that shit you was talkin',
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it would've been good
to watch him kick your ass.
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Captain Crunch ain't gonna do shit to...
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Oh, here he come! He's coming right now!
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Run! He's coming!
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Oh, my God, he's back.
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[both laughing]
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Whoo! That's how you get rid of her.
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Solid as a rock ♪
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Solid ♪
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- Hi, sweetie.
- What's up, baby?
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I was talking to Maya.
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- How was class, my love?
- We practiced for our recital.
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I'm gonna be a daisy.
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[grunts]
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No, baby. You spin, then you jump.
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You're right, Daddy.
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I'm gonna go upstairs and practice.
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I'm so excited!
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She'll get it right tomorrow.
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I'll record the recital for you.
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No, I told Maya I was coming.
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[chuckles] You say that every year,
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and then you don't show up.
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And I am tired of
putting a jacket on the back of a chair,
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pretending you're in the bathroom.
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Is that why the dance teacher
thought I had the bubble guts?
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Can I have some coffee?
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[sighs] If you make it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ooh-wee!
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That's a whole lot of wine for one lady.
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You lonely, huh?
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If you must know,
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I hosted my first book club.
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Hey, dump those grounds in the disposal.
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You know this ain't worked
since Maya was born.
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[scoffs] I fixed it.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, I've been fixing
a lot of stuff around here.
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That's what's up, I'm just gonna
go get me a good shirt.
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What you need that for, you got court?
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No, we got the big hospital party tonight.
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No, we don't.
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Oh, come on... No, they done cancelled it?
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No. I'm going.
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By myself.
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Oh, come on, you can't do this.
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That's our thing.
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We have such a good time.
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There's laughs, bacon-wrapped shrimp.
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More laughs, more shrimp.
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You need me.
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Actually, I do need you for one thing.
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Come on, let me
break you off 15 minutes of something.
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No, no. I need help with the door.
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What's up with the door?
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- Something's wrong with the door?
- It's on the other side.
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Who broke the door?
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- Yep, right there.
- Where?
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Okay, I get it.
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So, Bennie really thought
he was going with you tonight?
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I knew he was a dick,
but I didn't know he had big balls.
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Yeah. I was shocked he even remembered.
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- It was kinda sweet.
- Uh-uh, uh-uh.
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Don't crack. He ain't about you.
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He just wanted that free shrimp.
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[cell phone dings]
This is your captain speaking.
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Okay, either talk to Captain Cam
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or change your ringtone.
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I get mad every time
I hear that, I wanna take a trip.
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Ain't nobody thinking about him.
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Or Bennie. Tonight's about you.
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Yes, you are right.
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No Bennie, no kids, no GMAT,
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tonight is all about Regina.
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What? Damn, girl, this ain't Mahogany.
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Fine, if you don't
wanna be out there drippin'.
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You take calcium supplements,
don't say "drippin'."
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[cell phone dings]
This is your captain speaking.
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Damn, girl. What you put on that boy, huh?
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That leg must be
more flexible than you lettin' on.
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I do have a personality.
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But yeah, it moves.
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- This is your captain speaking.
- [Regina] Ugh!
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[hesitating] Okay, listen now,
you really need to talk to him.
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He left his family for you.
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I didn't ask him to do that.
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The needy bastard.
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Well, both y'all wrong,
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but you need to clean this shit up.
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Well, why me?
He's the one being all messy.
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[sighs] Lucretia, he's not gonna let up
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until you tell him to his face.
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And you are way too old
to be ghostin' folks.
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Well, he did leave his wife for me.
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You know she white.
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So I ain't got time
to do all that retraining.
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All right, fine, I guess a drink
with the man won't kill me.
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Mommy, look, my feet are getting better.
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But I still don't know where my arms go.
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Sweetheart, take that off,
you don't want to get it sweaty.
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But Daddy said
I should practice in my flower head.
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If her Daddy shows up to
that recital, I'll eat that flower head.
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And after the recital,
Daddy said we can get some ice cream!
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[Lucretia] Oh.
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Daddy's building himself
quite a petard, huh?
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He better show up to that recital,
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'cause it's the daddy issues
that drives the girls to the pole.
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"Fellas, get your dollars ready."
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"Daisy to the stage."
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"Make it rain!"
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This is way better
than a old stuffy-ass hospital party.
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- Yeah.
- Mmm.
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Yeah, old dry-ass bacon-wrapped shrimp.
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Who ordered
the shrimp bucket and a side of bacon?
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Right here.
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Oh, can I get another one of these?
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Oh, slow down,
that's your fourth Shirley Temple.
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My body is my temple.
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Why you in my bidness?
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All right.
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You can't find your temple if you
go blind from the sugar. Right, Bennie?
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- Bennie!
- What? Shirley Temple got the sugar?
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Come on, are we doing this or what?
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You said this was
gonna be a fun night out.
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Mmm-hmm. You thinkin' about Regina, too?
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No, man, I just can't hear.
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Has the music always been this loud?
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It's making my teeth rattle.
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Ain't this some shit.
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I got one brother that won't drink,
and another missing his wife.
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Y'all know
what this taste of freedom is costing me?
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It's like when they took Kunta's foot.
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Hey, man, we just winding down.
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What's it, like, 2:30? [chuckles]
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8:15?
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Well, I'm out.
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If I get home before 10:00,
I may not have to tweeze her whiskers.
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I'm out, too, Duck.
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- We kicked it quick, but we kicked it.
- [cell phone ringing]
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This one's on Lucretia.
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Gina!
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I know you want me at your party.
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Yeah. I can't come
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until you send me
some pictures of them girls.
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I ain't talkin'
about Aaliyah and Maya, either.
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I'm calling to make sure
your ass is at Maya's recital tomorrow.
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Oh, I'mma be there.
I told you I'mma be there.
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She's counting on you.
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And I only want God
to make it rain on her.
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Wait a minute, hold up.
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Is that music?
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Oh, hell, no. Are you at a bar?
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Yeah, I know, it's too loud, right?
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[scoffs] Don't be out all night,
actin' a fool.
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You can't kick me
out the house and tell me what to do.
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Sure can. Be there tomorrow.
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Now take your ass home, but not my house.
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Yeah, she ain't seen
actin' a fool. [chuckles]
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Let me get a double.
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Don't play me, play lotto.
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[piano music playing softly on speakers]
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Oh, hey, girl.
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Hey, Anna. Finally, you are here.
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Now I got somebody
that I can talk about people with.
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Oh, I can't stay,
I'm just here to grab some food.
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I'm working overtime.
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If I pick up more hours,
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I might be able
to live paycheck to paycheck.
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00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:01,808
Hmm.
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00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:04,478
Just point me
to the bacon-wrapped shrimp. Look...
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I put foil in the envelope.
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00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:10,484
Oh, and I brought one
for Bennie, too. [chuckles]
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Oh.
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00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:15,823
Hi, Jan.
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It's Regina.
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From billing.
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I work with Sheila.
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Oh, Sheila.
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- She's a hoot.
- Mmm.
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I wish she was here tonight,
she'd really liven up this place.
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Oh, hey, Bobbie, Nan, my favorite couple.
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Hey, guys, do you know Jan?
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Yes. [chuckles]
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Bobbie's my ex-wife
and Nan's the bitch she left me for.
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But thanks for flagging 'em down.
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Bobbie.
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Nan.
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Well, shit.
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Now how was I supposed to know that?
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Why would you still work here?
248
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,704
We discussed it
with your husband at our last party.
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00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,873
He thought
it'd be gangsta if we waited it out.
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00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:07,625
[Bobbie and Nan chuckle]
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00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,710
- Where is Bennie? He's so funny.
- Yeah.
252
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,671
Yeah, he is. He's not here.
253
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:13,922
- Oh.
- Oh.
254
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:19,053
Oof, dancin' with them young girls,
I ain't got the knees for that.
255
00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:21,180
I ain't no Megan Thee Stallion.
256
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:23,974
I can't sweat anymore.
My girl will smell the fun on me.
257
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:28,062
Just leave her. Being alone is fun.
258
00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:31,107
[scoffs] I can't. I think
she has a chip in me.
259
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,190
Mmm-hmm.
260
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,569
- Them some big-ass vodka shots.
- Ooh, man.
261
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:36,821
Actually, it's water.
262
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,864
Y'all need to slow down.
263
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,658
- Man, where the party at?
- Yeah.
264
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:43,077
Don't nobody want no whack-ass water.
265
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,914
Why don't you wave the Bible over it
and turn it to wine? Go ahead. [laughing]
266
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,917
All right. Yeah, keep on laughing.
267
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,504
Uh-huh. I'mma get outta here before
I remember why I ended up in prison.
268
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:54,463
Ooh!
269
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,550
We don't know why your ass
came out in the first place. [laughs]
270
00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,885
Because you needed a designated driver.
271
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,012
Now you need a Uber. Bye.
272
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,098
[chuckles] Hey, go ahead.
273
00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:06,350
We don't need you anyway, Duck. Bye!
274
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,769
You got my Uber, right?
275
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,272
Hell, no. More shots.
276
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:16,110
- Yeah! [chuckles]
- Mmm, mmm.
277
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:19,947
Ooh! Oh! Cujo lives!
278
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:27,955
I haven't seen alcohol
go into an asshole since Freaknik '94.
279
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,710
Regina got you 'round here
spying on me or something?
280
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:36,005
Regina ain't thinkin' about you.
She's movin' on with her life.
281
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,758
You know what?
Let me give her a little push.
282
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,262
Tell her to get this one.
283
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,310
What are you doing sniffing around here?
284
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:50,770
No one called in a bomb.
285
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,231
I'm meeting Captain Cam.
286
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,485
I wanted someplace loud
in case he cries when I finally end it.
287
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,987
Yeah. Well, why tell him it's over?
288
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,531
I thought your species just ate the male.
289
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:06,827
Be careful, Bennie.
Alcohol affects your balance.
290
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,746
Hey! What's wrong with you?
291
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,749
Yeah, that one's just for me.
292
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,047
Bennie's not here.
293
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:21,926
I got your text. What's wrong?
294
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,720
Hi. I'm fine. Why are you in your uniform?
295
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,973
'Cause you texted,
"Get here quick, it's an emergency."
296
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,683
I didn't know it was a party.
297
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,395
Well, duh, I ended the text
with a party hat emoji.
298
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,606
I don't trust your emojis.
299
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:39,527
Remember you invited me to Easter dinner
with a bunch of peaches and eggplants?
300
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:45,032
So that you'd know that I had
organic fresh fruits and vegetables.
301
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,536
You should never go past the smiley faces.
302
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,414
- Why am I here?
- 'Cause I needed somebody to talk to.
303
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,542
You're at a party with your friends.
304
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:57,878
[scoffs] These are not my friends,
these are my coworkers.
305
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,672
I'm with these clowns every day.
306
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,382
Like, see this guy right here?
307
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,884
His credit is terrible.
308
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,136
He can't even afford the free clinic.
309
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,182
Hey, Millie, lookin' good.
310
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,351
Didn't she retire?
311
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,020
I don't know these people. I'm out.
312
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,856
Get your ass back here.
313
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,359
Roll your eyes again and see what happens.
314
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,654
Now, fine, we will talk about you.
315
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,447
What's crackin' with my firstborn?
316
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,909
Well, I mean,
I'm just working, making deliveries.
317
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,162
Okay, okay. That's what's up,
that's what's up.
318
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,665
Tell me about that.
319
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,544
Um, last week
I delivered some live chickens.
320
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:41,046
Then I had a two-piece
for lunch. [chuckles]
321
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,130
Ain't that crazy?
322
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,674
[both laughing]
323
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,718
Oh, Lord.
324
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,428
This is not a real laugh.
325
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,640
Mmm-mmm. The bar's over there.
326
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,315
Cam, you don't wanna marry me.
You don't even know me.
327
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,108
But I love you.
328
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,652
What's my middle name?
329
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,361
Precious?
330
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,034
I didn't like it in bed,
I don't like it now.
331
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,704
Look, we had fun, but it's over.
332
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:14,663
Accept that.
333
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,040
No.
334
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,875
I will never accept that.
335
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,628
Let me break it down to you.
336
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,756
You left a job, a wife and kids,
337
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:26,050
for a woman that you don't really know.
338
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,345
What makes you think
I'd ever want to be with a man like you?
339
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,930
'Cause you owe me.
340
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,767
I don't owe you shit.
341
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,772
Face it, it's over.
342
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,358
This will be the last drink
that you will ever buy me.
343
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,194
Well, this next one will.
344
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,697
You think this is a joke?
345
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,089
I'm not gonna let you do this shit to me.
346
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,827
- Tony. Tony!
- Hmm?
347
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,621
Tony, oh. You see this shit?
348
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,623
You're lucky to even have me.
349
00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,292
Lucretia might be in over her horns.
350
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,671
We might have to go and check this cat.
351
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,006
All right, okay. [inhales]
352
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,800
Oh, I gotta pee.
353
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,677
I can't fight with a full bladder.
354
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,429
You need to leave.
355
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,974
Who the hell do you think you are?
356
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,559
Bitch, I fly planes.
357
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,771
What's up, Lucretia, you good?
358
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,231
She's fine.
359
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,149
Mind your business, Bennie.
360
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,860
I know... I know you over here
all in your feelings,
361
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,070
but you got to break out.
362
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,406
You can't tell me nothin'.
363
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,616
We're not in your shop,
I don't wanna hear...
364
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:35,828
You know, we good.
365
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,579
- Yeah.
- [Cam] Mmm-hmm.
366
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,664
You know what?
367
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,499
Forget you, Cretia.
368
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,879
You know, my wife told me
you would do just like this.
369
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,760
I can't believe he was so shook over me.
370
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,680
Yeah. I can't believe
you didn't turn him into stone.
371
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,352
Shut up and buy me a drink, jackass.
372
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,812
[grumbling]
373
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,858
How long this big-ass wall been here?
374
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,240
Oh, the fire extinguisher.
375
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,659
- You got it.
- Mmm.
376
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,161
Okay, my turn.
377
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,747
- I spy with my little eye, some...
- No. Mmm-mmm.
378
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,791
I'm done. We can just go home.
379
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,335
[sighs] I usually have fun here.
380
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,087
I don't know what it is.
381
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,049
Hmm, I do. It's okay to miss him.
382
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,716
Shut up.
383
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:37,848
We had some rough times.
384
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,644
We had a lot of fun over 30 years.
385
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,439
It's hard to just let that go.
386
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,399
- Not for me.
- Hey.
387
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,568
He's still your dad.
388
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:56,825
What I need to figure out is...
389
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,703
what I want moving forward.
390
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:03,582
- Well, I'm here for you.
- Mmm. [chuckles]
391
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,627
Thank you.
392
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,387
You know you're allergic to crab, right?
393
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,015
Right. [clears throat]
394
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,812
Is there something you wanna talk about?
395
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:30,442
Like how you almost
killed yourself over some hazel eyes?
396
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,237
[sighing]
397
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,114
Sweet pea,
398
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,326
you can tell me anything. You know that.
399
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,495
Okay.
400
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,458
Mom, I'm...
401
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,961
Gay. I know.
402
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,007
And it's fine.
403
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,553
I love you no matter what.
404
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,974
[breathes deeply]
405
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,268
Doesn't it feel better, hmm?
406
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,478
Now that you told me? [chuckles]
407
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,022
Well, I didn't actually say it yet, but...
408
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,067
You're right! Oh. You're right.
409
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,862
My bad. Okay.
410
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,655
Go ahead.
411
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,242
Mom...
412
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:23,452
I'm gay.
413
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,038
I know.
414
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,916
I told you.
415
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,085
- That's messed up.
- [laughing]
416
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,962
That's kinda funny, though.
417
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,592
I am so proud of you.
418
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,346
So, when are you gonna tell your father?
419
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,265
Mom, hold up.
420
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,225
I just told you five seconds ago.
421
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,685
- And I like you.
- Mmm.
422
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,565
[cell phone alarm beeping]
423
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:54,109
Why am I beeping?
424
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,154
Maya's recital.
425
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:59,072
Damn, I can't get out my own way.
426
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,575
Oh, what the hell?
427
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,621
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no.
428
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,623
- No, no, no.
- No, this didn't happen.
429
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,559
- Are we dead? We better be dead.
- [machine whirring]
430
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,794
This better be the UberPool
to heaven and we gotta drop you off first.
431
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:18,926
What did you do to me?
432
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,136
Is this how you get back at my sister?
433
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,473
I didn't do shit to you,
I'm checking for bite marks now.
434
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,266
Let's retrace the night.
435
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,603
Okay, there was shots, then more shots,
436
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,563
[scoffs] then I'm out after that.
437
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,190
Shit, where's my cane?
438
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,067
Shit, where's my socks?
439
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,028
All right, be honest.
440
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,406
- Did you take advantage of me?
- Oh, please.
441
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,951
If I did,
I would've already killed myself.
442
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,495
Oh, and it would've been a murder-suicide.
443
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,581
Just in case,
I'mma lick some old batteries
444
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,041
and try to kill my tongue.
445
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,587
Relax. We'll check the cameras.
446
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,171
Cameras?
447
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,299
We filmed this shit?
448
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,009
It's on tape?
449
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:03,929
The security cameras.
450
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,889
I got 'em all over this place.
451
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,268
You don't think it's weird
that plant nobody waters never dies?
452
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,354
They're hooked up to my phone,
453
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:15,357
so we'll just scroll back
the last couple of hours.
454
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,360
What if there's something
we don't wanna see?
455
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,195
Look, I gotta know
456
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,906
or I'll never be able
to look at myself or my sister again.
457
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,533
So, here we go.
458
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,664
Did you steal that from the bar?
459
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,624
The bottle still has the spout on it.
460
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,210
Nobody give a shit about that spout.
461
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,587
I need to know
if we was naked. Fast forward.
462
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,389
You know, for an asshole,
you're an above-average dancer.
463
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,062
Well, there go the cane.
464
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:00,235
Keep going, keep going.
465
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,489
Oh, Lord, this is where it happened.
466
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,199
You got your claws in me.
467
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,577
[shushing] Quiet, fool, so we can hear.
468
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,787
I just love her so much.
469
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,624
Stop slobbering.
470
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,461
She's gonna take you back. Someday.
471
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,629
You know, you're like herpes.
472
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,382
You never really go away.
473
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,595
Yeah.
474
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,973
You know what? You just tryin' to be nice.
475
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,143
[clicks tongue] You're not so bad.
476
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:34,561
I mean, uh...
477
00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:38,357
I saw how you stood up to Cam for me.
478
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:42,361
Although, I could've
handled his bitch ass.
479
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,029
All that pretty hair.
480
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:47,449
Yeah. You're pretty tough.
481
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:49,618
You know what?
482
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,621
- I always have liked you, Lucretia.
- [chuckles]
483
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,209
Oh, shit, you're leanin' in.
484
00:22:58,585 --> 00:22:59,795
There's a eyelash.
485
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,673
Oh! Make a wish.
486
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:07,010
I wish Regina'd take me back.
487
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,141
Okay, okay, stop right there.
488
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,476
There's my socks.
489
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:20,148
[imitating Bennie]
Regina, baby, I'm sorry.
490
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:23,527
[imitating Regina]
Sorry's not gonna pay for my grad school.
491
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:28,115
Oh, shit, now I gotta burn my hands.
492
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,411
Did you call this Uber?
493
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,080
I thought you did.
494
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,667
I'm gonna take a nap.
495
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,544
I don't feel so good.
496
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,630
Well, if you gonna be sick,
497
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,340
let me raise your head.
498
00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:50,512
Damn, I wish I would've peed first.
499
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:54,099
Okay, we're sleepin'.
500
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,268
You're peein' out the window.
501
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:59,563
Okay, so that car
wasn't leaking antifreeze.
502
00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:03,024
- We're still sleepin'.
- Mmm.
503
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,401
We're wakin' up.
504
00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:06,319
Nothing happened, thank you, Jesus!
505
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:07,988
[both cheering]
506
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,782
Man. So we still gonna
have to take this to our graves.
507
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,534
Take what to our graves?
508
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,703
The video footage we was watchin'.
509
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,913
What video footage?
510
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:18,623
From last night.
511
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,127
She did not marry you for brains, huh?
512
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,009
[soft music playing on speakers]
513
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,139
[crowd applauding]
514
00:24:37,684 --> 00:24:38,935
Has Maya been on?
515
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,645
No, she's next.
516
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:43,482
Whoa, did Cam push you out of his plane?
517
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,649
Mmm.
518
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:49,696
And why you smell
like a drunk bottle of Chanel?
519
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,491
Would you just watch your kid dance, narc?
520
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:56,244
- Whose jacket am I sitting on?
- [scoffs]
521
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,747
Bennie didn't show up.
He went out last night.
522
00:24:58,830 --> 00:24:59,956
Same old Bennie.
523
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,541
There's still time, ease up.
524
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:05,170
[gasps] Guess what.
Bernard came out to me.
525
00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:08,465
Oh, thank God.
It was hard keeping that ten-year secret.
526
00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:11,218
- Ten... You knew?
- Shh. Here come the daisy.
527
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,762
[soft music playing on speakers]
528
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,667
Come on, baby, keep going. You can do it.
529
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,337
You got this, baby girl!
530
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:48,420
She can do this.
531
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,341
She got it, she's good. I've seen this.
532
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:52,424
I've seen it.
533
00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,636
He did make it.
534
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:58,431
Maybe if you believed in him more,
he wouldn't have to act up.
535
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,726
I'm sorry. I'm still tipsy.
536
00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:05,564
Hold my Pedialyte.
537
00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,445
I don't think you can be here, Daddy,
538
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:14,030
and I think I should go, too.
539
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,615
You got this, baby girl.
540
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,492
You got this. You know this.
541
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,370
Remember, you bend
because the flower wants some water,
542
00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:22,914
and you jump because it wants some sun.
543
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:26,209
Daddy, you forgot to spin
because the flower's happy.
544
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:28,420
You sure I'm not spinnin' right now?
545
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:40,473
Look at him.
546
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:43,226
Thirty years and he still surprises me.
547
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,312
[chuckling]