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Fuck!
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- Farhad?
- Oh, hey!
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Hey.
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- You're evicting me?
- No way, Kim. I would never.
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My dad is, since he's the landlord.
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I don't understand.
I've been a great tenant.
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That's what I told him.
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But he was like, "She hasn't paid her rent
in three months."
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It's so unfair, and I'm totally Team Kim.
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Look, I-I... I'm gonna pay.
I'm just going through a hard time.
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Don't do this to me. Please.
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I'm sorry.
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I can't believe I made out with you once.
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It was twice.
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I love the gym, but why does everything
that's good for you
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feel so bad in the beginning?
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I don't know.
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I'm determined
to get rid of my wine cellar
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and have my post-breakup revenge body.
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Yeah, sounds like a great idea.
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You seem so Les Misérables today.
What's going on?
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I'm sorry. I am just distracted
by all the shit I have to do.
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I'm moving.
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Oh.
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That's good. That black mold was making
you feel lightheaded. Where are you going?
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Back to my parents'.
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It'll help me save money
and get my debt under control.
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Are you okay with that?
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Yeah.
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Oh, uh...
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Hey. Sorry to bother you.
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I see you at the gym,
and just wanted to say hey.
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Oh, hi.
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I'm Ryan, and, um, it's always nice
to meet a fellow fitness enthusiast.
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I'm Jeremy.
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We should definitely hang out sometime.
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Okay. Sure.
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I'd love to interview you for my podcast.
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It's super inspiring
to see you give it your all,
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despite your limitations.
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Keep it up.
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Thank you.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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You want me to beat him up?
I have some excess rage today.
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What are you doing here, diva?
I thought I fired you.
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Um, not that I know of.
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Oh, that was the other gay guy.
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I need to stop getting you two confused.
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Well, you're fired.
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What? Olivia, no.
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Look, I know my work
has been less than stellar lately,
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but I have an idea. I'm gonna write
about this disabled meet-up group.
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They call themselves The Crips.
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Funny. But I don't care.
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Well, I mean, it's gonna be
about more than that.
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I haven't spent much time
with my disabled brethren...
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Since my cousin with the big dick?
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He's engaged, by the way.
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To a guy with an even bigger dick.
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Yeah. That's nice.
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Um, so really it's kind of like,
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do I have no disabled friends
because of my internalized ableism,
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or is it just because I haven't found
the right group of people?
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Hmm. Sounds hysterical.
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Your job is safe.
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For now.
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Olivia!
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Wow, you look amazing.
That color really brings out your...
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soul.
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Um, can we have a moment alone?
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I'm flattered, really,
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but I'm with my lover, Rae.
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I'm not hitting on you, sicko.
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Um, actually, I need a raise.
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I mean, my posts are responsible
for 40% of Eggwoke's traffic.
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I gave you a raise two months ago.
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- I want another?
- Fat chance.
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Sorry. Curvy, body positive chance.
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Look, I'm just gonna level with you.
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I'm having some financial issues.
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It's temporary. I just need some money
to cover me. Please.
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Look, I almost would,
but we're cash poor right now.
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I had to give Samantha a raise
because she saw something...
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Hi!
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I just had to give her a raise.
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Anyway, you're just gonna have to be
a big girl and figure it out.
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Sorry.
Beautiful, voluptuous girl.
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This is centered.
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Thank God!
You're such a perfectionist.
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Ordinarily, I'd be triggered by the fact
that you're redecorating the house
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and removing every single photo of me,
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but that Demi Moore pregnancy photo
is major.
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I'm not removing every photo.
It was like a shrine.
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Ry, next photo, please.
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Like a beautiful shrine.
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No, this goes in the credenza.
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Mom, I, uh, have a Q for you.
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Yes?
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Did I have, like, any disabled friends
growing up?
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Oh, you had
the... the people in physical therapy.
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Yeah, but we weren't friends.
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We were like a sports team,
and our rival was life.
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Well, when you played
with other disabled kids,
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you were so high functioning,
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and it just made you feel bad.
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Why? Did I do something wrong?
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No, no. You didn't do anything wrong.
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I just, um... I'm going
to this disabled meetup thing,
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and I've just never done that before,
been with so many disabled people.
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That is wonder... I'm so happy.
Is... Is Henry going with you?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, that's nice.
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I haven't heard you talk about Tanner
in a while.
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That's a good thing, I'm guessing?
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Yeah. I guess.
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I haven't heard you
talk about Grandma in a while.
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Is that a good thing?
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I don't know what that is.
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I slept with Phil.
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Oh...
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Oh, is that weird? Is that weird?
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Cause I know...
Oh God, boundaries are a new thing.
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No, no, I-I fully support
a sleeping with Phil journey.
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- Just as long as it's what you want.
- It was.
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Okay, the boundaries are going back up.
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Calm down.
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I just... No, just for that moment.
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But now I, um, I need to be alone.
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God, Mom,
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you had such a fun life before
I came along and just destroyed it.
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- You did destroy it.
- Yeah.
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- Sorry.
- I just keep thinking about this girl.
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Who she is,
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what she wanted.
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You've been listening
to a lot of Brené Brown lately?
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In the car, yeah.
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Oh, she is just a lovely woman.
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Liking The Velvet Underground was
my personality from ages, like, 14 to 17.
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Wait, what are you doing?
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I'm trying not to step on the crack.
Bad luck, babe.
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Okay.
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So these people that we're meeting today,
they're, like, fun and cool, right?
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I mean, they're disabled,
but they're fun. And cool.
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Not to say that you can't be both,
or whatever...
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Babe, they're so fun, so cool.
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We have this whole initiation ritual where
we beat you with our canes and walkers.
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But don't worry. You're gonna love!
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Um...
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Confused? I'm stimming, honey.
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Self-stimulatory behavior is occasionally
a symptom of people like me
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that were diagnosed with Asperger's,
but that term is now problematic,
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because, whoops, it was coined by Nazis,
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so technically now we're all just
somewhere on the autistic spectrum.
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Neurodiverse if ya nasty.
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But I mostly identify as hot!
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Wow!
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I wish I identified as hot.
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Hello?
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I've arrived!
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- Hi, darling!
- Hi, beta!
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Wow.
I know you guys are excited to see me,
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but this is too much.
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- Ah-ah! No!
- No, no, no, honey. That's not for you.
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You have to wait.
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Scusi? Who's it for, then?
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Ooh, Dev and Anisha just got engaged.
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Just now! He proposed at brunch!
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And with you being here,
it will be a shaadi ka ghar.
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A marriage house? Delightful.
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Come, come, come! Oh!
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Oh, hey, have you lost weight?
I can finally get my arms around you.
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- What up, family?
- Hey!
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There they are!
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Didi!
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Hi.
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So tasteful, right?
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Wow, Dev. You save up working
at the cell phone kiosk at the mall?
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We have a real store now. Yeah.
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Living that flagship life.
So why don't you eat my ass?
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- Never.
- Stop it.
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- This is a happy time.
- Mmm.
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- Where should I put my stuff?
- In your old room. Where else?
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My old room is the pooja room now.
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There's an air mattress in there,
so go blow it up.
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- I have a bad back.
- There we go.
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To the happy couple.
One for you, one for me.
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Oh, Mom, you look hot.
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Cheers!
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So a cop pulled me over
for casually doing 50 in a 35 zone.
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He asked me to get out of my car,
I said I had to get my wheelchair,
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and he got all flustered and basically
told me I was doing a great job.
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Was it condescending? Yes.
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Did my disability
also save my ass hundreds of dollars?
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Also, yes.
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Bonus, he didn't murder me.
Which was very off-brand.
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Yay, no murdering!
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Uh, Ryan, you want to share?
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Oh. Um...
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Okay. Yeah. Uh...
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Hello, I'm Ryan, and I'm a Crips virgin.
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Okay.
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Um...
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I have to admit, uh, I actually thought
I was done dealing with my CP,
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but it still trolls me all the time.
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Um, Uber drivers ask what's wrong with me.
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Strangers come up to me at the gym
and congratulate me simply for exercising.
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Ew.
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Inspiration porn.
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Is that what that is?
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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And then, um...
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Well, whatever, I went on a date
with a guy a few weeks ago,
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and he was super cute, an actor.
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I mean, Hallmark movies,
but, you know, still.
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The whole time I was thinking,
"What is he doing with me?"
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I mean, I know I'm not gay Grendel,
but you know.
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Anyway, we were, um, hooking up,
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and he was just so focused
on my disability.
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It was very clear that it turned him on.
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And it made me feel
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not great.
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And, of course,
part of me was just like, "Oh."
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"This is why he was into me.
It makes sense now."
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So,
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anyway.
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Wait.
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Hallmark movies?
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If you're gonna get fetishized,
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you can't give it up
to anyone below, like, B-list movie star.
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Okay, next up, an announcement
about the theme for Crip Prom.
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After much consideration,
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we've decided that Arabian Nights
was 100% problematic.
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So we decided on
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Under the Sea.
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- No.
- Why?
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What? The oceans are filled with plastic,
and we have to honor them while we can.
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Do it for Greta.
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Gerwig?
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Thunberg.
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That's how you say it, right?
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- I thought it was...
- I don't know.
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- "Thune."
- "Thurn."
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Kit is such a loller.
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Yeah, she's the best.
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She does stand-up.
Actually, she calls it sit-down comedy.
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- We should go sometime.
- Yeah, I would love that.
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Well, I'm glad you had fun.
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Are you kidding? It was amazing.
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- Thank you for bringing me.
- No problem.
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Wait.
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- I'm sorry. Did I...
- I'm sorry.
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- Did I misread the vibe?
- No, no, I was just surprised, that's all.
252
00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,673
But I liked it.
253
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,883
That was good.
254
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,219
Well, brace yourself, because
255
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,305
I'm about to ask you out.
256
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,599
Will you go on a date?
257
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,144
Okay, sure!
258
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:51,145
Yeah.
259
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:53,147
Um...
260
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:54,565
I don't know if this matters,
261
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:57,860
but you are, um,
fully standing on a crack, so...
262
00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,528
It was worth it.
263
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:20,549
Hi.
264
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,555
Okay, so it turns out Sky Ferreira and I
have the same acupuncturist,
265
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,600
and Sky absolutely promised me
she was going to be here today
266
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,435
and sing "Everything Is Embarrassing,"
267
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,104
but then she texted an hour ago
that she had a head cold.
268
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,732
Which, what? How dare you?
It was very annoying...
269
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,317
Okay, none of that is true...
270
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,779
It's true, none of that is true,
but I was trying to make a grand gesture.
271
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,281
"Everything Is Embarrassing"
is a perfect song,
272
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,451
and I wanted to do something perfect
to show that I've missed you,
273
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,412
and not like, "This kinda sucks,
but I'll just eat ice cream,
274
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,414
listen to some Slowdive and get over it."
275
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:55,708
Ryan.
276
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,295
When we first met,
277
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,715
I wasn't looking for anything, because...
278
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,968
Well, you know why.
279
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:09,473
But you are so yourself, and...
280
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:13,143
you look at everything
like you're seeing it for the first time,
281
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:17,189
and I haven't been around that in,
well, ever.
282
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,524
I just feel like...
283
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,943
Tanner, I just... I can't do this again.
284
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,444
I broke up with Richard.
285
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:27,700
And I wanna do this.
Like, really, really do this.
286
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:32,329
I'm sorry. You were supposed to be
getting this big romantic gesture,
287
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:36,083
and instead you're just getting this boy
who is realizing that...
288
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,711
he loves you.
289
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,888
He said, "I love you"?
290
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:49,972
Wow.
291
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:53,225
I told him I need time to think about it.
Am I a monster?
292
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,061
No, you're behaving rationally.
293
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:59,023
Unlike Tanner, who...
294
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,567
I don't know, Ry.
295
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,235
It just seems really fast.
296
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,362
Do you love him?
297
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,155
I think so.
298
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:10,075
I mean,
how do you know if you love someone?
299
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,246
Ooh, I know I love that dress.
Do not throw it out.
300
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,499
Ry, you're here to maintain my sanity
during family dinner,
301
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,209
notplay Project Runway judge.
302
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,045
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
303
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,839
It's just, isn't selling
your clothes a little extreme?
304
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,842
You're not paying rent.
That should cover some of your debt.
305
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,886
I want a fresh start.
306
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,138
Okay.
307
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,516
So, look,
should I get back together with Tanner,
308
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,561
or should I explore things with Henry?
I really need your help.
309
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:38,645
I don't know, Ry.
310
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,690
I think you really just
need to listen to your heart.
311
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,193
And a little bit of your penis,
but mostly your heart.
312
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,571
Now, let's go to happy hour.
313
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,949
I need two to seven drinks
before family dinner.
314
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,918
I gotta say, Anisha,
I don't really know you,
315
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:05,005
but you look like the type of person
that's always on day three of a cleanse,
316
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:08,384
so congrats on that,
and welcome to the family.
317
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,095
Oh my God, thank you.
318
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:15,641
And I just want you guys to know
that I will not be pulling a bridezilla.
319
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,978
Honestly, I've seen people
go crazy with their weddings.
320
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,856
- I just want ours to be simple.
- This is why I fucking love her.
321
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:28,112
250 people max, and a destination wedding,
but to a place with direct flights.
322
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,238
- Perfect.
- Yeah.
323
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,949
Beta, put your napkin on your lap.
324
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,575
Oh, here.
325
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,539
- There you go.
- Thank you, Mommy.
326
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:43,210
We're all so excited about the wedding,
we have lost our manners.
327
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:46,380
We have another big development
in our household.
328
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:50,175
Oh, yes.
Kim is finally introducing us to Ryan!
329
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,805
We have read all your articles on Eggyolk.
You're very talented.
330
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,932
It's Eggwoke, Mom.
331
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,477
I don't...
That doesn't make sense.
332
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,895
You guys are very sweet,
333
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:05,524
but really, it's Kim who taught me
everything I know, so...
334
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:12,072
So happy to have our Karishma back home,
and, Ryan, so lovely to finally meet you.
335
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:13,656
Cheers.
336
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:14,908
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
337
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,119
- So lovely too.
- Cheers.
338
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,203
Mmm...
339
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:22,207
And beta, thank you so much for donating
those clothes. It was very generous.
340
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,211
- What?
- I told you I was going to the Goodwill.
341
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,964
I took that bag,
the one you left on the stairs, yeah?
342
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,883
Those were the clothes I was gonna sell!
343
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,635
Yikes.
344
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,679
That was a lot of designer stuff.
345
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,556
It must have been worth a lot.
346
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:39,975
I-I'm sorry, darling.
347
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,186
Truly, I-I... I didn't know.
348
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,356
Seconds?
349
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,026
I'm... I'm stuffed.
350
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,659
Um, how did you two meet?
351
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,869
Oh...
352
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,621
- Do you want me... Okay.
- You tell it.
353
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,706
Okay, I'll try not to cry.
354
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,417
We, um... We met...
I was deejaying at the WeWork,
355
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,587
you know, making those tech dollars,
and then I saw her.
356
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:13,383
And I was like, "Yo, you look
almost as beautiful as my mother."
357
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,887
- And she was like, "Who are you?"
- "Who are you?"
358
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,722
Oh!
359
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,807
- Yeah.
- Wow.
360
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:24,144
- Woman uproots entire life for DJ.
- Sounds promising.
361
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,274
Karishma.
362
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,111
What, Mom? You triggered? How about this?
363
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,781
Oh my God, it's so good.
364
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,075
Mmm,
I can feel my buttons getting tighter.
365
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,159
Oh, it's so good!
366
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,871
Oh God, my eyelids are gaining
so much weight I can barely keep it open.
367
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,206
I love being fat.
368
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,668
And you know what? Why is everyone
at this table so goddamn thin?
369
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,754
- Maybe there's something wrong with you.
- Show me to the bathroom?
370
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:54,675
Yeah, let me get my fat ass up
before I break this goddamn chair.
371
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:57,094
Time to go. Come on. We'll be right back.
372
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,805
I love food!
373
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,765
Okay, what the hell is going on?
374
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,685
It's turning into August: Osage County
out there.
375
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:07,104
Also, is your brother
trying to fuck your mom?
376
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:08,355
We don't talk about that.
377
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,190
And I'm fine.
378
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,569
Okay, you and I,
we love a truthful bathroom moment,
379
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,237
so do not lie to me.
380
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:18,614
Oh, fine.
381
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,703
Truth?
I didn't move home to save money.
382
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:27,040
I moved home because I got evicted,
and I literally have nowhere else to go.
383
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,710
Honey, why didn't you tell me?
384
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,295
I thought I could fix it.
385
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,131
And, Truth Bader Ginsburg, rest in power...
386
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,257
I miss her every day.
387
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:39,303
Now that my mom donated all those clothes,
which in total were worth like six grand,
388
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,763
I'm basically here indefinitely.
389
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,601
Well, you can always stay with me.
390
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,561
Oh, Ry.
391
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,814
I've come too far to be a straight girl
sleeping on her gay friend's couch.
392
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,275
Thank you.
393
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,320
Hey, guys.
394
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,947
Are you doing coke in here?
395
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,234
I'm just saying,
sometimes I wish I was a lesbian
396
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,166
so Kristen Stewart could destroy my life
for six weeks.
397
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:12,502
Yes! Personal Shopper
is lesbian and gay culture.
398
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,172
Lesbian and gay culture,
thank you, thank you!
399
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,549
I've been saying this for so long.
400
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:21,845
By the way,
I am loving your mesh shirt-skirt combo.
401
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:26,642
Oh, me?
Ryan, you shouldn't have. Thank you.
402
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,353
Yeah, I totally fuck with skirts.
403
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:34,358
Well, I think it's also because
growing up, people would stare at me,
404
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,902
and a part of me was like,
"If you're gonna do that,
405
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,780
I might as well give you
something to look at."
406
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:40,781
I'm jealous.
407
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,991
Oh my God, no. You can pull off a skirt.
408
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:47,287
Oh, no. I mean, thank you, but, with me,
it's kind of always been the opposite.
409
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:51,875
It's always been like, you know, blend in,
don't draw attention to your disability.
410
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,168
Okay.
411
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:59,299
Not to speak in bumper sticker here,
but you can fight who you are,
412
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,635
but that's a fight
you ain't ever gonna win,
413
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,971
so you might as well embrace it.
414
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:08,100
Yeah. No, I mean, I'm getting there.
It's just a journey. You know?
415
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,268
You're doing great.
416
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,478
Aw, thank you.
417
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,567
I've been on a lot of dates...
418
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,111
Okay, bragging.
419
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,613
No, no, no.
And I swear, that's not bragging at all.
420
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:26,118
Most of the guys have been so sketchy
or kind of flaky, but this...
421
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,913
this has been awesome.
422
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,749
It's been awesome for me too.
423
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,668
Which is, um,
424
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,879
annoying and inconvenient.
425
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:42,092
Henry, I'm kind of in a weird
boy situation right now.
426
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,175
Oh.
427
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,470
Twist. Okay.
428
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:49,391
I-I don't mean to be, like, vague
or Etch A Sketch or whatever. I just...
429
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,436
Can you give me, like, a beat
to figure it out?
430
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:53,519
Yeah.
431
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,773
No, totally okay.
432
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,234
Don't worry. We're all good.
433
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,777
- Okay.
- Don't worry.
434
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,112
- Cool.
- It's cool.
435
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,360
This is stupid.
436
00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:49,283
Hey.
437
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,620
Do you want to come over?
438
00:22:54,915 --> 00:23:00,337
Hey, I made you some lunch, even though
technically it's almost dinnertime.
439
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:01,421
Thanks, Dad.
440
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:06,093
Beta, why were you behaving so hostile
last night?
441
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,346
I just feel like
442
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:12,557
I'm in The Twilight Zone or something.
443
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,811
All you and Mom care about
are Dev and the wedding.
444
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,396
He didn't even graduate college,
445
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:20,440
but because he got engaged,
he's some sort of golden god.
446
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,904
Beta, it's because, growing up,
you were always so
447
00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:28,615
scrappy and independent.
448
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,118
You knew where you were going,
449
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:33,120
and Dev didn't.
450
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,831
He was unfocused, a little lazy, and...
451
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,999
Don't forget the unearned confidence.
452
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:42,921
The dude sells vanity cell phone cases.
He should not have that much self-esteem.
453
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:47,717
I'm just saying this is the first time
he's made a decision that is positive
454
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:50,178
and shows some semblance of maturity.
455
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,764
Dev needs an Anisha.
456
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,599
You don't. You have you.
457
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,774
I'm $46,000 in credit card debt.
458
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:14,076
Hi.
459
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:17,873
"Hello, Tanner. Thank you for coming."
460
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,584
"I hope there wasn't too much traffic
on the way here."
461
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,586
"Would you want to come in?"
462
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,346
Uh, please sit anywhere you like.
463
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:39,268
Okay.
464
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,528
You know what? Fuck it.
465
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:53,158
Um, I wrote a whole speech,
but I am just gonna say what I'm thinking.
466
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:56,870
And, um, what I'm thinking is,
is that, you know,
467
00:24:56,953 --> 00:24:59,956
ever since I met you,
I have felt different.
468
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,251
It's crazy, 'cause we haven't
really even known each other that long,
469
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:07,464
but, like, when we're together, it's like,
wow, we are together. You know?
470
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,595
So, are you trying to say,
and you can be honest,
471
00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,805
or you don't have to be, or whatever you...
472
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,474
I... What are you try... What?
473
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,730
People always think of me
as this boy in the bubble.
474
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:27,776
And when I met you,
it just, like, the bubble burst.
475
00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:31,738
And it was scary as shit, until it wasn't.
476
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:37,619
Tanner, when I'm with you,
everything is just so alive and exciting,
477
00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:41,581
and I just feel like everything
is just finally possible for me.
478
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:44,124
I love you.
479
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,377
I love you too.
480
00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:09,818
♪ Maybe if you let me be your lover ♪
481
00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:13,822
♪ Maybe if you tried
Then I would not bother ♪
482
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:17,951
♪ Telling me that basically
You're not looking out for me ♪
483
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:22,038
♪ Everything is true to me
Never words where you would see ♪
484
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:26,209
♪ Maybe if you let me be your lover ♪
485
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:31,506
♪ Maybe if you tried
Then I would not bother ♪
486
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:42,642
♪ Maybe if you let me be your lover ♪
487
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:46,730
♪ Maybe if you tried
Then I would not bother ♪
488
00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:50,734
♪ Telling me that basically
You're not looking out for me ♪
489
00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:54,904
♪ Everything is true to me
Never words where you would see ♪
490
00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:58,950
♪ I've been hating everything
Everything that could have been ♪
491
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:03,288
♪ Could have been my anything
Now everything's embarrassing ♪