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- What?
- Guess what we're doing today.
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I don't know. Writing until my brain
feels like gibbity-gobbity-goop?
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I got us tickets
to the Malibu wine safari!
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Wait, is that when you go wine tasting
with zebras?
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And Stanley, the bisexual giraffe.
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Animals identifying as bisexual
is so important.
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- Representation matters.
- I agree.
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But I can't. I gotta work
on my disability article today.
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Come on. All work and no rosé
makes Ryan a dull boy.
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Okay, fine. I'm in.
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Woo!
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Oh, you two are so cute.
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Seriously,
you're like a walking It Gets Better ad.
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Aww! Thank you!
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And it just got worse.
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Okay, you smell amazing, by the way.
Is that Tom Ford?
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Soleil Blanc? You fuckin' know it.
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Do I smell Tuscan Leather?
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Your nose. What? Yes!
Wait, you know what it smells like, right?
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- Duh. Cocaine.
- Yes!
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Wait, hold up. You're distracting me
with all this high-end fragrance talk,
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but I need to be serious.
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I know you and Ryan
went through some Gays Gone Wild shit,
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and I just need to confirm
that that's over
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and that your intentions with my son
are entirely honorable.
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Okay, Kim, we gotta go to lunch...
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Silence! I'm being serious.
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Ryan has a gorgeous, huge heart.
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You gotta be good to it.
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Kim, I swear on the entire
fragrance counter at Barney's.
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RIP.
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Okay, great.
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Then I can officially say I'm obsessed
with you. Welcome to the family!
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- Thank God!
- Oh!
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I am so excited for Crips Prom
this weekend.
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Yay, prom.
An event everyone wants to relive.
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It's not about reliving.
It's about reclaiming.
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My prom was awful.
I was one of three out gay men.
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The other two
were this insanely popular couple.
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I basically spent it in the bleachers
watching Brad and Antonio grind to 3LW.
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- Ugh.
- No!
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I even took my prom photo alone.
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Oh my God, what are you doing?
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Ryan, I promise to get drunk on spiked
punch and take a photo with you,
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and I will definitely put out at the end.
You can put it anywhere.
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Oh my God, okay. Get up, psycho. God.
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- Whatever happened to Brad and Antonio?
- Oh, they opened a B&B in Guernesville.
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It's actually really chic. We should go.
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- Can we go?
- Yeah, totally.
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My dad is so mad at me.
And he's never mad at me.
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Diwali's gonna be my debtor's prison.
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What's Diwali?
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It's Indian New Year.
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We end up overeating 'cause
we're forced to be around each other.
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- Like white people at Christmas.
- Do you want me to go with you?
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I can always skip Crip Prom.
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No! You only get
one makeup, disability-focused prom.
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I'll be okay.
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But thank you. You're a nice boy!
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Hey, divas. What are you working on?
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I just need to get something
out of my eye with this finger, and...
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Hey, you guys, um, heard of scissors?
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I think they're the future.
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Wow, Olivia. Did you get engaged?
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Oh, why do you ask?
Is it this $100,000 ring?
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Yes, it's true. I'm very much
marrying my lover, Ray.
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Commence celebrating my good news.
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Okay, back to business. Ryan,
where is your piece on the Crips?
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Oh, it's not finished yet.
I'm gonna go in a long-form direction.
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Long-form. That sounds like a Pulitzer.
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A Pulitzer for Olivia.
I like it. Carry on.
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You know, Olivia,
we could do more long-form.
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Up our cultural commentary. Have stuff
that goes viral for the right reasons.
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Pass.
You can pitch that stuff someplace else.
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Wait, you can't,
because your contract is exclusive.
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You literally just let Ryan do it.
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That's called sexism.
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She's an actual demon.
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It's a man's world.
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Okay, fair warning. My mom is
the mommiest mom to have ever mommed.
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- Okay.
- She will force you to eat.
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She'll ask deep, probing questions
about your personal life.
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She'll be planning our wedding
by the time you guys shake hands.
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- The key is, don't encourage her.
- Okay, I'm ready.
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- Tanner! Hey!
- Hey.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Hey, hey, hey!
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Oh!
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Parisian. From Europe.
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- Hey, come.
- Thank you. Oh my God.
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Please, after you.
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I don't know the scent,
but it's wonderful.
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Mom, um, are you okay?
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Yeah. No, I'm fine. I'm fine.
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The time got away from me. I don't
even know what I'm gonna make for dinner.
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Well, I love the caftan.
Spiritually, I am wearing this as well.
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God, it just feels good, right?
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We're connected!
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Okay, uh, no pressure, but I'm gonna
give you a minute to live, laugh, bond
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while I go look for my old prom tux,
so BRB.
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I...
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- I have pasta that you could make.
- I can make... You wanna...
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- We could make.
- I can help you.
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Okay.
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- Mrs. Hayes, I want...
- Karen.
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Karen.
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I wanted to tell you
that you killed it on the mom front.
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Ryan is incredible.
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Mmm.
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Oh, God, I'm... You know,
I don't really know anything about you.
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Tell me, what do you do?
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I teach dance at the Sweat Circle
a few times a week.
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Oh, that's fun.
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- Yeah.
- What about when you're not doing that?
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Oh, you know, go for hikes, ride my bike.
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I tried getting Ryan to come on a ride.
He apparently doesn't know how?
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Well, we tried. We did. But with the CP...
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Sorr... Yes. What? Of course. Sorry.
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You know, I didn't really know
what cerebral palsy was before I met Ryan.
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I thought it was a brain thing.
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Yeah, it is.
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Yes, I know, but I thought
it made you, like, mentally slow.
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And that's not Ryan. You know.
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Honestly, I don't even think of Ryan
as disabled. I think of him as normal.
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- Well, he's kind of both.
- Okay.
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It fits a little tighter
than I would have liked,
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but, um,
that's just 'cause of my muscles, right?
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Wow!
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I have muscles now.
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You look like a Power Ranger.
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Make them nice and thin.
Careful of your fingers near the end.
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- Perfect. You're the perfect sous chef.
- Okay.
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- Ravi!
- Kim!
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- Hello-o-o!
- Oh my God.
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I really missed you.
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- Hello.
- Hi!
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You two kids. So, Ravi,
tell us a little bit more about work.
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How's it going?
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Uh, well, it's immigration law,
so, um, chill. It's very chill
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and also the most stressful thing
I've ever done in my life.
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I literally pull clumps of hair
out of my scalp every night.
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It's still a good job,
you're doing good in the world,
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and you're getting handsomer every year.
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Kim, he's turning out to be
quite the eligible bachelor.
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Mom, please accept
the fact that Ravi and I will never date.
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We've known each other
since we were babies.
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I've seen him poop his pants.
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All right! Let's not bring up
my 30th birthday party, okay?
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Oh, fuck, bro, you too?
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I shit myself on my 30th birthday.
Dirty thirty, come on.
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I didn't really shit myself
on my 30th birthday, bro.
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Well, we're all very impressed with you,
Ravi.
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Living in the Bay Area is very expensive.
You must be doing well.
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I'm just lucky, 'cause my parents paid
for law school so I didn't have any loans.
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Uh, but, Kim, whoa. My goodness.
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Nine Ways to Sublimate Your Rage
About the State of the World By Shopping?
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- Genius. All over my Facebook feed.
- It was like...
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Blowing up.
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You guys must be so proud.
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So San Francisco
still has those crazy hills?
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You sold Grandma's house? That's amazing.
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Do you think she'll, like, haunt it,
like a mean, crabby ghost, or...
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Yeah, I guess...
...that's the way she would haunt it!
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Listen, Ry,
just to celebrate selling the house,
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I rented an Airbnb in Carmel.
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Just for the weekend.
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- Oh my God. Eat, pray, love it.
- Oh my God, I'd die for Carmel.
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When did you go?
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- Last year.
- Oh.
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With Richard. Of course.
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Um, Mom, Richard is Tanner's ex-boyfriend,
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and, um, he's very chic,
very handsome, but very old.
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- Well...
- So how old were you when you met?
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When I was 24, and fresh out the closet.
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Yeah. What can I say? I have daddy issues.
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Now I'm with a hot young thing
who's taking me to prom, so...
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That's me.
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- Oh, hey, please, let me get these.
- Oh, sure.
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- You can. Do it all.
- I will.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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So what do you think?
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If you're happy, I'm happy.
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Okay, translation, you hate his guts?
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Oh God, no. I'm not saying that.
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He's a great guy. He's just
a little more simple than I thought.
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He's not simple.
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He's just...
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He's just not in his head all the time,
like me, you know? He's fun.
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Don't listen to me then. I... Yeah.
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I'm just being protective. He's adorable.
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He is.
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I used to think
that one of these days,
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I would just wake up
and look at her and be like,
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"Can you please leave?"
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But I haven't, and I think
it's because it's love, you know?
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Wow! Put it on a Hallmark card!
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"Uh, I don't really want you to leave."
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"I haven't given it much thought,
but... Love, Dev."
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All right, fuck y'all.
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Y'all are just jealous
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'cause I'm the only one here
who's in a committed relationship.
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Hey, that's not fair.
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Ravioli used to have
that boring-ass girlfriend.
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How dare you?
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Yo, I've had many boring girlfriends.
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Yo, can I just say, Mom and Dad
are being so harsh on you right now.
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Actually, no, it's just Dad,
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which is so weird, because usually Mom's
the one who's, like, barebacking your ass.
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Yeah.
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It's probably 'cause he's just,
you know, really disappointed.
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- Yeah, I know. Drop it.
- What is going on?
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It was a really weird vibe earlier.
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I have a scarlet number.
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I'm $46,000 in credit card debt.
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What?
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Kim, that's...
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That's a lot.
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Oh, thank you.
I wasn't aware.
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I mean, at least you're, um,
you're taking care of it.
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You're being responsible.
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Well, I'm exhausted, so now I'm going
to responsibly take my broke ass to bed.
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Night, losers.
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Bye.
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She's just gonna take the joint, I guess.
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Anyone see you?
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Thank God.
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- Uh, I can't do that.
- It's just a button.
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- Maybe 'cause they're bigger.
- It's a regular button.
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Oh my Lord,
your bras get sexier every year.
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- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Someone started trimming.
Go off, manscaper.
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I did, and I'm flexing.
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No offense to my mom's ladoo,
but this is my favorite Diwali tradition.
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Thank you.
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Okay, so, wait, which one's Henry?
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Oh, he's over there.
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Right, so he's, like, very hot.
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- Stop. That was a one-time thing.
- Well...
238
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,759
- I'm with you.
- I know.
239
00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:42,261
What's his disability though?
240
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:46,724
Um, he's neurodiverse, but I don't think
he'd, like, identify as disabled.
241
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,309
Come on, let's meet everyone.
242
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:52,229
Ryan! Your tux! Do a twirl for me.
243
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:55,274
Who, me? Okay.
244
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,485
Oh, twirled it!
245
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,154
Oh, sorry. Oh my God.
246
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:03,949
This is Tanner, my boyfriend.
Tanner, meet Kit, Natalie, and Henry.
247
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,994
Okay, tell me
this is not vintage Halston right now.
248
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,789
- Stop! Can you believe?
- Okay.
249
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:13,334
I feel like I could wheel my fine ass
down the runway right now!
250
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,585
Runway, honey!
251
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,046
- Hey.
- Hi.
252
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,256
- Um, can we, uh, talk for a second?
- Yeah.
253
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,340
Okay, cool.
254
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:27,097
So I just wanted to make sure that
it's not weird that I brought Tanner here.
255
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:28,974
I think you're amazing,
256
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:33,145
and I had such a great time
on our first date, and I just...
257
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,232
- Tanner and I have his...
- Look, you are so cute.
258
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:40,319
But we only went out once. It's so chill.
259
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:44,031
- And actually I did bring a date.
- Oh, you brought a date.
260
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,744
Wow, I love that for you.
261
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,665
- Just to clarify, you're not upset at all?
- No. Oh my God.
262
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,417
- Not at all. Let's grab a drink.
- Okay.
263
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,503
And I just looked at her and I was like,
264
00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,214
"Okay,
but liking tacos isn't a personality."
265
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:02,757
Like, that's...
266
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,345
You look like the girl
who spikes the punch. Are you?
267
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,888
- I'm Tanner, by the way.
- Henry.
268
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:13,018
And you're right. I used schnapps
for maximum prom authenticity.
269
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,981
Oh my God,
Henry, is there any punch in here at all?
270
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,942
Ryan, it's not prom unless someone pukes.
Come on, babe.
271
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,612
Looks like prom already started!
272
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,573
Wait, does that mean you vomited?
273
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:26,866
Don't make it weird.
274
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,835
Oh, Kim. Too many roses.
It looks like a bordello.
275
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,379
Really?
This is what's setting it over the edge?
276
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,715
Have you taken a look around?
277
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,342
Listen, dikri, um,
278
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,595
I wanted to talk to you...
279
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:51,181
For the last time, Mom, Weight Watchers
is a tool of the patriarchy.
280
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,349
Oh, no, not that.
281
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,767
Uh, for now.
282
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:54,851
Listen,
283
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,521
I spoke to your dad, and...
284
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,523
we're going to pay off your debt.
285
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,485
- What?
- You deserve a fresh start.
286
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,697
And even Ravi
had some help from his parents, so...
287
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,577
Mom, that is so kind.
288
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,247
Well, where's Dad? Is he cool with it?
289
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,332
He will be.
290
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:21,003
Thank you so much, Mom.
I promise I won't let you down.
291
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,924
Wow. This really is a Diwali miracle.
292
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,508
Come here.
293
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:31,513
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
294
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,099
And this is...
this is what you're wearing, hmm?
295
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,770
It wouldn't have been
my first choice, but okay.
296
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,356
Mom, come on.
We were having a good moment.
297
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,116
Yes, babe!
298
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,869
Okay, you are an amazing dancer.
299
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,914
You should come to my class
at the Sweat Circle.
300
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,624
Ooh, that sounds fun.
301
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:02,127
We already have a girl in a wheelchair.
Her name's Jillian, she kills it.
302
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,879
Everyone is just so inspired by her.
303
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,049
- Do you know her?
- Jillian?
304
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,968
Of course!
305
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:14,682
We met at the Inspirational People In
Wheelchairs Who Like To Dance Convention.
306
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,685
I fucking love that convention.
307
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,186
I know, right.
308
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,064
Okay, is anyone drunk yet?
309
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:29,863
♪ Hey Annie, you used to be ♪
310
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:34,076
♪ The only girl to take it seriously ♪
311
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,580
♪ Come on, Annie, tell us your trick ♪
312
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:43,002
♪ On how you keep on
Getting boys to stick ♪
313
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,381
♪ Okay, I'll tell you why
I never look back ♪
314
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:52,011
♪ It's my selection
It's my pick of the pack ♪
315
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:56,432
♪ Well, hot dog, I'm a chewing machine ♪
316
00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:00,728
♪ It makes me smile
And it keeps my teeth clean ♪
317
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,980
♪ Oh no, oh no ♪
318
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,066
- ♪ You've got it all wrong ♪
- Oh, no!
319
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,820
♪ You think you're chocolate
When you're chewing gum ♪
320
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:12,197
♪ Oh no, oh no ♪
321
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,199
♪ A slip of the tongue ♪
322
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:18,412
♪ You think you're chocolate
But you're chewing gum ♪
323
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:21,373
♪ Oh no, oh no ♪
324
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,417
♪ You've got it all wrong... ♪
325
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,966
Let's go.
326
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:36,638
♪ You think you're chocolate
But you're chewing gum ♪
327
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,098
♪ Oh no ♪
328
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,104
Thank you. I'll tell her.
329
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,315
I'll tell her that you said that,
absolutely.
330
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,068
Thank you. Please have something to eat.
Thank you.
331
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:57,409
Hey, Dad,
I know things are awkward right now,
332
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,745
but thank you so much for the money.
333
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,330
I-I really appreciate it.
334
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,291
Okay. I need to get everything ready
for the shripada.
335
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,374
Dad!
336
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:09,088
Please, just talk to me.
337
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,632
What do you want me to say, Karishma?
338
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:14,176
That it's okay
we took out a second mortgage for this?
339
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:15,928
I didn't know...
340
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,514
We built a good life for you and Dev,
341
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,808
especially considering
what we came here with,
342
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,352
and it's still not good enough for you?
343
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,522
You don't know all the things I have to do
just to fit in.
344
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,274
You always fit in because you only
hang out with Indian people.
345
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,734
That's not true.
346
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,530
Hey, Sarita, Sunil, happy Diwali.
Welcome. Please come.
347
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:41,495
Look, Dad, I appreciate
everything you and Mom did for us, but...
348
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,874
coming here didn't solve all the problems.
It just created new ones.
349
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,461
America is a capitalist hell.
You don't get it.
350
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,881
I have to present a certain way
in order to be successful,
351
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,258
and that takes money.
352
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:55,968
I do get it.
353
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:59,221
When I came here,
I stuck out just like you, and I still do.
354
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:02,516
But I've always known who I am.
355
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,769
And I thought you did too.
356
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,533
♪ Can I have a taste of your ice cream? ♪
357
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,871
Okay, who wants to go outside
and smoke a joint?
358
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,706
Ooh, I don't smoke pot,
359
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,917
but I can be on the lookout
for pretend teachers looking to bust us.
360
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,963
Okay,
let's go before Amy tries to join us.
361
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,549
She's so annoying.
She's not even disabled.
362
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:36,758
She just wears glasses.
363
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,760
Um, should we wait for Tanner?
364
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,638
I think we're fine.
365
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:42,556
Me too.
366
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,350
♪ Can I interfere in your crisis? ♪
367
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,103
♪ No, mind your own business ♪
368
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,648
♪ Can you hear those people behind me? ♪
369
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,110
♪ Looking at your feelings inside me ♪
370
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:58,155
♪ Listen to the distance between... ♪
371
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:04,203
Yo, Kim, Uncle V won't stop
telling me about his enlarged prostate.
372
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:07,080
- It is your turn to deal with him.
- No. Go away.
373
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,458
Why don't you suck my four-inch cock?
374
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,584
Dev!
375
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:14,254
Again, I am your sister.
You cannot say shit like that to me.
376
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,173
Yeah, that's fair.
377
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,931
Wow, I... You know...
378
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,225
Okay. That was... Well...
379
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,145
I was gonna say
we should have sex in the bathroom,
380
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,648
but I think Dev ruined the mood
for, like, ever.
381
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,943
He needs to be put down.
382
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,026
Yeah.
383
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,029
Are you okay?
384
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,367
I think I just want to be alone.
385
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,493
All right.
386
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:50,916
You're beautiful.
387
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,461
Seriously. You are delicious.
388
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:59,758
And you're shining. Like, super bright.
I mean, my goodness. You're glowing.
389
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:09,893
Amazing. This article about my disability,
it's just opened this cathartic anger
390
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:13,230
and, I don't know, it's the first time
I really have truly loved my job.
391
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,357
You're like the Joan Didion
of disabilities.
392
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,277
- Limping Towards Bethlehem, babe.
- Thank you.
393
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,194
Oh my God.
394
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,071
Hey, babe. Where were you?
395
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,573
Sorry. Everyone went outside to smoke pot.
396
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,993
- I love pot.
- Really?
397
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,412
No, not at all,
but I wanna hang out with you.
398
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:32,291
Aw, I wanna hang out with you too.
Let's, uh, go dance?
399
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,709
- Yeah, you want to?
- Yeah.
400
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:57,816
- Accha, let's eat.
- That's what I'm talking about.
401
00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:58,900
Please.
402
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,364
Mom, Dad.
403
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,991
Uh, wait.
404
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,619
What is it? What's going on?
405
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,873
I can't take your money.
406
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,625
It's gross enough
my debt is messing my life up.
407
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,836
I can't let it mess up yours too.
408
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,213
I'm scrappy. I'll figure it out.
409
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:27,471
Dikri, you can stay at home
as long as you need to.
410
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:30,182
Sounds more like a threat than a promise,
but thank you.
411
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:32,100
- I do appreciate it.
- Come, come.
412
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,063
You dropped something in the corner.
413
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,733
That's Dev's.
414
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,785
Okay,
should we do a traditional prom pose,
415
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,204
or should we just, like, make out?
416
00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:53,789
Natalie doesn't like me.
417
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,332
Oh, that's fine.
418
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,834
She gave me full murderer eyes.
419
00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,294
Yeah, well...
420
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:04,800
- What?
- What you said to her, it wasn't great.
421
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,552
When you said the woman in a wheelchair
was an inspiration,
422
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,222
and then you asked if she knew her.
423
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:11,515
What's wrong with that?
424
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:14,226
Babe, that's like when a straight person
425
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:16,770
assumes you know every gay person
who's ever lived.
426
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,688
I was just trying to be nice.
427
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,065
What should I do?
428
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,401
Just... try harder.
429
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,119
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
430
00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:35,997
Okay, big smiles!
431
00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:45,799
There she is.
432
00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:47,259
- Hi.
- Hey.
433
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,848
Heard you turned down
your parents' bailout.
434
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:56,143
Oh, news gets around fast at Diwali.
435
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:59,896
Oh yeah. It's the hottest goss
since Dev made out with Mrs. Natarajan.
436
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,524
They had a real connection.
They still keep in touch.
437
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:03,733
That's so gross.
438
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:09,448
I had fun with you this weekend.
I wish you could stay another day.
439
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:12,783
I know.
440
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:17,456
This might be sacrilege, but, um...
441
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:21,835
maybe what happens at Diwali
doesn't need to stay at Diwali?
442
00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:24,921
I'm going to Ojai next weekend.
443
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:27,966
Maybe you want to come with me?
444
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:29,967
I don't know.
445
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,597
Do you think we could even have sex
away from my parents' house?
446
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,600
I'm willing
to put in the hard work to find out.
447
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,781
Okay, attention everyone.
448
00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:57,454
Listen up, bitches!
449
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:01,249
It's time to announce
this year's prom queen.
450
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,211
It's... Drumroll, please.
451
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:08,673
Kit! Since she organized
and paid for the party.
452
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,509
Oh!
453
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,469
Oh my God!
454
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:19,392
Against all the odds. I can't believe it.
455
00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:22,646
Where the fuck is the ramp?
456
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,023
Amy!
457
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:28,276
- Jesus, you had one job.
- One job.
458
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:32,155
Well, everyone just join me
for a dance on the floor.
459
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:38,203
Can your dummy boyfriend
please have this dance?
460
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:40,538
Yeah, sure.
461
00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:51,341
I'm sorry I spun out back there.
You were right. I fucked up.
462
00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:54,678
- Tanner, you don't need to do this.
- No, it's fine.
463
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,471
I don't belong here.
464
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,640
This is your gig, and...
465
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:04,062
I should honestly just stay away from it
and let you do your thing.
466
00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:07,983
No, but I don't want you to.
I want you to be friends with my friends.
467
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,110
I tried that with Richard,
468
00:26:10,193 --> 00:26:12,696
and sometimes it worked,
sometimes it didn't.
469
00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:14,197
You don't have to merge everything.
470
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:16,950
It's good to have some independence
in a relationship.
471
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,953
Yeah. That makes sense.
472
00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:22,122
- It does, right?
- Yeah.
473
00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:23,915
It'll be good. Trust.
474
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
I love you.
475
00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:28,670
I love you.
476
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:37,762
All right, I'm gonna get out of here,
maybe grab a nightcap.
477
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:39,597
Alone?
478
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:40,931
Yeah.
479
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,393
I had the best time with you, babe.
480
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:46,937
Okay.
481
00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:56,114
Tanner, stop.
482
00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:59,993
This is dumb. Come on.
Of course I'll go with you.
483
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:02,912
Are you sure?
484
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:03,996
Yeah.
485
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,458
Great.