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♪ I don't even have to try ♪
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♪ When I'm with you ♪
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♪ All the stupid things I say ♪
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♪ You know they're true... ♪
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Morning.
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Morning.
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♪ I don't believe
I could ever be without you ♪
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I wanna do a piece about the link
between social media and credit card debt.
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Targeted ads on Instagram have
literally ruined my credit, and it's like,
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"All I have to show for it
is this ill-fitting romper?"
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Hmm. Yes. Rompers.
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- Powerful.
- Yeah, love it.
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But let's get straight to the point.
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We are big fans, and we think you would be
an amazing addition to Listicool.
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You'd be editing our lifestyle vertical,
and you'd be supervising other writers.
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What do you say?
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I-I still have to think about it.
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This would be...
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your...
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starting salary.
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♪ I want it ♪
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♪ Give it to me, I love it ♪
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Hey, Olivia. Just want to let you know
I quit, but I'll see ya at your wedding.
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Wait. Kim, no, I can't afford to lose you.
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You're our only triple threat.
Not white, not a man, not skinny.
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Whatever they offer, we'll match it.
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It's $100,000 a year.
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Well, this new opportunity sounds
like it's meant to be. Best of luck.
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Hey, Ry.
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So I guess this is it, you know, since
we're only work friends and whatever.
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Well, best of luck with everything,
and add me on LinkedIn.com.
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I am so, so happy for you.
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And, you know, a little devastated for me.
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I mean, who am I gonna hang out with here?
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Ryan.
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I just binged Atypical,
and I feel like I finally get you.
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Lunch tomorrow?
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Oh.
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So, did you like it?
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Oh, sorry, I was just rereading my prenup.
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I did love your piece, though.
Great job, diva.
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Really? Thank you.
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It's a shame we can never run it.
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Wait, what?
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Ryan, what you have written
is an incredible, searing account
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of what it's like to be disabled
in an ableist society.
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But it's also sad. And angry.
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Well, yeah.
That's because I am sad and angry.
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Look, I understand oppression, okay?
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I'm a redhead.
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But this?
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It's just gonna depress people.
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Can't you just end the piece
with you accepting your disability
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and, I don't know,
climbing Mount Everest or something?
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Olivia, I accept my disability,
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but I still have to live in a world
that doesn't know what to do with me, and...
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that's super painful and shitty.
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I don't want to sugarcoat it.
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Look, maybe you can condense some of this
into a funny listicle.
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Like what? Top Ten Times I Fell Down?
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Ooh, yes! Perfect. Write it.
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No to the car. You are not getting that.
I'll tell you that much right now.
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Ry, can I talk to you?
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Oh my God.
What are you doing on the floor?
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The bed seemed insurmountable.
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Oh.
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Hey.
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Mom,
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remember when I was 15 and we went to
the doctor's because I was only five feet?
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Oh yeah.
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And he said you would not grow anymore.
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Proved him wrong, the bastard.
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Yeah, well, I think that's the last time
I defied anyone's expectations.
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Did Olivia not like the article you wrote?
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No, she liked it. It just, um...
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It wasn't right for the site.
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Ah.
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You know, I really thought I could have
all the things everyone else has, but...
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I'm not sure I can.
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Sometimes I wonder if life was easier
when it was just you and me.
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Oh, everybody meet
our new team member, Kim.
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Kim, this is Joey,
Adam, Gabe, and Benjamin.
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- What's up?
- There he is.
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Oh, hello! Female energy. I'm Kim.
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Oh, that's Tracy, our water girl. Sorry!
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Water woman. Don't cancel me.
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So, uh, I'm, uh...
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- It's all dudes and me?
- Uh, yeah.
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We haven't been great about diversity.
But we are trying to change.
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Adam is gay and he's from the Philippines,
and we think that's awesome.
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It's true. I'm super fucking gay.
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Hell yeah, dude.
All right, let's dive into it, yeah?
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Benjamin, you're up first. Here we go.
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Seventeen Ways the Patriots' Offense
Is Offensively Good This Year.
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Rad. I love that.
Keep it going. Here we go.
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Okay, no. Um...
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I want to do a funny listicle called
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Ten Times AOC Has Been Cut Off
By Her Male Colleagues Dur...
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That sounds great, because it caters
to the female experience,
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which all of your pieces should do.
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I thought I was doing content
for the lifestyle vertical.
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Yeah. Girl stuff.
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Dude.
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Woman stuff.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Okay, not safe for work.
What are you looking at?
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Ry, stop.
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Well, let me see.
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- Ry!
- Okay, let it go.
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Oh, houses in Carmel.
Are you going back there?
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- Ry.
- Wait.
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Mom, did you meet someone?
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A boy?
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A girl?
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Oh my God, Mom,
please be gay so we can be gay together.
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Ry,
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I'm selling the house.
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What?
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I'm sorry. I just...
I didn't know how to tell you.
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It's time for a... a fresh start.
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Grandma's gone, and you're...
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You moved out.
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I'm here. I'm here right now.
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But you're only staying a few days, right?
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Right, but you just redecorated the place.
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It doesn't make sense for you to go now.
I don't...
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It doesn't matter how much I change it.
I'm still trapped in Agoura Hills
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with no friends, or any kind of community.
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I'm lonely.
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I-I hear you,
but this is a really big decision.
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You really need to consider it.
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I have considered it, Ryan.
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I... need to go to work.
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I am shaken by this news,
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but ultimately I am happy for you.
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Hey, Ry.
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What are we doing tonight?
I got my mom's car.
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We could go to the movies,
get some ice cream,
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slash some bitch's tires.
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Why is there no Sky Ferreira?
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I don't know.
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Blondie.
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Ooh, "Call Me."
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Which is kinda what I was hoping
you would do, you little brat.
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Okay, I'm sorry. I know I went
M.I.A. "Paper Planes" for a second there,
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but I went through a breakup.
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And the rumors are true,
breakups fucking suck.
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Oh yeah. Well, I'm just glad you called.
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Yeah. Me too.
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You know, I have a plus one
to a very fancy wedding.
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Ooh!
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A wedding for a second date?
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Ryan, bold move.
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Well, I mean, I don't know.
Are we attempting a date scenario here?
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I don't know.
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Are we?
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Oh.
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- Fuck.
- Hmm?
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Oh, shit.
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They say New York's gonna be underwater
in 20 years.
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- Bummer.
- Hmm.
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Goodnight, my angels.
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Mom, privacy!
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Come on. I know when you're having sex.
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I've known about it
for the last ten years.
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- Wow. That's impressive.
- Mm.
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I told your mom about it in 2012.
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I asked her, "Should we say something?"
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But she said, "No, no, no, no, Bina.
Let it bloom like a beautiful flower."
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- Mom, can you go?
- Okay.
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Good night.
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Sorry,
I don't think I can have sex after that.
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I already thought sex was off the table
when we had burritos for dinner.
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I can't believe I've been at Listicool
for one day and I'm already stress eating.
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- Don't look at me all judgy!
- I was...
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Yes, Listicool sucks.
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And, yes, they only hired me
because I'm a girl, and brown, and fat,
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which means that,
yet again, I am being tokenized.
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And, yes, if anyone's gonna profit
off my trauma, it should be me, bitch.
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And, yeah, my overhead is practically zero
since I'm living at home
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and I could just freelance,
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but this job will get rid of my debt
and help me move out.
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Okay.
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So, you know what?
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Just let one part of my life be not great,
'kay?
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You got some stuff on your mind,
and I wanna support you,
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so I'm gonna let you ruminate on that,
and I'm gonna go downstairs,
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and I'm gonna get some of that good cheese
from your mama's fridge, okay?
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And guess what?
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I'm gonna bring some back for you.
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Okay, I'm over this game of gay chicken.
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- I'm gonna go get another drink.
- Well, I'll go with you.
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Uh-uh. No.
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You need to handle that.
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It's a major boner-killer, babe.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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We really should've picked
who got custody of this place.
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Ew, why am I being cute?
I don't like you very much right now.
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That's fair.
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How are you?
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Good. I'm back with Richard,
if that's what you're asking.
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It wasn't,
but, um, good for you?
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Rude. Why the question mark?
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Well, nothing.
I guess I'm just, um, confused,
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because you said
the two of you were unhappy, so...
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We weren't unhappy. It was just...
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You know, he's family. Besides,
it's not like you're dancing on your own.
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You wasted no time
getting together with Henry.
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And I'm sure you've spent every night
with your mom since the breakup
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doing your weird Grey Gardens cosplay.
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Henry and I are friends.
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And she just told me
she was moving to Carmel,
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and I very lovingly
supported her decision.
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Uh-huh. Sure.
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Look... don't judge me
for getting back together with Richard.
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I've had enough surprises in my life.
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It's good to know that,
even if things aren't great or exciting,
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they'll always be fine.
That's enough for me.
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Tanner, I don't want to do this, okay?
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Let's be real.
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I totally freaked out
when my mom told me she was moving.
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Yeah, of course you did.
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Do we know each other better
than we thought we did?
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I don't know.
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We'll never find out, so...
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Well, at least you didn't break your rule.
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Oh, Ryan,
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we broke plenty of rules.
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No, I mean,
you left me better than how you found me.
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So thank you.
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See you around, Ry.
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I'll see you around.
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But, uh, I was here first, so...
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So this is bedroom number two.
It was my son's room until recently.
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We left the growth chart up.
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- Look how tall he is.
- Oh, that's so cute.
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We're actually not having any children.
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Oh.
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I respect that.
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And we respect the planet, so...
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- Um, what color do you call this?
- Oh, that's my... This is "tomato bisque."
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But I created it.
It's a... Yeah, it was a...
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Wait, we could totally knock down
this wall and make a giant master.
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- This one?
- Wait, you can't do that.
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This is a two-bedroom home.
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But it could be a giant one-bedroom.
248
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:05,386
Oh, babe, you know what?
We could tear up those rose bushes.
249
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,595
Put in a rock garden.
250
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,930
- Love that.
- I know.
251
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,223
A rock garden?
252
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,349
Yeah.
253
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,601
I need you to leave.
254
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,899
Well, we could keep the rose bushes
if they're irrigated.
255
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:19,983
It's not a problem.
256
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,320
Aww, when are we getting married?
257
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,365
Oh, honey,
I don't believe in straight marriage, no.
258
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,783
No phones?
259
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,286
Ooh, a power move.
260
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,246
- Okay.
- Ping!
261
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,373
She's going to steal
all of our identities.
262
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,749
For real?
263
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,253
Okay, I thought this was gonna be
a 500-person wedding,
264
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,880
but it's V, V intimate.
265
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:44,675
Oh no.
Are we secretly Olivia's closest friends?
266
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,103
Who is that?
267
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,273
I guess it's Olivia's wife?
268
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,567
Oh, she's marrying someone with a limp?
269
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,611
We have no choice but to support.
270
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:16,081
♪ Here comes the bride ♪
271
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:21,670
♪ All dressed in black ♪
272
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,671
Um...
273
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,925
I didn't invite you here, Mom,
but, hi, I guess.
274
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:30,387
♪ Sweetly serene ♪
275
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:36,769
♪ In the soft glowing light ♪
276
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,983
Rae, when I hit you with my car,
277
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,986
I was definitely
going to leave you for dead.
278
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:51,492
But then I saw your beautiful face,
and I thought, "Twist. Maybe I'll stay."
279
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,081
Okay.
280
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,749
Okay.
281
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,583
Olivia,
282
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,254
I'm so glad
that you didn't drive off that day.
283
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,257
Partially because I would've bled out.
284
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,469
There are a lot of haters out there.
285
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,054
They'll say it's head trauma.
286
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:13,846
But it's not.
287
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:18,519
You are a unique and special person.
288
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,272
I now pronounce you wives.
289
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,499
Damn. Even the weird weddings
get me all fucked up.
290
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,133
Adderall spritz?
291
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:50,843
Okey-dokey.
292
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,887
Mmm, we love a playful
wedding amphetamine moment.
293
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,806
- Cheers, babe.
- Cheers.
294
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:58,100
Ryan, I read your falling listicle.
295
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,562
It was the exact fun fluff our audience
of sweet dummies will eat up.
296
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:02,896
I'll post it on Monday.
297
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:07,484
You know, now that Kim's gone,
you can be my number one boy.
298
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,779
Yay.
299
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,158
Oh, look, my ex. Hi, Elon.
300
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,662
- Hey, you okay?
- Yeah.
301
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,248
I would, uh, love some food though.
302
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,583
Oh, there is none.
303
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:26,295
Olivia didn't want to see people chewing
on the happiest day of her life.
304
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,338
Well, I got nuts.
305
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,799
- Ravi!
- Ew, toxic masculinity.
306
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,177
No, I literally have nuts.
Would you like one?
307
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,344
He's so thoughtful.
308
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:37,972
Oh God.
309
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,978
Welcome, cherished friends,
310
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,315
and in what some cultures call family.
311
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:50,486
Now is the time in the wedding
where you get to praise us.
312
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,155
Oh, sorry.
313
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,700
Olivia...
314
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,120
...your friendship has changed my life.
315
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:04,458
I would've never gotten that six-figure
payout if I hadn't walked in on you...
316
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,794
Thank you so much, Samantha.
317
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,254
Uh, Ryan?
318
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,173
- What?
- Ry.
319
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,509
- No, I'm good.
- Go, buddy.
320
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,592
- Oh my God.
- I'm fine.
321
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:26,146
Um... What is there to say?
322
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,232
Um...
323
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:32,611
You are always someone
who gets exactly what she wants.
324
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,863
- So true.
- And you've pushed me.
325
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:40,536
In ways that are good for me,
and, um, in ways that are not so good.
326
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:46,667
It's been a lot of the latter though,
lately, and, um...
327
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:55,551
I can't write watered-down bullshit
for you anymore.
328
00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:02,057
I'm not really interested in making people
feel comfortable with my existence.
329
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,016
Um...
330
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,227
I've been doing that my entire life,
331
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,939
and, uh, I've never asked myself
for one moment, like,
332
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,983
"Am I comfortable?"
333
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,944
"How the fuck do I feel?"
334
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:16,780
So I quit.
335
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,367
Anyways, um,
336
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:23,412
happy bride, happy life, happy wedding.
337
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,495
Thank you.
338
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,249
Okay.
339
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,503
Okay. Thank you.
340
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:38,218
Oh my God, my naughty boy!
341
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,428
Boss moves.
342
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,096
Good for you, babe.
343
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,724
I can't believe I just did that.
Is it the Adderall?
344
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,101
No, it came from the heart.
345
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,437
What are you gonna do now?
346
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,065
I don't know. I guess I'll just publish
my disability article somewhere else.
347
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,984
I'll tell you where you'll publish it.
348
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,653
- The New York Times.
- Ravi!
349
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,907
You're gonna publish it on the website
you and I will launch together.
350
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:00,866
Huh?
351
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,994
I'm done
working for people that don't get me.
352
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,997
And I'm definitely done
trying to fit my fine, juicy ass
353
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,167
into the tiny chair they're giving me
at their boring, stupid table.
354
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:14,504
I'm gonna build my own goddamn table.
Ravi was right. I'm an entrepreneur.
355
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,423
I never said that, but I do agree.
356
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,258
Whatever. The point is,
357
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,011
I'm betting on myself. What do you think?
358
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,640
- No.
- Huh?
359
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,600
I don't wanna run a website, you know?
360
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,186
And this should be your vision
and your baby.
361
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,147
I will gladly work for you though.
362
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,231
I'll take it.
363
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,859
- Aw.
- I'm your boss now, bitch!
364
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,486
Come here.
365
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,029
Aw, let us in.
366
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,323
- Oh, okay.
- Let it happen.
367
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,556
Oh, hi.
368
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,640
Hi.
369
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:11,520
Okay.
We gotta decide what we're doing here.
370
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,647
You and I? There's a vibe.
371
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:18,402
There's always been a vibe, but we either
need to commit to that vibe or not.
372
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,861
No more emotional blue balls.
373
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,657
Okay, yes, there is definitely a vibe.
374
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,451
Henry, I just...
375
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,204
I can't have a boyfriend right now.
376
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:30,788
I'm sorry.
377
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,876
But I could have a best friend.
378
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,962
If you'd be willing?
379
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,423
Okay.
380
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,717
That sounds kinda nice.
381
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,176
I'd like that.
382
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,554
- Good.
- It might be for the best.
383
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,222
I think we're both bottoms.
384
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,599
Ooh, that's tough, yeah.
385
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,518
- May I have this dance?
- Oh, um...
386
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,721
- I'm actually...
- I'll go get another drink.
387
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:54,770
Oh, okay.
388
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:58,774
I'll miss you.
389
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,278
Aww, Olivia. I just...
390
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:03,904
Don't speak.
391
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,199
Also...
392
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,367
I'm a top.
393
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,496
Remember this?
394
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,878
Oh, man, seeing you lean in today?
395
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:20,505
Oh, first of all,
it rattled my fragile male ego,
396
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,674
but it also turned me the fuck on.
397
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,801
I am so happy for you.
398
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,137
I'm happy for me too.
399
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,848
Except for the part
where I keep living with my parents.
400
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,433
But everything else.
401
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:38,815
Um, speaking of which, this means
I'll be in LA for the foreseeable future.
402
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,985
This is where I know people,
where I can raise money.
403
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,446
Yeah. I-I totally understand that.
404
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,699
Yeah, and long distance sucks,
405
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,910
so if you don't want to deal with that, I...
406
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,415
I would suggest you move to LA.
407
00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:58,877
And why is that?
408
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,045
Don't make me say it.
409
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,797
Uh, no, I need to hear it, okay?
410
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,883
That flight from Oakland to LA
is 28 very long minutes.
411
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,385
- So if you...
- Okay, fine.
412
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,596
Because...
413
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,598
I love you.
414
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,520
And I wanna be around you all the time.
415
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,899
- Is that what you wanted to hear, freak?
- Yes.
416
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,195
I love you too.
417
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:35,997
- Oh!
- Hey!
418
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,165
S'up!
419
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,959
- You... You guys!
- What?
420
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,669
- We're engaged!
- No!
421
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:42,003
I'm pregnant!
422
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,839
- Oh my God!
- Whoa!
423
00:23:58,061 --> 00:24:00,856
Hey, Mom. That wedding was psycho.
424
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:04,693
They confiscated our phones.
And they didn't serve us any food.
425
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,862
Do you want me
to make you something to eat?
426
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:07,945
I got it.
427
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:14,286
So what's up?
428
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:16,496
- Is everything okay?
- I'm sorry.
429
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:20,125
I'm not moving to Carmel.
I'm gonna stay here.
430
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,377
What? No, you should go.
431
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,380
- Do you want mustard?
- Uh...
432
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,048
Yeah.
433
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:31,595
Look, Mom,
I was being a little bitch earlier, okay?
434
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:35,140
I mean,
you have every right to want a life.
435
00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,892
I have a life. Here.
436
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,979
No, you don't.
I mean, you told me you don't.
437
00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:44,524
I-I was there for a weekend. It's absurd.
438
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:47,277
What if I get there
and this whole magical thing
439
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,363
that I thought was going to happen
just doesn't?
440
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,533
Mom, I get why you're freaked out, okay?
441
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:57,162
Us living together, you cooking for me?
442
00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:00,123
It felt, like, all cozy and safe and...
443
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,585
a part of me was wondering,
like, "God..."
444
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:06,338
"...why did I even go chasing waterfalls?"
445
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:09,799
"I could've stuck to the rivers and lakes
that I was used to," but...
446
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,176
Fuck that.
447
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,555
We both deserve big, gorgeous lives.
448
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:20,227
Here.
449
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:23,687
Thank you.
450
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:29,528
What a beautiful waterfall metaphor.
451
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:40,413
This is marvelous.
452
00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,332
I've learned some things.
453
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,842
Ry, did we forget anything?
454
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:53,926
Uh...
455
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:59,724
I don't think so.
God, empty houses are such drama.
456
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:04,604
The empty space, the echoing.
It's like somebody needs attention.
457
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:07,816
Shall we say goodbye?
458
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:09,483
Yeah.
459
00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:12,612
Not here though.
I don't wanna be upstaged.
460
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,033
Here.
461
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:44,603
I'll call you when I get there.
462
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:45,686
Okay.
463
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,605
I love ya.
464
00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:49,941
I love you.
465
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,624
Bye.
466
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,267
- Hi.
- Where's your article, bitch?
467
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:29,022
It's coming. God. I just had to say
goodbye to my mom, okay?
468
00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:30,982
Oh, I'm sorry.
469
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,692
I'm gonna need you to circle back
470
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,903
and close the loop on those action items,
okay?
471
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:38,156
Okay, now you're just speaking
this weird office jargon
472
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:39,991
that I don't completely understand...
473
00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:44,578
Hello!
474
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,668
Jesus fucking Christ.
475
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,335
Hello?
476
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,505
Ry, you okay?
477
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:56,508
Hi. I'm fine.
478
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,593
Um, can I call you later?
479
00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:04,974
♪ Cool my brains and soothe my head ♪
480
00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:10,313
♪ Stimulate me, my Co-co-co ♪
481
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:16,027
♪ Sneak into my empty bed ♪
482
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:22,450
♪ And educate me, my Co-co-co ♪
483
00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:44,556
♪ In the summer, in the spring ♪
484
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:48,268
♪ In public places, my Co-co-co ♪
485
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:52,439
♪ On an island far away ♪
486
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:56,359
♪ Lemonade with my Co-co-co ♪
487
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,868
♪ My Coco ♪
488
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,747
♪ My Coco ♪
489
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,792
♪ My Coco ♪
490
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:16,588
♪ My Coco ♪
491
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,467
♪ Yeah, my Coco ♪