1 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:11,261 And five, six, seven, eight. 2 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:14,973 Clap, punch, kick. Clap, punch, kick. 3 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,725 Clap, punch, kick. 4 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:19,853 And sweep up. 5 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:21,730 Up. 6 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:25,442 Up and out of bed, you lazy bitch. 7 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:58,493 And just like that, it's over and you're you again. 8 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:05,834 Just another sweaty bitch sitting on your fat ass waiting for the next one. 9 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:09,795 How long until you get back here? What's it gonna take? 10 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:15,844 Get more. More time, more money. 11 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:17,697 - Just get the damn toilet paper. - Time. Money. 12 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:20,015 Time. Money. 13 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,809 You ever think about getting another teacher? 14 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:23,936 You lead every class. 15 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:26,419 You can't grow your business. You should get another teacher. 16 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,858 You mean like you? 17 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,738 Of all the conceited yuppie, asshole crap. 18 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,341 You've been in classes for, like, two weeks. 19 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,367 But I've been in dance my whole life. 20 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,952 I don't give a squirt of shit. 21 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,996 You stole from us and now you're, like, begging to teach at my studio. 22 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,415 Pretty sure you're just a total psycho. 23 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,918 I'm a woman, and I was in trouble. 24 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,002 I needed money. 25 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,465 I didn't have a way to get my own. I still don't. 26 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:54,275 I'm supposed to feel sorry for you 'cause you didn't rob us good enough. 27 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:56,677 Now I'm supposed to let you rob my students too? 28 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,680 I would bring in my own students, help your business grow. 29 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:03,433 Just like you got Tyler a job. But he hasn't heard shit. 30 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:06,937 You're just like his porn directors. Overpromising and under-delivering. 31 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,023 I don't know, Bunny. Isn't delivering kind of all they do? 32 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:13,151 I'm not talking about fucking. I'm talking about paying. 33 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:16,446 I would deliver to both of you. 34 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,448 What do you got to lose? 35 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,201 She could be right. 36 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,788 Isn't, like, passive income the American dream? 37 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:29,877 Like sitting back, a beer and a joint, letting the little man bring it on home. 38 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,596 One try, one class, one time. 39 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,307 But ditch the ballet slippers. 40 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,310 It's a workout, not a recital. 41 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,521 And bring some toilet paper. 42 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,734 I can't afford another trip to the gyno. 43 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:56,570 Have that. 44 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:04,161 All we need are a thousand voters' signatures and then we are on the ballot. 45 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:09,041 Okay, so the only bummer is that we don't really have so much time, okay. 46 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,460 So we've really got to hit it to the max. 47 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:14,296 Your locations should be on your clipboards. 48 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,382 Sheila, if you wanna... 49 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:18,926 - Sorry. - The clipboards. 50 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,302 Remember, voters, 51 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,096 they need to write their names exactly as they're registered, okay. 52 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,057 And they can only sign for themselves. 53 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,618 Yeah. So, you know, be on the lookout 54 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,519 for any Mickey Mouses, Clark Kents, Jim Browns. 55 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,603 Definitely. 56 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:32,481 Saboteurs can, like, completely invalidate your entire petition 57 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,441 with one wrong name or date. 58 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:37,819 Plus don't forget blue ink only. 59 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:40,697 - Say it with me. - Blue ink only. 60 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:41,615 Good Lord. 61 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:42,967 And I... If I may, just for a second, 62 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,631 I know a lot of you heard me say in class 63 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:47,538 that democracy only works when we participate in it. 64 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,831 I'll tell you what I see in my living room right now. 65 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,208 Coeds with visible nipples? 66 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,876 Democracy at work. 67 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,671 We may not have the money the other guys have. 68 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,006 But I'll tell you what, we have you. 69 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:01,176 People who believe in the process and their place in it. 70 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:05,013 So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you very much. 71 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,033 All right, let's get out there. 72 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,993 Let's fucking shred those talking points, all right. 73 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:14,690 Danny is the democratically endorsed candidate leading Save Our Wave. 74 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:17,651 All right. 75 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:20,988 Oh, God. 76 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:24,324 Great turnout, babe. 77 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,618 Yeah, I gotta say it feels pretty good, you know. 78 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:29,371 I knew I was liked. I didn't know I was this liked. 79 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:30,873 You thought you were this liked. 80 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:32,958 Hey, how do you feel about hitting up the co-op? 81 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,918 - You know, Simone and I... - "Simone and I"? 82 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,105 We're thinking that could be good because they already know you there. 83 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,107 And then there's that stretch of park right by Maya's school... 84 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:42,009 I wasn't planning on hitting the pavements. 85 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,595 What? Babe, we all gotta do our part. 86 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,305 Are you getting signatures? 87 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,224 No. I'm the candidate. 88 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:50,976 That would really hurt my legitimacy. 89 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,912 And plus, Simone and I are gonna sit down and powwow some... 90 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,354 Some strategic ideas, so. 91 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:55,898 I have Maya, babe. I... 92 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:57,232 And a fucking life. 93 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:59,109 You'll figure it out, I guess. Right? 94 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:02,362 These crackers are incredible, if I can just say that, so. 95 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:03,947 I gotta dash out. Love you, okay. 96 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,257 - All right, you ready? - Yeah, let's go. 97 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,453 Mommy. 98 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,537 Coming. 99 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,707 Hi, Greta. I'm so sorry to bother you. 100 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,292 I was hoping for a favor. 101 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,753 Is there any chance you could watch Maya today? 102 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:20,547 I hate to ask, but I have to collect voter signatures for Danny. 103 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,382 All hands on deck for the campaign. 104 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:26,637 His opponent's in the pocket of big business funded by John Breem. 105 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,263 Los Angelization, here we come. 106 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:32,226 And not to get all gnarly, but the development would kill the wave. 107 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:35,062 Nothing but malls and chain stores up and down our beautiful coast. 108 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,606 Any interest giving a "fuck you" to the man? 109 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:40,400 Say no to capitalist thugs, not drugs. Am I right? 110 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:42,361 I would love to, but I can't right now. 111 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:44,780 But Danny and I both agree that it should be legal. 112 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,283 Danny's been arrested. And he spent the night in jail. 113 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:49,701 Yeah, we both did. 114 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:53,789 Protesting the war of aggression in Vietnam, and we'd do it again. 115 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:59,378 There's tons of cool, young women. It's a really happening vibe. 116 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:06,134 It's like you're a better mom, you have more patience, more time. 117 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:11,181 Ten for him. None for you. You're a total fucking bust. 118 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:13,308 Jesus, please bless this food. 119 00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:15,853 Let it nourish and strengthen our bodies 120 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,105 to help Timothy handle the bullies at school 121 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:21,400 who, I hope, find it in their hearts to love him more. 122 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:24,945 And help our volleyball team crush Rancho Palmas tonight 123 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,188 to clinch the Avocado League. 124 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:32,619 And also, to give Mother the energy to inspire the workers 125 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:35,914 to construct her walk-in closet correctly this time. 126 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:42,713 And, of course, give Father the courage and the foresight 127 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,257 to keep building a better America 128 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:50,846 where honest, strong and loving families like ours come first. 129 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,181 - Amen. - Amen. 130 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,225 Beautiful words, my son. 131 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:59,646 I'm grateful to you for them, and I am grateful for… 132 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:05,736 For… 133 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,201 What is he even praying for? 134 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,328 He already owns everything he lays his eyes on. 135 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,538 How much money does one man need? 136 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:17,706 For all of you. 137 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:19,750 Let's eat. 138 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:36,683 Bye. 139 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,019 Eavesdrop much? 140 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:42,731 No, I was just wanting to talk to you about my class. 141 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:45,567 What about it? You got ten students yet? 142 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:50,405 Ten? Is that the number that we've settled on? 143 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:53,242 Well, has to be ten bodies or over to make it worth my while. 144 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:55,160 Great. No problem. 145 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:56,703 And remember to get a solid ten, 146 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:59,331 you gotta confirm 20 to account for the flake rate. 147 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:05,796 Twenty? You barely had 20 people to invite to your wedding. 148 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,340 And Sheila, 149 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:11,134 bring some damn toilet paper. 150 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,098 If you don't have students, you don't have a class. 151 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:19,309 And if you don't have a class then you might as well just be one of them. 152 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:27,651 Shoveling chicken fried cheese, fat noodle, pizza, 153 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:33,782 doughnut, corn dog, cream pie fat into your face 154 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:36,702 until you're exploding all over your... 155 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,161 What in God's name? 156 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,747 Sweetie? What... What are you doing here? 157 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,040 - Hi. - Hi. 158 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:44,877 Hey. We were on our way to the library. 159 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:48,380 It was story time, I swear. And then they got cranky 'cause I forgot snacks, 160 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,299 and then I got cranky 'cause I forgot snacks. 161 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:52,009 So we got snacks. 162 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,052 That's not a snack. That's two adult-sized meals. 163 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,638 It's fine. Really. 164 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,682 Are you here collecting signatures in a leotard? 165 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:00,642 No. I just… 166 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,937 I was getting signatures and then I had to... 167 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:07,608 Well, I didn't have to, but... It's kind of embarrassing. 168 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,836 She's halfway through a corn dog. You think she's judging you? 169 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:12,196 I've been doing aerobics classes. 170 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,614 Teaching, in fact. 171 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,241 Starting tomorrow. I love it. 172 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,368 You're teaching exercise classes. That's amazing. 173 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:19,745 You're amazing. 174 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:23,332 I really love how it makes me feel awake. 175 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,501 Yeah, right. That sounds great. 176 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,378 Usually, I'm so tired. I'm, like, half dead. 177 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,299 One time, Ernie and I tried cocaine 178 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,636 but it just ended up making me hit the shitter. 179 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,804 So I tried jogging. 180 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:41,225 And then I thought about stopping a lot, so I did. 181 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,655 You should try aerobics. You might like it. 182 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,562 I should, right? Yeah, I might. 183 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,774 You... Do you think I'd stick out like a sore thumb? 184 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,485 She'll stick out like her fat ass. You can't let this happen. 185 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,569 No. 186 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,154 Okay. 187 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:03,830 I've counted 1,108 signatures. I think... I think we're good. 188 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,958 Yeah, that is good. 189 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,168 We're, you know, we're about halfway there. 190 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,712 What? Halfway? We... 191 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:12,756 We only need a thousand to get on the ballot. 192 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,218 Yeah, we need a thousand verified signatures. 193 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:20,055 You need double that just to cancel out any dupes or unregistered voters. 194 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,391 But, yeah, we're close. 195 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,102 You're not close. You're right back where you fucking started. 196 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:28,063 Oh, shit. 197 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,858 - Honey, it's okay. It's okay. - Oh, shit. Sweetie. 198 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,777 - Take her away. - I got it. 199 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,821 It's okay. We can be done. 200 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,388 She's crabby all the time lately. Do you think something's wrong with her? 201 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:44,997 No, kids just get crabby. 202 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,249 You're just never here this much. 203 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,792 Okay, well, she's not the only one. 204 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,187 I mean, if there's a problem with the signatures, I can... 205 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:55,048 No, no, I just, I know my daughter and she's fine. 206 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,887 - Hey. Hi. Hey. Sorry, it was open. - Hi. 207 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:04,600 Oh, gosh. You guys make domesticity look so fucking sexy, I swear. 208 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:06,977 You want coffee? 209 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,939 Yeah, I'd fucking murder for some coffee and for some more clipboards. 210 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:13,317 You know, I actually got some of the marine bio heads 211 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,985 to start collecting sigs for us, 212 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,237 and I only barely had to use my sexuality. 213 00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:19,489 Barely. Did you hear that, Sheil? 214 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,574 I did. Yeah. 215 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,658 And it wasn't funny. 216 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,410 Well, I mean, all hands on deck, right? 217 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:27,289 Sheil, I was just wondering, do you have any, like, 218 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,499 I don't know, tennis friends or, like, mom friends 219 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,023 who would be willing to help us out? 220 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:32,836 Yeah, let me think. 221 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,671 Sheila's never had any female friends. 222 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:37,799 That's not true. 223 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,635 No, it's totally cool. 224 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:40,719 It was just a thought. 225 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:44,848 You know, I also struggle to connect with other women as well. 226 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,893 Or at least they struggled to connect with me. 227 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:52,981 I hope you like it sweet. 228 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:54,983 Thank you. 229 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,027 No students, no time. 230 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,197 Just him and Simone. 231 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:04,618 And Greta who moves like a puddle of mayo will be the only one in class. 232 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,288 And you won't even break a fucking sweat in your old ass ballet shoes. 233 00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:11,875 Ballet shoes, ballet shoes, ballet shoes, 234 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,878 ballet shoes, ballet shoes, ballet... 235 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,506 I love your place. It's so atmospheric. 236 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:20,759 You're the first student of mine who hasn't been here. 237 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:22,970 What brings you by now? 238 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:28,392 I was so sad to see you close your ballet studio! 239 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,520 Did you find a new space yet? 240 00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:33,397 Nope. Nothing I can afford. 241 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:38,068 Well, I was really at a loss without your classes. 242 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,783 Until I found aerobics at the mall. 243 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,537 What mall? John Breem's new development? 244 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,039 The man who pushed me out and destroyed my business? 245 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,917 I... Maybe. I'm so... I don't know. 246 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,212 Yeah, of course it is. He's everywhere. 247 00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:02,134 Well, regardless, I think you would really enjoy aerobics. 248 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:05,262 It's inspired by ballet, only the moves are faster. 249 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,346 That's why I came by. 250 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:09,057 I wanted to invite you, and also any of your other former students 251 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:11,602 if they may be interested, to my class. 252 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,354 Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're... you're teaching a class? 253 00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:15,606 You're teaching a class? 254 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,690 Yeah. 255 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:18,942 Okay. 256 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,613 I didn't know you liked people enough to do that. 257 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,448 What? No, I like people. 258 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,826 I'm a big fan of people. 259 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,871 You never said hello. You never made eye contact, ever. 260 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,124 I was probably concentrating on my form. 261 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,503 So were all these people right here. 262 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,006 And yet they remembered that I exist afterwards 263 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,050 and they still keep in touch. 264 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,927 And not just because they want something. 265 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:51,099 Not only did you never come to any of my get-togethers, 266 00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:56,104 it was like you didn't even hear me inviting you, you know? 267 00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:59,399 And my Cinco de Mayo parties are, like, legend. 268 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,151 I... 269 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,738 I'm sorry. I have a daughter, and I... I'm full-time with... 270 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,157 Sure, sure, sure. Parenting. You invented it. 271 00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:09,993 Okay, Abigail. 272 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,246 I've obviously offended you somehow at some point, 273 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,665 so I'll just see myself out. 274 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,544 You know... you know what? 275 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,588 Word of advice on your new calling. 276 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,342 Bitchy may play in LA but not in the coastal communities. 277 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:26,885 Okay? 278 00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:29,012 She's doling out advice? 279 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,849 She's chugging colada straight from the fucking blender. 280 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:35,102 She doesn't deserve those contacts. You do. See ya, bitch. 281 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:44,528 Hi. It's Sheila Rubin from ballet class. 282 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,668 The studio's been closed for weeks, and, I mean, if you're like me, 283 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:51,451 you probably feel a little lousy without purpose, weighed down… 284 00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:53,996 And that's why you need my class. 285 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,081 And that's why you need my class. 286 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,916 And that's why you need my class. 287 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:03,755 You'll be amazed by how quickly it transforms you. 288 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,092 After just one class, you can feel it happening. 289 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,719 You becoming you again. 290 00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:13,140 I'm wrangling and harnessing our power 291 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:18,478 to influence every situation with intention and purpose. 292 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,355 If we can harness the strength… 293 00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:21,899 Holy shit, it's Jack. 294 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:25,110 …of our animal nature, our primal shriek, if you will. 295 00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:28,322 Wrangling it critically, as only humans do, 296 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,699 we can convert impulse to order and streamline… 297 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:31,992 Oh, God. 298 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,745 You used to fuck that bolo-tie-wearing buffoon. 299 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:38,123 But first, and if I can address the viewers at home, 300 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,792 you need to admit it. 301 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,294 Believe it. 302 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,795 Is anyone really buying this shit? 303 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,440 You have the power to carve your own path. 304 00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:50,719 You have the ability to be a visionary who pushes us all forward. 305 00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:52,304 It all starts with you. 306 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,517 - Is something funny? - Excuse me? 307 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,853 You seemed drawn to his teaching, but then you laughed. 308 00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:06,568 Yeah. Well, I mean, no, I wasn't drawn. I just, I know him in real life. 309 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,614 You have one? 310 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,451 What one? A husband? 311 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,161 Yeah, I have a husband. 312 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,412 I meant a color TV. 313 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:19,957 I know you have a husband. 314 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,961 Right, yes. The ring. 315 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,364 Not the ring. I know who you are. 316 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,798 You're Sheila Rubin. 317 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,342 I saw the Save Our Wave coverage. 318 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,594 Smart way to launch a campaign. 319 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,432 But it won't be enough. 320 00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,893 You can't stop progress. 321 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,771 Though I'm not sure you want to. 322 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,947 I'm late. Bye. 323 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,285 Guess what, Bill. 324 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:58,954 I believed. And I took it. 325 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:03,667 And I know you booked me on the show, but this is something that I manifested. 326 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,140 Right on. 327 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,225 I have to take, like, an epic shit. This is killer. 328 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:23,270 - I'm happy to be of service. - Right on. 329 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,440 I gotta show you, I sliced together some dynamic B-roll. 330 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,026 Should be, like, truly impactful for Save Our Wave. 331 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,904 Yeah, sure. I'd love to see it. 332 00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,281 Right on. Wanna check it out after class? 333 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:37,659 Yeah, well, I can't today, but I could tomorrow. 334 00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:44,249 You know, I built this studio alone. 335 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:48,045 I climbed over dicks and went through asses because I had a dream. 336 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:51,215 A clean studio with a bitchin' sound system. 337 00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,259 If you screw this up, you're done here. 338 00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:56,053 You're not welcome back. 339 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,721 Duly noted. 340 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,237 You should've never let her come. 341 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,780 She's gonna be destroyed. 342 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:16,823 But here we go. 343 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,493 Thank you all for coming. 344 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,620 This is gonna be great. 345 00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:27,334 Just follow along and you'll... You'll get it. 346 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:42,516 I'm sorry. Does anyone know how this... these speakers work? 347 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,268 You have to press "power." 348 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:50,773 Thanks. 349 00:19:53,402 --> 00:19:54,903 Let's do this thing. 350 00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:00,659 Five, six, seven, eight. To the right. Two, three. 351 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,246 Sorry, so the... Your left. So let's do it again. 352 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:06,915 Okay. I meant your left. 353 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,878 Five, six, seven, eight. To the right. 354 00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:13,630 I mean, left. Sorry. Let me do that again. Okay. 355 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:17,176 Five, six, seven, eight. To the left. Two, three. 356 00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:21,305 Back, two, three. Back, two, three. 357 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,432 Back. To the right. 358 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,601 To the left. 359 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:28,520 And punch, and punch, and sweep to the right. 360 00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:31,607 I meant left. Sweep, sweep. 361 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,318 Toss, toss, toss. March it out. 362 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:36,987 March it out. That's it. 363 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,282 March it out. 364 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,617 And out. 365 00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:44,870 That's right. And up. 366 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:49,249 Two, up, up. One, two, up, up. 367 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:52,044 One, two, up, up. One. 368 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,754 That's it. Okay. 369 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,758 You're nothing. Worse than nothing. 370 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:02,012 You're a ghost. A fat ghost. 371 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:06,642 The world's first fat fucking ghost. 372 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:10,187 Fat fucking ghost. 373 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,522 Fat... 374 00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,941 Don't look in my eyes. Look in yours. 375 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,276 Find you. 376 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,779 Every ugly thought you've ever had about yourself, 377 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,240 your body, your right to be here. 378 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,033 Use it. Let it fuel you. 379 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:27,955 Only you have the power to change you. Are you ready to change? 380 00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:31,583 Starting right now. 381 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,502 - Are you ready to change? - Yes! Yes! 382 00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,128 Let's do this thing! 383 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,757 Okay! Let's punch it out, ladies! 384 00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:41,802 Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch! 385 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:46,431 Punch! 386 00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,518 Punch, punch, punch, punch! 387 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,355 Great class, Sheila. 388 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:54,815 Such a great class. 389 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,609 Didn't think you could do that. 390 00:21:57,693 --> 00:21:59,528 I know. It helped. 391 00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:00,612 Nice to see that. 392 00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:02,948 People usually wanna be coddled in this country. 393 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,950 You're not from here? 394 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,243 No one's from here, really. 395 00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:10,956 But if you want a teaching spot, it's yours. 396 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,126 Wow. 397 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,586 And I should give you your cut. 398 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:22,676 That's it? 399 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,845 Well, I take 60%. 400 00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:29,266 You're using my moves, my studio. 401 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,727 Welcome to America. None of this is yours. 402 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,499 Hey. 403 00:22:58,295 --> 00:23:00,088 The first class is always the hardest. 404 00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:02,799 No. I'm not like you. 405 00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:05,928 I can't keep up… 406 00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:09,681 Or blend in or wear a leotard. 407 00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:12,100 Oh, my God. I look like a fricking beached whale. 408 00:23:12,184 --> 00:23:15,103 Once they're on the beach, they're done for. Just leave her. 409 00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:16,522 I wanna, like... 410 00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:19,316 I wanna own my pain, you know? 411 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,360 But I don't know, sometimes I... 412 00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:29,910 Sometimes I feel too much, right. 413 00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:33,121 Like, I... I feel so low, like I'm nothing. 414 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:40,629 I'm rambling. I'm sorry. You don't... 415 00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:43,048 You don't understand. 416 00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,510 How could you understand something so pathetic? 417 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:50,264 Don't do it. You can't tell her. You can open that door. 418 00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:53,225 I could come to your house. I could teach you aerobics there. 419 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:57,187 No one else would see. Make you strong. 420 00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:01,024 Just don't give up. 421 00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:12,035 There they are. 422 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:13,328 Hi, Daddy! 423 00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:15,497 - Hey, sweetie. - So sorry I'm late. 424 00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:18,041 We got stuck running errands, and then… 425 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,793 Thanks. And… 426 00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:22,504 There was a line at the store. 427 00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:25,632 Everything okay? 428 00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:29,595 Yeah, we tallied up the petitions, 429 00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:34,641 and we got over 2,000. 430 00:24:34,725 --> 00:24:36,768 I'm officially on the ballot! 431 00:24:36,852 --> 00:24:38,270 - Really? - Yes. 432 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,356 Oh, my God. Congrats. 433 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,080 I couldn't have done any of this without you. You know that, right? 434 00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:45,944 He doesn't believe that for a second. 435 00:24:46,028 --> 00:24:47,696 And I think you're right. 436 00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:49,865 Simone and her gang, they've been amazing, 437 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:53,785 but we need more formal organization. 438 00:24:53,869 --> 00:24:56,580 We should bite the bullet. Hire a campaign manager. 439 00:24:58,707 --> 00:24:59,958 Now? 440 00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:02,836 Shouldn't we wait till we raise the money first? 441 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,715 Well, no, just take it out of our savings. And then the campaign will pay us back. 442 00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:10,177 Nothing wrong with betting on yourself, right? 443 00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:49,341 Clap, punch, kick. 444 00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:51,176 Clap, punch, kick. 445 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:55,389 Clap, punch, kick. Clap, punch, kick. 446 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:57,516 Clap, punch, kick. 447 00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,393 Clap, punch, kick. 448 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:02,646 Clap, punch, kick. Clap, punch, kick. 449 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,064 Clap, punch, kick. 450 00:26:55,324 --> 00:26:56,325 You like it? 451 00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:02,164 I don't like it. I see it. 452 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:10,796 Sheila. 453 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,467 I think Maya… 454 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:18,055 Sheil? 455 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,933 Oh, God. 456 00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:26,688 Sheila. 457 00:27:28,232 --> 00:27:29,358 Sheila! 458 00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:36,073 It's okay. 459 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,923 All right. It's gonna be all right. 460 00:27:58,887 --> 00:28:00,180 It's gonna be all right.