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That's not what I said.
You always do this.
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Hello?
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Ah!
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What are you doing?
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Fucking asshole. Come on, man.
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Come on, man. Go! What?
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Going around this asshole.
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What the fuck?
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Come on, man, go!
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What is your problem, man?
Do you know how to fucking drive?
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No.
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What?
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No, I don't know how to fucking drive.
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I don't know what any of this shit is,
and I'm scared.
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What are you talking about?
You don't know how to drive?
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Not everybody knows how to do everything.
Driving isn't the only thing...
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- Just move your car!
- Okay.
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I don't know how. I can't...
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My God. Just grab the steering wheel.
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Fine!
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- It hurt?
- Yeah, it does. It does hurt, actually.
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What if where you're going is a job
interview and I turn out to be the boss?
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I'm not going to a job interview!
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- You could be a year from now.
- Oh, my God.
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Everybody says, "That guy's great."
I say, "Wait a minute."
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- "That guy yells."
- Move your fucking car!
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- I can't!
- Why not?
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- Oh. I'm good. Thank you.
- What?
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I'm good. Thank you.
You don't wanna help me. Just wanna yell.
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Fuck.
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That's just the horn.
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I don't know that, do I?
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You know?
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- I want to tell you something.
- What?
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- You yelled at me.
- Oh, my God.
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She slams down her computer screen
when she sees me behind her.
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I'm like, "Lady, I need to look
at your computer to get ideas?"
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"I've been all over the world."
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You've been all over.
Why would you want to steal her idea?
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Thank you!
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I didn't get my ideas from a lady
in a coffee shop.
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You've been to Egypt.
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I lived in Egypt for a month.
I lived in Egypt for a month!
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Partying with Hal is the best.
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- Hey, guys. Are we gonna split this?
- Ten ways?
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Wait. Has anyone ever played
credit card roulette?
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Oh, my God!
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Hal is a genius at having fun.
I truly believe that.
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Here's how it works.
Everyone throw in your credit card.
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- Okay.
- We put 'em in this hat. We pick a card.
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Whoever's card it is
has to pay for the entire meal.
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- Come on. Throw it in.
- I love it.
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Every night I've ever gone out
with Hal has been insane.
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- Now you're starting to see why.
- Listen.
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You only go around
this old blue marble once.
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Might as well have the best time here.
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He's a complete night owl.
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- There.
- No, Vicky. You do the honors.
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- Oh! My pleasure.
- Drumroll, please.
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Okay.
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- No looking, no peeking.
- It is...
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- Ooh, Leslie.
- Leslie!
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I'm not paying it.
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- What's that?
- Uh, I'm not paying the bill.
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This is too much money. I'm not paying it.
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Maybe if I'd have gotten a bite
of everyone's meal or something...
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No, no. I just don't want to do it.
I just don't want to pay it.
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- Okay, you know what?
- And I'm not gonna pay.
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Why don't I just pick my card
and I'll pay for it.
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- Fine, yeah, that's fair.
- No. You do not have to do that.
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- It's fine. It was my dumb idea.
- It's fine. God! All fine.
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I'm not gonna pay for it, it's fine.
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It's got to be fine, 'cause I ain't gonna
fuckin' pay for it.
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I'm not paying.
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- Just put it all on there.
- Of course.
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Linda, are you still dating that bad guy?
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- What?
- Are you still dating that big, bad guy?
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His name was David or something.
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Yeah, I'm still dating David.
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That's a bad guy!
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That is a rotten egg.
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Linda...
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Dump him, girl.
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So, um, is everyone going
to Cheryl's art show?
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Fuck! I should have lied! No!
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Fuck!
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- Oh!
- What?
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I should have said
there was some reason I couldn't pay,
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not just right away say I'm not gonna!
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I hate that game.
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I hate that game.
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I've always hated that game.
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You all know that.
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I hate that game.
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No, I actually don't
hate that game because...
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Hey, give me that.
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- No way. I had it first.
- Give me that right now.
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- No, no, no!
- No. I'm sorry, guys.
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I'm just not in the mood
for the hilarious waiter brothers.
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Okay? I think you guys are funny.
I like the three funny waiter brothers.
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Just not in the mood 'cause of
what I did tonight, I forgot to lie.
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Wait. Didn't you say there'd be
five people at this table?
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- No. I said there'd be only four people.
- You said five.
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby
Bay-bay-bay ♪
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♪ Whoa, baby, baby
Bay-bay-bay ♪
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I feel like a kid. You have to get skates.
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- I would love to feel like a kid again.
- Then you have to get skates.
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- Hey. There's the birthday girl.
- Oh, my God.
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- Matt Alex, you're here.
- And I'm here all night.
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Matt Alex gets the funniest, unique stuff.
Last year he got me a close-up magician.
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- The magic was really good.
- What'd you do this year?
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I think you're gonna like it.
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I understand there's a birthday here.
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Wild stuff. Wild stuff.
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- Oh, my God, Matt!
- Wild.
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You got a Johnny Carson impersonator,
that is so funny.
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- This is so random.
- Wild.
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I honestly almost forgot
'cause I moved this week.
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I was like, "I'm so distracted, but I have
to outdo myself from last year."
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Oh, my God.
Johnny Carson just fucking hit me.
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- What the hell?
- The fuck are you doing?
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He can! He can! He can! Oh! He can.
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- He can what?
- He can hit. He can hit you.
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- Who are you?
- I'm with Stable of Stars.
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That's my guy. He's one of our Carsons.
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- Okay, well, he just hit Todd.
- Right.
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That's why I ran over screaming,
"He can," 'cause he can.
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He can't just hit people.
That's assault. That's against the law.
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Well, your friend paid for him
to be here as a joke
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at a low, low, low price point.
And at that price point,
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at Stable of Stars, he can hit.
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Ow!
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It's fine!
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He got him so bad. Who is that?
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- That's our friend.
- He really whacked him.
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It's fine. Ugh!
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- Guys! Please. It's fine.
- Matt, what the hell?
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- I had no idea they could hit.
- They can't.
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I had no idea he'd say
that at that price point, they can.
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Wild. Wild.
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Wild.
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Johnny, go around!
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Go to other people. Don't just go to them.
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Move! Go, move! Go around.
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Oh, my God! I'm sorry.
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I gotta push him around the party,
make sure everybody gets to see him.
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- Whose house is this?
- It's mine.
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There's no cute restaurants
in the neighborhood.
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What? Look, we don't want to insult you,
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but since it was a joke,
he got the low price point,
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which we now know means, at Star Wagon...
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Or Stable of Stars.
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- That you allow them to hit.
- They're not allowed to hit.
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Oh, right. Yes, at that price point,
yes, they are allowed to hit.
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- I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm saying.
- Understanding all of that,
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we were just hoping that maybe
there's another version of this
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where everyone kind of
gets what they want.
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- I know it's not your fault.
- What the fuck are you doing?
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- Who is that?
- That's my George Kennedy.
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- I brought him here as a perk.
- Why would I want George Kennedy?
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I know. That's why he's a perk.
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And that's also why he can't hit!
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He can't hit.
Carson can hit all the day he wants.
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Can he hit vases?
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Uh... Yeah, he can.
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I like that they can hit. It's cool.
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- Okay. Thank you.
- And I think it's great.
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- Thank you so much. Thank you.
- Is he with you?
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Busted. That's my George Bush.
What the fuck are you doing?
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You can't hit!
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Both of you, go sit in the wagon.
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I'd send 'em
to a coffee shop or something,
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but there's nothing in this area.
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It's a really nice neighborhood.
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Oh, my God, the Carson just passed out.
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Uh...
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♪ Pretty please with sugar on top ♪
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♪ Baby, give me that love you've got ♪
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So you're thinking about
becoming a owner of your own
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Little Buff Boys Corporate Competition?
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Well, I may have
a little good advice for you.
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Absolutely do it!
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I'm Dave Campor,
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Little Buff Boy Champ of '96.
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Twenty-five times out of the 50-city run.
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I still think I should have won in Tucson.
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God, I miss those days.
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But now, my muscles are up here,
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as I run one of the most successful
Little Buff Boy franchises
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out here in Cincinnati.
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Now I eat at some of the best
restaurants in town.
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I get full to the brim,
eating cherry chuck salad.
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People say that it's healthy,
but with that much cherry
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and that much ground chuck,
it can't be healthy.
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Wow. This place is amazing.
Look at all the attention to detail.
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I did think it'd look
a little more galactic, didn't you?
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I think it looks very galactic.
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- You do? You wanna leave? You too scared?
- No, it's fun.
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Oh, that's great.
A buddy told me about this place.
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He said it was nuts. Fucker.
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Oh! Here we go. This looks great.
Hey, wait a minute.
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My drink's smoking.
We gotta send this back.
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I gotta talk to the captain.
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- Gary, you're being so silly.
- I'm just having fun.
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Uh...
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Seriously, though, you were saying,
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- the trouble you have with your sister.
- Oh, Gary. It just keeps piling on.
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Every time we think
we're out of the woods,
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she just falls right back
into her old habits.
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It must be so difficult for you, Jeanine.
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- Danger!
- What the hell?
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...detected. Danger!
Unmanned spaceship detected.
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What is...
This is part of the show?
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What the... Look at this. This stuff moves.
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It's like CGI.
The money going into this place.
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Hey, what's an alien gotta do
to get a drink around here?
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I just came from a planet
that was all bugs.
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And I can safely say
a lot better-looking than this crowd.
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Shit. Whoa!
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I came here looking for intelligent life,
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and I can tell you right now,
it ain't at table seven.
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Oh! They're like, "Huh?"
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I came here looking for
the perfect specimen to abduct.
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Hey, table three. Uh, hard pass.
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Oh!
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- "Hard pass."
- Brutal.
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That is nuts.
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Anyways, my friend Bruce
is going through the same thing
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that your sister's going through.
Guy had everything.
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Look at table five.
She's thinking, "I should've swiped left."
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Not right now, buddy. Okay.
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If this date were a movie,
it'd be Bore of the Worlds.
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You have no clue.
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Talk about abduction, someone abducted
all the fun from this date.
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Her sister's addicted to drugs. Okay?
Does that sound boring to you?
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What?
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- That's what we're talking about.
- It's okay.
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I'm sorry if that's the most boring thing
you've ever heard,
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that she's scared
because her sister loves drugs so much
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that she can't stop taking them!
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- I didn't know.
- Exactly.
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You know nothing about her.
This woman's been through absolute hell.
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Just to get school supplies,
her mom had to drink puke
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for a local morning radio show.
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- Did you know that?
- What?
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She knew
that every little pencil she broke,
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her mom had to take another big gulp
of vomit for the Davy and Rascal Show.
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- Does that sound boring to you?
- She did it more than once?
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She had a standing invitation.
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And the listeners loved it
when she drank stuff.
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And she did it for us just so we could get
school supplies and trips to Florida.
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- Does that sound boring?
- No.
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I'm sorry if the most boring thing
you ever heard
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is my mom drank puke for trips to Florida.
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One time she drank a jar full of mucus
just so she could get a backpack.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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- She drank diarrhea.
- No, she didn't.
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Thought you said that.
Could've sworn you said it in the car.
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- No.
- Look.
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- I was joking when I said you were boring.
- You said I'm boring?
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No, no, no.
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I watched my daddy get executed
by the state for homicide, dude.
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- What?
- Right before they zapped him,
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he looked me right in the eyes,
and at the top of his lungs,
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he screamed, "Never let the party die!"
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- Does that sound like a boring guy to you?
- It doesn't.
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You have no clue
what people have gone through
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or who they are.
So don't say I can't please a woman.
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- I didn't say that.
- You said I should have swiped left.
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You did. What's that supposed to mean?
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- I didn't say anything about that.
- It's all right.
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All you gotta do
is take your head out of that head
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and come over here
and apologize to us face to face.
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Anyways, let's just try
to have a good time.
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I'm gonna get some mozzarella sticks.
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- That sounds good.
- They have terrific soup.
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I'm sorry.
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- Who the fuck are you?
- I'm... that.
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Oh!
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Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, okay.
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In retrospect, I can appreciate that
you may not have had any idea
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that we were here talking about
how her sister is addicted to drugs.
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- I can barely hear anything out here.
- Right. Yeah, I bet.
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Sweetie, you got a little Mars cocktail
on your beautiful, gray dress there.
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Could we get that for free?
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- What?
- The Mars cocktail.
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Could we get it for free
'cause she spilled a bit on her dress?
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- Sure.
- Great.
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'Cause if you said no,
I would've gone home and got on Yelp
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and said that I found
a LEGO head in my corn.
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I've done that to a lot of places.
It works.
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♪ Time is now ♪
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♪ That we're together ♪
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♪ It's finally now ♪
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♪ Now and forever ♪
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♪ No, we'll never, never know
The time is now ♪
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♪ We won't ever, ever, ever
Hit the ground ♪
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♪ The time is now ♪
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♪ The time is now ♪
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And that's new!
And you weren't excited for it.