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Zahid, we need to talk.
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Please sit down of your own accord.
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Of my own accord? Okay.
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What's going on, Sammy?
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What's going on is Gretchen is the worst.
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The last time you dated her,
she sucked out your life force
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and left you at the altar.
You need to break up with her.
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You make some good points, Sammy.
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- But there's one problem.
- What?
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I refuse.
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But she's awful.
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I know.
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But ever since I found out
about my love lump,
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I'm all about the Gretch.
It's like my junk has taken over.
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I'm not even the one that called her.
My dong dialed the phone, Sam.
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It wasn't a butt dial. It was a...
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...a nut dial.
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I doubt that.
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Anyhoo, you got nothing
to worry about, brother.
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This time around,
me and Gretch are purely sexual.
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We're just two mutually-consenting alphas
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sport-grinding our way
through the Kama Sutra.
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It's like a bucket list for my balls.
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Is that so wrong?
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Yes. You're acting
like Robert Falcon Scott.
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Thank you?
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You're not welcome.
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Successful explorers
plan and take precautions,
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but Robert Falcon Scott
just wanted to be macho.
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So he tried to cross Antarctica
by man-hauling.
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- What is that?
- It means he and his crew
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carried all of their equipment
and supplies instead of using dogs.
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They got so tired, they died.
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Well, I'll def make sure to hydrate.
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- Is that all?
- No.
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Gretchen is bad news,
and I don't want you to date her.
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Sadly in the case of Wanters v. Getters,
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the jury sides with my balls.
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Gretchen stays.
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Good talk, bestie.
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How come no one in this house
knows how to put the top back on the milk?
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We do. We just think it's funny
when you spill it all the time.
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So guess what they sell
at the fancy grocery store down the block?
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Like, a bunch of different type
of peanut butters from different nuts,
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except they don't taste as good,
and they cost twice as much?
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Yes, but also ta-da!
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It's a sourdough starter.
It's like the one Mom murdered.
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Oh, more goo.
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Yeah. Well, it's not really about the goo.
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The goo's symbolic.
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It's about you finding something else
to focus on other than my track stuff.
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I know I've been a little intense, okay?
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I'm sorry. It's just...
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It's exciting having a kid
with so much potential, a star.
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I'm not a star.
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Yeah, you are.
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Anyway,
I just wanna make sure you're focused
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and not letting things distract you.
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Things.
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Like the "thing" staying in Sam's room?
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I'm just saying.
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Oh, holy crap. Did Mom make another pie?
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Yes, but this one has a higher purpose.
This is not for you.
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A higher purpose?
What, is it gonna be the next pope?
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- Just a tiny taste. Just a tiny taste.
- No. I said no.
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What's up with your fingernails?
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Nothing.
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Bye.
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I just don't understand it.
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How can he be with Gretchen again?
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She's controlling,
she hates higher education,
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and she breaks the law.
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She sounds perfect.
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What? I like bad girls.
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My last girlfriend
ran me over with the Vespa.
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I miss her.
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Well, if you're done complaining
about some girl we've never met,
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I got an opportunity for you.
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How are you doing on funds
for your Antarctica trip?
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Only okay, but I still need a lot more.
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That's what I thought.
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Oh, look at that cute guy!
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I got this lady, total kook,
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wants to commission a portrait
of her cat dressed as a cowboy.
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No, thank you. I already have enough
terrible things annoying me right now.
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Job pays $500.
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Here's her list of demands.
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She wants it wearing chaps
and a ten-gallon hat?
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I am not gonna like this.
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I know.
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Hey, so I was looking through your bag
to find a T-shirt to steal...
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- Invasive.
- And you realize that all you packed
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are a bunch of socks
and a sports bra, right?
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Yeah, I know.
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I packed up pretty quickly.
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My mom kicked me out.
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Oh.
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I didn't...
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What happened?
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Oh, you know, just my mom being my mom.
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I was gonna tell you,
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but I didn't wanna
talk about it right away.
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It's okay. I understand.
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Hmm.
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Do you wanna go to a party?
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What?
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Erika's having some people over,
and it might be fun.
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I love fun. Um...
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But what about the track meet?
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I mean, shouldn't we be, like, resting up?
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Probably.
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Hmm.
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But I told her I'd be there.
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That's okay. I'll just go by myself.
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No, I'll go with you.
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- You will?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I love parties, and I love people,
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so I'm kind of a party person.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Today is a red-letter day.
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- It is?
- Yes.
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After all this time, I've finally
been added to the Gardner Gab text thread.
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I mean, I've felt like
an honorary family member for years,
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but this really seals the deal.
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I just have to figure out
what my first contribution will be.
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It's either gonna be a meme
of a pirate that says, "We argh family,"
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or it's gonna be
yellow marshmallow chicks,
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and it says, "Hi, my peeps."
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What do you think?
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I don't care.
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Okay. Well, that was rude.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just not interested,
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and I'm distracted
by this dumb cat I have to draw.
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I don't even know where to start.
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Want my advice?
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Just be yourself with it.
You're a brilliant artist, Sam.
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I'm sure that whatever you do
is gonna be amazing.
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Maybe if I could focus,
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but that's impossible
with Zahid and Gretchen
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having loud sex all day in his room,
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and the bathroom, and the kitchen.
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And I'm pretty sure I caught them doing
something gross in the parking garage,
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but I ran away before I could confirm.
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Well, I can certainly get that.
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But, I mean, you do have to admit,
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they have
some sort of animalistic chemistry.
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By comparison,
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our S-E-X life is a little quiet.
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I mean,
I'm still on my first S-E-X candle.
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I had to dust it off last week.
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At least it's clean.
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Well, I have been thinking,
and you're leaving soon,
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and I think we should take advantage
of the time that we have left.
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We should have more S-E-X.
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Oh, okay.
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Good.
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Next time I come over, it is on.
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And by "it," I do not mean our clothes
because those will definitely be off.
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Hmm.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hello.
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Come in.
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This pie...
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...is delicious.
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- I'm so glad you like it.
- Oh yes.
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You always loved cherries.
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Do you remember that trip
we took to Michigan?
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First day there, you went missing.
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I found you picking cherries
in back, so many.
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Your hands, face, bright red.
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You looked like you must have committed
some sort of grisly crime.
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I can't believe you remember that.
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Of course I do. That was a big day.
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- And then we baked!
- Yes, we did. We baked.
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You know,
I think I have photos of that vacation.
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Wait here, and I'll get them.
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And when I come back,
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I'm gonna need another slice
of that scrumptious pie.
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What the heck is this?
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That's my Wild West cat drawing.
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Where's the ten-gallon hat?
Where are the chaps?
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She specifically asked for chaps.
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There are definitely no chaps on this cat.
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I know, but I don't love cats,
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and I've never tried to draw anything
I didn't really love before.
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My girlfriend said to just make it my own,
so that's what I did.
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That was terrible advice.
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Oh.
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Did I make a mistake here?
Do I need a new artist?
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Because for 500 bones,
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my ten-year-old niece
could whip this out in two Scooby-Doos.
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No, I know I can draw something ugly.
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I just need to concentrate,
even though that's gonna be even harder
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now that my girlfriend
wants to ramp up our sex life.
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Well, there's your problem.
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You can't channel the cat
because you're too worried about the puss.
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What?
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Isaac Newton, Nikola Tesla, Mozart.
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All the greats swore off sex
to maximize artistic output.
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That's why I swore off sex too.
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You swore off sex
because the girl you like
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got a boyfriend on the wrestling team.
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There were a lot of considerations.
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It's perfect.
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Well, hello, mister.
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Bad news, Paige.
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Sid says we can't have sex
until I finish this Wild West cat.
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What?
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I've sworn off sex.
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Sid says it's either sex or success,
and I'm choosing success.
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If I wanna go to Antarctica, I have to.
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Sid said that?
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It's too bad. It looks like we were gonna
get it on like nobody's business.
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Well, fine.
I... I guess I'll just go home then.
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Okay. Bye, Paige.
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What's up your butt?
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Nothing. I'm fine.
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God! You know, it's just that
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Sam and I were supposed to have
a nice night with...
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...sex.
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And now we're not.
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Gotcha. Sexual dysfunction.
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00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:07,124
No. No, we don't have dysfunction.
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I just wanted to liven things up
a teeny tiny bit.
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Oh, Paige,
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you're so dumb.
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Excuse me?
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Look, if you wanna knock more boots,
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you just gotta figure out your guy's kink.
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His what?
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Excuse me, could you please
keep it down out here?
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Sid needs this drawing ASAP,
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and I can't remember
what a spittoon looks like.
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This Sid guy's
really riding you hard, huh?
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What?
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00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,274
No, Sid's a girl.
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Sid is obviously a girl's name.
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Now, please, inside voices only.
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Sid is a girl?
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You didn't know?
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You were saying?
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Okay, so...
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Guys are like animals,
and not even smart ones like dolphins.
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So you just gotta figure out
what makes them tick.
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Like, Zahid is super visual.
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Watch and learn.
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Three, two,
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one.
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Madam.
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I require your attendance in the boudoir.
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Hie, milady, hie.
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See? Later, tater.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
257
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:37,047
We talked, we laughed, we ate pie,
258
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,050
but also she was kind.
259
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,302
She listened.
260
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,929
And it was actually
261
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:46,055
fun.
262
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:47,515
I don't know.
263
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:52,646
And for the first time in forever,
I... I'm actually hopeful.
264
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:57,276
- I'm gonna see her again next week.
- Oh, that's so good.
265
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,488
Hey, you...
you think I should check on Casey?
266
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,364
Isn't it time for lights out?
267
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,242
Oh, she's not here.
I let her go out with Izzie tonight.
268
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,036
But her track meet's in a couple of days.
269
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,038
You really think
now is the time to slack off?
270
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,040
Yes, I do.
271
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,667
And I'm gonna pour you
another glass of wine
272
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,544
'cause you're being a buzzkill.
273
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,712
Okay.
274
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,673
I don't wanna be a buzzkill.
275
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:25,679
You got this.
276
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,661
What?
277
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,254
Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
278
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,922
Oh my God!
279
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,215
Oh no.
280
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,930
At least it's a cute butt though.
281
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,974
I appreciate
the days-of-the-week underwear.
282
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,697
You know, you lose track of time,
and you just glance at your tush.
283
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,395
Right.
284
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:17,731
Oh, you two are, like, the perfect couple.
285
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,316
I am never gonna find this.
286
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,151
Oh no, we have issues too.
287
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,445
Yeah, she has really sharp toenails.
288
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,573
- They're actually more like talons.
- Mmm.
289
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,136
She just did a test for me last week.
290
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,326
- No. Are you serious?
- Yeah.
291
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,120
But I'm not mad about it anymore.
292
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,999
There is just this one tiny thing
that still bothers me.
293
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:35,916
What?
294
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,669
I just know if the school found out,
nothing would happen to Casey.
295
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,547
Like, if she just walked in there
and turned herself in.
296
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:44,675
But if they thought it was me,
I mean, I would be kicked out for sure.
297
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:48,137
Casey's just, like, untouchable.
298
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,014
That...
299
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,099
No way. That's crazy.
300
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,018
I'll bet you $100.
301
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,311
Oh!
302
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:59,148
- That's not true.
- What, that I have $100?
303
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,983
You're right about that.
304
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:11,452
- Hey, Izzie. Breakfast?
- Oh no, it's okay. Just coffee, please.
305
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:15,789
How about just eggs, and bacon,
306
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,625
and fruit, and pie?
307
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,419
I mean, okay. Thank you.
308
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,839
Check this out.
309
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,049
It's from UCLA.
310
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,384
What is this? Are you opening my mail?
311
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,845
I'm sorry. It said UCLA. I got excited.
312
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:34,183
It's an official letter of interest.
It means they're really interested in you.
313
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,353
They're even gonna send a recruiter
to watch you run at the next race.
314
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,021
Our little speedster!
315
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:42,107
- I'm so proud of you, Casey.
- Me too.
316
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,818
It's happening.
317
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,154
For both of us.
318
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,198
No, for you.
319
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,911
No time to let up now.
Pedal to the metal, right?
320
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,163
I cheated.
321
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,500
I did Izzie's physics test.
322
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,838
And I'm prepared to accept my punishment,
whatever it may be.
323
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,966
I appreciate that.
324
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,260
Thanks for letting me know.
325
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,762
We're all good.
326
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,056
What?
327
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:59,226
You told the truth, got it off your chest.
328
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,186
Now fly, little birdie.
329
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,396
That's it?
330
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,482
I'm not in trouble?
331
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,358
Do you wanna be?
332
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:11,655
You wanna go to UCLA.
It's your dream school.
333
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,533
You made a mistake.
You came clean. We're all good.
334
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,953
Now go make Clayton Prep proud
at that track meet.
335
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:23,833
Okay.
336
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:06,126
Hey, Sammy, what's up?
You're not working today.
337
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,337
Gretchen ate my hash browns.
338
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:12,216
Ooh, yeah, sorry, homie.
She did leave an IOU though.
339
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,635
I'll pick some up
the next time I'm at the store.
340
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:18,639
Or you could break up with Gretchen,
which would address the larger problem.
341
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,516
Really? This again?
342
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,893
Yes, this again. Always this.
343
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,312
Look, it is my decision.
344
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:26,939
And if you think it's a bad one,
345
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:30,025
well, there's nothing
I can really do about that.
346
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,654
I bet that's exactly what
Robert Falcon Scott said to his crew
347
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:36,615
when he brought ponies to Antarctica
instead of sled dogs.
348
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,242
That's right, ponies.
349
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,577
Walking through the snow in Antarctica.
350
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,538
No, man, you don't get it.
351
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:46,333
At first, Gretchen and I
were just bumping crotch.
352
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,335
But the more we kick it...
353
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,672
I was wrong about her.
She's actually awesome.
354
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:54,883
Gretchen is atrocious.
355
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:55,967
Well,
356
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,262
if that's gonna be your attitude,
357
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,764
then maybe I don't want you
coming to my ultrasound,
358
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,182
or any appointments.
359
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,852
I'll ask Gretchen.
At least I know she cares about me
360
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,061
and my balls!
361
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,188
- Fine, I won't.
- Good!
362
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:20,616
So,
363
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:22,953
we've all seen my butt.
364
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,539
Oh, Paige, honey, we don't need to...
365
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,249
No, I... I... I really think that we do,
366
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,918
because this is not how I wanted
to introduce my texting persona
367
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,044
to the Gardner Gab group.
368
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:34,298
I mean, you know, I'm usually
so on point with the memes.
369
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,300
I even made one for this conversation.
370
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,635
- Hmm.
- Wow.
371
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,513
- Yeah, that's very clever.
- Yeah.
372
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,641
But, as you know, Sam's leaving soon,
373
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:50,022
which makes me nervous
and has me craving a little more intimacy.
374
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,523
That's it. I'm done.
375
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,733
Good night, Paige.
376
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,525
Okay.
377
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,201
I wish I could make this better.
378
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,077
I usually don't do
stuff this dumb, you know,
379
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,662
but...
380
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,331
Ugh, I'm all turned around lately,
381
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:11,376
and if I could just go back in time
and stop this from ever happening,
382
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:12,877
I would.
383
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,673
Yeah. Yeah.
384
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:20,509
Can we be done now?
385
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,553
Sure.
386
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,390
So Sam's going to Antarctica.
387
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,600
Oh my.
388
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:30,395
I'm having a hard time
wrapping my head around that one,
389
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,774
but looks like it's really happening,
so I probably need to.
390
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,776
It's just so scary.
391
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:39,071
It's terrifying to see your kids
go out into the world.
392
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,491
But how much scarier
would it be if they didn't?
393
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,534
My friend Jasmine,
394
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,204
her son is 40 years old,
and he still lives at home.
395
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,624
He keeps his samurai sword collection
in the basement.
396
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:58,632
This has been so nice.
Do you mind if I come back again?
397
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,842
I would be offended if you didn't.
398
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,195
Oh,
399
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,656
and please say hello
to your mother for me.
400
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:25,908
What?
401
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,625
You didn't really
turn yourself in, did you?
402
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:37,503
I tried.
403
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,675
You were right. I guess I owe you $100.
404
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,679
Why would you do that?
Because of what I said at the party?
405
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,390
I was just being dumb.
I didn't want you to actually do it.
406
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:49,933
Yeah, I know. I just...
407
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,227
I felt like I had to.
408
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,855
Okay, well,
I'm glad you didn't get suspended.
409
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,232
We need you.
410
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,943
The team needs you. You're important.
411
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,825
You know it's okay for people
to recognize you're special.
412
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:07,908
Ugh.
413
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:11,747
It was less stressful
when no one noticed me at all.
414
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,449
Hi, I'm Rich.
415
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:50,327
I'll be doing your ultrasound today.
416
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:51,410
Hello, Rich.
417
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,665
I hope you don't mind.
I don't feel like talking.
418
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,042
No problem at all.
419
00:22:57,834 --> 00:23:00,212
My girlfriend was supposed to come,
but she didn't.
420
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,671
She's actually a terrible person.
421
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,883
And my best friend keeps telling me
the story about this old explorer dude
422
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:07,886
who was trying to prove how manly he was
and got a bunch of people killed.
423
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:11,348
And I'm thinking maybe that was me,
because I'm worried.
424
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:15,769
I mean, how can a lover like the Z-man
only have one nut?
425
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:18,897
Can the big dog
still be a player with the ladies
426
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:21,400
even if he's down to just one dangler?
427
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:26,279
What if losing a testicle
makes me less of a dude?
428
00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:30,242
Zahid, you said I don't care
about your balls, but I do.
429
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:34,121
And losing a testicle
doesn't make you any less of a man.
430
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:36,957
In fact, I did some research,
and it turns out
431
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,585
when one testicle is removed,
the other one usually makes up for it
432
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:43,338
in terms of testosterone
and sperm production.
433
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,132
So that's twice the sperm.
434
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,341
You mean,
435
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,886
I'll have a bionic nut?
436
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:51,763
Not really.
437
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,141
But kinda. Nice.
438
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:55,934
Also, guess what?
439
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,436
I broke up with Gretchen.
440
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,604
I'm sorry I didn't listen to you.
441
00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,189
Again.
442
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,024
At least you did eventually.
443
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,234
Yeah.
444
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:07,279
But Gretchen was supposed
to give me a ride after the big surgery.
445
00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:09,489
I guess I'll find somebody else.
446
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:13,118
I would ask Jay and Padma,
but they get real weepy real fast.
447
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:14,201
Maybe I'll Lyft it.
448
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:15,871
I'll do it.
449
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,123
- I'll drive you home.
- But you don't drive.
450
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:20,459
- I'll learn.
- Really?
451
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:23,836
Thanks, homie.
452
00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,923
But now I have to get to work
on a cowboy cat.
453
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:29,718
Truer words have never been spoken.
454
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:48,736
Hello, Sam.
455
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:53,909
I was thinking, and...
456
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:58,079
The reason that I sent the butt pic
is because I got jealous,
457
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,833
and insecure, and controlling.
458
00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,586
Basically, I became a Gretchen.
459
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:08,340
But I don't need her advice.
I know my guy.
460
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,550
You feeling frisky?
461
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:15,013
No, actually,
I'm feeling frustrated and uninspired.
462
00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:17,140
Hmm.
463
00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:19,266
Well,
464
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,520
maybe this will help.
465
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,029
What are you doing?
466
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,117
Holy moly. Is that...
467
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,161
The Adélie penguin mating dance?
468
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:40,038
It sure is.
469
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,539
Do you like it?
470
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,628
You learned this for me?
471
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,172
Just for you.
472
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,136
♪ Yeah, you ♪
473
00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:06,606
Let's go. Let's go.
474
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,406
♪ Yeah, you ♪
475
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,501
- Hey.
- Hey.
476
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:27,585
You think that's her?
477
00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:29,713
Yeah, I guess.
478
00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:32,090
Runners, to your marks.
479
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,842
Come on. That's us.
480
00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:22,641
♪ I'd wish to have a robot heart ♪
481
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,269
♪ But your songs tear me apart... ♪
482
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,353
Set!
483
00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:33,735
♪ I've tried to hold you, but I can't ♪
484
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,153
Go!
485
00:27:36,529 --> 00:27:37,656
Casey, run!
486
00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:42,160
♪ I will put someday on the list ♪
487
00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:46,998
♪ I will put someday on the list ♪