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Devi sat in her room,
fretting and fidgeting
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over the drive-by she'd had
with Paxton earlier that evening.
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First, he had called her "pal."
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Hey, pal.
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Then he walked right past her
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like she was gathering signatures
for Greenpeace.
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What did it mean?
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Was Paxton actually not into her at all,
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and would he never again show up at her...
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Hey. You should tell your mom
that she needs to clean the gutters.
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I think there's an Amazon delivery drone
stuck in there.
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- Whoa, what are you doing?
- What do you mean?
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You totally walked
right by me at the play.
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You didn't even slow your pace
out of politeness!
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Sorry, we were in a hurry.
Trent's mom needed the car
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to get to her job as an illusionist
at The Magic Castle.
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Okay, but you also called me "pal."
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As far as I know, pals don't creep through
other pal's windows to hook up.
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Are you embarrassed of me?
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No, of course not.
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But if I'm being honest,
I'm not really a PDA guy,
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and I think labels
are just kinda cheesy, you know?
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I guess.
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And it's kinda nice that we save
that stuff for when we're in private.
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That cool?
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I think any reasonable adult watching this
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knows that Paxton's embarrassed of her.
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Unfortunately, when you've been
romantically unsuccessful
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for as long as Devi has,
you'll take what you can get.
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Yeah, sure.
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♪ Moving, moving
Way too fast ♪
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♪ Slow down
If you want it to last ♪
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- Damn!
- Whoa!
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I don't know.
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Thanks, El,
for bringing all these dresses over,
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but it's not very utilitarian.
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Like where do I put my TI-84?
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In a drawer at home.
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You have to look snatched
for when you get Cricket Queen,
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which you definitely will, B-T-dubs.
Everyone's voting for you.
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You think so?
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I know so. Right, Devi?
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Guys, I need to tell you something.
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I think I might be sort of...
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dating Paxton?
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What?
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Where did that even come from?
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I was trying something. Forget it.
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What do you mean "sort of dating"?
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Paxton came through my window
two nights in a row to make out.
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How are we just hearing this?
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You should've texted us right after!
Or during!
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I know, but I think maybe
something's not great about it.
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Last night, he came over
and gave me this whole speech
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about how he's not into labels or PDA.
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Are you worried that he's ashamed of you?
But he's dated you publicly before.
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Devi thought back
to her brief relationship with Paxton
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and noticed a few things
she hadn't seen before.
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Oh, you mean a lot to me too, bro.
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Oh my God. I don't think he called me
his girlfriend then either.
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I didn't notice because I was busy
two-timing him with Ben!
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There's a very easy way to solve this.
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The dance is on Saturday.
Every couple's going.
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So if he sees you as his real girlfriend,
he'll ask you.
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- Pfft!
- Which he definitely will, so...
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you need a dress, squirlfriend.
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The next day, it seemed like
everywhere Devi turned,
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people were asking each other
to the dance.
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She was surrounded
by overt proclamations of love,
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with no assurances
that she would get one of her own.
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Paxton had six days
to ask her to the dance.
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If he didn't,
she would officially be a sad side-piece.
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Bro! Judge our burping contest?
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- But today wasn't the day.
- Mmm.
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And apparently,
neither was Tuesday or Wednesday.
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So by Thursday morning,
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Devi's chances of being asked to the dance
were looking kinda slim.
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Devi was so confused because at night,
things were kinda steamy.
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I usually go get a snack
when this happens.
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And there was also
a decent amount of sweetness.
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Why do you have a little man
made of trash lying around?
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Don't make fun. He's my art.
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I'm not making fun.
I love this gum-wrapper dude.
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I'm gonna keep him.
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Mmm.
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Oh, Devi!
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- Kamala?
- You forgot your lunch.
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- Oh.
- And your wallet, and your phone.
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Did you not notice you left
with an empty backpack this morning?
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Thanks, Kamala.
I've been a little distracted.
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Cousin Kamala. Hey, welcome back.
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Oh, hi.
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Manish, right?
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Good memory.
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So what are you doing back here?
Oh, did Devi get suspended again?
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Give me some freaking credit, Mr. K.
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What the...?
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♪ Roll, you know I gotta roll
You know I gotta roll ♪
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♪ If you wanna roll with me ♪
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♪ Roll with me, don't fade on me, love ♪
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♪ Oh baby, don't play with me now ♪
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♪ Slow down, let me talk to you ♪
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♪ If you wanna roll with me ♪
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Oh my God, Marcus!
Of course I'll go with you.
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Dope!
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What was that?
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Big Winter Dance this Saturday.
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Oh! Devi, are you going?
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- Uh, it's kinda for popular kids.
- Damn, Mr. K!
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Maybe. I don't know.
I still have to figure some things out.
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Uh, you know who is going?
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Me.
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Although most of the chaperones,
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we bail on the dance
and go to Mr. Shapiro's class,
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and we do karaoke, and we drink booze...
Devi, you did not hear that.
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- You should come by.
- Oh, I...
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Ew, she can't.
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Her mega-hot fiancé's parents
are coming to town.
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- Sorry. I... I didn't mean it like a date.
- You definitely did.
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It's... No. Thank you so much.
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If it were any other weekend,
I'd love to come.
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I'm always looking for an excuse
to publicly sing "Drops of Jupiter."
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Now that even my adult cousin
has been asked to the Winter Dance,
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it's time for me to dip.
Thanks for lunch, Kamala.
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What up, Eric? I wanted to let you know
that I'll be at robotics practice later.
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You said that the last eight practices.
I've talked about it in therapy.
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Dude, you've missed
eight robotics practices?
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You're the captain,
and robots are your whole brand.
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Yeah, Gears Brosnan
is your emergency contact.
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Yeah, I've just been busy
with this Cricket Queen stuff.
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I didn't want to let Sasha and Eve down.
It's fine!
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So, what's up with Paxton?
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- He still hasn't asked you yet?
- No. I keep getting my hopes up.
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Like last night, he said, "Hey,
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do you want to go with me
to the Dan Stevens book signing?"
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I guess Paxton loves Downton Abbey.
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Sure, I could see him as a Grantham-head.
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Hey, babe! Someone left
a little message for you on my phone!
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Hey, Ben. Hi.
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It's your fellow Clipper fan,
Billy Crystal.
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No way.
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What are you doing for the Winter Dance?
Are you gonna go?
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Or you gonna sit at home like a dope,
eating pretzels in your underwear?
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Aneesa asked me to ask you
to go to the dance with her.
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So what do you say?
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You say, "Yes."
Otherwise, you are a complete doofus.
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So what do you think? You a doofus?
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Yeah, let's go to the dance.
That was awesome!
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Full disclosure.
I've actually met William.
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That's what his friends call him, before...
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- Like a Hollywood...
- Aneesa! Psst!
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Hey.
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Did you just ask Ben to the dance?
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Yeah. Why, is that weird?
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No, no, no. It's just, most girls
around here wait for the guy to ask.
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But that's so old-fashioned, and honestly,
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it's so much more stressful
waiting around for these dumb boys
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to get their acts together.
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Huh.
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Hey!
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So I don't know if you have
any weekend plans or anything,
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but I was wondering if maybe
you wanna do something dumb
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and go to...
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Whoa, Crazy Devi,
are you asking Paxton to the dance?
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It's not...
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Yeah. Would you wanna go
to the dance with me?
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Sorry, but... no.
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Ooh.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Harsh, dude.
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After that quite public rejection,
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Devi was hoping to hide out
in the ladies' room
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until everyone else went home.
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But the thing about crying
in a high school bathroom is,
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the last person you want to see
always walks right in.
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Warning!
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Man entering the girls' bathroom.
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I'm not, like, trying
to record you guys peeing or anything.
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Ben? What are you doing? Get out of here!
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I saw what happened.
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Great.
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Could there just be one day
where I don't absolutely humiliate myself?
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Listen, if anyone should be embarrassed,
it's Paxton.
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I mean, have you seen his Instagram?
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The last video he posted was of him
putting a little snake in Trent's hair.
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He's not, like, great at decision-making.
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Why are you being nice to me?
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Shouldn't you be, like,
relishing this moment
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with a tub of popcorn and a FIJI Water
from your dad's home office?
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Well, I don't drink FIJI.
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We only do Smartwater
because my dad reps Aniston.
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Sure, of course.
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Ugh!
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I can't go out like this.
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The last thing I need is for Paxton
to see that I've been crying
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and think I'm even more pathetic.
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Who cares what Paxton thinks?
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When are you gonna realize that
that dick doesn't deserve you?
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♪ But I get these feelings ♪
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Also, I heard he bought his abs in Mexico.
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Thanks, Ben.
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You're not the worst, you know that?
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♪ Running ♪
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Hey, guys.
I'm here, and I got some snacks.
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So, Lenny, did you ever figure out
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what was wrong with the hydraulic arm
on the KX94?
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- What's going on?
- I hate to inform you,
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but you're no longer
captain of the robotics team.
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I'm the captain now.
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What? Says who?
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Says everyone!
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You abandoned us
for your pursuit of popularity.
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But guess what?
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There's no room for popularity
on the robotics team.
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It's not about popularity.
I was trying to help the queer community.
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Well, Lenny's queer. Did it help him
when we lost to East Encino last week?
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Lenny's queer?
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- Oh.
- Also, you abandoned your robot.
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He was left under a roof leak
and started to spark so much
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that a little flame burst forth
from his head.
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Gears!
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Jordan had to replace all of his wiring.
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Hey, baby doll. Give Daddy some sugar.
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I turned him into a straight-up player!
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No! If anything,
Gears is a fussy old queen like C-3PO.
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You may stay on the team, Fabiola,
but under my rule.
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Hot damn, chickadee.
You make my freak flag fly.
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You can't be serious. You're gonna climb
in here after what you did to me today?
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I'm so sorry, Devi.
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- Knew you didn't think I was good enough.
- What? I think you're good enough for me.
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You rejected me in front of your friends.
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- Not because I think I'm better than you.
- Why then?
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I don't know, Devi, maybe because
you humiliated me. Remember?
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I mean, you two-timed me,
and then I got yeeted by a Chevy Volt.
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How am I supposed to publicly
be with the girl who cheated on me.
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and then ruined my swimming career?
The whole school would think I'm a joke.
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When he said it like that,
it kinda made a lot of sense.
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Look, Devi, I like you.
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All right? I really do.
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But we either do this in secret
or not at all.
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So after he publicly swerved you,
he showed up for a sneaky link?
242
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,401
That dog!
243
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,737
Yeah, he said
he'll only be with me in secret.
244
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:03,115
How dare he not treat you
like the Tamil goddess you are?
245
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:06,035
You told him to take his toned ass
straight to hell, right?
246
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:10,414
Totally. I mean, 'cause if I didn't,
that'd be pathetic of me, right?
247
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:14,168
Hi, girls. Take your homework upstairs.
We're gonna need the room.
248
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,753
Why? What's happening?
249
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:19,757
We have to cook a regal feast
for Kamala's proposal dinner tomorrow.
250
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,717
Are we calling it a "proposal dinner"?
251
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,928
We don't have any evidence
to support that.
252
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,054
Oh, sure.
253
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,807
Maybe Prashant's parents
flew halfway around the world
254
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,475
to eat Domino's on our couch
255
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:31,685
and watch Ellen's Game of Games.
256
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:32,978
Stupid child.
257
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,490
Dad? You're in my room?
258
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:50,663
- Did I fall asleep on my homework again?
- Yes. You drooled all over your maths.
259
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,624
I'm happy to see you, but what's up?
260
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:58,629
I feel you could use some fatherly wisdom.
I can tell your heart is a little heavy.
261
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,924
So you know about the Paxton situation?
262
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,427
I do, but it's not good enough for you,
my perfect girl.
263
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,640
You keep calling me that,
but I'm so far from perfect.
264
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,141
I keep messing things up.
265
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,476
I know.
266
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,229
Some of your recent decisions
have been totally wacko.
267
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,524
But just because you've made some mistakes
268
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,776
doesn't mean
you deserve to settle for less.
269
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,196
The Devi I know would never agree
to be someone's secret girlfriend
270
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,281
kept in the shadows.
271
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,617
Maybe I'm different now.
272
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,702
You're not.
273
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,495
I have known you your entire life,
274
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,832
and you've never been the kind of person
who wanted to be hidden away.
275
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,126
Are you disappointed in me?
276
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,377
Of course not.
277
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:42,756
I call you my perfect girl
because you are perfect to me,
278
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,301
not because I expect you
to be perfect all the time.
279
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:48,845
Thanks, Dad.
280
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,307
I miss you.
281
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,225
I am always here.
282
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,992
After her talk
with her dream dad,
283
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,953
Devi knew what she had to do
vis-à-vis Paxton.
284
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:18,876
But of course,
the gods seemed to enjoy
285
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,337
making this as hard as possible for her.
286
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,799
- We need to talk.
- Ahh!
287
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,428
I can't be your secret hookup.
That's not who I am.
288
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,429
Okay?
289
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,266
I want a boyfriend
who'll take me to the dance, hold my hand,
290
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,061
and let me sit in his lap
while we share a chicken sandwich.
291
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,939
That last one was very specific.
292
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,650
I saw Rosalia and Eric do it,
and it seemed nice.
293
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,527
- They make a really good couple.
- They're a great couple.
294
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:52,326
Anyway, I know a lot of this is my fault,
and I'm sorry.
295
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:57,289
But I'm not gonna settle for some
weird secret thing behind closed doors.
296
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,626
I wanna be someone's public girlfriend.
297
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,755
Look, Devi, I get it.
298
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,216
All right? Really, I do,
299
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,927
but I just can't be that for you.
300
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,179
I'm sorry.
301
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,478
Understood.
302
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,104
Well,
303
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,108
thank you for the time we spent together.
304
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,191
You are
305
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,444
very good at kissing.
306
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,699
This might seem
like a sad moment, but not long ago,
307
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,451
this teen had offered up
her virginity to him
308
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,496
like it was a hummus sample
at the grocery store,
309
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:41,625
and now, she was walking away
from an almost-relationship.
310
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,794
I have to say I'm impressed with the kid.
311
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,843
♪ Please don't look at my girlfriend ♪
312
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:54,555
♪ She's the only one
The only one ♪
313
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,474
♪ Please don't look at my girlfriend ♪
314
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:02,229
Remember when we were gonna come tonight
in a sleek limo with sexy boyfriends?
315
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:05,357
But then, here we are.
Single at our first high school dance,
316
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,568
and we arrived
in your stepmom's hatchback.
317
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:11,155
Yeah. I'm really sorry
my dress almost suffocated you.
318
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,866
It really demands more space
than a two-door vehicle.
319
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:14,825
Mmm.
320
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:17,786
And I'm also really sorry
about Paxton, Devi.
321
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,539
- I know you're disappointed.
- Yeah.
322
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,792
But honestly,
I'm psyched that you're my date.
323
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,711
You're a huge step up from Malcolm.
324
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:29,214
He stopped wearing deodorant
after he heard Leo DiCaps doesn't.
325
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,216
His pits were loud!
326
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,927
Hey, guys. Um, did Fabiola come with you?
327
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,180
No, we thought she was coming with you.
328
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,098
No. She told me
she was gonna meet me here,
329
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,184
but they'll hand out
the Cricket Crowns soon,
330
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,643
and she's not texting me back.
331
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,438
Huh. I wonder where she is.
332
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,357
Come on, Gears, come back to me.
333
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:51,236
Maybe you should just oil me down, woman.
334
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,781
Fabiola?
335
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,200
Why are you crying?
336
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,410
It doesn't matter. I'm fine.
337
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:02,790
Honey, your velvet's soaked with tears.
You're not fine.
338
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,002
I just thought
it would be easier after coming out,
339
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,088
but even with the queer girls,
340
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,548
I feel like
I'm constantly trying to fit in.
341
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:15,094
And now the robotics team hates me,
and Gears is a creep.
342
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:20,891
I guess I'm as bad at being a lesbian
as I was a closeted straight person.
343
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,647
I think what you mean is that you're bad
at being Sasha and Eve.
344
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,900
Being gay, you're fine at.
You like girls, right?
345
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,110
Very much so.
346
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:35,030
I had a dream the other night
that Dua Lipa was feeding me grapes.
347
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,615
I've had that dream too.
348
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,201
Jonah? Where'd you come from?
349
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,911
I'm ubiquitous, henny.
350
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,414
Also, my hearing aids
have been specifically tuned to eavesdrop.
351
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:49,169
It's hard after pretending for so long
to finally live your authentic life.
352
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,549
I don't love how straight girls feel like
they can casually call me "bitch" now.
353
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,676
Amen, bitch. Oh.
354
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,472
The whole point of coming out
is to get to be who you are.
355
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,308
And we love who you are.
356
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,145
Exactly.
357
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,607
So, sister, be who you are.
358
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,864
What up, Sherman Oaks?
359
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:24,913
First of all, Zoe and I are so happy
to be back on the dance committee,
360
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,790
after everyone realized that the dance
361
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:30,294
is completely paid for
by my dad's car dealership.
362
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,378
And secondly,
363
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:34,506
in this envelope are the names
of this year's Cricket royalty.
364
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,508
So without further ado,
365
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,929
your Cricket Queen and Cricket Queen are...
366
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,973
Eve Hjelm and Fabiola Torres!
367
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,184
Let's get those sheroes up here.
368
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,188
Where the hell is she at?
369
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,610
I'm here! I'm here.
370
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,740
Okay, gorgeous!
371
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,161
All right, it's time
for the spotlight dance.
372
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:07,247
And just to remind you,
this is, like, historic.
373
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,499
So nobody else dance out of respect, okay?
374
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,211
If you do, you're a bigot.
375
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,634
Those tiaras
are giving me life.
376
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:19,885
Thanks, Gears.
377
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,185
Look, Eve, I have to tell you something.
378
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:30,269
I'm not cool.
379
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,731
I don't know anything about pop culture,
380
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,901
and I don't know how to use
hip phrases like "what's the tea?"
381
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,946
- And I feel unsafe in ripped jeans.
- I know all that.
382
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:42,699
And the only thing I love besides
my family, friends, and you, are robots.
383
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,660
So I don't wanna miss any more practices.
384
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,621
Wait, you love me?
385
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,998
Did I say that out loud?
386
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:55,254
Damn it! Why do I always blurt out
all of my most personal secrets?
387
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,214
I love you too.
388
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:58,966
What?
389
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,385
Not because I care about you being cool.
390
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:05,430
Fabiola, you're the most beautiful person
I've ever met.
391
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,917
- Hello?
- Hi, Paxton.
392
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,617
It's Ms. Warner.
393
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,370
I'm sure you're at the dance,
so I won't keep you.
394
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,998
I was just going over
your end of the semester grades,
395
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,000
and I'm so impressed.
396
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,668
You've really turned it around!
397
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:39,006
Wow, really? So do you think I have
a chance of getting into college?
398
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:42,634
I do. If you keep this up,
you'll have plenty of options.
399
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,052
That's awesome!
400
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:47,931
So it seems like you and Devi
made a pretty good little team there, huh?
401
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,225
Not that I'm trying
to take credit
402
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,852
for your accomplishments here.
403
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,562
Well, maybe just a little.
404
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,647
Have a good time tonight. Bye-bye.
405
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:09,995
♪ I came here alone ♪
406
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:11,955
♪ Just like... ♪
407
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,582
Hey.
408
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,292
Hey!
409
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,502
So...
410
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,173
Thanks again
for the pep talk the other day.
411
00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:23,925
Yeah. No problem.
412
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,428
So, be honest,
413
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,764
were you in the girls' bathroom
to help me,
414
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:31,391
or was it for perv reasons,
and I happened to be there?
415
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,685
Obviously, perv reasons.
I don't care about you.
416
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,897
That's what I thought. I was like,
"Hold on, wait. Ben is sweet?"
417
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,649
- Then I was like, "Nah."
- Yeah, no, I'm a total creep.
418
00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:49,201
So, uh, like, would you maybe want to...
419
00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:51,036
Hey, guys!
420
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:55,123
Ben, you can't be a wallflower all night.
You have to dance with me!
421
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,292
Think of the steps it'll add
to your pedometer.
422
00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:00,003
Yeah, sure. Let's do it.
423
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:04,257
♪ I came here alone ♪
424
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:15,394
Mmm, dinner was lovely.
425
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,355
But what I'm looking forward to
is dessert.
426
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,194
I'm not quite ready for dessert yet.
427
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:27,489
I still have a whole lot of food
on my plate.
428
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,785
I appreciate you wanting to seem like
a dainty eater in front of our guests,
429
00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:35,080
but maybe you can try to eat
more than one pea at a time, Kamala,
430
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:36,957
so that they're not waiting so long.
431
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,917
That's okay. We don't have to rush.
432
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,961
Please, take your time.
433
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,422
Some of us don't have a lot of time left,
434
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,842
and we can't wait forever
for you to slow-eat your matar paneer.
435
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,719
Prashant, have you given a thought
436
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,888
to how many children
you would like to have?
437
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:55,642
You know, you don't have to answer that.
Let me get the dessert first.
438
00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:59,938
No! No, Pati, you sit.
I'll go get the dessert.
439
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:21,293
Ugh! Another slow song?
This is like the third one in a row.
440
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:23,879
Is the DJ trying
to make single people feel like shit?
441
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:25,589
It's Lenny.
442
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:28,925
Eric paid him 20 bucks to only play
slow songs for him and Rosalia.
443
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:31,428
♪ You're broken ♪
444
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,555
♪ I know this... ♪
445
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:34,681
Mmm.
446
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:37,976
BRB.
447
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,732
Aw. Look at our girl. She looks so happy.
448
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:46,693
You know,
I've learned an important lesson.
449
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:49,446
Love is not the same thing
as being starstruck.
450
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,781
I think the right guy for me
will think that...
451
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,700
- You're a star.
- Huh?
452
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:57,913
I saw you in the play.
You were straight-up transcendent, Erica.
453
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,750
It's Eleanor, but thank you.
454
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,586
So like you wanna dance or something?
You could say no.
455
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:09,090
♪...the only one I'm fooling
Is my stupid self ♪
456
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,093
- Really?
- Yeah.
457
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,178
Sick.
458
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:17,807
Devi was thrilled
her most dramatic friend's night
459
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,935
had taken a romantic turn.
460
00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:24,814
But looking at all the happy,
let's face it, horny couples around her,
461
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:27,067
made Devi feel even more alone.
462
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,612
It was time to get the hell out of here.
463
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:33,949
♪ Goes, goes ♪
464
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:37,244
♪ That's how love goes, goes ♪
465
00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:40,539
♪ Goes, goes ♪
466
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,875
♪ That's how love goes, goes ♪
467
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:47,170
♪ Goes, goes ♪
468
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,172
♪ That's how love ♪
469
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,883
♪ Say one day I'll be back ♪
470
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,261
♪ Don't hold your breath ♪
471
00:25:55,887 --> 00:26:01,851
♪ Just know I hold a place
For you always ♪
472
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:07,023
♪ 'Cause that's how love goes, goes ♪
473
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:10,235
♪ That's how love goes, goes ♪
474
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,285
Devi! Oh my God, Devi.
475
00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:21,788
Devi! Devi, are you okay?
476
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,333
I'm so sorry. I didn't see you.
477
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:27,919
You came to the dance.
478
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,879
Anything broken? Did you hit your head?
479
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,423
Did you come to the dance for me?
480
00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:34,634
What? Yeah, obviously!
Now, how many fingers am I holding up?
481
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:37,262
Three. Wait, you came to the dance for me?
482
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:41,057
- Yeah, I came to the dance for you.
- So what does that mean?
483
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,852
Are you sure I shouldn't take you to,
like, a hospital? Or...
484
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:47,606
This dress is really padded. I'm fine.
Are you here as my friend or as my...
485
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,985
Damn, Devi. You're gonna make me say it?
486
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,239
As your boyfriend.
487
00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:59,618
♪ Goes, goes ♪
488
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:02,871
♪ That's how love goes ♪
489
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,415
It's happening! It's happening!
490
00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:08,293
Shit! We've waited so long for this.
491
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:11,504
Sorry, having champagne.
I'll turn my mic off.
492
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:13,798
♪ Yeah ♪
493
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:14,966
♪ Yeah ♪
494
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,678
♪ That's how love goes ♪
495
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:26,811
♪ Whoa ♪
496
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,458
So, shall we dance?
497
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,127
Yeah. Okay.
498
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,892
Are you serious?
Now, you play a fast song?
499
00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:07,394
I will end you, DJ Humanoid!
500
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:10,897
Hey! Hey, hey, it's okay.
We can still slow dance.
501
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:15,443
♪ We're a million miles apart
In a thousand ways ♪
502
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,491
Oh my God, he showed.
503
00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,953
You've gotta be kidding me.
504
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:29,666
Of course, it's him. It's always been him.
505
00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:33,002
What? No, it hasn't.
506
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:36,047
After you took her to Malibu,
she wanted to choose you,
507
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:38,842
but Fab and I talked her out of it.
Sorry about that.
508
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,595
And everything she did to Aneesa
was because she was jealous,
509
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:45,432
'cause she thought you were
hooking up with her at the relay.
510
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:48,893
So just for the record,
it's not always been him.
511
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,438
♪ In the darkest place ♪
512
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,528
So I guess
I'm Paxton Hall-Yoshida's girlfriend now.
513
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:02,323
- Guess so.
- I wonder what that's gonna be like.
514
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,410
♪ Oh, we're just ♪
515
00:29:05,493 --> 00:29:07,245
♪ Just tryna find ourselves ♪
516
00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:09,789
♪ In the storms we chase ♪
517
00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:14,294
♪ Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey ♪
518
00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:16,463
♪ Baby, in and out of summer ♪
519
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:18,339
♪ We could find our way ♪
520
00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:27,474
♪ I, I think about you
Ooh, whoa-whoa, eh ♪
521
00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:31,436
♪ I can't help thinking 'bout ya
I'm always thinking 'bout ya ♪
522
00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:34,981
♪ Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah ♪
523
00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:38,151
♪ S-s-s-say something, say something ♪
524
00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:39,944
♪ Tell me how you're feeling ♪
525
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:44,115
♪ 'Cause love is love, it never ends ♪
526
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:48,787
♪ Can we all be as one again? ♪
527
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:53,082
♪ 'Cause love is love, it never ends ♪
528
00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:57,629
♪ Can we all be as one again? ♪
529
00:29:57,712 --> 00:30:02,175
♪ 'Cause love is love, it never ends ♪
530
00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:06,679
♪ Can we all be as one again? ♪
531
00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:11,100
♪ 'Cause love is love, it never ends ♪
532
00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:13,436
♪ Can we all be... ♪