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♪ Even out in the open, I... ♪
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♪ Even out in the open
I'll wanna sail, sail, sail away ♪
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♪ Walking through foreign life ♪
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♪ Walking out looking all right ♪
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♪ Pulling my strings, shoveling my way ♪
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Uh, can we do another round?
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Wow. That's your fifth Bloody Mary.
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Hey, my team just got back from
our first international design mission
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and I've earned some fun.
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How are you not drunk?
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It takes a lot. I was born
with a crazy amount of red blood cells.
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The doctor said my blood's so thick
my type is Jell-O positive.
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Benji, your friends rule.
Why don't we do this more often?
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We do, but your schedules are crazy.
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Yeah, Steve's a bit of an early riser.
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Uh, yeah, you insisted
we do this brunch at 9:00.
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We have two hours to kill
before our next brunch.
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You know, we should re-commit
to more post-noon socializing.
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Strangely enough, an old friend
invited me to a party today. Should we go?
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Do you know Chasten Barkley?
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Uh, yeah, his parties are infamous.
You're friends with a billionaire?
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Well, when I first moved to WeHo,
we were inseparable,
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but I haven't talked to him in...
Wow, a decade. Are the parties fun?
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Eh. Not really our vibe. Ours is more,
"Let's get high and watch Chicago."
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Theirs is more like,
"Let's bleach our teeth and our assholes."
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Um, Steve, are you sure about this party?
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You don't have to impress me.
I'm not sure it's your scene.
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But it used to be. I've been unplugged
from my amazing community for too long.
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It's time to plug back in
and show up for old friends, you know?
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Oh, there's one now. Hey, Twink!
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Oh, hey, girl! That's my job daddy.
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Right? Anyway, don't let me
keep you from your hollandaise.
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- Just having a union meeting over here.
- Drag queens have a union?
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You've lived in WeHo so long
and yet you know so little.
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IDP Local 69 reps drag queens,
singing telegrams,
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and weirdly, the guy in the firehouse
who makes the chili.
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The secret ingredient is dignity.
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Wow, this is not what I expected.
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When I knew him, he was a pale temp
with a carpeted sublet.
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Remind me, what's the name of his company?
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- Honestly?
- Yeah.
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No, his company is called "Honestly?"
With a question mark.
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They make sustainable beauty products
that are unsustainable on my salary.
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Oh, my God. Steve!
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Wow! Chasten, I barely recognized you.
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You look great.
Oh, this is my boyfriend, Benji.
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Fun. So rude, but can I borrow you
for a second? We have to catch up.
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Bevin, why don't you
hit the carving station?
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The beef is naturally lean,
just like Steve.
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Chasten, this is the nicest house
I've ever seen,
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but can I ask,
why do you have two telescopes?
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Ask Chris Pine
why he has two outdoor showers.
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Call me Aerosmith
'cause I don't wanna miss a thing.
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Tequila soda?
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Sorry, I cannot get over your glow up.
Your skin is shimmering.
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Oh, stop it. It's boring.
Exercise, diet, plasma from an orphan.
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Who cares? You haven't changed a bit.
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I'm so glad you came because I need
a favor. Patrick, headphones up.
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I need your help.
My assistant, Patrick, has gone missing.
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No, that's Patrick #6.
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Patrick #5 has disappeared and I'm scared.
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But Chasten, I'm an interior designer.
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Unless Patrick is lost
in a poorly laid-out great room,
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I don't think I can help. I mean, why me?
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Oh, simple, because you're a spy.
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What? How do you...
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Honey, back in 2011,
all we did was go out,
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bitch about work
and slurp pitchers of Skinnygirl margs.
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Once in a while, you blacked out.
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I was supposed to be
saving the world. Pew pew!
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But then I told my James Bond school
that I'm gay and now I'm James Nobody!
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I love you!
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- Yeah, I was skipping dinner a lot.
- But you and I looked out for each other.
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It's lonely for young gays
like Patrick now,
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especially if what
they really wanna do is act.
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- Thank God we never wanted that.
- Thank God.
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I went to the WeHo sheriff,
but they're dragging their feet
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and I don't know where else to turn.
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Can you get them to take this seriously?
We're only as strong as our community.
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If we don't have
each other's backs, who will?
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Chasten, you're right.
We were all Patricks once.
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What's the point of saving the world
if I can't help out in my own backyard?
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This Patrick
will give you all our files.
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Steve, if anyone can save
the better Patrick, it's you.
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I know Gyenorvya was
an eye-opening experience for all of us.
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It's always a lot for couples
when one gets kidnapped
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and the other reveals they're a spy.
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It's one of the most common reasons
for divorce. How are you two holding up?
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When Pam was taken,
I felt just like when our dog, Blanche,
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threw up on my road atlas. Totally lost.
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Learning about Deb's real job
has been scary,
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but I believe together,
two people can get through anything.
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You got a partner, V?
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Why the fuck would you ask me
about my partner? What do you know?
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I... I just meant, are you single?
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Uh, sorry, V. Pam's a child psychologist
and she just can't help but ask questions.
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Well, today isn't about me.
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You two are here because a civilian knows
about one of my agent's secret identity.
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Deb, unless Pam can prove
the Agency can trust her, you're out.
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Look, I'm not trying
to be overly hard on anyone.
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I, too, know what it's like to get
a bombshell about your partner.
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One that turns your life upside down.
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Are you talking about us, or the person
in that photo you're holding?
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You want to talk about it?
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I'm no therapist,
but I feel like when people say stuff
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while they're holding a photo,
it's usually about the photo.
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Let's begin the testing!
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- Another gin and diet tonic, no ice.
- Anthony?
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Benji? Wow. Also, it's Antoni now.
Like the smart one on Queer Eye.
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Where have you been?
I haven't seen you forever.
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- We're all worried about you.
- Don't be, I'm killing it.
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Last night at 3:00 a.m., a stranger
gave me an audition for Skinny Justice,
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so that job's basically mine.
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Do you know Chasten Barkley?
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Nah, I sneak in to stuff like this
for the drugs and silverware.
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There you are. So sorry.
Chasten wanted some one-on-one time.
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Oh, it's fine.
Steve, this is Antoni. He's an old friend.
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Oh, my God! So great to meet
another one of Benji's friends.
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Hey! Where'd all the silverware go?
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Steve, nice to meet you.
Gotta run. I'm gonna mingle.
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Well, don't go
in the pool, you'll rust!
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I hope he's gonna be okay.
So how was the fabulous Mr. Barkley?
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Oh, he asked me
to do some design work for him.
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Even at a party,
you manage to find work to do.
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You truly have a gift, Steve.
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Well, it's Chasten's... Moroccan tiles.
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Turns out they aren't Moroccan.
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So now his whole vision
for the foyer is at risk.
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Oh. Wow, that's actually really serious.
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Sinful child! I know it was you
who stole the monk's shrimp toast!
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Stat! Glad you're here.
A fellow workaholic. Want to work a case?
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Not really.
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It's a pretty juicy one.
Missing person, distraught billionaire,
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multiple boys with the same name, Patrick.
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- Any chance of demonic possession?
- You tell me.
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Ugh. Who compiled this?
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Did your Nana print
a Bing search at the prison library?
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How do you know my Nana's in...
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Can you please do your magic
and get me Patrick #5's digital footprint?
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God will drop you
on the rocks, shattering you like a clam.
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Uh, what are you watching?
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It's called Cobblestones.
It's a Gyenorvyan soap opera.
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It's only on the Christmas Internet...
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I'll never understand
the stuff you like, Stat.
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Wait, look. The last text he sent.
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"Meeting with a producer,
fingers crossed."
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And then his GPS goes dark.
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Once the sheriff's department sees this,
they'll have to open a case,
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and I'll be a gay hero.
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Thanks for the intel, Stat.
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Enjoy your stupid TV show
that I don't understand.
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I would love to hear
about Cobblestones.
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It's about this tight-knit town
where the Devil owns the only factory
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and makes bad workers blind
and ghosts have sex with nuns.
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Wow. Is your town tight-knit?
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West Hollywood? It is filled
with gay men who wear tight knits.
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Maybe you could show me around.
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Can't you download
satellite footage of it?
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Yes,
but I want to see it with you.
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Deb will kill me if I get 'Ru towed.
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Let's see, "No quarter-hour parking
until half-past beginning
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of permit parking permitted."
I think I'm good.
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As you can see, Sheriff Globuchar,
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this proves Chasten's assistant
Patrick was the victim of foul play.
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Well, aren't you
just a concerned little citizen?
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I just assumed the sheriff's department
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would wanna know
when its citizens are in danger.
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I'll add it to the pile, but no promises.
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I mean, look at all these
parade float licenses I have to sign.
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Isn't Patrick more important?
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Look, I want to help,
but there's not a lot I can do
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when your community preys on itself.
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Patrick is probably just shacked up
with some rich sugar daddy.
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But the evidence...
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Detective Gosch, would you be so kind
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as to escort our frazzled friend here
from the building?
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Unbelievable. I'm just trying to do
what's right. I'm a gay Samaritan.
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Hope to see you at Pride!
Free Citibank beads on me.
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What? I read the signs!
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Yeah, the city
makes them confusing on purpose.
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Don't the police have
better things to do than tow cars?
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That's business.
Parking tickets pay to keep the lights on.
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Well, how am I supposed to get home?
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Just install WeHo's
new scooter app, Scootloop.
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Gay people get their first mile free.
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Ugh, why does this app need my weight?
That seems rude.
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Hey, handsome. My name is Toluca Lake.
Patrick was my roommate.
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If you want to know
what really happened to him, hop in.
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You must have sensed
the determination pouring out of me.
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I'll take any lead I can get.
How'd you and Patrick meet?
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In acting class.
He was looking for a roommate
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and I was looking for someone
to pay to live in my crawl space.
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It was perfect timing,
just like meeting you.
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How did you know I'd be there?
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WeHo is a small town.
That's why when we lose someone, it hurts.
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- Do you think I should take Melrose?
- Aren't we going in circles?
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Yes, just like me
and the sheriff's department.
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I told them Patrick
was the third boy in my class
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to go to a secret rave
and never come back.
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A secret rave?
They didn't have those when I was younger.
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Or maybe I just wasn't invited.
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It changes locations every month,
and there are powerful producers there.
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When you're desperate, you'll do anything.
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Like when I did an episode
of Guy's Grocery Games.
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I'm so sorry.
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This is the last message
I have from Patrick. It's my only clue.
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Oh, my God, he's dead?
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No, he played "Dead Barista"
on Criminal Minds.
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Turn it over.
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Bay of Pigs?
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Find that party and you find Patrick
and the missing boys.
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All this darkness under the surface.
WeHo needs a good facial.
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- When will I see you again?
- I don't know.
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Because of an accident
with the meat slicer,
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they say my episode
of Guy's Grocery Games may never air.
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Pam, remember,
you can stop the test whenever you want,
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and we can walk out of here. Screw my job.
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You're sweet, but this looks fun.
Like a ropes course with stakes!
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Begin.
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That's one hell of a partner you've got.
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Deb, promise me you'll never
take Caryn for granted. I mean, Pam!
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Caryn? V, what in the heck
is going on with you?
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You've been saying a lot of subtext today.
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I wish I knew.
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All right, bring out the jumper cables.
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So this place is the home
of the pastrami taco
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and where the actress who played Bambi
overdosed on dancing pills.
228
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Her body was still dancing
days after and... Shit!
229
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Ugh.
230
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- Fucking traffic.
- Stat, is this better?
231
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:08,204
Whoa. Did you just do that?
232
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Yes. Ever since you freed me
from the mine,
233
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I have felt stronger, more myself.
Thank you for that gift.
234
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:18,297
Shut up, but also, like, thanks?
235
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:22,426
Uh, what else can you control? ATMs?
236
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:33,521
- Pigdick! God, I hate Scootloops!
- Maybe I can do something.
237
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,357
That's unusual.
238
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,276
I detect that the Scootloop app
has military-level encryption,
239
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and the WeHo sheriff's department
controls it.
240
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:45,908
But cops already have cars, bikes,
and horses to ride and have sex with.
241
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,202
Why would they need to control scooters?
242
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- Thanks for agreeing to meet.
- Obviously, I love Benji.
243
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,043
Also, you said I could order
whatever I want and didn't have to pay.
244
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,380
Can I also have 30 butters in a to-go bag?
245
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,263
- So, the reason I emailed...
- Wait.
246
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,717
Do you, like, wanna film me
eating all this food?
247
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,821
It's fine, but you should
really throw me some money.
248
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,139
No. I just thought you'd maybe know
about the Bay of Pigs party?
249
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,283
Oh.
250
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:13,352
- For sure. I go every month.
- Do you know where it is this month?
251
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:16,522
No. I mean, they text out a location
a few hours before.
252
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:21,110
- I can let you know, as a favor to Benji.
- Thanks. You're a good guy, Antoni.
253
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,945
Hey, who stole our doorknobs?
254
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,572
Whoops. Gotta scoot.
255
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:30,619
- Damn. My free trial expired.
- Here. You can use my account.
256
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,634
It's done. The only thing
Maryweather's gonna be looking for now
257
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are his hands and feet,
because he exploded.
258
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:54,643
The final test. Would Pam take a bullet
to keep your secrets?
259
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,979
Shit. I can't watch.
260
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,322
You! Administer the final test!
261
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,369
You passed! I love you, babe!
262
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,580
Ugh. I...
263
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:15,789
I need some air.
264
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,376
Did you see V freeze up
when she went for the gun?
265
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:24,048
What is up? She's like the menu
in a dark restaurant, hard to read.
266
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:27,885
Well, you know me. I always bring
my cheaters and a flashlight.
267
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,470
Mary, I'm positive.
268
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:33,057
If that Scootloop exploded,
it's because the sheriff wanted it to.
269
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,516
And it was under my name.
270
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,062
The sheriff wants me dead 'cause I'm close
to finding out about the missing boys.
271
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:41,732
Wait, does the Agency know about this?
Why are we even doing this mission?
272
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:45,152
We're the only ones who can help.
Isn't that why you joined the Agency?
273
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:48,155
To root out corruption?
To make the world a better place?
274
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:51,075
To save lives?
We have to answer the call of duty, Buck.
275
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:55,704
Answered the call of duty 15 minutes ago.
I'm duty-free, sister.
276
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,666
These abductions
are happening at the Bay of Pigs.
277
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,669
Ooh. I went to that once
when it was at the city dump.
278
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,754
Honey, it looked like the set from Cats.
279
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,090
And when I tell you
the girls were meowing...
280
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,676
Our only lead for an invite is dead now.
281
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,178
Fuck! Benji's gonna be devastated.
282
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,265
- Oh, yeah!
- It's Antoni's phone.
283
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,602
"Bay of Pigs tonight
at the Mulholland Reservoir."
284
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,896
"The theme is Cops and Hoggers."
285
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,940
We need to infiltrate this party, guys,
286
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,859
and stop whoever's abducting
these vulnerable young gays.
287
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,861
My money's on the Church of Scientology.
288
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:31,198
They love an empty skull almost
as much as my giant hermit crabs do.
289
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:36,036
Well done, Pam, you're cleared.
Now... What are you doing?
290
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,122
Why couldn't you reach for that gun?
291
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:41,291
V, we can both see something
is eating away at you.
292
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,836
Trust me. Trust Pam.
293
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,797
Ever since I left the field, uh...
294
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,508
I've been afraid to touch a weapon.
295
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:53,053
Post-traumatic stress disorder
is common in your line of work.
296
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:57,099
Sure, but this is something more,
like a mental block.
297
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,226
I'm missing important memories, too.
298
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,020
It's okay to be forgetful.
299
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,230
Shit, if Pam doesn't
write something down...
300
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,857
That's not it, damn it!
301
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:09,778
In Gyenorvya, the princess
asked about my old partner, Caryn.
302
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:14,867
But I have no memory of Caryn.
How can a partner just be erased?
303
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:19,997
In my experience as a therapist
and unlicensed masseuse,
304
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,332
people carry
stressful memories in their back.
305
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:26,295
Ain't that the truth. Before I met Pam,
I was five inches shorter.
306
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,048
I've developed a treatment
using spine walking
307
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,966
to release buried memories.
308
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,593
I call it chiromancy.
309
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:36,513
At this point,
I'll try anything. I'm ready.
310
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,515
Walk on me, Pamela.
311
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,320
It's bullshit
Stat didn't have to come but I did.
312
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,614
Stat can't swim.
She thinks swimming is fake.
313
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:56,825
Guys, look.
Those are real guns and real cops.
314
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,537
They're with the sheriff.
We're close. I'm texting Chasten.
315
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,332
- Hi, bitch!
- Do you know them?
316
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,501
Mmm-hmm. From being gay and small.
317
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,421
Oh, my God, Brandon? Brendan?
318
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,923
Oh, my God, it's happening.
319
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,929
They're being sucked into a tube.
320
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,892
- I'm going in, right?
- In your dreams, Thicc Van Dyke.
321
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,229
Buck, initiate
sausage distraction protocols.
322
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,772
Uh, gladly.
323
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,775
Soak it in, boys!
324
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:41,370
I'm a stunning icon in flight!
325
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,916
Amelia Earhart, eat your ass out!
326
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:57,219
This is Skinny Justice, episode 193,
scene five, take one, action.
327
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:01,390
The time portal is closed.
We'll never save New Osmosis City.
328
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,938
Please. We've been filming
for three days straight. We need a break.
329
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:11,525
Well, how about you try the Writers Room?
330
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:15,779
No, not the Writers Room!
Please just kill me instead!
331
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,824
- Can you believe this, Twink?
- I know!
332
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,909
I'd be such a better time portal guy.
333
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,830
No! We're in international waters
because the WeHo sheriff is stealing gays
334
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,957
to make non-union superhero TV.
335
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,293
This must be the job Patrick #5 booked.
336
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:35,716
Hey! No phones on set!
You two are up next!
337
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:39,845
Read the prompter!
338
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:43,307
"Let me show you around Neptune base."
339
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:46,310
You know what? I'm sorry.
I can't build a character from nothing.
340
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,103
Just read it, Twink. Stall.
341
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,856
Wait, I recognize him. Cut!
342
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,651
Sheriff Globuchar. I knew it.
343
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,362
Well, if it isn't nosy Nancy.
344
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:01,825
- Congrats on booking Skinny Justice.
- It was you exploiting the community!
345
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:06,622
It's 2021. The one thing more precious
than drugs, oil or baby food?
346
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:11,585
Content. Welcome to
my streaming platform!
347
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,836
You're insane.
348
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:17,549
Quibi sounded insane, but now
it's the most successful company ever.
349
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,677
Is it so crazy to mine
WeHo's most valuable resource,
350
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,137
hot wannabe actors?
351
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,389
Take the most desperate ones,
pump 'em full of speed
352
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,975
and make 'em act 24/7 till they die?
353
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,101
Yes. That's crazy.
354
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:31,063
It's a small price to pay
to keep the city of WeHo safe.
355
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:34,358
It's a tax.
You even donated set decoration.
356
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,068
Subaru McLanahan!
357
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:57,965
There's no stopping
America's addiction to Peak TV.
358
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,801
We're done bingeing. Time to purge.
359
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,768
Hey, look how big that boat is!
360
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,771
Anybody over there like champagne?
361
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,483
Chasten! Oh, thank God for rich people.
362
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:21,376
I don't think this is work...
363
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:35,502
Oh, my God! I remember Caryn!
364
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:39,798
I'm sorry, V.
This last one, it's so tight!
365
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,634
Let me try...
366
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,387
Start wiping her.
367
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:49,057
If we wipe this deep, V won't
just forget her last mission with Caryn.
368
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,642
She'll forget Caryn entirely.
369
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:51,810
- Good.
- Wait!
370
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:56,023
Oh, my God. The AIA wiped my memory.
371
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,900
Dirk, you Clorox motherfucker!
372
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:09,536
Patrick! Oh, Chasten will be so happy.
373
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:11,705
Wait, Chasten sent you?
374
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:14,916
Yes, he was so worried. But now
you'll be back with him in no time.
375
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,129
Oh, God. Don't send me back there.
It's much worse.
376
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:22,466
At least here
I got to use my degree from NYU.
377
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,010
That's enough, Patrick.
378
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:27,888
Toluca? Wait, do you work for Chasten?
379
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:34,644
Do you know what your problem's
always been, Stevie? You're too trusting.
380
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:37,272
It's cute. Thanks for all the boys!
381
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,984
Come on. Honestly?
382
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,698
Chasten tricked me.
He wants those boys for something
383
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,492
and we just eliminated his competition.
384
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:52,120
I've never liked Chasten.
His company doesn't do free samples.
385
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,204
It's diabolical.
386
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:57,376
You know, Honestly? has been trying
to recruit me as a hacker for years.
387
00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:58,919
Maybe it's time I respond.
388
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:02,506
Really? Yes, do it!
Thank God you're dark-web famous.
389
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:05,759
Hey, where's Mom? I mean Mom. I mean Deb.
390
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:09,137
V's debriefing her and Pam.
Those two almost lost everything.
391
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,099
We can't take the people
who matter to us for granted.
392
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:24,736
Poor, sweet, dumb Antoni,
blown up by a scooter.
393
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,697
- What a freak accident.
- Yeah.
394
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,992
Let's just hope there's meaning
to be found in his tragic demise.
395
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:35,080
Yeah, but there isn't.
It was just a crazy random accident.
396
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:39,167
We can't learn anything from it,
other than, I guess, life is random,
397
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,711
and death even more random?
398
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:46,299
Yeah. Random.
399
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:53,056
Wow.
Do you bring your friends here?
400
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,058
No. You're the first.
401
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:59,688
Oh. Doubt is
but grain for the Devil's millstone!
402
00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:03,150
Shrimp Christ cursed us angels
to be formless.
403
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:08,363
But that I'm not in a body only means
I have more light to shine on you, child!
404
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,658
I like that angel, 'cause sometimes
I want to be a fleck of light
405
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,702
instead of stuck here in meatspace.
406
00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:18,415
Yes, but I understand why the Nun
wishes she could see the spirit.
407
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:20,959
May I... show you what I look like?
408
00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,174
Whoa.
409
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:30,302
Hey, do you want to like...
410
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:33,930
Yes. Yes, very much.
411
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:39,060
♪ Take me over the moon ♪
412
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:43,523
♪ Say if it's too much, too soon ♪
413
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:47,611
♪ Alien cover girl vibing ♪
414
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:54,326
♪ Step on your hand so you stay ♪
415
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:58,246
♪ It's so convincing that way ♪
416
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:02,751
♪ Ever look out from the island? ♪
417
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:07,172
♪ I know it's so hard to hide in ♪