1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,624 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:01,625 --> 00:00:02,962 - Mom! Kevin! - Hey. 3 00:00:02,963 --> 00:00:04,996 What's up, buddy? What do you say? Get me up high. 4 00:00:04,997 --> 00:00:06,305 There it is. 5 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:08,007 Stay the hell away from my wife. 6 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:11,077 She is her daddy's world. 7 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:13,579 I want more for her than you can offer her. 8 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:16,583 I will do everything I can to stop this. 9 00:00:20,255 --> 00:00:23,558 I did have a really nice time tonight. 10 00:00:23,559 --> 00:00:25,126 Okay. 11 00:00:25,127 --> 00:00:27,753 - You can come inside for a water. - All right. 12 00:00:27,754 --> 00:00:29,105 - A water. - Uh-huh. 13 00:00:31,576 --> 00:00:33,877 Every part of my body aches like death right now. 14 00:00:33,878 --> 00:00:35,045 Do you want to have sex? 15 00:00:35,046 --> 00:00:37,147 And I'm cured. You're a witch. 16 00:00:38,950 --> 00:00:39,983 All right. 17 00:00:39,984 --> 00:00:41,918 Okay, you can look. 18 00:00:41,919 --> 00:00:43,220 Schwing. 19 00:00:44,889 --> 00:00:47,324 Stop. That's my spot. Stop. 20 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:49,926 Okay, what's the safe word? 21 00:00:49,927 --> 00:00:51,494 Uh, spatula? 22 00:00:51,495 --> 00:00:53,063 Oh! 23 00:00:55,299 --> 00:00:57,834 Mm. 24 00:00:57,835 --> 00:00:59,736 Wait. 25 00:00:59,737 --> 00:01:02,138 Promise me we'll always be hot for each other. 26 00:01:02,139 --> 00:01:05,275 Easiest promise I'll ever make. 27 00:01:22,326 --> 00:01:25,428 Not even if you paid me in gold. 28 00:01:45,154 --> 00:01:48,390 You are... insatiable. 29 00:01:48,391 --> 00:01:49,791 Only for you. 30 00:01:49,792 --> 00:01:51,460 Mm. 31 00:01:53,963 --> 00:01:56,031 I really want to. 32 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:58,233 But I promised my mom 33 00:01:58,234 --> 00:02:00,235 I would have brunch with her. 34 00:02:00,236 --> 00:02:02,704 Oh... 35 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,039 Killed the mood. 36 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,608 - Sorry. - Killed the mood. 37 00:02:09,011 --> 00:02:10,745 Do you think 38 00:02:10,746 --> 00:02:13,014 you could maybe drop me off at my parents'? 39 00:02:13,015 --> 00:02:15,450 'Cause Jenny has my car. 40 00:02:15,451 --> 00:02:17,486 Please? 41 00:02:17,487 --> 00:02:19,554 Come on. It's 20 minutes away. 42 00:02:19,555 --> 00:02:21,223 Yeah, no, it... No, it's fine. 43 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:23,925 It's not that. I just, um... 44 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:26,895 I don't think your parents really approve of me 45 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,898 after that first dinner at the club. 46 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:32,300 - What? - I just... 47 00:02:32,301 --> 00:02:34,927 Think I was talking about myself too much. 48 00:02:34,928 --> 00:02:36,920 Jack, you never talk about yourself. 49 00:02:36,921 --> 00:02:38,889 I loved it. 50 00:02:40,343 --> 00:02:41,843 Okay. 51 00:02:41,844 --> 00:02:43,345 Okay, okay, fine, I'll give you a ride. 52 00:02:43,346 --> 00:02:44,503 But I just want you to know, 53 00:02:44,504 --> 00:02:47,130 there is no such thing as a free brunch. 54 00:03:03,888 --> 00:03:05,355 Dad, come on. Let's go. 55 00:03:05,356 --> 00:03:08,083 Whoa! Randall, you're-you're like a ninja. 56 00:03:08,084 --> 00:03:09,626 - Get dressed. I got to go to school. - Oh. 57 00:03:09,627 --> 00:03:11,085 It's 6:00 a.m., bud. 58 00:03:11,086 --> 00:03:13,161 I want to get there early to talk to Mr. Lawrence. 59 00:03:13,162 --> 00:03:14,229 He gave me a book to read. 60 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:15,424 - Mr. Lawrence again. - Oh, yeah? 61 00:03:15,425 --> 00:03:16,524 Mr. Lawrence give you the book 62 00:03:16,525 --> 00:03:18,027 - about the tickle monster? - Stop. Dad, stop! Stop. 63 00:03:18,028 --> 00:03:19,276 - Tickle monster is... - Oh, my God. 64 00:03:19,277 --> 00:03:21,512 Something died in your mouth. 65 00:03:21,513 --> 00:03:23,441 - Oh, did it? - Go brush your teeth. 66 00:03:23,442 --> 00:03:25,267 - Come on. Let's go. - You know what, 67 00:03:25,268 --> 00:03:26,517 I think, uh... 68 00:03:26,518 --> 00:03:28,593 I think I want to meet this Mr. Lawrence. 69 00:03:28,594 --> 00:03:30,581 He's made quite an impression on you. 70 00:03:30,582 --> 00:03:32,517 Parent-teacher conferences are next month. 71 00:03:32,518 --> 00:03:34,719 Or today. 72 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:35,786 - Yeah. - Okay? 73 00:03:35,787 --> 00:03:37,321 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 74 00:03:39,391 --> 00:03:41,158 Mr. Lawrence. 75 00:03:41,159 --> 00:03:43,127 Randall. 76 00:03:43,128 --> 00:03:45,196 This is the latest you've ever been early. 77 00:03:50,171 --> 00:03:52,606 Uh, Korey Lawrence, 78 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:53,807 Randall's English teacher. 79 00:03:53,808 --> 00:03:55,275 Jack Pearson, Randall's father. 80 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:57,677 I've heard a lot of great things about you. 81 00:03:57,678 --> 00:03:59,913 Oh. Well, uh, 82 00:03:59,914 --> 00:04:02,482 your son is a very curious young man. 83 00:04:02,483 --> 00:04:05,185 He asks a lot of questions, yeah. 84 00:04:06,587 --> 00:04:09,656 So, how's Notes of a Native Son going? 85 00:04:09,657 --> 00:04:11,625 Great. When James Baldwin was ten, 86 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,560 he wrote a play his teacher directed. 87 00:04:13,561 --> 00:04:15,929 Hey. You got a director. 88 00:04:15,930 --> 00:04:17,564 Now you just need to write a play, right? 89 00:04:19,901 --> 00:04:22,035 - Hey, it was really nice to meet you. - Yeah. 90 00:04:22,036 --> 00:04:23,970 You have a very special kid here. 91 00:04:23,971 --> 00:04:26,206 I agree. 92 00:04:26,207 --> 00:04:28,308 Randall, your mom's gonna pick you up today. 93 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:29,376 Okay. 94 00:04:29,377 --> 00:04:30,544 Love you. 95 00:04:30,545 --> 00:04:33,113 So... 96 00:04:33,114 --> 00:04:34,714 ... how far did you get? 97 00:04:34,715 --> 00:04:37,784 - "The Harlem Ghetto". - Ah, yeah. 98 00:04:40,455 --> 00:04:42,556 Wilkins is freezing me out. 99 00:04:42,557 --> 00:04:45,292 Yeah, well, you did cancel on him twice. 100 00:04:45,293 --> 00:04:46,693 Screw it. I'm going over there. 101 00:04:46,694 --> 00:04:49,019 - To say what? - I'm gonna ask him 102 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:51,264 if I vote for his housing bill... with revisions... 103 00:04:51,265 --> 00:04:54,768 whether he'll support my grocery store in the food desert. 104 00:04:54,769 --> 00:04:56,303 Actually, no. I'm gonna tell him. 105 00:04:56,304 --> 00:04:58,472 - Yeah, you are. - Yeah. 106 00:04:58,473 --> 00:05:00,974 - Yeah... - Yeah. 107 00:05:00,975 --> 00:05:02,843 - Come on. - Mm. 108 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,744 No, no, no. I'm telling you, I'm up 109 00:05:04,745 --> 00:05:06,808 five after nine, right, and then the back tightens. 110 00:05:06,809 --> 00:05:08,715 And I still had to swi... 111 00:05:08,716 --> 00:05:10,917 Morning, gentlemen. 112 00:05:10,918 --> 00:05:13,220 Sorry to interrupt the golf banter. 113 00:05:13,221 --> 00:05:16,490 Councilman, if this conversation is gonna start or end 114 00:05:16,491 --> 00:05:19,345 with the words "affordable groceries" or "food desert", 115 00:05:19,346 --> 00:05:20,513 you can keep walking. 116 00:05:21,532 --> 00:05:24,391 Actually, um, Councilman, no. 117 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,983 Uh... 118 00:05:25,984 --> 00:05:27,742 I know I had to cancel on you twice, 119 00:05:27,743 --> 00:05:29,277 and I wanted to make it up to you. 120 00:05:29,278 --> 00:05:31,680 So, um, 121 00:05:31,681 --> 00:05:34,515 if you ever wanted to get onto Stillbrooke, 122 00:05:34,516 --> 00:05:35,641 I have an in. 123 00:05:35,642 --> 00:05:37,886 - Stillbrooke? - Two-month wait for a tee time. 124 00:05:37,887 --> 00:05:40,321 And, of course, Pearson has an in. 125 00:05:40,322 --> 00:05:41,589 Ha-ha-ha. 126 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:44,459 Yes, 'cause I'm a carpetbagger with rich friends, 127 00:05:44,460 --> 00:05:47,162 and you men of principle don't want any part of that. 128 00:05:47,163 --> 00:05:48,930 My offer stands. 129 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,899 It was nice talking to you. 130 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:53,268 Well, what about today? 131 00:05:54,336 --> 00:05:55,971 Today? 132 00:05:55,972 --> 00:05:57,539 - I'll make a call. - Hmm. 133 00:05:57,540 --> 00:05:59,774 We could use a fourth. 134 00:05:59,775 --> 00:06:03,978 Thanks, but, uh, golf's not really my bag. 135 00:06:05,514 --> 00:06:07,515 Golf. Bag. 136 00:06:07,516 --> 00:06:08,917 Um, do you still want me? 137 00:06:08,918 --> 00:06:10,485 Oh, we do now. 138 00:06:10,486 --> 00:06:12,687 Ours is a money game. 139 00:06:12,688 --> 00:06:15,356 All right. 140 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,361 Oh, God. 141 00:06:21,931 --> 00:06:24,099 Just... 142 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:25,300 Uh... 143 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:26,801 Eh. 144 00:06:26,802 --> 00:06:28,470 Mm... 145 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,971 Okay, what's wrong? 146 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:31,906 Eh. Aw, I'm just... 147 00:06:31,907 --> 00:06:33,508 I'm creeping on my ex. 148 00:06:33,509 --> 00:06:34,776 Ugh. 149 00:06:34,777 --> 00:06:36,010 What's that even mean? 150 00:06:36,011 --> 00:06:38,012 Oh. Uh... 151 00:06:38,013 --> 00:06:40,315 I'm Internet stalking her. 152 00:06:41,617 --> 00:06:42,817 God, you're old. 153 00:06:45,521 --> 00:06:47,388 It's my-my ex, Zoe. 154 00:06:47,389 --> 00:06:50,482 Uh, her documentary won a prize at this Rome film festival, 155 00:06:50,483 --> 00:06:52,093 and she's posted all these photos. 156 00:06:52,094 --> 00:06:53,928 And every single one, she's with this hot guy. 157 00:06:53,929 --> 00:06:55,230 See that? 158 00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:56,831 What do you think of that? Just friends? 159 00:06:56,832 --> 00:06:58,733 - Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. - Yeah? 160 00:06:58,734 --> 00:06:59,901 Yeah. 161 00:06:59,902 --> 00:07:01,402 But they're also having sex. 162 00:07:01,403 --> 00:07:02,495 Aw. 163 00:07:02,496 --> 00:07:04,163 - What is this... - What are... Whoa, whoa, whoa. 164 00:07:04,164 --> 00:07:05,588 - No, no, no. What are you doing? - I'm trying to make 165 00:07:05,589 --> 00:07:07,432 - the picture bigger. What... - Well, you didn't make it bigger. 166 00:07:07,433 --> 00:07:09,292 You touched the heart, man. You touched the heart. 167 00:07:09,293 --> 00:07:11,251 - Now she knows I'm stalking her. - What's your problem? 168 00:07:11,252 --> 00:07:13,277 - I look like an... What's my problem? - Yeah. 169 00:07:13,278 --> 00:07:15,379 Everything here sucks. That's my problem. 170 00:07:16,485 --> 00:07:18,052 You know, 171 00:07:18,053 --> 00:07:21,189 you don't need to stick around here for my court hearing. 172 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:22,957 Yeah, no, I really do need 173 00:07:22,958 --> 00:07:24,425 to stick around here for your court hearing. 174 00:07:24,426 --> 00:07:26,361 I told your vet counselor that I would. 175 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:27,629 Which means... 176 00:07:27,630 --> 00:07:30,698 a few more weeks. 177 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:36,070 Let's do something though. You know? 178 00:07:36,071 --> 00:07:38,030 You want to go in... You want to go for a hike? 179 00:07:38,031 --> 00:07:40,308 - I've had more than enough hikes with you, kid. - Okay. 180 00:07:40,309 --> 00:07:42,110 Here we go. 181 00:07:42,111 --> 00:07:43,845 Go to a meeting, Kevin. 182 00:07:43,846 --> 00:07:46,047 Yeah, thanks. Just went to a meeting. 183 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:47,949 Go to another one. 184 00:08:01,071 --> 00:08:02,738 Oh. 185 00:08:02,739 --> 00:08:05,441 Relax. It's okay. 186 00:08:06,476 --> 00:08:09,178 Hey, Mr. Malone. 187 00:08:09,179 --> 00:08:11,080 You, uh... 188 00:08:11,081 --> 00:08:12,515 going out to play some golf? 189 00:08:12,516 --> 00:08:14,717 No, no. I'm just gonna go hit some balls. 190 00:08:14,718 --> 00:08:16,185 Do you play? 191 00:08:17,187 --> 00:08:18,254 Not really. 192 00:08:18,255 --> 00:08:19,713 I mean, 193 00:08:19,714 --> 00:08:22,871 sometimes I'll do a twilight round over at Swenson. 194 00:08:22,872 --> 00:08:25,328 Oh. You want to join me? 195 00:08:25,329 --> 00:08:27,763 You know what, I got a lot of errands today. 196 00:08:27,764 --> 00:08:29,789 Thank you, though, sir. 197 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:31,191 All right. Some other time. 198 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,081 Are you sure? 199 00:08:34,082 --> 00:08:35,361 I think it's really sweet 200 00:08:35,362 --> 00:08:38,231 that my dad wants to get to know you more. 201 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,989 Uh, Mr. Malone. 202 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,192 Maybe I will join you. 203 00:08:45,193 --> 00:08:46,293 Come on! 204 00:08:46,294 --> 00:08:47,461 Thank you. 205 00:08:48,496 --> 00:08:50,397 It'll be fun. 206 00:08:50,398 --> 00:08:52,099 - Tobe. - Yeah. 207 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:53,867 You left the onesies in the washer too long. 208 00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:56,036 - Huh? - They sat in the washer too long, 209 00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:57,137 and now they're all mildewy. 210 00:08:57,138 --> 00:08:58,396 Okay, I'm-I'm sorry. 211 00:08:58,397 --> 00:09:00,689 I-I'm operating on-on two hours of sleep. 212 00:09:00,690 --> 00:09:03,467 I can't be good at laundry and also work enough 213 00:09:03,468 --> 00:09:06,023 to save money for Jack's college tuition, 214 00:09:06,024 --> 00:09:07,725 which, accounting for inflation, 215 00:09:07,726 --> 00:09:09,518 will be $6 million a year 216 00:09:09,519 --> 00:09:11,043 by the time he's ready to go to school. 217 00:09:11,044 --> 00:09:13,703 Okay, well, I'm operating on two hours of sleep, too. 218 00:09:13,704 --> 00:09:15,766 And I know I don't have a job, but at least your nipples 219 00:09:15,767 --> 00:09:17,168 don't feel like chew toys. 220 00:09:17,169 --> 00:09:18,769 Wait, are you getting rid of those? 221 00:09:18,770 --> 00:09:19,870 They're so nice. 222 00:09:19,871 --> 00:09:23,207 Um, these are way too big for me now. 223 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:26,010 So I am donating them, yes. 224 00:09:26,011 --> 00:09:27,469 I thought they were your favorite. 225 00:09:27,470 --> 00:09:28,879 Don't get rid of 'em. 226 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,381 Okay. 227 00:09:30,382 --> 00:09:33,551 Okay. What? 228 00:09:33,552 --> 00:09:35,619 Uh, nothing. 229 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:38,155 Never mind. I'll keep 'em. 230 00:09:40,029 --> 00:09:42,130 Tobe, what is going on? 231 00:09:42,131 --> 00:09:44,966 We've been snippy with each other for the past two weeks. 232 00:09:44,967 --> 00:09:49,171 Yeah, well, I'll tell you what hasn't been going on. 233 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,872 I'll tell you what hasn't been going on for nine months 234 00:09:51,873 --> 00:09:53,308 and 23 days. 235 00:09:53,309 --> 00:09:55,477 We're tired. 236 00:09:55,478 --> 00:09:57,646 And Jack is sleeping right next to us. 237 00:09:57,647 --> 00:10:00,048 I know. But he can't, like... 238 00:10:00,049 --> 00:10:01,850 can't see us. 239 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,351 Um, he can hear us. 240 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,553 You. 241 00:10:04,554 --> 00:10:06,288 So, y-you know what, we... 242 00:10:06,289 --> 00:10:08,123 we need to get out of here. All right? 243 00:10:08,124 --> 00:10:09,891 We need to... we need to find a... 244 00:10:09,892 --> 00:10:12,727 an environment that is more conducive to... 245 00:10:12,728 --> 00:10:14,429 lovemaking. 246 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:16,531 Okay. And when are we gonna do that? 247 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,533 I don't know. Today? How 'bout today? 248 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:19,901 I already took the day off. 249 00:10:19,902 --> 00:10:21,336 Huh? We can get your mom 250 00:10:21,337 --> 00:10:22,871 and Miggy Stardust to come over. 251 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,272 They've been dying to babysit. 252 00:10:24,273 --> 00:10:25,983 They've been begging us to go out more. 253 00:10:25,984 --> 00:10:27,209 Tobe, I don't know. 254 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,177 No, you do know. 255 00:10:29,178 --> 00:10:31,746 You know we have to do this. 256 00:10:31,747 --> 00:10:33,715 We need to do this. 257 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,517 For the sake of our sex life, 258 00:10:35,518 --> 00:10:37,776 call your mother. 259 00:10:37,777 --> 00:10:39,287 - Okay. - Please call her. 260 00:10:39,288 --> 00:10:40,822 - I'm going to. - Please start dialing. 261 00:10:40,823 --> 00:10:41,990 Okay. 262 00:10:46,028 --> 00:10:47,829 - Oh, oh, you got it, you got it, you got it. - Oh. 263 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:49,264 Okay. Ooh. 264 00:10:49,265 --> 00:10:50,599 - Oh. - Hey. 265 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,702 - Thanks. I had that, by the way. - Yeah. 266 00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:58,707 Yeah, it's just, rep 99 and 100 are typically the hardest ones. 267 00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:00,675 - Sure. You're back. - Yeah. 268 00:11:00,676 --> 00:11:02,711 I'm just trying to stay out of trouble, you know, 269 00:11:02,712 --> 00:11:04,946 not that you could actually get into any trouble in this town. 270 00:11:04,947 --> 00:11:07,349 Mind if I, uh... 271 00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:08,883 - Yeah. - You want a boost? Wha... ? 272 00:11:08,884 --> 00:11:11,019 Okay. She's got it. 273 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:12,887 She has got it. Wow. That's... 274 00:11:12,888 --> 00:11:14,489 impressive. 275 00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:17,158 - Here you go, Kevin. - Hey. 276 00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:18,593 - The usual. - Thank you. 277 00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:21,062 That's... You don't have to deliver my... 278 00:11:21,063 --> 00:11:23,231 Oxi-Protein PB Energy Spike? 279 00:11:23,232 --> 00:11:25,033 - And did you add the... ? - Chia. 280 00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:26,435 - Yes. - Wow. 281 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,969 You're like my phone anticipating my... 282 00:11:27,970 --> 00:11:30,163 - Words. - Okay. 283 00:11:30,164 --> 00:11:32,055 Technically, you're not supposed to have drinks 284 00:11:32,056 --> 00:11:35,464 around the workout stations, but I'll let it go this time. 285 00:11:35,465 --> 00:11:37,303 Well, thank you for letting it go this time. 286 00:11:37,304 --> 00:11:39,933 - I appreciate it. - Mm-hmm. 287 00:11:39,934 --> 00:11:41,935 Ah. 288 00:11:41,936 --> 00:11:44,138 The service here's amazing. 289 00:11:44,139 --> 00:11:46,807 - Yeah. She wrote her number on your cup. - What? 290 00:11:46,808 --> 00:11:50,266 Hey! Look at that. 291 00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:52,446 No. No. 292 00:11:52,447 --> 00:11:54,906 You know, AA discourages romantic relationships 293 00:11:54,907 --> 00:11:56,083 in the first year. 294 00:11:56,084 --> 00:11:58,719 - And drinking. - Wow. You really sold that. 295 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,354 Talk to your husband? 296 00:12:00,355 --> 00:12:02,460 Not since the hockey game. 297 00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:04,286 Really? 298 00:12:04,287 --> 00:12:06,784 Divorce is on the table, right? 299 00:12:06,785 --> 00:12:08,669 You don't have all this time. 300 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:10,747 Plus, you know what? He could just meet someone else. 301 00:12:10,748 --> 00:12:13,314 Like, take my ex, for instance... Zoe, right? 302 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:15,366 It's only been, like, six months, but yet, here she is, 303 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,314 jet-setting around the planet with some 304 00:12:17,315 --> 00:12:19,726 sandwich artist guy. What do you think? 305 00:12:19,727 --> 00:12:21,228 Huh? She into him? 306 00:12:21,229 --> 00:12:23,297 Well, 20 bucks says they had bathroom sex 307 00:12:23,298 --> 00:12:25,032 right before they took this picture. 308 00:12:28,169 --> 00:12:29,536 She's gorgeous. 309 00:12:29,537 --> 00:12:31,505 - Yeah. - Why'd you guys break up? 310 00:12:34,391 --> 00:12:35,991 She didn't want kids. 311 00:12:35,992 --> 00:12:38,194 And you do? 312 00:12:38,195 --> 00:12:39,819 Well, yeah, I want kid... 313 00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:43,032 Why do you act all skeptical and, like, surprised? 314 00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:45,972 I don't know. You don't seem... motivated. 315 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,531 You just moved to the middle of nowhere, 316 00:12:47,532 --> 00:12:49,390 and you spend all your time with your grumpy uncle, and... 317 00:12:49,391 --> 00:12:50,606 Yeah, to help him out. 318 00:12:50,607 --> 00:12:52,698 It's temporary. Trust me, I'll get back in the saddle. 319 00:12:52,699 --> 00:12:54,399 I'm just saying, you're not getting any younger. 320 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,760 I'm not getting any younger? I'm 30, like, something. 321 00:12:57,761 --> 00:12:59,529 I'm sorry. I missed that. You're 30... ? 322 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,014 - Can you enunciate a little? - I'll enunciate, 323 00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:02,114 - Just enunciate. - okay? Okay, here it goes. 324 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,790 You are very annoying. 325 00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:05,084 All right? Come on. 326 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,353 Spot me. Grab the 45s if you can lift them. 327 00:13:12,747 --> 00:13:16,941 What you want is what you get at McDonald's today. 328 00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:19,010 - That swing... - Hey, bud. 329 00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:21,913 - Hey. - That fantastic touch around the green. 330 00:13:21,914 --> 00:13:24,715 - That smile. - His name is Tiger Woods. 331 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,084 Mr. Lawrence said he's gonna change the game of golf. 332 00:13:27,085 --> 00:13:28,986 Yeah, I've heard of him. 333 00:13:28,987 --> 00:13:32,557 Tiger Woods has won the world junior title six times. 334 00:13:35,294 --> 00:13:38,262 In fact, Tiger has won so many trophies, 335 00:13:38,263 --> 00:13:40,598 his mother says they can't all fit in the house. 336 00:13:40,599 --> 00:13:42,633 Some of his are stashed in the garage. 337 00:13:42,634 --> 00:13:45,436 Hey, how about tomorrow after school, 338 00:13:45,437 --> 00:13:48,306 you and me, we... we go play some? 339 00:13:48,307 --> 00:13:49,840 Golf? 340 00:13:49,841 --> 00:13:52,073 - Really? - Yeah. 341 00:13:52,074 --> 00:13:54,566 Yeah, we'll go hit some balls at the range first, 342 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,414 and then we'll go par three. 343 00:13:56,415 --> 00:13:59,083 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 344 00:13:59,084 --> 00:14:01,152 Sure. Sure! 345 00:14:01,153 --> 00:14:03,829 Okay. Cool. 346 00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:08,559 But I thought you didn't like golf. 347 00:14:12,032 --> 00:14:13,564 It wasn't the right fit for me, 348 00:14:13,565 --> 00:14:17,168 and my ball always seemed to find the water, but... 349 00:14:17,169 --> 00:14:20,238 I think you might be cut out for it. 350 00:14:27,246 --> 00:14:31,493 Okay, gents, dollar a hole, two dollar Nassau, 351 00:14:31,494 --> 00:14:32,928 50 cent skins. 352 00:14:32,929 --> 00:14:35,530 Pearson, you're up. 353 00:14:35,531 --> 00:14:37,632 Oh. 354 00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:39,301 Okay. 355 00:14:41,637 --> 00:14:43,371 I'll say it again, gentlemen. 356 00:14:45,474 --> 00:14:48,276 I don't have a very good history with this game. 357 00:14:48,277 --> 00:14:51,613 As in, I have only played one time. 358 00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,223 Fore! 359 00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:05,527 Sorry! 360 00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:10,599 - Oh, boy. - Bubba. 361 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,567 Yeah. 362 00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:17,038 - You're in the wrong cart. - I sure am. 363 00:15:17,039 --> 00:15:19,008 Sure as hell am. 364 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:38,472 Ou est le métro, madame? 365 00:15:38,473 --> 00:15:40,340 Ooh, la, la. 366 00:15:40,341 --> 00:15:42,840 What did you just say? 367 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:46,420 I said, "Where can I find the subway, miss?" 368 00:15:46,421 --> 00:15:48,313 It's the only French I remember 369 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:49,681 after backpacking through Europe. 370 00:15:53,815 --> 00:15:57,375 Um, can we dim the lights just so it's a little more romantic? 371 00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:58,877 As you wish. 372 00:15:58,878 --> 00:16:00,945 Setting the mood... 373 00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:04,749 - Oh. - Wow. 374 00:16:06,352 --> 00:16:08,286 - Oh. - Oh. 375 00:16:08,287 --> 00:16:10,955 My God, you are so hunky. 376 00:16:10,956 --> 00:16:13,992 ♪ I don't need what you need, I'm so unbothered by you... ♪ 377 00:16:13,993 --> 00:16:16,327 Oh. 378 00:16:16,328 --> 00:16:19,697 Mmm. Mm-hmm, yeah, I remember. 379 00:16:19,698 --> 00:16:22,734 Like riding a bike. 380 00:16:22,735 --> 00:16:24,135 Oh. 381 00:16:29,175 --> 00:16:31,042 It's okay. 382 00:16:32,912 --> 00:16:34,646 Oh, it's not... I just have... 383 00:16:34,647 --> 00:16:37,248 I just have a lot on my mind. It's... 384 00:16:37,249 --> 00:16:38,950 Like what, babe? 385 00:16:38,951 --> 00:16:43,354 I just need a minute to clear my brain, you know? 386 00:16:43,355 --> 00:16:45,356 Just... 387 00:16:45,357 --> 00:16:47,859 empty my mind. Um... 388 00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:49,427 Okay. 389 00:16:53,432 --> 00:16:55,567 Want to watch Turner Classics? 390 00:16:57,503 --> 00:16:59,571 It's a great idea. 391 00:16:59,572 --> 00:17:01,739 Yup, Turner Classic Movies. 392 00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:03,775 TCM... that'll, uh, 393 00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:05,677 get me going. 394 00:17:08,013 --> 00:17:10,548 - Well, here we are again. - Yes. 395 00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:16,725 You are gonna need to find the right clothes. 396 00:17:16,726 --> 00:17:19,885 What? I thought we were just gonna hit some balls. 397 00:17:19,886 --> 00:17:21,387 Well, it doesn't matter. 398 00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,255 Uh, you need to wear a collared shirt 399 00:17:23,256 --> 00:17:24,890 here at the club and no jeans. 400 00:17:24,891 --> 00:17:26,925 Uh, you know what? 401 00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:28,219 I forgot my credit card. 402 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:30,569 No, no, no, it's on me. What size shoes do you wear? 403 00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:32,464 No, sir, I don't feel comfortable you buying me... 404 00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:34,813 Hey, Dave? I'm playing with Johnson. 405 00:17:34,814 --> 00:17:36,001 You want to join? 406 00:17:36,002 --> 00:17:37,961 Uh, sure. Sure. 407 00:17:37,962 --> 00:17:39,671 Yeah, no. We'll meet you right outside. 408 00:17:39,672 --> 00:17:40,853 Okay. 409 00:17:40,854 --> 00:17:42,478 Yeah. 410 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,371 Gonna take a lot more 411 00:17:44,372 --> 00:17:46,044 than lowering the speed limit to 55 412 00:17:46,045 --> 00:17:48,414 to reduce our dependency on gas. 413 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:51,717 Yeah, what's your take on OPEC, Jack? 414 00:17:51,718 --> 00:17:55,621 Well, I know the lines are long where I work. 415 00:17:57,757 --> 00:18:00,292 You work at a gas station? 416 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,739 Yeah. Part-time mechanic at Vine Auto 417 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,841 when I'm not helping my buddy frame houses. 418 00:18:05,842 --> 00:18:08,944 Well, you hear that, Merrick? Jack frames houses. 419 00:18:08,945 --> 00:18:11,513 Doesn't your insurance company specialize in construction? 420 00:18:11,514 --> 00:18:13,248 Yeah, mostly umbrella liability. 421 00:18:13,249 --> 00:18:14,945 Well, you must need smart guys. 422 00:18:14,946 --> 00:18:16,752 Give Jack your card, Merrick. 423 00:18:16,753 --> 00:18:19,187 Maybe he can come in next week for an informational. 424 00:18:19,188 --> 00:18:20,589 - Sure. - Oh, it's-it's not necessary. 425 00:18:20,590 --> 00:18:22,090 - No, no. - Hey. 426 00:18:22,091 --> 00:18:23,492 Thank you for that. 427 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,460 There's hope for you yet. 428 00:18:27,597 --> 00:18:29,531 - Bam! - Oh. 429 00:18:29,532 --> 00:18:31,333 You didn't win the Masters, Bill. 430 00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:33,135 I mean, come on. 431 00:18:33,136 --> 00:18:36,972 You triple-bogeyed the second hole. 432 00:18:36,973 --> 00:18:39,041 - Well... are you sure? - Four. 433 00:18:39,042 --> 00:18:40,342 - Yeah, I am sure. - Okay. 434 00:18:40,343 --> 00:18:42,177 - Ask my caddy. - Yeah. 435 00:18:42,178 --> 00:18:44,579 - There's a hundred in it for you. - Oh, I'm sure there is. 436 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:46,748 - Better be sure... - Gin and tonic. 437 00:18:46,749 --> 00:18:48,183 - Double. - Double or triple? 438 00:18:48,184 --> 00:18:49,651 Oh, I try. 439 00:18:49,652 --> 00:18:51,486 - Triple. - Can you back it up? 440 00:18:53,589 --> 00:18:56,658 Wow. Look at us, huh? 441 00:18:56,659 --> 00:18:58,527 Yeah. 442 00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:03,899 We should play for $1,000. 443 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,233 A grand? Really? 444 00:19:05,234 --> 00:19:07,035 That's what Michael Jordan bets. 445 00:19:07,036 --> 00:19:08,603 Okay, M.J., you're up. 446 00:19:08,604 --> 00:19:10,505 Okay. 447 00:19:12,864 --> 00:19:16,400 Mr. Lawrence says Tiger Woods is gonna break barriers in golf. 448 00:19:20,817 --> 00:19:22,784 Great putt. 449 00:19:22,785 --> 00:19:25,520 Mr. Lawrence says I'm breaking barriers at Hanes Academy, too. 450 00:19:25,521 --> 00:19:27,422 - Is that right? - Yeah. 451 00:19:27,423 --> 00:19:29,503 'Cause they never had a black kid on the debate team. 452 00:19:30,593 --> 00:19:33,230 - I didn't know that. - Mm. 453 00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:34,722 Look at you. 454 00:19:36,816 --> 00:19:38,560 Nice! 455 00:19:38,561 --> 00:19:41,187 Yeah, I'm not saying it'll be as hard 456 00:19:41,188 --> 00:19:45,240 for me as it was for Jackie Robinson and Muhammad Ali, but 457 00:19:45,241 --> 00:19:48,367 it'll still be hard for me, you know? 458 00:19:48,368 --> 00:19:50,426 Oh, you're gonna do just fine, Randall. 459 00:19:50,427 --> 00:19:54,349 You are insanely smart and charming, and you're gonna 460 00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:56,184 do just fine wherever you want to go in life. 461 00:19:56,185 --> 00:19:58,520 Thanks. 462 00:19:58,521 --> 00:20:00,489 You know, when I was younger, 463 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,692 I never felt welcome at country clubs. 464 00:20:03,693 --> 00:20:05,827 People thought I... 465 00:20:05,828 --> 00:20:09,731 I didn't... make enough money or have the right job. 466 00:20:09,732 --> 00:20:13,034 Probably why I stopped playing. 467 00:20:13,035 --> 00:20:15,737 I let those people get to me. 468 00:20:16,906 --> 00:20:18,874 That's not what I'm saying, Dad. 469 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,009 No, I... I know what you're saying. 470 00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:23,545 I do, and I'm gonna do everything in my power 471 00:20:23,546 --> 00:20:26,648 to make sure that nobody gets in your way 472 00:20:26,649 --> 00:20:28,583 or holds you back. 473 00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:33,722 Okay. 474 00:20:33,723 --> 00:20:35,690 Thanks. 475 00:20:43,232 --> 00:20:44,733 Ooh. 476 00:20:44,734 --> 00:20:47,736 Oh, right in the drink. 477 00:20:47,737 --> 00:20:49,738 Dave, you should buy the kid a lake house. 478 00:20:49,739 --> 00:20:52,007 He loves the water. 479 00:20:52,008 --> 00:20:54,176 You're up, Dave. Show us the way. 480 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,145 Mm. 481 00:20:57,146 --> 00:20:59,881 - Thank you, Sam. - Sometime today. 482 00:21:02,138 --> 00:21:03,657 He liked it so much, right, 483 00:21:03,658 --> 00:21:05,954 that now every time we go over to the mayor's house, 484 00:21:05,955 --> 00:21:07,856 my wife has to make him potato salad. 485 00:21:09,358 --> 00:21:11,927 You know, the one thing about potato salad... 486 00:21:11,928 --> 00:21:13,488 Uh, they're off the green. You can hit. 487 00:21:14,797 --> 00:21:17,499 Oh, right on. 488 00:21:29,278 --> 00:21:30,612 I'll walk. 489 00:21:37,787 --> 00:21:40,222 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 490 00:21:40,223 --> 00:21:42,290 Slow everything down. 491 00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:44,593 You're too fast. Look. 492 00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:47,562 It's just back... and through. 493 00:21:47,563 --> 00:21:49,531 Tempo. 494 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:00,909 Okay. 495 00:22:00,910 --> 00:22:02,644 Slowing down really helps. 496 00:22:02,645 --> 00:22:03,912 Thanks for the tip. 497 00:22:11,777 --> 00:22:13,511 I also ran track. 498 00:22:13,512 --> 00:22:14,979 - Ah. - Now I think 499 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:16,580 I'm gonna go back to grad school and maybe 500 00:22:16,581 --> 00:22:19,617 get a degree in kinesiology or nutrition. 501 00:22:19,618 --> 00:22:23,054 Yeah. I am very much into nutrition. 502 00:22:23,055 --> 00:22:24,822 - Really? - Yeah, really. 503 00:22:24,823 --> 00:22:26,803 Like, uh, take now for instance. 504 00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,328 I'm starving, you know? 505 00:22:28,329 --> 00:22:29,930 And we've been sitting here for 20 minutes 506 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,256 and I've yet to see a menu. 507 00:22:31,257 --> 00:22:33,215 I'm starting to realize that, uh, 508 00:22:33,216 --> 00:22:35,975 people from small towns are never in a hurry. 509 00:22:35,976 --> 00:22:37,033 ♪ She's living in L.A. ♪ 510 00:22:37,034 --> 00:22:38,319 Small towns aren't for everyone. 511 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,487 - Mm. - But I remind myself 512 00:22:40,488 --> 00:22:42,117 of something Richard Russo once said. 513 00:22:42,118 --> 00:22:44,686 - Yeah. - "People in small towns, 514 00:22:44,687 --> 00:22:46,722 more than in big cities, 515 00:22:46,723 --> 00:22:48,857 share a destiny." 516 00:22:50,793 --> 00:22:52,728 Well, I like that. 517 00:22:52,729 --> 00:22:54,863 - ♪ They say it goes... ♪ - Share a destiny. 518 00:22:54,864 --> 00:22:58,133 I feel like, uh, 519 00:22:58,134 --> 00:23:00,269 destiny sort of brought me here, actually. 520 00:23:00,270 --> 00:23:01,703 Yeah. 521 00:23:01,704 --> 00:23:03,505 But do-do you see yourself settling down 522 00:23:03,506 --> 00:23:05,807 in a town like Bradford after grad school? 523 00:23:05,808 --> 00:23:10,145 I suppose if I met the right person 524 00:23:10,146 --> 00:23:13,448 and he wanted to live here, I would. 525 00:23:13,449 --> 00:23:15,484 It's a perfect town to raise kids. 526 00:23:15,485 --> 00:23:18,554 I love kids. 527 00:23:18,555 --> 00:23:19,955 - Yeah? - Yeah. 528 00:23:19,956 --> 00:23:21,514 See? There, we have something in common. 529 00:23:21,515 --> 00:23:22,882 - Yeah. - Yeah. 530 00:23:27,459 --> 00:23:30,011 Charlie, I've changed my mind. I'll go with the ribeye. 531 00:23:30,012 --> 00:23:32,146 - How would you like that, sir? - Rare. 532 00:23:32,147 --> 00:23:34,815 Just knock off the horns and wipe its ass. 533 00:23:44,459 --> 00:23:47,061 Hey, seriously, Jack, 534 00:23:47,062 --> 00:23:48,629 call me if you want to come in for an interview. 535 00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:50,931 Yeah, you two should set up a time for next week. 536 00:23:50,932 --> 00:23:52,900 Well, that, uh, won't be necessary, 537 00:23:52,901 --> 00:23:54,502 but thank you, Merrick. 538 00:23:59,908 --> 00:24:01,208 Okay. 539 00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:08,379 You okay, bud? 540 00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:11,716 Yeah. 541 00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:13,551 You sure? 542 00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:16,855 I mean, you barely said a word in the last couple of holes. 543 00:24:20,101 --> 00:24:21,859 I don't think I want to play anymore. 544 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:22,952 Randall, c-come on. 545 00:24:22,953 --> 00:24:24,662 We got four more holes to go. 546 00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:26,297 You know we don't quit what we started. 547 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,399 We quit the dojo. 548 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,645 Do you remember that dojo we went to a few years ago 549 00:24:31,646 --> 00:24:33,271 with all the other black families? 550 00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:34,806 Yeah. 551 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,242 We went a few times, but then we stopped. 552 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:41,146 W... You said you didn't want to learn karate anymore. 553 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,448 Yeah, but you won't let me quit soccer or baseball. 554 00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:45,216 You don't want me to quit golf. 555 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:48,409 I ju... I-I don't quite follow you here, Randall. 556 00:24:50,131 --> 00:24:51,923 Forget it. Can we please just go home? 557 00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:52,924 H-Hold on a second. 558 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:55,327 Where is this coming from? 559 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,495 Is this Mr. Lawrence again? 560 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,164 N-No. 561 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,999 No. You just, y... 562 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,534 You just don't get it. 563 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:03,668 What don't I get? 564 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,603 What you said before... 565 00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:08,740 about feeling weird at some country club golf course. 566 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,442 Okay? 567 00:25:10,443 --> 00:25:12,077 You felt uncomfortable at a golf course 568 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:14,646 and I probably wouldn't have even been allowed on it. 569 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:23,488 Kiddo, I am sorry, okay? 570 00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:25,023 That was a stupid thing to say. 571 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,791 I just... I-I don't... 572 00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:29,627 I don't look at you and see color. 573 00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:32,230 I see my son. 574 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:35,433 Then you don't see me, Dad. 575 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:44,809 Now, remember, 576 00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:49,080 you pull it back in one piece, slowly... and let it go. 577 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,759 Oh, that was a good one. 578 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,194 And you were right about the grip, too. 579 00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:05,430 - Thank you very much. Thank you. - All right. 580 00:26:05,431 --> 00:26:07,499 - Book them the honeymoon suite. - Yeah, no doubt about that. 581 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,967 Carl, why don't you grab your clubs, 582 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,902 go look for your ball with Lester. 583 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,505 Randall, hop on in. 584 00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:23,481 Thank you so much for the meal. 585 00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:24,783 You are more than welcome. 586 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,351 So, um... 587 00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:28,153 what else is there to do in this town? 588 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:29,487 And, um, 589 00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:31,256 please don't say the Zippo factory. 590 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,725 To be honest, there's nothing really to do here, 591 00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:36,394 - Mm. - except get high and have sex. 592 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,997 And I don't do drugs. 593 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:47,305 Uh, I know what you're thinking. 594 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:49,674 Even the tunnel's getting laid. 595 00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:55,513 Is it me? 596 00:26:55,514 --> 00:26:58,049 Hmm? 597 00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:00,051 Are you still attracted to me? 598 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:01,820 Are you kidding? 599 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,021 I don't know. 600 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:06,322 You have a whole new body. 601 00:27:06,323 --> 00:27:08,026 - And... - Kate, really. 602 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:09,994 I swear, I just have a lot on my mind. 603 00:27:09,995 --> 00:27:11,996 Okay? 604 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:17,669 Okay. 605 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,806 It is the pants. 606 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,956 - What? - What you said to me 607 00:27:23,957 --> 00:27:25,810 about keeping my old pants 608 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,779 in case I put the weight back on. 609 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:30,748 Along with the pressure of knowing 610 00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:32,851 that if I didn't perform, 611 00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:35,620 you would think it was because I wasn't attracted to you. 612 00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:39,190 Add stress and exhaustion and... 613 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:42,106 - Toby... - Look, why-why-why did you say it? 614 00:27:42,107 --> 00:27:43,932 You know, is it because you-you doubt 615 00:27:43,933 --> 00:27:46,206 that I can keep the weight off, or because you're hoping 616 00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:47,933 that I put the weight back on? 617 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:50,969 Okay, Tobe. 618 00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:55,340 Let's just go home. 619 00:28:00,627 --> 00:28:02,161 Well, I'm glad I'm driving. 620 00:28:02,162 --> 00:28:04,469 You really put back those G and Ts. 621 00:28:04,470 --> 00:28:07,205 Oh, no. I'm... I'm fine. 622 00:28:07,206 --> 00:28:09,641 Thank you, though, for the, uh... 623 00:28:09,642 --> 00:28:12,577 drinks and the round. 624 00:28:12,578 --> 00:28:17,682 Jack, you really should have taken that interview. 625 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,707 I appreciate the gesture, 626 00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:26,745 but I don't need any help, sir. 627 00:28:26,746 --> 00:28:29,514 Look, my father... 628 00:28:29,515 --> 00:28:32,017 was a pipe-fitter. 629 00:28:32,018 --> 00:28:34,085 He worked hard to put me through college. 630 00:28:34,086 --> 00:28:35,854 And after I graduated, 631 00:28:35,855 --> 00:28:39,090 I wasn't too proud to take a job as a runner 632 00:28:39,091 --> 00:28:41,493 at a brokerage house. 633 00:28:41,494 --> 00:28:44,639 I rose up the ranks, met the woman I'd marry. 634 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,193 I bought a house, raised a family. 635 00:28:46,194 --> 00:28:48,033 Yeah, I... 636 00:28:48,034 --> 00:28:50,468 I joined a nice country club. 637 00:28:50,469 --> 00:28:52,604 And-And this club is where 638 00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:55,807 we are gonna celebrate Rebecca's wedding. 639 00:28:55,808 --> 00:28:58,610 I see myself 640 00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:01,913 walking her down the aisle at St. Michael's, 641 00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:04,716 and afterwards, coming over here, 642 00:29:04,717 --> 00:29:06,818 and raising a toast to her 643 00:29:06,819 --> 00:29:09,821 and her husband at the reception. 644 00:29:09,822 --> 00:29:12,023 I see it all so clearly. 645 00:29:12,024 --> 00:29:14,893 Question. 646 00:29:14,894 --> 00:29:18,229 Do you see yourself here? 647 00:29:24,870 --> 00:29:28,840 Randall said all that? 648 00:29:28,841 --> 00:29:30,809 Yeah. 649 00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:36,848 Well... he's getting older 650 00:29:36,849 --> 00:29:40,051 - and figuring out his place in the world. - Mm. 651 00:29:40,052 --> 00:29:44,389 Hey, did we let him quit the dojo too easily? 652 00:29:44,390 --> 00:29:46,791 I mean... 653 00:29:46,792 --> 00:29:49,394 were we threatened by it? 654 00:29:49,395 --> 00:29:51,830 No. 655 00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,932 It was a long drive. 656 00:29:53,933 --> 00:29:55,967 And he wasn't excited about it. 657 00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:57,902 It just... 658 00:29:57,903 --> 00:30:01,039 - It fizzled out. - Yeah. 659 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,008 Yeah. 660 00:30:06,278 --> 00:30:08,113 Oh, not a minute too soon. 661 00:30:08,114 --> 00:30:10,849 Thank you, Lisa. 662 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:12,684 - Okay. - There you go. 663 00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:14,219 Could have been a lot worse 664 00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:15,687 without the councilman's lessons. 665 00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:17,462 How'd you grow up with a white father 666 00:30:17,463 --> 00:30:19,958 and not know how to golf? 667 00:30:19,959 --> 00:30:21,493 Tell me about it. 668 00:30:21,494 --> 00:30:23,361 Hey, how did you guys find the game? 669 00:30:23,362 --> 00:30:25,463 Well, when I-I said I wanted to learn, 670 00:30:25,464 --> 00:30:27,499 my father painted a golf pro's house 671 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,634 for free in exchange for lessons. 672 00:30:29,635 --> 00:30:31,603 Really? All right. 673 00:30:31,604 --> 00:30:34,539 - Tiger winning at Augusta in '97. - Mm-hmm. 674 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,641 Hey, my Aunt Lizzie. 675 00:30:36,642 --> 00:30:38,409 She taught me to putt like Lee Elder 676 00:30:38,410 --> 00:30:40,645 and cuss like Red Foxx. 677 00:30:40,646 --> 00:30:42,881 Well, thank you, gentlemen, 678 00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:45,750 for dragging my sorry ass around the course today. 679 00:30:45,751 --> 00:30:48,119 Here is to fathers, to Tiger, 680 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,988 and to Lester's foul-mouthed Aunt Lizzie. 681 00:30:50,989 --> 00:30:52,290 - Yeah. - Hear, hear. 682 00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:54,592 - If they could see us now. - Mm. 683 00:30:56,128 --> 00:30:59,464 Listen... Why don't you find some time 684 00:30:59,465 --> 00:31:02,934 to stop by the office, we'll talk about your grocery store. 685 00:31:02,935 --> 00:31:05,036 After we talk about my housing bill. 686 00:31:05,037 --> 00:31:06,905 - Yes, sir. - Mm. 687 00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:08,573 That's a sure shot. 688 00:31:08,574 --> 00:31:11,075 That wasn't my shot. I told you... 689 00:31:11,076 --> 00:31:13,545 - You parked so far away. - I'm sorry. 690 00:31:13,546 --> 00:31:16,047 My uncle lives right here so we got to kind of be quiet. 691 00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:17,415 - I'll try. - Okay. 692 00:31:17,416 --> 00:31:19,856 - But I make no promises. - You are trouble. 693 00:31:26,959 --> 00:31:28,960 Hey. 694 00:31:28,961 --> 00:31:30,361 Sorry. 695 00:31:30,362 --> 00:31:32,263 Thought you'd be alone. 696 00:31:34,733 --> 00:31:37,769 You didn't have to send her away. 697 00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:39,637 Sorry I interrupted. 698 00:31:39,638 --> 00:31:41,673 That's all right. 699 00:31:41,674 --> 00:31:45,243 You interviewing mothers to bear your children? 700 00:31:45,244 --> 00:31:48,913 Really? 'Cause I can catch up with Donna. 701 00:31:48,914 --> 00:31:50,782 I saw Ryan. 702 00:31:51,884 --> 00:31:53,184 And? 703 00:31:54,286 --> 00:31:56,454 Total fubar. 704 00:31:57,523 --> 00:31:59,524 It started out okay, and then... 705 00:31:59,525 --> 00:32:02,760 he got critical, and I got defensive, 706 00:32:02,761 --> 00:32:05,063 and then we started arguing, 707 00:32:05,064 --> 00:32:07,065 and I lost my temper. 708 00:32:09,301 --> 00:32:11,202 I'm sorry. 709 00:32:12,304 --> 00:32:14,872 I told you it was a bad idea. 710 00:32:14,873 --> 00:32:17,475 I don't blame Ryan. 711 00:32:17,476 --> 00:32:19,110 I wouldn't want to be 712 00:32:19,111 --> 00:32:20,478 with someone as screwed up as me. 713 00:32:20,479 --> 00:32:22,914 Hey, come on. 714 00:32:22,915 --> 00:32:25,416 You've seen things. 715 00:32:25,417 --> 00:32:28,453 You-you have seen things that 99% of us, 716 00:32:28,454 --> 00:32:30,388 we can't even imagine. 717 00:32:30,389 --> 00:32:32,957 And yeah, you made some mistakes 718 00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:36,194 along the way, but you're trying. 719 00:32:37,466 --> 00:32:39,023 That doesn't make you unlovable. 720 00:32:39,024 --> 00:32:40,258 It makes you human. 721 00:32:55,047 --> 00:32:56,981 I'm sorry. 722 00:33:01,889 --> 00:33:05,131 - Hello? Anybody home? - Oh, no. 723 00:33:05,132 --> 00:33:07,834 They're, um, heading back from The Grove now with Jack. 724 00:33:07,835 --> 00:33:09,402 Oh. 725 00:33:12,139 --> 00:33:13,606 I'm gonna unpack. 726 00:33:13,607 --> 00:33:15,274 Okay. 727 00:33:15,275 --> 00:33:16,642 Kate? 728 00:33:34,028 --> 00:33:35,229 Okay. 729 00:33:36,563 --> 00:33:38,498 Do you forgive me? 730 00:33:41,068 --> 00:33:43,102 For what you said 731 00:33:43,103 --> 00:33:46,072 or for cutting up the wrong pair of pants? 732 00:33:49,109 --> 00:33:51,043 Both? 733 00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:54,814 Baby, 734 00:33:54,815 --> 00:33:56,215 I believe in you. 735 00:33:56,216 --> 00:33:58,684 I always have. I always will. 736 00:33:58,685 --> 00:34:00,152 Oh, yeah? 737 00:34:00,153 --> 00:34:01,420 Yes. 738 00:34:01,421 --> 00:34:04,123 Do you believe me when I say 739 00:34:04,124 --> 00:34:07,193 that you still fuel the furnace that is my loins? 740 00:34:08,362 --> 00:34:10,730 Well, I could use some convincing. 741 00:34:10,731 --> 00:34:12,665 My attraction to you... 742 00:34:12,666 --> 00:34:15,301 - Mm-hmm. - is purely primal, Kate Pearson. 743 00:34:15,302 --> 00:34:19,038 You are nothing more to me than a vessel for my feral lust. 744 00:34:19,039 --> 00:34:20,773 And the rest of it, the emotional stuff, 745 00:34:20,774 --> 00:34:22,975 I cast aside with contempt. 746 00:34:22,976 --> 00:34:24,443 Now, 747 00:34:24,444 --> 00:34:28,781 do you want to take Toby 2.0 for a spin? 748 00:34:28,782 --> 00:34:31,851 I will drive you down to the rims. 749 00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:34,387 - Safe word? - Mom and Miguel. 750 00:34:34,388 --> 00:34:36,489 - Weird, but I like it. - No, they're gonna be back 751 00:34:36,490 --> 00:34:37,957 - in, like, five minutes. - Good. 752 00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:39,992 That gives us four minutes to put ourselves back together. 753 00:34:39,993 --> 00:34:41,594 - Oh? Yeah? - Yeah. 754 00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:06,252 I'm gonna marry your daughter, Dave. 755 00:35:06,253 --> 00:35:08,354 I'm... I'm gonna marry her. 756 00:35:08,355 --> 00:35:11,257 I'm gonna get a good job. 757 00:35:11,258 --> 00:35:13,753 Buy a real nice house. 758 00:35:13,754 --> 00:35:16,022 A happy one. 759 00:35:17,064 --> 00:35:19,031 With kids 760 00:35:19,032 --> 00:35:21,133 running around the yard. 761 00:35:21,134 --> 00:35:24,036 So... 762 00:35:24,037 --> 00:35:25,972 let me ask you. 763 00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:31,143 Do you see yourself there? 764 00:35:40,153 --> 00:35:43,289 You're never gonna be good enough for her, Jack. 765 00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:45,858 Say again? 766 00:35:49,196 --> 00:35:52,188 - Why don't you say that again? - Oh, there he is. 767 00:35:52,189 --> 00:35:54,584 There's the guy I've been waiting for, huh? 768 00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:56,386 Say it again. 769 00:35:56,387 --> 00:35:58,054 Uh-huh. 770 00:35:58,055 --> 00:36:00,590 Jack? 771 00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:01,891 Hey, Bec. 772 00:36:01,892 --> 00:36:04,060 - I... Oh! - Oh. 773 00:36:04,061 --> 00:36:05,619 - You okay? - Yeah, no. 774 00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:07,078 - I'm fine. - It was hot 775 00:36:07,079 --> 00:36:09,232 out there, and he just had a few too many. 776 00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:11,968 I'm fine. You good? You okay? 777 00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:14,270 - You, uh, you good? - Hey. 778 00:36:14,271 --> 00:36:16,172 Why don't we get you home? 779 00:36:16,173 --> 00:36:19,242 - Yeah, okay. - Yeah, I'll take you home. 780 00:36:30,287 --> 00:36:32,789 Jesus, Nick. 781 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,693 You scared the hell out of me. 782 00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:39,562 Why can't you just stay at your own place? 783 00:36:39,563 --> 00:36:41,831 You have fresh cold cuts. 784 00:36:41,832 --> 00:36:43,433 Yeah. Well, okay. 785 00:36:43,434 --> 00:36:45,034 Well, you know, help yourself. 786 00:36:45,035 --> 00:36:46,369 Of course. 787 00:36:48,505 --> 00:36:50,406 I'm sorry. 788 00:36:51,775 --> 00:36:54,677 We should've taken that hike today. 789 00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:01,718 - Night. - Good night, Uncle Nicky. 790 00:37:13,530 --> 00:37:16,032 Wait. 791 00:37:50,267 --> 00:37:53,102 - Mr. Lawrence. - Randall, my man. 792 00:37:56,974 --> 00:38:00,109 Mr. Lawrence, can I, uh, talk to you a sec? 793 00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:01,678 Sure. 794 00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:03,313 Go on. I'll be right in. 795 00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:05,481 Okay. 796 00:38:05,482 --> 00:38:08,284 Thank you for taking a special interest in my son. 797 00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:09,886 He really looks up to you. 798 00:38:09,887 --> 00:38:12,989 Uh, still, he's a... 799 00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:14,824 12-year-old kid, 800 00:38:14,825 --> 00:38:18,494 and if my son is asking complicated, heavy questions 801 00:38:18,495 --> 00:38:20,813 about his place in this world, 802 00:38:20,814 --> 00:38:23,399 a simple heads-up to his parents couldn't hurt. 803 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,968 Don't you think? 804 00:38:26,136 --> 00:38:28,338 - A heads-up. - Mm. 805 00:38:28,339 --> 00:38:31,074 Okay. Anything else? 806 00:38:31,075 --> 00:38:33,009 No. 807 00:38:35,279 --> 00:38:38,848 Actually, would, uh... 808 00:38:38,849 --> 00:38:41,017 you and your wife like 809 00:38:41,018 --> 00:38:43,052 to come to the house this weekend for dinner? 810 00:38:44,788 --> 00:38:46,756 We'd love to. 811 00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:49,559 Great. Saturday at 7:00? 812 00:38:57,434 --> 00:38:59,402 - Hey, nice job, Randall. - Thanks. 813 00:38:59,403 --> 00:39:01,104 I'll do better next time, I promise. 814 00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:07,173 Randall, hold on a second. 815 00:39:07,174 --> 00:39:08,708 Stop. 816 00:39:13,917 --> 00:39:16,619 I'm sorry. 817 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:19,589 All right? I will... 818 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:23,559 listen better and lecture less. 819 00:39:24,628 --> 00:39:26,262 Okay? 820 00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:37,040 You are gonna be a very important man, Randall. 821 00:39:39,076 --> 00:39:40,610 And a lot of important relationships 822 00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:42,412 happen on a golf course. 823 00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:45,948 Me, I... I hit a ceiling. 824 00:39:45,949 --> 00:39:47,650 But for you, 825 00:39:47,651 --> 00:39:50,720 there is only sky. 826 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:54,223 So don't get caught on the outside looking in. 827 00:39:54,224 --> 00:39:56,726 Sometimes you'll have to play up to the competition, 828 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:58,895 sometimes you'll have to play down. 829 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,763 But play the game. 830 00:40:25,022 --> 00:40:27,623 Like father, like son. 831 00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:30,393 What you want... 832 00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:33,596 is to have a routine. 833 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,832 First, you got to line your shot up. 834 00:40:39,403 --> 00:40:41,537 And then you line your feet up 835 00:40:41,538 --> 00:40:43,473 to the target. 836 00:40:45,369 --> 00:40:47,237 - Okay? - Okay. 837 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,561 Good. 838 00:41:05,562 --> 00:41:06,729 Again. 839 00:41:12,035 --> 00:41:13,369 Again. 840 00:41:25,449 --> 00:41:27,049 Again. 841 00:41:46,765 --> 00:41:48,200 This one's for you, Pop.