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Previously on This Is Us...
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I just got six messages
from the adoption agency.
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We have a match.
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- Kate and Toby?
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi. I'm-I'm Ellie.
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Thank you
for the Edible Arrangement.
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I wasn't sure what
the appropriate gift would be
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for when the birth mother
of your twin sister's baby
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is being induced.
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Hey, Kev. I was wondering
if we could talk.
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Randall, I'm sorry,
I can't right now.
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Madison's in labor,
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and I'm stuck here in Vancouver.
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I'll call you soon, okay?
I'm sorry.
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- Got you a flight.
- KEVIN: Yes!
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- G-Great. What airport?
- Seattle.
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It boards in two hours.
Can you make it?
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Listen, I can't start off
by not being there for them.
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I don't know how else
to explain it to you, okay?
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It will break me.
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I can't believe
I'm maybe gonna do this alone.
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- Hello?
- Hi, Madison.
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We just want you to know
that we're here.
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And we can stay on the phone
with you for a while.
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- You're family.
- Okay.
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Yeah, that'd be really nice.
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♪ Whenever I'm with him ♪
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♪ Something inside... ♪
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All right, in there
I've found a Swede,
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a South African, two Thais,
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a Scot and a Brit.
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Does a Scot count as a Brit?
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Eh, doesn't matter.
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What are you
and do you have a light?
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I don't.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm Nasir. From India.
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Esther. From Argentina.
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And I need a light.
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Aye. New Mexico
isn't quite what I imagined.
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It's dustier.
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Very big food.
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The first day I got here,
I got a hamburger,
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like, the size of my head.
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You don't talk much, huh?
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My advisor insisted I come.
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Try and make friends, but...
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I-I can't put this down.
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Advanced Computer Programming.
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Anything good?
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It's about Turing's development
of his a-machine
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and how in proving
the uncomputability
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of the Entscheidungsproblem
by such a machine,
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he showed
the fundamental limitations
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of mechanical computation.
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I have no idea
what you are talking about.
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But I know I love
hearing you talk.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, kids,
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grab your bags.
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I want to load the car now
so we can
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hit the road for the cabin
at 8:00 a.m. sharp.
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And I'm gonna go, uh, make
some sandwiches for lunch,
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so let me know
what you guys want, okay?
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Guys, we don't want to go.
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- Wait, what?
- Huh?
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- Of course you do.
- Hey, sorry, Dad,
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but the cabin is lame.
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- Very lame.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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The cabin is not lame.
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The cabin is... relaxation.
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- Yeah.
- The cabin is fresh air
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- and s'mores and...
- Look, we all set up sleepovers
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for the weekend.
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Parent-approved.
You can call them.
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Cancel your plans, all right?
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We're going on a family vacation
this weekend,
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- and that's the end of...
- Uh, babe?
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Could I talk to you?
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Would it be the worst thing
in the world to go away
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without the little grumps?
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Think about it, come on.
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You, me, romantic cabin getaway,
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let the kids be someone else's
problem for the night?
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You and me,
romantic cabin getaway?
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Yeah.
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Hey.
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Sleepover drop-off train
leaves at 8:00 a.m. sharp.
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Yes.
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This is Kevin. Leave a message.
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- Kev's phone
still going to voice mail?
- Yeah.
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So I have no idea
if he made his flight or not.
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Can you imagine
if he misses this?
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He won't.
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At least Randall and Beth
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got in touch with her
from New Orleans
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- so she's not alone.
- True. True.
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I should be with them.
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I'm supposed to be with them.
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Mm...
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Looks like they forgot
the special sauce.
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- Oh, man!
- I know.
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We did not just find
the only place open
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in the middle of nowhere,
Alabama,
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- and they didn't give me
the special sauce.
- Mm-hmm.
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Are you guys sure
you don't want to go?
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'Cause I can hang up.
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I know it's late for you,
and, um,
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and, you know, I'm sure
you need to find a motel
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- for the night.
- BETH: Oh, uh-uh.
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I have not done my own hair
and nails
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and waxing
for the better part of a year
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just to get COVID
from some rank motel off I-81.
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Hey, Madison,
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for the 20th time,
we're not hanging up.
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We are with you
until Kevin gets there.
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If anything,
you're doing us a favor, right?
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You're giving us
a little roadside entertainment
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as we take turns driving
and shotgunning Red Bulls
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for the next 14 hours.
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I know this isn't
exactly how you imagined
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the births of these babies,
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but I do believe
that Kevin is out there
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trying his damnedest
to get to you
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and that he will be there
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in time for
your unfairly gorgeous babies
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to be born.
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And if, for some reason,
he doesn't,
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then you got a couple
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of real live
baby birthing experts right here
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to see you through it every
step of the way. We can handle it.
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Beth had a natural birth
with Tess
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right in our living room.
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- Kevin?
- Um...
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Ah, it's Kate.
Uh, family text thread.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Hey, babe.
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- How's it going?
- Mm-hmm. Hi.
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Hey, group texts?
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No way, Kate. Absolutely not.
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If I can't be
in the delivery room because of
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stupid COVID,
then I demand personalized,
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individualized updates.
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Okay. Okay.
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Listen, the only update
is that I'm being
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a really great birth partner
to a birth
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- that is...
- So freaking slow.
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How long have we been here,
like, a hundred hours?
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Eight.
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A breezy eight. Oh, babe,
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have you had any updates
from the sitter?
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Uh, yeah, Jack is fine.
I'm the one out here
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in the, uh, hospital parking lot
losing my mind.
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Everything is fine, I promise.
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And I will update you
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when there is
an update worth sharing.
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Okay? Hey, so, uh,
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how's your list coming?
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Uh, my list?
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Uh, you'll just... You'll know
when you know. How about that?
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Fine, be mysterious. Oh, hey.
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-The nurse is here.
Got to go. Bye.
-Okay.
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- Hi, there.
- Hi.
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- Hey.
- My name is Joan.
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I'm taking over for Rachel.
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Oh, did you hear that, Kate?
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We've been here
for a whole nurse shift,
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and my cervix
is still refusing to budge.
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- Things speed up eventually.
- They always do.
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Just hang in there, Mom.
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Sorry, um,
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I just want to make sure
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that everyone
on the delivery team remembers
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that Kate
is the adoptive mother.
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She is Mom.
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I am just a temporary landlord
with an eviction notice.
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I am so sorry.
I should've checked your file
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- before I came in. I meant no...
- It's okay. It's okay.
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But please do remind everyone
that when the baby is here,
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she should go directly to Kate.
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Not to me.
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Will do.
Page me if you need anything.
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- Okay. Thank you. - Thanks.
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I mean,
it's as if she's never had
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a woman giving birth
to her one-night-stand baby
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with the adoptive mother
as the birth partner
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in the middle
of a global pandemic.
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I know.
It's, like, old-fashioned.
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Hey.
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I'm really grateful that
you're here with me for this.
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Well, I'm really grateful
that you asked me.
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Really.
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So, let's have this baby.
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I cannot wait to start a fire
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and just sit around
in my cozy socks all weekend.
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Is that all
you're gonna be wearing?
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- Because I can
get on board with that.
- Ha-ha.
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You know what the best part is?
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- What's that?
- Not having to hear
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Kate recite the plot
of this week's 90210.
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Oh, yeah. She's, uh,
kind of obsessed, huh?
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Honestly, I can't even tell
if it's a terrible show
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or if she's just terrible
at recapping it.
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And you know what else
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- I'm psyched
to not have to listen to?
- Okay.
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Kevin and Randall bickering
about everything.
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I mean,
here is to an entire weekend
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-without having to hear
the word "buttmunch."
-Mm-hmm.
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Oh, babe.
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Do you feel
that bliss settling in?
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That is the bliss
of an entire weekend
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- with no surly teenage
interruptions.
- Yeah.
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Oh, no.
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- Jack, come here.
- What?
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Oh, what the hell?
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All right,
I found 30 years' worth
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of dusty old board games
to keep us busy.
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Did you put yourself
into a time-out?
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No, there's better Wi-Fi
over here.
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I-I didn't know if the kids
were trying to call or text me
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and maybe
I just didn't have service.
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Do you want to go upstairs
and watch TV instead?
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No, I don't want to watch TV.
I want my kids to call me
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with more information.
I want to teleport
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my body to Los Angeles.
I want...
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I want a cocktail.
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No, I'm-I'm not kidding.
I want a cocktail.
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Are you sure? The doctor said
with the meds, you could...
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One drink every once in a while
would not kill me.
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And in this case,
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I feel like
it might actually save my life.
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Well, I mean, how would
a cocktail really compare
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A Game of Truth or Dare?
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Or your life.
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Me having a cocktail
might save your life.
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One cocktail coming right up.
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Thank you.
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Oh, come on.
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So, yeah. Apparently,
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we own a farmhouse
in New Orleans now.
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Randall, that-that story
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is insane.
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You're not wrong.
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Okay.
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Those last few have been
pretty intense.
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Maybe we should call the nurse.
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You okay to keep driving
for a while?
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Mm, yeah.
It's your time to shine, baby.
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Okay.
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♪ ♪
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Hey.
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You're in my spot.
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I can see, like, ten empty spots
just in my line of vision.
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00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,640
- I'm not even looking
over there.
- Great.
255
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,468
Just move
into one of those, then.
256
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,514
Um... I...
257
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,081
I'm sorry, sir.
258
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,736
Do you not see
my elaborate setup?
259
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,434
I'm loving it.
This-this elaborate setup
260
00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,045
kind of makes me wish
261
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,500
I had gone to a football school
where I could've
262
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,178
tailgated every weekend
for four years.
263
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,192
- And I hate football.
- You know, I don't give
264
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,442
a rat's ass. Just move it.
265
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,444
Buddy, I'm just waiting
266
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,316
for my daughter
to be born, okay?
267
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:52,450
And I'm waiting to find out
if my wife is gonna live or die.
268
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,279
Oh.
269
00:11:57,151 --> 00:12:00,458
55 years attached at the hip.
270
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,896
Now I'm down here,
271
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,202
and she's up there,
attached to a ventilator.
272
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,685
This freakin' virus.
273
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:14,821
And I've been coming here
every night,
274
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:18,302
and I always park in that spot.
275
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,348
Number 157.
276
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,698
It's her favorite number.
277
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:24,526
It's the first house
we ever lived in.
278
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,397
157 Overhill Road.
279
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,704
She's always been superstitious
280
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,706
about that kind of stuff.
281
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:34,014
Like a special number
had some sort of a...
282
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,843
a magical power.
283
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:40,324
Am I really gonna have to ask
you to move your car again?
284
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:43,501
No, sir, you are not.
I'm moving right now.
285
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,721
I'm moving.
286
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,339
He's perfect.
287
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,298
He looks just like me.
288
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:02,042
This baby
is a mathematical anomaly.
289
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,730
He's a product
greater than the constants
290
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,786
multiplied to make him.
291
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,745
I hate to break it to you,
my son,
292
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,880
but your father is a giant geek.
293
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:23,063
All right,
these should be drinkable.
294
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,542
There you go.
295
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,066
Thank you.
296
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,068
- Salud.
- Cheers.
297
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,290
- Whew!
- Ah.
298
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:34,814
I didn't have much to work with.
299
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,443
That liquor cabinet
hasn't been updated
300
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,923
- in 20-plus years, so I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
301
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:38,774
I know you love anisette,
but this...
302
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,950
this tastes like car fuel.
303
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,083
- Car fuel? Wow.
- Yeah, it does.
304
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,433
Now, I seem to remember
you had more than one shot
305
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,957
of chichaítos in Puerto Rico
after our wedding.
306
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,437
Excuse me. I was in Puerto Rico.
307
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,395
I was married. I was happy.
308
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,223
Will you please give
an old lady a break.
309
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:56,052
Just this once. Just this once.
310
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,109
Pipe in the upstairs
bathroom burst.
311
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,043
Yeah, the whole room is just...
it's flooded.
312
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,758
-Oh.
-I'm gonna go
to the hardware store,
313
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,723
get some stuff to stop all that.
314
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,290
What was in the boxes?
315
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,292
Um, well, that's some of
316
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,076
the kids' old art
we brought from home.
317
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,644
We were gonna frame it
and put it up,
318
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,559
but we just never
got around to it.
319
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,126
Oh, man.
320
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,215
Everything's ruined.
321
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,348
Come on. It's not like
our kids' crappy art
322
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:34,569
was gonna make it
in The Met or anything.
323
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,616
Right. That was a good one, Bec.
324
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,967
- What?
- Nothing.
325
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,838
It's just, you've...
326
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,450
You've been ripping
on the kids all day.
327
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,626
No, I haven't.
328
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,454
Look, forget it. Doesn't matter.
329
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:51,908
You're right, the box is ruined.
330
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,665
- Let's just toss it and move on.
- Jack.
331
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,078
I'm gonna go
to the hardware store,
332
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,026
get something to fix that.
333
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,072
I'll be back soon.
334
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,524
What's with you?
335
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,569
Baby's on the way.
336
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:21,746
Uh, I'd be pacing back and forth
in the waiting room if I could,
337
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,532
but don't worry, I'll-I'll stay
over here in my-my zone.
338
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,490
I won't get too close.
339
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,668
Uh, are those...
are those pigs on your...
340
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,370
Pigs are a thing with Rose,
my wife.
341
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,940
We went to Austria
on our honeymoon
342
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:44,595
because The Sound of Music
came out that year and...
343
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,858
she wanted to see Salzburg.
344
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,860
I get it.
345
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,645
I made Kate move to Pasadena
346
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:53,213
just for the
Back to the Future house.
347
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:58,087
We were there over New Year's.
348
00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:00,437
Turns out the Austrians
go all out for pigs
349
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:01,873
over New Year's.
350
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:07,357
Pigs on platters
and marzipan pigs,
351
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,969
little pig tchotchkes
in all the markets.
352
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,798
They say they bring good luck.
353
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:17,063
So...
354
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,979
to start our marriage off right,
355
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,459
we bought this little sucker.
356
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,813
And over the years, whenever
we needed a little luck...
357
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,555
You found yourself a pig.
358
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:39,433
Figured I'd bring the whole
bacon army out for this one.
359
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,132
They say they might be able
360
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,265
to take her off
the ventilator soon, but...
361
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,310
Hey, that's...
362
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,139
you know, that's not...
that's not nothing, right?
363
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,054
So you, uh...
364
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,752
you haven't been able
to go inside at all, huh?
365
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,189
No.
366
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,713
She made me promise
not to visit.
367
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,976
She didn't want me
getting sick, too.
368
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:05,067
If you think I'm stubborn,
369
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,808
you ought to meet my Rose.
370
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,334
Yeah.
371
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,163
Kate can be
kind of stubborn, too.
372
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,643
Is that why you're out here?
373
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:16,968
She kick you out
of the delivery room?
374
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,951
Oh, uh, no.
375
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,693
We're actually adopting.
376
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,044
Yeah, she's in there
with the birth mom,
377
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:28,177
and there's only one
visitor allowed.
378
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,485
But we made a deal...
Since she gets to be in there,
379
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,835
I get to pick the middle name.
380
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,184
Anything I want.
381
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,926
She has no veto rights.
382
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,450
- That's a lot of pressure.
- Yeah.
383
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,018
Yeah, I have
quite the list going on.
384
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,499
I'm having a hard time
whittling it down.
385
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,980
I don't want to pick it out
just yet.
386
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,635
You know?
387
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:55,074
I want to wait till she's here,
until she's officially ours.
388
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:00,340
Just don't want to jinx it.
389
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,536
Here.
390
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,584
One of Rose's favorites.
391
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,764
Once the anesthetic is in,
392
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:38,029
you'll start to feel relief
in about 15 minutes.
393
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,075
So, can you lean forward
394
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,077
and round your shoulders,
please?
395
00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:48,562
- Oh, no, no. No way.
- Hell no. I am...
396
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,714
- I am all the way out. No.
Hey, Madison,
Madison, Madison.
397
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,348
Don't look at the needle.
Look at me.
398
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:55,960
Okay? Just focus
on these calming baby browns.
399
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,356
Oh, God.
400
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,250
Oh, God, I just looked
at it again, Randall.
401
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:03,577
Distract me.
402
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,100
Please tell me a story that has
403
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,102
- nothing to do with this.
- Yeah.
404
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:08,625
Okay, uh, when I decided
405
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,584
to become a city councilman,
I had to...
406
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,998
- Come on, give her
something interesting.
- Okay.
407
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,110
Okay.
408
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:20,942
His junior prom,
Kev comes home wasted.
409
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,770
Uh, reminder that I'm having
410
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:25,642
this recovering alcoholic's
babies right now.
411
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,376
Yeah, but this was
back when he was just
412
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,100
a charming rascal teen
having one too many,
413
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,778
so just go with me here, okay?
414
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:33,128
Uh, I intercept him before
our parents know he's home.
415
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,869
I take him down to his room,
416
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,306
tell him to take off his shoes
so he can get into bed.
417
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,700
Go to get him a glass of water,
I come back,
418
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,137
and he is completely naked,
419
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:45,793
- belting "MMMBop"
at the top of his lungs.
420
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,360
I mean, my man is going for it.
421
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,666
He's shaking
his little pasty ass,
422
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,148
literally jumping up and down
on his bed doing air drums.
423
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:56,020
- God, Kevin.
- I keep telling him
424
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,328
to shut the hell up
before he wakes up our parents.
425
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:02,331
Then, suddenly,
he stops... right?
426
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,029
And he stares at me,
just dead serious.
427
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,641
I think he's about
to hurl everywhere,
428
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:10,557
and then he just says,
429
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:14,213
"Dude, how come we never
started a brother band?
430
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,389
"Like Hanson.
431
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,826
"We could be Pearson.
432
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,481
We could be rock stars, man."
433
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,831
A little pinch.
434
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,963
Hey, Madison, look at me.
Can you imagine it?
435
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,662
Me and Kev on a world tour?
436
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,054
♪ Uh-huh ♪
437
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,491
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
438
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,623
♪ Mmm bop, ba duba dop ♪
439
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,669
♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪
440
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:38,715
Come on.
Join in in our band. Come on.
441
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,327
♪ Dooby da ba doo-wop ♪
442
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,372
There she is!
443
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,331
♪ Mmm bop, ba duba dop ♪
444
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,811
♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪
445
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,336
♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪
446
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:51,772
♪ Ba du ♪
447
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,774
♪ Mmm bop, ba duba dop ♪
448
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,471
♪ Ba du bop ♪
449
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,691
♪ Yeah, yeah. ♪
450
00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:59,736
Randall?
451
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,869
Kev?
452
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:13,446
I want to hit you,
but I also want to kiss you.
453
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:19,365
Yeah, that's...
454
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,932
I get it.
455
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,986
Sounds like you had
some company, though, right?
456
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:26,720
Yeah, he, um...
he called to check in on me.
457
00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:29,505
He was on the phone for hours.
458
00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:32,160
Really? Wow.
459
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,337
Randall, I don't know
what to say, man.
460
00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:37,644
Nothing required, man.
461
00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,385
I knew you'd make it.
462
00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:41,038
I'm gonna pass the torch.
463
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:42,910
We'll catch up soon.
464
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,695
Thanks, guys.
465
00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:48,394
Hey. You got this, M-Cat.
466
00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:00,164
I can't believe
you actually made it.
467
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:01,711
Yeah, no, it's...
468
00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,428
You wouldn't believe
the insane night that I had.
469
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:05,541
The head of TSA
at the Seattle airport is
470
00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:07,435
definitely going
on our Christmas card list.
471
00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:12,505
Doesn't matter.
472
00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,202
None of that matters.
473
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,596
The only thing that matters
is that I made it.
474
00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:20,164
Before I left, you asked me
475
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,079
how this family was
gonna fit into my life.
476
00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:23,994
Yeah.
477
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,084
This family is my life.
478
00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:29,478
Uh, I quit the movie.
479
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,088
Yeah, no,
I don't want to take jobs
480
00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:33,482
that are gonna take me
away from you.
481
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:36,703
And this...
These beautiful babies
482
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:39,619
that we're about ready to meet.
483
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:42,230
This is all I'll ever need.
484
00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:47,453
I made it.
485
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:50,543
You made it.
486
00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:52,414
♪ I saw you there ♪
487
00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:54,285
♪ That's when I knew... ♪
488
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,540
These masks are really
pulling my ears forward.
489
00:22:56,679 --> 00:22:59,159
I feel like Dumbo. You're about
ready to have twins with Dumbo.
490
00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:02,642
♪ When good love shines,
I feel it, too ♪
491
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:07,342
♪ Take me with you,
take me with you ♪
492
00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:10,432
♪ So I build a boat to sail ♪
493
00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:15,002
♪ I swear I'll never fail you ♪
494
00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:18,527
♪ Oh, we'll sail into the sun ♪
495
00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:23,097
♪ Take my hand and run into ♪
496
00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:26,187
♪ The sea of love ♪
497
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:31,279
♪ The sea of love ♪
498
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:42,899
♪ And we will swim
without our clothes ♪
499
00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:47,121
♪ And watch the waves,
see where they'll go ♪
500
00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:51,386
♪ When waters rise,
they sometimes do ♪
501
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:55,869
♪ I'll be with you,
I'll be with you ♪
502
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:58,959
♪ So I build a boat to sail ♪
503
00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:04,268
♪ I swear I'll never fail you ♪
504
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,793
♪ Oh, we'll sail into the sun ♪
505
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:11,101
♪ Take my hand and run into ♪
506
00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:14,278
♪ The sea of love ♪
507
00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:19,893
♪ The sea of love ♪
508
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:22,286
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
509
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:28,075
Kate.
510
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,600
I want to hold her.
511
00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,517
I know that I said that
I didn't, but I changed my mind.
512
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:39,086
Uh, of course. Yeah.
513
00:24:41,871 --> 00:24:45,092
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
514
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:49,226
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
515
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,054
♪ The sea of love ♪
516
00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:53,361
♪ So I build a boat to sail ♪
517
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:57,583
- ♪ I swear I'll never fail you ♪
- ♪ The sea of love ♪
518
00:24:57,757 --> 00:25:00,977
♪ The sea of love ♪
519
00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:02,631
♪ The sea of love... ♪
520
00:25:02,805 --> 00:25:04,459
All right, Mom.
521
00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:07,549
- Here's your daughter.
- Oh, um, she's gonna hold her.
522
00:25:14,817 --> 00:25:16,515
Hi.
523
00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:21,824
So that's what you look like.
524
00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:30,354
Kate, do you...
do you mind if...
525
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:34,358
I would just like
to be alone with her.
526
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,796
Oh, um...
527
00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,798
yeah.
528
00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:40,016
Of course.
529
00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:42,062
♪ I feel it, too ♪
530
00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:45,282
♪ Take me with you,
take me with you. ♪
531
00:25:54,814 --> 00:25:56,642
G-7?
532
00:25:56,816 --> 00:25:59,035
The twins are good.
533
00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:02,169
Still just the one picture,
and no new update from Kate.
534
00:26:02,343 --> 00:26:04,040
Well, I'm sure
we'll hear something
535
00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:06,216
- when there's something to hear.
- Yeah.
536
00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:11,221
What is that?
537
00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:13,397
- Hmm?
- The blobs.
538
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,506
The-the painting. You've been
staring at that all night.
539
00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:17,793
What is that?
540
00:26:21,275 --> 00:26:23,103
What's all this?
541
00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:25,279
This is the best
possible solution
542
00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:27,455
I could find
to try and save them.
543
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,544
I'm gonna go get my hair dryer.
544
00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:31,372
No, Bec.
545
00:26:31,546 --> 00:26:33,330
It's fine. They-they're ruined.
546
00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:35,550
Really, I'm-I'm over it.
547
00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:39,554
Jack...
548
00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:42,644
making fun of our kids together
is our thing.
549
00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:45,038
It's our one coping mechanism
550
00:26:45,212 --> 00:26:46,909
against three sets
of teenage hormones.
551
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,345
Yeah, I know. You're right.
552
00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:50,913
So, what is the deal?
553
00:26:54,787 --> 00:26:57,398
They don't want to hang out
with us anymore.
554
00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:03,099
It's-it's...
it's moving really fast.
555
00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:05,754
You know, they-they like us
one moment, and then the next...
556
00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:08,061
They're teenagers.
557
00:27:08,235 --> 00:27:09,758
It's perfectly normal
that they want to
558
00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:11,717
hang out with
other teenagers over us.
559
00:27:11,891 --> 00:27:14,197
I know, but we only have
560
00:27:14,371 --> 00:27:17,070
a few more years together
under the same roof.
561
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:20,116
Okay, a few more years
where we get to be a part
562
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:23,032
of their daily lives.
563
00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:25,078
And then what?
564
00:27:25,252 --> 00:27:26,514
They're gonna move out.
565
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,008
And forget vacations
to the cabin.
566
00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:31,519
Babe, w-we're gonna
be lucky if they call us
567
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,783
once a week just to let us know
what's going on in their lives.
568
00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:37,656
Babe, it is not
gonna be like that.
569
00:27:38,918 --> 00:27:40,441
It was like that for us.
570
00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:42,312
We moved out
of our parents' houses,
571
00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:44,271
and we never looked back.
572
00:27:44,445 --> 00:27:46,229
Okay.
573
00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:49,755
You being moody I can handle,
but comparing us to our parents,
574
00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:51,713
that is a bridge too far,
mister.
575
00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:58,198
Jack, our family is not
ending anytime soon.
576
00:27:58,372 --> 00:28:00,591
Come here. Come here.
577
00:28:03,246 --> 00:28:04,334
Look at this picture.
578
00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:06,293
Do you see how the colors
579
00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:08,469
from their little handprints
have... have soaked
580
00:28:08,643 --> 00:28:10,297
all the way down to ours?
581
00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:14,475
We're all still there together.
582
00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:18,784
We are, even if it doesn't look
the way that it used to.
583
00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:22,831
And even when we are old fogeys
584
00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:24,615
living out here
in the woods one day
585
00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:28,881
like witches from
some children's fairy tale,
586
00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:32,406
we're still gonna
be close to them.
587
00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:34,321
Didn't realize we were
gonna be witches.
588
00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:36,932
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna
let myself really go.
589
00:28:37,106 --> 00:28:38,586
Oh, okay.
590
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,457
We will never miss a thing.
591
00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,764
Not the little stuff,
592
00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:45,158
and especially not
the big stuff.
593
00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:48,814
Mm.
594
00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:55,037
So we framed it,
595
00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:59,346
as a... reminder
596
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,435
to always be close,
597
00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:03,916
never miss a thing.
598
00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:09,356
I know it's silly,
but I feel like...
599
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:11,314
like I'm letting down Jack
600
00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:14,361
by not being there
for them today.
601
00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:17,146
Like I'm-I'm not holding up
my end of the promise.
602
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,018
- Rebecca, you...
- No, it-it's okay.
603
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:21,498
You don't have to
make me feel better.
604
00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:26,242
We never talk about this.
605
00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:30,377
How you...
606
00:29:30,551 --> 00:29:33,641
have to bear
Jack's death differently.
607
00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,774
For yourself...
608
00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:38,341
and for me.
609
00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:40,126
And our marriage.
610
00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:46,306
Thank you.
611
00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:50,876
I know it's a lot.
612
00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:52,529
I know I'm a lot.
613
00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:54,836
Hey.
614
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,102
You're just the right amount.
615
00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:13,812
Hi, little one.
616
00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:20,214
So you're the reason
I've been skipping cold cuts
617
00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:22,255
for the last nine months, huh?
618
00:30:24,561 --> 00:30:26,912
You should know
that I live and die
619
00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:30,393
by pastrami on rye, so...
620
00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:32,787
this hasn't been easy for me.
621
00:30:35,964 --> 00:30:38,314
But...
622
00:30:38,488 --> 00:30:43,102
from the minute that I knew
that you were real
623
00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:45,452
and I was really having you...
624
00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:50,239
...I knew that I needed
to take care of you.
625
00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:58,769
Even if you were never
meant to be mine.
626
00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:00,641
Giving you to Toby and Kate is
627
00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:02,512
the hardest thing
I have ever done.
628
00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:07,822
But it might just be
the best thing I'll ever do.
629
00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:14,046
So I have to say goodbye
to you now,
630
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,526
because there is
someone really special
631
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:18,877
waiting to say hello.
632
00:31:27,624 --> 00:31:29,452
Hi.
633
00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:30,976
Thank you.
634
00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,369
Hi, sweet girl.
635
00:31:33,543 --> 00:31:36,372
Hi. It's so nice to meet you.
636
00:31:36,546 --> 00:31:38,287
Oh, my goodness.
637
00:31:38,461 --> 00:31:39,941
Hi.
638
00:31:42,204 --> 00:31:44,206
I'm your mom.
639
00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:57,698
I feel like I have waited
my whole life to meet you.
640
00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:02,877
I can't wait
to watch you grow up.
641
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,534
To French-braid your hair.
642
00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:10,319
And to make
Play-Doh castles together.
643
00:32:12,321 --> 00:32:14,367
And I got to be honest with you.
644
00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:17,979
The world is...
it's a little nutty out there
645
00:32:18,153 --> 00:32:21,026
right now, but...
646
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,638
no matter what, no matter what,
647
00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:27,423
I can promise you this:
648
00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:30,687
You will never, ever...
649
00:32:30,861 --> 00:32:32,907
doubt your place in it.
650
00:32:35,301 --> 00:32:38,869
And I'm really excited for you
to meet your dad.
651
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:41,046
Do you want to meet your dad?
652
00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:50,403
Hey.
653
00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:52,100
Do we have a baby?
654
00:32:52,274 --> 00:32:53,580
We do.
655
00:32:53,754 --> 00:32:55,582
Meet your daughter Hailey.
656
00:33:00,891 --> 00:33:03,416
Hi there, Hailey Rose.
657
00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:06,506
Hailey Rose Damon. I love it.
658
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,290
Aw.
659
00:33:08,464 --> 00:33:11,076
Wait, after Rose Tico
fromStar Wars, right?
660
00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:14,079
Uh...
661
00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:15,906
yeah, something like that.
662
00:33:17,473 --> 00:33:20,389
Oh, my goodness,
look at all that hair.
663
00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:22,261
What I wouldn't give.
664
00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:24,524
She's like Fabio in his prime.
665
00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:26,830
I know.
666
00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:36,492
Oh, it's Kev.
667
00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:39,713
Well,
668
00:33:39,887 --> 00:33:42,933
how does it feel to be the
Pearson family's newest dad?
669
00:33:44,631 --> 00:33:46,633
Yeah. Man, I can't believe
I'm a dad, dude.
670
00:33:47,895 --> 00:33:49,288
Congrats, Papa Bear.
671
00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:50,941
- Beth says...
- I heard.
672
00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:53,292
Yeah, no, I heard.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
673
00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:54,945
Uh, you got names?
674
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,599
Names? Yes.
675
00:33:56,773 --> 00:33:59,515
Uh, Nicholas and Frances.
676
00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:01,735
Nicholas.
677
00:34:01,909 --> 00:34:05,304
Oh, man, Uncle Nicky
will be through the roof.
678
00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:07,480
And, uh, Frances?
679
00:34:07,654 --> 00:34:09,656
- Frances?
- That's... unique.
680
00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:11,527
I know, I know.
681
00:34:11,701 --> 00:34:13,834
Um, named after
Madison's grandmother.
682
00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:16,663
Um, she gave me Nicky,
so we'll-we'll call her Franny.
683
00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:18,143
Right on. Franny's cute.
684
00:34:18,317 --> 00:34:19,666
Franny is definitely cute.
685
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,495
Yeah, yeah.
686
00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:28,196
Man, eight hours ago,
I was dragging some guy
687
00:34:28,370 --> 00:34:32,418
out of his totaled SUV,
and now here I am a dad.
688
00:34:32,592 --> 00:34:33,636
To twins.
689
00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:35,029
Damn.
690
00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:38,946
Yesterday, I was in New Orleans
691
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,341
communing with the spirit
of my birth mom.
692
00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:44,647
Now I own her house.
693
00:34:44,821 --> 00:34:46,475
Damn.
694
00:34:46,649 --> 00:34:48,303
Yeah.
695
00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:54,831
We got a lot to catch up on.
696
00:34:56,572 --> 00:34:58,400
Yeah.
697
00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:04,580
Randall, I was terrified
when I was on that plane.
698
00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:08,541
I was terrified that
I wouldn't make it in time,
699
00:35:08,715 --> 00:35:10,456
and I was terrified that
she would be alone,
700
00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:13,285
and when I walked in that room,
man, I heard your voice,
701
00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:15,939
and I, um...
702
00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:20,553
Thank you. Thank you.
703
00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:24,576
After everything that
we've been through recently,
704
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:25,862
you're still...
705
00:35:26,036 --> 00:35:27,908
You're my brother.
706
00:35:30,606 --> 00:35:32,217
Yeah.
707
00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:37,222
I did say some... some pretty
horrible things to you, Randall,
708
00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:39,441
and the truth is you are...
709
00:35:43,489 --> 00:35:45,926
You're the best person I know.
710
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:48,102
And on my finest day,
711
00:35:48,276 --> 00:35:52,280
I am simply doing a poor
man's imitation of you.
712
00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:54,239
Hey, man.
713
00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:56,415
We both said things.
714
00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:58,721
Tensions were high.
715
00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:05,598
We got a lot of ground to cover.
716
00:36:05,772 --> 00:36:08,078
Lot of things I didn't...
717
00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:09,776
see growing up.
718
00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:11,604
Hey, man.
719
00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:14,302
If you really want to have
that conversation with me,
720
00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:17,349
then I cannot wait
to have it with you.
721
00:36:17,523 --> 00:36:19,873
And one day, when you don't have
722
00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:23,311
two brand-spanking-new babies
and just went through a whole
723
00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:26,662
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
adventure to get to,
724
00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:28,882
we will have it.
725
00:36:29,056 --> 00:36:30,666
I promise you that.
726
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,668
But now is not the time.
727
00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:36,585
Now is the time to celebrate
your new family.
728
00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:38,326
Yes.
729
00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:42,374
I can't believe you
told her the "MMMBop" story.
730
00:36:57,606 --> 00:36:59,217
Hi.
731
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,828
Hi.
732
00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:04,570
What time does your watch say?
733
00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:06,311
Um...
734
00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,182
- 9:53.
- Mm.
735
00:37:08,356 --> 00:37:11,359
9:53. That's good.
736
00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:14,493
I was worried maybe all the
clocks in the house were fast.
737
00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:16,408
I didn't want to accuse you
of being
738
00:37:16,582 --> 00:37:21,195
three hours and 53 minutes late
for no reason.
739
00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:23,545
- Look, Es, I...
- One night.
740
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,505
I asked you for one night
to come home at 6:00
741
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:29,377
to have dinner with your son.
742
00:37:29,551 --> 00:37:32,162
He was so excited for you
to eat the pizza he made you.
743
00:37:32,337 --> 00:37:33,729
I wanted to make it home.
744
00:37:33,903 --> 00:37:35,514
What could you be doing
in that office
745
00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:37,646
that is so much
more important than us?
746
00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:42,303
I'm so close
to something huge, Es.
747
00:37:42,477 --> 00:37:44,566
No one has created
an efficient algorithm
748
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:47,047
to compute
the Karhunen-Loève transform.
749
00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:48,875
So I had the idea
to approach the problem
750
00:37:49,049 --> 00:37:50,572
by studying a cosine transform,
751
00:37:50,746 --> 00:37:52,226
- and then...
- No, stop.
752
00:37:56,535 --> 00:37:59,320
If I am going to forgive you,
753
00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,453
then I need to understand why
754
00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:04,238
what you are doing matters
so much to you.
755
00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:09,199
So explain it to me
so I will understand.
756
00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:11,898
Explain it to me like I'm...
757
00:38:12,072 --> 00:38:15,075
like I'm our four-year-old son.
758
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,840
All right, well,
759
00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:22,256
you want to move on
to something else?
760
00:38:22,430 --> 00:38:25,215
No, it's-it's late.
I think I'm all gamed out.
761
00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:27,000
Okay.
762
00:38:31,918 --> 00:38:34,616
Oh, God, it's Kate.
763
00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:37,663
When your mother wants a picture
of Mike, what do we do?
764
00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:39,578
We mail it to her.
765
00:38:39,752 --> 00:38:41,319
Right. We mail it to Argentina.
766
00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:43,364
She gets it a few weeks later.
767
00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:46,106
What if, instead of waiting
for the mail,
768
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:50,937
she could see the photo
on a computer almost instantly?
769
00:38:51,111 --> 00:38:53,461
What do you mean?
770
00:38:53,635 --> 00:38:55,507
The military has created
a network of computers
771
00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:57,770
around the world
that are all connected.
772
00:38:57,944 --> 00:39:01,034
Soon, common people
will have them,
773
00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:05,821
and if my team can optimize
a form of data compression,
774
00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:08,041
they'll be able to share images.
775
00:39:09,259 --> 00:39:12,132
So, you put a picture
on a computer,
776
00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:15,570
and my mother across the world
sees the same picture?
777
00:39:15,744 --> 00:39:19,095
Yes, and imagine if one day
it wasn't just a picture.
778
00:39:19,269 --> 00:39:20,967
Imagine it was a movie.
779
00:39:21,141 --> 00:39:24,884
Imagine you could talk
to someone on a screen,
780
00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:29,454
like a phone call
but with video.
781
00:39:32,065 --> 00:39:33,345
- Hi. Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi, Kate.
782
00:39:33,501 --> 00:39:35,111
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi.
783
00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:36,983
I'm sorry I couldn't call
during the labor.
784
00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:38,506
It got really intense in there.
785
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,770
- It's okay.
- But, um, she's here.
786
00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:44,904
She's here. Do you want to
meet your granddaughter?
787
00:39:45,078 --> 00:39:47,994
Yes, I do. We do.
788
00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:51,737
Oh...
789
00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:53,565
my goodness.
790
00:39:53,739 --> 00:39:55,349
- That's Hailey.
- MIGUEL: Wow.
791
00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:56,872
See her?
792
00:39:57,046 --> 00:39:58,396
She's gorgeous.
793
00:39:58,570 --> 00:40:00,485
Oh.
794
00:40:00,659 --> 00:40:02,965
She's so beautiful, Kate.
795
00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:04,837
Oh, my goodness.
796
00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:07,317
I don't even know what to say.
797
00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:09,885
Oh, my.
798
00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:21,157
♪ It ain't no use
to sit and wonder why, babe ♪
799
00:40:21,331 --> 00:40:23,072
♪ If you don't know by now... ♪
800
00:40:23,246 --> 00:40:25,161
- All right, you ready?
- Look at this.
801
00:40:25,335 --> 00:40:26,554
Look what we did.
802
00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:28,817
So, here is
perfect baby number one.
803
00:40:28,991 --> 00:40:30,689
And then...
804
00:40:30,863 --> 00:40:31,863
proud mommy.
805
00:40:31,994 --> 00:40:33,300
- Hi.
- And...
806
00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:34,554
professional tennis player.
807
00:40:34,693 --> 00:40:35,813
- Hi.
- Hi, Grandma.
808
00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:37,870
Hi, Nick and Franny.
809
00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:40,481
Look at those little faces.
810
00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:42,440
♪ At the break of dawn... ♪
811
00:40:42,614 --> 00:40:44,572
You missed a spot, right there!
812
00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:49,055
♪ I'll be gone... ♪
813
00:40:49,229 --> 00:40:50,360
Oh.
814
00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:51,815
Is Toby jealous
of all that hair?
815
00:40:51,927 --> 00:40:53,407
Of course.
816
00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:55,037
I feel like I'm gonna
have to shave her head
817
00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:56,581
just to, like,
level the playing field.
818
00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:02,982
♪ It ain't no use
you callin' out my name... ♪
819
00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:05,071
This handsome young man
right here...
820
00:41:05,245 --> 00:41:07,290
this is Nick.
821
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:09,771
Wait, Nick?
822
00:41:09,945 --> 00:41:12,600
- You named him after me?
- Yeah.
823
00:41:12,774 --> 00:41:16,256
M-Mostly Nic Cage,
but yeah, also you.
824
00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:20,086
How about that?
825
00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:22,044
Hi, Rose.
826
00:41:24,046 --> 00:41:26,440
Badass Rose is coming home.
827
00:41:30,923 --> 00:41:32,620
Nick, Franny...
828
00:41:32,794 --> 00:41:35,101
- Yeah.
- This is your cousin Hailey.
829
00:41:35,275 --> 00:41:36,450
Oh, beautiful.
830
00:41:36,624 --> 00:41:38,408
Aw, look at her.
831
00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,106
My goodness.
832
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,021
The new Big Three.
833
00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:51,465
♪ It ain't no use you turnin' on
your light, babe ♪
834
00:41:51,639 --> 00:41:55,643
♪ The light
that I never knowed... ♪
835
00:41:58,341 --> 00:42:00,126
Just squeeze
those babies' cheeks for us
836
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,997
and tell them how much
we love them, okay?
837
00:42:02,171 --> 00:42:04,130
We will. Okay.
838
00:42:04,304 --> 00:42:05,934
Okay, Mom. Say goodbye,
everybody. Bye, fam.
839
00:42:05,958 --> 00:42:07,307
Love you.
840
00:42:07,481 --> 00:42:09,527
- Love you, too.
- Yeah, we love you. We miss you.
841
00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:14,357
♪ Goodbye's too good
a word, baby ♪
842
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:18,884
♪ So I'll just say
fare thee well ♪
843
00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:22,148
♪ I'm thinkin'
and I'm wonderin' ♪
844
00:42:22,322 --> 00:42:25,760
♪ All the way down the road ♪
845
00:42:25,934 --> 00:42:28,850
♪ I once loved a woman ♪
846
00:42:29,024 --> 00:42:31,505
♪ A child, I'm told ♪
847
00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:33,507
♪ I gave her my heart ♪
848
00:42:33,681 --> 00:42:37,337
♪ But she wanted my soul ♪
849
00:42:37,511 --> 00:42:39,165
♪ Don't think twice ♪
850
00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:42,995
♪ Don't think twice ♪
851
00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:45,084
♪ Don't think twice,
it's all right. ♪
852
00:42:45,108 --> 00:42:47,108
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