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- This is so fancy.
- First class to LA, baby!
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Doesn't get much
better than this.
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- Thanks for buying my ticket.
- Of course!
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You've never flown
up here before,
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and you needed to experience it.
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It's just so much nicer than
being back there in coach
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with the trash.
It's rude to say,
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but the people back
there can be so tacky.
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Whereas up here,
they're more refined.
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- Pff. Totally.
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I mean, these are the
upper echelons of society.
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- Yeah.
- They're the elites.
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- Which is why it makes
sense that we're up here
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because we're elites now, too.
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Oh God, can you imagine
being surrounded
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by a bunch of crying
babies right now?
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- Oh, I know, gross.
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- Can I offer you
two a welcome drink?
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- Oh! Um...
- Oh!
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- Yes, please!
- Yes, please!
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- Thank you.
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To us.
- To us.
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- Mmm...
- Mmm!
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- Lance says everything
looks good at the venue
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for Chase's show tomorrow.
- I can't believe
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Lance put together an
entire fashion show.
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- I know. He's been
so on top of it.
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I think the show's
gonna be really legit.
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Anna Wintour is coming!
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- She is?
- Yeah, she and Chase text.
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Also, I got Alessia Cara's email
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and personally invited her, too.
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- You mean your peer
in the industry?
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- Cary, I actually do
think we're peers now.
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I mean, I'm killing
it with Chase and Mom.
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She'd be lucky to meet me.
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- Oh my God, Brooke.
- I really think
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she could come! I mean,
I haven't heard back,
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and she is currently in London,
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and it's a 12-hour
flight from London
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for a... how long's
a fashion show?
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- Seven minutes?
- Oof. Still.
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She could come!
- Sure, Brooke.
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- Okay, no more
work talk, please.
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Mom and Chase fly out tomorrow.
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That means I have one
whole day to myself
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to not think about work.
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I don't even want people
knowing I'm a manager.
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- Yes!
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This guy I messaged on Grindr
in LA just got back to me.
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- Ooh, what are you
guys talking about?
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- Well, I said hi,
and he just sent me
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a photo of his full butthole.
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- Cary, you have to
send him one back.
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- That's... I dunno.
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Maybe I should.
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- Wait... really?
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- I mean, I wanna
be having more sex.
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And after Dean Brennon,
it's nice that this is
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a real live gay guy who
wants to actually fuck me.
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I'm gonna do it?
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Yeah! I'm going to take
a photo of my butthole
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and send it to this man.
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- Cary, this is such
beautiful progress.
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- Thank you, sister.
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- You taking a hole pic, too?
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- Yeah.
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- I love this
flight from New York to LA.
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- Sorry, what?
- I was just saying
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I love this flight
from New York to LA.
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There's always so many people
in the industry on board.
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- Oh. Yeah.
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- Last week, Teri Hatcher
was where you are.
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I got to pick her brain
about "Desperate Housewives"
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the whole flight.
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- How fun for her.
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- Are you in the industry?
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- No, no.
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- I thought I heard
you're a manager.
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- Oh, yes, I am,
of a... UPS store.
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So, not what you
were looking for.
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I'll see you when
the snacks come by.
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- Okay, how do we do this?
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Oh my God, that's what you are?
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Okay, well, that made
it look enormous.
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- Skypoint Airlines
flight 423 to LAX...
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- Aw. That one's
actually kinda pretty.
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Okay, hope I did it right.
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- Is it a picture
of your butthole?
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- Yeah.
- Is there shit
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pouring out of it?
- No.
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- Then I think you did it right.
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- Okay, I'm sending it.
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Now I can just enjoy
the rest of the flight.
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Let's see what movies they have.
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- Oh. That guy on
Grindr sent me his hole.
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It's pretty good.
- Let me see.
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Holy shit, this is Cary Dubek!
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- Wait, the actor?
How do you know?
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- 'Cause it's a live
photo. When you press it,
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you can see his face at the
beginning, concentrating.
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Look. Just hold it down.
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- Oh, Mike, this is insane!
- I know.
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You have to text this to me.
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- Okay, but don't send
it to anybody else.
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- I won't.
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- Why did Mike just send me
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a picture of a butthole?
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Oh, wait, it's live.
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Oh my God, it's Cary Dubek.
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- What? You
have to send that to me.
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- Ooh, me too.
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- It's his full hole!
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- Whose hole?
- Cary Dubek's.
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- Ooh, PopChips!
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- Oh God, you have
to send that to me.
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- Send it to all of us.
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- So, you were just
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on the subway and this
was airdropped to you?
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- Yeah. He must
be freaking out.
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- You have to send this
to the "Frozen" thread.
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- I'm gonna send it to
the whole Broadway one,
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'cause you know the "Wicked"
guys are gonna want it, too.
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- Welcome
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to sunny Los Angeles
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where the local
time is 1:19 P.M.
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- That's weird.
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I just got a text
from this gay guy
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I used to dance with who
lives in Montreal now.
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"Just wanted to make sure
your brother saw this."
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And there's a photo...
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Hold on, it's still loading.
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- Oh!
- Ohhhhhh!
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- Oh my God, my
hole is everywhere!
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How did this happen?
It's on LeakedMeat!
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- It is?
- Yes! This sucks.
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- I know, I love that
site! Now I can't go on
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without seeing my
brother's hole... again?
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Hi, checking in, Brooke Dubek.
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- Isn't this place fancy?
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I heard this is where
the celebs stay.
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- Oh, shit.
- Are you in the industry?
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- Nope. I make...
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toilets.
- Fuck!
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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So I guess that's the
end of this convo, huh?
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- Oh my God, it's spreading
to every celeb porn site.
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What's FapNation?
- Fuck, Cary.
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I'm so sorry I told
you to send your hole.
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I guess I forgot that
you're, like, famous now.
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- What? I'm not famous!
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- Yes, you are! Night
Nurse, Dean Brennon?
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- Neither of those are real.
- Doesn't matter.
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You can't go on Grindr like
a regular person anymore.
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Honestly, you should
kinda be proud.
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- I truly don't know
how this happened.
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I didn't even tell
this guy who I was!
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- Wait. You didn't?
- No!
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I mean, my profile
says "Cary, 29, Actor,"
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I don't show my face. He
must have just guessed.
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- Then this is great!
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You can just deny
it's your hole.
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I mean, it's your
word against his.
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- Yeah! Yeah, you're right.
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What do I do?
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- I dunno, go on Instagram Live
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and say it wasn't you.
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And then literally
put this behind you
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and go fuck someone else.
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- Right.
- Here you go,
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two Royal Executive Suites
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and a full-day spa package
for one of the rooms.
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- Everyone needs a toilet.
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- Okay..."Hey, guys.
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A butthole has recently
been brought to my atten..."
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No. "Hello. Some of you
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have seen a lewd
photograph of a bottom..."
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It's too formal. "Hey, y'all..."
Okay, obviously not that.
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Hey, guys. Cary Dubek here.
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Apparently, there is a photo
of a butthole going around,
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and some people are
saying that it's mine,
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so I just wanted to pop on
here and clear some things up.
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It is not my butthole,
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I've never sent my
butthole to anyone...
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Okay, we're getting
some comments.
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Marc says, "It's definitely
your hole, dude."
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Okay. Again, Marc,
it is not my hole.
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Okay, Marc now says,
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"LOL it was a
live photo, dude."
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Okay, uh, Marc, I don't know
what you mean by live, but...
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"When you press it, it moves
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and your face is in it..."
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Uh... I...
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Well, I don't know
whose face that is.
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Okay, Ron says, "You're also
wearing the same sweater now
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as you are in the photo."
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Well, guess that is just a
coinciden... And, Kyle says,
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"LOL, you just made this
so much worse, dude."
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All right, guys, well, thanks
so much for the feedback.
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This has been super fun.
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I do have to run, so
peace and love, y'all!
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God... ohhh!
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- Mmm...
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- Mind if I join you?
- Ughhh.
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Sure.
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- So are you in the...
- Nope!
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I'm not in the
industry. I'm...
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what's the most boring
job you can think of?
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- An accountant?
- Yep! That's what I am.
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Night, night.
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Uhh... ooh...
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- Oh!
- Oh, fuck!
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Oh... what the hell?
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- Oh my God, your teeth.
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- What? Oh no, I'm fine.
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I'm just... I'm bleeding.
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- It's okay. I met a dentist
at the hot tub earlier.
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Let me go get them.
- No, please.
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I do not wanna
talk to a dentist.
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- Here she is!
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Here's the woman who told
me she was a dentist.
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- Hi.
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- Alessia Cara.
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She came.
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- Mr. Dubek, the lawyer
will see you now.
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- Hi, um, this is embarrassing,
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but I need help getting
a photo of my, uh,
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BH off the internet?
- Sorry!
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Wrong office. It's
the one next door.
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- Oh, okay. Thank
you for your time.
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- Hi there, I need help
getting a photo of my BH...
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- The office next
door the other way.
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- Okay, well, why don't
you just bring me there?
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- How's it looking, Doctor?
- It's hard to say.
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- Honestly, really, I am fine.
- Relax, you're in good hands.
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When I asked her where
she went to school,
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she said Dentist University.
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- Ah.
- Sounds like one of
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the main ones. And this
lady's an accountant.
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- Yeah.
- Cool.
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- Uh-huh.
- Okay, I'm gonna
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go get some towels...
I'll be right back.
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- Okay, you do know I'm
not a dentist, right?
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- Uh, yeah, I am well aware
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that you are pop
singer Alessia Cara.
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- Okay.
- It's insane she believed you.
247
00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,849
You look like a
full gorgeous child.
248
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,184
- Yeah.
- And actually,
249
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,619
I'm not an accountant. I'm...
250
00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:21,654
- Brooke Dubek.
251
00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,191
- Wait, did I say
my name or did you?
252
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,859
- I did. I know who you are.
253
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,694
- You do?
- Okay, here are the towels.
254
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,797
Anything else, Doctor?
- Yes, yep, she needs gloves.
255
00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:34,133
So you should probably
leave, get us gloves.
256
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,769
- Oh, and floss!
- You got it!
257
00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,204
- Wait... why floss?
258
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,839
- Well, I'm not a dentist,
259
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,899
but I can tell you very
clearly you need to floss.
260
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,210
- Oh. Cool.
261
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,854
- Shouldn't be a problem
to get the photo down.
262
00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:46,989
We can send cease and desists
263
00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:48,280
to the websites that have it.
264
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:50,282
- Great, great.
Thank you. Thanks.
265
00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:52,218
- I'm assuming it's on
all the usual suspects?
266
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,387
LeakedMeat?
- Yes.
267
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,655
- FapNation?
- Yes.
268
00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,056
- CelebrityAss. cum?
- Yes.
269
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,891
- CelebrityCum. ass?
- We don't have to
270
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,369
keep saying them all
out loud, but yeah.
271
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,861
I also need to send
one to Twitter,
272
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,963
'cause I tried to deny
it was me in the photo
273
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,631
but didn't realize
my face was in it,
274
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:06,999
so people are making fun of me
275
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,501
and posting memes and stuff...
276
00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:11,070
- Oh, that's bad.
- Yeah. Bowen Yang from "SNL"
277
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,739
even made a lip-sync
of my denial video.
278
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,841
- Can I see it?
- Yeah.
279
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,579
- "Hey, guys, Cary Dubek here.
280
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,684
Apparently, there is a photo
of a butthole going around,
281
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,561
and some people are
saying... " - This is great.
282
00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:28,497
- Yeah, he's very talented.
- Oh, hold on, it's not done.
283
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,001
- "So I just wanted
to pop on here..."
284
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,058
- I feel bad lying
to people, obviously.
285
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,036
It's just sometimes I just
kind of want time to myself
286
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,829
to not have to like, talk
about the industry, you know.
287
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:39,041
- Yeah, I totally get it.
- It's actually kind of funny
288
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:41,067
you were doing the
same exact thing.
289
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,335
- I guess we're
basically the same.
290
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:47,540
Some might even say we're
peers in the industry.
291
00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:48,774
- Yeah.
292
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,511
- Sorry. So you would say
we're peers in the industry?
293
00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:53,913
- What do you mean? Yeah.
294
00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:55,614
It's actually really
lucky this happened.
295
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,092
I've been meaning to meet
you for a very long time.
296
00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,718
- This is everything
I ever wanted.
297
00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:00,929
- Everything that you've done
for Chase and his career,
298
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:04,123
like the fashion line,
the cologne... Bambi!
299
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,892
I would kill for
a career like his.
300
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,095
All I do is sing.
It's humiliating.
301
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,730
Ask me what percent
of the Nets I own.
302
00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,465
- What percent?
- No percent.
303
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,100
I've never even been sued.
304
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,078
- Oh, you should absolutely
have been sued by now.
305
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,737
Even I've been sued.
- Thank you!
306
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,572
This is exactly what
I have been meaning
307
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:22,308
to talk to you about actually...
I haven't really been psyched
308
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,810
on my managers lately, so
I was maybe wondering...
309
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,445
- Okay, I got the
gloves and the floss.
310
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:28,748
- Get the fuck out, Donna!
311
00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:31,317
- Okay, Marc now says, "LOL,
it was a live photo..."
312
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,618
- God, I love him.
313
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,286
And it's so nice
to see someone pop
314
00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:36,198
right away on "SNL," you know?
- Yes, the whole new cast
315
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,656
is really coming into their own.
316
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,134
I'm sorry, can we get
back to me, please?
317
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,993
- Of course. I can see why
318
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,962
you'd wanna send a cease
and desist to Twitter.
319
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,406
- Thank you, yeah.
- Unfortunately,
320
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,798
that's not a thing you can do.
321
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,666
It's Twitter. Once
you're on Twitter
322
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,735
you're, legally
speaking, fucked.
323
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,003
- Oh my God.
324
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,272
Sorry.
325
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,640
Hey.
- Cary!
326
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,175
You are not gonna believe this!
327
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:59,178
Alessia Cara just
asked me to manage her!
328
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,247
- Wait, what? She's here?
- Yeah.
329
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:04,283
She came, knew who I was,
called me her peer out loud,
330
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,985
and then asked me to manage her!
331
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,287
- That is literally so insane.
- I know.
332
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,599
She's going on tour on Monday,
and she wants me to come along
333
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,192
to discuss the next
"phase of her career."
334
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,361
- Holy shit. Are
you gonna do it?
335
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,862
- Yeah! I mean...
336
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:19,298
Chase is killing it,
Mom has two hit shows
337
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:22,001
'cause of me. I
think I can do this.
338
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,381
Where are you? I
wanna celebrate!
339
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:24,937
- Yeah. I-I want
to, but I'm busy
340
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,472
getting fucked like
left and right.
341
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,674
- Oh my God, is this
just how you talk now?
342
00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:30,309
Okay, well, have fun.
- All right, bye.
343
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:33,212
Okay, so, what are
my options here?
344
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,647
- You just have to wait it out.
345
00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,191
You'll be made fun
of a little longer,
346
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,184
then people will move
on. The worst is over...
347
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,053
- Holy shit, wait, oh
my God, it's on TV now?
348
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,455
- A lewd photograph
of Cary Dubek,
349
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,162
who's recently been
linked to Dean Brennon
350
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,031
and stars in the upcoming
film "Night Nurse"...
351
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,561
- Both not real.
352
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,229
- Is making the
rounds on Twitter.
353
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,131
And now Skypoint Airlines...
- Oh, God.
354
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,834
- CEO Carson Bell has been
forced to issue a statement.
355
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,402
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- "Skypoint
356
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,237
"is a family airline.
We condemn the way
357
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,573
"Mr. Dubek used his
butt in our lavatory.
358
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,850
- What?
- "Our customers should be
359
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,342
"able to kick back, relax,
360
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,811
"and use their bare
toes to select a movie
361
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,413
"without this
disgusting behavior
362
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,391
happening next to them."
- How does he even know
363
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:10,559
I took it on a plane?
Even if it is live,
364
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,051
you can't tell where I am!
365
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,186
- Did you watch it
with the sound on?
366
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,888
Live photos also have sound.
367
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,723
- Skypoint Airlines
flight 423 to LAX...
368
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:19,258
- God damn it!
369
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,895
I know this isn't your
fault, but I do not like you.
370
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,932
- Yo, what's up, dude?
371
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,201
- Hey, so I just got
some pretty big news,
372
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,669
and I could think of no friend
373
00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,504
I would rather
celebrate with than you.
374
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:35,174
- Cary's busy?
- Yeah, he's getting railed.
375
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,942
But, um, I kind of was
hoping you and Leah
376
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,712
would wanna drink some
champagne with me, please?
377
00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:41,614
- She actually doesn't
get in 'til tomorrow,
378
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,683
but hell yeah, I'm down.
What're we celebrating?
379
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,619
- Okay, so you
know Alessia Cara?
380
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,853
- Of course.
381
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,455
- Hey Shuli, are you here yet?
382
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,699
I could really use your help...
383
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,725
Oh, thank God. Shuli.
384
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,060
You're a publicist. Maybe
you can do something.
385
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:57,029
- She's not a publicist.
She's a milkman.
386
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,464
- That's right. I'm a milkman.
387
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,099
- No, I don't have
time for this, okay?
388
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,967
My butthole was
just on the news!
389
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,235
- What?
390
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:04,703
- Shit, Busy Phillips
391
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,472
just retweeted the clip!
392
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,540
"Everybody needs to see this.
393
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:11,110
"Skypoint Airlines
is homophobic.
394
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,146
@CaryDubek, I stand
with you and your hole"?
395
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,748
No, Busy!
396
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:19,051
Don't stand with my hole.
You're making this worse.
397
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:22,121
- I'm not sure why you need
a publicist... this is great.
398
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:24,290
You just keep getting
more and more famous.
399
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:28,093
Then again, what do
I know? I sell milk.
400
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,662
- Deliver it?
- Collect.
401
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,931
- I don't wanna be
famous for this.
402
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,966
God, I finally got
confidence to send someone
403
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,902
a picture of my butthole,
and it ruins my life.
404
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,337
I gotta find this guy.
405
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,739
I am literally gonna
beat the shit out of him.
406
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,942
Says he's 4 miles away.
407
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:45,144
4.1. He's this way.
408
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,150
- Ladies and gentlemen,
she didn't know
409
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,019
what she was gonna do with
her life ten months ago
410
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:58,524
but was just asked to
manage Alessia Cara!
411
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,527
Give it up for Brooooke
412
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,529
Dubeeeek!
413
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,799
- Hey-ohhh!
414
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,334
You see that? Hey-ah!
415
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,135
- Yeah!
- Uhh!
416
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,537
- Let's go!
417
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,005
Yeah, yeah!
- Uhh! Uhh!
418
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,616
- And how many nuggets
are in an order?
419
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,709
Okay, we will do six
orders of nuggets.
420
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,344
Oh, and are they in a shape?
421
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,679
Like, are they a dinosaur
or are they just round?
422
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:23,115
Round.
Okay, that's fine.
423
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,384
- Okay, he was the 16th
president of the United States.
424
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,186
- Alessia Cara!
- Yes!
425
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,321
Okay, he directed "E.T."
- Uh...
426
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:30,622
Alessia Cara!
- Yes.
427
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,728
- Ohh...
428
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,129
Oh!
- Wah!
429
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,064
- Aah!
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
430
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,201
- And do you have tater tots?
431
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,470
We will also do six
orders of tater tots.
432
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,305
And can we
get some cheese?
433
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,973
"On what?" A plate.
434
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,142
- Lance, you always call
435
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,577
right when I'm taking a shit!
436
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,579
- What's up, Aunt Connie?
- Hi, Connie.
437
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,080
- Wait, is that Brooke?
438
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:59,418
- Honey Pistachio, Lavender
Rosemary, Chocolate.
439
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,387
I think our kids
just want chocolate.
440
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:05,391
- Connie, Brooke, just got
asked to manage Alessia Cara.
441
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:09,228
- Oh, honey, that is
amazing. I'm so proud of you.
442
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:10,929
Who is Alessia Cara?
443
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:13,699
- Aah! Ha ha!
444
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,834
- Ho!
- Whoo!
445
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,176
- What?
446
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:30,215
Hi, um... can I go inside here?
447
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,383
- Password.
448
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,285
- Please, I need to...
449
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,387
talk to someone about my hole.
450
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:36,789
- Yep. That's it.
- What?
451
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,169
- Right through
the double doors.
452
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,292
You can check your
clothes inside.
453
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,927
- Check my clothes?
454
00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:00,212
- Hey, Hole! Congrats on Busy!
455
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:03,082
- Thank you, sir.
456
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,552
- Oh hey, you again!
457
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,821
We've had two very
different days.
458
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,257
- Yup.
- But congrats on Busy!
459
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:17,329
- Wait, Cary Dubek?
460
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,798
It's me.
- Cameron?
461
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:24,503
How are you here too?
And where's... Nooner?
462
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,439
- Oh, our pilot didn't get
picked up, so we got divorced.
463
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,808
And now I'm this.
464
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:32,311
Yeah, I live here in LA,
and I'm dating this new guy.
465
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:35,180
His name's Aaron Schock.
You wanna meet him?
466
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,015
I think he's here somewhere.
467
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,517
Aaron!
- Sorry, No, no.
468
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,952
I'm a little busy right now.
469
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:41,353
- Oh, that reminds me.
470
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,489
I saw on Twitter.
Congrats on...
471
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:44,923
- Busy. Yes, thank you.
472
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,593
- No, Julianne Moore.
473
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:49,595
- Wait, what?
474
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:52,931
- Yeah, you know what's
pretty cool to think about?
475
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:53,932
- What?
476
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,701
- This...
- Oh!
477
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,871
- Is one of the best
days of your entire life,
478
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,306
and you're still in it.
Like, you're in one of
479
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,476
the best days of
your life ever...
480
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,879
right... now.
481
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,381
- That is such a parody
482
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,183
of something you say
when you're high.
483
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:13,886
- I'm serious, B. It's cool.
484
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,222
- Yeah. No, yeah,
I mean, it is cool.
485
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,933
And you're always gonna
remember tomorrow.
486
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:21,226
I mean, you designed
a full fashion line.
487
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,529
I always knew you could do that.
488
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,067
- What?
- No fucking way, dude.
489
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,136
- What are you talking about?
- There's no way
490
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,072
you ever thought I'd
have my own fashion line.
491
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,574
- You're right.
- Thank you.
492
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,843
- I absolutely did
not believe in you.
493
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,379
But I mean, in my defense, I
didn't believe in me either.
494
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:43,081
Plus, when we were together,
the best idea you had
495
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,584
was "edible shoes."
And now look at you!
496
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:49,087
That's a full rack of real
clothes that you made.
497
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,089
- Thanks, B.
498
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,726
But I'll have you know, one
of those fits is edible.
499
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,762
- Is it the one with
the flies on it?
500
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,096
- Yeah.
501
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,665
- Earlier today,
Skypoint Airlines
502
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,200
condemned Cary Dubek
503
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,268
for a photo he took on
one of their planes.
504
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,904
Celebrities immediately
rallied around him and now,
505
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,839
some of the biggest
names in Hollywood
506
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,341
are vowing to take action.
507
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,510
- Take action?
- Julianne Moore tweeted,
508
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:14,046
"I'm never giving my
money to Skypoint again.
509
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:17,216
"Instead, I'm giving it to
Cary Dubek by buying a ticket
510
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:19,551
to his film "Night
Nurse" opening weekend.
511
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,620
Who's with me?"
- Oh, Julianne, no!
512
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,523
- That was instantly
retweeted by Judd Apatow,
513
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,458
Chris Evans, and Ava DuVernay,
514
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,527
all of whom vowed to
see " Night Nurse"
515
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,514
opening weekend as well.
- This is not happening.
516
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,598
- And Patton Oswalt
just tweeted,
517
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,466
"I'm buying tickets
to the opening weekend
518
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,035
of 'Night Nurse' for the
next 100 people who RT this."
519
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:39,571
- God!
- "Or eff it... the next..."
520
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:55,153
- Look at this crown molding.
521
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,389
I gotta get me some
of this crown molding.
522
00:20:57,456 --> 00:21:00,292
- Can you
believe we get to stay
523
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,494
in places like this now?
- Hmm.
524
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,096
- Oh my God, do you remember
525
00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:06,732
that shithole we stayed
in for Victor's wedding?
526
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:10,402
- Oh my God, fuck that
place. I hated that place.
527
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:13,138
- You got so mad
at those people.
528
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:14,616
- They kept coming
up and yelling at us,
529
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,941
saying we were being loud,
530
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,143
but it's just 'cause
the beds were old.
531
00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:19,523
- I just remember that they said
532
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,847
that if we got one
more noise complaint,
533
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,582
that they were
gonna kick us out,
534
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:27,352
and then it took you
a full hour to come.
535
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,855
- Well, I can't come
if I can't move.
536
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,733
- Ohh...
537
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:23,542
Ah... ah...
- Ahh...
538
00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,012
- No!
539
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,448
- Hey, wait.
540
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,517
Fucking wait. Stop.
541
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:06,885
- O-okay, all right.
542
00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:09,755
Look, I'm sorry, I
sent it to one friend,
543
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,390
I didn't know it'd
become a thing.
544
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:12,891
- Well, it did, didn't it?
545
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:15,627
And now everyone in
Hollywood's seen my hole.
546
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,963
- But they'll also see
your movie. That's cool.
547
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,465
- Oh, my fucking God,
that movie isn't even...
548
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,567
Great.
549
00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:25,303
A call from my
agent at midnight.
550
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,272
That's always good.
551
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:33,645
- Cary, how's it going?
- Um... I've been better?
552
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,914
- Well, I have some insane news.
553
00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:38,049
"Night Nurse" is back on!
554
00:23:39,317 --> 00:23:40,485
- What?
- Yeah.
555
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:41,887
So many people have said
556
00:23:41,953 --> 00:23:43,755
they'll gonna see
it opening weekend,
557
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:45,600
the financiers are confident
it's gonna turn a profit,
558
00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,492
so they're back on board.
559
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,461
- What? Who... who's playing
560
00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:51,281
Patricia Arquette's part?
- They don't know.
561
00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:53,074
But they're scrambling
to cast someone right now
562
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,667
because they wanna have
a table read on Monday.
563
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,069
- Whoa! Really?
That's... that's fast.
564
00:23:58,136 --> 00:23:59,838
- Yeah, they wanna
keep momentum going
565
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,482
while people are still
talking about it.
566
00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:04,609
So can you stay in
LA another week?
567
00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:07,112
- Sure. Yes.
568
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,514
So this is really
happening? For real?
569
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,184
Like, I'm really
gonna be in a movie?
570
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,686
- Yes, Cary.
571
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,188
You're really gonna
be in a movie.
572
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,856
Congrats. Guess that hole pic
573
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,859
is the best thing that
ever happened to you.
574
00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:27,599
- Yes!
575
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:31,336
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
576
00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:32,270
Yes!
577
00:24:51,389 --> 00:24:52,724
- I still can't believe
578
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:55,494
all of these people
tweeted about your hole.
579
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,997
- I know.
- But I'm so happy for you.
580
00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:01,333
- What about you? All
you've talked about
581
00:25:01,399 --> 00:25:03,802
for the last six months
is meeting Alessia Cara
582
00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:05,303
and needing to go
to the dentist,
583
00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:07,506
and somehow today you did both?
584
00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:08,907
- Hmm.
- Ha.
585
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:10,575
I'm sorry I couldn't
celebrate with you.
586
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,744
- It's okay. I hung with Lance.
587
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,247
- I'm glad you guys
are friends again.
588
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,648
- Mm-hmm.
589
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:20,385
Oh my God, Mark Ruffalo tweeted?
590
00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:21,586
- Cary!
591
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,321
Your two high school dreams...
592
00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:26,558
Becoming an actor and having
Mark Ruffalo see your hole.
593
00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:28,493
What a day!
594
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,098
- I can't wait to tell Mom
and Chase about the movie.
595
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,699
When do they get in tomorrow?
596
00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:36,244
- Mom has a bunch of
stuff during the day,
597
00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:38,036
so they land right
before the show.
598
00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:39,704
- Oh God, I'm
excited to see them.
599
00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:42,908
- Yeah, I think
tomorrow's gonna be great.
600
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:47,679
- And it's so nice that now
all four of us are doing well.
601
00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:50,715
- Oh, we should go
celebrate after the show.
602
00:25:50,782 --> 00:25:52,017
Get dinner.
603
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,218
- Or drinks.
604
00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:55,554
- Or we can just play it by ear,
605
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,022
see where the night takes us.
606
00:25:57,088 --> 00:25:58,123
- Brain dead?
- What?
607
00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,291
- What?
- The Mitchy...
608
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,293
- I can't wait.
- Yeah.
609
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,562
Me neither.