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What if we let off
some fireworks in here, huh?

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Fireworks in the bar?

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It's never been done
before. Right?

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That could be
kind of good, right?

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You'll burn the place
to the ground.

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But Charlie is right, though.
Like, we have to have

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some kind of flair
for this business meeting.
Yeah.

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This guy's
a huge potential investor.

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He could give Paddy's
tons of money.

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I know, we need pageantry.
We need, uh

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Oh, dude, I just thought
of something.

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What if it's not a guy?
What if it's a woman?

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Ifif it's a woman,
I got flowers prepped for her.

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Okay.
Oh.

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And if it's a guy,
I got a football ready for him.

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Nice. Okay, that's good.
No, well No.

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Hold on. What if it's a guy
who hates football

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but loves flowers?
Right, right, right.

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Or a woman who loves football
but hates flowers?
Hates flowers.

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Or a woman who was assigned

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male gender at birth

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but has retained her
traditional love of the game?
Yes.

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Which she has the right to do.

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That is her right...
Of course, it's 2021...
That's fine. Yeah.

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Here's the bottom line,
you guys: it's 2021,

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all bets are off, okay?

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Uh, the chances
of this person walking in...

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and being your typical vanilla
white guy are slim to none.

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Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
Uh, mymy name's Gary.

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I'm here to speak to the owners
of Paddy's Pub.

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Uh Oh.
Oh, thank sweet Jesus.

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All right!
Gary.
This is a relief.

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Gary.

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It is so good to see you.

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This I can wrap my head around.

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Uh, Gary,
we're gonna set up over here.

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All right. Yeah.
We'll take care of you.

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We got together,
we got you a little gift here,

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a token of our appreciation,
and, uh from the pub.

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Yeah, that's from us
to you, so...
Yeah, from us to you. Uh...

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Oh, uh, thank you.

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All right. That's a relief.

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All right, well, now that we all
know that we see eye to eye,

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let's talk about you
giving us that PPP loan, huh?

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Oh, I'm so sorry. Uh,
there must be some confusion.

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I'm not here to hand out
PPP loans.

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I'm here to collect on ones
you already have.

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Um, in fact, as I believe,
it's three separate loans,

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so I'll just need to know, uh,
what you did with the money

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and what the business has
been up to for the past year.

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Uhhuh.
Yep.
Oh.

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♪ ♪

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Gary, we saw 2020 as a year
to, um, well, I don't know,

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capitalize on our many
various interests.

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Yeah, we got a lot of 'em,
you know?
Hey, when the world

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says slow, we say go.
That's right.

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Or strike. Or attack.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, see, normally,

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we're running a thriving bar
here, you know what I mean?

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Oh, yeah.
Yeah. But, uh, COVID forced us

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to close our doors
to the community, so...

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Yeah.
What were we gonna do?
We had to branch out.

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That's what we did.
So why don't we just, uh,

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talk about the first loan,
which is "Punch Incorporated"?

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Yeah.
Oh, yeah. That was,
uh, that was Mac and I.

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So why don't we, uh...? Okay.
Yeah.

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That's a cool name, isn't it?

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It's a very, uh,
aggressive name.
It's very cool.

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As an outofwork bouncer,
I was looking to pursue

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my other interests that would be
as intellectually stimulating

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as choking out a jabroni and
leaving him out in the street.

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Like my longtime dream
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an international country
teen pop sensation.

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♪ Girl, you give me feels
when I see them heels ♪

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♪ Let's ride on a horse,
making love out in the fields ♪

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♪ Out in the fields ♪

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♪ Let me be your guy ♪

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♪ Never mind them flies ♪

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♪ Just get
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Uh, wait, wait.

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Holdhold on a second, wh
All right, man, look,

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thethe music is starting
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II like the music, but I'mI'm
struggling with the lyrics.

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What's wrong with the lyrics?
It's the fly thing.

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Well, horses have flies.
That makes sense.

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Yeah, but the lyric is,
"Let me be your guy,

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never mind them flies."

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It feels like I'm asking her
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that are surrounding me,
not the horse.

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♪ Never mind them thighs. ♪

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ThThighs? Where What?
Why thighs?
Yeah. Yeah.

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Whose thighs?
Yeah, well, maybe he's got
thick, grotesque thighs

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and he's embarrassed about 'em.
Look...

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There's a bigger problem, man.
Can I be honest with you?

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I'm having trouble concentrating
on any of this stuff,

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because I can't stop
thinking about the election.
The election.

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The election. Yes. Oh, my God.
Yes. Ah

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Yes. II was, like,
right there with you.

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II can't focus on any of our...

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The integrity of the election,
right? Because II...
Yes. Yes.

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Our democracy is at stake.
Yeah.

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I feel like things aren't
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andand we need
to get involved.
Mmhmm.

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You know, we were
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wasn't gonna get
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Of course not,
because he's an outsider

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that brings a fresh perspective

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to Washington. Right?

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Right.
I mean, we

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not everybody likes him,
but that's why we do.

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Yeah, and we were really worried
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just wasn't
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It's like, do I want
a bunch of eggheads

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who spend all day
learning about shit

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influencing how I think
about things? No.

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No, no. Plus, you want a guy
who's lived a little, right?

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You want a guy
who knows how to party.

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And our guy knows
how to party. Right?

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Yeah.
Our guy parties.

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Anyway, it was obvious
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of the election
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So that's why
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that things went smoothly
at the polling place.

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Right.
Hence, we created
Punch Incorporated.

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So, we used the loan
to buy tactical gear.

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Oh. Look at this one,
with the New York hat.

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She got bussed in
from that liberal hellscape?

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All right, let's go find out.

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Let's talk to her.
Excuse me, ma'am?
Ma'am?

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Ma'am, yes. Hi.
Ma'am.

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Ma'am.
Are you, uh,
registered to vote here?

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Ma'am?
Are you from Philly?

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Huh?
Yeah, and we don't want to see

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any of that bogus
fake I. D. bullshit.
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We're gonna ask you a series
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in no particular order.
Mmhmm.

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Why do we hate Chris Chelios?

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Who is Uncle Eddie Savitz?

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Who is a better athlete,
Donovan McNabb or Rocky Balboa?

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Where is...?
Hey Whoa.
Well, hold on a second.

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I mean, that's too easy.
McNabb, obviously.

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I...
Well, I don't think
it's that obvious.

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I mean, do you think
Donovan McNabb

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could go toetotoe
with Ivan Drago for 15 rounds?

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Uh, no, what I'm saying
is that Rocky Balboa

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is a fictional character, so
this isn't even a conversation.

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Are you Are you saying
you want Sly Stallone

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to be the starting QB
for the Eagles next season?

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How do you think
that's gonna go?
Well, what year is it?

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Is it early 1980s? 'Cause
the NFC East was not strong,

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and I say that Sly
takes us to the playoffs.

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Sly Stallone is just
a meatball actor.

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Then why do we make statues
to him?

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We don't Okay, hold on a sec.

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Wait, just... You're crazy.

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Okay, the guy is fivefootnine,
okay, to start with

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And by the way,
that's a celebrity listing.

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He's probably closer
to fivefootfour.

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So was Doug Flutie.
You saying he's an actor?

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No, I'm say...
He's one of the greatest

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football players
that Canada ever produced.

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Soso, I'm sorry,
now you're comparing McNabb

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to a teenytiny little man

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who's, uh, named
after a woodwind instrument?

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What are we even
talking about, man?
Hey, what's up, Brian?

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Good to see you again.
Brian.

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What's going on?
YYou want us to, um...

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You want us back
at the hundred feet?

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He wants us back
at the hundred feet.

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We're gonna be less effective
back there, but...

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The problem is,
back there, we can't...

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we can't keep a Yeah.
Okay. All right.

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We'll go back to the hundred.
Let'slet's We're gonna...

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Hey, you want to go
grab you a coffee?

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We got
We'll grab him a coffee.
We'll grab you a coffee,

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and then we'll be back, but...
Thanks for keeping things safe.

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We'll stay a little bit
further away.
We'll keep things safe.

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Suffice to say, our arguing

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did not help the situation.

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Yeah, it turns out they had
their own security there

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to keep things safe, and
they just kicked us right out.

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Anyway, the point is,

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the country was in turmoil,
okay? Tensions were high,

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so Mac and I decided to pivot to
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Yeah, we went
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for our budding
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as well as providing people
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to vote on another
pressing matter.
Mmhmm.

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♪ Freedom is the choice
you have ♪

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♪ Is it Rocky or McNabb? ♪

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♪ Cast your vote
and make it clear ♪

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♪ Place your voting choice
in here ♪

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♪ Place your voting
choice in here ♪

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♪ Place your voting choice
in here ♪

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♪ Place your voting choice
right up in here ♪

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♪ Right here. ♪

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Pop your votes

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right in that box there, folks.

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If you want them votes
to count.
That's right.

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Now, uh, let's, uh, let's take
it one more time from the top

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before Brian Security gets here.

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Yep. Let's do it. Here we go.
Yep.

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Now, the labeling...
in hindsight,

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was aa bit obtuse and created
aa great deal of confusion.

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It kind of backed up
the whole system.

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Right. Yeah, there was
a whole kerfuffle

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I don't know
if you remember this

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about, like, what votes
were supposed to be counted

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and what votes
aren't gonna be counted.

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And are these legitimate votes,
are these not legitimate votes?

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What's this, what's that?

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I mean, we put our boxes
all over the damn place.

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So, you know, we created a mess.

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I'm sorry, let me, let me
try to get this straight.

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So you're saying that you might
be partially responsible

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for the voting count delays
in the presidential election?

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Uh, no, no, I'm saying we might
have been entirely responsible,

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uh, for the vote delays, but
whawhat I'm also saying is that

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we were two American businessmen
who took out a legitimate loan

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for a legitimate business.

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Uh, well, now
that we've got that settled,

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uh, I'll tell you what,

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why don't, um,
why don't we play you

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a couple of our original songs,

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loosely based
on the chord progressions

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of Emerson, Lake & Palmer?
Mmm.

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NNo.
Yes.

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No. I think we should just...
Yes.

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Actually, let's just
keep moving on

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toto the next loan,
if that's okay.

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Uh, so, uh,
"Frank's Imports and Exports."

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Oh, that's this guy.
I'm gonna get a beer.
Boom.

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Go. What do you want to know?

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Uh, what were you importing?

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Inks, grease, paste.

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Sludges in general.

235
00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,595
Sludges, I see. All right.

236
00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,063
And, uh, what were
you exporting?

237
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Hair dye.

238
00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,068
Frank, I'm worried
about you, man.

239
00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:57,104
You're hitting it
way too hard, pal.

240
00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,106
I was going hard.

241
00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:02,776
When society hits the brakes,
I hit the gas, baby.

242
00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:06,513
:
Society break, I got gas.

243
00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:09,449
What? If you have gas,
take it out in the hall, okay?

244
00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:11,351
Also, I need another bucket.
I'm out of paint here.

245
00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,187
Where...
I got no more buckets.

246
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,121
Look, I shouldn't even
be doing this, man.

247
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,656
Uh, y It looks terrible.

248
00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,591
You should get this done in,
like, a salon or something.

249
00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:20,127
Salons are closed.

250
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,762
I got to go, got to go,
got to go, got to go.

251
00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,363
Got to go? Where you going?
Yeah, I got to go.

252
00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:24,731
That's only half
You look crazy, dude.

253
00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:27,100
Where you going?
I'm out.

254
00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,603
What... Well,
take a mask, will you?

255
00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:32,439
I mean, you got one?
I got Yes, I got a mask.

256
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,341
You got to wear it,
though, Frank.
It's on. I got it on.

257
00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,310
Yeah, but you got
to cover your nose, dude.

258
00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,045
You got to...

259
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,047
Why does nobody old
know how to wear a mask?

260
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,583
I was sick of staying inside.

261
00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,785
So I went to my favorite
bookstore to clear my head.

262
00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:48,222
Fortunately, my favorite
bookstore never closes,

263
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,457
and they never judge
their customers.

264
00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,326
Oh, hey, you got to wear a mask.

265
00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:55,062
I got a mask.

266
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,330
Oh, I didn't see it.
Right.

267
00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,131
You're good.
Thank you.

268
00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,200
So I grabbed a few titles

269
00:10:00,234 --> 00:10:03,303
and I went in the back
to do some light reading.

270
00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:06,240
There I was,
staring at my idols,

271
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:11,578
Peter North, T. T. Boy,
the late, great D. J. Ram.

272
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,314
And that's when I noticed it.

273
00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:17,584
The bad dye job.
Who had I become?

274
00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:20,454
I was letting the pandemic
get the best of me.

275
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,189
It had taken my manhood.

276
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,257
Well, I went home

277
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,193
and immediately
did something about it.

278
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,362
After I popped off.

279
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:32,599
I got right to work on creating
the perfect hair dye.

280
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:35,335
Shoe polish, India ink,

281
00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:36,737
permanent marker.

282
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,439
I tried 'em all.

283
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,742
Until I finally hit pay dirt.

284
00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,577
Whoa.

285
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,313
Chinese motor oil.

286
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,081
Bingo.
Bingo.

287
00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:51,051
For the first time
in a long time,

288
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,587
I felt like somebody again.

289
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,789
I couldn't let this opportunity
go to waste.

290
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,659
I opened a chair.

291
00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:02,796
I became the most soughtafter
underground hair stylist

292
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,200
for likeminded older men
yearning

293
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,436
for a sense of community
during the pandemic.

294
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:13,707
I had my PPP loan,
and business was booming.

295
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:19,346
♪ Ooh, a storm is threatening ♪

296
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,282
♪ My very life today ♪

297
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:28,355
♪ If I don't get some shelter ♪

298
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,624
♪ Ooh, yeah,
I'm gonna fade away ♪

299
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:35,128
♪ War, children ♪

300
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:39,466
♪ It's just a shot away,
it's just a shot away ♪

301
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:43,704
♪ War, children ♪

302
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:46,640
♪ It's just a shot away,
it's just a shot away... ♪

303
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,742
Then one day,
this guy comes in.

304
00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,577
Not even the usual clientele.

305
00:11:50,611 --> 00:11:53,447
Didn't even look
at the magazines.

306
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,316
Said he just needed
a place to cool off.

307
00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:58,252
Next thing you know,
he's in my chair.

308
00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,621
We talked about the election,

309
00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:05,058
and our mutual disdain
for insider Beltway politics.

310
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:08,228
He wasn't from the neighborhood.

311
00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:10,631
Said he was in from New York,
doing some business

312
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:14,168
at a fancy hotel
down the street.

313
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,602
He said his boss
was a very connected man

314
00:12:15,636 --> 00:12:18,572
who needed a situation fixed.

315
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:22,576
And this poor bastard was
in the eye of the shitstorm.

316
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:25,445
I did him up real nice.

317
00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:28,081
Little did I know,
my work was about to be

318
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,716
in the national spotlight,

319
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:33,053
on the head of America's mayor,

320
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,356
Rudolph William Giuliani.

321
00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:40,194
I was proud of how my work
stood up in the spotlight.

322
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,663
He became my biggest client.

323
00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:45,132
Funny thing about
the spotlight, though,

324
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,000
sometimes it burns too bright.

325
00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:53,240
And that was the moment I knew
it was coming to an end.

326
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,609
It was my own fault.
I got sloppy.

327
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,712
Started cutting corners,
using American motor oil.

328
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:02,015
And to top it off,
my guy didn't win the election.

329
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,052
The whole thing was a fiasco.

330
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,654
II blame myself.

331
00:13:07,688 --> 00:13:09,189
Wait, y so you're saying
that the hair dye

332
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,591
that's dripping down your face

333
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,759
is the same dye
used by Rudolph Giuliani

334
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,728
during the presidential
election?

335
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:15,729
Yeah.

336
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,302
Okay. Let's just move on
to the next loan.

337
00:13:22,336 --> 00:13:24,571
Um, a clothing line.
Something called

338
00:13:24,605 --> 00:13:26,173
"Garments and Varmints"?

339
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,708
Yo! That's us. Yeah.
Yep. Yeah.

340
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,443
Yeah, ththe name's
a little confusing,

341
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,478
'cause it did end up
being mostly costumes.

342
00:13:31,512 --> 00:13:33,180
Yeah, yeah, but it's not
really confusing, you know,

343
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,282
because varmints definitely
played, like, a key role in it.

344
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,683
So it's not confusing.
Oh, it's confusing.

345
00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:38,619
It's incredibly confusing.
I'm sorry.

346
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,486
But we can go on.
Yeah. Yeah.

347
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,154
Uh, I am confused.

348
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,289
Well, of course,
you're confused, Gary.

349
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,290
That's 'cause
you're not a moron.

350
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,362
All right, let me explain
what happened here, all right?

351
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,098
We've been on top of each other
for a long time.
Yeah.

352
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,566
We bubbled together
during the pandemic

353
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,468
because, well, we're both
essential workers at the bar.

354
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,171
Yeah, yeah. Charlie and I,
we're the last tit on the hog

355
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,539
before the asshole.

356
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,677
I am so sorry for my partner's
blue language.

357
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,479
Itit does not represent
our business,

358
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,714
and it's extremely offputting.
It was just a joke.

359
00:14:07,748 --> 00:14:10,551
Just stop. Okay.

360
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,186
The point is, we were
pretty deep in the pandemic

361
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:16,356
when we, uh,
we got a pretty good idea.

362
00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:18,692
We were gonna sell masks.

363
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,295
The world needed masks,
and once our loan came in,

364
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,096
we got all kinds of materials.

365
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,032
Only, there was one problem.

366
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,168
Bam. Check that one out.

367
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:30,037
What the hell is that?
That's a mask.

368
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,438
Yeah, of Ronald Reagan, but...

369
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,541
Ronald Reagan? That's Dennis.

370
00:14:34,575 --> 00:14:36,710
That's not Dennis?
Whether it's Dennis
or Ronald Reagan,

371
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,345
iit's not gonna stop
the spread of COVID.

372
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,080
Stop COVID?

373
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,582
Well, we don't need any more
of those kind of masks.

374
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,217
Everybody's making those masks.

375
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,484
Well, theythey're trying,
right?

376
00:14:44,518 --> 00:14:45,719
But, see, my angle is,
mine are funny.

377
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,688
Look at this.

378
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,189
"Fauch the Grouch."

379
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:50,757
Right?

380
00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:53,093
Fau That's a great name.
Who is that?
I know.

381
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,728
"Fauch."

382
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,430
Okay, how about this one?

383
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,764
"Mama needs wine."

384
00:14:57,798 --> 00:14:59,233
Right? And this is funny

385
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,201
'cause women are
alcoholics who hate their kids.

386
00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:03,270
Yeah, yeah.
But I you're, like,

387
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,072
you're missing
the big picture here, Dee.

388
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,440
Right? 'Cause, dude...
What do you mean?

389
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,308
...the real money is in the
Halloween costume space.

390
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,711
Think about it, man. Everyone's
been stuck together at home,

391
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:11,745
they're all worried and shit.

392
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,046
They're gonna want
to come together

393
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,314
at the end of next year,
so, like,

394
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,183
Halloween store owners,
they're gonna be, like,

395
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,185
some of the richest people
in America, Dee.

396
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,453
We're not gonna do that.
We're not gonna do

397
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,021
Let's just do
the medical mask thing.

398
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,489
Uh, number one, it's easier,
and number two,

399
00:15:22,523 --> 00:15:24,324
it actually makes sense. Right?
Okay. All right.

400
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,093
Well, fine,
we'll try your thing.
Logical.

401
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,594
Okay, fine.
Okay.

402
00:15:27,628 --> 00:15:29,329
Anyway, we made
the stupid masks,

403
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,098
but the next challenge
was marketing them.

404
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,333
Sweetie, if you're not gonna
help me homeschool these kids,

405
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,035
can you please
at least do the dishes?

406
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,571
I need to drink wine.

407
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,607
I know you do,
but, honey, I got you a gift.

408
00:15:40,641 --> 00:15:42,576
You did? What?

409
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,012
A custommade mask.

410
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:53,053
Are you looking
to party this Halloween?

411
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,022
Are you sick of being jerked
around by the fat cats

412
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,057
in the Halloween industry?

413
00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:00,327
Then we've got the fix for you.
Garments and Varmints.

414
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,329
And now it's all starting
to make sense, right?

415
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:03,764
WhWhat? No.

416
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,599
It makes less sense
than it did in the beginning.

417
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,534
You're telling it wrong.
Gary gets it.

418
00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:08,669
No, II don't get it.
Point is,

419
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,304
for reasons we would find out

420
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,705
much later, we did end up
getting a rather sizable order

421
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,174
for costumes from one group.

422
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,709
Yeah, uhhuh, and these guys
were out of state, right,

423
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,711
and they wanted them
really fast.
We were in a rush.

424
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,313
So we were stressed out.

425
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,048
Now, luckily, I was pretty handy
with the old girl,

426
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,183
so we were able to fill out
most of the order.

427
00:16:23,217 --> 00:16:24,585
Although we were
running out of material.

428
00:16:24,618 --> 00:16:27,020
Okay, what else do we need?
What?

429
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,622
What else do we need?
Uh, uh, pelts.

430
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,624
Get more pelts.
What pelts?

431
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,060
The pelts! The pelts, you bitch!

432
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,629
Pelts for what?
Oh, you bitch.

433
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,464
You insufferable bitch.

434
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,466
I d Am I supposed
to even know what that means?

435
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,567
Animal pelts!
What are we doing
with animal pelts?

436
00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:42,135
I can't sew without the pelts!

437
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,203
Get the pelts, you bitch!

438
00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:44,738
Yeah, now, normally,

439
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,039
I don't call Dee a bitch.

440
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,407
That's sort of Dennis's thing.

441
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:50,043
Dee's a goddamn bitch!
Yeah. Uh,

442
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,545
but, you know, her vulgar
language was rubbing off on me,

443
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:54,081
you know, which wasn't
a good look for the business.

444
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,716
The pelts that Charlie's
referring to,

445
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,184
they're from raccoons
that he was tanning

446
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,352
in the basement of this bar.

447
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,053
Yeah, well, you see,

448
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,288
the pandemic
had kind of disrupted

449
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,723
the bar's natural ecosystem.

450
00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,223
There was a real uptick
in raccoons,

451
00:17:04,258 --> 00:17:05,692
which consider
rat brains a delicacy,

452
00:17:05,726 --> 00:17:07,761
which ofof course you know,
Gary,

453
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,496
and now it's all starting
to make sense.
It doesn't make sense.

454
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,365
At least now he understands
why we called the business

455
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,300
Garments and Varmints.
He doesn't care what we call

456
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,001
the business.
I believe that the man does!

457
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,136
I'm taking over the whole story!

458
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:19,173
Okay?
Please go ahead.

459
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,407
It took us three hours,
but we finally arrived

460
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,111
at the place where we were
gonna meet the customer.

461
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,348
Gentlemen.
You got the stuff?

462
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,417
Absolutely. Give me one minute.
Hey.

463
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,220
Digging that face paint.
Very festive.

464
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,621
What are you
gentlemen celebrating?

465
00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:37,090
We're protesting
the election.
Yeah!

466
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:37,991
Okay, well,
I can get behind that,

467
00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:39,560
'cause our guy
did not get a fair shake.

468
00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:41,228
Oh.
The whole thing is a sham.

469
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,230
Yeah, our guy got screwed, man.
Sham.

470
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,465
Okay, so there's the costumes.

471
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,201
I'm especially proud of the
stitching on the animal skins.

472
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,203
That was all Charlie.
You know what I'd like to do?

473
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,406
Uh, I'd love to throw in
this cool hat for free.

474
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,208
I think it really completes
the look.

475
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,176
Let's see.
You know? Let's see it there.

476
00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:58,579
Oh, shit. He's right.
Yeah.

477
00:17:58,612 --> 00:18:01,582
Thanks, brother.

478
00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:04,151
Now let's go save this country!

479
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,287
All right.

480
00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:10,224
Uh, they all seemed
pretty amped up.

481
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,192
But we were, too. I mean,
people have been dragging

482
00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:14,595
our guy's name through the mud,
saying he wasn't fit for office.

483
00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:17,231
Yeah, calling him a narcissist,
saying he was mentally ill,

484
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,332
and that all the people
who showed up

485
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,067
for his events were idiots.
Yeah, but that's 'cause

486
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,568
they've never seen
the guy onstage.

487
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,605
I mean, he's electrifying
onstage.
Yeah.

488
00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:27,708
All right, I'm sorry, let me...
try to make sense of this.

489
00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:30,143
You're telling me that you
provided the iconic costumes

490
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,578
at the Capitol riots?

491
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,680
Yeah.
Yep.

492
00:18:33,714 --> 00:18:36,083
Can't say they weren't
good costumes, Gary.

493
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,018
They were great costumes.
Isn't that something?
Isn't that something?

494
00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:40,020
Well, uh, listen,
now that we've cleared up

495
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,755
all those previous loans, uh,
we would like to talk to you

496
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:46,159
about giving us a new loan
for Paddy's Pub. Okay...

497
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,061
Oh my G What was that?
Oh, sorr

498
00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:49,296
Firework. Almost got you, pal.

499
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,364
Sorry about that.

500
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:51,598
Fire.
Oh!

501
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:52,599
Huh? What?

502
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:53,634
Shit, I see it. All right.

503
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,536
Uh, I got it. I got it.

504
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:57,404
I got it. Sorry, everyone.
All right.

505
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:05,012
Uh, sorry about that, everybody.

506
00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:06,613
Probably shouldn't have
done that in the bar.

507
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,182
Oh, is that right?
Yeah, I'm sorry, guys.

508
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,550
Yeah. All right, well...
I was trying to get

509
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,218
a little fanfare
for thethe loan.

510
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,619
It was prett
It was kind of cool.

511
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,555
Um, so, hey, listen, um,

512
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,324
listen, we really do believe
that with a major cash infusion,

513
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,459
we could turn this bar
into something...
No, no, no.

514
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,461
...even more successful
than it already...
No, no, no. Stop.

515
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:22,729
II have heard enough.

516
00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:24,631
You people have
shamelessly gamed the system

517
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:27,401
out of massive amounts
of taxpayer dollars

518
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,470
for fictitious businesses
that have gone bankrupt,

519
00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,706
and still you have the nerve
to ask for more money?

520
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,174
Well, that's what makes America

521
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,175
the greatest country
in the world.

522
00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:37,144
When you're in need,
the government comes in

523
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,179
and bails you out.
Nothing made me more money

524
00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:41,415
than businesses
I sent into bankruptcy.

525
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,717
Yes Yeah, yeah.
That's the American way.

526
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,452
That's as American
as it gets right there.

527
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,753
That's right, and maybe
if our guy had won,

528
00:19:46,787 --> 00:19:48,722
our businesses could succeed
just like his.

529
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,190
They would've been huge hits.
Oh, absolutely.

530
00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:51,725
Yeah.
I think so.

531
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,694
No, no, no, II No...

532
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:56,196
None of these idiotic businesses
would have been successful

533
00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:58,065
whether Trump had won or lost.

534
00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:01,034
Huh?
Okay.
Trump?

535
00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:03,070
Yeah. I'm sorry...
Yeah, whwhy are you talking
about Trump?

536
00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:04,571
Where'd you get that?
Yeah, how are you
getting to that?

537
00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:07,140
Uh, "Washington outsider,
not taken seriously

538
00:20:07,174 --> 00:20:10,077
"by the liberal media,
successful businessman,

539
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:12,446
unsuccessful in love,
electrifying onstage."

540
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,314
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that's our guy.

541
00:20:14,348 --> 00:20:15,215
Yeah, yeah, that's him.
Absolutely. Yeah.

542
00:20:15,249 --> 00:20:17,751
That's Kanye. Kanye West.
Kanye West.

543
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:18,719
He's our guy.
Have you seen him onstage?

544
00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:20,487
Yeah.

545
00:20:20,521 --> 00:20:22,422
Wait, Kanye West?

546
00:20:22,456 --> 00:20:24,591
You all voted for Kanye West?

547
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:26,593
Oh, absolutely.
Damn right.
100%, pal.

548
00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:28,228
You've seen him onstage?
All the way.
Yeah, man.

549
00:20:28,262 --> 00:20:29,730
He's the best. He's the best.

550
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:32,432
No. I do not believe you.

551
00:20:32,466 --> 00:20:35,269
I do not believe any of you.
None of this happened.

552
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,571
There is no way
that you were all involved

553
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,540
in every major event
of the past year.

554
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:41,675
WhWhy?
Why?

555
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,410
Because you're not Forrest Gump!

556
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:47,447
You'll be hearing from the IRS.

557
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:54,154
Okay.
I don't... I don't like him.

558
00:20:54,188 --> 00:20:55,589
I don't think he's gonna
give us the loan.

559
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,591
I don't think we're gonna get
the loan, either.
No.

560
00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:00,060
You know what we should do?
Let's listen to some Kanye West.

561
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,595
Ow!
That's what we should do.

562
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:02,763
That's gonna bring
the mood back up.

563
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:05,465
We all should be listening
to Kanye West.

564
00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:08,435
♪ She give me money ♪
♪ Now, I ain't sayin'
she a gold digger ♪

565
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,571
♪ When I'm in need ♪
♪ But she ain't messin'
with no broke, broke ♪

566
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:13,407
♪ Now, I ain't sayin'
she a gold digger ♪

567
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,310
♪ When I'm in need ♪
♪ But she ain't messin'
with no broke, broke ♪

568
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:19,046
♪ I got to leave ♪
♪ Get down girl, go 'head,
get down ♪

569
00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:21,415
♪ I got to leave ♪
♪ Get down, girl,
go 'head, get down ♪

570
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,318
♪ I got to leave ♪
♪ Get down, girl, go 'head,
get down ♪

571
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,453
♪ I got to leave ♪
♪ Get down, girl, go 'head... ♪

572
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:29,556
Stop the count! Stop the count!

573
00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:31,458
♪ With a baby Louis Vuitton
under her underarm ♪

574
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,359
♪ She said,
"I can tell you rock ♪

575
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,228
♪ "I can tell by your charm ♪

576
00:21:34,261 --> 00:21:35,429
♪ "Far as girls,
you got a flock ♪

577
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,564
♪ I can tell by your charm
and your arm" ♪

578
00:21:37,598 --> 00:21:39,633
♪ But I'm lookin' for the one,
have you seen her? ♪

579
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,302
♪ My psychic told me
she'll have a ... like Serena ♪

580
00:21:42,336 --> 00:21:45,038
♪ Trina, Jennifer Lopez,
four kids ♪

581
00:21:45,072 --> 00:21:47,608
♪ And I got to take
all they bad ... to ShowBiz? ♪

582
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:50,277
♪ Okay, get your kids, but then
they got their friends ♪

583
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,479
♪ I pulled up in the Benz,
they all got up in ♪

584
00:21:52,513 --> 00:21:55,182
♪ We all went to din
and then I had to pay ♪

585
00:21:55,215 --> 00:21:57,451
♪ If you ... with this girl,
then you better be paid ♪

586
00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,554
♪ You know why?
It take too much to touch her ♪

587
00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:03,056
♪ From what I heard,
she got a baby by Busta ♪

588
00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:05,692
♪ My best friend said
she used to ... with Usher ♪

589
00:22:05,726 --> 00:22:08,161
♪ I don't care what none of
y'all say, I still love her ♪

590
00:22:08,195 --> 00:22:10,264
♪ Now, I ain't sayin'
she a gold digger... ♪

591
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:21,675
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