1 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,219 - Goddamn. Hey, gorgeous. 2 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:12,221 Hey, lover. 3 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:15,641 - This is so...private. 4 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:16,725 I love you more. 5 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,560 - Nope, not possible. 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,103 - It's like we're seeing something 7 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:23,023 we're not supposed to be seeing. 8 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,233 - I know. 9 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,859 Oh, my God. 10 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,862 Look at my fucking husband. Look at my beautiful husband. 11 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,240 - Which is kinda what makes it so fucking hot. 12 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,662 Fuck, I love you so much. 13 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,080 - I know. 14 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,793 - I mean, if this thing ever got out... 15 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,378 Tommy.... 16 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,796 Yes? 17 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:47,631 When are you gonna get me preggo? 18 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:51,426 I'm tryin'. 19 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:54,221 Oh, my God, I am one lucky camper. 20 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:08,151 - I want in. 21 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,237 I know everybody in this business, 22 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,406 all the major distributors. 23 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:15,033 I can really help you go big with this thing. 24 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,414 You do you want to go big with this thing, right? 25 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,756 - Yes, I do. 26 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:32,426 Bless this videotape 27 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:35,596 that you've chosen to put into my hand. 28 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,848 May it be 29 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:40,684 an instrument of justice, 30 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:44,563 delivering richly-deserved comeuppance 31 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:49,693 to those who have acted like assholes, 32 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,987 refusing to pay for services rendered, 33 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:56,742 keeping tools that do not belong to them, 34 00:01:56,742 --> 00:02:00,954 and just, in general, 35 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,999 treating decent people with a total lack of respect. 36 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,170 ♪ ♪ 37 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:10,547 May you knock these fuckers down a peg, 38 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:15,010 teaching them a much-deserved lesson in humility. 39 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:19,056 And may you, in the process, deliver 40 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:22,267 great financial reward to those they have wronged. 41 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,771 Like a shitload of money. 42 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,734 Namaste. 43 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,707 ♪ LSD at the party ♪ 44 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,001 ♪ We're getting' rowdy ♪ 45 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,378 - Let's do this. 46 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,129 ♪ Here we come again, never stumbling ♪ 47 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,464 ♪ Watch your mumbling ♪ 48 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,132 ♪ You broke, crooked MCs, you keep crumbling ♪ 49 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,551 ♪ Bit by bit, we lyrically fit ♪ 50 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,886 ♪ Some of the top course moves ♪ 51 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:59,012 ♪ That be cooler than cool with it, so I-- ♪ 52 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,597 ♪ Crown can make you Black ♪ 53 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,140 ♪ Nigga gonna jump around ♪ 54 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,935 ♪ So get down, get down ♪ 55 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,771 I love you, lover. 56 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,690 God damn it, you rip! 57 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,276 I love you so much. - I mean, you get the gist. 58 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:18,115 - Fuck. 59 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:20,367 - Every dude on the planet 60 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,910 is gonna wanna jack off to this. 61 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:24,454 Trust me, I can't stop. 62 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,752 What's the matter? 63 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:33,255 - Um, no offense, 64 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,424 but I have to ask the question. 65 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,592 - Yeah, of course. 66 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:38,885 - Why you? 67 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,303 - Why us? 68 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,639 - Why am I not hearing from them directly? 69 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,016 - Why are you not hearing from them directly? 70 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:48,437 - Well, that is because, uh, they are not 71 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:52,482 specifically involved in this venture, per se. 72 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,025 Per se. 73 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:01,158 So it's stolen. 74 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,826 - Stolen? - No. 75 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,119 - No? 76 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,620 So you have releases? 77 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:10,083 - No, we don't have releases. 78 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,126 - So it's stolen. 79 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,669 - No. 80 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:15,922 Uh, that's just not the word I would use. 81 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,757 - No? What would you say? 82 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:18,967 It was, uh... 83 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,719 there was a sei--it was seized. 84 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,137 Through a seizure. 85 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:25,223 I, uh, enacted a seizure, 86 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,809 uh, from its original proprietors 87 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:32,105 in exchange for, um... compentory damages. 88 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,234 - Okay. 89 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:39,070 Let me ask you something, Ron. - Rand. 90 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:41,615 - When you walked in the building this morning, 91 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,242 did you happen to notice what it says at the tippy top? 92 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:45,494 - Vivid Pictures. 93 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,370 - It says Vivid Entertainment. 94 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,998 That's the name of the company. It's right on the sign. 95 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:55,837 I put that tape out there, Tommy Lee and a clown car 96 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:58,381 of Century City lawyers can find me 97 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:01,468 without so much as cracking open a Yellow Pages. 98 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,930 Do you seriously think that I would invite 99 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,140 that kind of shitstorm into my life? 100 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,439 ♪ ♪ 101 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,607 - So that's a pass? 102 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:25,158 ♪ ♪ 103 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,077 - You got signed releases? 104 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,747 - No. 105 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,291 ♪ ♪ 106 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:37,712 ♪ What goes up must come down ♪ 107 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:41,675 ♪ Spinning wheel, gotta go round ♪ 108 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,176 ♪ Talking 'bout your troubles ♪ 109 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,219 - You guys got releases? 110 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,887 ♪ It's a crying sin ♪ 111 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:47,889 ♪ Ride a painted pony... ♪ 112 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:50,475 - Get the fuck out of here. 113 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:55,313 ♪ You got no money, you got no home ♪ 114 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:58,149 ♪ Spinning wheel, all alone ♪ 115 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,860 I don't care how big his dick is. 116 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,778 I can't show it to anybody without releases. 117 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,029 Fuck off. 118 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,906 - But if you do happen to get the releases, 119 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,659 please, do come back here to Naughty Time Films. 120 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,081 No! 121 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:15,500 - Ow! 122 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,835 Fuck! God damn it! 123 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,841 Oh, fuck. 124 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:26,011 Hey Rand, it's Erica. Long time no see. 125 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:30,098 Listen, I'm wondering if you can help-- 126 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,641 - Hey, hey, how's it going? 127 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,101 Hi. You're there. 128 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,436 - Yeah, no, uh, sorry. 129 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,062 Just--I just walked through the front door. 130 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,273 Is this a bad time? - No. 131 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,650 Um, not at all. 132 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:44,029 It's, uh--I just got home from a party 133 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,822 in the--in the Hollywood Hills, 134 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,115 um, that was awesome. 135 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:50,452 And yeah, overall, I just had a long day of, 136 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,246 you know, important meetings about business things. 137 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,456 Oh. Okay. 138 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:55,665 Well, I'm sorry. I'll let you go. 139 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,792 - No, you don't--no, it's okay. 140 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,211 Seriously, I'm, you know-- I'm here for you, 141 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:02,213 even after a long day like, uh, 142 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:03,965 the one I just described to you. 143 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,675 I just had a question. 144 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:08,178 Feel free to say no. 145 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:12,682 - Uh...whatever you need. Go ahead. 146 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,393 Is there any chance you could come over? 147 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:27,822 - Hi. - Hi. 148 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:30,033 Uh, the building manager sent me about your sink. 149 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,576 - Oh, great. Thank you. 150 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,037 Come on in. Come on in. 151 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,247 I'm Erica, by the way. 152 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,500 - October 3rd? - Yes. Why? 153 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,919 - You have the same birthday as Alvin Toffler. 154 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,004 - I don't...who is that? 155 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,048 - Who's Alvin Toffler? - Yeah. 156 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:46,633 - Only the world's foremost thinker 157 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,843 in the field of futurism. 158 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,637 - You're an inventor? 159 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:54,265 - I am. - That is so cool. 160 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,393 What have you invented? 161 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:58,937 - I'm working on something right now 162 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,647 I'm very excited about. 163 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:01,731 - What is it? 164 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,236 ♪ ♪ 165 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,738 - So imagine a microwave. 166 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,657 - Okay. - But for cold. 167 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,372 - Whoa! - I know. 168 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,790 I know! 169 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,959 I mean, we have countless devices 170 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,669 to make things hot in seconds-- 171 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:25,296 - But not cold! - Until right now. 172 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,632 Yeah. - Shit, man, that's genius. 173 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:31,177 - Thank you, yeah. I mean, ice cubes, gazpacho. 174 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:34,097 I mean, the applications are virtually limitless. 175 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,724 - Can I see it? 176 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,308 - No. 177 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:41,271 It's not, you know--it's still in its, like, conceptual phase. 178 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,148 But that's the hard part, you know. 179 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,816 Having the vision for these things. 180 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,192 Then you just get some science nerd 181 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,695 to actually execute it, but that's easy. 182 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,533 - Huh. 183 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,868 - Oh, thank you. 184 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,286 - Mm-hmm. 185 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,083 - So, um, what about you? - Me? 186 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,960 - Yeah, what's, uh-- what's your thing? 187 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,671 - Oh, I'm--I'm an actress. 188 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,341 - Really? 189 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:12,594 - Um, sort of. 190 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:13,636 - Sort of? 191 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,097 - I mean, I wanna be an actress. 192 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:19,058 - Well, do you act in things? 193 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,227 - Mm... 194 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:26,524 I mean, the kind of acting I do isn't, like... 195 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,234 real acting. 196 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,652 - All acting is real acting. 197 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,867 - It's kind of adult. 198 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,288 - Like porn? 199 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,625 - Yes. 200 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:50,590 ♪ ♪ 201 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,510 - That is awesome. 202 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,310 I'm a little starstruck right now. 203 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:05,230 I don't know what to say. 204 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,691 - Oh, thank you so much. 205 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:09,901 - No problem. 206 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,069 - All right, come on in. 207 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,404 - Oh, there's your problem. 208 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,200 Your flow cup valve is not sealing. 209 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:21,120 - It is so nice to have a man around the house. 210 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,414 - I thought lesbians were supposed to be handy. 211 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,250 - I'm bi. - "Bi" then. 212 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,628 What does she have that I don't have? 213 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,005 - Don't even touch that. 214 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:33,341 - Um, so can you fix it? 215 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,637 You see this crack? - Yes. 216 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,972 That is why it's overflowing. 217 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,557 It's supposed to seal, 218 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,350 and that's what triggers the fill to stop. 219 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:45,103 - So I need to get a new one? 220 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,646 Unfortunately, yes. 221 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,816 Except they don't make these anymore. 222 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,026 The new toilets, they don't use this style. 223 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,403 - Oh, shit. 224 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:57,448 - Luckily, you know, I do have my sources, 225 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,367 so I could do a little digging for you. 226 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,952 - Yeah? Yeah. 227 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,370 You know, I'm pretty busy right now. 228 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,455 I got a lot of things going on, but I'll make some time. 229 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,124 - You really-- you wouldn't mind? 230 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,250 - For you? 231 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,751 No. 232 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,170 - Thank you. Thank you so much, Rand. 233 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,798 Thank you so much. 234 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,262 ♪ ♪ 235 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,723 - Hi, I'm looking for a float cup valve. 236 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:25,393 The old plunger type, a Bemis 46D or-- 237 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,186 - What is it? - What do you call it? 238 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,813 A float cup valve. - No. 239 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,274 - Yeah, I'm looking for the old plunger type, actually, 240 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,109 like a Bemis 46D. 241 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,861 - We haven't had those for years. 242 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,280 - Do you know anybody who might have that? 243 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,656 - No. 244 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:45,038 ♪ ♪ 245 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,793 - Yeah, I'm looking for, uh, the old plunger type 246 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,630 of float cup valve like a Bemis 46D. 247 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,841 It's an old float cup valve for--for a toilet. 248 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,177 Do you have any old float cup valves? 249 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:04,641 Oh. Oh. 250 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,393 Oh, deputy. 251 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,230 - You've been a bad little wench. 252 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:25,370 ♪ ♪ 253 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:40,969 ♪ ♪ 254 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:24,470 Yeah, do you guys carry those old float cup valves? 255 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,638 Like with the flip hinge? 256 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,098 Uh-huh. 257 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,558 Yeah, we got that. 258 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,268 - Really? - Yeah. 259 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,312 I think we got a couple left if you want me to hold some 260 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,896 behind the register for you. 261 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:38,109 - Oh, actually, um, I'm in California. 262 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,193 California? 263 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,528 - Yeah, I found you guys on the web. 264 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,863 Wow. 265 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,531 You're the third one today. 266 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,033 - Really? Yeah. 267 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,535 You will not believe how much business we got from that. 268 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,662 - Really? Oh, yeah. 269 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,707 It's my boss' idea. Kind of a technology geek. 270 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,167 - Yeah, me too. 271 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,585 I've been on the web for over a year now. 272 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,920 It's amazing what you can find on there. 273 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,380 - Ah, uh-huh. 274 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,927 - Anyway, if I give you my, uh, credit card number, 275 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,804 will you mail me the part? 276 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,222 Cool. Shoot. 277 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:11,601 - Great. Um, so it's a Discover card. 278 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,102 The number's, um... 279 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,483 Hello? 280 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,319 - I'm gonna call you back. 281 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:31,329 ♪ ♪ 282 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,801 I'm not sure. Looks good. 283 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,844 Excuse me. I got it. 284 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,891 - A what--a what site? 285 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,267 - A website. 286 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,727 It's this thing on the computer. 287 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,853 People will go to it. 288 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,523 They will order the tape directly from us. 289 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,858 - Okay, and how does somebody find this? 290 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,985 - They will find it on a search engine 291 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:06,447 like Yahoo or AltaVista. 292 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,074 - Mm-hmm. 293 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,408 And how... 294 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,743 but how... 295 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,954 but how do they know to search for the tape 296 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,248 if they don't even know it exists? 297 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,583 - They don't have to know. 298 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,795 And that is the beauty of the web. 299 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:25,174 It's like this, man. It's like this. 300 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,759 You're on your computer, 301 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,885 and you go on the search engine, 302 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,679 and you just type what you want to see. 303 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,140 Okay? "Pam Anderson. 304 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,599 "Tits. 305 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:37,311 Pam Anderson's tits," and up we pop. 306 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,438 - Hmm. 307 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,773 I don't get it. 308 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,984 - You don't have to get it. 309 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,319 I get it, and so do 30 million other people. 310 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,654 - 30 million? 311 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,073 - That's how many are on the web worldwide right now, 312 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,908 and we can reach every single one of them. 313 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,660 How-how-how are you gonna-- 314 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,495 that's gonna cost a fortune. 315 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,248 - It is free. 316 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,421 The World Wide Web is free. 317 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,134 - We still need money, though. Yeah. 318 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,802 - Manufacturing, shipping. - Mm-hmm. We do. 319 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,721 We need an investor, but that's just any asshole 320 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,014 with deep pockets. 321 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,642 - I know people like that. 322 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:29,113 ♪ ♪ 323 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:33,075 - Thus we ask unto the universe... 324 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:39,040 In our insignificance... 325 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,084 to bless us with the body and soul of a child. 326 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,799 In Jati, the physical birth. 327 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,227 - In Jati, the physical birth, 328 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:03,147 so that we may take part in Samsara, 329 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:06,359 the great cycle of life. 330 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,751 I don't-- 331 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,378 I'm doing something wrong. 332 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,880 - Babe, you are not doing anything wrong. 333 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,131 We just started. 334 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,262 - And ain't it fun trying? 335 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,349 Hey, come on. 336 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,726 - Hey, come on, fertility gods! 337 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,895 I summon you to my dick! 338 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:50,194 Oh, baby. Baby, baby, baby. I can't right now. I can't. 339 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,196 It's my big monologue. 340 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,741 - That's right. 341 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,952 It's tomorrow. 342 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,996 - So spare me that BS about you not hurting 343 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,206 anybody but yourself, because you know what? 344 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,666 I'm not buying it. 345 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,418 And neither is your daughter. 346 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,253 You think she's too young to know what's going on? 347 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,588 You think you're hiding it from her? 348 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,089 Well, let me tell you. 349 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,508 She may not see that-- that junk going up your nose, 350 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,968 but she can feel it. 351 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,386 She can feel it every time you hold her 352 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,013 and you're someplace else, 353 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,348 every time you're not there to tuck her in at night 354 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,017 because you're out partying at some dance club, 355 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,310 and you know what? 356 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,186 Unlike the harm those drugs do to your body, 357 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,521 the harm they do to that little girl will last 358 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,814 the rest of her life. 359 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,817 So don't tell me you're only hurting yourself. 360 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,152 Because if you believe that, 361 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,280 you're even higher than I thought. 362 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,240 Now hand over the bag. 363 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,620 - Holy fuck. 364 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,498 - You know, was--I don't-- Was that okay? 365 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,626 - Okay? 366 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,211 That was incredible. 367 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,213 - Really? 368 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,090 - Oh, my God. 369 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,508 I was scared. 370 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,344 Oh, my God. 371 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,846 You know, I--I've been rehearsing the shit out of it. 372 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,097 It's the first time I've been given 373 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,600 more than two lines in a row this season. 374 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,811 - I am so proud of you. 375 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,521 They're not even gonna know what hit 'em! 376 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,067 I should get to bed. Oh, no, no, no. 377 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,318 - It's not even 8:00. 378 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,611 - I know, I know, I know. - Come on. 379 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,654 - But, you know, I wanna be rested and fresh. 380 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:16,739 - Baby. 381 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,157 - Yeah, but the camera's gonna finally be 382 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,408 on my face for a change. 383 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,954 Good night. 384 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:42,765 ♪ ♪ 385 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,902 Oh, Mommy loves you, baby. 386 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,029 Oh, I know. I know you're hungry. 387 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,739 I know. Sorry, baby. 388 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:08,749 ♪ ♪ 389 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,761 Thanks, Hector. 390 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,107 ...keeping the party going 391 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,234 with another 30 minutes of commercial-free music 392 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,862 right here on LA's home of the hits, 102.7 FM. 393 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:38,946 - Feel a little nervous. 394 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,197 Don't be nervous. 395 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,199 You look great. - You're gonna be fine. 396 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,617 - You think? - Yeah. 397 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:46,412 It's gonna be really good. - Yeah, it's fine. 398 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,038 Need a little dab, you. 399 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,874 Yeah. Do we just blot it? 400 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,085 - Oh, my God, this song is so good. 401 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,921 Turn it up! 402 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,215 Thank you! 403 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:02,261 ♪ Just stick to another man ♪ 404 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:06,098 ♪ A man that surely deserves me ♪ 405 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,808 ♪ But I think you do ♪ 406 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:14,064 ♪ So I cry and I pray and I beg ♪ 407 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,192 ♪ Love me, love me ♪ 408 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,694 ♪ Say that you love me ♪ 409 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,404 ♪ Fool me, fool me ♪ 410 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,031 ♪ Go on and fool me ♪ 411 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,574 New script, Miss Anderson. 412 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:24,950 ♪ Love me, love me ♪ 413 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,369 ♪ Pretend that you love me ♪ - Thanks. 414 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,079 ♪ Leave me, leave me ♪ 415 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,707 ♪ Just say that you need me ♪ 416 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,376 - Yes! 417 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,379 ♪ ♪ 418 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:40,591 ♪ And I pray for you to ♪ 419 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,431 It's-- Shakespeare. 420 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:48,724 Yeah. Okay, Shakespeare. 421 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,518 - Like, I think it really lends an element-- 422 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,561 - Hey, guys. Hey. 423 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,188 - Pamela, did you get the new pages? 424 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,856 - I did. Yes, that's actually-- 425 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,399 that's actually what I want to talk to you about. 426 00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,944 - Oh, what's up? - My monologue. 427 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,154 It's cut? 428 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,531 Yeah. 429 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,990 Yeah, now it's just me, you know, 430 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:08,369 running into the water and fishing out a bag of drugs. 431 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:09,662 - Yeah. 432 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,413 - We just felt it was more powerful that way. 433 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:12,873 - Yeah, it's so kinetic. 434 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,209 You know, you're running, you're charging into the water. 435 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,502 - Yes. 436 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,045 Yeah, but the whole-- the whole point was, 437 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,380 you know, that, 438 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,840 when I talk to her about this stuff, that's-- 439 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,551 that's the moment she finally realizes 440 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:24,718 the consequences of her actions-- 441 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,178 - We just thought it was stronger. 442 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,348 Wordless. 443 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,856 - Oh, yeah. 444 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,733 Yeah, sure. 445 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,652 - You're such a pro. 446 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,197 - Yeah. 447 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,870 - Yeah, 'cause if we, uh-- I think if we moved that... 448 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,583 - I am so over it. 449 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:56,792 - You're almost done. 450 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,002 It's your last season. 451 00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,712 - Maybe. - Pammy, definitely. 452 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,797 Listen, the second that Barb Wire comes out-- 453 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,300 - Yeah, well, it has to be a hit. 454 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,011 - Of course it's gonna be a hit. 455 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:11,265 When have you ever failed at anything your entire life? 456 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:23,611 ♪ ♪ 457 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:38,000 ♪ ♪ 458 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,844 100% organic, and no artificial-- 459 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,429 - It's not. My goodness, wait. 460 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,432 Moving back, and out goes-- 461 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,059 Baby, college, retirement-- 462 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:57,853 Automotive's got all the hottest SUVs you-- 463 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,271 Motley Crue ruled 464 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,232 the rock and roll airwaves in the 1980s. 465 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,985 With a string of platinum selling albums, 466 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:08,948 the LA bad boys were the undisputed kings of rock. 467 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:12,618 But with a new decade, a new rock sound came 468 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,453 roaring out of Seattle. 469 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,747 Led by Nirvana's "Nevermind," 470 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:19,541 grunge swept the spandex and hairspray 471 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:23,712 off of the Sunset Strip and off of the sales charts. 472 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:27,675 By 1994, Motley Crue had hit rock bottom 473 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:29,343 with their self-titled album-- 474 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:39,353 ♪ ♪ 475 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:56,328 - Yeah! 476 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,663 - You're home. Come here! 477 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:58,914 My baby! 478 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,207 - Come on! 479 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,337 - Are you hungry? 480 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,006 Starved. 481 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:14,763 - Yeah! 482 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,892 Okay, you ready? Yes! 483 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,519 - Close your eyes, close your eyes. 484 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,937 Wait, can I open my eyes? 485 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,481 - One, two, three! 486 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,610 Kalos irthate. 487 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,070 - Baby. 488 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:32,072 Welcome! 489 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:35,367 God! - Babe, come here. 490 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,161 I have prepared for you 491 00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:39,997 the traditional cuisine of my people. 492 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,498 - When did you do this? 493 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:45,919 - This is dolmades, stuffed grape leaves. 494 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,713 Hold on, and... 495 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,465 - Oh, my God! 496 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:53,135 - Spanakopita! Whoo! 497 00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:56,013 Which is like spinach pie. 498 00:25:56,013 --> 00:26:00,768 Melitzanosalata, an eggplant dip. 499 00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:04,229 And the crown jewel. 500 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,275 - Careful, baby. 501 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,819 - The moussaka. 502 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,196 - What is it? 503 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:13,322 - I'm ain't even gonna say, 504 00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:14,740 but that shit's straight up craze! 505 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:17,117 - Let me try it, let me try it. 506 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,371 Oh, my God. - Right? 507 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,457 - Oh, my God! 508 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:35,135 - Melina Mercouri. 509 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:37,137 My mom played her constantly. 510 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:41,225 - What's her name, your mom? 511 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:44,144 - Vassiliki, but everyone called her Voula. 512 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:48,690 Voula. 513 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:51,110 Is your dad Greek too? 514 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,779 Minnesotan. 515 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:54,863 - What? Mm-hmm. 516 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:56,281 - He's from Minnesota? 517 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,533 - Yup. Oh, my God. 518 00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:00,744 - They met when he was overseas in the military. 519 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:03,539 - You're full of surprises. 520 00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:04,915 And what's your dad's name? 521 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,291 - David. 522 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,876 David Oliver Bass. 523 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:11,588 - David Oliver Bass. 524 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:12,798 Not Lee? 525 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,134 - Lee's my middle name. 526 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,343 - Huh. Really? 527 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:20,180 - Thomas Lee Bass. That's my birth name. 528 00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:23,517 I had no idea. 529 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:24,935 - So... 530 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,106 How was your day? 531 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,444 What? 532 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,448 They cut my monologue. 533 00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:41,034 - What? - Yes. 534 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:44,454 They said it was, um--they said it was stronger wordless. 535 00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:45,789 - Wait. - God. 536 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:46,790 Anyway, it's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. 537 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:47,916 It happens all the time. 538 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,126 This is so good. Should we eat? 539 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,919 - That was your big scene. - I know. 540 00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,546 - You practiced the shit out of it. 541 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:53,881 You were so fucking psyched for it. 542 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,632 - I know! - Fuck! 543 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:57,134 Sorry. 544 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,429 - I just--I don't know. 545 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,140 - You're doing it. 546 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:05,934 - I-- - No. Come on. 547 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:08,437 Baby. 548 00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,564 - Fuck that. 549 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,900 You're doing it. 550 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:16,612 You're about to be the biggest movie star in the world. 551 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:21,199 You go in there tomorrow and you tell them 552 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:24,286 you're doing that scene or you fucking walk. 553 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:30,751 - God, I wish I could be more like you. 554 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,212 Everything's so clear. 555 00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:37,758 - You can be. 556 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,969 You just have to decide to see shit that way. 557 00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,764 - I love you. 558 00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:47,726 - I love you more. 559 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,770 - Mm-mm, not possible. 560 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:01,573 Who is this guy again? 561 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,951 - Butchie Peraino. 562 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:07,120 He produced Deep Throat. Bankrolled it entirely. 563 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,705 - Deep Throat? 564 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:09,831 Wow. 565 00:29:13,794 --> 00:29:16,838 - Please be cool. 566 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,632 Let us carpe that diem. 567 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:31,979 ♪ ♪ 568 00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:35,190 Uh, maybe don't talk during this one. 569 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:37,359 - But what if I have something to say? 570 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:38,860 - Say it to yourself. 571 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,279 In your mind. 572 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:48,286 ♪ ♪ 573 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:53,333 ♪ Watching funny color ♪ 574 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:54,960 ♪ ♪ 575 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,296 ♪ You're gonna want to see ♪ 576 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:00,340 ♪ ♪ 577 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:04,636 ♪ Knowing if you were me, yeah, yeah ♪ 578 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:07,931 - Hello there, Butchie. 579 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:10,684 - Call me Mr. Peraino. 580 00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:12,185 Oh. 581 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,854 I'm really sorry. 582 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:17,190 Barone's. 583 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,900 This is the last place I saw my kids. 584 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,610 - So what can I do for you guys? 585 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:21,611 Thank you. 586 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:23,613 Thank you. 587 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:28,410 Well, we ha--have recently come into possession 588 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:30,787 of, uh, a piece of material-- 589 00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:32,080 - Spit it out. I'm a busy guy. 590 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,665 You know what I mean? Okay, sure, sure. 591 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:38,128 This is, uh, something we feel has huge commercial potential, 592 00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:41,548 something that just happens to fall within your wheelhouse. 593 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,425 It is a highly salacious, 594 00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:47,387 highly explicit home video in which... 595 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:54,019 Two very famous people fuck each other's lights out. 596 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,520 - Yeah, okay. 597 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:59,232 Uh, not interested. 598 00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:00,650 What? 599 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,611 - Don't you want to know who the famous people are? 600 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:05,238 - I mean, if you're so excited about it, just fucking tell me. 601 00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:06,531 Who are they? 602 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,701 - It's Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson. 603 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,411 - The Baywatch? - Yeah, the Baywatch. 604 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,663 - Yeah, man. - Fucking, sucking. 605 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:14,915 You see everything. 606 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:16,208 There's a boat. 607 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,709 - Still not interested. 608 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,461 You gotta understand. 609 00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:20,712 Things around for years. 610 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,631 The Stallone stag flick, 611 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:26,301 uh, Brando sucking off a guy, Rob Lowe. 612 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,470 I even heard about a Peggy Lee one. 613 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,180 You don't make shit off these things. 614 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:33,266 Put it in a theater, cops are there same day. 615 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,227 Put it in an adult bookstore, 616 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:38,105 oh, you get raided, more cops, lawyers, 617 00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:40,273 you get sued into the ground, you don't make dime one. 618 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:43,276 Guys, nobody is ever getting rich 619 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:45,278 off a celebrity sex tape, okay? 620 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:46,279 That's it. 621 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,574 Okay. 622 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:53,203 Well, I believe that is a pass. 623 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,582 - Wait, um, what if we sold it 624 00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:00,043 somewhere that nobody could ever find us? 625 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,047 Have you heard of the World Wide Web? 626 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:05,674 - The computer thing. 627 00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:06,925 - Yeah, exactly. 628 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,343 Uh, it's a perfect black market. 629 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:09,469 You can sell anything on there. 630 00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:13,223 Nunchucks, anthrax, a sex tape. 631 00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:14,891 No one can find you. 632 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:18,019 - How's that possible? 633 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:23,775 - So you know when you see an ad for something on TV 634 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,360 and you send a check to who knows where, 635 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,070 and then you get the thing in the mail. 636 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,363 That's what the internet is like, 637 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:30,699 except it has total anonymity. It's untraceable. 638 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:34,286 There is no place for cops and lawyers to go to. 639 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:38,540 - My name wouldn't be attached in any way? 640 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:42,669 - Your name, my name, nobody's name. 641 00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:53,096 - How much you guys looking for? 642 00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:59,227 - 50 grand? 643 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,730 - Okay. 644 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:04,191 - Yeah? - With certain terms. 645 00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:05,734 - Those being... 646 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,694 - On a 50k loan, it's a 10% vig 647 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:11,281 due in 30 days, compounded weekly thereafter. 648 00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:14,117 But more importantly than that, 649 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,286 on your little tape here, 650 00:33:16,286 --> 00:33:19,372 I get 15% 651 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:22,125 of the gross off the top, 652 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:25,295 and I will not negotiate. 653 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:35,305 ♪ ♪ 654 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:37,015 - Could you just give us a moment please? 655 00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:49,110 You said he's a movie producer. 656 00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,862 You didn't say he's a fucking mafia loan shark. 657 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,405 - What do you think a producer is? 658 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:54,199 They loan money. 659 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,660 - If something goes wrong, I don't want to end up 660 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:57,869 in the LA River, man. 661 00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,497 - Nobody's getting dumped in the LA River. 662 00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:02,791 Besides, if anybody does, it's gonna be me. 663 00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:05,835 - Why is it gonna be you? - Because I'm the money guy. 664 00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:07,295 - You are? - I'm finance. 665 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:08,588 You're operations. 666 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:10,882 Shipping, inventory. - When did we decide that? 667 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,968 - You think you should be in charge of the money? 668 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:16,012 I'm the one who knows from cash flow and balance sheets. 669 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,931 Would you like to be the point person 670 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,683 with Butchie Peraino? 671 00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,017 Didn't think so. 672 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,852 You just worry about getting the tapes out. 673 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:25,105 All right? Leave the rest up to me. 674 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:29,901 Hey! 675 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,656 - You got yourself a deal. 676 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:41,663 ♪ ♪ 677 00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:50,839 - Have Stu punch in a drop. 678 00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:53,633 - Stu, can you punch in a drop? 679 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,176 - That's great. 680 00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:56,803 - That's great. 681 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:59,514 A drop more wedgie, please, Katie? 682 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:01,308 - Ah, too much. They'll flag it. 683 00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:04,102 - A little less ass cheek. 684 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,729 Perfect. 685 00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:06,896 - Action. 686 00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:09,065 - Action. 687 00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:15,614 - Cut. Cut. Cut. 688 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:19,993 - Let's get one more for safety. 689 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:22,495 - Get one more. Back to one, everybody. 690 00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:24,706 All right, we cut? 691 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,750 Back to one. 692 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,336 Back around. 693 00:35:29,336 --> 00:35:31,254 Get another one. Back to one. 694 00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:39,471 - Hey, guys. 695 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,014 Hey. - Hey, Pammy, what's up? 696 00:35:41,014 --> 00:35:43,183 - Um, well, I know after the shot, 697 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:44,434 we're doing a company move, 698 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,644 but you know what, before we move, I just-- 699 00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:48,104 ooh, I just really want to quick get 700 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:50,023 that monologue from yesterday. 701 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:51,816 You know the one? 702 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:54,694 I think we'll really like having it as an option in post. 703 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:57,113 - Well, even if I want it, the actress isn't here today. 704 00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:58,490 - No, it's no problem. 705 00:35:58,490 --> 00:35:59,908 You know, you can just shoot my side and you can-- 706 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,201 you can cheat hers with the close-up 707 00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:02,202 from the arrest scene. 708 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:03,328 Yeah. 709 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:04,537 You know, if you shoot me from the left, 710 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:06,456 the sight line will match up perfectly. 711 00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:08,792 The camera's all set up. I'm in the same wardrobe. 712 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:10,043 Always am. 713 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:11,503 And, you know, I got the whole thing memorized. 714 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:12,921 I can nail it in two takes. 715 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:17,092 I'll be in my trailer. You can just-- 716 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:18,927 you can just call me when you're ready. 717 00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:29,396 Attention all passengers, 718 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,272 flight 1152 to Montreal... 719 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:39,989 ♪ ♪ 720 00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:46,746 ♪ ♪ 721 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,998 ♪ What's it gonna be? ♪ 722 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:50,625 ♪ Please tell me ♪ 723 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,335 ♪ Is it really me? ♪ 724 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,087 ♪ Please tell me ♪ 725 00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:55,547 ♪ Are you out for fun? ♪ 726 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,424 ♪ Only lovin' on the run ♪ 727 00:36:57,424 --> 00:36:59,384 ♪ And leave me cryin' ♪ 728 00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:01,678 ♪ Ahh, cryin' ♪ 729 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:03,596 ♪ What's it gonna be? ♪ 730 00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:05,682 ♪ Tomorrow ♪ 731 00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:07,684 ♪ Will he set me free? ♪ 732 00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:09,477 ♪ Tomorrow ♪ 733 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:10,812 ♪ Gotta know for sure ♪ 734 00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:12,772 ♪ A broken heart don't have a cure ♪ 735 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:16,317 ♪ It just keeps hurtin', ahh, hurtin' ♪ 736 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:18,695 ♪ And when I'm hurtin' ♪ 737 00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:21,865 ♪ I can't stop hurtin' ♪ 738 00:37:21,865 --> 00:37:26,786 ♪ I want a love that's here to stay ♪ 739 00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:29,289 ♪ Baby, please ♪ 740 00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:35,754 ♪ The kind of love that I can count on everyday ♪ 741 00:37:37,547 --> 00:37:39,799 ♪ Ah, I got a hold on me ♪ 742 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,634 ♪ You know it ♪ 743 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,762 ♪ What's it gonna be? ♪ 744 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,638 ♪ You know it ♪ 745 00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:47,098 ♪ Want a love that's so ♪ 746 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:48,850 ♪ But I'll just turn around and go ♪ 747 00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:50,685 ♪ 'Cause I can't take it ♪ 748 00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:53,813 ♪ I can't take it ♪ 749 00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,648 Hey, heard you have a lot of VCRs. 750 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:56,816 - I have a wall full of 'em in the dry cleaner's. 751 00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,193 - Great. 752 00:37:58,193 --> 00:38:02,447 ♪ I want a love that's here to stay ♪ 753 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:04,240 ♪ Baby, believe me ♪ 754 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:12,332 ♪ The kind of love that I can count on every day ♪ 755 00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:18,963 ♪ ♪ 756 00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:36,314 - Hello, Danielle. Is Erica home? 757 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,690 Uh... 758 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:39,025 Who is it? 759 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:40,443 It's Rand. 760 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:41,736 Kind of. 761 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,154 Rand? 762 00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:45,573 Rand, what are you doing? 763 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:48,243 - Erica, I have a question for you. 764 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,036 - What? 765 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:51,663 - Will you... 766 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:52,956 - Jesus, Rand. Oh, shit. 767 00:38:52,956 --> 00:38:55,166 - Do me the honor, please... 768 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,210 - What the fuck are you doing? I don't know-- 769 00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:59,087 - Of making me the happiest... 770 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:04,008 Plumber in the 818 area code? 771 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,885 Oh, God. 772 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:07,470 - I gotcha. - You found it. 773 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,597 - Of course I found it. I found it. 774 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:11,474 I scared the shit out of you. - Thanks, Rand, yeah. 775 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,101 - That was a good one, huh? - It was funny. 776 00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:14,561 - I'm not crazy. I don't need to ask you 777 00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:16,271 to marry me, also, 'cause we're already married. 778 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,106 - Well, yeah, just 'cause you need to pay 779 00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:19,732 the 5 grand to get a divorce. 780 00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:22,443 - It's 8 grand, so ha-ha. 781 00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:25,196 And also, just 'cause we're not together 782 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,781 doesn't mean we can't go out to dinner. 783 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,783 - Well... - Dinner? 784 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:33,079 - I want to take you out to dinner as a thank-you. 785 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,205 - As a thank-you for what? 786 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:35,665 - For your toilet overflowing. 787 00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,584 It actually sent me on the righteous path 788 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:38,626 that I'm currently walking. 789 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,462 - And what path is that? 790 00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:42,839 - Well, I could tell you, 791 00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:44,215 and I would love to, 792 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,676 um, but right after I do, I would I have to kill her, 793 00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:48,595 'cause I don't trust her with this information. 794 00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:50,179 Highly sensitive. 795 00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:53,016 No one will miss her, though. I'm cool with it. 796 00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:55,268 Honestly, what do you say? 797 00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:59,105 - Sure. 798 00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:09,157 ♪ You're just the right kind of girl ♪ 799 00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:12,493 ♪ To make me fall in love ♪ 800 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:15,997 ♪ You've got the right kind of kiss ♪ 801 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:19,459 ♪ And the right kind of hug ♪ 802 00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:23,087 ♪ You've got the right kind of walk ♪ 803 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:26,507 ♪ You've got the right kind of talk ♪ 804 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:30,094 ♪ You're just the right kind of girl ♪ 805 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,263 ♪ That I ever want ♪ 806 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,264 Thank you so much. 807 00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:40,813 - Is this really your treat? 808 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:42,482 - The world is your oyster, madame. 809 00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:47,737 - Huh. 810 00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:49,864 So are you gonna tell me what this is about? 811 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:52,241 My glorious path? 812 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:53,701 No. - No? 813 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:56,996 - I'm dying to, but it just wouldn't be wise to. 814 00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:58,373 What I'll say is, 815 00:40:58,373 --> 00:41:00,291 I'm finally fulfilling my promise. 816 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:05,672 This isn't the microwave but for cold? 817 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,383 I forgot about that. 818 00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:11,010 - That was gonna be the big one. 819 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:13,221 - Well, this is the big one. - Hmm. 820 00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:15,098 - My time has come, Erica. 821 00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:17,976 All the--you know, the false starts 822 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,852 and the dead ends, 823 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:21,437 it's been leading up to this. 824 00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:23,022 - Are you gonna just keep talking about this 825 00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:24,315 until I ask you what it is again? 826 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:25,483 Is that the game here? 827 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:27,902 Huh. All right. 828 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:30,071 - Won't bring it up again. Gonna drop it. 829 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:34,742 But just-- 830 00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:37,120 in the celebrity chicken section, 831 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,164 there will be a Chicken Rand Gauthier, just know that. 832 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,541 - Maybe a shrimp dish. 833 00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:48,840 You know what, though? - Hmm. 834 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,843 - I'm feeling very secure in my masculinity. 835 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,386 I think more than I ever have. 836 00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:55,513 It's like I'm coming into my own. 837 00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:58,307 But honestly, don't a-- I can't-- 838 00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,684 - No, don't--don't-- uh-uh-uh. 839 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,060 I'm not gonna ask you. 840 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,270 Good. - I'm not gonna ask. 841 00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:03,479 Not gonna ask. - 'Cause I won't tell you. 842 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:05,273 - I know you won't. It's a moot point. 843 00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:06,899 Moot point. - Just know... 844 00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:08,276 I do. - Okay. 845 00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:11,946 - But I do want to say that whatever it is 846 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:15,324 that's got you feeling this way, 847 00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:19,746 I am so...happy to see it. 848 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:25,710 - Get used to him. 849 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:37,847 - That was nice. 850 00:42:57,909 --> 00:42:59,202 - Sheriff! 851 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:03,623 Cut. 852 00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:05,208 Fucking great. 853 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,126 Moving on. 854 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:13,466 - Oh, my gosh. 855 00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:15,051 Hey. - Hi. 856 00:43:18,387 --> 00:43:20,181 - Did I do okay? 857 00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:21,808 - Okay? - Yeah. 858 00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:23,768 - That was incredible. 859 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:25,311 - Really? - Yeah. 860 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:28,356 - Okay, so it turns out that our brave sheriff 861 00:43:28,356 --> 00:43:30,566 has a bartending gig at Barone's 862 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:31,734 he can't get out of. 863 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,277 So we'll have another character, 864 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,738 the sheriff's deputy, come in for the anal. 865 00:43:35,738 --> 00:43:36,864 - Who's doing it? 866 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:38,616 - Leon. 867 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:47,583 Hmm, no. 868 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:49,168 No way that thing's going in my ass. 869 00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:50,837 Okay. 870 00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:52,672 He's the best I could do on short notice. 871 00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:55,007 I don't have a lot of small penises in my Rolodex. 872 00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:04,892 - What? 873 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:19,240 - Stop smiling. It's a fucking dungeon. 874 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:33,337 ♪ ♪ 875 00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:08,664 Pamela. 876 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:09,832 - Hey! Gail. 877 00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:10,958 - Oh, hey. How's it going? 878 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,126 - So nice to meet you. Come with me. 879 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,212 - You too. Thank you so much. 880 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,504 God, I'm so excited. 881 00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:16,839 - Not half as excited as the studio. 882 00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:19,675 It's their number one priority for spring. 883 00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:21,427 - Wow, that's great. 884 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:23,095 - Normally they have me on three, four at a time, 885 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:26,515 but for the next few months, I am 24/7 Barb Wire. 886 00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:29,185 That's amazing. 887 00:45:29,185 --> 00:45:30,394 So what's the plan? 888 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,021 The plan? 889 00:45:32,021 --> 00:45:34,690 The plan is, 890 00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:36,234 all-out media blitz. 891 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:39,654 TV, print, radio, cover stories, morning shows, 892 00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:41,530 the whole schmear. 893 00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:42,949 Do you want some water, something to drink? 894 00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:45,242 - This is amazing. Yes, thank you. 895 00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:48,496 Have a seat. - God. 896 00:45:48,496 --> 00:45:50,122 Whew, I'm nervous. 897 00:45:50,122 --> 00:45:51,207 Oh, please, don't be. 898 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,087 Here you go. - Thank you so much. 899 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,713 - So... 900 00:45:57,713 --> 00:45:59,423 every time I have a kickoff meeting with someone, 901 00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:01,425 I like to start by talking story. 902 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:02,426 - Story? 903 00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:04,887 - As in, what is the story 904 00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:06,472 you want to tell? 905 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:08,933 - I... 906 00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:14,605 - Every good PR campaign has a core central narrative. 907 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:17,733 - Right. - Redemption. Resurrection. 908 00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:22,280 Reinvention, self-reflection, survival...love? 909 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,824 That's a lot of stories. 910 00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:26,367 - When you look at other people's careers, 911 00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:28,786 who do you look to? 912 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,538 - Oh, you mean, who do I admire? 913 00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:32,540 - Who are your role models? 914 00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:34,292 Who do you aspire to take after? 915 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:36,585 - Oh. Yeah, that's a good question. 916 00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:38,838 Um, I guess I would have to say... 917 00:46:39,922 --> 00:46:41,674 Jane Fonda. 918 00:46:44,385 --> 00:46:45,845 - Tell me. 919 00:46:45,845 --> 00:46:48,681 - Well, you know... 920 00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:51,892 Well, when she first started out, 921 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:53,602 she was just this girl next door, 922 00:46:53,602 --> 00:46:56,689 and, um, you know, then-- then she did Barbarella, 923 00:46:56,689 --> 00:47:00,943 and she became this huge sex symbol, you know? 924 00:47:00,943 --> 00:47:02,486 Well, and then-- and then she turned around, 925 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:06,073 and she started doing all these serious Oscar roles, 926 00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:08,576 you know, and then-- and also the activism. 927 00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:10,578 She was going to protests, she was getting arrested, 928 00:47:10,578 --> 00:47:12,038 and then... 929 00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:13,664 and then in the '80s, she just turns around, 930 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,708 she just builds this whole fitness empire. 931 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:19,462 I mean, yeah, she was all these different things. 932 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,881 She was all these totally opposite things all at once. 933 00:47:21,881 --> 00:47:24,091 She was--she was-- she was--you know, 934 00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:26,218 she was protesting Vietnam and selling workout tapes. 935 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:30,181 She was being a feminist and a sex object. 936 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:32,641 People gave her so much shit for it. 937 00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:34,310 "How could you do that? You're such a hypocrite." 938 00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:35,686 But she didn't care. 939 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:36,937 She didn't give a shit what people thought of her. 940 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:38,230 You know, that--that-- 941 00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:40,274 that's probably the most amazing thing about her. 942 00:47:40,274 --> 00:47:43,194 You know, she didn't worry what people thought. 943 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:44,779 She never tried to please anybody. 944 00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:46,238 She was just like, "You know what? 945 00:47:46,238 --> 00:47:49,116 "I am this badass, sex bomb, anti-war, 946 00:47:49,116 --> 00:47:50,826 "workout-video-selling actress chick, 947 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:52,953 and if you got a problem with it, fuck you." 948 00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:57,041 What's cooler than that? 949 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:01,462 - That is a great narrative. 950 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:08,427 - Freedom. 951 00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:10,012 - Hmm. 952 00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:12,348 - Is that how you feel? 953 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,102 Like you have to please people? 954 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:19,063 - Hmm. 955 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:23,234 It's all I do. 956 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,826 ♪ ♪ 957 00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:35,913 ♪ Nobody can tell ya ♪ 958 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:40,000 ♪ There's only one song worth singing ♪ 959 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,753 ♪ They may try and sell ya ♪ 960 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,797 ♪ 'Cause it hangs them up ♪ 961 00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:49,802 ♪ To see someone like you ♪ 962 00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:55,558 ♪ But you've gotta make your own kind of music ♪ 963 00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:59,562 ♪ Sing your own special song ♪ 964 00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:02,940 ♪ Make your own kind of music ♪ 965 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:09,822 ♪ Even if nobody else sings along ♪ 966 00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:14,618 ♪ You're gonna be nowhere ♪ 967 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:19,039 ♪ The loneliest kind of lonely ♪ 968 00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:21,584 ♪ It may be rough going ♪ 969 00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:23,752 ♪ Just to do your thing's ♪ 970 00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:28,674 ♪ The hardest thing to do ♪ 971 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:29,800 ♪ But you've gotta ♪ 972 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,343 Tommy! 973 00:49:31,343 --> 00:49:34,388 ♪ Make your own kind of music ♪ 974 00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:37,933 ♪ Sing your own special song ♪ 975 00:49:39,727 --> 00:49:41,520 - Holy shit. 976 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:47,193 ♪ Even if nobody else sings along ♪ 977 00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:48,652 - Life is fucking good. 978 00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:53,282 ♪ You gotta make your own kind of music ♪ 979 00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:57,244 ♪ Sing your own special song ♪ 980 00:49:57,244 --> 00:50:00,789 ♪ Make your own kind of music ♪ 981 00:50:00,789 --> 00:50:04,793 ♪ Even if nobody else sings along ♪ 982 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,558 ♪ ♪ 983 00:50:19,558 --> 00:50:22,728 ♪ Why is it I feel this way? ♪ 984 00:50:22,728 --> 00:50:25,773 ♪ Cannot sleep at night ♪ 985 00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:28,734 ♪ Could it be that I'm in love ♪ 986 00:50:28,734 --> 00:50:31,612 ♪ I've lost my appetite ♪ 987 00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:34,323 ♪ I'm having a school event ♪ 988 00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:37,576 ♪ Don't know what I should do ♪ 989 00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:40,204 ♪ Could it be that I'm in love? ♪ 990 00:50:40,204 --> 00:50:43,624 ♪ My homework I can't do ♪ 991 00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:46,293 ♪ My head is in a spin ♪ 992 00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:49,505 ♪ Mixed up as can be ♪ 993 00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:51,840 ♪ Can't count from one to ten ♪ 994 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:55,511 ♪ Please tell me, what have you done to me? ♪ 995 00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:58,597 ♪ Tried reading a magazine ♪ 996 00:50:58,597 --> 00:51:01,475 ♪ But they looked the same ♪ 997 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:04,228 ♪ Could it be that I'm in love? ♪ 998 00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:08,148 ♪ Yes, and you're the one to blame ♪