1 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:30,196 Revenge. 2 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:35,034 Revenge. 3 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,162 I want it. 4 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,164 Oh, do I want it. 5 00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:40,582 I need it. 6 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,125 I crave it. 7 00:00:42,126 --> 00:00:46,004 I am completely consumed by the need for it. 8 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,882 Revenge. 9 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:51,760 You know how there are times in your life 10 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:53,762 when things seem to be going great? 11 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:55,346 And then suddenly, out of nowhere, 12 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,724 you round the corner, and bam, someone steps in 13 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,726 and fucks it the fuck up? 14 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,352 And you never saw it coming 15 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,397 because you were too busy being happy. 16 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,233 And I know, that's life. 17 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,027 Shit happens. 18 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:12,615 You should be a bigger man and just let it go. 19 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,493 Well, I'm a woman, so fuck that. 20 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:21,498 I want my fucking pound of flesh. 21 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:24,209 I want my revenge. 22 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:26,544 And I'm talking real revenge, not the "Hey, I got you 23 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,421 a lifetime subscription to The Watchtower" 24 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,965 kind of revenge, but Shakespearean, 25 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:33,301 blood-soaked, painful, 26 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:36,846 soul-crushing revenge. 27 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,890 I will dig out my high school clarinet 28 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:42,393 and play klezmer music next door to you 24 hours a day. 29 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:45,438 I will sneak into your basement, and I will fry fish. 30 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,067 I will befriend your only daughter, 31 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,069 and I will introduce her to a poet, 32 00:01:51,070 --> 00:01:54,489 and I will sit at their wedding and I will laugh. 33 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,660 I'm talking Medea-level revenge. 34 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:02,205 I'm filled with so much fury, and why? 35 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,291 Oh, you already know why. 36 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,835 Well, that's no fun. 37 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:08,086 Fine. 38 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:10,129 Yes. That was me. 39 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:14,092 Standing there on a tarmac, not Penn Station, by the way, 40 00:02:14,093 --> 00:02:16,052 and not "clutching" my suitcase. 41 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,846 "Suitcase," singular. 42 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,681 Please. I haven't traveled with one suitcase 43 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:21,266 since my first day of kindergarten. 44 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:26,354 I stood there, and I watched that plane fly away, 45 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:28,606 and I realized that once again 46 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:32,902 a man has stepped in and fucked up my life. 47 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:34,654 And just like the first time, 48 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:37,574 I was dressed magnificently while he did it. 49 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:40,536 Fucking revenge! 50 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:54,549 Where we going? 51 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,050 Back to the city. 52 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:57,802 Something she forgot to pack? 53 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,471 Just drive. 54 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,194 What's happening here? 55 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,239 Nothing. I just... 56 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,959 Seriously, what's funny? 57 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:40,553 What are you doing? 58 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,930 That was a hat. 59 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:43,431 It still had the price tag on it. 60 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,892 Miriam, do we need a pill? 61 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,977 - Hey. - I don't want it. 62 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:50,897 Well, it completes the outfit. Will you stop? 63 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,066 I don't want anything about this night 64 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,193 or associated with this night in this cab with us. 65 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:56,444 Am I next? 66 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,029 Stop! 67 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,657 - Stop the cab! - What? 68 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,537 You fucker! 69 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:12,710 I won. 70 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,213 You thought you could beat me, but you couldn't. 71 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,048 Yeah, you showed him. 72 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,716 Now that the skirt has learned its lesson, 73 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:21,386 why don't you get back in the ca... Miriam? 74 00:04:21,387 --> 00:04:24,055 Okay, well, that's really the city's job, but... 75 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,474 I hate this night and this outfit 76 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,643 and this whole goddamn world! 77 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:30,228 - Hey! - I hate this cab. 78 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,063 - Stop that! - This cab took me 79 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,982 - to the airport that I hate! - Hey. 80 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:36,442 Where the plane was that I hate, on the tarmac... 81 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,069 Hey, what the hell is she doing? 82 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:41,447 I hate music. I hate music stands. 83 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,783 I hate mic cords. 84 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,618 I hate light cues. 85 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,453 Miriam, enough. 86 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,414 - Ow! - She's crazy. 87 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:50,873 Ow! 88 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,792 Ow! 89 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,460 Ow! Ow! 90 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,087 Ow! Stop! 91 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,797 Ow! You stop! 92 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,341 Have you lost your mind? 93 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,593 Yes! 94 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:06,806 My mind, my job, my career. 95 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,558 You haven't lost your career. 96 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:11,144 I was on tour with the biggest star in the world, 97 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,521 and then suddenly... 98 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:16,149 he wouldn't even talk to me. 99 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,276 I thought we were friends. 100 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:19,986 In show business? 101 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,989 I fucked up. 102 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,282 It's not your fault. 103 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:26,159 I should've been there. If I'd have been there, 104 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,286 - you wouldn't have talked to Reggie. - I would've talked to you. 105 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,329 And I would've told you to just calm the fuck down. 106 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,206 And I would've calmed the fuck down. 107 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,542 And you wouldn't have done that set and ended your career. 108 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:35,835 My career's ended? 109 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,211 I'm repeating what you said. 110 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,255 But I said it so you'd say it wasn't true. 111 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,049 Here, you want to hit the car again? 112 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,675 You don't think I can come back from this? 113 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,926 I just meant, if I'd have been there, 114 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,261 you wouldn't have done that awful set. 115 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:46,888 The set was great. The audience laughed 116 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:48,431 - at every joke. - I just meant, 117 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:50,099 if I'd have been there, you would've done something else. 118 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,726 - I would've bombed. - Yeah, you would've bombed, 119 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,853 and we would be on a plane to Prague right now. 120 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:57,023 If I had bombed, they still could've kicked me off the tour. 121 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,316 No, you would've been humiliated, 122 00:05:58,317 --> 00:05:59,817 but then you would've gotten on that plane, 123 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,235 and then you would've bombed in Prague. 124 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:02,987 What? Why? 125 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,155 Those people don't laugh. 126 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,782 I could've made Prague people laugh. 127 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:07,033 You've never been to Prague. 128 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,451 What the fuck would you talk about? 129 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,078 I'd find something. 130 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:11,746 "Hello, Prague. Remember Jews?" 131 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:13,873 Need a ride? 132 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,042 Look at that, the public still loves you. 133 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,634 I don't want to go back to Queens. 134 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:27,595 I'm not ready to be a failure yet. 135 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:30,014 I don't want to go back to my place, either. 136 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,808 Jackie will be installing crown molding. 137 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:33,267 Chester will be farting a lot. 138 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,353 Ladies, at this rate, I'm gonna be able 139 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:37,105 to retire off this fare. 140 00:06:37,106 --> 00:06:39,440 Just head to the Village. 141 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:43,402 You... want to take your branch? 142 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,072 No. 143 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,993 You had that the whole time? 144 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,538 I didn't want you drunk and acting all crazy. 145 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:55,415 Give me that. 146 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:05,591 Damn it, I just got this outfit. 147 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,552 Boy, this floor is really sticky. 148 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:09,011 Are they mopping it? 149 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,721 Oh, yeah. Twice a day. 150 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,140 They call and give me updates. 151 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:13,933 We talk soap-to-water ratios. 152 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,143 All right. 153 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:16,811 Oh, it's really fucking sticky. 154 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:18,688 You sure it's okay that we're here? 155 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:20,439 Oh, yeah. I called the owner, 156 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,108 and he cleared it with the management, 157 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,110 and they ran it up the flagpole to the board. 158 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,653 All right. 159 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,446 I love that suddenly you're all concerned 160 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,158 about not pissing anybody off. 161 00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:33,244 I stashed this stuff here last time I was hiding out. 162 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:35,413 - Hey, do you have any seltzer? - Why? 163 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:37,498 Thought I'd try to get the stain out with seltzer. 164 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,542 - Oh. Try gasoline. - Really? 165 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:42,003 Yeah. That and a match will take that stain right out. 166 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:45,006 Hilarious. You should open for Shy Baldwin. 167 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:47,008 So, pick a spot? 168 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,926 Yep. Anywhere you want. 169 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,387 - Actually, I need to sleep over there. - Okay. 170 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,723 It's just, I had a nightmare when I slept over there. 171 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:55,766 And over there, different nightmare but just as bad. 172 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,101 Over there, too. 173 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,936 So I'd like to sleep there, in the middle, 174 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,438 - if that's okay. - Uh... 175 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,773 Eh, even if it's not okay, I got to sleep in the middle. 176 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,942 But anywhere else, your choice. 177 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,153 So I have my choice of all the nightmare spots. 178 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,280 Thanks. 179 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:11,325 Gonna be here all night. 180 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,996 Well, here we are. 181 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,415 Back where it all started. 182 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:22,627 First time I saw you, you were over there behind the bar. 183 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:24,754 I was married to Joel. 184 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:27,089 He was gonna do stand-up. 185 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,467 I brought a brisket. 186 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:31,010 You remember what you said to me? 187 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,054 No, but I'm sure "fuck you" figured 188 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:35,140 - somewhere in the sentence. - Yeah. 189 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,267 Who would've thought that less than two years later 190 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:41,479 I'd end up back here drunk and in my underwear again? 191 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,189 Different underwear. 192 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,983 Did you just find that on the ground? 193 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:47,694 Yes. 194 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,869 Guess I overpacked. 195 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:11,134 Susie. 196 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,009 You cheat me out of ten papers today? 197 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:55,177 Every day, ten to 15 papers short. 198 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,597 Give me a break. 199 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,810 Are you kidding me? 200 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,604 If you're gonna read it, you have to buy it. 201 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,315 I'm already 15 to 20 papers short. 202 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,609 Sorry. I think I have some money in here. 203 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,154 Uh, no. 204 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,490 Not that. 205 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,119 It's not my coat. 206 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,206 Ew. Ew. 207 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,125 Wow. 208 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,879 Susie. 209 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,380 What the fuck are you doing? 210 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,758 You don't wake a person up in the middle of a nightmare. 211 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,301 I was in line at the post office. 212 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,969 Just one guy working, and he got a call. 213 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,971 - I need my money. - Why are you wearing my jacket? 214 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,639 - D-8. - I don't... 215 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,350 D-8, D-8, D-8. 216 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:44,143 They replaced me with Jack Ballard. 217 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,145 He's doing the rest of the tour and the Christmas special. 218 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,688 So I don't got to read this now, right? 219 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,774 They planned this. They gave this to the papers yesterday, 220 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:51,984 and they still made us come all the way down to the tarmac 221 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,445 just to see us stand there like a couple of assholes. 222 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,530 Jack Ballard. I thought Jack Ballard was dead. 223 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,449 They wanted to humiliate us. 224 00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,909 I think I went to his funeral. 225 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,494 One day, and it's already in the paper. 226 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,079 Moishe's gonna explode. 227 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,872 - Who the fuck is Moishe? - My father-in-law. 228 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,374 He's gonna see that, and he's gonna know 229 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,792 - that I was fired. - So what? 230 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:10,002 He loaned me the money to buy back my old apartment, 231 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,796 my collateral being my contract 232 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,506 for the tour and the Christmas special. 233 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,008 He was so excited about the Christmas special. 234 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,178 You bought back your old apartment? 235 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,055 - Yes. - When? 236 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,557 - Yesterday. - I was with you yesterday. 237 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,393 - Not all day. - I can't believe this. 238 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:26,852 I leave you alone for four hours, 239 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,687 and you blow your career and buy an apartment. 240 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,314 You said I didn't blow my career. 241 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,858 Why would you buy an apartment? You don't have any money! 242 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,277 What do you mean, I don't have any money? 243 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:37,321 You have some money, clearly. 244 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:40,074 - I saved every cent from the first part of the tour. - I know. 245 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,536 And I am holding it for you. I just... 246 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:45,496 Why would you buy back your apartment? 247 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,081 Because I don't want to live 248 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:50,167 with my ex-in-laws in Queens anymore. 249 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,836 Look, I know it was an emotional purchase, 250 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,295 but I did it, it's done. 251 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:54,964 And now I need to get something 252 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:57,801 into his hands immediately, buy me some time. 253 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,680 So I need my money. 254 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,889 When? 255 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,100 Today. 256 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,936 Okay. Sure. 257 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,564 I'll get you your money today. 258 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,358 I don't have my ledger book on me. 259 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,569 I just got to look at the ledger at least, 260 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,195 make sure things are ledgered. 261 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,697 Fine. 262 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:23,492 And there were some expenses I had to deduct from your money. 263 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,203 - Business expenses, all legit. - Okay. 264 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,872 And I bought some hairspray. Remember the hairspray? 265 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,290 You asked me to buy some hairspray. 266 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,958 - Absolutely. - Okay. 267 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,002 I'll look at the ledger, get to the bank. 268 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,378 You'll get your money, 269 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,172 sans the really expensive hairspray. 270 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,174 Great. Thank you. 271 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:40,259 I don't know what you need all that hairspray for, 272 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,512 but that's your business, so... 273 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,348 - Were you gonna make a call? - What? 274 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,225 I can go in the back if you need some privacy. 275 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,768 No, I was not gonna make a call. 276 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,395 Just 'cause you stand next to a phone, 277 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,481 people think you're gonna make a call. 278 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:54,940 You know what? 279 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,942 I'm gonna get some fresh air. 280 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,153 Stretch the legs. 281 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,489 - You want anything? - Just my money. 282 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,823 Yep. 283 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,618 I'll be right back. 284 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,890 Hey. I got to use the phone. 285 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,934 I'm currently wooing a lady. 286 00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,393 - Okay. - I... 287 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:32,645 You hung up. 288 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,230 If you tied the ropes tight enough, 289 00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:36,107 she'll still be there when you get back. 290 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:44,240 - Huh? - Tess, it's me. 291 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,866 Susie? It's so early. 292 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,660 Have we heard from that guy from the insurance company? 293 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,203 - I really got to get... - Wait. 294 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:50,829 What? 295 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,833 - Shit. - What? 296 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,336 Ah, for a moment, I thought Skint was dead. 297 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,754 Well, that's my life in a nutshell. 298 00:13:58,755 --> 00:13:59,964 Fucking focus here. 299 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,590 - Check. I need the check. - Yes. 300 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,259 He called yesterday, said we could come by 301 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,718 and pick it up at the office. 302 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,804 Great. Good. We are going this morning. 303 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,264 I will be by in an hour. 304 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,183 All right. Geez. 305 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,313 Hi. Uh... 306 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,941 Can I help you? 307 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,110 Why? Are you with the... 308 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,113 Wait. Hold on. 309 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,115 Ha. 310 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,033 I'm actually getting pretty fluent here. 311 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,703 I ordered tea, and I told the plumber to fix the toilet. 312 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,413 I got tea, and he fixed the sink, 313 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:34,707 so we're getting close. 314 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,250 Here we go. 315 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,836 Ni hao. 316 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,298 There's more. Just, um... 317 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,676 You méiyou... 318 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,846 Something, something. Where the hell is "something"? 319 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,890 Wait. I'll find it. 320 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,350 Uh... 321 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:57,229 You méiyou nali women keyi... 322 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,231 Uh, hold on. 323 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,025 Five minutes. 324 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,485 You bing gang gen... 325 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,697 Yep. Right behind you. 326 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,423 How do you know what I want you to do? 327 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,884 You don't listen. You just care about you. 328 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,636 What you want. 329 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,054 That is not true. 330 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,388 I work very hard for this family! 331 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,808 I am always the one you send in to... 332 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,435 You rang? 333 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,854 Really? You sent Li Wei after him? 334 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,231 - You want to tell me what's going on? - I didn't know they were gonna 335 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,067 send him up there... or that he could fit through the door. 336 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,532 He says he hears your club is doing well. 337 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,951 - Hold on. - You're kidding, right? 338 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,286 This is my neighborhood now. 339 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,080 I'm gonna learn to speak the language. 340 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,581 Uh, okay. 341 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,833 Uh, my... place... of... 342 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,294 Joel, people have a life expectancy. 343 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,381 Yep. Tell them the club is doing sensational. 344 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:08,175 Great buzz. First few nights completely sold out. 345 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,472 And I have big plans for the place. 346 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,265 Uh, private events, specialty nights. 347 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,767 I'm thinking of putting in a kitchen 348 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,227 and starting food service. 349 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,523 Hey, can you amp up 350 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,692 the excitement a little? I'm selling here. 351 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:29,988 No! No food. No private events. No kitchen. 352 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,532 Food will make the money smell. 353 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:35,411 He either stops doing well or he just stops. 354 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,995 - What did he say? - I can't tell him that. 355 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:37,996 What did you say? 356 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,540 You tell him now. 357 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:40,874 Mei, please. What are your parents upset about? 358 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,418 I never said they were my parents. 359 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,086 She used to listen to you. 360 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,796 You let her go to school. 361 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:46,965 It's a law! 362 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,675 I've got parents. That sounds like parents to me. 363 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,385 You've grown too close to this man. 364 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,886 This is not why we brought you into this. 365 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,263 I did everything I could! 366 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,848 I gave him a jukebox with nothing but Chinese records 367 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,474 in it, for Christ's sake! 368 00:16:57,475 --> 00:17:01,937 That was months ago. Now I hear you bring him toilet paper. 369 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,522 No more! 370 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,400 You will have no more contact with that man. 371 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,026 You tell him to leave. 372 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,612 Now! 373 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,491 So... 374 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,452 The club is doing too well. 375 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,454 Most landlords want their tenants to do well. 376 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:19,955 I never said they were the landlords. 377 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,416 - Mei... - They wanted a business that looked legit 378 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,168 but didn't cause too much of a splash. 379 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,795 A dud club means less eyes on the parlor. 380 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,256 A successful club means eyes. 381 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,967 They just assumed your club would fail. 382 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,302 Why? 383 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,179 'Cause you're a Jewish ex-plastics salesman 384 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,680 who suddenly opened a club in Chinatown 385 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,141 with an English to Chinese dictionary from the 1800s. 386 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,976 I... 387 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,187 - Shit. - My expectations were low. 388 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,938 Well, why are they mad at you? 389 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,900 Because I was supposed to make sure you failed. 390 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,693 Is that why you gave me a jukebox 391 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,111 with nothing but Chinese records in it? 392 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,030 No. That was a gift. Please. 393 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,616 So, if I'm reading the room right, 394 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,659 the people who may or may not be your parents 395 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,745 and may or may not be my landlords, 396 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,039 - they either want me to fail or... - Leave. 397 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,460 I thought "or die," so "leave" is better. 398 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:10,881 Hey, Mata Hari, what side are you on now? 399 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,550 Your side. I swear. 400 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,970 I'm not sure if that helps me or not. 401 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:20,850 Thank you. 402 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,519 You're welcome, man. 403 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,196 Faster! Faster! Faster! 404 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:37,616 - Look, look! - Oh, Ethan, that's wonderful. 405 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,661 You know, when I was a boy, I had a sock. 406 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,162 That was my toy. 407 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,998 Stuck my hand in it and said, "Where did my fingers go?" 408 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,417 That was the game. The end. 409 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,419 And nobody cares. 410 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,838 Well said, Moishe. 411 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,757 I have knishes hot out of the oven. 412 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,301 - What are you reading? - A book. 413 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,179 - Is it Peter Rabbit? - It is not Peter Rabbit. 414 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,265 I read Peter Rabbit. 415 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,891 Next up, Proust. 416 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,143 Why do you have fur on your lip? 417 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,354 That's called a mustache. 418 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,898 It looks like a crawly caterpillar. 419 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,775 It does not. 420 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,610 - It does. - I think it moved. 421 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,237 That's because I'm talking. 422 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,905 Stop that. 423 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,824 - I'll get it. - No, I'll get it. 424 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,285 - I'm already up. - But I'm getting it! Rose. 425 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,453 - Abe, my goodness. - Well, they're being mean. 426 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,331 None of the grown-ups are doing anything to stop it. 427 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,625 - Shit. - Hello? Maisel residence. 428 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,085 Shirley? It's Miriam. 429 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:33,171 Miriam, hello. It's Miriam. 430 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,007 Where are you calling from? Prague? 431 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,801 - Yes. I'm in Prague. - Well, take a lot of pictures, 432 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,469 and tell them you love Jesus Christ. 433 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,763 It sounds pretty lively over there. What's going on? 434 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,891 - It's Ethan's birthday. - No, it's not. 435 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,726 Yes, it is. I made three cakes. 436 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,394 Shirley, it's not Ethan's birthday. 437 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,063 Whatever you say. I have to check the cutlets. 438 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,066 Speak to your father. 439 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,111 Hello, Miriam? Are you in Prague? 440 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,697 Make sure you work Jesus Christ into every conversation. 441 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,241 I will. Hey, why did Shirley say Ethan's having a birthday party? 442 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,201 - His birthday's in November. - Not anymore. 443 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,870 What-what do you mean, "not anymore"? 444 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,205 Eh, November was bad for us. I have deadlines. 445 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,374 Moishe has his spring fabrics arriving. 446 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,960 Shirley's cousin Yetta is coming for a visit. 447 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,503 I don't know what your mother's doing, 448 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:16,298 - but it was bad for her, too. - I have work, Abe. 449 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,759 Your mother claims she has work, 450 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,260 so it just didn't work for any of us. 451 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:23,388 Are you seriously telling me you rescheduled Ethan's birthday? 452 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,556 He's five. 453 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,099 - What does he know? - Papa! 454 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,894 What? The boy has three cakes, 455 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,520 and we're taking him to Coney Island 456 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,773 - to ride the Wonder Wheel. - I can't believe this. 457 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,275 How does this affect you? You weren't going to be here 458 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,110 - for it anyhow. - What's the matter? 459 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,154 Miriam's upset we changed Ethan's birthday. 460 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,572 - Why? - No idea. 461 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,408 Papa, you don't just change a little boy's birthday. 462 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,910 We changed your brother's birthday twice. 463 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,578 - He never found out. - You... 464 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,413 Who are you people? 465 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,124 This borders on inhuman and unfeeling 466 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,210 and... Wait, did you change my birthday? 467 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,128 No. Listen, Miriam, 468 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,506 we have to wrap things up here and get to Coney Island. 469 00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,800 Ethan! Wish your son a happy birthday. 470 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,886 - It's not his... - Ethan! 471 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,514 Hi, Mommy. I got 472 00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:06,848 a fire truck, cowboy guns 473 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,392 - and a baseball. - Ethan. 474 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,977 We're gonna ride the Wonder Wheel. 475 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,311 Honey, all of that is exciting, 476 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,814 but today is just not your actual... 477 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,399 Happy birthday, baby. 478 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,275 I want cake. 479 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,458 Hi. Uh, we are here for the Myerson check. 480 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,335 I'm Susie Myerson. This is my sister, Tess. 481 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:36,461 And how are you this morning? 482 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,713 Fine. We just need our check. 483 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,006 Well, let me have a look-see here. 484 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,590 Ah, you're Mr. Frick's clients. 485 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:41,883 Yes, we are. Does he have the check? 486 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,385 Why don't you have a seat, and I'll buzz him for you. 487 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:44,637 - Tell him to bring the check. - Will do. 488 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,723 You have to relax. 489 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,766 - I'll relax when I get that check. - Well, well, 490 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,852 the Myerson girls. How nice to see you. 491 00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:54,354 - Well, technically, I'm a Dooley. - Nobody cares. 492 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,523 Uh, hello, Mr. Frick. We are here for the check. 493 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,567 You mean you're not here to see me? I'm hurt. 494 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,902 I'm kidding. Would you two like some coffee? 495 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,696 - No, we're fine. - Do you have any hot chocolate? 496 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:05,073 You want a balloon, too? We'll just take the check. 497 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,324 Sure, sure. But Mr. B said 498 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,993 not to let you leave without saying hello. 499 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,704 - Who? - Great guy. Come on. 500 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,335 Mm. 501 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:53,330 Make yourselves comfortable. He'll be right in. 502 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:58,376 Susie, I'm not really good at reading certain situations, 503 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,878 but this seems a little... 504 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,004 - Fucked-up. - Yeah. 505 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:02,298 Where are we? 506 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:05,258 I didn't mean to scare you. 507 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:06,593 Oh, we're not scared. 508 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,637 We love secret rooms with no handles on the door. 509 00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:10,639 I'm Mr. Bartosiewicz, 510 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,933 but you can just call me Mr. B. 511 00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:15,060 I'm Susie. This is Tess. 512 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,394 I know who you are. 513 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,647 Should we sit? 514 00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:23,235 Okay. Let's see what we have here. 515 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:25,112 We just came by to pick up the check 516 00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:27,906 like Mr. Frick told us to, so that's why we're here. 517 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,825 To get the check. 518 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,076 You're gonna get your check. 519 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,452 Great. 520 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,162 I just need some answers first. 521 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,414 Where were you two girls when you heard about it? 522 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,791 About what? 523 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,543 About the fire. 524 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:41,461 Church. 525 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:42,963 Church? 526 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:44,631 Yeah. That's where we usually are. 527 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:47,259 Uh, in church or going to church, 528 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:48,802 - coming back from church. - Mm-hmm. 529 00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:50,137 And what about you? 530 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:52,848 Put me down for church, also. 531 00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:54,391 Okay. 532 00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:56,977 So, you're both in church. 533 00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:59,980 That's when, um, Tess' husband found us there 534 00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:02,607 - and told us there was a fire. - It was very upsetting. 535 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:05,360 Thank God we were in church, where everyone's upset. 536 00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:07,362 And your husband can corroborate this? 537 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,490 Finding you both in church? 538 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:12,993 - He's drunk a lot. - Mm. 539 00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:14,744 - So his memory gets fuzzy. - Mm. 540 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:17,164 Any idea how it started? 541 00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:19,040 The drinking? Oh, that's a family thing. 542 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,001 He's talking about the fire, Tess. 543 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:22,711 Any theories? Wild thoughts? 544 00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:25,213 Yeah, maybe Mom fell asleep with a cigarette in her hand. 545 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:27,048 Yep, that does happen a lot. 546 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,843 Of course, your mom is dead, so... 547 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:31,845 Right. I forgot. 548 00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:33,763 She is dead. 549 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:35,640 - Tess. - Bad wiring! 550 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,184 That's good. Bad wiring. 551 00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:40,188 Bad wiring. Interesting. 552 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,773 So, is there, like, an investigation going on or...? 553 00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:45,859 Just working the case. 554 00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:47,986 Case. So it's a case? 555 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,530 You know, some neighbors reported 556 00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:53,283 seeing a couple of women paddling around in a rowboat 557 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:54,534 - that night. - Women in a rowboat? 558 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:55,785 What's this world coming to? 559 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,370 They said they were drinking beer, laughing, 560 00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:59,372 - singing, at one point. - Oh. 561 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:02,292 Do you have any idea who those two women might be? 562 00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:05,170 - No, we do not. - Yeah, beats me. 563 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:08,298 Okay. Well, unfortunately, 564 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:09,883 there's still some loose ends we need to tie 565 00:25:09,884 --> 00:25:11,885 before we get that check out to you, 566 00:25:11,886 --> 00:25:13,386 but we will be in touch. 567 00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:15,889 - So no check today. - Not today. But... 568 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,475 Denise did bring in some of her coffee cake. 569 00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:20,894 I bet I could scrounge up a piece. 570 00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:24,022 - Ooh. - Hey, how about a good faith down payment? 571 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,899 You know, ten percent to show you care? 572 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,984 Wouldn't that be nice, huh? 573 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,403 Yeah. 574 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:34,200 Hey, so, can we leave? 575 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:37,787 No reason why you can't. 576 00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:44,794 Nice to meet you, Tess. 577 00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:52,926 Boy, he seemed nice. 578 00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:55,220 Nice? Were you paying attention? 579 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,888 They know what we did, Tess. 580 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,474 So, what, you think they're not gonna give us the check? 581 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:00,684 I think they're gonna call the cops. 582 00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:01,935 Over that shitty house? 583 00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:03,311 Hey, arson is arson. 584 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,063 You make it sound so dark. 585 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,398 What are we gonna do? 586 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:07,691 Do you think we're gonna go to jail? 587 00:26:07,692 --> 00:26:09,067 I-I don't want to go to jail. 588 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,986 Okay. Well, let's just tell them that. 589 00:26:10,987 --> 00:26:14,197 Don't you snark at me, lady. I was doing you a favor. 590 00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:17,325 I know. I know. 591 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:19,369 And now I need you to do me another favor. 592 00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:21,121 Us another favor. 593 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:24,165 That guy in there holds our fate in his big, meaty hand, 594 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,584 - and he likes you. - Me? No. 595 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:27,961 - You think? - Of the two of us, 596 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:29,546 there's only one he wanted to bend over that desk. 597 00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:31,631 Well, that's nice. 598 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:33,883 We need to flip this guy, Tess. Okay? 599 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:36,261 He has to be convinced to overlook the fact that we are 600 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,138 the worst fucking criminals in the entire world. 601 00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:39,597 No. There have to be worse. 602 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,975 Take one for the team? Get this guy on our side? 603 00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:44,144 - By doing what? - The same thing you did 604 00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:45,353 that got our high school principal fired. 605 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:47,355 I'm a married woman, for Christ's sake. 606 00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:49,441 If that meant anything to you at all, I wouldn't ask. 607 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:50,692 You think I'm a whore? 608 00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:52,319 That I ain't got a line in the sand? 609 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,070 - Huh? - Tess, I have seen you 610 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:56,114 let your tit fall out of your shirt for a free beer. 611 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,449 Imported beer. 612 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:59,326 I'm not saying you have to fuck him. 613 00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:01,578 But when you see him, 614 00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:03,663 I want you to think Heineken. 615 00:27:03,664 --> 00:27:05,332 I will see what I can do. 616 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:06,750 Okay. I got to go. 617 00:27:06,751 --> 00:27:09,586 You're good? All, uh, shaved and everything? 618 00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:11,588 - Go. Please. Now. - Okay. 619 00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:13,214 Bye. 620 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:15,967 - Okay, this one's done. - Great. 621 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,677 What's in here? 622 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:19,220 Manny? 623 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,556 - Teacups. - I don't have teacups, Manny. 624 00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:23,600 - Tchotchkes? - What am I, your fucking grandmother? 625 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:25,310 I don't know. It's not Jockey shorts. 626 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,729 - I'm not going near your Jockey shorts. - Well, that's a relief. 627 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,356 10:00. I'm gonna have a cigarette. 628 00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:31,232 You can't smoke in here, Manny. 629 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:33,193 Even though I helped you pack? 630 00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:39,367 And it's my Jockey shorts. 631 00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:42,160 - What are you doing here? - Can I come in? 632 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,912 - Why aren't you on tour? - I... 633 00:27:43,913 --> 00:27:45,288 - Didn't you go with Midge? - I did. 634 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:47,166 - But... - Yes, come in. 635 00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:50,251 Where's Midge? Is she on tour? 636 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,003 - Is she okay? - Miriam's fine. 637 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:54,714 What's "fine"? Where's "fine"? Define "fine," Susie. 638 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:57,384 Relax. God, you two have a weird relationship. 639 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:01,805 I need Midge's money. 640 00:28:01,806 --> 00:28:04,057 - You told me not to give you Midge's money. - I know. 641 00:28:04,058 --> 00:28:06,851 You said under no circumstances was I to give you Midge's money. 642 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,895 - I know what I said, but... - Plus, you realize 643 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:10,814 you never actually gave me Midge's money, right? 644 00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:12,482 You were gonna get me Midge's money, 645 00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:14,234 but I never got the money, so I don't know 646 00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:16,069 how I could give you the money that you haven't given me. 647 00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:17,529 And even if you had given me the money, 648 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:18,780 you told me not to give you that money, 649 00:28:18,781 --> 00:28:21,074 so either way, you can't have the money. 650 00:28:21,075 --> 00:28:23,576 Okay. I need you to loan me the money. 651 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:24,702 - Loan you the... - Yeah. 652 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,121 - Bank check would be best. - Sure. 653 00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:27,247 - Though cash would work. - Uh-huh. 654 00:28:27,248 --> 00:28:28,790 Let me get this straight. 655 00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:30,625 I wasn't supposed to give you the money 656 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:31,709 that you're supposed to give to Midge 657 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:32,752 that you didn't give to me, 658 00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:34,421 but now I'm supposed to give you my money? 659 00:28:34,422 --> 00:28:36,714 Even though I know because you told me two days ago 660 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:37,841 that the minute you get any money, 661 00:28:37,842 --> 00:28:39,843 - you lose it immediately. - Yes. 662 00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,886 - Nap time. - Mr. Maisel. 663 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:44,305 Mr. Maisel, we've had a security breach, 664 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:47,100 and the building is on lockdown. 665 00:28:47,101 --> 00:28:48,643 You run fucking slow. 666 00:28:48,644 --> 00:28:51,646 Don't you ever not sign my guest sheet again. 667 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,189 You hear me? 668 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,774 - We were talking. - Please continue. 669 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:56,317 It was a private conversation. 670 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:58,361 I might have respected that if you had signed my sheet. 671 00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:01,364 - Susie... - Look, I just need the money. 672 00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:02,991 So, one more time from the top? 673 00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:04,659 - What if I had a gun? - You don't have a gun. 674 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,910 - But if I did? - But you don't. 675 00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:07,370 - I have a gun. - On you? 676 00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:09,122 Or you got to run and go get it and run back again? 677 00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:10,498 What happened to the money 678 00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:12,333 that you said you were gonna transfer to me, huh? 679 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:14,210 The money that you were keeping for Midge? Where is it? 680 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:15,795 Know what? Never mind. Just forget it. 681 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:18,339 - Susie... - Just don't tell Miriam I came here 682 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:20,758 - when you see her. - When am I gonna see her? 683 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,552 Is she here? I thought she was in Prague. 684 00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:24,345 - I got to go. - You do have to go. 685 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:27,098 Think it's nice you live with your mom, by the way. 686 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:30,518 That one could use a good smack. 687 00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:45,284 Fuck. 688 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,077 One more. 689 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,958 You know it's June. 690 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,629 We like the picture. 691 00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,339 What should we play? 692 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:01,090 You look like sporting men. 693 00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:03,676 I guess your card, I get a drink. 694 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,762 - Beat it. - Oh, no. I'm good. 695 00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:07,180 You'll love this. Tell him. 696 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:09,599 - I don't know you. - Oh, well, I'm very famous. 697 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,518 I perform for crown heads of Europe. 698 00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:13,811 And the rest of their bodies if they're still attached. 699 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,648 I have met the queen. She matched me drink for drink, 700 00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,274 and then we... 701 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:21,277 Slippery stool here. Now, wouldn't that be a story? 702 00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:23,905 Cause of death: slippery barstool. 703 00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:26,324 Not a manly death like fighting in a war 704 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,034 - or choking on steak. - Christ. 705 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:31,246 Take a card. I'm a pacifist and a vegetarian, 706 00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:34,040 so I guess it's the deadly barstool for me. 707 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:35,542 Put it back. 708 00:30:37,253 --> 00:30:38,670 Ooh. 709 00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:40,672 - This your card? - Shit. Yeah. 710 00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:42,423 - Whiskey neat. - You're picking those up. 711 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,676 Think of a number. I guess right, 712 00:30:44,677 --> 00:30:46,261 you pick up the cards. 713 00:30:46,262 --> 00:30:48,721 - Fucking hate magicians. - Oh, that's just Alfie. 714 00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:51,266 - He's a regular. - Yeah, well, if he tries to pull 715 00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:53,851 a quarter out of my nose, I'm gonna jam a rabbit up his ass. 716 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,770 - Shit. - Pick a card. 717 00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:57,522 I guess right, you buy me a drink. 718 00:30:57,523 --> 00:30:59,649 - Maybe some other time. - Oh, bad day? 719 00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:01,818 - Wow. You are magic. - Here. 720 00:31:01,819 --> 00:31:03,861 Just for fun. Which hand? 721 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,572 - What am I, six? - For fun. 722 00:31:05,573 --> 00:31:06,948 Get your mind off things. 723 00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:08,783 That one. I watched you pick it up. 724 00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:10,868 Which hand? For fun. 725 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,870 I know you're having enough trouble finding money as it is, 726 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,163 - right? - What? 727 00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:15,666 Which hand? 728 00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:18,585 Two out of three. Which hand? 729 00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:20,336 - Wait, that was two out of three. - Three out of four. 730 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:22,380 Just for fun. Can't let you go up in smoke, 731 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,631 - right? - Hey, how did you... 732 00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:26,134 - Pick a hand. - I'm gonna be fucking wrong! 733 00:31:26,135 --> 00:31:28,511 - Have a little faith. - Alfie, come on. 734 00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:30,513 I was trying to let you win. 735 00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:33,767 Look, pal, screw with someone else, huh? 736 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:43,318 You know, it's not good to sit in a bar when you're depressed. 737 00:31:43,319 --> 00:31:44,694 He's gonna keep talking to me. 738 00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:46,237 Sometimes it's good to be somewhere 739 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,447 that makes you smile. 740 00:31:47,448 --> 00:31:48,906 Alfie. 741 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,743 Where would you like to be right now? 742 00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:54,245 - Fucking place but here. - Hmm. 743 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:57,206 What's the opposite of here? 744 00:31:57,207 --> 00:31:59,083 How about... here? 745 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:05,966 What the fuck? 746 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:10,637 What the hell just happened? 747 00:32:10,638 --> 00:32:12,263 You just bought him a drink. 748 00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:16,517 Fucking hate magicians. 749 00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:42,585 Everyone stay together. 750 00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:45,505 - Oh, boys, look. - It's not a real mermaid. 751 00:32:45,506 --> 00:32:47,840 - She sold us pickles earlier. Keep moving. - Hi. 752 00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:49,425 Boy, Abe, are you fun. 753 00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:52,178 This wasn't supposed to be an all-day outing, Moishe. 754 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:55,556 Stop that. The agreement was one ride on the Wonder Wheel, 755 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:56,891 then home. Stop that. 756 00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:59,602 It did not include the whole of Coney Island. 757 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:02,814 Stop that. We have now been heading toward the Wonder Wheel 758 00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:04,357 for a full two hours. 759 00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:06,818 We've stopped for games and T-shirts 760 00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:09,278 and funny pictures of us sticking our heads 761 00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:12,073 through cutouts of bodybuilders and cowboys. 762 00:33:12,074 --> 00:33:14,659 I mean it. It's time we do 763 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,869 - what we came here for already. - Look what I got! 764 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,084 - Oh, for the love of God. - For Jacob 765 00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:26,504 - and Petey and Moishe and Joely. - Thank you. 766 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,631 We've come to a dead stop here, Shirley. 767 00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:30,466 And for Rose and for me. 768 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:33,219 We can give out ice cream and walk at the same time, 769 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,554 - can't we? - Grandma, Grandma. - And finally... 770 00:33:34,555 --> 00:33:36,180 Oh, the birthday boy. 771 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:37,849 By the time we get there... 772 00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:40,184 - Wait, no ice cream for me? - You don't eat ice cream. 773 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:42,270 You don't eat anything, and she got you one. 774 00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,730 I got to get something to drink. 775 00:33:43,731 --> 00:33:45,106 We'll lose the others. 776 00:33:45,107 --> 00:33:47,067 Oh, they'll be back. 777 00:33:48,444 --> 00:33:50,278 You know, I schtupped your mother 778 00:33:50,279 --> 00:33:51,654 under this very boardwalk. 779 00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,030 Thank you for that. 780 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,074 Just thought you'd like a little family history. 781 00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:56,910 - Two. - You got it. 782 00:33:58,078 --> 00:33:59,912 Everything okay at the club? 783 00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:01,956 Fine. Why would you say that? 784 00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:04,083 You got a look all Maisel men get 785 00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:06,586 when they got work troubles or prostate issues. 786 00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:08,421 I just... 787 00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:09,881 got these landlords, 788 00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:11,841 and they're a little upset with me. 789 00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:14,051 - Why? - The club's drawing too much attention 790 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,303 to their other business. 791 00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:17,597 - You know, downstairs? - Ah, yes. 792 00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:19,265 I can't be at war with these people. 793 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:20,850 For many reasons. 794 00:34:20,851 --> 00:34:22,810 - Then you got to pay 'em. - I do pay them. 795 00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:25,104 Not rent, you yutz. Payola. Give 'em a taste. 796 00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:26,689 I don't think that's what they're looking for. 797 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:28,858 Of course it is. There's not a thing in the world 798 00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:31,110 that money can't fix. You see your son? 799 00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:33,196 Had a fit to win that Popeye doll 800 00:34:33,197 --> 00:34:34,906 at the whack-a-mole game back there. 801 00:34:34,907 --> 00:34:37,366 You think he's really such a terrific whack-a-mole player? 802 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,577 You saw him. All he hit was the kid next to him. 803 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,078 I slip the guy five bucks, 804 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,331 suddenly, Ethan's the king of whack-a-mole. 805 00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:45,208 Five bucks. Got the doll. What did we learn? 806 00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,502 Nothing. Including how to play whack-a-mole. 807 00:34:47,503 --> 00:34:49,504 Abe, please. It was an accident. 808 00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:51,923 You saw we took a wrong turn and said nothing. 809 00:34:51,924 --> 00:34:55,092 And now we have to double back around the Parachute Jump, 810 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,261 and if we get vomited on from the sky, 811 00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,679 it's on your head. Stop that. 812 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,431 This is a wonderful camera, Mr. Weissman. 813 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,682 I'm glad you like it. Keep up. 814 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:03,351 I got beautiful shots of the boardwalk 815 00:35:03,352 --> 00:35:05,144 and the ocean and very funny pony rides. 816 00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:07,063 - Double-time, double-time. - I was thinking 817 00:35:07,064 --> 00:35:09,607 - we could get one all together? - Absolutely not. 818 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,400 Hello. We need, uh... 819 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,528 Did you boys bring any money from home? 820 00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:15,863 No? Great. Guess I'm paying. 821 00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:22,663 Joey! 822 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:27,959 Joey! 823 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,669 Tell your parents I'll give them ten percent of the take. 824 00:35:29,670 --> 00:35:31,003 - Joel... - Just tell 'em. 825 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,630 First of all, I never said they were my parents, 826 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:34,507 and second of all, this wasn't a shakedown. 827 00:35:34,508 --> 00:35:35,883 Whatever it is, that's the deal. 828 00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:37,760 I'll tell them five and let them say ten. 829 00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:38,886 You're just so much more successful 830 00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:40,346 than you were supposed to be. 831 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:43,140 So, now that your search and destroy mission is over... 832 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,559 It wasn't a search and destroy mission. 833 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,768 Just a destroy mission. 834 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:46,894 Now that it's over, 835 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,646 you still gonna be coming around? 836 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,022 Yes. 837 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,692 A lot. Too much. 838 00:35:52,693 --> 00:35:54,735 It makes you feel any better, the rent they're charging you 839 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:56,279 - is really low. - That's something. 840 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,864 They will be raising it next year, however. 841 00:35:57,865 --> 00:35:59,866 It will be ridiculously high and unfair. 842 00:35:59,867 --> 00:36:01,993 Terrific. I'll see you tonight? 843 00:36:01,994 --> 00:36:04,662 Yes. I'll be in my rent collector's outfit. 844 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:07,123 If anyone can pull it off, it's you. 845 00:36:09,543 --> 00:36:12,712 Pretzels! Get your pretzels! 846 00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:15,716 Get your pretzels! Pretzels! 847 00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:30,980 It's short. He owes me a dollar. You owe me a dollar! 848 00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:33,149 Abe, either go over to the booth and discuss it 849 00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:34,984 or accept that he owes you a dollar. 850 00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:37,945 But if I go over there, you will all follow, 851 00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:40,031 and I will never get this... Stop that. 852 00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:42,491 I will never get this train back on the tracks. 853 00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,452 - Who wants some funnel cake? - Shirley, no. 854 00:36:44,453 --> 00:36:45,745 - Me! - Say cheese! 855 00:36:45,746 --> 00:36:47,496 Zelda, please. I'm gonna take that camera back. 856 00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:49,206 Abe, I have to make a call at 3:00, 857 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,375 so we either have to be done with the ride by then, 858 00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:53,753 - or we should wait until after. - Who are you calling? 859 00:36:53,754 --> 00:36:56,672 It's a potential client, if you must know. 860 00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:59,258 Is this that matchmaking business again? 861 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,177 I-I have to tell you, I don't get it. 862 00:37:01,178 --> 00:37:03,346 Well, you don't have to get it. Only I have to get it. 863 00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:05,723 How lazy are people anyway? 864 00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:08,476 I mean, they can't just find spouses on their own? 865 00:37:08,477 --> 00:37:10,519 - You didn't. - Of course I did. 866 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,730 I met you through a family friend. Sonja. 867 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,774 Yes, Sonja the matchmaker. 868 00:37:14,775 --> 00:37:16,943 - Mama! - Miriam. 869 00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:18,277 Mommy! 870 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:20,363 I heard someone had an unexpected birthday. 871 00:37:20,364 --> 00:37:22,406 - What are you doing here? - You said you were 872 00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,784 - in Prague. - I did, yes. 873 00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:26,911 - But... - Explain later. Everyone, on the cars. Now. 874 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:28,371 Why aren't you on tour? 875 00:37:28,372 --> 00:37:30,122 Why'd you let them change our son's birthday? 876 00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:31,332 - It was out of my control. - Same here. 877 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,792 I wish you'd told me you were coming back. 878 00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:34,085 We could've moved his birthday to tomorrow. 879 00:37:34,086 --> 00:37:35,878 I was actually hoping I could talk to you all 880 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,546 about what happened. Maybe we could go somewhere... 881 00:37:37,547 --> 00:37:39,966 No time. Rose, move. Shirley, go with Rose. Oh. 882 00:37:39,967 --> 00:37:41,884 - But-but, Papa, I... - Miriam, 883 00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,594 we'll pay attention to you later. 884 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,596 Ethan, go. Joel, go. Moishe, go. 885 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:47,640 - If I could just talk to you for a minute. - Sorry. Jacob. 886 00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:50,434 - Petey, go. Zelda, come. - I want to stay here 887 00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,269 - and take pictures. - Papa, please. - Oh. 888 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,813 Miriam, um... 889 00:37:53,814 --> 00:37:55,690 Return this for me. 890 00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:58,067 Mention that he shorted me a dollar. Don't press it. 891 00:37:58,068 --> 00:37:59,819 I'm not threatening legal action. 892 00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:01,988 But if there is someone official around, 893 00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:05,324 complain in a very loud voice, then cry and faint. 894 00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:07,159 But... Wait. Wait! 895 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,329 - I want to talk... - Tickets, please. 896 00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:12,957 - Sorry. I got to... - Lady, what are you doing? 897 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:15,584 - There's a line! - Mama, I really need... 898 00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:17,420 Oy. 899 00:38:17,421 --> 00:38:19,588 Miriam, I don't understand! 900 00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:22,258 How are you here if you were in Prague 901 00:38:22,259 --> 00:38:24,927 - this morning? - I decided to come home early! 902 00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:27,972 - Why? - Because they told me to! 903 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,932 - The Czechoslovakians? - No! 904 00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:32,518 - Was the tour canceled? - No! 905 00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:34,478 - Just me! - What? 906 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:37,231 I said something onstage that they didn't like, 907 00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:39,859 so they fired me. I was fired! 908 00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:40,985 - No! - What? 909 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,611 What did you say? What did she say? 910 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:44,071 Oh, Miriam, how awful. 911 00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:46,240 - What did you say onstage? - Just jokes! 912 00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:47,366 Very funny jokes, 913 00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:49,076 which I must point out was the job description, 914 00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:51,495 but they got mad and dropped me from the tour. 915 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:54,540 At the airport. On the tarmac. 916 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:57,752 Outside where everyone could see you? How humiliating. 917 00:38:57,753 --> 00:38:59,503 I'm sorry, did you say you were fired? 918 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,672 Yes, Moishe, I was fired! 919 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,758 That's very disturbing to hear, Miriam. 920 00:39:03,759 --> 00:39:05,176 Especially as your lender. 921 00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:07,011 - I know, Moishe. - Wait, what did you say? 922 00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:08,262 I'm sorry, Moishe! 923 00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,472 Did he say "as your lender"? 924 00:39:09,473 --> 00:39:10,848 I will make it up to you, Moishe! 925 00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:12,224 What does that mean, "as your lender"? 926 00:39:12,225 --> 00:39:14,226 Your contract was your collateral. 927 00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:15,561 Do you know what collateral is, Miriam? 928 00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:17,730 I do, but you're going to tell me anyway. 929 00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:19,065 Collateral is that thing you used 930 00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:20,983 to get me to sell you that apartment back! 931 00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:23,319 - What apartment? - Your contract had numbers 932 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,487 indicating money. 933 00:39:24,488 --> 00:39:26,947 And a Christmas special with Bob Hope. 934 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:28,449 Remember the Christmas special, Miriam? 935 00:39:28,450 --> 00:39:31,452 The Christmas special never had Bob Hope in it, Moishe. 936 00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:33,162 - What apartment? - Our apartment. 937 00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:35,247 Our apartment? You bought our apartment? 938 00:39:35,248 --> 00:39:37,374 Yes, I bought our apartment. 939 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,085 And you borrowed money from my father? 940 00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:40,753 - Why is that bad? - It's not. 941 00:39:40,754 --> 00:39:41,879 It sure as fuck is! 942 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,964 I don't understand. What did she buy? 943 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,466 She bought her apartment! 944 00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:48,052 - What apartment? - Our apartment, Abe! 945 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,303 You don't have an apartment. 946 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:51,472 Their old apartment, Abe! 947 00:39:51,473 --> 00:39:53,474 I can't believe you borrowed money from my father! 948 00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:55,351 Joel, I'm not going to mention that I picked up 949 00:39:55,352 --> 00:39:57,770 on a very insulting tone there, but I did. 950 00:39:57,771 --> 00:39:59,480 - Why would you do that? - Why would you do that? 951 00:39:59,481 --> 00:40:01,190 Because I loved that apartment! 952 00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:03,317 Because I was happy in that apartment. 953 00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:06,195 I want the kids to grow up in that apartment. 954 00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:07,488 They won't have a yard! 955 00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:09,657 I know, Shirley! 956 00:40:09,658 --> 00:40:11,617 Can we get back to the point that I was swindled 957 00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:13,285 and my son insulted me? 958 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:15,788 - You did not get swindled. - I did not insult you, 959 00:40:15,789 --> 00:40:17,081 and she didn't know she was gonna get fired. 960 00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:19,416 - She should've assumed. - Why? 961 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,001 Because you can't tell a joke. 962 00:40:21,002 --> 00:40:23,337 I've told you that over and over and over, 963 00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,672 but you just won't listen! 964 00:40:24,673 --> 00:40:26,924 That's right! You won't! 965 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,385 I will figure out a way to get you your money. 966 00:40:29,386 --> 00:40:31,512 - How much did you borrow? - Why do you want to know? 967 00:40:31,513 --> 00:40:33,764 - I'm talking to Midge. - Would you like some privacy? 968 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:35,516 - Maybe I can help her out. - With what? 969 00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:37,434 Sonja was not a matchmaker. 970 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,562 - Of course she was. - No. 971 00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,981 Matchmakers get paid. No one paid her. 972 00:40:41,982 --> 00:40:44,525 - Your mother paid her. - What? 973 00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:48,112 Abe, for God's sake, you were 30 and unmarried! 974 00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:49,905 Plus, your wardrobe. 975 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:51,907 They had to throw in a savings bond 976 00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:53,868 and a Turkish ceremonial rifle set 977 00:40:53,869 --> 00:40:56,245 - for my father! - That's where he got that? 978 00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:58,372 I need a pen. Who has a pen? 979 00:40:58,373 --> 00:41:00,499 Aren't you supposed to be prepared for anything? 980 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,251 That's the Boy Scouts, Moishe. 981 00:41:02,252 --> 00:41:04,170 I need to do some math here! 982 00:41:04,171 --> 00:41:07,089 You do not need to do any math! You will get your money. 983 00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:09,425 - I don't believe you. - You think I'd lie to you 984 00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:11,552 - on my son's fake birthday? - What? 985 00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:14,013 That was our apartment! You should've discussed it with me. 986 00:41:14,014 --> 00:41:15,806 - Why? - At the very least, I could've told you 987 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,391 to never borrow money from my father. 988 00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:19,101 How did I become the bad guy here? 989 00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:21,478 Where did you get the idea to buy your apartment? 990 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:24,231 How did I wind up in a cage with Petey and Jacob?! 991 00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:25,941 This funnel cake is delicious. 992 00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:27,902 Ethan! 993 00:41:27,903 --> 00:41:30,571 Is your funnel cake delicious? 994 00:41:30,572 --> 00:41:33,949 Jacob, is your funnel cake delicious? 995 00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:37,036 Petey, is your funnel cake delicious? 996 00:41:37,037 --> 00:41:38,746 Hey, lady, shut up! 997 00:41:38,747 --> 00:41:41,540 - You shut up! - No, you shut up! 998 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:44,877 Two thousand feet in the air. That's a very dangerous height 999 00:41:44,878 --> 00:41:47,213 to tell a Jewish man he's been had! 1000 00:41:47,214 --> 00:41:49,298 What about a Catholic? Is it a good height for a Catholic? 1001 00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:51,008 Was that the joke that got you fired? 1002 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,469 You'll get your money. 1003 00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:55,346 - If I had a nickel... - What? 1004 00:41:55,347 --> 00:41:58,557 If I had a nickel! But I don't because you got fired. 1005 00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:01,518 Who wants another funnel cake? 1006 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,604 I did not intend to tell everyone this way. 1007 00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:05,564 Look, when we get back to the house, 1008 00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:07,149 we can sit down and discuss this 1009 00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:09,818 like normal, civilized goddamn people! 1010 00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:11,238 Okay? 1011 00:42:12,822 --> 00:42:14,949 So fun. 1012 00:42:14,950 --> 00:42:17,159 Say cheese! - Oh! 1013 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:22,039 Every day, I get home from work, and she's left me a list. 1014 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,959 "Take out the trash. Fix the sink. Walk the dog." 1015 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,753 - You got a dog? - "By the way, we got a dog." 1016 00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:29,964 Now, I know we've had some problems, 1017 00:42:29,965 --> 00:42:32,216 but still, I'm doing everything I can to make it all up to her, 1018 00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:33,884 - and she's not giving an inch. - Have a good night. 1019 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:35,761 - See you next time. - Plus, she's never home. 1020 00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:37,596 She's always at secretarial school, 1021 00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:39,723 which is probably why the lists she leaves me 1022 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:40,808 are so professional. 1023 00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:43,477 So, today, I'm out with Fletcher... 1024 00:42:43,478 --> 00:42:45,479 - Who? - The dog. And I'm thinking about everything, 1025 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,522 and I'm starting to get mad. 1026 00:42:46,523 --> 00:42:48,565 I decide to confront her. Tonight. 1027 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,901 So, she comes home, and I'm standing there, 1028 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,319 all ready for that cold, steely, 1029 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,488 Oktoberfest pretzel waitress stare of hers, 1030 00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:56,532 and I say, "Imogene, we need to talk." 1031 00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:58,784 She says give her a minute. She goes into the bedroom. 1032 00:42:58,785 --> 00:43:00,911 Two minutes later, she comes out. 1033 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:02,788 Completely naked. 1034 00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:05,249 - Imogene? - I am frozen. Speechless. 1035 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:08,627 And then she smiles and says, "Have a great night at the club. 1036 00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:10,587 Tell Joel I said hello." 1037 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,339 And cool as a cucumber, 1038 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:13,757 she turns and just leaves the room. 1039 00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:15,676 Are you serious? She said to tell me hello? 1040 00:43:17,721 --> 00:43:20,139 Fuck. 1041 00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:22,141 One second. 1042 00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:29,940 Our first shakedown. 1043 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,192 We are officially in the nightclub business. 1044 00:43:37,699 --> 00:43:39,908 Bank's open tonight. 1045 00:43:39,909 --> 00:43:41,494 Follow me. 1046 00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:52,629 Sit. 1047 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,467 - Okay. So, what's... - Don't talk. 1048 00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:00,679 Midge needs her money. 1049 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,306 - Yeah, I know. - No. 1050 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:03,891 That's talking. 1051 00:44:03,892 --> 00:44:05,517 She needs her money 1052 00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:07,561 in order to pay my father for our old apartment 1053 00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:09,480 that, apparently, she bought back from him yesterday. 1054 00:44:09,481 --> 00:44:10,939 Did you know that? 1055 00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:12,274 She did it when I wasn't looking. 1056 00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:13,734 That's some top-notch managing. 1057 00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:15,611 You are kicking a one-legged dog, man. 1058 00:44:15,612 --> 00:44:17,071 Okay, well, she needs her money, 1059 00:44:17,072 --> 00:44:19,114 so I am going to write you a check. 1060 00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:21,950 You will then write her a check based on this check, 1061 00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:23,869 and she will have her money 1062 00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:25,704 and will never know that you did not. 1063 00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:28,540 Really? Wow, I can't believe you would do that. 1064 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:31,627 Hey, listen, you are not most of the things 1065 00:44:31,628 --> 00:44:32,920 I have called you in the past. 1066 00:44:32,921 --> 00:44:34,463 However... 1067 00:44:34,464 --> 00:44:36,298 before I hand this over to you, 1068 00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:38,133 we're gonna have a little chat. 1069 00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:40,052 - Shit. - Yeah, shit. 1070 00:44:40,053 --> 00:44:41,303 Exactly shit. 1071 00:44:41,304 --> 00:44:43,222 And you are gonna tell me everything. 1072 00:44:43,223 --> 00:44:45,432 What happened to Midge's money, 1073 00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:47,101 what you did with it, what she thinks you did with it, 1074 00:44:47,102 --> 00:44:48,268 et cetera. 1075 00:44:48,269 --> 00:44:49,978 How big a drink you want? 1076 00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:52,981 - This big. - Coming right up. 1077 00:45:18,591 --> 00:45:20,926 Any messages? Shit, are you sure? 1078 00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:22,511 I was supposed to have a gig this weekend. 1079 00:45:22,512 --> 00:45:23,887 Okay, what about Harry Corn? 1080 00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:26,265 Did he have any messages about a gig? 1081 00:45:26,266 --> 00:45:28,684 Chip Glenn? Anything for him? 1082 00:45:28,685 --> 00:45:31,019 Well, who's got a gig I can steal over there? 1083 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,521 It worked great in Boston, Philly. 1084 00:45:32,522 --> 00:45:33,856 I get to Denver, nothing. 1085 00:45:33,857 --> 00:45:35,691 Well, it's an East Coast joke. My lunch joke, 1086 00:45:35,692 --> 00:45:37,443 I have a different sandwich for each part of the country. 1087 00:45:37,444 --> 00:45:38,944 - Which sandwich is funniest? - Hoagie. 1088 00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:41,071 - Hoagie is a funny sandwich. - Put that away. 1089 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,865 Someone sees that check, they'll follow you home, 1090 00:45:42,866 --> 00:45:44,074 knock you in the head and steal it. 1091 00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:46,368 Follow me home? That's 50 blocks. 1092 00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:48,245 Why not just knock me in the head right outside? 1093 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,247 I'd love to, but first, can we talk business? 1094 00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:52,624 - Of course. - So, past is behind us. 1095 00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:54,918 Shy who? One less what? Fuck him. 1096 00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:57,421 - Moving forward, we need a game plan. - Agreed. 1097 00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,047 - And I was thinking... - Well, if it isn't Mrs. Maisel. 1098 00:45:59,048 --> 00:46:00,674 I told him not to do this. 1099 00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:02,843 I am not doing anything. I'm just stopping by 1100 00:46:02,844 --> 00:46:05,554 to say hello to a fellow comic and... Oh, look here. 1101 00:46:05,555 --> 00:46:07,890 - Have you seen this? - Yeah, we saw the Jack Ballard thing. 1102 00:46:07,891 --> 00:46:09,808 - Oh, this is better. - What is it? 1103 00:46:09,809 --> 00:46:11,268 It's a good, old-fashioned hit job 1104 00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:13,103 - about a certain Mrs. Maisel. - What? 1105 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:15,063 You know, she comes out of nowhere, 1106 00:46:15,064 --> 00:46:17,065 and suddenly, she's palling around with Lenny Bruce 1107 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:20,152 and opening for Shy Baldwin. Blah, blah, blah. She's a whore. 1108 00:46:20,153 --> 00:46:21,613 And there's a picture. 1109 00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:25,449 "But suddenly, 1110 00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,910 the seemingly charmed downtown darling 1111 00:46:27,911 --> 00:46:30,787 has landed right on her pretty derriere. 1112 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:33,290 Rumor has it she was unceremoniously dumped 1113 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:36,793 by the Baldwin team right there on track six 1114 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,755 at Penn Station. They left her unemployed 1115 00:46:39,756 --> 00:46:40,923 and clutching her suitcase." 1116 00:46:40,924 --> 00:46:42,424 At least he likes my ass. 1117 00:46:42,425 --> 00:46:45,010 "I hear a similar thing happened with Sophie Lennon. 1118 00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:46,762 Mrs. Maisel has quite the knack 1119 00:46:46,763 --> 00:46:48,055 for securing these choice jobs..." 1120 00:46:48,056 --> 00:46:50,140 Blah, blah, blah. She's a whore. 1121 00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:52,267 "...and a better knack for losing them. 1122 00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:55,103 What is the real story with this giggle girl, anyway? 1123 00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:58,190 And what exactly happened at that show at the Apollo? 1124 00:46:58,191 --> 00:47:01,443 - I'll get back to you on that one." - Well, my work here is done. 1125 00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:03,820 - You are a sad, little man, Eugene. - I am. 1126 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,239 But I have my moments. 1127 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,992 No, he doesn't. 1128 00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:11,328 Who the fuck is this guy? 1129 00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:13,664 - L. Roy Dunham? - Don't know, 1130 00:47:13,665 --> 00:47:15,874 but he's seen The Sweet Smell of Success one too many times. 1131 00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:17,209 You know what really sucks about this? 1132 00:47:17,210 --> 00:47:20,170 That gig? That Apollo gig? It went great. 1133 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,256 - The crowd loved me. - I know. 1134 00:47:22,257 --> 00:47:23,674 And they loved me because I just went out there 1135 00:47:23,675 --> 00:47:25,884 and started talking. I didn't have anything planned. 1136 00:47:25,885 --> 00:47:27,344 I just riffed. 1137 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:28,470 - What's the point? - The point is 1138 00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:29,972 that's always when I'm the best, Susie. 1139 00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:33,433 Think about it. Think about my truly great shows. 1140 00:47:33,434 --> 00:47:35,894 Not the good, solid, polished ones 1141 00:47:35,895 --> 00:47:37,813 but the ones that were epic. 1142 00:47:37,814 --> 00:47:39,815 You know, the first night drunken tit-wagging show 1143 00:47:39,816 --> 00:47:42,234 - comes to mind. - The Sophie Lennon showcase. 1144 00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:44,778 - That one still hurts. - But epic, right? 1145 00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:47,864 The one you arranged with Lenny. The Penny Pann takedown. 1146 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,700 Ruined my marriage and any chance at happiness, 1147 00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:51,994 - so great set. - Great fucking set. 1148 00:47:51,995 --> 00:47:54,413 - Detroit. - Kansas City. New Orleans. 1149 00:47:54,414 --> 00:47:56,623 - Myrtle Beach. - And now the Apollo. 1150 00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:58,250 All those shows, one of a kind. 1151 00:47:58,251 --> 00:48:00,460 The kind of shows that only I could do. 1152 00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:02,671 - Agreed. - Susie. 1153 00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:05,299 - Miriam. - You know what's great about me? 1154 00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:07,092 - Your humility? - No. 1155 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:08,927 It's when I'm me. 1156 00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:10,512 So, why would I wait 1157 00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:11,638 until I finally have enough power 1158 00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:13,181 to say to them, "I want to be me"? 1159 00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:15,726 - What if they never let me be me? - They will. 1160 00:48:15,727 --> 00:48:18,103 I want to be me every time I walk out on that stage. 1161 00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:19,813 - You will. - No. Listen, 1162 00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:21,315 if I'm gonna do this, Susie, 1163 00:48:21,316 --> 00:48:24,109 if I'm gonna leave Esther and Ethan for weeks on end, 1164 00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:25,611 miss their birthdays... 1165 00:48:25,612 --> 00:48:28,488 Real and fake... Their recitals and school plays, 1166 00:48:28,489 --> 00:48:30,741 I'm not gonna do it for a bunch of lipstick jokes 1167 00:48:30,742 --> 00:48:32,409 or bad room service jokes. 1168 00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:34,328 - Yeah, but... - No. If I'm gonna do that, 1169 00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:37,497 I'm gonna say exactly what's on my mind all the time. 1170 00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:41,251 Every single show, I am gonna say something. 1171 00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:44,463 Yes. Fine. Clearly, that is the goal. 1172 00:48:44,464 --> 00:48:46,923 But if you are gonna open for a guy like Shy Baldwin 1173 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:49,217 or Pat Boone or Rosemary Clooney, 1174 00:48:49,218 --> 00:48:51,386 you may have to do a room service joke. 1175 00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:54,306 - Then no more opening act gigs. - What? 1176 00:48:54,307 --> 00:48:56,308 I will only do gigs where I can say what I want. 1177 00:48:56,309 --> 00:48:57,726 - Midge... - That's what Lenny would do. 1178 00:48:57,727 --> 00:48:59,895 That's different. He's Lenny Bruce. 1179 00:48:59,896 --> 00:49:02,648 Well, then make me Lenny Bruce. Make me a headliner. 1180 00:49:02,649 --> 00:49:04,816 How am I supposed to do that if I can't even book you? 1181 00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:07,277 I don't know. You're my manager. Manage me. 1182 00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:09,863 Miriam, I hear you. I do. 1183 00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:11,782 But you know as well as I do 1184 00:49:11,783 --> 00:49:13,951 that's not how the business works. 1185 00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:18,205 Then let's change the business. 1186 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:22,876 You know, my father once said to me, 1187 00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,169 "If you're gonna have a voice, 1188 00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:26,254 you better be careful what that voice says." 1189 00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:29,675 Now, he was talking about anti-Semitic Nazis. 1190 00:49:29,676 --> 00:49:31,885 He's always talking about anti-Semitic Nazis. 1191 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:33,595 Two anti-Semitic Nazis walk into a bar, 1192 00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:35,138 and one says to the other, "Who does your taxes?" 1193 00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:38,517 But a voice... Thank you. 1194 00:49:38,518 --> 00:49:40,727 But a voice is a powerful thing. 1195 00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,604 It can shine a light 1196 00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:45,607 on something that is hiding in the dark. 1197 00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:49,277 It can make a couple of guys sit when they want to go. 1198 00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:51,279 Yeah, sit down! 1199 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,240 It can change the way people think, 1200 00:49:53,241 --> 00:49:55,575 which can change the way people act. 1201 00:49:55,576 --> 00:49:59,705 But it can't do anything if you keep your mouth shut. 1202 00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:03,875 Well, lesson fucking learned. 1203 00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:07,129 Thank you and good night!