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One of the reasons
I like animals so much
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is that they're all named
after what makes them unique.
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Here are some of my favorites.
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And they should pop up
somewhere around here,
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I believe.
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The pink fairy armadillo,
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the blue-footed booby,
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scaptia beyonceae
or the Beyoncé fly,
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and the blobfish.
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What makes them unique
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is also what helps them survive.
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Kelsa!
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The mornin's
not gettin' any younger.
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And this is true for humans.
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We're a part
of the animal kingdom, too,
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aren't we?
Take my mom.
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She's got this whole mother
elephant thing going on.
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Mess with her baby and
she'll trample all over you.
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I think it's a little extra.
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- Hey, love. Good morning.
- Hey, good mornin'.
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Last first day of school ever.
Are you nervous?
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- No.
- It's okay to be.
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I'm not.
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Oh, we wearin' boas now?
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Can I get me one?
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Are you wearing a bra?
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What? Mom, law of averages.
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Oh, it passes the law.
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The average mom
would be concerned
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that her average daughter was
properly covering the girls.
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Ugh.
Please don't call them that.
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- That's what they are.
- A lot extra.
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Where you goin'? Oh, I see.
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Look at this color!
You can see me from...
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Look at you!
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My best friends
make survival look good.
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Okay, you're giving.
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- Look at you!
- I know! Yeah. And
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- what are you giving? NASA?
- Don't come for me.
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Please tell me
you went shopping this summer?
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Of course I did.
Who do you think I am?
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- Yeah, come on.
- Wow.
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First day of school, bitches.
Here we go.
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Some animals
use aposematic signals
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which basically means
you survive by serving looks.
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Em's the best at this.
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I bought this online
and the model looked so cute.
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But then it arrived, and look,
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you can see my ass from space.
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Uh... Usually.
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She's like
the panther chameleon.
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Emphasis on "panther."
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If she likes something
from your closet,
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you gotta let her have it.
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All I had to eat last night
was a box of mac and cheese.
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Chris is a howler monkey,
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honey badger.
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She's like, "I am here
and I am chaos, honey."
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Girl, you do know
that's a meal for kids, right?
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Yeah. It's all
Mike knows how to cook.
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But it's like,
"I don't cook. I grill."
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It's like, "Shut up.
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"Experiment
with gay porn already."
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh!
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You know what I mean?
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Whatever it is, I'm here for it.
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What's cool
is survival is creative.
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Khalid!
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Arwin!
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Meerkats survive
by keeping their family close.
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- Ooh, good morning.
- Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Uh, Arwin,
what's up with your hair?
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Uh, it's my pompadour.
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Basically,
every animal and every person
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has her own survival mechanism.
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And no matter
how amazing or rare,
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they're all a part of nature.
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Uh, let's just try for normal,
okay?
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All right.
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But listen,
if you don't like this,
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can I get a skullet?
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What's that?
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It's... It's like a mullet,
but, like, shaved up front,
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and then,
really long in the back.
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- Sure.
- No.
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But, you know,
speaking of, uh, boyfriends,
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we're kinda seeing you
with a boyfriend this year.
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Uh, nah. Full stop. Cut it.
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Eat your food. Come on.
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Was Grease auditions
today at school?
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- Sasan!
- Sorry.
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Thing is, I'm gonna
be out in the real world
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after senior year.
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New ecosystem, new threats.
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Sometimes, I catch myself
worrying a little
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about how I'm gonna get by.
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So glad you could join us,
Ms. Kelsa.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Good morning.
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My name is Ms. Kidd.
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And today, we are going
to paint portraits.
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Now, I want you
to pick a partner
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and paint each other
in the style of your choice.
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Okay, now go.
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Pick a partner.
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Don't be shy.
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Hi, you wanna...?
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- Didn't I have you last year?
- Yeah, did you miss me?
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Hey.
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Um, yeah?
Yes, yes.
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Can I borrow
some of that millennial pink?
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Yeah, but that is
not millennial pink.
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That is flamingo pink.
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Okay.
Uh, that one?
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That's ballet slipper pink.
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That one?
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That's just pink pink.
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All right,
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we got a color purist
up in here.
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Yeah, well, I don't like
to oversimplify things.
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It makes everything
kind of boring.
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Oh! What style is this?
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Um, it's kinda
like street art, I guess.
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Is that okay?
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Put a little more cleft
in that chin.
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Oh! Think pink.
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Uh, what's going on
with my chin?
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Nothing. Nothing.
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Nothing at all.
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Let me see.
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No way.
That's so good.
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Yeah.
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You... You can have it.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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You're so nice.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
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I remember, last year
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Joey Zhang made
a ceramic soccer ball
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and put it in the kiln.
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After he left, you grabbed it,
punched a hole in it
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so it wouldn't explode
with the heat.
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Yeah, well, maybe I was
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trying to protect
my Egyptian faience pot
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from the detritus.
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You were already glazing
your Egyptian faience pot.
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Joey was the only one
still sculpting.
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- Well, Joey's my friend.
- Nah.
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You're perpetually nice.
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There's nothing wrong with that.
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Okay.
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Can I see yours?
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Oh, wow.
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That... That is...
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That is great.
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Where did my ear go?
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Ears are hard.
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Yeah, that's valid.
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Yeah.
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Excellent work, everyone.
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Excellent.
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And here you go.
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Don't forget
your assignment for next week.
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All right, who's gonna
help me clean up?
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Anybody?
Anybody wanna stay and help?
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I don't even have blue eyes.
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Dude, I'm not gonna lie to you.
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You're blind
and you're colorblind.
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That looks nothing like me.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Thank you.
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I think this year's goal
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is to actually find out more
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than just what I need
to survive in this world.
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I wanna find out how to thrive.
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I wanna be like my girl,
the pharaoh cuttlefish.
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She knows when to blend in.
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She keeps a sharp tongue.
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And she never forgets
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she is sick AF.
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- Hey, love.
- Hey.
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How was it?
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- Oh, it... It was good, yeah.
- Wonderful.
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What? Dag, Mom.
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On the first day?
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You wanted to go to school
out of state
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and leave me here
to fend for myself.
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- Oh, girl, okay.
- You could always go
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to the community college
up the hill.
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Love you, Mom, but it's
either New York or LA.
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What do they have
that Pittsburgh doesn't?
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- It's what they don't have.
- What?
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People that know me.
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Well, you gonna need
a scholarship
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- and a damn good application.
- Oh, my God.
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Come on. Sit right up in here.
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The throne awaits you.
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Take the faux fur off.
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Oh, okay.
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Get your brain on.
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"Recount a time
when you faced a challenge,
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"setback or failure
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"and responded with bravery.
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"How did it affect you
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"and what did you learn
from the experience?"
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Bravery.
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I don't wanna get in
just because I'm trans.
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You'll get in
because you're you.
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You can write about
what happened with your dad.
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- Uh, I don't wanna exploit...
- No.
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You're not exploiting anything.
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It's your story to tell.
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But it doesn't
say anything about me.
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Of course it does.
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You went through all that
and you came out stronger.
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You know what that shows?
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Bravery.
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Mmm-hmm.
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- Oh, my God. Okay.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Call on him.
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Yes.
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It's real funny.
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Especially when
you start writin' it down.
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B...
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- Mmm, no, no.
- R...
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So, what do you want me
to talk about next?
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Nature?
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Trans stuff?
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Put it in the comments.
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I'm down for whatever.
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So, I, 25, female,
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met what seemed to be
the perfect guy, 26, male.
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But afterwards I tried texting
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and he totally ghosted.
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So,
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how do you get over
someone you never even dated?
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I don't think there's
any tried and true cure
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for heartbreak.
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Listen to
your favorite sad songs,
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cry as much as you need.
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It might take awhile,
but one day,
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before you realize it,
the pain will be gone.
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I, 16M, have
this amazing girlfriend, 16F.
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She's everything
that I ever dreamed of.
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The thing is...
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I like to LARP as a High Elf.
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I really want
to do it around her,
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but I'm kind of embarrassed.
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- Yo, Otis.
- Mmm.
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Do you know what LARPing is?
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Um...
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I don't know.
Sounds like some loser shit.
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LARPing.
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Okay...
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I think the whole point
of having a partner
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is to be able
to be completely yourself
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around another person.
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Show her what
you're passionate about, dude.
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Who knows,
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she might even be into it.
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My boyfriend keeps telling me
I need to lose weight.
265
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,616
Stop. I don't
even have to read any further.
266
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,684
This guy sounds
really manipulative.
267
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,060
Dump him.
268
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,437
Yo, what are you doing?
269
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:10,814
N... Nothing.
270
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,376
You done with my notes yet?
271
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,568
No, I...
272
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,671
Oh. Chance and Kevin are going
to the Pirates game tonight.
273
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,256
- You wanna go?
- I'm not that close with them.
274
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,781
All good.
You're rollin' with me.
275
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,450
Like that gives me
any credibility.
276
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,076
- Hey, I got you.
- Okay.
277
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,369
I mean, what are you gonna do
278
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,721
besides simpin'
on Reddit all day?
279
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,955
Well...
280
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,666
Yo, does the SAT
still have an essay section?
281
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,126
Eh, I don't think
it does anymore.
282
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,211
Khalid! Otis!
Dinner!
283
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,410
Delicious as always,
Mrs. Z.
284
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,635
You're always
welcome here, Otis.
285
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,930
And tell your mother
these flowers are beautiful.
286
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,390
And it would be
Khalid's pleasure
287
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,225
to help you apply
for community college.
288
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,661
Are you kidding?
I mean, without Khal
289
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,079
I wouldn't have
passed kindergarten.
290
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,647
And how about you, pesaram?
291
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:53,732
Your college essay?
292
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,709
Uh, it's not due for,
like, five months.
293
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,945
Put it off and you'll end up
like your cousin Na hid,
294
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,322
studying poetry.
295
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,990
Wait, you can study poetry?
296
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,827
I grab a bite to eat.
My shoes are on my feet.
297
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,662
Hey, Mr. Z! That was good.
298
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,956
Z snaps. Z snaps.
299
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,392
Sasan, please,
don't embarrass yourself.
300
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,727
Really? Oh, my God, Dad.
Oh, my God.
301
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,044
Yeah, well, you do know
302
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:17,589
that the first love poems
were written by Muslims.
303
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:21,468
Viable career
option in the 13th century.
304
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,307
You wanna study poetry?
305
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:29,976
No, no...
306
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,062
You know,
something creative or...
307
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,831
I don't know, something
where I can use my hands.
308
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,106
Hands?
309
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,816
I thought you decided
on Economics.
310
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,860
- No. You did.
- Wait a second.
311
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,195
You don't wanna go to college?
312
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,446
No. I don't know.
313
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:42,965
I'm just saying
that there are other options
314
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,574
than the whole
four-year academic thing.
315
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,243
- Who says I have to do that?
- I do.
316
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,788
Uh, why don't you
just start your essay today?
317
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,581
I don't have anything
to write about.
318
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,792
Well, write about
when we went to Tehran.
319
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,752
What about that woman
you saved from drowning?
320
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,188
- No, that was Arwin.
- That was Arwin?
321
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:58,255
- That was me.
- Arwin.
322
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,714
Yeah, we don't
all look the same.
323
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,886
Work on your essay.
324
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,012
No!
325
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:09,975
God.
326
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,777
College...
327
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,530
essay...
328
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,171
Kelsa.
329
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,388
Kelsa, teen...
330
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:53,935
Pittsburgh,
River Point High School.
331
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,690
I see you, Renard.
332
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,068
So, here's the deal.
333
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,821
I've been on hormone blockers
for two months
334
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:10,952
and I haven't felt any changes
in my mood or personality.
335
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:14,122
I'm not more emotional
or calmer.
336
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:17,167
I think more of that will come
once I'm on estrogen.
337
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,879
I have to decide whether
to take pills or shots.
338
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:24,174
They say shots
are more smooth sailing,
339
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,676
but needles... Ugh.
340
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,347
I've been thinking a lot
about dating, like,
341
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,681
whether or not I want to,
342
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,308
because, like, when exactly
343
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:36,144
am I supposed to disclose
that I'm trans?
344
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,271
Trans.
345
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:39,355
Trans.
346
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,482
Trans.
347
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,696
Like, it's not
really a personal thing,
348
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,198
but it's also something
349
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,617
that just wouldn't
naturally come up.
350
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,453
And I'm not even worried
about harassment
351
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,246
or anything like that.
352
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,957
I'm worried about people
only pretending to like me
353
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,876
because they wanna be woke
or something.
354
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,838
Like, once I'm off at college,
far away,
355
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:07,175
and no one knows my tea,
I could go stealth.
356
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:12,138
But that would mean
nobody would know me.
357
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,933
No one would see me
for all that I am.
358
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,435
So, what would you rather,
359
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:21,398
the existential despair
of not being known
360
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,192
or the existential despair
361
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:29,155
of being known
and being rejected?
362
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,116
If I talked like that
in the real world,
363
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,909
they'd put me away.
364
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,662
And I'm not dying
to date anybody either.
365
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:39,582
Like, my friend Chris
is in a relationship,
366
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,251
and to be honest...
367
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,503
- Mmm!
- Mmm!
368
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,689
Thank you.
369
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,339
I'm your baby bird.
370
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,674
And I'm your daddy bird.
371
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,844
It doesn't seem too appealing.
372
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:55,223
I mean, why have a boyfriend
when I have two best friends?
373
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,019
Honey, get those Skittles.
374
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:01,730
So...
375
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:05,859
Sleepover at Kelsa's
this weekend. We on?
376
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,111
Um, my mom booked
a spa day for us,
377
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,194
and she can't change it.
378
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,881
I feel like you're having
a lot of spa days
379
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,157
with Miss Miranda.
380
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,743
Yeah, when we're
supposed to hang out.
381
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,619
You know Miranda.
I'm trying.
382
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,121
Try harder, bitch.
383
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,168
I have a theory.
384
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:24,586
Yeah? What's that?
385
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,381
First Insta story is the
person you're thirstiest for.
386
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:29,465
Okay.
387
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:30,884
Let's try it out.
388
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,012
Um, okay.
389
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,766
Danny Trejo.
390
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,518
- That tracks.
- What about Mike?
391
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,061
- What about him?
- Oh?
392
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,563
What about you?
393
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:47,983
Khal.
394
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,403
Khal Zuabi.
395
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,655
- Since when?
- For, like, a few months now.
396
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,216
I don't know. I was
kind of embarrassed about it,
397
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,325
but he's so sweet.
398
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,552
You should ask him out.
399
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,494
Are you serious?
400
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,953
Yeah. Why not?
401
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,455
Uh...
402
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,075
I don't know. I mean, I feel
like you could do better.
403
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,168
I don't want to.
404
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,378
- Who do you have?
- Uh...
405
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,799
No one. Just a meme account.
406
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,969
Okay.
407
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,473
So, how you gonna do it?
408
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:19,849
Just DM him.
409
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,975
No, that's so obvious.
410
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,143
Yeah.
411
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,439
I think you should write
a love note.
412
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,941
That's a good idea.
413
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,108
- Yeah.
- Mmm.
414
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:31,903
Oh, yeah.
415
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,279
Cute.
416
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,827
- Give it to him.
- Why me?
417
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,078
- I'm shy.
- So am I.
418
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,579
I never ask you to do anything.
419
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,081
- I'll do it.
- Stop.
420
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,707
You want me to do it,
I'll do it.
421
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,460
Yo, bro.
Last night I joined Parler.
422
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,087
Why would you do that?
423
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,810
Because there's
some gnarly shit on there.
424
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,924
- No, it's... it's...
- Have you ever been on there?
425
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,217
No, I'm not a sociopath.
426
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:55,844
Hi, Khal.
427
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,053
What's it say?
428
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,346
Nothing.
429
00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,514
This from Kelsa?
430
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,516
- Hi, Khal.
- Oh, Chris.
431
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,017
Hi, Khal.
432
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,105
Wait. Wait,
are you hitting that?
433
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,940
- No.
- Nice, dude!
434
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,650
Give me that.
435
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,787
Okay...
436
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,254
Mmm.
437
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,381
Oh.
438
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:38,845
Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
439
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,055
Mmm...
440
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,563
Oh!
441
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,834
So, uh, are you gonna go
to art school?
442
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,085
What?
443
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,130
You're, like, really good.
444
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,590
Oh. Um...
445
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,050
I don't know. I feel like
446
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,427
I'm not interesting enough
to be an artist.
447
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:20,887
Yeah.
448
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,473
You're right.
449
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,266
Wow. Ouch.
450
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:29,354
No, I just meant, like,
artists are douche bags.
451
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,689
But you're nice.
452
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,943
I hate when people call me nice.
453
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,152
I know.
454
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,449
You know what I hate?
455
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:42,533
What?
456
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,077
When people say I'm brave.
457
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,578
Really?
458
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,456
"You're transitioning so young.
459
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,458
"Oh, my God, like,
do you get bullied?
460
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,181
"I just wanna tell you
how brave you are."
461
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,629
Yeah, I mean, it's not
technically that brave
462
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,547
if you're just,
you know, being who you are.
463
00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:01,010
Exactly. And it's
so self-congratulatory.
464
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,094
Yeah.
465
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,558
So, what do you wanna study?
466
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,393
Zoology.
467
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:10,853
Dope. Then what?
468
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,857
I wanna be
a nature cinematographer.
469
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,818
Wow! Dope.
470
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,028
Like Planet Earth kinda thing?
471
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,364
Yeah.
472
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,824
Antarctica.
473
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,635
We can make it.
Come here, baby, come here.
474
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,494
- Yo.
- The high school.
475
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:30,248
The human male woos the female.
476
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,877
But with a ruthlessness
only found in nature,
477
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,045
the female...
478
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,255
Check this out!
479
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,841
...pretends to text.
480
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:43,136
Ignoring his sexual advances.
481
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,812
So what? You're gonna, like,
travel to desert islands,
482
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,522
tread your gear
through mud and stuff?
483
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:57,567
Stay in a tree for days,
waiting for the perfect shot.
484
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,654
Yeah. I wanna see everything.
485
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,114
Every place.
486
00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,197
Every animal.
487
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,826
Why do you like animals so much?
488
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,411
Because they're all unique,
489
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:11,706
and named after
what makes them unique.
490
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:19,297
Ladies and gentlemen of Reddit,
491
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:24,844
I find myself
in a little bit of a bind.
492
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,304
Beep, beep.
493
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,347
I'm coming through.
I'm coming through.
494
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:30,558
Ooh. Oh. I'm sorry.
495
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:35,855
I, 17, male,
am developing a huge crush
496
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,733
on this girl, 17, female.
497
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,693
It's like a pull-your-hair-out,
498
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,278
scream-it-out-the-window-
499
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,238
for-the-whole-world-to-hear
kinda deal.
500
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,795
Oh, no. I'm stupid. I'm stu...
501
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:00,880
I'm stupid.
502
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,509
How do you know when
you officially have a crush?
503
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:07,053
Is it when
you start looking for them
504
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:08,888
in every group of people?
505
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:18,523
Or is it when you're looking
at a astrology meme
506
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,942
and you check
for their sign too?
507
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:25,446
The Thundershower
by H. Lyman Sayen.
508
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:29,784
This is the perfect example
of European modernism with...
509
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,828
Yo, how is that a thundershower?
510
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,455
Wait.
511
00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:35,540
Aren't they...?
512
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,669
They're in the shower.
513
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,547
- Yes.
- Yo!
514
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,133
Okay. I have one.
515
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:46,509
- Shoot.
- Okay.
516
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,220
Sandwich. One bite.
517
00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:50,555
I dare you.
518
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,143
Go, go, go.
519
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,310
Go, go, go.
520
00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:57,478
Go, go, go.
521
00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,189
No, she didn't!
522
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,440
Okay, quiet!
523
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:05,570
When exactly does it happen?
524
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:09,448
Whatever. I shouldn't
even be entertaining this.
525
00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,367
I know Em likes him.
526
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,579
All I know is, it feels like
there's a freshwater eel
527
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,665
lodged in my esophagus.
528
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,542
Problem is, she's trans.
529
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,752
And not that
that's a problem for me.
530
00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:24,213
I'm just afraid
531
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,549
of the drama I could cause
if I ask her out.
532
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,885
I'll probably lose a friend,
533
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,304
and I doubt my parents
would understand.
534
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:35,308
So, what do I do?
535
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,958
Just explain your feelings
to your friend,
536
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:43,982
maybe they'll understand.
537
00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:47,236
No! That is so gay!
538
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,946
That is so gay.
539
00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:51,282
Mmm... Not an option.
540
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,284
Go for it.
541
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:56,245
Hey, love is weird.
542
00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:58,998
Just make sure you like her
for who she really is.
543
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:01,334
That you don't see her
as an adventure
544
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:02,960
or a challenge for you.
545
00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:04,462
She would be an adventure,
546
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,380
but not because she's trans.
547
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:11,177
Because her brain just works
in weird and beautiful ways.
548
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,013
She'd be a challenge because...
549
00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:17,808
Well, because she's just a lot
smarter than I'll ever be.
550
00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:22,063
Anyway, babes, right.
551
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,315
No friendship lasts forever.
552
00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:25,876
Your parents are gonna
have to be all right
553
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,401
with who you're with,
though, innit?
554
00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:29,278
Ask her out. Do it.
555
00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:30,655
Don't think about it. Do it.
556
00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:33,115
This is how I see it.
557
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,909
Are you gonna live
your own life right now?
558
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,678
Or are you gonna do
what people expect of you,
559
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,371
and spend the rest
of your life wondering,
560
00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:40,665
- "What if?"
- "What if?"
561
00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:42,392
I think you should
give her flowers.
562
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:43,542
- What?
- The girl
563
00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:45,106
- from your Reddit posts.
- I'm sorry.
564
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,064
- How did you know it was me?
- I use your tablet sometimes.
565
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:48,690
Look, you should really clear
your browser history.
566
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:51,342
You little creep.
567
00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:55,012
Calm down. I'm just tryin'
to help you out, all right?
568
00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:57,765
Look, I know it's kinda
cheesy, but hear me out.
569
00:25:57,848 --> 00:25:59,475
Girls like flowers, right?
570
00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:03,229
Yeah. I mean,
it's not a bad idea.
571
00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:04,939
Okay!
572
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,250
Will you stop looking
at my browser history?
573
00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:07,275
- Okay.
- Okay.
574
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,654
Oh. Uh, are you still worried
you'll get
575
00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,548
erectile dysfunction
from watching too much porn?
576
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,572
Get out of my room!
577
00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:15,950
- Hey!
- Mom!
578
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,033
Khal hit me!
579
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:18,595
"Mayor Caligiuri..."
580
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:19,996
Caliguiri.
581
00:26:21,372 --> 00:26:23,374
"Mayor Caliguiri's
administration
582
00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:26,419
"is now synonymous
with the first Renaissance.
583
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:28,462
"Cultural and
neighborhood development
584
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,214
"expanded Pittsburgh's
skyline, and..."
585
00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:31,465
That's a tardy, Mr. Zuabi.
586
00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:33,384
Sorry, Mr. Alderdice.
587
00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:37,346
"And it was declared
America's most livable city."
588
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,556
Yo, who the flowers for?
589
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:39,783
- Nobody.
- Dude, just tell me.
590
00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:41,058
Hey, hey, hey.
591
00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:43,811
- Chance? Masloff.
- Mmm?
592
00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:45,730
- Oh...
- Now!
593
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:48,566
Uh, "Sophie Masloff
was the first woman to hold"
594
00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:49,751
"the post of Mayor..."
595
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,110
Yo, who are the flowers for?
596
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:55,781
If I hear another word out
of turn, it will be your last.
597
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,368
- Continue.
- "...of Pittsburgh.
598
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:01,579
"Her administration
also was the first
599
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:04,123
"to suggest stadiums be built
for the city's sports teams,
600
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,966
"although her vision
would not be implemented
601
00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:06,959
"until years later."
602
00:27:07,043 --> 00:27:08,586
- Dude.
- Who are they for?
603
00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:10,755
Em! They're for Em.
604
00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:12,590
Kelsa. Murphy.
605
00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,344
"Mayor Tom Murphy's
leadership led
606
00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:18,179
"to a building boom dubbed
as Renaissance 3,
607
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,723
"which reappropriated
industrial land,
608
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:24,226
"transforming the eco...
the economic base...
609
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:27,480
"from steel to medicine,
finance, and technology."
610
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:34,070
Uh...
611
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,196
Um...
612
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,365
"This shift
would be the catalyst
613
00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:38,866
"for the city's resilience
614
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,577
"during the 2008 recession,
and its..."
615
00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:44,872
Uh...
616
00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:48,376
"...selection for, um...
617
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,378
"for, uh, O... for...
618
00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:54,048
"for O... Obama's G20 summit,
which posed the question..."
619
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:55,132
Everybody.
620
00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:58,511
"How did Pittsburgh do it?"
621
00:27:58,594 --> 00:27:59,678
Great.
622
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,100
Hi.
623
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,310
Hi, Em. H... How's it going?
624
00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:09,188
Actually, I've been feeling
kind of sad, you know.
625
00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:10,481
Seasonal affective disorder.
626
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,527
It... It's October,
and it's warm outside.
627
00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:17,655
I don't know, I could use
a little whiff of spring.
628
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:18,823
See ya.
629
00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:19,906
See... See ya.
630
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:21,992
- Hey, Otis.
- Hey, Em.
631
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:24,912
Yes, sir! That's my boy!
632
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,836
Go for Arwin.
633
00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:34,004
Okay, so I may have messed
things up big time.
634
00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:35,774
- She didn't like the flowers?
- I don't know, man.
635
00:28:35,798 --> 00:28:37,275
Word got around
that they're for Em Vaughn.
636
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:38,134
So?
637
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,444
So, both of them
probably know by now,
638
00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:40,612
and if I give Kelsa the flowers,
639
00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:41,996
all girly hell's
gonna break loose.
640
00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:44,640
I'm just gonna give them to Em.
641
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,475
Jeez.
Can you believe this guy?
642
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:48,269
- I know.
- Yeah, what a loser.
643
00:28:49,103 --> 00:28:50,729
This is classic Khalid.
644
00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:53,732
You're so concerned
about pleasing everyone
645
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:56,277
that you forget to look out
for numero uno.
646
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,403
I don't wanna hurt anyone.
647
00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:59,655
Uh, news flash, bro.
648
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,449
In this life,
you're gonna hurt people.
649
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:03,117
And if you try
to please everyone,
650
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,577
you're just gonna end up
651
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,980
hurting the ones
that matter most.
652
00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:08,873
- Do you like Em?
- No.
653
00:29:08,956 --> 00:29:10,416
- Do you like Kelsa?
- Yeah.
654
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:12,668
Then don't be
a perpetually passive pussy,
655
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,794
and give her the flowers!
656
00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:15,671
Yeah, don't be a pussy, Khalid.
657
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,047
Don't be a pussy.
658
00:29:17,131 --> 00:29:18,716
Hey. Arwin,
give me your phone.
659
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:19,884
I'm using my calculator.
660
00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:21,343
This is Language Arts.
661
00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:24,221
Why is your generation
662
00:29:24,305 --> 00:29:25,806
so resistant to technology?
663
00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:29,602
I'm 25, Arwin.
664
00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:32,438
Oh, my gosh.
Did you see him?
665
00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:34,773
He's so nervous.
It's adorable.
666
00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:37,234
There's this cute little spot.
So romantic.
667
00:29:37,318 --> 00:29:39,403
I think dinner and a movie...
668
00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,113
Oh, that's kind of expensive...
669
00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:51,540
Uh, these are for... for you.
670
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,587
Oh, shit.
671
00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:37,854
Someone's crying
in the bathroom.
672
00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:39,505
- Oh, my God. Who?
- Em Vaughn.
673
00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:42,967
Oh, my God.
674
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,136
Bro, you gave
the flowers to Kelsa?
675
00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,894
- She's a dude, you know.
- I have to go, dude.
676
00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:39,148
Hi.
677
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:40,983
Hi.
678
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,485
So, uh, did you like
the flowers?
679
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,196
Ow. Ow!
680
00:31:47,031 --> 00:31:48,115
What the hell, Khal?
681
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:49,700
What?
682
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:54,997
You really did that
in front of Em?
683
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,349
If you're trying to prove
you're not nice,
684
00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:57,291
congratulations.
685
00:31:57,374 --> 00:31:58,435
I'm not trying
to prove anything.
686
00:31:58,459 --> 00:32:00,169
Khal, Em likes you.
687
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,713
Yeah, well,
I like... like you.
688
00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:03,797
She was right there!
689
00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:05,775
Well, then, all right,
if you don't like me,
690
00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:07,402
just tell me.
I still wanna be your friend.
691
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:08,445
If you don't wanna be friends,
we can, you know...
692
00:32:08,469 --> 00:32:09,720
I didn't say that.
693
00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:13,307
So, you just wanna be friends?
694
00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:16,268
I didn't say that either.
695
00:32:25,778 --> 00:32:27,571
They're wildflowers, by the way.
696
00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:29,198
Yeah, I noticed.
697
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,449
Yeah, 'cause, you know,
698
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,510
didn't wanna get you
something typical, you know?
699
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:34,495
I like you.
700
00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:37,706
You do?
701
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:39,166
But you've really made a mess.
702
00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:41,001
Okay, yeah. I'm sorry.
703
00:32:46,924 --> 00:32:47,925
You know what?
704
00:32:48,926 --> 00:32:49,927
What?
705
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:52,179
Let's just go in there.
706
00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:54,723
Together.
707
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,619
I mean, come on,
you're gonna lose your friend.
708
00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,228
I'm for sure
gonna lose my friends.
709
00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:02,940
So, what do you wanna remember
from high school?
710
00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:09,988
We could live our own life,
right now,
711
00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:13,325
or do what people expect of us
712
00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:17,788
and spend the rest
of our life wondering,
713
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:21,542
"What if?"
714
00:33:27,965 --> 00:33:29,299
Yes!
715
00:33:50,988 --> 00:33:52,424
Come on. Come on!
716
00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:53,949
In a daring move,
717
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:57,995
the human mates publicly
display their affection.
718
00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,622
Will their colony accept them?
719
00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:03,167
Or will there be carnage?
720
00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:06,211
Doing the most.
721
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,887
Uh, this is me.
722
00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:17,264
Okay. Um...
723
00:34:18,599 --> 00:34:21,059
I will, uh...
724
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:26,690
- Bye.
- Bye.
725
00:34:27,316 --> 00:34:29,193
Yo, dude, what's happening?
726
00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:31,069
Are you gay?
727
00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:32,362
- No.
- Because you can tell me
728
00:34:32,446 --> 00:34:33,486
- if you're gay.
- I would.
729
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,740
- I'd accept you.
- Really?
730
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,009
But I can't
if you're in denial...
731
00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:37,534
Okay. Whatever, Otis.
732
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:59,139
- 30 seconds.
- 30 seconds?
733
00:34:59,223 --> 00:35:00,543
For real, it was 30 seconds.
734
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,481
Mmm, all right.
735
00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,525
So, I feel like it's normal
to be, like, upset.
736
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:10,877
But I can't believe
that she would actually
737
00:35:10,901 --> 00:35:12,236
- be like flip-flop.
- I know.
738
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,588
I mean that's just...
Are you kidding me?
739
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,155
I mean, can you blame her?
740
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,032
- Yes. I can.
- Hey.
741
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:19,785
Hello.
742
00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:24,039
So, you've officially set
the school on fire.
743
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,003
Great.
744
00:35:30,087 --> 00:35:31,880
Bye, lovebirds.
745
00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:38,345
So, how's it going?
746
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,181
Um...
747
00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:42,599
It's going.
748
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,227
Yeah? Uh...
749
00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:46,979
- So, I was thinking maybe...
- Maybe we should...
750
00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:48,522
Sorry. You go.
751
00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:51,316
No, it's okay.
752
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,400
No, really.
753
00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:54,528
I want you to go first.
754
00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:56,679
Maybe we should go on a date.
755
00:35:56,738 --> 00:35:58,383
I was thinking
we should go on a date.
756
00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:03,078
So... yeah.
757
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,246
So...
758
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,332
yeah.
759
00:36:57,341 --> 00:37:00,719
So, this is the Phipps.
760
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,180
Well, evolution's crazy.
761
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:06,224
I mean, we think we're
genetically superior to, like,
762
00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:07,851
sea cucumbers but we're not.
763
00:37:07,935 --> 00:37:09,895
We just evolved
to successfully procreate
764
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:11,229
in different environments.
765
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,565
Um, no. Humans are superior
766
00:37:13,649 --> 00:37:14,983
because we're, you know,
767
00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:17,027
genetically modified
by reptilian aliens.
768
00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:18,987
Uh... Oh!
769
00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:21,698
Okay, so you got
some conspiracy theories.
770
00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:23,116
- Mmm-hmm.
- Uh-huh.
771
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,534
Well, did you know
772
00:37:24,618 --> 00:37:26,370
that the government
made selfies popular
773
00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:28,372
to build
a facial recognition software?
774
00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:29,665
Oh, yes.
775
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:31,517
I was convinced my parents
were New World Order spies.
776
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,377
So, naturally, I just
put glass in their soup.
777
00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,337
- You did not.
- I did. If they were lizards,
778
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:36,860
they would have eaten it.
No problem.
779
00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:40,788
I didn't know you were so weird.
780
00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:46,139
It's so nice in here. Wow.
781
00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:48,684
Very flowery.
782
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,603
So, how are things with Em?
783
00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:53,772
Not good.
784
00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:56,191
Uh, I actually
broke out in hives
785
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,068
just from feeling so guilty.
786
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,237
Well, at least
Chris took your side.
787
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,364
Yeah. Yeah. Um...
788
00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:06,868
You know, Em told her
to never talk to me again
789
00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:09,454
and Chris was like,
"That's stupid."
790
00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:11,623
Wow. Yeah, totally.
791
00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:13,041
Yeah, yeah.
792
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,961
Uh, what about you and Otis?
793
00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:19,214
Uh... Things are weird.
794
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,590
Mmm.
795
00:38:20,674 --> 00:38:22,509
And I've been realizing, like,
796
00:38:22,592 --> 00:38:25,470
he would always say these,
just, like, messed up things
797
00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:26,906
and I just,
I wouldn't say anything.
798
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,640
Like, why?
Why didn't I say anything?
799
00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:31,226
'Cause we were
"Khal and Oates."
800
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,936
That's not even my name,
you know?
801
00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:35,397
Wait.
802
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,690
It's not?
803
00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:38,607
What's your full name?
804
00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:40,569
Khalid.
805
00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:44,239
Uh...
806
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,782
Why did you shorten it?
807
00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:48,118
Because people can't pronounce
the "Kh" sound.
808
00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:50,245
They say it like "Khal-eed."
809
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,998
Khalid? Like, you're
810
00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,875
- young, dumb and broke?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
811
00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:56,209
Okay, okay. I get that a lot.
812
00:38:56,293 --> 00:38:57,711
And no disrespect to Khalid,
813
00:38:57,794 --> 00:38:59,463
but it is a completely
different name.
814
00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:02,841
Sounds like a hard life.
815
00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:04,092
It is!
816
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,721
And then meanwhile, my brother
gets the freaking Anglo name.
817
00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,431
What's his name?
818
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:10,724
Arwin.
819
00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:12,851
- Arwin?
- Mmm-hmm.
820
00:39:14,144 --> 00:39:15,424
Sounds like
a serial killer name.
821
00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:17,898
It does. Honestly, yes,
I would not be surprised.
822
00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:20,609
Oh, well...
823
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:24,488
Okay, well,
I'm gonna call you Khalid.
824
00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:25,655
Did I say that right?
825
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,159
Eh...
826
00:39:29,242 --> 00:39:30,368
- No?
- No.
827
00:39:30,452 --> 00:39:31,495
Khalid?
828
00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:32,704
Close enough.
829
00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:34,081
Say it with me. Khalid?
830
00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:35,248
Khalid.
831
00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:37,116
Okay, I'll get it right later.
832
00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:38,168
Yeah, hopefully.
833
00:39:38,251 --> 00:39:39,836
Point is,
834
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,921
I'm gonna get it right,
835
00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:43,423
because names
are what makes us unique,
836
00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:45,342
right?
837
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,677
I thought it was only animals.
838
00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:48,761
No.
839
00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:51,223
To people too.
840
00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:53,850
Wow.
841
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,480
By the way,
I like what your name means.
842
00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:01,608
How'd you know that?
843
00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:03,443
There's this
very cool new website.
844
00:40:03,527 --> 00:40:05,237
It's called, um, Goggle?
845
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,655
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
846
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,257
- Gotta check that out.
- Yeah.
847
00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:14,579
So, did you find anything else?
848
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,623
Yeah. Um...
849
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,750
Your videos.
850
00:40:21,545 --> 00:40:23,305
Were they supposed
to be secret or something?
851
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:25,966
No, no. Um...
852
00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:27,467
Well, from my mom.
853
00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:31,513
But if one person
finds my videos
854
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:33,723
and comes to
understand themselves better,
855
00:40:33,807 --> 00:40:35,016
that's awesome.
856
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,460
But no one at school
has seen them.
857
00:40:36,518 --> 00:40:39,729
No, 'cause that's,
like, my trans stuff.
858
00:40:39,813 --> 00:40:42,357
It's different in real life.
859
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,568
So, like, um,
860
00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:47,237
you don't want people
in real life to talk about you
861
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,823
and say,
"Oh, my trans friend this,
862
00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:51,491
"my trans friend that."
863
00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:55,245
Or is that not it at all?
864
00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:56,538
No, that's...
865
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:59,457
that's exactly it.
866
00:40:59,541 --> 00:41:02,460
And in my videos, I can
just say what I'm thinking
867
00:41:02,544 --> 00:41:05,046
without people trying
to protect me or something.
868
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:08,800
In real life,
I just wanna be Kelsa.
869
00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:13,471
Well, you're Kelsa to me.
870
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:20,520
So, I've been thinking,
I wanna get away.
871
00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:22,355
I wanna go on a trip...
872
00:41:22,439 --> 00:41:25,400
Wow. Hi. How are you, people?
873
00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:27,526
Come on.
874
00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,029
Okay...
875
00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:36,661
Come on.
876
00:41:38,038 --> 00:41:39,372
Oh, my gosh.
877
00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:55,013
Oh, God!
878
00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:56,574
I'm literally doing this
for you. That's it.
879
00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:58,683
This was your idea,
first of all.
880
00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:00,852
Oh, my gosh.
881
00:42:00,936 --> 00:42:02,312
You have three birds.
882
00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:11,696
Thank you for taking me.
883
00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:12,989
Of course.
884
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,036
I don't wanna go home.
885
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,121
I have to go work
on my college essay.
886
00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:22,832
Same. I have no idea
what I'm gonna write it on.
887
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,043
I'm sure that's not true.
888
00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:27,379
Okay, well, then,
maybe I don't want to.
889
00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:28,797
Like, go to college
890
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,299
or take the whole
classic route anyway.
891
00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:32,634
Then don't.
892
00:42:33,927 --> 00:42:35,553
What do you wanna do?
Art school?
893
00:42:35,637 --> 00:42:37,347
No, not necessarily art school.
894
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:38,515
Okay, then tell me.
895
00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:39,849
Okay!
896
00:42:39,933 --> 00:42:43,979
Maybe, like, study a trade.
897
00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:45,063
Okay.
898
00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:46,314
So, there's this thing...
899
00:42:46,398 --> 00:42:48,566
Um, it's called
Computer-Aided Drafting.
900
00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:49,859
- Mmm-hmm.
- Where you, like,
901
00:42:49,943 --> 00:42:51,653
design things for real life.
Okay?
902
00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:52,736
So, like, look around.
903
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:56,116
Every nut and bolt and bench
904
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:58,576
and I don't know, handrail,
like, someone thought about it
905
00:42:58,660 --> 00:42:59,744
- and created it.
- Yeah.
906
00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:02,414
So it's like,
why create paintings
907
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:06,334
and sculptures
when you can just create life?
908
00:43:08,545 --> 00:43:09,838
Is that super random?
909
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,423
I don't think so.
910
00:43:11,715 --> 00:43:15,510
I mean, your life doesn't have
to look like anybody else's.
911
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,470
It's your you.
912
00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:19,889
It's my me?
913
00:43:20,432 --> 00:43:21,725
Yeah, it's your you.
914
00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:22,809
Okay.
915
00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:24,561
I mean, take it from me.
916
00:43:26,313 --> 00:43:28,398
Oh, wow.
Holding hands, round two.
917
00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:31,151
I mean, since you won't
start it, I'mma do it.
918
00:43:31,234 --> 00:43:33,236
- I'm a dignified coward.
- Okay?
919
00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:49,961
Okay.
920
00:43:50,045 --> 00:43:51,254
Okay.
921
00:43:51,338 --> 00:43:53,506
Um, this is my house.
922
00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:55,508
Yeah. Um...
923
00:43:57,927 --> 00:43:58,970
Bye.
924
00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:00,513
Bye.
925
00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:09,272
Why are we so awkward?
926
00:44:09,356 --> 00:44:10,899
Uh, I don't know.
927
00:44:11,441 --> 00:44:12,442
Okay.
928
00:44:12,525 --> 00:44:14,736
All right. Well, see ya.
929
00:44:22,369 --> 00:44:23,620
Um, wait.
930
00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:26,790
You wanna make out?
931
00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:29,376
Um...
932
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,462
Yes, yes, I do.
933
00:44:57,946 --> 00:44:59,239
- Okay.
- Oh, shit.
934
00:44:59,322 --> 00:45:00,882
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
935
00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:03,576
Oh, my God. Um...
936
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:05,036
Okay. So embarrassing.
937
00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:06,371
Wow.
938
00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:07,580
Okay.
939
00:45:07,956 --> 00:45:09,676
Um, I should probably
actually go this time.
940
00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:12,919
Yeah, you probably...
probably should.
941
00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:15,922
All right. Bye.
942
00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:17,132
Bye.
943
00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:28,893
Mmm. Yum.
944
00:45:29,602 --> 00:45:31,312
I outdid myself.
945
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:33,332
I didn't hear from you all day.
946
00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:34,357
What's going on with you?
947
00:45:34,441 --> 00:45:36,359
Sorry, sorry. I, um...
948
00:45:37,193 --> 00:45:38,445
I went on a date.
949
00:45:39,571 --> 00:45:40,864
- With a boy.
- What?
950
00:45:40,947 --> 00:45:42,449
So, um...
951
00:45:43,158 --> 00:45:46,035
I think I have...
952
00:45:46,119 --> 00:45:47,662
a girlfriend.
953
00:45:48,204 --> 00:45:51,541
Pesaram, that's very nice.
954
00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:52,667
You went on a date?
955
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,085
Why didn't you tell me?
956
00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:55,670
Because you were
gonna make it weird
957
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,422
like you are now.
958
00:45:57,505 --> 00:45:59,507
Well...
959
00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:00,717
What's her name?
960
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:02,759
Kelsa.
961
00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:04,554
Good.
962
00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:05,889
You know her, Arwin?
963
00:46:06,556 --> 00:46:07,474
Uh, yeah.
964
00:46:07,557 --> 00:46:09,267
She's a...
965
00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,311
a pretty cool girl.
966
00:46:12,854 --> 00:46:14,206
- That's nice, maman.
- Yeah.
967
00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:16,232
What's his name?
Did you talk about...
968
00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:18,401
- Oh. Law of averages, okay?
- Okay.
969
00:46:18,485 --> 00:46:19,736
Okay.
970
00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:23,072
Can you tell me anything?
971
00:46:23,156 --> 00:46:24,324
Anything.
972
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,746
Oh, my God.
Lord, help me.
973
00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:32,040
That tells me everything.
974
00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:34,226
In other news, I'm thinking
about staying in Pittsburgh
975
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,127
- for college.
- Okay. Carnegie Mellon?
976
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:39,380
Uh, yeah, no. More like
Pittsburgh Technical College.
977
00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:43,801
Look, y'all,
it's a 2-year program.
978
00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:45,345
I... I can stay home.
979
00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:46,930
I can for ego student loans...
980
00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:49,057
That's your dream?
Come on.
981
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,184
Khalid, I know
you think you're being smart,
982
00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,853
but you really need to go
to a 4-year college.
983
00:46:53,937 --> 00:46:55,313
You need that degree, baby.
984
00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:57,774
I don't need to go
to a 4-year university.
985
00:46:57,857 --> 00:47:00,735
And look, if I need to,
I will transfer.
986
00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:03,444
You know, go when I'm 35.
987
00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:05,406
Oh.
988
00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:06,741
It's my me.
989
00:47:08,618 --> 00:47:10,245
It's your what?
990
00:47:23,216 --> 00:47:24,717
Okay. Oh, God.
991
00:47:24,801 --> 00:47:26,052
- How was the date? Huh?
- Okay.
992
00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:27,255
Chris, this is the girls'...
993
00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:28,572
- Did you try anything funny?
- Yes.
994
00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:29,889
I made her laugh.
995
00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:32,308
Oh! You got jokes, huh?
996
00:47:32,725 --> 00:47:33,726
Oh, my God.
997
00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:35,853
Listen here...
998
00:47:36,396 --> 00:47:37,772
guy.
999
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,816
You might think
you're a very special boy,
1000
00:47:39,899 --> 00:47:41,568
but you're not.
1001
00:47:41,651 --> 00:47:43,671
There are a lot of men who are
attracted to trans women,
1002
00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:45,780
but when it gets down to it,
1003
00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:48,533
they're not down to get to it.
1004
00:47:49,742 --> 00:47:52,036
Yeah, well,
it's not like that, okay?
1005
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:53,788
Your friend is dope,
1006
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,290
and that is all there is to it.
1007
00:47:58,084 --> 00:47:59,085
Okay.
1008
00:47:59,669 --> 00:48:00,712
Okay.
1009
00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:01,981
I didn't peg you for the type.
1010
00:48:02,005 --> 00:48:03,131
Yeah, 'cause I'm not.
1011
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,549
But prove me wrong
1012
00:48:04,632 --> 00:48:07,010
and I'll skin your face
and wear it like a mask.
1013
00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:11,806
Do you think I'm scary?
1014
00:48:12,348 --> 00:48:14,350
Yeah, yeah. Yes, I do. Yeah.
1015
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:19,772
So, I know I said I didn't
want a boyfriend, but...
1016
00:48:19,856 --> 00:48:21,733
Okay, wait. I said
I don't need a boyfriend,
1017
00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:22,900
and I don't.
1018
00:48:23,443 --> 00:48:25,069
But there's something
I realized recently
1019
00:48:25,153 --> 00:48:27,030
that's literally so obvious.
1020
00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:29,115
Not everything is about gender.
1021
00:48:29,198 --> 00:48:31,326
Cis people don't talk
about gender all the time.
1022
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,827
They literally
just take for granted
1023
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,245
that they are who they are.
1024
00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:36,080
So why should I?
1025
00:48:36,164 --> 00:48:39,292
Why do I have to talk
about gender all the time?
1026
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:41,294
Like, literally,
let's talk about dating.
1027
00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:42,920
Sure, there's
some gender involved,
1028
00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:45,214
but it's really just two people.
1029
00:48:45,298 --> 00:48:47,133
Like, I was so worried
1030
00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:50,428
about someone not wanting to
be with me because I'm trans
1031
00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:53,389
or only wanting to be with me
because I'm trans.
1032
00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:56,768
And you know, I started
dating someone recently,
1033
00:48:56,851 --> 00:48:59,103
and it's not
even about all that.
1034
00:48:59,187 --> 00:49:00,480
This guy's fire.
1035
00:49:00,563 --> 00:49:02,106
He just gets me.
1036
00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:04,067
I don't have to be strong
around him.
1037
00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:05,568
I don't have to be brave.
1038
00:49:05,652 --> 00:49:07,612
I can just... be.
1039
00:49:07,695 --> 00:49:09,530
It feels good
to get this off my chest.
1040
00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:12,075
I can't really talk about this
with my best friend.
1041
00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:13,409
Between you and me,
1042
00:49:13,785 --> 00:49:15,425
she's going through
some major boy issues.
1043
00:49:15,495 --> 00:49:17,121
- No!
- This heart! This heart
1044
00:49:17,205 --> 00:49:18,432
breaks back, bitch!
1045
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,291
Mike dumped Chris
out of nowhere.
1046
00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:21,918
It was brutal.
1047
00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:23,836
But, you know, she's coping.
1048
00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:27,340
Trans, cis or whatever.
1049
00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:29,300
None of us are safe from love.
1050
00:49:29,384 --> 00:49:30,968
Is that hideously cheesy?
1051
00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:33,596
I don't care.
1052
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:34,931
Hey, Reddit.
1053
00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:39,519
I noticed you've been asking
for an update, so here it is.
1054
00:49:39,602 --> 00:49:41,562
As predicted, there was,
1055
00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:43,314
you know, a little bit of drama.
1056
00:50:05,712 --> 00:50:06,796
My best friend,
1057
00:50:06,879 --> 00:50:08,923
let's call him "Oates,"
1058
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,842
is giving me the cold shoulder.
1059
00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:12,468
I guess he's still mad
that I don't buy
1060
00:50:12,552 --> 00:50:14,554
into his messed-up way
of seeing the world.
1061
00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:27,150
I guess part of growing up
1062
00:50:27,233 --> 00:50:29,318
is having to leave
some friends behind.
1063
00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:34,198
Despite all that, I am proudly
dating a trans girl.
1064
00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:36,617
I stand by my decision,
1065
00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:39,162
and I've kinda
never been happier.
1066
00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:57,680
Honestly, Mike can do
so much better.
1067
00:50:57,764 --> 00:50:59,408
I heard they were
getting back together.
1068
00:50:59,432 --> 00:51:00,576
You know why
they broke up, right?
1069
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,893
No, why?
1070
00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:04,103
She was poking holes
in their condoms.
1071
00:51:04,187 --> 00:51:06,230
- Shut up!
- Uh-huh.
1072
00:51:06,314 --> 00:51:07,314
Oh, girl. No.
1073
00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,775
Okay, you know that's not true.
1074
00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:09,942
Can you stop stalking us?
1075
00:51:10,276 --> 00:51:11,503
Can you stop
with the rumors about Chris?
1076
00:51:11,527 --> 00:51:13,446
Is it really a rumor
if it's true?
1077
00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:15,072
It's not true.
1078
00:51:15,156 --> 00:51:16,916
Oh, well, you should know.
You're her friend.
1079
00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:20,119
Oh, I forgot. You don't give
a shit about your friends.
1080
00:51:20,203 --> 00:51:21,883
- Apparently, you don't either.
- Oh, okay.
1081
00:51:22,330 --> 00:51:23,790
- Get off me.
- Ow!
1082
00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:25,750
- Oh, my God, Em!
- What's your problem?
1083
00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,833
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Em!
- Get away from me!
1084
00:51:28,211 --> 00:51:29,796
What...
I'm sorry!
1085
00:51:29,879 --> 00:51:31,172
Em, I'm sorry.
1086
00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:32,715
What? Em.
1087
00:51:32,799 --> 00:51:33,883
- Em!
- Okay...
1088
00:51:33,966 --> 00:51:35,259
Em, I'm sorry!
1089
00:51:35,802 --> 00:51:36,803
Em!
1090
00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:38,638
- Em!
- Shut up!
1091
00:51:38,721 --> 00:51:40,306
You broke my finger!
1092
00:51:47,939 --> 00:51:48,940
Ow.
1093
00:51:50,191 --> 00:51:51,651
Do you have any painkillers?
1094
00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:52,777
They gotta be strong.
1095
00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:54,300
Something that'll
really zonk me out.
1096
00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:56,739
This is a high school.
1097
00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,075
We have chamomile tea.
1098
00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:05,456
Ugh, fine.
1099
00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:15,925
Kelsa!
1100
00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:19,595
Company's here.
1101
00:52:25,601 --> 00:52:26,853
Hi.
1102
00:52:26,936 --> 00:52:28,855
- Um, I'm Khalid.
- I know.
1103
00:52:28,938 --> 00:52:30,314
Khal or Khal.
1104
00:52:30,398 --> 00:52:31,440
Come on in.
1105
00:52:32,567 --> 00:52:33,609
Hi.
1106
00:52:33,693 --> 00:52:35,069
Hi.
1107
00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:37,321
Take your coat off.
Stay a while.
1108
00:52:37,405 --> 00:52:38,948
Kelsa will be down shortly,
1109
00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:40,950
and I'm just
getting through this
1110
00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:42,193
so I can get to the hospital.
1111
00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:43,828
Uh, is everything okay?
1112
00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:45,973
Oh, everything's fine. I just
have to go check on a patient.
1113
00:52:45,997 --> 00:52:47,123
- I'm on call.
- Ah.
1114
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:50,501
You could just put your coat
down on a chair or something.
1115
00:52:50,585 --> 00:52:52,169
- Cool.
- Don't worry about that.
1116
00:52:52,253 --> 00:52:54,547
Can I help you with this?
1117
00:52:55,256 --> 00:52:56,256
Well, sure.
1118
00:52:56,299 --> 00:52:57,466
Thank you.
1119
00:52:57,925 --> 00:52:59,218
Yeah.
1120
00:52:59,302 --> 00:53:00,529
I'm really just hanging out here
1121
00:53:00,553 --> 00:53:02,030
'cause I was trying
to give you the whole
1122
00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:03,806
"Don't hurt my daughter" speech,
1123
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:06,017
but you seem so nice.
1124
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:08,394
Thank you.
That is very kind of you.
1125
00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:09,705
You know where
you're going to college?
1126
00:53:09,729 --> 00:53:11,397
No. I'm just kinda, you know,
1127
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,107
blindly throwing darts
everywhere.
1128
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:16,235
Hmm. Well, Kelsa is going to
1129
00:53:16,319 --> 00:53:18,738
- a more heterogeneous city...
- Someone say my name?
1130
00:53:19,030 --> 00:53:20,823
Guess I did.
1131
00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:22,450
Look at those jeans.
1132
00:53:23,451 --> 00:53:26,954
But I keep telling her
there's no place safer
1133
00:53:27,038 --> 00:53:28,664
than right here at home with me.
1134
00:53:28,748 --> 00:53:31,042
- Mom, law of averages.
- Fine, fair enough.
1135
00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:32,126
Wait, what is that?
1136
00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:33,377
It's just this rule we have
1137
00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:35,230
where I'm not allowed
to ask her anything
1138
00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:37,214
that the average mom
won't ask the average girl.
1139
00:53:37,298 --> 00:53:38,525
Mmm-hmm.
1140
00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:39,634
I really gotta go.
1141
00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,427
It's so nice to meet you,
Khal-eed.
1142
00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:43,387
- Yeah.
- It's Khalid.
1143
00:53:44,430 --> 00:53:46,057
- What is it?
- Khalid.
1144
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:47,808
- Khalid?
- Mmm-hmm.
1145
00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:49,332
You're both failing,
but that's okay.
1146
00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:51,204
You know what? Okay.
1147
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,105
Okay, I'm out.
1148
00:53:53,189 --> 00:53:54,482
Which might make you feel
1149
00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:56,943
like you're home alone,
unsupervised.
1150
00:53:57,026 --> 00:53:58,486
But you're not.
1151
00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:01,113
Because I have cameras.
1152
00:54:01,197 --> 00:54:02,406
Everywhere.
1153
00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:03,908
Strategically placed.
1154
00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:05,534
Behind you.
1155
00:54:06,494 --> 00:54:07,745
In front of you.
1156
00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:09,622
Always
1157
00:54:09,705 --> 00:54:11,207
watching you.
1158
00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:13,584
So you're never
really unsupervised.
1159
00:54:14,377 --> 00:54:15,378
Bye.
1160
00:54:18,631 --> 00:54:20,883
Bye.
1161
00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:26,847
Anyway.
1162
00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:28,975
Okay. Does... Does she
actually have cameras?
1163
00:54:29,058 --> 00:54:30,267
No!
1164
00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:01,162
Yo, bitch.
1165
00:55:01,215 --> 00:55:02,359
Why aren't you
answering my texts?
1166
00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:03,718
- Hello!
- Oh, my God.
1167
00:55:03,801 --> 00:55:05,428
- Okay!
- Go away!
1168
00:55:05,511 --> 00:55:07,013
I'm sorry!
Did I interrupt something?
1169
00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:08,389
Go!
1170
00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:09,700
I just saw your mom
on the street,
1171
00:55:09,724 --> 00:55:10,909
so you're getting nasty already?
1172
00:55:10,933 --> 00:55:12,184
Get out!
1173
00:55:12,268 --> 00:55:13,453
- I see you.
- Go to the car!
1174
00:55:13,477 --> 00:55:15,037
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Oh, my God.
1175
00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:19,942
That is so awkward.
1176
00:55:26,365 --> 00:55:28,117
Sorry, she's...
1177
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,785
she's a lot. Um...
1178
00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:34,457
Did you like that?
1179
00:55:36,584 --> 00:55:37,626
What?
1180
00:55:38,169 --> 00:55:39,462
Um...
1181
00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:41,088
Was everything okay?
1182
00:55:41,756 --> 00:55:45,426
Oh... Yeah. Yeah.
1183
00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:47,309
Yeah, that wasn't anything
that I didn't like.
1184
00:55:49,305 --> 00:55:50,514
Well, then...
1185
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,808
what do you like?
1186
00:55:55,311 --> 00:55:56,353
Um...
1187
00:55:58,898 --> 00:56:00,274
I don't know yet.
1188
00:56:01,233 --> 00:56:02,777
Is that okay?
1189
00:56:04,779 --> 00:56:07,114
Look, I'm attracted
to all of you.
1190
00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:13,204
You're beautiful.
1191
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:42,733
Okay, so, question.
1192
00:56:42,817 --> 00:56:44,026
In 100 years,
1193
00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:47,530
when our granddaughters are
getting engaged to hot robots,
1194
00:56:47,613 --> 00:56:49,782
will you be
pro-robot-human marriage
1195
00:56:49,865 --> 00:56:53,702
or will you be against this
beautiful, beautiful union?
1196
00:56:54,286 --> 00:56:56,038
I'll be pro-robot marriage
1197
00:56:56,122 --> 00:56:58,374
because they don't smell
like boys do.
1198
00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:01,627
Wow, ouch,
that's a hurtful thing to say.
1199
00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:03,921
- What about you, Chris?
- I mean, okay. Um...
1200
00:57:04,004 --> 00:57:05,297
You know...
1201
00:57:05,381 --> 00:57:06,757
Against robot marriage.
1202
00:57:06,841 --> 00:57:08,509
Against human marriage.
1203
00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:09,927
I'd outlaw love in general.
1204
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:11,846
- Just don't do it. Just don't.
- Oh.
1205
00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:15,057
Um... Chris, uh...
1206
00:57:15,141 --> 00:57:16,141
Hmm?
1207
00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:18,185
You good?
1208
00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:19,478
Tsk.
1209
00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:21,689
Yeah.
1210
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:22,940
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
1211
00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:25,693
It's my Mike Chaplesky
exposure therapy.
1212
00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,536
It's all part of the process
to get over him.
1213
00:57:27,987 --> 00:57:29,405
Why did you guys break up?
1214
00:57:30,573 --> 00:57:32,283
'Cause I'm
an untouchable goddess
1215
00:57:32,366 --> 00:57:33,868
and he's a little shit dick.
1216
00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:35,786
Let's go!
1217
00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:02,313
Ah...
1218
00:58:03,022 --> 00:58:04,023
Okay.
1219
00:58:05,941 --> 00:58:08,319
Come on.
1220
00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:09,904
Whoa!
1221
00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:11,614
Fingers!
1222
00:58:11,697 --> 00:58:12,841
You know what?
1223
00:58:12,865 --> 00:58:14,074
We're doing this right now.
1224
00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:15,198
- What?
- Come here.
1225
00:58:15,868 --> 00:58:16,868
Okay.
1226
00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:19,830
What else do you want from me?
1227
00:58:19,914 --> 00:58:21,832
I've been trying to apologize,
but I get it.
1228
00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:23,459
I was never
supposed to like anybody.
1229
00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:26,045
You were allowed
to like whoever you wanted.
1230
00:58:26,128 --> 00:58:29,089
You chose to like
the guy I told you I liked.
1231
00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:31,091
You don't get to choose
who you like.
1232
00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:33,510
I definitely don't get
to choose who likes me back.
1233
00:58:33,594 --> 00:58:34,845
You should have chosen me.
1234
00:58:34,929 --> 00:58:36,472
Well, I didn't.
1235
00:58:36,555 --> 00:58:38,807
One time I put myself first.
1236
00:58:38,891 --> 00:58:40,660
And what? I gotta pay for that
for the rest of my life?
1237
00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:41,684
One time?
1238
00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:43,145
I've always had your back.
1239
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,956
You don't even know what
I've had to give up for you.
1240
00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:47,733
But I never asked you
to give up anything.
1241
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:49,818
We're supposed to be friends.
1242
00:58:50,152 --> 00:58:51,946
Yeah. You think...
1243
00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:53,029
What?
1244
00:58:53,614 --> 00:58:55,741
You think it's easy
being your friend?
1245
00:58:55,824 --> 00:58:58,202
Or boyfriend, for that matter?
1246
00:58:58,953 --> 00:59:02,581
Knowing Khal, he's only dating
you for the woke points.
1247
00:59:09,672 --> 00:59:11,048
Kelsa!
1248
00:59:24,478 --> 00:59:26,522
You okay?
1249
00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:27,898
I'm fine.
1250
00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:46,834
Hello?
1251
00:59:48,502 --> 00:59:50,629
Anything I can do?
1252
00:59:51,797 --> 00:59:52,923
Forget it. It's...
1253
00:59:53,716 --> 00:59:54,925
It's trans stuff.
1254
00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:58,095
Yeah, well,
I can handle the trans stuff.
1255
01:00:03,142 --> 01:00:05,144
Hey, quit flipping me off.
1256
01:00:10,566 --> 01:00:12,484
Why do you care?
1257
01:00:12,568 --> 01:00:14,570
I... Because, um,
1258
01:00:14,653 --> 01:00:17,031
I'm your boyfriend,
and you're trans.
1259
01:00:20,409 --> 01:00:22,202
What does me being trans
1260
01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:24,621
have to do with you
being my boyfriend?
1261
01:00:26,707 --> 01:00:27,708
Uh...
1262
01:00:28,334 --> 01:00:31,170
I don't need you
to save me, okay?
1263
01:00:32,504 --> 01:00:34,840
- Um, are you okay?
- I'm fine.
1264
01:00:34,923 --> 01:00:37,176
It's Kelsa Renard
who's got mental problems.
1265
01:00:37,259 --> 01:00:38,653
Oh, yeah,
I heard she stole your man.
1266
01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:40,304
She didn't steal my anything.
1267
01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:41,764
She's just a conniving bitch.
1268
01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:43,057
Oh, no, no. I get it.
1269
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,780
I mean, she stole
my best friend.
1270
01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:51,899
You wanna get back at her?
1271
01:00:52,733 --> 01:00:55,402
I mean, listen, I'm pretty
liberal and everything,
1272
01:00:55,486 --> 01:00:58,906
but it sounds to me
like you were assaulted
1273
01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:02,618
in a space meant for women only.
1274
01:01:12,294 --> 01:01:15,631
It's our space.
A women's space.
1275
01:01:16,298 --> 01:01:21,470
And she brought her socialized
male energy into it.
1276
01:01:21,553 --> 01:01:23,931
And I'm okay with
her lifestyle, I really am,
1277
01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:25,557
but it stops being okay
1278
01:01:25,641 --> 01:01:27,976
when she enters our space
to assault us.
1279
01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:31,730
Remember when I said
1280
01:01:31,814 --> 01:01:33,399
not everything is about gender?
1281
01:01:35,776 --> 01:01:38,695
Apparently, it is for me.
1282
01:01:38,779 --> 01:01:40,114
I got banned
1283
01:01:40,447 --> 01:01:42,366
from the women's locker room
and bathroom.
1284
01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:45,702
They're making me go to this
dingy, gender-neutral bathroom
1285
01:01:45,786 --> 01:01:47,913
that no one's cleaned
since the '90s.
1286
01:01:48,497 --> 01:01:50,082
Because when people look at me,
1287
01:01:50,165 --> 01:01:52,292
all they see is gender.
1288
01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:54,920
It makes me never wanna
step out of this room again.
1289
01:01:55,003 --> 01:01:57,673
At least soon,
I'll be moving far, far away
1290
01:01:57,756 --> 01:02:01,135
where no one knows anything
about me, or who I am.
1291
01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:04,138
If you wanna help, here's how.
1292
01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:05,431
Don't.
1293
01:02:05,514 --> 01:02:09,059
Anyway, surviving high school.
1294
01:02:09,143 --> 01:02:10,477
Here's a tip.
1295
01:02:10,561 --> 01:02:12,104
Don't be trans.
1296
01:02:41,467 --> 01:02:43,093
Hey, Khal.
1297
01:02:44,887 --> 01:02:47,806
- Fratello!
- What are you doing? What?
1298
01:02:47,890 --> 01:02:49,641
I just wanted
to congratulate you, man.
1299
01:02:49,725 --> 01:02:51,685
Your girl went viral, dude.
1300
01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:52,811
What?
1301
01:02:54,021 --> 01:02:56,190
Remember
when I said not everything
1302
01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:57,858
- is about gender?
- Holy crap!
1303
01:02:57,941 --> 01:02:58,942
Kelsa, get up!
1304
01:03:02,571 --> 01:03:03,739
- Get up.
- What?
1305
01:03:03,822 --> 01:03:05,282
What is this?
1306
01:03:05,657 --> 01:03:07,927
When people look
at me, all they see is gender.
1307
01:03:07,951 --> 01:03:09,471
It makes me never wanna
step out of this room again.
1308
01:03:09,495 --> 01:03:10,495
I'm waiting.
1309
01:03:10,537 --> 01:03:12,915
But, Mom, I didn't do this.
1310
01:03:12,998 --> 01:03:14,500
- You didn't film this video?
- I did.
1311
01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:16,001
But this was meant
to be personal.
1312
01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:16,919
Take it down, now.
1313
01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:18,795
I can't. Even if I do,
1314
01:03:18,879 --> 01:03:20,172
Get This has posted it already.
1315
01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:21,840
It went viral.
It has 50,000 views.
1316
01:03:21,924 --> 01:03:24,343
How long have you been making
these videos, Kelsa?
1317
01:03:24,426 --> 01:03:26,112
- But Mom, law of averages.
- Answer the question!
1318
01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:27,816
How long have you been
making these videos?
1319
01:03:27,888 --> 01:03:30,307
Since I started
hormone blockers.
1320
01:03:31,350 --> 01:03:32,809
How many followers do you have?
1321
01:03:32,893 --> 01:03:34,478
You mean how many subscribers
do I have?
1322
01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:36,939
How many people
have been tuning in
1323
01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:38,273
to watch your personal life?
1324
01:03:38,357 --> 01:03:40,025
Like, uh,
1325
01:03:40,108 --> 01:03:41,108
200?
1326
01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:43,904
Take the channel down now.
1327
01:03:43,987 --> 01:03:45,423
And you're not making
any more videos.
1328
01:03:45,447 --> 01:03:48,158
What? But yes, I am.
You can't do that.
1329
01:03:48,242 --> 01:03:49,701
Oh, yes, I can.
1330
01:03:49,785 --> 01:03:52,287
What you do with your body
is your business.
1331
01:03:52,371 --> 01:03:53,956
Yeah, it's my business,
1332
01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:55,517
and were you not trying
to get me to do
1333
01:03:55,541 --> 01:03:57,334
the same thing
for the college application?
1334
01:03:57,417 --> 01:03:59,753
What are you talking about?
That's different.
1335
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:00,837
That's totally different.
1336
01:04:01,338 --> 01:04:03,173
Why? Because it's
on my terms and not yours?
1337
01:04:03,257 --> 01:04:04,508
Oh, the World Wide Web
1338
01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:05,610
- is on your terms now, Kelsa?
- Yeah.
1339
01:04:05,634 --> 01:04:07,094
- Delete the video.
- No!
1340
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:08,821
- I will not have it.
- Oh, my God!
1341
01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:10,406
It makes me feel good.
Why can't you understand that?
1342
01:04:10,430 --> 01:04:11,699
How does it possibly
make you feel good?
1343
01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:13,767
Because I get to connect
with people like me.
1344
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,411
And whatever psycho
wants to look at you.
1345
01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:16,704
- They're not psychos!
- I am not gonna have that!
1346
01:04:16,728 --> 01:04:17,938
They're not psychos!
1347
01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:19,249
I'm not having
a conversation with you.
1348
01:04:19,273 --> 01:04:20,440
What are you doing?
1349
01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:21,964
Do you know
what a psycho looks like?
1350
01:04:22,067 --> 01:04:23,753
- Do you? Do you know?
- What do you know?
1351
01:04:23,777 --> 01:04:24,921
When you figure it out,
you can have a computer back.
1352
01:04:24,945 --> 01:04:26,422
- This is not a question.
- Wait. Wait.
1353
01:04:26,446 --> 01:04:27,507
All it takes is one, Kelsa.
1354
01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:28,841
Where are you going
with my computer?
1355
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:30,093
One psycho
to have access to you.
1356
01:04:30,117 --> 01:04:31,535
What? What are you doing?
1357
01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:33,096
You think this world is safe
because I've created a safe
1358
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:34,663
and accepting environment here.
1359
01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:36,516
Safe? What's so safe?
This is not safe!
1360
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:37,833
You keep me in a cage.
1361
01:04:37,916 --> 01:04:39,293
I'm just trying to protect you!
1362
01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:41,545
Protect me? I don't need you
to protect me.
1363
01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:43,463
Not you. Not Khal.
1364
01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:46,008
You know what?
That's you. That's your shit.
1365
01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:48,719
Say "shit" to me one more time
in this house.
1366
01:04:48,802 --> 01:04:50,637
Say "shit" to me one more time
in my house.
1367
01:04:50,721 --> 01:04:53,015
The only reason why
you're trying to control me
1368
01:04:53,098 --> 01:04:54,891
is because Dad left
1369
01:04:54,975 --> 01:04:56,685
and now you wanna overcompensate
1370
01:04:56,768 --> 01:04:58,204
because there's no
father figure in the house.
1371
01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:00,564
I don't need him. I got this!
1372
01:05:00,647 --> 01:05:01,857
I need you.
1373
01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:03,942
I need you
to help me protect you.
1374
01:05:04,026 --> 01:05:05,152
Or I can't do it.
1375
01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:08,155
So take it down! Or you ain't
going to nobody's college.
1376
01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:10,115
- What?
- Did you hear what I said?
1377
01:05:31,053 --> 01:05:32,888
Walking outside
with no shoes on.
1378
01:05:32,971 --> 01:05:34,431
That's what you got me doing!
1379
01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:12,135
Hey, Khal!
1380
01:06:13,595 --> 01:06:14,638
Should we try it?
1381
01:06:14,721 --> 01:06:15,721
Yeah.
1382
01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:19,101
Okay...
1383
01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:20,686
I don't know how to aim.
1384
01:06:21,103 --> 01:06:23,397
Bro, all I'm trying to say is,
there's really no reason
1385
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,649
to separate sports
into guys and girls.
1386
01:06:25,732 --> 01:06:28,151
Why don't they do it according
to weight, or simply skill?
1387
01:06:28,235 --> 01:06:29,945
It's pure misogyny, bro.
1388
01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:31,923
Guys don't even want to have
the option of losing to women.
1389
01:06:31,947 --> 01:06:33,115
Hey, that's facts, my guy.
1390
01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:35,826
We stand with Kelsa!
1391
01:06:35,909 --> 01:06:37,619
We stand with Kelsa!
1392
01:06:37,703 --> 01:06:39,371
With Kelsa, we stand!
1393
01:06:39,454 --> 01:06:41,415
With Kelsa, we stand!
1394
01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:43,166
We stand with Kelsa!
1395
01:06:43,250 --> 01:06:44,876
We stand with Kelsa!
1396
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,503
With Kelsa, we stand!
1397
01:06:46,586 --> 01:06:48,547
With Kelsa, we stand!
1398
01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:49,715
We stand with Kelsa!
1399
01:06:49,798 --> 01:06:52,050
Do not use the bathroom
1400
01:06:52,134 --> 01:06:54,511
that aligns
with your gender identity!
1401
01:06:57,889 --> 01:06:58,890
Yo! Hey. Wait up.
1402
01:06:58,974 --> 01:07:00,934
What the actual hell?
1403
01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:02,412
What? You think
I'm gonna sit around
1404
01:07:02,436 --> 01:07:03,996
in the face of injustice
against my best friend?
1405
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,647
Don't act like
you're not doing this
1406
01:07:05,731 --> 01:07:07,792
just to be the center of
attention, like you always do.
1407
01:07:07,816 --> 01:07:09,943
Wow. You're really coming
for me right now?
1408
01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:11,194
I'm doing this for you.
1409
01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:12,922
- I didn't ask you to.
- You didn't have to!
1410
01:07:12,946 --> 01:07:14,156
I'm your best friend.
1411
01:07:14,239 --> 01:07:15,532
You should have known better.
1412
01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:16,616
Kelsa!
1413
01:07:19,828 --> 01:07:20,912
Kelsa!
1414
01:07:20,996 --> 01:07:22,164
Move, please!
1415
01:07:23,874 --> 01:07:25,167
Excuse me.
1416
01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:26,501
Would you slow down?
1417
01:07:27,127 --> 01:07:28,407
Look, would you just talk to me?
1418
01:07:28,462 --> 01:07:29,671
What do you want from me?
1419
01:07:29,755 --> 01:07:30,922
Everyone is helping you!
1420
01:07:31,006 --> 01:07:32,406
I literally
just wanna live my life.
1421
01:07:32,466 --> 01:07:33,860
- Shh!
- You said you wanted
1422
01:07:33,884 --> 01:07:35,404
to make a difference
with those videos.
1423
01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:37,196
So you did post it.
That's not your call.
1424
01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:38,656
- You said only one person...
- Silence in the lab, please.
1425
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,724
- Khal, stop.
- Look. Okay, please, tell me.
1426
01:07:40,807 --> 01:07:42,392
I don't need you
to save me, okay?
1427
01:07:42,476 --> 01:07:43,828
Have you not been
paying attention?
1428
01:07:43,852 --> 01:07:44,932
Well, you don't talk to me!
1429
01:07:46,354 --> 01:07:47,634
Look, I just wanted to help you.
1430
01:07:47,689 --> 01:07:48,774
Excuse me!
1431
01:07:49,232 --> 01:07:51,002
That's all I wanted.
I lost my friends for you.
1432
01:07:51,026 --> 01:07:53,069
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I never asked for that.
1433
01:07:53,153 --> 01:07:54,738
I never asked for the flowers.
1434
01:07:54,821 --> 01:07:56,031
Do you want a "Thank you"?
1435
01:07:56,114 --> 01:07:57,616
What do you want?
1436
01:07:57,699 --> 01:07:58,950
Just back up.
1437
01:08:00,327 --> 01:08:01,328
Kelsa!
1438
01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:04,623
That's the thing
about being nice.
1439
01:08:04,706 --> 01:08:05,957
You think you're so special
1440
01:08:06,041 --> 01:08:07,584
going around helping everybody,
1441
01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:09,002
but really
you just wanna show off
1442
01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:11,338
how morally superior
you think you are.
1443
01:08:13,173 --> 01:08:14,382
Go back to Otis.
1444
01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:16,505
You two deserve each other.
1445
01:08:20,806 --> 01:08:21,890
Kelsa!
1446
01:08:23,683 --> 01:08:26,895
We stand with Kelsa!
With Kelsa, we stand!
1447
01:08:26,978 --> 01:08:29,648
Okay, okay. Okay.
Protest over!
1448
01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:31,316
Traditional gender rules
reinstated.
1449
01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:33,360
Kelsa!
Kelsa, what is happening?
1450
01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:35,320
Jesus!
1451
01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:38,907
What's wrong, Khal?
1452
01:08:38,990 --> 01:08:40,492
You don't want to suck him off?
1453
01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:41,952
What did you just say?
1454
01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:43,411
- What did you call her?
- Him.
1455
01:08:43,495 --> 01:08:45,055
- Remember? It's a "him."
- She's "her."
1456
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:46,766
- And he has a mental disorder.
- No, she does not.
1457
01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:48,375
And you know what?
I think you do too.
1458
01:08:49,042 --> 01:08:50,770
Yeah, yeah. I think
you have a mental disorder.
1459
01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:52,629
No!
You do, you illiterate...
1460
01:08:53,004 --> 01:08:54,714
Ooh!
1461
01:09:03,098 --> 01:09:04,098
Okay.
1462
01:09:05,392 --> 01:09:07,310
Ow! Ow!
1463
01:09:07,394 --> 01:09:08,937
- Hair! Let go!
- Hair! Hair!
1464
01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:10,260
My hair.
That hurts! That hurts!
1465
01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:11,481
Yeah, what...
1466
01:09:11,565 --> 01:09:13,165
- This sucks!
- You've got my hair!
1467
01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:16,528
- Oh!
- Enough!
1468
01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:17,779
That's enough!
1469
01:09:17,863 --> 01:09:19,155
Stop! Break it up!
1470
01:09:20,574 --> 01:09:22,868
What is going on?
1471
01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:26,037
Otis?
1472
01:09:26,121 --> 01:09:27,121
Khal?
1473
01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:39,759
Move!
1474
01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:50,061
What? What's going on?
1475
01:09:50,604 --> 01:09:53,148
Otis's mother called
saying you two fought.
1476
01:09:53,231 --> 01:09:54,983
He came home with a black eye.
1477
01:09:55,650 --> 01:09:57,736
I knew there was
something off about you,
1478
01:09:57,819 --> 01:10:00,155
so we searched
your Internet history.
1479
01:10:00,238 --> 01:10:01,918
- Why would you do that?
- Hormones,
1480
01:10:01,948 --> 01:10:03,199
laser hair removal...
1481
01:10:03,283 --> 01:10:05,285
- Oh, my God!
- ...sex change surgeries?
1482
01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:07,412
You are gonna live
such an unhappy life.
1483
01:10:07,495 --> 01:10:08,764
I'm not gonna live
an unhappy life.
1484
01:10:08,788 --> 01:10:09,915
I will live a fruitful life.
1485
01:10:09,998 --> 01:10:11,625
- Are you transgendered?
- No!
1486
01:10:16,254 --> 01:10:17,881
My girlfriend is.
1487
01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:19,716
Huh.
1488
01:10:21,051 --> 01:10:22,969
I told you. He's just gay.
1489
01:10:23,053 --> 01:10:24,638
Oh, my God.
1490
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:38,068
Khalid?
1491
01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:50,288
Khalid.
1492
01:10:53,124 --> 01:10:54,125
What?
1493
01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:57,921
Talk to me.
1494
01:11:04,135 --> 01:11:05,345
I'm just...
1495
01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:07,389
I'm sick of it.
1496
01:11:09,975 --> 01:11:13,436
I'm sick of people
calling me gay or crazy...
1497
01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:17,190
when they're the ones
who are just wrong about her.
1498
01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,273
Stop.
1499
01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:23,530
You don't have to explain
anything to me.
1500
01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:25,865
I understand.
1501
01:11:30,453 --> 01:11:33,665
You've always been so kind.
1502
01:11:33,748 --> 01:11:37,711
I know you don't like to
hear that, but you are kind.
1503
01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:41,089
That's always been who you are.
1504
01:11:42,465 --> 01:11:43,800
And that's why...
1505
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:50,390
you see this girl
for who she really is.
1506
01:11:56,396 --> 01:11:59,816
Welp, it is too late anyway.
1507
01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,487
She broke up with me.
1508
01:12:07,907 --> 01:12:09,951
Then she has bigger problems.
1509
01:12:10,869 --> 01:12:12,746
'Cause she's an idiot.
1510
01:12:18,251 --> 01:12:19,252
Oh.
1511
01:12:41,441 --> 01:12:44,027
Look, I support you.
1512
01:12:44,110 --> 01:12:47,280
I accept everybody's
self-expression.
1513
01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:50,158
But what I cannot tolerate
is a bully.
1514
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:52,952
Now, I don't understand why
we're rallying for the bully.
1515
01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:55,371
Why are we protecting the bully,
1516
01:12:55,455 --> 01:12:56,831
and not the bullied?
1517
01:12:56,915 --> 01:12:58,434
I don't think that'
what's happening here...
1518
01:12:58,458 --> 01:12:59,458
Please, let her finish.
1519
01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,545
Frankly, I'm just a little
bit concerned as a feminist.
1520
01:13:02,629 --> 01:13:04,506
I don't understand
how my daughter
1521
01:13:04,589 --> 01:13:06,966
is gonna feel safe
in single-sex spaces
1522
01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:08,802
if you just open the door
1523
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:10,845
to anyone who wants
to come inside?
1524
01:13:10,929 --> 01:13:12,555
Oh, my God.
You are not a feminist.
1525
01:13:13,181 --> 01:13:15,141
Unless you are advocating
for a safe space
1526
01:13:15,225 --> 01:13:16,684
for everyone's daughter,
1527
01:13:16,768 --> 01:13:18,287
you are not a feminist,
you are full of shit.
1528
01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:20,605
Well, you are rude and loud.
1529
01:13:20,688 --> 01:13:21,688
And you know what?
1530
01:13:21,940 --> 01:13:23,483
I'm not gonna
let you make me out to be
1531
01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:25,360
some narrow-minded woman
right now.
1532
01:13:25,443 --> 01:13:27,612
To be clear,
my concern is my daughter.
1533
01:13:27,695 --> 01:13:28,923
I'm here to protect my daughter.
1534
01:13:28,947 --> 01:13:30,091
You are a danger
to your daughter
1535
01:13:30,115 --> 01:13:31,199
with that attitude.
1536
01:13:31,783 --> 01:13:34,285
She is not free until all of
our daughters are free.
1537
01:13:34,369 --> 01:13:35,537
- Free?
- I don't know how
1538
01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,592
- you don't understand that.
- Oh, my gosh.
1539
01:13:37,622 --> 01:13:38,682
- This is not some sort of...
- I don't know what is wrong...
1540
01:13:38,706 --> 01:13:39,582
Martin Luther King moment here.
1541
01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:40,666
...with my own people...
1542
01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:41,960
My child has a broken finger!
1543
01:13:42,043 --> 01:13:43,479
...and the inability
to understand...
1544
01:13:43,503 --> 01:13:44,855
- Your child is a bully.
- ...that you are not safe
1545
01:13:44,879 --> 01:13:46,399
and you are not free
until my child is.
1546
01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:47,817
My child is the one
that wasn't safe!
1547
01:13:47,841 --> 01:13:49,318
You know what, you're excused.
She's excused.
1548
01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:50,622
And you will not ban my daughter
1549
01:13:50,677 --> 01:13:51,946
from that locker room.
It is illegal.
1550
01:13:51,970 --> 01:13:54,347
It's not illegal when,
unfortunately,
1551
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,933
there was actually an assault.
1552
01:13:57,016 --> 01:13:58,685
I know optically it's not ideal,
1553
01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:01,646
but I can't have them together
in an unsupervised space.
1554
01:14:01,729 --> 01:14:03,565
- Are you kidding me?
- So are we done here?
1555
01:14:04,899 --> 01:14:06,234
No, we're not.
1556
01:14:06,317 --> 01:14:07,235
Yes, we are.
Come on. Let's go.
1557
01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:08,987
She didn't assault me, okay?
1558
01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:10,464
- That's stupid.
- What? Honey...
1559
01:14:10,488 --> 01:14:13,950
I broke my finger on accident.
1560
01:14:14,033 --> 01:14:15,593
I made this up
because we were fighting.
1561
01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:17,420
- Is this true?
- Emberlee. Please.
1562
01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:18,746
No, please.
Can you just stop
1563
01:14:18,830 --> 01:14:20,307
- telling me what to think!
- You do not have to
1564
01:14:20,331 --> 01:14:21,475
defend her. I don't want
you to say something
1565
01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:22,667
- you're gonna regret.
- Mom!
1566
01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:24,478
Why don't we call
the student mediation team?
1567
01:14:24,502 --> 01:14:26,230
Why would we call
the student mediation team?
1568
01:14:26,254 --> 01:14:27,481
She just admitted
that this has been a lie.
1569
01:14:27,505 --> 01:14:29,090
- Okay.
- Listen, my daughter...
1570
01:14:29,174 --> 01:14:30,508
We're sitting here
for no reason.
1571
01:14:30,592 --> 01:14:32,802
- Like we have nothing...
- Shut up! Can I talk?
1572
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:34,846
I...
1573
01:14:34,929 --> 01:14:36,431
I don't think like that.
1574
01:14:36,514 --> 01:14:38,141
I don't.
I don't think like you.
1575
01:14:39,601 --> 01:14:41,436
Whoever jumped out
of me that day...
1576
01:14:42,103 --> 01:14:44,814
That's not me. Or at least
I don't want it to be.
1577
01:14:46,566 --> 01:14:47,567
I'm sorry.
1578
01:14:57,410 --> 01:14:59,078
- Goodbye.
- Bye.
1579
01:14:59,162 --> 01:15:01,080
Always good to see you.
1580
01:15:13,927 --> 01:15:15,511
All right.
1581
01:15:15,595 --> 01:15:16,679
Thanks.
1582
01:15:17,430 --> 01:15:21,392
Thanks for everything today,
1583
01:15:21,476 --> 01:15:23,728
but you didn't have to.
1584
01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:25,230
All I wanna do
is be here for you.
1585
01:15:25,313 --> 01:15:26,898
I get that,
1586
01:15:27,815 --> 01:15:32,737
but I don't want you to feel
like you have to protect me
1587
01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:35,323
just because Dad refused to.
1588
01:15:36,157 --> 01:15:37,408
Kelsa.
1589
01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:42,705
The mess between me
and your dad,
1590
01:15:43,831 --> 01:15:46,834
you can't think that's because
of you and being trans.
1591
01:15:47,585 --> 01:15:50,129
I mean, yeah, of course it is.
1592
01:15:50,672 --> 01:15:53,383
I was such a burden on you both
1593
01:15:54,634 --> 01:15:55,903
that your marriage
just couldn't take it.
1594
01:15:55,927 --> 01:15:58,012
You know our relationship
was cracking
1595
01:15:58,096 --> 01:15:59,264
long before any of that.
1596
01:15:59,347 --> 01:16:00,574
And I was what finally broke it.
1597
01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:02,225
Mom, it's fine.
1598
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:04,978
This is just what happens
when you're trans.
1599
01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:06,854
My relationship
couldn't take it either.
1600
01:16:06,938 --> 01:16:08,856
Like, it just is what it is.
1601
01:16:10,316 --> 01:16:12,568
Kelsa, no. Look at me.
1602
01:16:13,987 --> 01:16:15,405
Look at me.
1603
01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:21,786
Our relationship fell apart
1604
01:16:22,996 --> 01:16:24,289
for a million reasons
1605
01:16:24,372 --> 01:16:26,833
that had everything to do
with me and him
1606
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:29,043
and nothing to do with you.
1607
01:16:29,127 --> 01:16:30,127
Nothing.
1608
01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:35,967
You are the one thing
we got right!
1609
01:16:36,968 --> 01:16:39,429
And what's happening now,
1610
01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:42,598
with him not choosing
to be in your life,
1611
01:16:42,682 --> 01:16:44,600
that is his mistake.
1612
01:16:44,684 --> 01:16:48,354
That is his choice, his loss.
1613
01:16:48,438 --> 01:16:49,981
But I choose you.
1614
01:16:51,733 --> 01:16:52,942
I choose you.
1615
01:16:53,026 --> 01:16:55,194
Who you were then.
Who you are now.
1616
01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:56,154
Law of averages!
1617
01:16:56,237 --> 01:16:58,781
Law of averages is a fallacy.
1618
01:16:59,324 --> 01:17:00,742
It's not real.
1619
01:17:00,825 --> 01:17:02,744
You can say it
as many times as you want to,
1620
01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:04,078
but you are not average.
1621
01:17:04,162 --> 01:17:05,788
You are exceptional.
1622
01:17:05,872 --> 01:17:08,207
You are my incredibly
exceptional,
1623
01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:10,251
beautiful daughter!
1624
01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:12,086
And what is unique about you
1625
01:17:12,170 --> 01:17:14,422
does not make you hard to love.
1626
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:17,342
For anyone
that is worthy of you,
1627
01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:23,431
you are the easiest thing
to love in the world.
1628
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,103
Do you hear me?
1629
01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:34,108
Come here.
1630
01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:38,404
Oh, girl.
1631
01:17:40,448 --> 01:17:41,991
I'm so sorry.
1632
01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:46,079
But I'm not sorry
about that video, girl.
1633
01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:47,242
You can't put that back up.
1634
01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:49,290
I...
1635
01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:53,211
I took down my channel, so yeah.
1636
01:17:54,379 --> 01:17:55,963
Keep it down.
1637
01:17:56,047 --> 01:17:59,133
You have a few months
before you leave for college.
1638
01:17:59,217 --> 01:18:00,676
Make the most of it.
1639
01:18:35,336 --> 01:18:36,337
Hey.
1640
01:18:36,963 --> 01:18:39,173
Wow. Are those for me?
1641
01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:41,384
Yeah. Yeah.
1642
01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:42,552
Okay.
1643
01:18:43,469 --> 01:18:45,388
No one's ever
got me flowers before.
1644
01:18:46,305 --> 01:18:48,891
Yeah, um, someone did it
for me once.
1645
01:18:48,975 --> 01:18:51,394
It was a lot,
1646
01:18:51,769 --> 01:18:54,313
and also it was,
like, the best thing ever.
1647
01:18:56,524 --> 01:18:57,876
- Listen, I'm sorry about...
- So, like, I...
1648
01:18:57,900 --> 01:18:59,902
I had this,
1649
01:18:59,986 --> 01:19:02,131
- like, big old speech...
- You know, we don't have to...
1650
01:19:02,155 --> 01:19:03,197
Oh, okay. Um...
1651
01:19:04,866 --> 01:19:07,118
Why are we so awkward?
1652
01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:08,744
Uh...
1653
01:19:33,644 --> 01:19:35,813
The human male courts the female
1654
01:19:35,897 --> 01:19:38,900
through the green abyss
in a courting ritual,
1655
01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:41,152
hoping to get back
together as mates,
1656
01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:43,905
and now thanks to this new
Planet Earth technology,
1657
01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:47,158
we can finally witness
this rare phenomenon!
1658
01:20:14,602 --> 01:20:16,437
Hey, Reddit.
1659
01:20:16,521 --> 01:20:18,981
I know it's been a few months
since you've heard from me
1660
01:20:19,065 --> 01:20:20,775
and because
you clearly can't seem
1661
01:20:20,858 --> 01:20:22,568
to get enough
of my personal life,
1662
01:20:22,652 --> 01:20:25,029
here is one last update
for you all.
1663
01:20:25,947 --> 01:20:27,216
I can't look.
I can't look.
1664
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:28,950
- You nervous?
- Yes, I'm nervous!
1665
01:20:29,033 --> 01:20:30,511
- You should be.
- Why wouldn't I be nervous?
1666
01:20:30,535 --> 01:20:31,911
Hit it. Hit it.
1667
01:20:31,994 --> 01:20:33,496
All right.
I just did, but okay.
1668
01:20:33,579 --> 01:20:35,873
Here it is.
I think this is the one.
1669
01:20:36,374 --> 01:20:37,974
You said that
about the last seven times.
1670
01:20:38,042 --> 01:20:40,127
Yeah, well, Jesus. Just trying
to spread good energy.
1671
01:20:40,211 --> 01:20:42,046
Okay, okay.
I can't look. I can't look.
1672
01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:43,339
Okay.
1673
01:20:45,132 --> 01:20:46,509
Oh, man. Um...
1674
01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:47,677
What?
1675
01:20:48,636 --> 01:20:51,514
Your mom's
gonna be really bummed.
1676
01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:54,057
What?
1677
01:20:54,517 --> 01:20:56,519
You know,
that you got into UCLA.
1678
01:20:56,602 --> 01:20:57,645
Oh, my God!
1679
01:20:57,728 --> 01:20:59,814
On a partial scholarship!
1680
01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:01,107
Oh, my God!
1681
01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:02,608
- Yes!
- What?
1682
01:21:03,109 --> 01:21:05,128
My girlfriend got into
the college that she wanted
1683
01:21:05,152 --> 01:21:08,114
because she's the greatest
mind of our generation.
1684
01:21:08,197 --> 01:21:11,534
And the future's looking
pretty good for me too
1685
01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:13,953
because my parents
finally came around.
1686
01:21:14,036 --> 01:21:15,389
Who knew?
1687
01:21:15,413 --> 01:21:16,539
What? What's happening?
1688
01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:18,791
You're staying home.
1689
01:21:22,837 --> 01:21:23,879
Congrats!
1690
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,507
- Oh, my baby!
- Thank you.
1691
01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:29,927
- Congratulations.
- No, no, no!
1692
01:21:30,011 --> 01:21:31,572
- Do not touch me.
- Get him, get him, get him!
1693
01:21:31,596 --> 01:21:35,057
River Point High!
1694
01:21:35,141 --> 01:21:37,393
Graduation's a strange concept.
1695
01:21:37,685 --> 01:21:39,520
You look around seeing faces
1696
01:21:39,604 --> 01:21:41,981
you'll probably never see again.
1697
01:21:42,064 --> 01:21:44,191
And ones
you really hope you will.
1698
01:21:45,735 --> 01:21:47,028
Um, what else?
1699
01:21:47,653 --> 01:21:49,773
We spent pretty much every day
of the summer together.
1700
01:21:49,989 --> 01:21:50,989
Well, maybe not.
1701
01:21:51,699 --> 01:21:52,783
Yeah, no, every day.
1702
01:21:52,867 --> 01:21:53,951
- Welcome.
- Hey.
1703
01:21:54,035 --> 01:21:55,286
Entrez vous.
1704
01:21:55,369 --> 01:21:56,621
Hurry up. Come on.
1705
01:21:56,704 --> 01:21:57,704
Thank you.
1706
01:21:58,289 --> 01:22:00,374
The place is all ours.
1707
01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:02,793
Welcome to the Warhol.
1708
01:22:02,877 --> 01:22:05,171
This is The Big C.
1709
01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:07,298
You know, my grandmother
1710
01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:10,551
and Andy's mother
went to the same church.
1711
01:22:13,054 --> 01:22:14,805
Grace Jones.
1712
01:22:14,889 --> 01:22:16,641
All of this.
1713
01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:20,144
This is Marsha P. Johnson,
Candy Darling...
1714
01:22:20,519 --> 01:22:23,522
Now, I met Candy Darling
at the Pittsburgh Playhouse.
1715
01:22:23,606 --> 01:22:25,191
Gently, darlings.
1716
01:22:26,776 --> 01:22:28,569
Go, go, go.
1717
01:22:28,653 --> 01:22:29,820
Easy, easy, easy.
1718
01:22:29,904 --> 01:22:31,113
Read the sign on the wall.
1719
01:22:35,326 --> 01:22:37,370
Well, my mom finally decided
1720
01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:38,746
to give me back my computer.
1721
01:22:39,246 --> 01:22:41,957
So, I'm here to update you
on the latest.
1722
01:22:42,041 --> 01:22:44,960
I've always been so focused
on how to just survive,
1723
01:22:45,044 --> 01:22:48,297
but now I'm actually
thinking beyond that.
1724
01:22:48,381 --> 01:22:50,549
I can be soft and flawed.
1725
01:22:50,633 --> 01:22:52,259
I can make mistakes.
1726
01:22:52,343 --> 01:22:54,011
I can let myself go and trust
1727
01:22:54,095 --> 01:22:56,222
that people will love me for me.
1728
01:22:56,889 --> 01:22:58,766
I'm actually excited
about what's to come.
1729
01:22:59,433 --> 01:23:00,935
For the first time in my life,
1730
01:23:01,018 --> 01:23:03,938
I truly feel
anything's possible for me.
1731
01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:07,566
Our summer together...
1732
01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:10,194
was magical.
1733
01:23:10,945 --> 01:23:13,656
But we both knew what came next.
1734
01:23:18,285 --> 01:23:22,123
Okay, so they're closing
in five minutes.
1735
01:23:25,084 --> 01:23:26,794
We supposedly came here to talk,
1736
01:23:28,129 --> 01:23:29,672
so should we just do it?
1737
01:23:31,090 --> 01:23:32,258
Yeah.
1738
01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:34,385
Okay.
1739
01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:39,932
Talk mode.
1740
01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:41,767
- Talk mode.
- Um...
1741
01:23:42,810 --> 01:23:46,981
So, summer is ending soon.
1742
01:23:47,064 --> 01:23:49,567
I am aware of that, yeah.
1743
01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:52,361
Yeah. Uh...
1744
01:23:54,947 --> 01:23:56,866
So, what's gonna happen with us?
1745
01:23:58,617 --> 01:24:00,619
Well, you wanna do
long distance?
1746
01:24:10,337 --> 01:24:11,338
No.
1747
01:24:12,506 --> 01:24:13,883
Yeah.
1748
01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:15,509
Right?
Like, it would only be
1749
01:24:15,593 --> 01:24:17,386
about us meeting up
for Thanksgiving,
1750
01:24:18,012 --> 01:24:19,513
New Year's,
1751
01:24:19,597 --> 01:24:20,765
summer,
1752
01:24:21,515 --> 01:24:24,769
until one of us
meets someone else
1753
01:24:24,852 --> 01:24:26,353
and breaks
the other one's heart.
1754
01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:29,398
Yeah, that sounds
very, very complicated.
1755
01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:31,567
Yeah.
1756
01:24:36,739 --> 01:24:39,784
I feel like for the first time
in my life,
1757
01:24:39,867 --> 01:24:43,037
I can just exist in this world.
1758
01:24:44,538 --> 01:24:45,539
And...
1759
01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,627
I know it's gonna be hard,
1760
01:24:51,295 --> 01:24:54,298
but I don't want to just exist.
1761
01:24:56,467 --> 01:24:59,303
I need to find out
what else I'm capable of.
1762
01:24:59,386 --> 01:25:00,930
I agree, yeah.
1763
01:25:01,972 --> 01:25:03,307
So, um...
1764
01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:12,149
Are we broken up then, I guess?
1765
01:25:17,404 --> 01:25:18,724
I'm gonna miss you so much.
1766
01:25:19,573 --> 01:25:20,658
Me too.
1767
01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:31,377
I'm gonna walk home alone
if that's okay?
1768
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:32,711
Yeah, yeah.
1769
01:25:32,795 --> 01:25:35,047
I'm just gonna, you know,
stick around here.
1770
01:25:36,590 --> 01:25:38,592
Okay. Okay.
1771
01:25:43,347 --> 01:25:44,348
Kelsa, wait.
1772
01:25:59,613 --> 01:26:00,948
I love you.
1773
01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:03,117
I love you.
1774
01:26:12,501 --> 01:26:13,627
Okay.
1775
01:26:13,711 --> 01:26:16,255
Well, you know
since we're breaking up,
1776
01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:20,009
I don't wanna feel
like I missed anything.
1777
01:26:20,801 --> 01:26:21,927
Okay...
1778
01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:24,638
I'm trying to think if,
1779
01:26:24,722 --> 01:26:27,224
you know, there's something
about you that I don't know.
1780
01:26:30,227 --> 01:26:32,271
Okay. I know what that is.
1781
01:26:32,354 --> 01:26:33,355
Okay?
1782
01:26:35,649 --> 01:26:36,942
What's your favorite animal?
1783
01:26:41,071 --> 01:26:42,072
Huh.
1784
01:26:45,618 --> 01:26:47,328
Believe it or not, I don't know.
1785
01:26:50,164 --> 01:26:52,166
I'd have to think about it.
1786
01:26:54,168 --> 01:26:55,168
Um...
1787
01:26:55,586 --> 01:26:56,629
Okay.
1788
01:27:34,416 --> 01:27:36,752
Kelsa taught me a lot of things.
1789
01:27:37,878 --> 01:27:40,631
And while nothing is permanent,
1790
01:27:40,714 --> 01:27:43,425
I will always be grateful
for what we had.
1791
01:27:44,426 --> 01:27:48,555
And with that, I am signing off.
1792
01:27:52,017 --> 01:27:53,560
Come on, let the master work.
1793
01:27:53,644 --> 01:27:55,354
Stop! I'll catch up in a bit.
1794
01:27:55,437 --> 01:27:56,647
See you over there.
1795
01:28:20,379 --> 01:28:21,755
Hello.
1796
01:28:21,839 --> 01:28:23,882
Um, don't mind
the new background.
1797
01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:26,593
I did move into a college dorm,
1798
01:28:26,677 --> 01:28:29,555
and a little incident last year
1799
01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:31,849
slightly upped
my subscriber count,
1800
01:28:31,932 --> 01:28:33,142
but don't worry.
1801
01:28:33,392 --> 01:28:35,185
I'm still me,
giving you the best
1802
01:28:35,269 --> 01:28:38,939
in slightly-above-par
trans YouTube content.
1803
01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:42,276
I was asked this question
a while ago
1804
01:28:42,359 --> 01:28:44,570
by someone I love.
1805
01:28:44,653 --> 01:28:48,574
And I think I finally
have the answer.
1806
01:28:48,657 --> 01:28:50,701
So, here we go.
1807
01:28:52,453 --> 01:28:54,079
The marsh harrier
is a bird of prey
1808
01:28:54,163 --> 01:28:57,833
that makes its home
over fields and reed beds.
1809
01:28:57,916 --> 01:29:01,420
And it's known for its sharp
and precise hunting,
1810
01:29:01,503 --> 01:29:04,048
as well as its daring
courtship displays.
1811
01:29:04,673 --> 01:29:07,968
About two years
into their lifespan,
1812
01:29:08,052 --> 01:29:11,221
some males will undergo
a metamorphosis
1813
01:29:11,305 --> 01:29:13,474
which changes the color
1814
01:29:13,557 --> 01:29:15,851
of some of their feathers
from a foggy gray
1815
01:29:15,934 --> 01:29:18,979
to the creamy brown likeness
of the female.
1816
01:29:19,063 --> 01:29:22,524
So, I like to say
my favorite animal
1817
01:29:22,608 --> 01:29:24,443
is the marsh harrier
1818
01:29:24,526 --> 01:29:30,032
because of its magnificent
and unique sky-dancing antics.
1819
01:29:30,657 --> 01:29:33,535
But to myself, I can say,
1820
01:29:33,619 --> 01:29:38,874
"Look at that beautiful,
talented trans girl,
1821
01:29:38,957 --> 01:29:42,961
"and look how high she soars."