1 00:00:20,822 --> 00:00:23,561 I'm gonna kill somebody if we don't get a drink. 2 00:00:23,594 --> 00:00:25,230 Lead the way. 3 00:00:26,570 --> 00:00:28,605 Hi. Can I get two vodka Red Bulls? 4 00:00:28,638 --> 00:00:31,148 - Yeah. - Thank you. 5 00:00:31,173 --> 00:00:32,746 It's sad out there. 6 00:00:32,779 --> 00:00:34,759 You think it's douchelord night and nobody told us? 7 00:00:34,783 --> 00:00:36,621 You're terrible, you know that? 8 00:00:36,654 --> 00:00:38,157 I'm just telling it like it is. 9 00:00:38,190 --> 00:00:40,595 Like, some people should not be allowed in public 10 00:00:40,628 --> 00:00:41,798 without a warning label. 11 00:00:41,831 --> 00:00:46,641 Okay, cheers to getting what we want 12 00:00:46,674 --> 00:00:48,277 but never what we deserve. 13 00:00:48,310 --> 00:00:53,555 To everything in moderation, especially moderation. 14 00:00:57,261 --> 00:00:59,432 Only way to save this night might be to break out 15 00:00:59,465 --> 00:01:00,200 the edibles. 16 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:03,306 - Speaking of edibles. 17 00:01:06,346 --> 00:01:07,281 Shit. 18 00:01:07,315 --> 00:01:10,655 Why do guys like that never come in pairs? 19 00:01:10,688 --> 00:01:14,530 You know what that means. I saw him first. 20 00:01:14,563 --> 00:01:16,266 All right, just watch yourself. 21 00:01:16,299 --> 00:01:19,506 It's not exactly the safest world out there right now. 22 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:22,277 Don't end up on the news. 23 00:01:33,668 --> 00:01:34,846 Didn't mean to scare off your friend. 24 00:01:34,870 --> 00:01:36,774 It's okay. I believe everybody 25 00:01:36,807 --> 00:01:38,945 should be a little scared now and then. 26 00:01:38,978 --> 00:01:42,720 What about you? You like getting scared? 27 00:01:42,753 --> 00:01:46,661 I'd rather give than receive. 28 00:01:46,694 --> 00:01:47,896 I believe that. 29 00:01:47,929 --> 00:01:50,602 You gonna tell me your name? 30 00:01:50,635 --> 00:01:53,373 Marci. 31 00:01:55,812 --> 00:01:58,516 I'm Wyatt. 32 00:02:43,674 --> 00:02:46,146 - Oh, yes! 33 00:02:50,622 --> 00:02:51,891 That was... 34 00:02:51,924 --> 00:02:54,028 that was a fucking ride. 35 00:02:54,061 --> 00:02:56,299 Yeah. 36 00:02:56,332 --> 00:02:58,905 All right, cowboy, time to saddle up. 37 00:02:58,938 --> 00:03:00,775 I'm not a fucking pillow. 38 00:03:00,808 --> 00:03:02,646 Okay, okay. 39 00:03:02,679 --> 00:03:04,515 Jesus. 40 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:10,662 I guess this is the part where you ask for my number. 41 00:03:10,695 --> 00:03:11,831 It is? 42 00:03:11,864 --> 00:03:13,433 Then you ask if I want to see you again, 43 00:03:13,466 --> 00:03:16,006 and then you're texting me every day, and soon after that, 44 00:03:16,039 --> 00:03:18,645 it's "Why aren't we getting serious?" 45 00:03:18,678 --> 00:03:20,882 Ooh, boy. I move fast. 46 00:03:20,915 --> 00:03:22,820 You're all the same. 47 00:03:22,853 --> 00:03:25,057 You, my ex, all of you. 48 00:03:25,090 --> 00:03:27,996 You act like you just want to party, that... 49 00:03:28,029 --> 00:03:30,702 you're out for a good time, but... 50 00:03:30,735 --> 00:03:32,906 oh, what you really want is a mark. 51 00:03:34,877 --> 00:03:37,315 From the bottom of my heart, Cowboy, 52 00:03:37,348 --> 00:03:41,724 there is only want one thing I want from you, just one thing. 53 00:03:41,757 --> 00:03:43,728 Yeah. Here it comes. 54 00:03:43,761 --> 00:03:46,466 Get the fuck out of my car. 55 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:01,631 What's your problem? 56 00:04:03,935 --> 00:04:06,439 Oh, okay, okay. 57 00:04:10,748 --> 00:04:12,417 Go. 58 00:04:14,556 --> 00:04:19,465 Okay, I mean, if you want to get nasty, let's get nasty. 59 00:04:35,932 --> 00:04:39,405 - What the fuck? 60 00:04:55,805 --> 00:04:58,343 Oh, my God. 61 00:06:13,193 --> 00:06:15,532 You had to outrun him? 62 00:06:15,565 --> 00:06:19,105 He was just some creep, Chaz. Probably just drunk. 63 00:06:19,138 --> 00:06:21,042 - What did he look like? - I don't know. 64 00:06:21,075 --> 00:06:23,113 I didn't get to look at him. It was way too dark. 65 00:06:23,146 --> 00:06:26,086 So, how do you know he didn't follow you home? 66 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,490 I'm telling you, I lost him. 67 00:06:28,523 --> 00:06:31,864 If you're really so worried, then just go check outside. 68 00:06:31,897 --> 00:06:33,033 He's not there. 69 00:06:33,066 --> 00:06:35,671 Have you been checking the news? 70 00:06:36,907 --> 00:06:38,243 People missing from nightclubs. 71 00:06:38,276 --> 00:06:41,717 Maybe there's a serial killer. It is all over the place. 72 00:06:43,086 --> 00:06:45,558 Maybe you should try Internet dating for a while. 73 00:06:46,292 --> 00:06:49,566 No way. Internet dating's a freak show. 74 00:06:49,599 --> 00:06:53,040 Okay, well, then, maybe I should come out with you at night. 75 00:06:53,073 --> 00:06:55,110 Oh, I-I know that that is crossing a boundary, 76 00:06:55,143 --> 00:06:56,523 but we don't have to go together, okay? 77 00:06:56,547 --> 00:06:58,216 We can just be in the same building. 78 00:06:58,249 --> 00:07:00,187 Just because you're worried about me 79 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:03,226 doesn't mean you get to torch our lives. 80 00:07:03,259 --> 00:07:05,565 I don't want to torch our lives. 81 00:07:05,598 --> 00:07:07,638 I'm just trying to make sure that you're being safe. 82 00:07:07,669 --> 00:07:11,777 Well, it really just feels like you want things to be different. 83 00:07:11,810 --> 00:07:13,146 The way that they were. 84 00:07:13,179 --> 00:07:16,854 No. No, no, no. Hey. 85 00:07:16,887 --> 00:07:18,056 No regrets. Okay? 86 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:21,697 I am in this marriage with open eyes. 87 00:07:22,397 --> 00:07:24,736 I just want you to be happy. 88 00:07:35,223 --> 00:07:38,196 I don't think you should cover this. 89 00:07:38,229 --> 00:07:41,502 It's part of you and I love it. 90 00:07:43,106 --> 00:07:45,310 When you say you want me to be happy, Chaz, 91 00:07:45,343 --> 00:07:49,820 it's like I forced you into this. 92 00:07:49,853 --> 00:07:52,826 I mean, aren't you? 93 00:07:52,859 --> 00:07:53,928 Aren't I what? 94 00:07:53,961 --> 00:07:55,063 Happy. 95 00:07:55,096 --> 00:07:57,001 Yes. Yes, of course. 96 00:07:57,034 --> 00:07:58,103 But I could be happier. 97 00:07:58,136 --> 00:08:00,708 Okay? I-It's been a while. 98 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:04,950 And if we don't share anything, we don't have a relationship, 99 00:08:04,983 --> 00:08:07,154 open or closed or whatever. 100 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:10,895 Well, we share more than most people ever do. 101 00:08:10,928 --> 00:08:13,835 Hey. 102 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,003 We could share more. 103 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,574 Okay? 104 00:08:16,607 --> 00:08:19,212 I'm supposed to be the primary partner, 105 00:08:19,245 --> 00:08:22,618 but sometimes it feels like I come in second. 106 00:08:27,929 --> 00:08:30,067 I'm sorry, Chaz. I'm... 107 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,904 I'm tired. I want to go to bed. 108 00:08:31,937 --> 00:08:34,709 It's been a crazy night. 109 00:08:36,179 --> 00:08:39,351 Crazy for you, not for me. 110 00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:04,355 Hey. 111 00:10:04,388 --> 00:10:08,831 Jesus. Fuck. Chaz. 112 00:10:08,864 --> 00:10:11,302 It's after 3:00. What are... What are you doing down here? 113 00:10:11,335 --> 00:10:14,242 I came to check the locks. Thought I heard a noise. 114 00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:17,381 - What'd you hear? - I... I don't know. 115 00:10:17,414 --> 00:10:20,888 I was sleeping, so probably just nothing. 116 00:10:22,391 --> 00:10:24,362 You think it's that guy in the Jeep, don't you? 117 00:10:24,395 --> 00:10:26,165 It's literally nothing. 118 00:10:26,198 --> 00:10:27,238 I thought I heard a noise, 119 00:10:27,267 --> 00:10:28,403 I checked, nobody's here. 120 00:10:28,436 --> 00:10:31,944 Can we just go to bed, please? 121 00:10:36,787 --> 00:10:40,728 Some guys have a hard time with the whole open marriage thing. 122 00:10:40,761 --> 00:10:42,473 Like, they try and say they're okay with it, 123 00:10:42,497 --> 00:10:44,444 but they're really all fucked up in the head about it. 124 00:10:44,468 --> 00:10:47,508 Well, you know Chaz. You think he's like that? 125 00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:49,378 Girl, I think they're all like that. 126 00:10:49,411 --> 00:10:51,316 How long have you guys been trying this? 127 00:10:51,349 --> 00:10:53,253 - Eight months. - He's probably just mad 128 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,290 he's not getting as much action as you. 129 00:10:55,323 --> 00:10:57,729 - Well, he could. - Check this out. 130 00:10:57,762 --> 00:11:00,334 "A 22-year-old local woman is missing 131 00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:02,504 "after a night of partying at the Enigma dance club. 132 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,508 "Police fear her disappearance may be tied 133 00:11:04,542 --> 00:11:07,348 to other recent disappearances from clubs in the area." 134 00:11:07,381 --> 00:11:09,318 How does this not make you think? 135 00:11:09,351 --> 00:11:10,496 The Wrangler that was following you, 136 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,360 flashing his lights at you like that, 137 00:11:13,393 --> 00:11:14,739 it's exactly like the urban legend. 138 00:11:14,763 --> 00:11:18,503 So, this woman is driving home from work late at night 139 00:11:18,537 --> 00:11:20,282 when suddenly, this van starts following her. 140 00:11:23,479 --> 00:11:26,252 It keeps flashing its high beams at her, 141 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,123 even rams her car. 142 00:11:28,156 --> 00:11:30,026 So, eventually, she outruns him. 143 00:11:30,594 --> 00:11:32,298 So she thinks it's all over, right? 144 00:11:32,331 --> 00:11:34,001 Except it's not. 145 00:11:38,409 --> 00:11:39,922 It wasn't until she got home that she realized 146 00:11:39,946 --> 00:11:44,021 the guy flashing his high beams was trying to warn her. 147 00:11:44,589 --> 00:11:47,194 Her friends found her body the next day. 148 00:11:47,227 --> 00:11:49,899 And guess where her head was. 149 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,846 If there was a killer in my back seat, 150 00:11:51,870 --> 00:11:55,243 then he's still there, because, hello, 151 00:11:55,276 --> 00:11:57,414 I'm alive, and thriving. 152 00:11:57,447 --> 00:11:59,452 You know, this missing guy looks familiar. 153 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:02,257 Piper, there is not a serial killer 154 00:12:02,290 --> 00:12:03,526 or urban legend in the world 155 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,499 that's gonna stop me from doing my thing. 156 00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:09,840 And you better not even think about ditching me tonight. 157 00:12:09,873 --> 00:12:12,411 I guess someone's got to watch your back. 158 00:12:12,444 --> 00:12:15,283 But no more doing guys in your car, okay? 159 00:12:18,222 --> 00:12:21,162 Yeah. 160 00:12:21,195 --> 00:12:23,233 Fuck. 161 00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:25,437 Fuck me. 162 00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:28,276 How do you fuck me so hard 163 00:12:28,309 --> 00:12:31,916 but you make me feel like I'm not even here? 164 00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:36,125 - Practice. 165 00:12:36,158 --> 00:12:37,361 - Mm. 166 00:12:37,394 --> 00:12:39,599 Sign me up for more of that. 167 00:12:39,632 --> 00:12:45,110 Did you want to go back inside or do you want to hang out here? 168 00:12:50,286 --> 00:12:51,389 Who's that? 169 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,594 You need to leave. 170 00:12:53,627 --> 00:12:57,501 - Okay. Just hold on, let me... - Right now. 171 00:12:57,535 --> 00:12:59,906 Yeah, no, I heard you. 172 00:13:00,507 --> 00:13:04,014 - Keep going. - Jesus. Crazy-ass bitch. 173 00:13:05,383 --> 00:13:07,488 What are you doing here, Piper? 174 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:10,427 I could ask you the same thing. You promised me. 175 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:13,433 I said I wouldn't take a guy back to my car. 176 00:13:13,466 --> 00:13:14,936 Cute. 177 00:13:14,969 --> 00:13:16,949 Just tell me, are you, like, a sex addict or something? 178 00:13:16,973 --> 00:13:20,213 Is this something you can't control, or, like, are you... 179 00:13:20,246 --> 00:13:21,884 What? Am I what? 180 00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:24,221 Okay, I'm not a psychiatrist, but is this you 181 00:13:24,254 --> 00:13:25,490 making up for high school? 182 00:13:25,523 --> 00:13:27,261 'Cause that's, like, really fucked up. 183 00:13:27,294 --> 00:13:29,265 Oh, my God. 184 00:13:29,298 --> 00:13:30,668 I just want to have some fun. 185 00:13:30,701 --> 00:13:34,241 Am I not allowed to have some fucking fun? 186 00:13:34,274 --> 00:13:35,510 I'm tired of being ditched. 187 00:13:35,544 --> 00:13:37,414 You're just using me to get creeps and skanks 188 00:13:37,447 --> 00:13:39,518 out to your car while you bang away. 189 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:40,964 And I know I'm supposed to be supportive and, like, 190 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,561 not judgmental, but that's really fucking sick. 191 00:13:43,594 --> 00:13:45,531 I can't tell if you're actually angry at me 192 00:13:45,564 --> 00:13:48,436 - or you're just jealous. 193 00:13:48,469 --> 00:13:50,440 I'm done. I'm done with you. That's what I am. 194 00:13:50,473 --> 00:13:52,945 - Good. - Your husband's right. 195 00:13:53,513 --> 00:13:56,452 - Fuck you, Piper. - You're a disgusting freak. 196 00:13:56,485 --> 00:13:59,024 Fucking bitch! 197 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:41,710 Hey. 198 00:14:41,743 --> 00:14:44,683 Anyone ever tell you you look a lot like my husband? 199 00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:48,389 Marci. Hey, you're-you're here. 200 00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:50,293 Yeah, I am here. So are you. 201 00:14:50,326 --> 00:14:51,530 What are you doing here? 202 00:14:51,563 --> 00:14:53,567 Well, you told me to get out more, so I'm out. 203 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,640 I didn't mean to start following me around. 204 00:14:56,673 --> 00:15:00,347 Jesus, between you and Piper, I feel like I'm in prison. 205 00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:01,683 I'm not following you around. 206 00:15:01,716 --> 00:15:03,630 Okay? I-I didn't even know you were gonna be here. 207 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:05,390 All right? What's up with Piper? 208 00:15:05,423 --> 00:15:06,593 Do not change the subject. 209 00:15:06,626 --> 00:15:08,564 You knew exactly where I was going tonight. 210 00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:10,433 If we're gonna start lying to each other now, 211 00:15:10,466 --> 00:15:12,504 - this just isn't gonna work. - Okay. 212 00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:15,010 All right, fine, fine. I'm worried about you. 213 00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:17,347 Okay? I'm-I'm watching out for you. 214 00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:18,516 That's what I'm doing. 215 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,020 It's called being your husband. 216 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,723 I'm not having this conversation here. 217 00:15:21,756 --> 00:15:24,461 This is not the time or place. 218 00:15:24,494 --> 00:15:26,733 I came here to be free, to have fun. 219 00:15:26,766 --> 00:15:28,771 I can't do either of those things 220 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,409 if you're standing around like a fucking chaperone. 221 00:15:31,442 --> 00:15:34,281 So do I leave or do you? 222 00:16:36,773 --> 00:16:38,744 Come on! Let's go! 223 00:16:38,777 --> 00:16:40,422 Shit, I have to go. I'll call you later. 224 00:16:40,446 --> 00:16:43,319 No, I'll call you. 225 00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:19,525 7... 226 00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:23,366 1-1-8-8-X-9. 227 00:17:23,399 --> 00:17:25,337 7-1-1-8... 228 00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:26,038 8-X-9. 229 00:17:26,072 --> 00:17:27,407 - Shit. 230 00:18:03,847 --> 00:18:05,885 I don't want to do this. 231 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,959 I tried to tell myself that I was okay with it, 232 00:18:09,992 --> 00:18:12,206 that it didn't matter what you were doing with other people 233 00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:14,803 as long as I was number one, but I'm not number one. 234 00:18:14,836 --> 00:18:16,749 I'm just some guy that you share a mortgage with. 235 00:18:16,773 --> 00:18:18,644 - That's not true. - Come on. 236 00:18:18,677 --> 00:18:20,346 We said no lying. 237 00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:25,624 I just have something inside of me 238 00:18:25,657 --> 00:18:29,097 that's always hungry. 239 00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:31,770 And I can't stop. 240 00:18:31,803 --> 00:18:33,940 And I can't keep going this way. 241 00:18:34,575 --> 00:18:35,711 So what do you want to do? 242 00:18:35,744 --> 00:18:36,780 I got to think about it. 243 00:18:36,813 --> 00:18:39,586 Maybe I get an apartment, we... 244 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,855 spend some time alone, 245 00:18:40,888 --> 00:18:44,260 - see where we come out. 246 00:19:01,563 --> 00:19:04,267 Chaz? 247 00:19:17,728 --> 00:19:20,232 That's you. 248 00:19:26,713 --> 00:19:29,284 So that's where you work. 249 00:19:39,739 --> 00:19:42,276 There you are. 250 00:20:07,761 --> 00:20:09,899 Hi. 251 00:20:09,932 --> 00:20:12,037 - Can I help you? - Hi. 252 00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:17,548 Um, I'm looking for a new cutlery set. 253 00:20:17,581 --> 00:20:19,050 Cutlery. 254 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,890 You came at the perfect time, 255 00:20:21,923 --> 00:20:24,929 because we're having a sale on cutlery. 256 00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:29,371 This one here... ooh... 50% off. 257 00:20:29,404 --> 00:20:33,614 Recommended by the Food Network. High-carbon stainless steel. 258 00:20:33,647 --> 00:20:35,684 She is a beaut. 259 00:20:35,717 --> 00:20:37,655 - Is that good? - Oh, yeah, it's the best. 260 00:20:37,688 --> 00:20:38,891 And it's functional. 261 00:20:38,924 --> 00:20:40,828 If I were on the market for another set, 262 00:20:40,861 --> 00:20:42,106 this would absolutely be the one I would get. 263 00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:45,671 In fact, I have one of these bad boys at my house. 264 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,642 Oh. 265 00:20:47,675 --> 00:20:50,346 Try it. 266 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,121 You feel how there's a nice balance 267 00:20:54,154 --> 00:20:56,091 between the handle and the blade? 268 00:20:56,124 --> 00:21:00,634 A good knife should feel like an extension 269 00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:02,037 of one's hand. 270 00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:04,976 I never thought about it, uh, like that. 271 00:21:05,009 --> 00:21:08,550 I'm not much of a chef. 272 00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:09,417 No? 273 00:21:09,451 --> 00:21:12,624 Well, if you don't use it for cooking... 274 00:21:13,425 --> 00:21:15,831 you can always use it to get rid of your boyfriend. 275 00:21:17,868 --> 00:21:20,674 I don't have a boyfriend. 276 00:21:20,707 --> 00:21:21,843 How's that possible? 277 00:21:21,876 --> 00:21:23,981 I have a husband. 278 00:21:24,014 --> 00:21:26,118 Ah. Well, that's a disappointment for me. 279 00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:29,558 Well, this would work on your husband. 280 00:21:30,994 --> 00:21:32,798 Is there anything else I can help you with? 281 00:21:32,831 --> 00:21:35,403 No. Mm-mm. I-I've seen enough. 282 00:21:35,436 --> 00:21:37,975 I'm gonna be late for work. Thank you. 283 00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:40,681 Well, if you decide to come back, 284 00:21:40,714 --> 00:21:42,283 I'm here till 7:00. 285 00:21:43,653 --> 00:21:45,122 My name's Paul. 286 00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:28,569 Hey! 287 00:25:29,304 --> 00:25:31,141 What are you doing in my house? 288 00:25:31,174 --> 00:25:33,613 You swing at me with that, you better not miss. 289 00:25:35,115 --> 00:25:37,187 Wait, I know you. 290 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:39,324 You were at the store today, asking about knives. 291 00:25:39,357 --> 00:25:42,063 Yeah, you didn't lie to me. You do own these. 292 00:25:42,096 --> 00:25:44,334 Yeah. I'm gonna ask one more time. 293 00:25:44,367 --> 00:25:46,940 Uh, what are... What are you doing in my house? 294 00:25:46,973 --> 00:25:49,077 The other night, the Nirvana club, 295 00:25:49,110 --> 00:25:52,217 I was driving home and you came up behind me, 296 00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:54,956 you kept flashing your high beams at me over and over, 297 00:25:54,989 --> 00:25:56,124 and then you ran into me. 298 00:25:56,157 --> 00:25:58,195 - Why? - Holy shit, that was you? 299 00:25:58,228 --> 00:25:59,665 Yes, and you freaked me out. 300 00:25:59,698 --> 00:26:01,377 - How did you even find me? - What does it matter? 301 00:26:01,401 --> 00:26:03,305 I told you why I came here, so just... 302 00:26:03,338 --> 00:26:06,111 just tell me why you were following me. 303 00:26:06,144 --> 00:26:07,180 I was trying to help you. 304 00:26:07,213 --> 00:26:08,215 By ramming into me? 305 00:26:08,248 --> 00:26:10,854 How? How is that helping me? 306 00:26:10,887 --> 00:26:11,956 I needed to warn you. 307 00:26:11,989 --> 00:26:13,926 Warn me about what? 308 00:26:30,259 --> 00:26:33,699 Take your time, beautiful. 309 00:26:36,104 --> 00:26:38,341 What the fuck? 310 00:26:40,246 --> 00:26:43,118 - Shit. Come on, man. 311 00:26:43,151 --> 00:26:46,158 Come on, guy. Move. Fucking move. 312 00:26:46,191 --> 00:26:48,729 - Shit. 313 00:26:51,201 --> 00:26:52,412 That's why you were flashing me? 314 00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:54,307 You thought you saw someone in my back seat? 315 00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:56,722 No, no, no, I didn't think I saw someone, I know I saw someone. 316 00:26:56,746 --> 00:26:59,159 And with the newspapers talking about a possible serial killer 317 00:26:59,183 --> 00:27:01,822 on the loose, I thought you might be next. 318 00:27:03,025 --> 00:27:05,697 Oh, shit. Lady. 319 00:27:07,033 --> 00:27:09,137 Fucking look at me. 320 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,876 - Come on. 321 00:27:22,931 --> 00:27:24,000 Shit. 322 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,804 Fuck. 323 00:27:25,837 --> 00:27:26,906 Come on. 324 00:27:30,312 --> 00:27:33,719 - Sorry... 325 00:27:35,356 --> 00:27:36,926 - Shit. 326 00:27:47,914 --> 00:27:49,751 Fuck. 327 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:10,092 Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. 328 00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:11,328 I don't know where you went. 329 00:28:11,361 --> 00:28:12,507 You just disappeared, you were gone. 330 00:28:12,531 --> 00:28:15,369 - I was behind the car wash. - Damn. 331 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,206 I must have drove around for 30 minutes. 332 00:28:17,239 --> 00:28:19,477 I even called the cops, but I didn't have 333 00:28:19,510 --> 00:28:22,216 anything to tell them that they could act on, 334 00:28:22,249 --> 00:28:24,087 because I didn't get your license plate. 335 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,222 Well, I got yours. 336 00:28:25,255 --> 00:28:27,226 Wait, does this mean, last night, 337 00:28:27,259 --> 00:28:29,230 - that that was you following me? - Yeah. 338 00:28:29,263 --> 00:28:30,366 Who did you think it was? 339 00:28:30,399 --> 00:28:31,545 I thought it might've been the killer. 340 00:28:31,569 --> 00:28:34,374 I thought that he must've killed you 341 00:28:34,407 --> 00:28:37,480 and took your car, that he'd come for me. 342 00:28:37,513 --> 00:28:42,223 Wow, you've got one hell of an imagination, you know that? 343 00:28:42,256 --> 00:28:46,231 But as you can see, I'm not dead, 344 00:28:46,264 --> 00:28:48,502 so, I mean, 345 00:28:48,536 --> 00:28:51,408 whoever you thought you saw in my back seat 346 00:28:51,441 --> 00:28:53,379 wasn't a serial killer. 347 00:28:53,412 --> 00:28:55,383 Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. 348 00:28:55,416 --> 00:28:59,391 Well, maybe you didn't see what you thought you saw. 349 00:28:59,424 --> 00:29:01,128 I mean, I should thank you. 350 00:29:01,161 --> 00:29:03,032 - Thank me? - Yeah. 351 00:29:03,065 --> 00:29:04,902 You did try and save me. 352 00:29:04,935 --> 00:29:08,308 And not a lot of people put their neck out like that. 353 00:29:08,341 --> 00:29:10,145 Not in today's world. 354 00:29:10,613 --> 00:29:15,423 Yeah. Are you sure that there was no one else in your car? 355 00:29:15,456 --> 00:29:18,429 I think I would've noticed something like that. 356 00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:24,140 Wow, this is, like, such a funny story, how we met. 357 00:29:24,173 --> 00:29:27,881 And now I know where you live... 358 00:29:28,315 --> 00:29:30,386 and you know who I am, 359 00:29:30,419 --> 00:29:34,995 so maybe we could get together. 360 00:29:36,297 --> 00:29:38,134 I actually don't know your name. 361 00:29:40,239 --> 00:29:42,443 My name's Marci. 362 00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:45,349 What the fuck? What'd you do to me? 363 00:29:45,382 --> 00:29:48,322 - Night, night. - You fucking crazy bitch. 364 00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:51,061 - Fucking kill you... 365 00:29:51,094 --> 00:29:53,332 Fucking bitch. 366 00:29:53,365 --> 00:29:55,035 - Fuck you... 367 00:29:57,339 --> 00:29:58,409 Fucking bitch. 368 00:29:58,442 --> 00:30:01,047 I tried to fucking help you. 369 00:30:07,359 --> 00:30:09,565 - Are you okay? 370 00:30:09,598 --> 00:30:11,569 - What are you doing here? - Don't be mad. 371 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:13,606 - Oh, my God. - I'm-I'm still following you. 372 00:30:13,639 --> 00:30:18,081 Okay? I-I... I can't help it, Marci. 373 00:30:18,114 --> 00:30:19,918 I worry about you. 374 00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:21,488 I told you, you need 375 00:30:21,521 --> 00:30:24,394 to start using something stronger. 376 00:30:24,427 --> 00:30:27,032 This stuff takes too long. 377 00:30:38,054 --> 00:30:40,025 Okay. There. 378 00:30:41,261 --> 00:30:42,497 Still sore? 379 00:30:42,531 --> 00:30:47,507 A little, but I think the Advil's kicking in. 380 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:50,312 Are you sure you don't want to lay down for a while? 381 00:30:50,345 --> 00:30:51,457 I can keep an eye on your guest. 382 00:30:51,481 --> 00:30:55,055 No, I feel better when I work. 383 00:31:02,269 --> 00:31:04,073 I don't deserve you. 384 00:31:05,543 --> 00:31:08,616 I found an apartment in the city. 385 00:31:08,649 --> 00:31:11,922 I can move in as soon as tomorrow. 386 00:31:12,691 --> 00:31:15,262 Let me know when you're done and I'll help you finish up 387 00:31:15,295 --> 00:31:17,065 one last time. 388 00:31:39,678 --> 00:31:44,086 - Oh, you're awake. 389 00:31:46,024 --> 00:31:50,733 A little bruising, but nothing makeup can't hide. 390 00:31:52,469 --> 00:31:54,542 Actually, it was kind of exciting. 391 00:31:54,575 --> 00:31:58,448 I didn't know I was one of those girls who like to be choked, 392 00:31:58,481 --> 00:32:01,989 so thanks for opening up that door. 393 00:32:05,630 --> 00:32:09,504 You're probably wondering what's going to happen to you. 394 00:32:09,538 --> 00:32:11,441 Don't worry. I'm going to tell you. 395 00:32:11,474 --> 00:32:13,445 I like all my guests to know 396 00:32:13,478 --> 00:32:15,248 exactly what's going to happen to them. 397 00:32:17,353 --> 00:32:20,760 You get more out of it. 398 00:32:31,615 --> 00:32:34,622 Too bad your luck isn't as good as your eyesight, 399 00:32:34,655 --> 00:32:36,592 because you were right. 400 00:32:36,625 --> 00:32:39,197 There was someone in my back seat, but... 401 00:32:39,230 --> 00:32:40,466 he wasn't a killer, 402 00:32:40,499 --> 00:32:42,436 he was a victim. 403 00:32:42,469 --> 00:32:44,608 My sixth, to be exact. 404 00:32:44,641 --> 00:32:47,614 The media hasn't caught up yet, but that's okay, 405 00:32:47,647 --> 00:32:49,752 'cause some people just aren't missed. 406 00:32:49,785 --> 00:32:52,591 I'm not doing this for the likes, 407 00:32:52,624 --> 00:32:54,828 I am doing this as a public service. 408 00:32:54,861 --> 00:32:58,703 I am ridding the world of entitled assholes 409 00:32:58,736 --> 00:33:00,774 who think they're all that. 410 00:33:00,807 --> 00:33:02,844 And now, they're all buried in my wine cellar, 411 00:33:02,877 --> 00:33:07,386 including that waste of space that you saw in my back seat. 412 00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,324 Although he was a real prize. 413 00:33:09,357 --> 00:33:10,794 Textbook misogynist. 414 00:33:10,827 --> 00:33:12,598 From the bottom of my heart, Cowboy, 415 00:33:12,631 --> 00:33:14,735 there is just one thing I want from you. 416 00:33:14,768 --> 00:33:17,641 - Just one thing. - Yeah. Here it comes. 417 00:33:17,674 --> 00:33:20,512 Get the fuck out of my car. 418 00:33:20,546 --> 00:33:23,853 - Fuck you, then. Dihydroetorphine. 419 00:33:23,886 --> 00:33:27,126 This, vets use to paralyze large animals. 420 00:33:27,159 --> 00:33:30,399 - - What the fuck is wrong with this thing? 421 00:33:30,432 --> 00:33:32,470 I must have the child lock on. 422 00:33:32,503 --> 00:33:34,541 Although it can be tricky at times, 423 00:33:34,574 --> 00:33:35,786 it's hard to get the right exact dose, 424 00:33:35,810 --> 00:33:37,547 because you have to do it in the neck 425 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,785 so it goes straight to the brain. 426 00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:42,824 Even then, sometimes it works fast, sometimes it works slow. 427 00:33:42,857 --> 00:33:45,697 Sometimes, it doesn't seem to work at all. 428 00:33:45,730 --> 00:33:49,203 Can you just stay the fuck down? 429 00:33:50,272 --> 00:33:53,245 And then... 430 00:33:53,278 --> 00:33:54,781 you show up. 431 00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:58,488 And now I've got a problem, 432 00:33:58,521 --> 00:33:59,792 because I have this guy 433 00:33:59,825 --> 00:34:02,396 - in my back seat... 434 00:34:02,429 --> 00:34:03,700 Stay the fuck down 435 00:34:03,733 --> 00:34:05,704 or I'll kill you in this car right fucking now. 436 00:34:05,737 --> 00:34:08,442 And I've a Good Samaritan flashing his lights, 437 00:34:08,475 --> 00:34:11,113 - ramming me. 438 00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:18,294 By the way, you caused $700 damage to my car. 439 00:34:24,808 --> 00:34:26,579 But that's besides the point. 440 00:34:26,612 --> 00:34:30,820 The point is, I got my shit together. 441 00:34:31,822 --> 00:34:33,593 You almost ruined everything. 442 00:34:33,626 --> 00:34:36,398 You almost ruined the one reason I have 443 00:34:36,431 --> 00:34:40,138 for being on this Earth... 444 00:34:42,844 --> 00:34:47,754 the species of you that made my life 445 00:34:47,787 --> 00:34:52,262 an endless shit-fest. 446 00:35:00,212 --> 00:35:05,456 Do you know what it's like going through high school 447 00:35:05,489 --> 00:35:08,194 with this on your face? 448 00:35:08,796 --> 00:35:10,567 And there were so many people, 449 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,505 so many people that made fun of me. 450 00:35:13,539 --> 00:35:16,444 And who joined in? 451 00:35:16,477 --> 00:35:19,585 People like you. 452 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:20,787 Winners. 453 00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:24,728 Top of the food chain type of people. 454 00:35:24,761 --> 00:35:29,203 You led the charge and you kept me in hell. 455 00:35:32,677 --> 00:35:34,380 Uh-uh. 456 00:35:42,429 --> 00:35:44,601 No, no, no, no. 457 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,790 You want to know how I got out of it? 458 00:35:55,823 --> 00:35:58,563 How I came out on the other side? 459 00:35:58,596 --> 00:36:01,769 'Cause I found the right partner 460 00:36:01,802 --> 00:36:06,978 who always was there for me, knew exactly how I felt. 461 00:36:08,047 --> 00:36:14,259 It's... the most important thing, it's everything. 462 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:27,921 Nice balance. 463 00:36:27,954 --> 00:36:30,827 A good knife should feel like an extension of your hand. 464 00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:33,900 Anyways, you're in luck tonight, Mr. Good Samaritan. 465 00:36:33,933 --> 00:36:37,774 Because usually, I'd work on you for a while, 466 00:36:37,807 --> 00:36:40,045 but my throat hurts, thanks to you, 467 00:36:40,078 --> 00:36:42,784 so I'm just gonna skip right to the end. 468 00:36:42,817 --> 00:36:45,055 Plus, it's my husband's job to bury you, 469 00:36:45,088 --> 00:36:48,962 and he's earned himself an early night. 470 00:36:55,776 --> 00:36:58,314 This is wrong. 471 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:03,291 This is all wrong. 472 00:37:06,632 --> 00:37:07,934 It's just been... 473 00:37:07,967 --> 00:37:11,440 It's been wrong for a while. 474 00:37:13,712 --> 00:37:15,315 Don't go anywhere. 475 00:37:17,119 --> 00:37:19,892 That was fast. I'll be right down. 476 00:37:19,925 --> 00:37:21,765 You're gonna have to start thinking about using 477 00:37:21,795 --> 00:37:22,840 the backyard, you know, 'cause the cellar's 478 00:37:22,864 --> 00:37:24,534 getting pretty full. 479 00:37:24,935 --> 00:37:28,007 Chaz, I-I want to start over. 480 00:37:30,512 --> 00:37:32,651 Start over? 481 00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:34,353 I'm serious. 482 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:38,729 I don't, I don't want to do this anymore without you. 483 00:37:38,762 --> 00:37:40,767 I want you to come with me, 484 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,741 I want you to do more than just bury the bodies. 485 00:37:44,774 --> 00:37:47,580 That's a big step. 486 00:37:48,616 --> 00:37:51,622 I know. It's okay. 487 00:37:51,655 --> 00:37:53,793 I can help you. 488 00:37:53,826 --> 00:37:56,899 And it can be something we can share. 489 00:37:56,932 --> 00:38:00,104 - How can I say no? 490 00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:06,517 And I think I know the perfect person to start with. 491 00:38:28,662 --> 00:38:29,798 Okay. 492 00:38:29,831 --> 00:38:32,637 Let's do this. 493 00:38:32,670 --> 00:38:34,808 I love you. 494 00:38:34,841 --> 00:38:36,679 - I love you, too. 495 00:39:48,956 --> 00:39:51,661 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH