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For as long
as Devi could remember,
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Valentine's Day had been nothing
but a humbling annual reminder
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that she was a stone-cold loser.
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You will always be my Valentine, kanna.
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As far as she was concerned,
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this holiday sucked a fat one.
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Whoops, sorry, little boy.
I'm supposed to be next door.
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But today, Devi had a boyfriend,
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and Valentine's Day
was gonna frickin' rule.
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- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Hey.
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I've got a really romantic date
planned for us tonight.
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- Ooh.
- I Febrezed my futon and everything.
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Put that in your vape pen
and vape it, loser single girls.
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All right. Well, I gotta grab some things
before class, but I'll see you later.
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Okay.
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Nothing was gonna ruin today.
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- Hey, what's up?
- Yo, what up, dude?
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Not even the fear that Devi
may have inadvertently rekindled something
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between Paxton and his smoking hot ex.
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- Oh, Paxton, wait. Guess what?
- Yep.
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You're my perfect match.
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What are you talking about?
What is that? Oh!
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Happy Valentine's.
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Here's your results
from the student council's
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compatibility quiz
you took yesterday at lunch.
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Oh God.
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Maybe there's another Eric Perkins
at this school.
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- No way, man.
- Walk much?
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What?
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♪ Run it up, run it up
Run it up, run it up ♪
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♪ Run it up, run it up, run it ♪
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♪ Run it up, run it up ♪
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Valentine's Day sucks!
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I just don't get how I, a person
who's dating the hottest boy in school,
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is most compatible with Eric.
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Are you more mad that you got Eric,
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or that Haley got Paxton?
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I'm happy that they're friends again.
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I just wish
they weren't such good friends.
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You don't have to worry about Haley.
Paxton is super into you.
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I know, but he and Haley
have known each other forever,
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and they have had sex.
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And now I'm picturing them having sex and...
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Oh my God, I realized why the computer
said they were a perfect match.
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Don't read into it that much.
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It's just a dumb quiz made
by dumb teenagers in a dumb school.
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Hey, guys.
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Hi, Aneesa.
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This awkward hello is courtesy
of the following interaction
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that has yet to be discussed.
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Um, did you just call this quiz dumb?
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It was actually developed
by Nobel prize-winning scientists at MIT.
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Its accuracy is undisputed.
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So, educate yourselves.
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Sorry, Jonah.
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I can't believe I got Gears Brosnan.
I didn't even know he filled out a quiz.
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- Who'd you guys get?
- I got Trent.
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Yeah, I got Ben.
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Oh wow, Ben. That's so cool
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since he's your boyfriend and all.
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Hey, Fab, do you feel weird today?
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Why? Do I seem weird? Does it seem
like something weird happened?
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No, I was just wondering
'cause, you know, it's Valentine's Day,
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and you must miss Eve.
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Oh. Um...
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Yeah, yeah, that's... I do. I miss her.
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Speaking of relationships,
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I don't think all the couples here
are gonna make it through Valentine's.
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- What?
- Why do you say that?
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Because I need to dump Trent.
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Wait, I thought things were going well.
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I mean, it's been fun.
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He's just not very deep.
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Like, I'm a second away
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from bursting into either song or tears
at every moment of the day.
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Shouldn't I be with another artist
or at least another Sagittarius?
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Got you, babe.
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Oh, hey.
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Yeah, I got you too.
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Wow,
those MIT guys are good.
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I guess.
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But doesn't this quiz feel kind of creepy?
Like, real 1984 vibes.
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The Taylor Swift album?
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No, Aneesa.
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The book by George Orwell.
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God, I've gotta get you
a little library card, huh?
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I'd argue that 1989
has more literary relevance
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than anything George Orwell ever wrote.
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Is that true? I only listen to podcasts.
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Dr. Vishwakumar,
your next patient is here.
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Hi. Rhyah, what brings you in today?
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Oh, I just wanted to say hi.
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Also, I have this tiny burning rash
going up my arm,
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but I mostly just wanted to say hi.
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Okay, let me take a look.
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- Okay.
- How are things with you?
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- I'm good. How are you doing?
- Good. Good, good.
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- Itchy?
- Yeah.
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- Kind of flaky?
- Little bit.
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Mmm. Looks like tinea corporis.
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- Oh, what's that?
- It's basically athlete's foot.
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Or in this case,
we can call it athlete's forearm.
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See, I knew my yoga studio
wasn't washing their mats properly.
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I stayed late one time
and watched them flip 'em over.
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Don't worry about it.
It's actually fairly common.
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I'm just gonna write you a prescription
for anti-fungal cream.
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It should clear up in a few weeks.
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Fungal infection on Valentine's Day.
Very sexy.
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Do you have any plans tonight?
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Nalini had completely forgotten
about Valentine's Day.
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She had always considered it
a stupid holiday.
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But now with Mohan gone,
it felt different.
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No.
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Mohan, no.
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We agreed last year
no Valentine's Day gifts.
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This is different. You'll like it.
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I spent hardly any money.
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You got me a bobblehead of you?
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Yeah.
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Now you can knock me around
when I'm being hardheaded.
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Did you give yourself a stronger jaw?
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Well...
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Maybe.
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Nope.
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No Valentine's Day plans
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other than tending to the many
demanding people in my household
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who drain me of my money and energy.
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Well, you should still celebrate.
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Hey, you need to carve out
some fun time for you.
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Every day.
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I already do that for six hours
every night when I'm asleep.
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That's not what I mean.
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What are you doing tomorrow night?
Let's have a gals hang.
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Oh. Uh...
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I don't think I can.
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Just really busy.
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Sorry.
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Okay, no worries.
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But I'm gonna leave you my number
just in case you change your mind.
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- Dr. Vishwakumar.
- Mm-hmm.
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Your mother-in-law's on the phone.
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She's accidentally locked herself
in the garage again.
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She said it's no rush,
but the stove is on.
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Good morning, students.
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Who knows what this is?
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That's a 34C, front clasp, demi-cup.
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No, Trent. This is oppression.
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Uh, they used to be made
of more flammable materials.
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The point is,
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we are starting our unit
on the women's rights movement,
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and it will take us all the way
till the end of the year.
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We're studying the women's rights movement
for the next four months?
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What about Watergate?
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What about Iran-Contra? What about 9/11?
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Uh, would you like to tell
the women in this classroom
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that those events mean more to you
than their rights?
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We need to know other things
for the AP test.
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Reclaiming my time.
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The first assignment.
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I need all of you to break up into groups
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and rewrite the Bill of Rights
as if it were written,
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not by Founding Fathers
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but instead by Founding Mothers.
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Can you believe this?
This is why we need real textbooks.
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Well, according to you,
I don't read books.
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So I guess I'm cool with it.
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Excuse me, is this seat taken?
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Yeah, actually.
My superhot boyfriend. Mm-hmm.
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And he's a real psycho, so...
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- Damn. The cute ones are always taken.
- Mm-hmm.
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How's your Valentine's Day going?
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It was good at the start,
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and then I got Eric
on the compatibility quiz.
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Mm. He's not so bad.
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He's always the first to notice
when I get a new haircut.
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I guess.
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I just kind of wanted
to get my smokeshow boyfriend,
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but apparently the computer feels
like he's out of my league.
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Okay. First of all,
you're my smokeshow girlfriend.
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And secondly,
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the computer thinks
you're exactly in my league.
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Hallelujah.
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Who cares if Devi's perfect match was Eric
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as long as Paxton's perfect match was her?
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According to Nobel scientists,
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she was basically the only one
in the whole world for him.
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So suck on that, Haley.
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Oh, it seems as if it is still flammable.
Everyone out!
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Men and teachers last.
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Yo, babe.
I have an amazing Valentine's plan.
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Picture this, candlelight dinner.
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You, me, my Uncle Joe.
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Wear something sexy.
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Yeah. Um, Trent, I think we should talk.
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Oh wow.
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Anytime someone says that to me,
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it always means great news.
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Well, I don't think I can come
to Valentine's with your Uncle Joe.
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Why? Is it because
he hogs the crescent rolls?
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Or are you worried he's gonna try
to put you in one of his TV commercials?
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One of his, 'scuse me, whats?
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His commercials.
He owns a chain of blinds stores.
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Chances are you've seen them
while pumping gas.
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Wait. Is your Uncle Joe Captain Joe,
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the pirate who makes high prices
walk the plank?
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That's him. Yeah,
whenever we have dinner together,
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he always ropes everyone at the table
into being in his next commercial.
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Oh, wow.
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00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:06,314
But we could always
just go out to a restaurant.
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No, I'll be there.
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Valentine's Day is about family.
Thanks for reminding me of that.
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Hey.
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Something wrong?
You kinda bit my head off back there.
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Yeah. Well, I didn't love
the way you talked to me earlier.
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That little library card remark
was messed up.
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Aneesa, I was just teasing.
It was just a joke.
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Was it a joke?
You seem genuinely embarrassed by me.
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Of course, I'm not embarrassed of you.
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You're amazing,
and pretty, and cool, and fun.
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So what if you don't know
who some dumb author is.
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I don't expect you
to know everything that I know.
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There it is. Right there.
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You're so condescending.
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You know what?
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Hmm. Think I'm gonna take
a rain check on Valentine's dinner.
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What? Aneesa, wait.
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00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,986
Oh, come on. I didn't mean it like that.
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00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,706
Here we are again
in the old bathroom.
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Yeah. Um, Fabiola, about that.
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I'm really sorry I kissed you.
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Can we just forget about it?
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Yeah. Yeah, no problem.
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00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,388
I'm... I'm still getting over Eve, so...
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consider it forgotten.
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00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,683
Thank you.
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Good talk.
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00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:42,326
- Whoa! Is that homemade rigatones with...
- ...mozzarella?
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00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,454
Yep, as long as you count
microwaving a Stouffer's as homemade.
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I did cut that sprig of parsley
and put it on there.
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00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,668
Uh, I think that's mint.
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Nice, refreshing.
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Hmm.
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Look at us. You know, at first glance,
we probably seem like a real odd couple.
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Because, you know,
you're Paxton Hall-Yoshida.
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And I'm just, ugh,
nerdy little me with no abs.
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00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,686
What? Don't talk about yourself like that.
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00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:11,564
Come on, you're awesome.
You're beautiful. You're smart.
249
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,023
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying,
250
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:16,235
despite that, those MIT scientists
know what they're talking about.
251
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:20,406
- We're really good together.
- Totes. Just like marinara and mint.
252
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,869
Sure, or things that more classically
go together.
253
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,996
But anyway, we're a good team.
254
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,623
- Yeah, we are a good team.
- Mm-hmm.
255
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:30,708
Hey, speaking of teams,
256
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,437
I'm gonna play paintball tomorrow
with a bunch of dudes. Wanna come?
257
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,129
I absolutely do not.
258
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,548
But yet again,
I love that we like different things,
259
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,842
because per the computer,
opposites attract.
260
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:40,968
They sure do.
261
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:43,721
Happy Valentine's Day, Devi.
262
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,017
Oh, shit.
263
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,644
I totally forgot.
I bought fancy Parm for this.
264
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,288
Not even the green can.
It's like a little brick I have to grate.
265
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,232
So, BRB.
266
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,027
Devi was finally at peace
in her relationship.
267
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,820
And though the bar was low,
268
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,573
she was having
the most romantic meal of her life.
269
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:05,034
All she had to do now was lean back
270
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,703
and wait for her chiseled,
doting boyfriend
271
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,331
to bring her freshly grated cheese and...
272
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,834
lie to her frickin' face.
273
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,003
What the hell?
274
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:20,090
Cheers to my most romantic
Valentine's Day dinner yet.
275
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,885
- Eye contact.
- Mmm. Sure.
276
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,596
Eye contact. Eleanor, eye contact.
277
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,014
Yep.
278
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,645
So, Captain Joe.
279
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,230
You know, I'm a big fan.
280
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:38,609
I love the commercial
where you slash prices and some blinds
281
00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,027
with your hook hand.
282
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,464
Thanks. Actually, I didn't mean
to rip those blinds in half,
283
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,466
but we forgot to roll sound
on the other take, so...
284
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,742
The performances are phenomenal.
285
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,536
Where do you find the actors?
286
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,955
Mmm... Mostly family dinners.
287
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,666
Oh, hey, you know, Eleanor is an actor.
288
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,417
A really good one.
289
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,712
Well, if you want,
you can play a salty sea wench.
290
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,840
In your next commercial?
291
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,424
Yeah, sure.
292
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:05,886
Oh my God.
293
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,681
I'm a working actor.
294
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:12,226
I'm a working actor. Thank you so much.
295
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:15,187
Yeah, anything for someone
who makes my nephew here so happy.
296
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,315
Oh, not even weed makes me this happy.
297
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,032
Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart.
298
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:40,087
Oh, Devi. Hi. Hey, do you want
to have a little bit of dinner with me?
299
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,756
Your grandmother's having Galentine's
with one of her cliques,
300
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,843
and believe I saw your cousin sneak
into your teacher's crappy little Honda.
301
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:48,512
Uh, no, thanks. I already ate.
I'm just gonna go up to my room.
302
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,348
Uh, I have a big test tomorrow.
303
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,310
As Nalini envisioned her night
304
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,897
watching a Hallmark movie
with an inanimate object,
305
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,482
she started to entertain the possibility
306
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,611
that she might need
to broaden her social horizons.
307
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,614
Hi, Rhyah! Still free tomorrow?
308
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,908
This is Nalini Vishwakumar.
309
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,660
Devi hadn't mentioned the card
to Paxton,
310
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,080
instead she had spent
the rest of dinner pretending to be happy,
311
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,334
like I did when I got runner-up
at Wimbledon in 1980.
312
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,711
Not doing a great job there, bud.
313
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,589
Wow, you really weren't lying
314
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:24,882
about the Parmesan.
315
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,425
- It's delicious.
- I know, right?
316
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:27,718
Yeah. Uh-huh.
317
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:31,805
I sure can trust you
when it comes to cheese.
318
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,065
But obviously
Devi was spiraling.
319
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,484
Why did Paxton lie to her?
320
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,735
And, more importantly,
321
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,571
was his perfect match
who she thought it was?
322
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:57,081
Eric, we need to talk about
the compatibility quiz. I know you got me.
323
00:15:57,164 --> 00:16:01,460
Shh! Keep it down.
You trying to ruin my rep, dork?
324
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,045
Excuse me, nerd?
325
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:08,050
I've spent the last two years
trying to date someone who's hot
326
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,426
and become popular,
327
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,805
so that I'm not just the kid
who lost his dad...
328
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,474
Damn. Maybe they were alike.
329
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:16,600
...at Disneyland.
330
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,727
I had to wait for him
near the security desk.
331
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:19,853
Oh my God.
332
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,814
Ugh. This kid.
333
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:25,567
Well, I know Paxton made you trade cards
with him. So tell me who he got.
334
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:29,446
- Hmm. Interesting. What's it worth to ya?
- Just give me the card, Eric.
335
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,782
Oh, you mean this card?
336
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:36,286
Well, it is gonna cost you big time.
337
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,247
Haley.
338
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:39,623
Damn it.
339
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,668
No, I don't. No! I never said that.
340
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,480
- Is she laughing? That's five bucks then.
- I'm not laughing.
341
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,319
How'd the rest of your Valentine's go?
Did you break up with...
342
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,137
Ah! My boyfriend.
343
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,808
I'm gonna take that as a no.
344
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:02,938
No, I didn't break up with him.
Instead, I used him to get to his uncle.
345
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,149
I'm gonna need you to elaborate on that.
346
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,443
His uncle's Captain Joe.
347
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,694
The blinds guy?
348
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,780
Yep, and I weaseled my way
into one of his commercials.
349
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,700
Oh my God, Eleanor,
you're gonna be in a commercial?
350
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,910
Yeah, but I feel really gross about it.
351
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:18,704
So what are you gonna do?
352
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:22,207
I think I have
to let both Trent and the commercial go.
353
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,545
Maybe one of these days
I'll meet someone who's right for me,
354
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,756
whose uncle also makes commercials.
355
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,970
And so Eric shows me Paxton's card,
and it's frigging Haley.
356
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,599
Are you worried that something
is going on between them?
357
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,309
I don't know.
358
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,518
I don't think so.
359
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,104
It's just... Why else would he lie?
360
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:48,025
Well, it was wrong for Paxton
to be dishonest.
361
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,069
But why do you care so much
about this test?
362
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,152
It's just...
363
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:56,366
when I see him talking to Haley,
I feel really jealous.
364
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,994
They look so good together.
365
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,414
Like, no one would bat an eye
if you said that they were a couple.
366
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,667
And you think you and Paxton
are getting tons of eye bats?
367
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,504
I can't help but worry
that this is some weird phase for him
368
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,964
where he dates a quirky, smart girl.
369
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,008
And at any moment, he's gonna be like,
370
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,177
"Yo, you know what I miss?"
371
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:19,556
"Superhot models with six-pack abs
and, like, symmetrical boobs."
372
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,394
First of all, girl,
nobody has symmetrical boobs.
373
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,647
Everybody's got a Biggie and a Smalls.
374
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:30,526
And secondly, that way of thinking
is selling you both short.
375
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,653
- Like, look at this girl.
- Do I have to?
376
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,571
Yes. Look at her stories.
377
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,200
Here she is doing
a cool dance, ironically.
378
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,370
And here she is doing Pilates.
Probably without even queefing.
379
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,832
And here she is playing paintball.
380
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:49,211
Wait, she's playing paintball?
Doc, I gotta go.
381
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,380
Devi, don't. Let's work through this.
382
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,132
Devi, don't go...
383
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:55,884
Shit.
384
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,804
 Mmm, an açaà bowl.
I never had one of these before.
385
00:18:58,887 --> 00:18:59,930
- Really?
- Mm-mm.
386
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,598
Oh, açaà bowls are great.
387
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,893
They're loaded with antioxidants, fiber.
They boost brain function.
388
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,832
But really, they're just a way to eat tons
of sugar and pretend it's healthy for you.
389
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,110
You sound like my husband.
He had a huge sweet tooth.
390
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,778
One time he had three Pizookies.
391
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,613
That's a cookie the size of a pie.
392
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,407
Got very sick to the stomach.
393
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,661
But even in severe abdominal pain,
he was still able to make me laugh.
394
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,498
I'm sorry, Nalini.
Must be really difficult without him.
395
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,210
Yesterday was harder
than I expected, you know.
396
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:34,047
I always thought Valentine's Day
was stupid, but last night...
397
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,485
...I would've given anything for him
to walk through the door
398
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,469
with a $5 teddy bear from the gas station.
399
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,305
I wish you could've had that too.
400
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:46,476
Saw a picture of him in your office.
Good for you, girl.
401
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,190
- He was nice to look at, wasn't he?
- Mmm.
402
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,775
But that's not what I miss most about him.
403
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,862
I truly just miss having
my best friend around.
404
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,490
Well, it sounds like a new friend
is just what's needed.
405
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:06,205
Let's do something fun.
Have you ever had a blowout?
406
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,540
I fear this açaà bowl may lead to one.
407
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:14,630
No. No, no. I meant your hair.
There's a blow-dry bar over there.
408
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,757
No, please.
409
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,551
I'm so embarrassed.
410
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,635
Sounds like fun.
411
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,475
What up? Let's get our P-ball on.
412
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,852
Hey, I didn't think you wanted to play.
413
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,103
I changed my mind.
414
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:31,730
As I always say,
415
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,982
a couple that shoots guns together
has funs together...
416
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,126
Ah!
417
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,736
Wow, that is a sensitive trigger.
418
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:38,654
Dope.
419
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,823
Well, we already picked teams,
but Trent's team is down a person.
420
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,495
Oh. Yeah. Sure. I'll be on Trent's team.
421
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,455
All right, cool. Let's go!
422
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,709
Welcome to the squad, Crazy Devi.
423
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,921
Okay, I've given it some thought,
and here's our strategy.
424
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,507
If you see someone on the other team,
shoot paintballs at them,
425
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,467
and then the second part
of that strategy is
426
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,470
don't let them shoot paintballs
that hit you.
427
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,348
Oh, and be careful
'cause Haley's a sick shot.
428
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,308
How good could she be?
429
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,273
- Jesus.
- Yeah, she and Paxton are gonna smoke us.
430
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,775
Oh, which reminds me.
I'm gonna get high before we do this.
431
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,652
As Devi looked over
432
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:21,989
at the so-called perfect match
of Haley and Paxton,
433
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:26,535
she realized she had let this dumb
compatibility test mess with her head,
434
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:30,247
and the only way to go forward
was to let the test go.
435
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:34,084
But also, she decided the only way
she could let the test go
436
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,795
is if she kicked Haley's ass at paintball
437
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:39,840
proving that she was
Paxton's true perfect match.
438
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:43,343
What? You thought
she was gonna be mature about this?
439
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:47,889
♪ It's not about you ♪
440
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,809
♪ All talk, hold court
Oh Lord, I understood... ♪
441
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,648
Wow. Am I amazing at this?
442
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,234
♪ Shut up ♪
443
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,069
♪ It's not about me either... ♪
444
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,529
Ow.
445
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,239
♪ Chill ♪
446
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,616
♪ It's not about you, shut up ♪
447
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,702
♪ It's not about me either ♪
448
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,287
♪ It's us versus the grim reaper... ♪
449
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:14,624
Oh, I bruise so easily.
450
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:16,960
♪ I'm gonna ♪
451
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:18,795
♪ I'm gonna ♪
452
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,964
♪ It's not about you ♪
453
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,758
♪ I'ma kick your arse ♪
454
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,676
♪ I'ma kick your arse ♪
455
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,053
♪ I'ma kick your arse ♪
456
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,181
♪ If you don't drop the facade
I said I'll hit the mark on the head ♪
457
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,024
♪ I said
I'll bring you back from the dead ♪
458
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,893
♪ I did all that while you were in bed ♪
459
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:34,770
♪ And still had time
To set the next trend ♪
460
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:35,853
♪ It's not about you ♪
461
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:40,108
- On your knees.
- What?
462
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,029
Bet you thought you could beat me, huh?
463
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:47,240
I might not be as cute as you
or as limber as you,
464
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,451
and my hair might not be
as shiny as yours,
465
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:52,412
but I do have determination and grit
466
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,456
like the noble cockroach.
467
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,240
I don't know what's happening.
468
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,891
But could you shoot me so I can be out
of the game and get a soda?
469
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,797
Okay, I'm gonna shoot you
when I'm good and ready to...
470
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:07,135
- Yes! Blue team wins. Let's go!
- Whoo!
471
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,429
Whoo!
472
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:10,513
Yeah!
473
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,937
Aneesa. Neese, wait.
You have to talk to me.
474
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:21,024
I know that I messed up,
and I was a dick. I'm really sorry.
475
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,819
Yeah, I don't think this is working out.
476
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,239
What? No. Why?
477
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:29,157
I don't think you respect me.
478
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,701
And you make me feel stupid,
479
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,245
and I'm not stupid.
480
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:37,207
I deserve someone who's excited
to be with me just as I am
481
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,794
and who doesn't wish I was someone else.
482
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:52,264
Shit. Why are you in every room I enter?
483
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:56,143
I don't know the answer to that.
Um, I can go, though.
484
00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:01,940
Wait. Are you okay?
485
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,488
Ben and I just broke up.
486
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,156
Oh.
487
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,118
I... I'm really sorry, Aneesa.
488
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:17,205
It was for the best.
He wasn't really right for me.
489
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:19,875
So I guess the test was wrong for you.
490
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,210
No. No.
I lied about getting Ben.
491
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:27,257
I actually got a random freshman.
492
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:33,555
Listen, I am sure
you will find another great guy soon.
493
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:41,688
Or, you know, a great girl
if kissing me wasn't a fluke.
494
00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:46,151
I'm sure the right person is out there.
495
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,113
Even though the conversation
had some mixed signals,
496
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:52,741
Fabiola felt good about it.
It was a start.
497
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:56,328
Well, in the meantime,
I'm here if you want to talk.
498
00:24:57,787 --> 00:24:58,787
Thanks, Fabiola.
499
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,042
You're a good friend.
500
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,176
Watch it, dude.
501
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,352
Nice job, Haley.
502
00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:21,770
I can't believe you shot me.
503
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:24,853
You saw Haley and I sitting there,
and you shot me, and I'm your girlfriend.
504
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:25,982
She was on my team.
505
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,442
And I thought we were a team.
506
00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:30,654
- What is going on with you?
- I know you lied.
507
00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:33,615
I know you got Haley on the test,
and you lied to me. Why?
508
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,613
I don't know. Maybe because
509
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,929
I thought you might take it badly
if you knew I got Haley.
510
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,371
Why would you think that?
511
00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:41,957
Well, because of how you're acting
right now.
512
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:46,044
And also you've been really weird
since Haley and I became friends again,
513
00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:48,380
even though you're the one
who made me apologize.
514
00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:51,466
Sorry, but she's so beautiful
and good with guns,
515
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:55,220
and could be Lara Croft for Halloween.
How am I supposed to compete with that?
516
00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:56,388
You don't.
517
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,848
Haley and I are just friends.
I'm with you.
518
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:02,686
I know, but I don't understand why.
519
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:03,769
Why what?
520
00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:06,940
Why I'm with you? Because I like you.
521
00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:11,486
Yeah, but why?
No one else thinks we make any sense.
522
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:14,573
No, you don't think we make any sense.
523
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,950
Because when we walk
down the halls,
524
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,743
I know what everyone's thinking.
525
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:21,413
"Oh, why is he with her?
He's too good for her."
526
00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:23,999
Who cares what people think?
527
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,084
I think you're good enough for me.
528
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:28,587
But I can't keep trying
to convince you of that.
529
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,339
What does that mean?
530
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,426
Look, Devi, I-I really like you, but...
531
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,638
I-I don't think
we can have a real relationship
532
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,223
until you like yourself.
533
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,185
I'm sorry.
534
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:48,106
♪ I'll burn down ♪
535
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:57,657
♪ And sleep in the warm ashes
On the ground ♪
536
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:00,368
Whoa, Eleanor!
537
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,830
Are you here to play paintball too?
538
00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:06,291
Weird. I wouldn't have pegged that
as one of your interests.
539
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,918
It's not, Trent. I wanted to talk to you.
540
00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:11,796
- Well, then it's good I was here also.
- Uh-huh.
541
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,175
Let me just dive in. There's something
I have to confess to you.
542
00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:18,637
I used you
to get into your uncle's commercial.
543
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,473
I was gonna break up with you,
and then you told me about it,
544
00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:25,769
and I deployed my incredible acting skills
to manipulate you.
545
00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:30,190
But I won't take the commercial,
and you'll never have to see me again.
546
00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:31,900
We have a lot of classes together.
547
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:35,320
Okay, well, yeah, you'll see me in those.
548
00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:37,405
But I can wear my veil if that would help.
549
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,282
Eleanor, I knew you were gonna dump me.
550
00:27:39,866 --> 00:27:41,117
I'm not a great boyfriend.
551
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:44,329
I've been told by many guidance counselors
that I'm clinically immature.
552
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,750
- I actually manipulated you.
- What?
553
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,502
I dangled Uncle Joe in front of you
554
00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:53,755
like a carrot in front of a person
who really likes carrots.
555
00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:56,466
I knew his Hollywood connections
would make you stay with me.
556
00:27:56,549 --> 00:28:00,679
Wait, so we deceived each other
to get what we wanted?
557
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,516
Oh my God.
We're like a real celebrity couple.
558
00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,646
I really like you, Eleanor.
559
00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:13,775
I know it seems like I'm knee-deep
in tang twenty-four-sevskies, but...
560
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:18,446
you're actually my first girlfriend,
and I'm a little insecure about that.
561
00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:29,249
Devi. Guess what?
562
00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:31,292
I did a gal pal hang today.
563
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:34,713
Please check out my blowout.
I look like a newswoman.
564
00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:37,285
Yeah. That... That's great, Mom.
565
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,550
Is everything okay?
566
00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:42,846
Y-Yeah. Um, I just didn't do well
on that test I told you about earlier.
567
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:47,850
Devi.
568
00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:50,729
What actually happened?
569
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,480
Is this about a boy?
570
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,483
Even though I won't let you date,
I do care if you're heartbroken.
571
00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:59,821
Yeah. It's about a boy.
572
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:02,449
And I really, really liked him.
573
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:07,829
Come here.
574
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:23,762
♪ Once upon a time
A songbird flew away for good ♪
575
00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:28,725
♪ Every melody went unheard
In a concrete world ♪
576
00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:33,396
♪ Now her joyful hum
Echoes through trees ♪
577
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:38,151
♪ That used to grow
Where they've paved in the street ♪
578
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:44,783
♪ Winter's cloak covered
The tracks of the tyrants ♪
579
00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:55,168
♪ Spring couldn't bring on
The promise of June ♪
580
00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:05,804
♪ With no voice to sing
And nothing to bloom ♪