1
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<i>Command, this is Captain Irons.</i>

2
00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:25,959
<i>I got a visual on a UAP
in close, bearing 310.</i>

3
00:00:25,995 --> 00:00:29,732
<i>Roger, Irons. We
don't see anything on the scope.</i>

4
00:00:29,767 --> 00:00:32,202
<i>I've never
seen anything maneuver like that.</i>

5
00:00:32,237 --> 00:00:33,934
<i>Turning inland towards the park.</i>

6
00:00:33,969 --> 00:00:36,506
<i>Our scope is still
clear. Does IFF show us blocked?</i>

7
00:00:36,541 --> 00:00:38,052
<i>Negative,
that's moving too fast.</i>

8
00:00:38,076 --> 00:00:39,210
<i>Permission to engage now.</i>

9
00:00:39,245 --> 00:00:41,648
<i>Disengage and back off, Irons.</i>

10
00:00:41,683 --> 00:00:43,777
<i>Repeat, do not engage.</i>

11
00:00:45,521 --> 00:00:46,648
<i>Acknowledge.</i>

12
00:00:46,684 --> 00:00:48,564
<i>No
Can do. I need a closer look.</i>

13
00:01:03,038 --> 00:01:05,973
Too much mustard.
I thought we were friends.

14
00:01:06,008 --> 00:01:07,970
We are friends.

15
00:01:08,005 --> 00:01:09,141
What are you doing?

16
00:01:09,176 --> 00:01:10,654
I hit him with a little
too much mustard.

17
00:01:10,678 --> 00:01:11,572
Yeah, you think?

18
00:01:11,607 --> 00:01:13,681
I wish I could make him
laugh like that.

19
00:01:13,716 --> 00:01:16,343
What can I say? Daddy's boy.

20
00:01:16,378 --> 00:01:18,112
Key to his heart is fake pain.

21
00:01:31,063 --> 00:01:33,061
Come here, Charlie. Come on.

22
00:01:33,096 --> 00:01:34,734
It's okay, honey.

23
00:01:34,769 --> 00:01:36,002
It's okay. It's okay.

24
00:01:36,037 --> 00:01:37,736
Here, stay with Charlie
and call 911.

25
00:01:37,771 --> 00:01:38,965
Jack, come on, stop.

26
00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,436
What are you doing?
The nearest town's an hour away.

27
00:01:41,471 --> 00:01:43,738
If I don't try to help,
who will?

28
00:01:43,774 --> 00:01:46,213
It's okay, I'll be right
back. Okay. Okay, go, go.

29
00:01:48,214 --> 00:01:49,782
Yeah, it's probably
just fireworks.

30
00:02:25,049 --> 00:02:26,382
God. I'm sorry.

31
00:02:26,418 --> 00:02:29,289
You okay? Sorry,
I didn't see you. Hey.

32
00:02:32,858 --> 00:02:34,422
You all right?

33
00:02:34,457 --> 00:02:36,725
Hey. What's your name, buddy?

34
00:02:37,994 --> 00:02:39,026
Irons.

35
00:02:39,061 --> 00:02:40,131
What?

36
00:02:40,167 --> 00:02:43,969
Captain Sean Irons.
U.S. Air Force.

37
00:02:44,004 --> 00:02:45,772
Are you alone? What happened?

38
00:02:45,807 --> 00:02:47,672
No, we had a collision.

39
00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:49,003
Collision?

40
00:02:49,039 --> 00:02:50,244
With what?

41
00:02:56,380 --> 00:02:58,285
Are you sure you're okay?

42
00:03:15,298 --> 00:03:16,565
Is that a... UAP.

43
00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,433
What? Unidentified
Aerial Phenomenon.

44
00:03:19,469 --> 00:03:21,704
UFO wasn't working for you guys?

45
00:03:27,010 --> 00:03:30,482
I've been waiting a long time
to see one of these up close.

46
00:03:33,188 --> 00:03:35,856
This technology's gonna
change everything.

47
00:03:35,891 --> 00:03:37,423
Hey, there's something moving.

48
00:03:39,490 --> 00:03:41,295
<i>Analyzing planet.</i>

49
00:03:54,176 --> 00:03:55,776
<i>Guardian denied.</i>

50
00:04:04,247 --> 00:04:05,847
<i>Guardian accepted.</i>

51
00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:13,657
<i>Pairing.</i>

52
00:04:21,464 --> 00:04:23,931
<i>Self-destruct initiated.</i>

53
00:04:24,772 --> 00:04:25,834
Watch it!

54
00:04:28,437 --> 00:04:29,673
Come here.

55
00:04:55,798 --> 00:04:57,603
<i>Analyzing planet.</i>

56
00:04:57,638 --> 00:04:59,770
<i>No
One has claimed responsibility</i>

57
00:04:59,806 --> 00:05:04,207
<i>for tonight's daring rescue
of 15 kidnapped schoolgirls.</i>

58
00:05:04,242 --> 00:05:05,742
<i>But eyewitnesses report</i>

59
00:05:05,778 --> 00:05:09,449
<i>yet another sighting
of the hero dubbed The Guard.</i>

60
00:05:11,014 --> 00:05:13,385
<i>Crime
rate is actually going down.</i>

61
00:05:13,421 --> 00:05:15,817
<i>Overall crime has dropped
four percent.</i>

62
00:05:15,852 --> 00:05:17,818
<i>Hey, Daddy!
Come play catch with me.</i>

63
00:05:17,854 --> 00:05:19,654
<i>Look, I'm sorry.
How about next week?</i>

64
00:05:19,689 --> 00:05:20,799
<i>I can't do this anymore, Jack.</i>

65
00:05:20,823 --> 00:05:22,065
<i>Charlie, we're still a family.</i>

66
00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:25,265
<i>In breaking news, another
possible Guard sighting.</i>

67
00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:27,063
<i>The Guard is using
alien technology.</i>

68
00:05:27,099 --> 00:05:29,799
<i>The laws of thermodynamics
and physics just don't even apply.</i>

69
00:05:29,834 --> 00:05:33,067
<i>And I can find the power
source, but I need resources.</i>

70
00:05:33,102 --> 00:05:36,641
<i>Looking at you, Ansel Argon,
CEO of Argon Industries.</i>

71
00:05:51,824 --> 00:05:54,722
You messed
with the wrong superhero.

72
00:05:54,758 --> 00:05:57,056
Bad guy, you better
say your prayers.

73
00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:59,331
Charlie?
Guard's gonna kick your butt.

74
00:05:59,366 --> 00:06:01,668
Charlie!

75
00:06:01,704 --> 00:06:02,898
You're up.

76
00:06:06,604 --> 00:06:08,508
The nuc... No.

77
00:06:10,679 --> 00:06:15,445
Well, my presentation isn't
about any of these energy sources,

78
00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:17,451
it's actually about a new one,

79
00:06:18,349 --> 00:06:20,883
which happens to be

80
00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:23,521
the world's greatest hero,
The Guard.

81
00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:25,391
No.
Charlie, how is this relevant?

82
00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:26,987
Everybody's talking
about how The Guard

83
00:06:27,022 --> 00:06:29,262
stopped that nuclear meltdown
in India, right?

84
00:06:29,298 --> 00:06:31,628
Or how he saved
those kids in Taiwan,

85
00:06:31,663 --> 00:06:33,596
or stopped that jet from
crashing in Brazil.

86
00:06:33,631 --> 00:06:35,797
But nobody's talking
about how he did it.

87
00:06:35,832 --> 00:06:38,598
He's got some kind of
new energy source,

88
00:06:38,634 --> 00:06:40,001
and it's not any of these...

89
00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,111
Uh...

90
00:06:44,146 --> 00:06:45,908
Hey. Am I at the right place?

91
00:06:47,347 --> 00:06:50,583
You must be Maya Monroe?

92
00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:54,015
Class, this is our new
transfer student from Turkey,

93
00:06:54,051 --> 00:06:57,484
so please do not mock any
strange customs that she...

94
00:06:57,519 --> 00:06:58,987
She used to go here.

95
00:07:02,159 --> 00:07:03,359
Whatever.

96
00:07:03,394 --> 00:07:04,660
Miss Monroe, take a seat.

97
00:07:04,695 --> 00:07:06,893
Charlie, you can continue,
and please

98
00:07:06,928 --> 00:07:09,470
bring this back
to the subject at hand.

99
00:07:10,537 --> 00:07:12,115
What?
I don't know.

100
00:07:13,207 --> 00:07:14,508
Finally. You know what?

101
00:07:14,543 --> 00:07:16,503
That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

102
00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,439
Test tomorrow.

103
00:07:19,775 --> 00:07:21,846
Berger! Berger! Berger!

104
00:07:21,882 --> 00:07:24,315
- My parents are so embarrassing.
- Berger! Berger!

105
00:07:24,351 --> 00:07:26,517
At least your dad shows up.

106
00:07:26,552 --> 00:07:28,687
Mine's at a never-ending
IT conference.

107
00:07:30,256 --> 00:07:31,424
Look. BERGER: Hey.

108
00:07:31,459 --> 00:07:33,890
- Lizzie with Maya.
- Nine o'clock.

109
00:07:33,925 --> 00:07:36,892
So my elementary school
BFF just showed back up

110
00:07:36,927 --> 00:07:39,932
<i>after, like, years of
traveling the world.</i>

111
00:07:39,968 --> 00:07:41,499
<i>So jealous.</i>

112
00:07:41,535 --> 00:07:43,901
What's your at?
I'm not on social media.

113
00:07:43,937 --> 00:07:44,937
What?

114
00:07:46,638 --> 00:07:49,409
Okay. Well, what
are your interests?

115
00:07:49,444 --> 00:07:52,104
Um, lock picking,
Norwegian Death Metal

116
00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,746
and I can field-strip
an M4 blindfolded.

117
00:07:55,718 --> 00:07:56,743
Okay.

118
00:07:56,779 --> 00:07:58,510
You ask Lizzie to the dance yet?

119
00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:00,017
Not yet.

120
00:08:00,052 --> 00:08:02,652
Women like it when you
leave things till the last minute.

121
00:08:02,687 --> 00:08:04,987
Where'd you hear
that? Yo! Berger...

122
00:08:05,022 --> 00:08:07,759
Mom wanted me to bring
you your fan, so, here.

123
00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:10,793
Take it.

124
00:08:10,828 --> 00:08:13,926
You ever think about how
you call him Berger,

125
00:08:13,962 --> 00:08:15,467
but that's your last name, too?

126
00:08:15,502 --> 00:08:18,099
That's why I go as
Big Mac, because, uh,

127
00:08:19,306 --> 00:08:21,806
I'm the tastiest Berger. Okay.

128
00:08:23,906 --> 00:08:26,140
<i>Wow, this is a real blowout.</i>

129
00:08:27,744 --> 00:08:29,024
Let's go, Forrest.

130
00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,776
Charlie Kincaid.

131
00:08:30,812 --> 00:08:33,112
Uh, Coach? I think you, um,

132
00:08:33,147 --> 00:08:36,320
accidentally said
my first and last name?

133
00:08:36,356 --> 00:08:38,185
You're in. We need a lefty.

134
00:08:39,458 --> 00:08:41,122
<i>Man, that's a big kid.</i>

135
00:08:42,194 --> 00:08:43,623
Who is that?

136
00:08:43,659 --> 00:08:45,791
That's Forrest Deal.

137
00:08:45,827 --> 00:08:48,534
They call him "The Sequoia."

138
00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:49,875
<i>Now pitching is Charlie Kincaid.</i>

139
00:08:49,899 --> 00:08:51,302
Crafty Kincaid, look alive.

140
00:08:51,338 --> 00:08:52,966
Come on, Forrest! Let's go!

141
00:08:53,001 --> 00:08:54,973
I heard he bullies
his own parents.

142
00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:56,970
Good luck, Charlie.

143
00:08:57,005 --> 00:08:59,105
I heard that
his stare is so deadly

144
00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:01,008
he can't even look
himself in the mirror.

145
00:09:01,043 --> 00:09:03,309
Let's go, Charlie!
You got this.

146
00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:07,588
Didn't know this was
the Peewee Leagues.

147
00:09:07,623 --> 00:09:09,459
Didn't know they allowed
steroids in middle school.

148
00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:11,262
- Come on, Charlie.
- Please don't kill my friend.

149
00:09:11,286 --> 00:09:13,064
All right, let's go, Forrest.
Crush it.

150
00:09:13,088 --> 00:09:15,090
Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!

151
00:09:23,632 --> 00:09:25,672
Ooh.

152
00:09:26,606 --> 00:09:28,803
<i>That's gonna leave a mark.</i>

153
00:09:28,838 --> 00:09:31,505
Charlie. His mama gonna be mad.

154
00:09:36,144 --> 00:09:40,852
This song again?
Can we just change...

155
00:09:41,551 --> 00:09:42,620
No. No, we can't.

156
00:09:42,656 --> 00:09:44,249
Plus we all know
this song's a classic.

157
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:47,691
- No one knows that.
- Oh, God.

158
00:09:47,727 --> 00:09:50,122
No, okay, well,
my car, my music.

159
00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,127
- All right?
- My life is over.

160
00:09:56,533 --> 00:09:57,736
Uh, that's 24.

161
00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,611
That's right on the fence.
You wanna go for it?

162
00:09:59,639 --> 00:10:01,642
Nah. They're just kids.
Let 'em go.

163
00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:03,010
I hate kids.

164
00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:05,607
Even my own.

165
00:10:05,642 --> 00:10:07,344
Bye, Charlie.

166
00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:09,791
<i>But eyewitnesses
report yet another sighting of...</i>

167
00:10:09,815 --> 00:10:12,350
What? <i>...The hero
dubbed The Guard.</i>

168
00:10:12,385 --> 00:10:16,388
<i>Once again authorities have found
no fingerprints and no other evidence</i>

169
00:10:16,423 --> 00:10:20,220
<i>with the exception of strange patterns
left on the scene. Now a trademark...</i>

170
00:10:20,256 --> 00:10:22,494
Hey. How was the game?
<i>Of Guard's sightings.</i>

171
00:10:22,529 --> 00:10:24,726
Another Guard sighting? Yeah.

172
00:10:24,762 --> 00:10:27,326
<i>What is The Guard exactly?</i>

173
00:10:27,362 --> 00:10:28,844
<i>Is it a lone vigilante or...</i>

174
00:10:28,868 --> 00:10:31,569
Hey. Did you pack a bag
for your dad's yet?

175
00:10:31,604 --> 00:10:33,300
We both know he's gonna cancel.

176
00:10:34,572 --> 00:10:36,436
Hey! Hey, Jack. <i>Hey.</i>

177
00:10:36,472 --> 00:10:40,409
<i>Joining us tonight is Ansel
Argon, CEO of Argon Tactical.</i>

178
00:10:40,444 --> 00:10:43,912
<i>His business has been uniquely
impacted by the so-called Guard,</i>

179
00:10:43,948 --> 00:10:45,978
<i>who has ushered
a new era of peace</i>

180
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,581
<i>leaving many countries to...</i>

181
00:10:47,616 --> 00:10:48,918
Yeah, I saw.

182
00:10:48,954 --> 00:10:50,535
<i>Your company, Argon Tactical,</i>

183
00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:52,889
<i>recently reported
operating losses</i>

184
00:10:52,924 --> 00:10:55,359
<i>for the first time
in 13 years, so...</i>

185
00:10:55,394 --> 00:10:56,521
<i>That's not true.</i>

186
00:10:56,557 --> 00:10:59,031
<i>I think it is. No, that's
definitely not true.</i>

187
00:10:59,066 --> 00:11:02,169
<i>Just push it to next
week, the celebration.</i>

188
00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:03,965
Jack, come on, I'm

189
00:11:04,001 --> 00:11:05,835
<i>I'm sorry.</i>
Don't do this to me today.

190
00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:08,005
I am so sick of
all these excuses.

191
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,854
<i>I'm sorry. It's
my job.</i> All right, well

192
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,817
I'm dropping him off at 6:00,
so you better be there.

193
00:11:11,841 --> 00:11:13,879
<i>Okay.</i> Okay. Yeah, bye.

194
00:11:15,616 --> 00:11:18,251
Let me guess.
Another "IT conference"?

195
00:11:18,287 --> 00:11:19,718
Rescheduling for next month?

196
00:11:19,754 --> 00:11:22,182
No! He's really excited
to see you tonight.

197
00:11:22,218 --> 00:11:24,586
I bet he doesn't even
remember my birthday.

198
00:11:24,622 --> 00:11:27,087
Of course, he does.

199
00:11:27,122 --> 00:11:29,790
Come on, go, go get
your bag packed

200
00:11:29,825 --> 00:11:31,459
and maybe take a shower.

201
00:11:31,495 --> 00:11:35,834
<i>If The Guard continues to erode
the need for a defense industry</i>

202
00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:38,600
<i>will there be panic
at companies like yours?</i>

203
00:11:38,636 --> 00:11:41,500
<i>I'll... I'll give you a better
question that you could have asked.</i>

204
00:11:42,343 --> 00:11:44,809
<i>With zero oversight</i>

205
00:11:44,845 --> 00:11:47,176
<i>what happens if The Guard
has a bad day?</i>

206
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,981
Look, he's there
waiting for you.

207
00:11:54,016 --> 00:11:55,789
Why are we doing this?

208
00:11:57,721 --> 00:11:59,221
Hey. All right!

209
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,520
Hi. LILY: Hey.

210
00:12:02,762 --> 00:12:06,129
He looks a little older,
I can tell.

211
00:12:06,165 --> 00:12:08,800
He's really happy about
it. Very happy to be here!

212
00:12:08,835 --> 00:12:10,700
Okay, you wanna just
put that stuff inside

213
00:12:10,736 --> 00:12:11,937
and I'll meet you in there?

214
00:12:13,903 --> 00:12:15,541
I feel like I'm in trouble.

215
00:12:15,577 --> 00:12:17,444
No, no, no, he had a rough day.

216
00:12:17,479 --> 00:12:19,074
Um, candles are in the bottom.

217
00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:21,810
My favorite! Try not
to eat 'em all tonight.

218
00:12:21,845 --> 00:12:23,982
We'll do our best, no promises.

219
00:12:27,385 --> 00:12:29,856
This isn't gonna last forever,
Jack, you know that, right?

220
00:12:29,891 --> 00:12:31,595
Before we know it, he's
gonna be grown up and

221
00:12:31,619 --> 00:12:34,022
you're gonna be begging
him to return your calls.

222
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,830
You don't have to
convince me. Okay?

223
00:12:36,865 --> 00:12:40,233
I want to spend more
time with him, I really do.

224
00:12:40,268 --> 00:12:42,761
I've just been busy.

225
00:12:42,797 --> 00:12:46,004
There are some things that are
more important than work, Jack.

226
00:12:46,835 --> 00:12:48,369
Okay? I know.

227
00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:51,077
Talk to him. Yeah.

228
00:12:51,112 --> 00:12:52,112
Tonight.

229
00:12:52,644 --> 00:12:54,110
Been a while. Yes.

230
00:12:54,146 --> 00:12:56,917
I like what you've not
done with the place.

231
00:12:56,952 --> 00:13:00,546
I'm going for that kinda
single-dad short-term rental feel.

232
00:13:02,118 --> 00:13:03,951
Where's that funny mug
I got you?

233
00:13:03,987 --> 00:13:05,826
Uh, it's around here somewhere.

234
00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:09,727
Listen, Charlie,
sorry about the game.

235
00:13:09,763 --> 00:13:11,894
Missed my connecting
flight in Denver

236
00:13:11,930 --> 00:13:14,862
and in-flight Wi-Fi
was screwed up.

237
00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:16,735
But I got you something.

238
00:13:16,770 --> 00:13:18,570
It's okay, you don't
have to bribe me.

239
00:13:18,605 --> 00:13:20,201
Yes, I do have to bribe you.

240
00:13:20,236 --> 00:13:23,209
And I'm gonna be...
I'm gonna bribe you.

241
00:13:23,245 --> 00:13:25,010
Wait right here!

242
00:13:26,613 --> 00:13:29,648
Okay, Charlie. My old mitt.

243
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,847
Now, I have been
saving this for you,

244
00:13:31,883 --> 00:13:34,019
and I think now is the time.

245
00:13:35,752 --> 00:13:37,055
I'm a lefty, Dad.

246
00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:42,054
Oh, yeah. That's right.

247
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,963
Sorry about that, I...

248
00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:47,868
Well, if you could
have anything,

249
00:13:48,701 --> 00:13:50,365
what else would you want?

250
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,273
I just want to go camping again.

251
00:13:53,308 --> 00:13:54,733
Like we used to?

252
00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:58,370
That's a great idea. Well, as
soon as things slow down at work,

253
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,507
we're gonna do that.
In the meantime.

254
00:14:02,143 --> 00:14:05,083
I got this Nintendo Switch.

255
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:09,186
I know you don't like
bribes. I accept bribes.

256
00:14:09,221 --> 00:14:11,320
Keep it going,
keep it going, keep it going.

257
00:14:12,856 --> 00:14:14,323
Three, two, one... go!

258
00:14:15,627 --> 00:14:16,792
Home run! Dinger!

259
00:14:16,828 --> 00:14:19,229
Boom, boom, boom, boom...

260
00:14:20,599 --> 00:14:22,232
And now pizza!

261
00:14:24,269 --> 00:14:26,535
We got to do it in three,
two, one. Two, one.

262
00:14:26,571 --> 00:14:28,233
Ah, come on.

263
00:14:28,269 --> 00:14:30,139
Does this game not have HBT?

264
00:14:30,175 --> 00:14:33,006
What's an HBT? You
know, Hidden Ball Trick?

265
00:14:33,042 --> 00:14:34,543
You know that one, right?

266
00:14:34,578 --> 00:14:36,622
Where the first baseman
pretends to throw it to the pitcher,

267
00:14:36,646 --> 00:14:39,547
and then when the base runner
takes a little lead off first

268
00:14:39,582 --> 00:14:41,130
and he's right there, then
he grabs it with a... What?

269
00:14:41,154 --> 00:14:43,088
Hey. Cheater. And
they get him right there...

270
00:14:43,124 --> 00:14:46,355
No, no, hold on. That's
cheating. You're wasting all my...

271
00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:48,559
Give it back. You're making
me lose. Look what you did.

272
00:14:48,594 --> 00:14:50,363
Ah.

273
00:14:52,194 --> 00:14:53,967
Sorry. Let me just get this.

274
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,003
Okay.

275
00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:02,140
Hurry up.

276
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,012
Hey.
Sorry that took so long.

277
00:15:09,014 --> 00:15:13,082
Let me guess. Something at work.

278
00:15:13,117 --> 00:15:16,121
Yeah, that was my boss. I gotta

279
00:15:16,157 --> 00:15:17,998
I guess there's an emergency,
so I'm gonna have to...

280
00:15:18,022 --> 00:15:20,157
There's always an emergency.

281
00:15:20,192 --> 00:15:22,762
Why can't you just cancel,
like you always do?

282
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,522
Charlie, listen,
I know this sucks.

283
00:15:24,558 --> 00:15:27,398
I wanna stay here
and celebrate with you.

284
00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:31,298
But, I gotta go. You have to
believe me when I say it's important.

285
00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:33,332
Yeah, I know.
More important than me.

286
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,205
No, that's not what I'm saying.

287
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,674
You only had me over
because Mom forced you to.

288
00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:38,874
Just be honest!

289
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:40,139
You want me to be honest?

290
00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:41,707
Yeah. That's all I want.

291
00:15:41,742 --> 00:15:45,051
Listen. I'm gonna be back
in a couple days, tops. Okay?

292
00:15:45,086 --> 00:15:47,650
And we're gonna sit down,
and I'm gonna explain things

293
00:15:47,686 --> 00:15:51,491
in a way that I hope that you're gonna
understand what's been happening.

294
00:15:51,526 --> 00:15:53,092
Oh, I understand fine.

295
00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:55,754
You're just a crappy dad.

296
00:15:59,796 --> 00:16:01,199
Charlie...

297
00:16:05,906 --> 00:16:07,368
Well, you can't be
here by yourself.

298
00:16:07,404 --> 00:16:09,235
Let me call Mom
and she'll come pick you up.

299
00:16:09,271 --> 00:16:10,551
Nah, I got it. I got it.

300
00:16:14,947 --> 00:16:18,216
Hey, Mom.
Uh, hold on to your hat.

301
00:16:18,252 --> 00:16:21,780
Dad has a work emergency,
so can you come pick me up?

302
00:16:23,087 --> 00:16:25,025
Yeah, I know, it's a bummer.

303
00:16:25,821 --> 00:16:27,060
Okay.

304
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:28,972
She'll be here in ten minutes.

305
00:16:28,996 --> 00:16:30,300
You don't have to wait.
Listen. I know.

306
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,296
I'm not a baby anymore, Dad.

307
00:16:33,568 --> 00:16:34,661
Okay, I'll see you later.

308
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,200
Fanny pack.

309
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,505
Can't forget that.

310
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,777
I love you.

311
00:16:45,812 --> 00:16:47,311
I'll see you in a couple days.

312
00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:54,446
You still there?

313
00:16:54,482 --> 00:16:56,314
I love it when you
call me "Mom".

314
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,151
Now, let's throw a rager.

315
00:16:58,187 --> 00:16:59,719
Yeah, let's throw a rager.

316
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,095
Wait, what is a rager?

317
00:17:25,786 --> 00:17:27,483
Hey, Berger.

318
00:17:28,521 --> 00:17:29,584
Hi.

319
00:17:33,394 --> 00:17:34,655
Oh, crap.

320
00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:41,094
What are you doing here?

321
00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:44,629
Berger said I could borrow your
notes for that stupid test tomorrow.

322
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,039
Also, he said your dad
abandoned you

323
00:17:47,074 --> 00:17:49,241
and you're listening
to Anne Murray alone.

324
00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:52,607
All right, let's get this
rager started.

325
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,644
Much better.

326
00:18:00,887 --> 00:18:02,788
Dude, what the hell?

327
00:18:02,823 --> 00:18:04,990
Uh, chicks dig sob stories.

328
00:18:05,025 --> 00:18:06,457
Why did you bring 'em
here at all?

329
00:18:06,493 --> 00:18:09,221
I'm sorry, I didn't know you
wanted to have a one-on-one rager.

330
00:18:09,257 --> 00:18:10,391
Maya does not like me.

331
00:18:10,426 --> 00:18:11,858
She left the country
because of me.

332
00:18:11,894 --> 00:18:14,601
If that were true,
she wouldn't be here right now.

333
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:15,894
Take a deep breath in.

334
00:18:16,938 --> 00:18:18,146
And now breathe into your hands

335
00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:19,310
and tell me how
your breath smells.

336
00:18:19,334 --> 00:18:21,139
It's good. Okay.

337
00:18:21,174 --> 00:18:23,875
Now, use some of that
sweet, sweet breath

338
00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:26,179
and ask Maya to the dance.

339
00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:27,840
No.

340
00:18:29,148 --> 00:18:31,376
Do you ladies want
a sugary beverage?

341
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,680
Lead the way.

342
00:18:34,856 --> 00:18:36,453
Wait. It's your birthday
tomorrow?

343
00:18:37,021 --> 00:18:38,625
You remember my birthday?

344
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:39,819
No, it's on the photo.

345
00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:44,395
Cool. Cool.

346
00:18:47,232 --> 00:18:48,660
I don't like to make a big deal.

347
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,662
I always find
birthdays disappointing.

348
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,664
Birthdays with
divorced parents suck.

349
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,500
Tell me about it.
My dad is the king

350
00:18:55,536 --> 00:18:57,473
of thoughtless airport gifts.

351
00:18:57,508 --> 00:18:59,604
Do you know how many butt
pillows I have at home?

352
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,182
I think those are neck pillows.

353
00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:04,984
There's only two forks?

354
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,849
What is this guy,
a serial killer?

355
00:19:06,885 --> 00:19:08,617
I want to, um

356
00:19:09,789 --> 00:19:11,849
address the

357
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:15,687
I don't know if you
remember fifth grade?

358
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:18,359
Yeah, what happened
in fifth grade?

359
00:19:18,395 --> 00:19:22,196
I feel really bad
about what I did.

360
00:19:22,231 --> 00:19:25,865
And I don't, um, know

361
00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:29,605
how to say this.

362
00:19:30,173 --> 00:19:32,771
But... What's happening?

363
00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:35,809
What's happening is
I'm trying to open up.

364
00:19:35,844 --> 00:19:37,884
No, like, behind you.
That's what I'm trying to say.

365
00:19:42,987 --> 00:19:44,389
Berger? Lizzie?

366
00:19:44,424 --> 00:19:48,123
I hit the balls and it
opened up and I can't...

367
00:19:48,158 --> 00:19:49,420
It's okay, I understand.

368
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,989
Your dad's a freak.

369
00:19:52,599 --> 00:19:53,662
Whoa.

370
00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:57,532
Wait. Careful, careful.

371
00:19:57,567 --> 00:20:00,065
How do we open it?
We need a code.

372
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,309
This is just like an escape
room. Scan the room for clues.

373
00:20:04,074 --> 00:20:05,574
It's numerical.

374
00:20:05,609 --> 00:20:09,080
So that rules out
childhood pets, birthplace.

375
00:20:09,116 --> 00:20:10,914
When's your parents'
anniversary?

376
00:20:10,949 --> 00:20:12,084
They're divorced.

377
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,114
How about your dad's birthday?

378
00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:15,585
November 18th.

379
00:20:18,726 --> 00:20:19,753
Or...

380
00:20:19,789 --> 00:20:23,555
Better yet, the birthday
of a loved one. Nothing.

381
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,595
Hey, Happy Almost Birthday.

382
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,703
0-4-0-7-0-8.

383
00:20:40,212 --> 00:20:41,677
Hello. LIZZIE: Whoa.

384
00:20:42,245 --> 00:20:43,981
Looks like an elevator.

385
00:20:44,017 --> 00:20:45,511
What, to go upstairs?

386
00:20:45,546 --> 00:20:47,386
That's kinda lazy, isn't it?

387
00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:49,850
Why is there only one button?

388
00:20:54,257 --> 00:20:55,460
Please don't touch...

389
00:21:00,428 --> 00:21:02,262
My guts are floating.

390
00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:16,844
How far
down did we go? Far.

391
00:21:26,057 --> 00:21:28,493
Yeah... I'm okay.

392
00:21:37,368 --> 00:21:39,372
Whoa, this place is big.

393
00:21:42,408 --> 00:21:44,476
<i>Headquarters activating.</i>

394
00:21:49,584 --> 00:21:50,584
Come on.

395
00:21:53,648 --> 00:21:56,015
How far down are we?

396
00:22:07,362 --> 00:22:09,066
This is so tight.

397
00:22:09,101 --> 00:22:10,969
This is beyond tight.

398
00:22:11,004 --> 00:22:12,867
This is the tightest.

399
00:22:13,742 --> 00:22:14,836
Look at that.

400
00:22:22,381 --> 00:22:23,779
Come on, guys, over here.

401
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:27,880
Whoa, what's this?

402
00:22:27,915 --> 00:22:29,365
Okay, how could
he have built this?

403
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:31,320
We're, like, a hundred miles
underground.

404
00:22:31,355 --> 00:22:32,656
<i>Welcome.</i>

405
00:22:47,539 --> 00:22:49,167
<i>Mission in progress.</i>

406
00:22:50,508 --> 00:22:52,945
"Current location: New Zealand."

407
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:53,980
That's far away.

408
00:22:54,842 --> 00:22:56,647
<i>Mission archive.</i>

409
00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,560
Plane crash in Brazil.

410
00:23:10,163 --> 00:23:11,623
Nuclear meltdown in India.

411
00:23:11,659 --> 00:23:12,997
That was all over the news!

412
00:23:13,032 --> 00:23:15,399
Tsunami in Japan.

413
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:17,434
The thing in
the Empire State Building.

414
00:23:17,469 --> 00:23:18,999
These are all
The Guard's missions.

415
00:23:21,474 --> 00:23:24,208
We're in The Guard's
secret headquarters.

416
00:23:24,244 --> 00:23:26,145
Which is under your dad's house.

417
00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:27,678
Do you realize what this means?

418
00:23:29,246 --> 00:23:30,780
It means my dad

419
00:23:32,316 --> 00:23:33,783
works for The Guard.

420
00:23:34,185 --> 00:23:35,649
No. Dude.

421
00:23:35,685 --> 00:23:37,919
It means your dad is The Guard.

422
00:23:39,056 --> 00:23:40,186
What?

423
00:23:40,222 --> 00:23:41,827
No.

424
00:23:41,863 --> 00:23:44,891
My dad is not The Guard. The
Guard is like the greatest hero ever.

425
00:23:44,926 --> 00:23:46,641
Okay. My dad
can't handle hot wings.

426
00:23:46,665 --> 00:23:47,945
Yeah. I've seen him
without his shirt on.

427
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:49,095
He can barely swim.

428
00:23:50,468 --> 00:23:52,566
Okay. My dad is not The Guard.

429
00:23:52,602 --> 00:23:54,474
Somebody's in denial.

430
00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:57,441
Hey, guys.

431
00:23:57,476 --> 00:23:59,611
Does The Guard wear
a fanny pack?

432
00:24:06,686 --> 00:24:09,148
Lost it again.
Signal blocker's too strong.

433
00:24:12,854 --> 00:24:15,123
Run it again.
Simulate its origin.

434
00:24:15,158 --> 00:24:16,354
On it.

435
00:24:16,389 --> 00:24:19,357
So, Irons, where do we stand
on finding The Guard's source?

436
00:24:19,392 --> 00:24:22,568
We'll find it, all right?
Relax. We just need more time.

437
00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:24,130
Time?

438
00:24:25,635 --> 00:24:27,438
You've had time.
You've had years.

439
00:24:27,473 --> 00:24:28,813
Sooner or later,
it becomes binary, okay?

440
00:24:28,837 --> 00:24:30,808
You either found it
or you haven't.

441
00:24:30,843 --> 00:24:33,106
And you haven't. And that's
why I'm pulling the plug.

442
00:24:34,278 --> 00:24:36,082
You're firing me?

443
00:24:36,117 --> 00:24:37,612
Oh, I'm not just firing you.

444
00:24:37,647 --> 00:24:39,449
No, no, I'm firing everybody.

445
00:24:39,485 --> 00:24:42,120
I'm firing that guy,
firing him, her.

446
00:24:42,156 --> 00:24:43,287
She's all right, he's cool.

447
00:24:43,323 --> 00:24:45,021
I know what happened that night.

448
00:24:45,057 --> 00:24:48,394
And I know I've lost everything
trying to prove that it's real.

449
00:24:48,429 --> 00:24:50,356
My credibility, my
career. My money.

450
00:24:50,391 --> 00:24:53,230
My own government tried to
destroy me for asking questions.

451
00:24:53,265 --> 00:24:54,430
Why do you think that is?

452
00:24:54,465 --> 00:24:55,932
Listen, I love that story.

453
00:24:55,967 --> 00:24:58,236
The uniform, the woods, the
bad man who stole the orb,

454
00:24:58,272 --> 00:24:59,569
how you got your little boo-boo.

455
00:24:59,604 --> 00:25:01,366
I get it. Tell it
to someone else.

456
00:25:01,401 --> 00:25:05,202
As soon as The Guard makes
a mistake, we'll find the Source.

457
00:25:05,238 --> 00:25:07,411
If there's one thing I
learned about The Guard

458
00:25:07,446 --> 00:25:09,880
it's he doesn't make mistakes.

459
00:25:09,915 --> 00:25:12,618
All right, you got till the end
of the week to shut this down.

460
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:17,075
<i>Printing in progress.</i>

461
00:25:22,326 --> 00:25:24,025
Wow. Cool lasers.

462
00:25:29,734 --> 00:25:32,371
<i>Escape hatch
panel number 13 complete.</i>

463
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,101
Look, it's building itself.

464
00:25:41,482 --> 00:25:43,678
Some kind of
3D printer from space.

465
00:25:43,714 --> 00:25:45,615
Ooh, tell it to print a fake ID.

466
00:25:45,650 --> 00:25:46,891
Can it print Britney Spears?

467
00:25:46,915 --> 00:25:48,621
Hasn't she been through enough?

468
00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:50,984
Can't print people.

469
00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:53,120
Looks like only a few things
to choose from.

470
00:25:54,992 --> 00:25:57,460
Uh, Maya, I think you
pressed the wrong button.

471
00:25:57,495 --> 00:25:59,161
Yeah. Emergency shutoff.

472
00:25:59,197 --> 00:26:01,700
- This is a bad idea.
- Uh, here, try this button.

473
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,243
<i>Transferring
to charging station.</i>

474
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,360
Nice material.

475
00:26:36,004 --> 00:26:36,895
Oh, what's this?

476
00:26:36,931 --> 00:26:38,638
Looks like a magic wand.

477
00:26:42,503 --> 00:26:43,775
Whoa.

478
00:26:59,424 --> 00:27:00,658
Looking good, Hermione.

479
00:27:00,693 --> 00:27:03,289
It's not a magic wand,
it's a magnet wand.

480
00:27:03,590 --> 00:27:04,829
What?

481
00:27:20,146 --> 00:27:21,676
It's a HUD.

482
00:27:21,711 --> 00:27:23,276
A what? A heads-up display.

483
00:27:24,417 --> 00:27:26,147
I wonder what this button does?

484
00:27:29,789 --> 00:27:33,252
Help me! Berger!
Berger! It's not a backpack!

485
00:27:33,287 --> 00:27:35,993
Hold on,
I'm coming! Turn it off!

486
00:27:36,028 --> 00:27:38,456
Pull me down, Maya! Okay,
hang on, hang on, I got...

487
00:27:40,566 --> 00:27:42,229
Whoa! BERGER: Lizzie, careful!

488
00:27:47,034 --> 00:27:49,639
You okay? That was awesome.

489
00:27:49,674 --> 00:27:51,036
That was crazy. You guys okay?

490
00:27:51,072 --> 00:27:53,374
<i>Target applying.</i>

491
00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:54,439
Oh, shh...

492
00:27:56,746 --> 00:27:58,344
Oh, my God, Maya!

493
00:28:01,850 --> 00:28:03,784
I killed Maya. You killed Maya.

494
00:28:03,819 --> 00:28:05,384
I killed Maya. You killed Maya!

495
00:28:08,262 --> 00:28:09,894
She's okay. You're okay.

496
00:28:10,725 --> 00:28:12,259
That was awesome.

497
00:28:13,126 --> 00:28:14,932
<i>Shrink to fit.</i>

498
00:28:16,332 --> 00:28:18,566
- Stylish and functional.
- Guys, check this out!

499
00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:21,567
Where's his head?

500
00:28:21,602 --> 00:28:26,044
It's DJ Berger, the headless
assassin comin' at you live!

501
00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:27,142
Berger?

502
00:28:27,910 --> 00:28:30,310
Guys! Guys! Look over here.

503
00:28:32,949 --> 00:28:34,886
Ooh, I look good today.

504
00:28:35,286 --> 00:28:36,451
How?

505
00:28:36,487 --> 00:28:37,922
It's amazing!

506
00:28:37,957 --> 00:28:41,392
You put your head through
one magic portal thingy

507
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,796
and it comes out the other.

508
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,194
Oh, my gosh.

509
00:28:46,695 --> 00:28:48,064
Ooh, what's that?

510
00:28:54,305 --> 00:28:57,109
<i>G-mobile
summoned. Ready for mission.</i>

511
00:28:57,144 --> 00:28:59,009
This is sick.

512
00:29:01,211 --> 00:29:03,783
You still think your
dad's The Guard's butler?

513
00:29:43,420 --> 00:29:44,420
Uh...

514
00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:47,057
You okay?

515
00:29:47,723 --> 00:29:49,158
What? Yeah, I, um.

516
00:29:50,993 --> 00:29:53,261
I'm just ready
to get outta here.

517
00:29:53,296 --> 00:29:56,396
Right, 'cause it kinda looks
like you broke something.

518
00:29:58,332 --> 00:30:01,570
Yeah, I guess I don't
know my own strength.

519
00:30:06,909 --> 00:30:09,248
Hey. Now that we're alone,

520
00:30:09,283 --> 00:30:12,951
I just wanted you to know that
I've been picking up on your signal...

521
00:30:13,584 --> 00:30:16,052
And... What?

522
00:30:16,087 --> 00:30:18,990
Yes. I would love to go
to the dance with you.

523
00:30:21,491 --> 00:30:23,155
Aww.

524
00:30:23,191 --> 00:30:25,158
Thank you for
the completely random

525
00:30:25,194 --> 00:30:27,791
and utterly
last-minute offer, Berger.

526
00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:29,467
Truly.

527
00:30:29,503 --> 00:30:31,299
But, I already have a date.

528
00:30:32,739 --> 00:30:35,435
Who? An older
guy, more my speed.

529
00:30:36,576 --> 00:30:38,075
You're a little young for me.

530
00:30:39,842 --> 00:30:41,980
But we're the same age.

531
00:30:43,877 --> 00:30:46,546
Guys, we gotta put
everything back where we found it.

532
00:30:46,581 --> 00:30:48,193
Nobody can know we were in here.

533
00:30:48,217 --> 00:30:50,455
You know we have that
test tomorrow, anyway.

534
00:30:50,490 --> 00:30:51,985
That class was so easy.

535
00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:53,786
I wish I could take it for you.

536
00:30:53,822 --> 00:30:55,092
About that.

537
00:30:55,992 --> 00:30:57,996
I kind of have a crazy idea.

538
00:31:00,961 --> 00:31:02,297
A covert mission.

539
00:31:02,332 --> 00:31:05,069
<i>But, we're gonna need to
borrow a few gadgets.</i>

540
00:31:10,539 --> 00:31:13,310
You have five
minutes to complete this test.

541
00:31:13,346 --> 00:31:14,711
No phones.

542
00:31:14,746 --> 00:31:17,081
Cheaters will be prosecuted.

543
00:31:41,474 --> 00:31:42,601
"Maya."

544
00:31:44,344 --> 00:31:45,406
No problem.

545
00:31:49,277 --> 00:31:51,550
You ready to chop down
the Sequoia?

546
00:31:51,585 --> 00:31:52,585
What the hell?

547
00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:56,648
We got a hit.
It's strong.

548
00:31:57,657 --> 00:31:59,087
Hawaii, Irons, you seeing this?

549
00:31:59,123 --> 00:32:00,670
That was awesome.
She didn't even notice.

550
00:32:00,694 --> 00:32:02,787
Excuse me, Mister Berger.

551
00:32:02,823 --> 00:32:04,357
Uh...

552
00:32:04,392 --> 00:32:06,161
What was that thing
you put in your locker?

553
00:32:06,196 --> 00:32:08,964
It was a sculpture
I made for art class.

554
00:32:08,999 --> 00:32:11,069
I got my eyes on you, Berger.

555
00:32:13,171 --> 00:32:15,737
Very challenging test,
thank you. Anytime.

556
00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:21,607
Hey, Coach? Yeah.

557
00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:23,679
Put me in.

558
00:32:23,714 --> 00:32:25,050
You sure about that?

559
00:32:35,695 --> 00:32:37,023
Strike one!

560
00:32:37,058 --> 00:32:38,629
That was pretty fast.

561
00:32:38,664 --> 00:32:39,664
This is the lifeline.

562
00:32:42,737 --> 00:32:44,057
<i>Power increased.</i>

563
00:32:44,535 --> 00:32:45,429
Charlie.

564
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,232
We got a strong flash signal.

565
00:32:47,267 --> 00:32:48,804
Like single-mom strong.

566
00:32:48,839 --> 00:32:50,169
This could be it.

567
00:32:50,205 --> 00:32:51,769
This is the prosperity line.

568
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,085
Strike two!

569
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,649
And this is the, uh,
line that tells me

570
00:33:05,685 --> 00:33:07,719
that you don't have
a date to the dance.

571
00:33:11,931 --> 00:33:13,362
<i>Maximum strength.</i>

572
00:33:16,934 --> 00:33:18,229
Do you wanna go with me?

573
00:33:18,264 --> 00:33:20,072
I guess. Yeah, cool.

574
00:33:48,931 --> 00:33:50,195
Now that's fast.

575
00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:51,733
Strike three. You're out.

576
00:33:59,111 --> 00:34:01,106
Shotgun! BERGER:
You owe me a new glove!

577
00:34:01,142 --> 00:34:02,547
What's next?

578
00:34:10,652 --> 00:34:13,620
You're an
excellent driver! Thanks!

579
00:34:21,165 --> 00:34:22,860
Is The Guard doing donuts?

580
00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:24,829
Stay on him.

581
00:34:29,906 --> 00:34:33,237
<i>And in breaking
news, another possible Guard sighting.</i>

582
00:34:33,273 --> 00:34:34,575
<i>Local officials</i>

583
00:34:35,376 --> 00:34:37,077
108!

584
00:34:37,113 --> 00:34:38,142
Oh! We got a live one!

585
00:34:38,178 --> 00:34:39,617
Light 'em up!

586
00:34:41,086 --> 00:34:42,953
Dispatch, we got
a 10-80 in progress.

587
00:34:42,989 --> 00:34:45,624
Looks like a hippie van
on steroids.

588
00:34:45,659 --> 00:34:46,752
Are those police sirens?

589
00:34:46,787 --> 00:34:49,294
Charlie? Charlie, I need
you to gas it right now!

590
00:34:49,329 --> 00:34:51,170
I can't get arrested! I need
to go to medical school!

591
00:34:51,194 --> 00:34:52,628
Time for some evasive driving.

592
00:34:52,663 --> 00:34:53,726
YOLO!

593
00:34:57,465 --> 00:35:00,832
Hey! Hippie Monster Truck!
Pull over!

594
00:35:06,810 --> 00:35:07,872
Let's dance!

595
00:35:11,248 --> 00:35:12,850
Get outta the road, you idiots.

596
00:35:12,885 --> 00:35:14,582
Charlie, drive faster!

597
00:35:15,721 --> 00:35:17,521
They're still there!

598
00:35:17,557 --> 00:35:20,002
This is a tactical vehicle. It
must have diversionary features.

599
00:35:20,026 --> 00:35:21,336
All of them, guys,
try all of them!

600
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,837
<i>Automatic machine gun. Missiles.</i>

601
00:35:22,861 --> 00:35:24,355
<i>Discombobulator on.</i>

602
00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:26,996
<i>Discombobulator off.</i>

603
00:35:27,032 --> 00:35:28,332
It's a full-blown surge.

604
00:35:28,733 --> 00:35:30,232
Lockin' on.

605
00:35:30,268 --> 00:35:32,270
<i>Engaging smoke screen.</i>

606
00:35:35,173 --> 00:35:36,875
Is that smoke? It's smoke bombs.

607
00:35:36,911 --> 00:35:38,437
I can't be near smoke,
I have asthma.

608
00:35:38,473 --> 00:35:40,278
Roll up the window!

609
00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:44,249
What is that, anthrax?

610
00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:47,747
Let me have some.

611
00:35:48,988 --> 00:35:50,288
What else do we have here?

612
00:35:50,323 --> 00:35:51,931
Come on try something.
Figure something out.

613
00:35:51,955 --> 00:35:54,555
<i>Magnetic
pulse activated.</i> MAYA: Magnet activated.

614
00:35:55,825 --> 00:35:57,054
Whoa.

615
00:35:57,090 --> 00:35:59,075
<i>Connection
established.</i> CHARLIE: Woo-hoo!

616
00:35:59,099 --> 00:36:01,266
<i>Magnets bonded.</i> Stop!

617
00:36:03,363 --> 00:36:04,730
Nice driving, Kincaid!

618
00:36:04,765 --> 00:36:07,404
Yeah, I play<i> Mario Kart</i>
at a very high level!

619
00:36:09,571 --> 00:36:11,908
It's unblocked.
Yep, there he is. Got him!

620
00:36:11,944 --> 00:36:13,945
All right, pull up the map.

621
00:36:13,981 --> 00:36:15,746
He must've made a mistake.

622
00:36:15,781 --> 00:36:17,146
Hell yeah, he did.

623
00:36:17,182 --> 00:36:18,712
Tell the team we're mission go.

624
00:36:19,883 --> 00:36:21,220
We got him.

625
00:36:28,192 --> 00:36:29,921
Driving's not that hard.

626
00:36:38,336 --> 00:36:41,334
You guys go down.
I'll be there in a sec.

627
00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:42,967
Okay. Don't be too long.

628
00:36:45,111 --> 00:36:47,312
<i>Hey, Charlie, uh, I'm sorry,</i>

629
00:36:47,348 --> 00:36:49,306
<i>things are more
complicated than we thought.</i>

630
00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:52,744
<i>So, I'm gonna have to extend
this trip for a few more days</i>

631
00:36:52,779 --> 00:36:55,119
<i>but I will see you
the following week</i>

632
00:36:55,154 --> 00:36:57,256
<i>and happy birthday. I really...</i>

633
00:37:01,962 --> 00:37:03,526
Hey, Maya, go long.

634
00:37:12,565 --> 00:37:13,965
I got it! LIZZIE: Oh, no!

635
00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:16,308
Guys, I think it's dead!

636
00:37:17,337 --> 00:37:18,541
Lizzie!

637
00:37:20,844 --> 00:37:21,844
Okay.

638
00:37:24,243 --> 00:37:25,717
Ow.

639
00:37:25,752 --> 00:37:27,713
That was amazing.

640
00:37:27,749 --> 00:37:29,816
I'm gonna go upstairs
and make a phone call.

641
00:37:48,174 --> 00:37:49,379
I can't believe...
So I was thinking...

642
00:37:49,403 --> 00:37:50,936
Sorry, you go first.

643
00:37:52,274 --> 00:37:53,845
I was just gonna say it.

644
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:54,806
It must be weird, huh?

645
00:37:54,841 --> 00:37:58,446
Knowing your dad has,
like, a sci-fi man cave.

646
00:37:58,481 --> 00:38:00,583
Yeah, it is weird.
Thanks for asking.

647
00:38:01,617 --> 00:38:06,787
It's like we don't even
know each other.

648
00:38:07,688 --> 00:38:09,753
I thought he worked
at a Genius Bar.

649
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,892
And he thought I was a righty.

650
00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:15,829
Well, I didn't forget.

651
00:38:17,771 --> 00:38:18,799
Happy birthday.

652
00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:21,769
You fixed it?

653
00:38:24,303 --> 00:38:25,509
Thanks.

654
00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:50,101
Formation.

655
00:38:50,136 --> 00:38:51,601
What do they call you?

656
00:38:52,169 --> 00:38:54,067
Wisconsin. I'm Hawaii.

657
00:38:54,102 --> 00:38:55,166
Aloha.

658
00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:56,540
Shh.

659
00:38:58,304 --> 00:39:00,243
Oh.

660
00:39:00,278 --> 00:39:01,578
Everyone on alert here, okay?

661
00:39:01,613 --> 00:39:03,586
Yeah, careful, this could be
Freddy Krueger's house.

662
00:39:03,610 --> 00:39:04,911
You seeing any security?

663
00:39:06,315 --> 00:39:08,046
No, I see defenses.

664
00:39:10,521 --> 00:39:12,985
They just seem to be
disarmed at the moment.

665
00:39:14,522 --> 00:39:16,428
Signal's comin' from inside.

666
00:39:18,830 --> 00:39:19,893
Move.

667
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,073
Clear. Clear.

668
00:39:36,145 --> 00:39:37,548
Smells good.

669
00:39:41,849 --> 00:39:43,950
Feels like we're breaking
into a Pottery Barn.

670
00:39:43,985 --> 00:39:46,722
What are we stealing, Irons?
You'll know when you see it.

671
00:39:48,027 --> 00:39:49,353
Oh. I have this lamp.

672
00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:52,893
I get why he couldn't tell the
world about his secret identity.

673
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:54,928
But...

674
00:39:55,595 --> 00:39:57,062
Why couldn't he tell me?

675
00:39:58,136 --> 00:40:00,304
Am I that untrustable?

676
00:40:00,340 --> 00:40:01,935
Certainly weren't
in the fifth grade.

677
00:40:05,209 --> 00:40:06,808
So you do remember.

678
00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:09,280
How could I forget?

679
00:40:09,315 --> 00:40:11,246
Robbie Fernandez's
birthday party.

680
00:40:11,281 --> 00:40:12,947
You and I almost kiss.

681
00:40:12,983 --> 00:40:16,720
You chicken out. And you
tell everyone I have bad breath.

682
00:40:16,756 --> 00:40:19,488
It wasn't true. There's
nothing wrong with your breath.

683
00:40:19,524 --> 00:40:22,185
I know, 'cause I have
amazing breath,

684
00:40:22,221 --> 00:40:24,326
but you do know the
nickname Moldy Mouth Maya

685
00:40:24,361 --> 00:40:25,827
followed me around, right?

686
00:40:26,893 --> 00:40:29,193
And that's why
you left the country.

687
00:40:30,436 --> 00:40:33,197
What? No, my mom got
transferred, you dingus.

688
00:40:36,775 --> 00:40:40,971
I'm getting an electromagnetic
pulse from below the house.

689
00:40:41,007 --> 00:40:42,811
We checked.
There's no basement.

690
00:40:44,112 --> 00:40:46,583
Hey, you guys are gonna
wanna check out his office.

691
00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:48,949
It has a great feng shui
and a secret elevator.

692
00:40:52,419 --> 00:40:53,756
Sick, right?

693
00:41:04,599 --> 00:41:05,931
We are in the right place.

694
00:41:05,966 --> 00:41:09,437
<i>What's up, guys?</i>
<i>Welcome to</i> MTV Cribs

695
00:41:09,473 --> 00:41:11,771
<i>with your boy, Barry Berger.</i>

696
00:41:11,807 --> 00:41:14,807
<i>And right now
I'm in my secret HQ,</i>

697
00:41:14,842 --> 00:41:17,409
<i>which kinda rocks, pun intended.</i>

698
00:41:20,151 --> 00:41:21,520
Must be Lizzie?

699
00:41:29,461 --> 00:41:32,697
When did Lizzie
get a flashlight?

700
00:41:32,732 --> 00:41:34,812
Something's
wrong. We gotta move, come on.

701
00:42:08,897 --> 00:42:12,331
<i>And, uh, yeah, this is where
the magic happens.</i>

702
00:42:12,367 --> 00:42:14,805
<i>I don't really know what this
room...</i>

703
00:42:14,841 --> 00:42:15,904
Shh.

704
00:42:15,939 --> 00:42:18,308
Okay, we gotta hide. There
are people here with guns.

705
00:42:18,343 --> 00:42:19,476
The Mafia? Shh!

706
00:42:19,511 --> 00:42:21,375
No. They look
paramilitary to me.

707
00:42:21,411 --> 00:42:22,478
How could you tell?

708
00:42:22,514 --> 00:42:23,909
Equipment.
I saw a Sig Sauer MDX,

709
00:42:23,944 --> 00:42:26,446
Zev Dragonfly Glock 17,
Plate Carriers,

710
00:42:26,482 --> 00:42:28,045
and grenades. Wow.

711
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,713
We gotta get Lizzie and...

712
00:42:29,749 --> 00:42:31,489
Oh, my God, Lizzie.

713
00:42:31,524 --> 00:42:32,599
<i>I'm wearing a vest now,</i>

714
00:42:32,623 --> 00:42:34,322
<i>I'm really looking forward...</i>
Mm hmm.

715
00:42:34,358 --> 00:42:37,891
All right. Well, remember not to make
a big deal when you get here, okay?

716
00:42:37,927 --> 00:42:40,057
The Guard's on
a mission in Japan. So...

717
00:42:40,093 --> 00:42:42,865
It looks like we just
missed him then.

718
00:42:42,901 --> 00:42:45,133
Let's get this object and
get the heck outta here.

719
00:42:45,168 --> 00:42:46,830
Um...

720
00:42:46,866 --> 00:42:48,000
Looks like we got company.

721
00:42:48,035 --> 00:42:50,203
Well, whoever it is,
it's not him.

722
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:52,642
They might be after the
same thing we are, though, so...

723
00:42:52,678 --> 00:42:54,642
Let's make sure
they don't beat us to it.

724
00:42:54,677 --> 00:42:55,944
What are we gonna do?

725
00:42:55,979 --> 00:42:58,248
I have an idea.
We hide until Charlie's dad

726
00:42:58,283 --> 00:42:59,350
gets back and saves us.

727
00:42:59,385 --> 00:43:00,562
How long is he gone for again?

728
00:43:00,586 --> 00:43:01,962
He said he could be
a couple of days.

729
00:43:01,986 --> 00:43:03,326
A couple
as in two or a couple as in ten?

730
00:43:03,350 --> 00:43:05,364
'Cause the human body can
survive three days... A couple

731
00:43:05,388 --> 00:43:06,791
literally means two.

732
00:43:06,826 --> 00:43:08,966
Guys, come on, Lizzie's up
there and we gotta help her.

733
00:43:08,990 --> 00:43:11,256
How? The only way
out is the elevator.

734
00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:13,268
The garage. That's where
the camper van came out of.

735
00:43:13,292 --> 00:43:15,093
There must be an
exit, right? Let's go.

736
00:43:15,128 --> 00:43:17,129
Whoever's down here,
we're gonna smoke 'em out.

737
00:43:17,165 --> 00:43:19,001
You and Wisconsin
sweep the perimeter. Yeah.

738
00:43:19,036 --> 00:43:21,164
Jersey, you and Hawaii set
the signal jammer upstairs.

739
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,648
Make sure no one's
hidin' out up there

740
00:43:22,672 --> 00:43:24,267
and no one takes
as much as a piss

741
00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:26,276
without talkin' to me
first, you got that?

742
00:43:26,311 --> 00:43:27,311
Copy that.

743
00:43:30,017 --> 00:43:31,017
Starting now.

744
00:43:31,046 --> 00:43:33,418
He's got one of those
little fancy Japanese toilet

745
00:43:33,453 --> 00:43:35,812
motion-sensor things
that spray the...

746
00:43:35,848 --> 00:43:37,554
Yeah. Get upstairs.

747
00:43:37,589 --> 00:43:39,050
- Copy that.
- Move. Let's go!

748
00:43:39,085 --> 00:43:41,022
You heard him.
Let's move.

749
00:43:45,490 --> 00:43:47,666
Just text me when you're here
and I'll come outside.

750
00:43:50,504 --> 00:43:52,132
<i>Lockdown initiated.</i>

751
00:43:52,565 --> 00:43:53,770
Hurry up!

752
00:43:53,805 --> 00:43:55,699
<i>- In five, four, three...</i>
- Go, go, go.

753
00:43:55,735 --> 00:43:57,137
<i>Two, one.</i>

754
00:43:59,645 --> 00:44:01,011
Did
you hear that? Yeah.

755
00:44:01,046 --> 00:44:02,147
On me.

756
00:44:02,182 --> 00:44:03,308
Go back.

757
00:44:06,616 --> 00:44:08,079
Argon, we found the place.

758
00:44:08,115 --> 00:44:10,352
<i>And what?</i>
But we got a problem.

759
00:44:10,388 --> 00:44:11,448
<i>Yeah, what is it?</i>

760
00:44:11,483 --> 00:44:13,989
You'll wanna get over
here ASAP. <i>I'm on my way.</i>

761
00:44:57,296 --> 00:44:59,331
<i>Power source removed.</i>

762
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:16,550
Where are you hiding?

763
00:45:23,355 --> 00:45:25,357
<i>Generating predictions.</i>

764
00:45:33,098 --> 00:45:35,400
Charlie. Charlie.

765
00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:37,974
Charlie. Huh?

766
00:45:38,673 --> 00:45:40,976
Come on!

767
00:45:41,012 --> 00:45:43,540
<i>Whoever is here,
I know you can hear me.</i>

768
00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:47,111
We have this place locked down
so there is no escape.

769
00:45:47,147 --> 00:45:48,679
<i>We've come
to retrieve an object,</i>

770
00:45:48,714 --> 00:45:50,951
<i>and we followed the
energy trail to this exact spot.</i>

771
00:45:50,986 --> 00:45:52,583
<i>So we know it's in here.</i>
The van.

772
00:45:52,618 --> 00:45:55,322
We came for the object, not
you, so you have a choice.

773
00:45:55,358 --> 00:45:58,224
<i>You can just give it to us
and no harm will come to you.</i>

774
00:45:58,260 --> 00:46:01,230
Or you can get in our way
and you will be sorry.

775
00:46:01,265 --> 00:46:02,900
Oh, no.

776
00:46:14,809 --> 00:46:16,344
Where are these intruders?

777
00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:18,625
They're downstairs
and there's someone up here. A girl.

778
00:46:18,649 --> 00:46:19,883
What if she called the cops?

779
00:46:19,919 --> 00:46:22,113
Not possible. I set up
blockers around the house.

780
00:46:22,148 --> 00:46:23,719
Did you block every frequency?

781
00:46:23,755 --> 00:46:25,285
Does Sponge Bob live
in a pineapple?

782
00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:31,058
Looks like we might have to
get our hands dirty tonight.

783
00:46:31,093 --> 00:46:34,263
Hey, killing kids is not
a part of my contract.

784
00:46:34,298 --> 00:46:38,465
Hey, hey, hey, whoa. Who
said anything about killing kids?

785
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:40,881
All right, we're gonna find her
and we're gonna scare her, right?

786
00:46:40,905 --> 00:46:43,167
Uh-huh. Good.
'Cause I don't kill kids.

787
00:46:43,202 --> 00:46:44,969
No, totally, totally, totally.

788
00:46:45,005 --> 00:46:47,139
But, uh, what about adults?

789
00:46:47,175 --> 00:46:49,505
Adults are fine, right?
Adults are fine.

790
00:46:49,541 --> 00:46:51,509
I kill adults all the
time. Yeah, exactly.

791
00:46:54,419 --> 00:46:55,546
One less adult.

792
00:47:04,495 --> 00:47:05,757
Freeze!

793
00:47:05,792 --> 00:47:07,257
Who are you?

794
00:47:07,293 --> 00:47:10,533
I'm Lizzie McGonagle. Elizabeth.

795
00:47:10,568 --> 00:47:12,502
And I'm 14 years old.

796
00:47:12,537 --> 00:47:13,797
And I look really mature,

797
00:47:13,832 --> 00:47:16,772
but I'm just starting to feel
comfortable in my own skin.

798
00:47:16,808 --> 00:47:19,069
And I'm too pretty to die, okay?

799
00:47:19,104 --> 00:47:20,470
I'm way too pretty to die

800
00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:22,939
and I don't know why
you guys wanna kill me.

801
00:47:22,975 --> 00:47:27,413
Because I'm so pretty and I have
so much more of life to live right now.

802
00:47:27,448 --> 00:47:30,348
You guys don't have as
much life to live as I do,

803
00:47:30,384 --> 00:47:32,719
and I really just don't want
you guys to kill me.

804
00:47:32,755 --> 00:47:34,157
Please don't kill me.

805
00:47:34,193 --> 00:47:35,193
Shh.

806
00:47:36,826 --> 00:47:38,624
Please.

807
00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:40,358
Who is that?

808
00:47:40,394 --> 00:47:41,837
- I don't know.
- Did you call the cops?

809
00:47:41,861 --> 00:47:42,998
No! I swear.

810
00:47:43,033 --> 00:47:44,935
Did you order food?
No, no, it's not food.

811
00:47:44,971 --> 00:47:47,051
There's pizza over there
It's DiGiorno, not delivery.

812
00:47:47,637 --> 00:47:48,940
Who is DiGiorno?

813
00:47:50,873 --> 00:47:52,102
Is that DiGiorno at the door?

814
00:47:52,138 --> 00:47:54,205
No! No. Who is DiGiorno?

815
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:56,347
I don't know why
you guys are here.

816
00:47:56,382 --> 00:47:57,207
Get her down here.

817
00:47:57,243 --> 00:47:58,683
"We came to retrieve an object."

818
00:47:58,718 --> 00:47:59,760
I think he means that thing.

819
00:47:59,784 --> 00:48:01,246
Yes, obviously
he means that thing.

820
00:48:01,282 --> 00:48:03,013
Okay, where did you go?
I don't know.

821
00:48:03,048 --> 00:48:04,552
It showed me things.

822
00:48:04,588 --> 00:48:05,788
Like a vision.

823
00:48:05,823 --> 00:48:07,187
Whatever it is, it's powerful.

824
00:48:07,223 --> 00:48:08,504
Well, whatever it is,
let's give it to them

825
00:48:08,528 --> 00:48:09,720
and get the hell out of here.

826
00:48:09,755 --> 00:48:11,801
What? No! It's not ours to
give, it belongs to my dad.

827
00:48:11,825 --> 00:48:14,370
Who cares? If we don't give 'em
that thing, they're gonna kill us.

828
00:48:14,394 --> 00:48:16,467
Well, they still might
kill us even if we do.

829
00:48:16,502 --> 00:48:17,361
I don't trust militias.

830
00:48:17,396 --> 00:48:19,230
Then there's nothing we can do.

831
00:48:19,266 --> 00:48:21,335
Wrong. There is
something we can do.

832
00:48:21,803 --> 00:48:23,205
Defend ourselves!

833
00:48:24,039 --> 00:48:25,438
That's what I'm talking about.

834
00:48:30,010 --> 00:48:31,409
Okay, I lied to you guys.

835
00:48:31,444 --> 00:48:33,248
Listen. It's just my date.

836
00:48:33,283 --> 00:48:35,519
Please let me get rid of him.
He's not part of this.

837
00:48:35,554 --> 00:48:36,821
No one has to get hurt.

838
00:48:36,856 --> 00:48:40,353
Wait, wait. His parents
are both lawyers.

839
00:48:40,388 --> 00:48:42,321
I mean, one is just
a personal injury lawyer,

840
00:48:42,356 --> 00:48:43,803
but still, they'll come
looking for him

841
00:48:43,827 --> 00:48:45,657
and they'll call the police.

842
00:48:45,693 --> 00:48:49,226
You don't wanna deal with
an ambulance chaser, trust me.

843
00:48:49,261 --> 00:48:50,761
Lizzie! Cover the door.

844
00:48:50,796 --> 00:48:53,671
Wait, wait, wait. You have
60 seconds to get rid of him.

845
00:48:53,706 --> 00:48:55,402
It's scary out here!
Be cool.

846
00:48:56,770 --> 00:48:57,875
Hi.

847
00:48:57,910 --> 00:48:59,842
<i>Bonsoir, ma cherie.</i>

848
00:48:59,877 --> 00:49:02,240
You look ravishing, as always.

849
00:49:02,275 --> 00:49:04,746
Uh, thanks, Big Mac. Um, so...

850
00:49:10,621 --> 00:49:12,153
What is that?

851
00:49:12,189 --> 00:49:13,887
Get help! Call the
cops. Get her inside.

852
00:49:13,922 --> 00:49:15,021
That's enough.

853
00:49:15,057 --> 00:49:16,520
Get in here.

854
00:49:16,555 --> 00:49:19,389
Looks like Eugene
just got his license.

855
00:49:19,425 --> 00:49:22,326
Um, can you not call me Eugene?

856
00:49:22,361 --> 00:49:24,464
He likes to be called Big Mac.

857
00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:27,769
Gun. What are you doing here?

858
00:49:27,804 --> 00:49:30,401
Well, what happened was,

859
00:49:30,436 --> 00:49:33,709
um, I came here
to pick up my date...

860
00:49:33,745 --> 00:49:35,043
Right. That's my date.

861
00:49:35,078 --> 00:49:37,475
And, it just so...
It happens that

862
00:49:37,510 --> 00:49:40,312
she has been hangin'
out with my brother

863
00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:43,318
and his friend, Charlie.

864
00:49:43,919 --> 00:49:45,685
That's why I'm here.

865
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:51,227
So what happened was
you came here to hang out

866
00:49:51,262 --> 00:49:54,265
with your girl who's also
hangin' out with your...

867
00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:55,128
Brother.

868
00:49:55,164 --> 00:49:57,502
Who then is hanging out with...

869
00:49:57,537 --> 00:49:59,029
Charlie... Charlie,

870
00:49:59,065 --> 00:50:00,432
and his friends.

871
00:50:00,468 --> 00:50:02,568
You don't gotta make
fun of me, but yes.

872
00:50:02,836 --> 00:50:04,141
Perfect.

873
00:50:05,709 --> 00:50:07,177
Just kids, huh?

874
00:50:13,413 --> 00:50:15,117
Irons! When were
you gonna tell me

875
00:50:15,152 --> 00:50:16,726
you found The Guard's
secret headquarters?

876
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:19,054
I wanted to wait till we
actually had the energy source.

877
00:50:19,089 --> 00:50:20,621
You were waiting.
So where is it?

878
00:50:20,656 --> 00:50:21,785
Missing.

879
00:50:21,820 --> 00:50:24,691
There's someone down here.
Could be security, militia...

880
00:50:24,726 --> 00:50:25,726
Militia?

881
00:50:25,757 --> 00:50:27,560
I mean, whoever it is,
they're highly evasive.

882
00:50:30,301 --> 00:50:32,829
Romeo and Juliet over here
are the teenage militia?

883
00:50:34,539 --> 00:50:35,836
Hi, guys.

884
00:50:35,871 --> 00:50:37,808
Defend ourselves?

885
00:50:37,844 --> 00:50:39,202
How do you expect us to do that?

886
00:50:39,237 --> 00:50:40,537
I have an idea.

887
00:50:40,572 --> 00:50:42,379
Have you guys heard
of guerilla warfare?

888
00:50:42,415 --> 00:50:43,846
Xbox or PS5?

889
00:50:43,882 --> 00:50:46,015
No, actual guerilla warfare.

890
00:50:46,050 --> 00:50:47,610
Using your weaknesses
as strengths?

891
00:50:47,646 --> 00:50:49,614
We're smaller than them,
but we're mobile.

892
00:50:49,650 --> 00:50:52,657
We have home field advantage
and a giant 3D printer.

893
00:50:52,692 --> 00:50:54,551
I say we get the gadgets,

894
00:50:54,586 --> 00:50:57,058
get scrappy,
and fight our way out.

895
00:50:57,093 --> 00:50:58,490
<i>Is this thing on? Yeah.</i>

896
00:50:58,525 --> 00:51:00,791
<i>Hi, I'm looking for
a Charlie Kincaid.</i>

897
00:51:00,826 --> 00:51:02,796
<i>I got someone here
who'd like to say hi to you.</i>

898
00:51:02,832 --> 00:51:05,730
<i>Charlie, these old guys
have guns! Do whatever they say.</i>

899
00:51:06,165 --> 00:51:07,835
They got Lizzie.

900
00:51:07,870 --> 00:51:11,235
<i>Berger, hey, hey, man.
Look, if I die, I'm gonna kill you!</i>

901
00:51:11,270 --> 00:51:12,372
<i>Dude, shut up.</i>

902
00:51:12,407 --> 00:51:14,176
<i>Give me the Source,
Charlie Kincaid,</i>

903
00:51:14,211 --> 00:51:15,877
<i>or I'll kill your friends.
You got it?</i>

904
00:51:15,912 --> 00:51:17,047
My brother's here.

905
00:51:17,082 --> 00:51:18,950
They're gonna kill
my brother. Give me that.

906
00:51:18,985 --> 00:51:21,250
Berger, I know you're
scared. I am, too.

907
00:51:21,285 --> 00:51:23,387
But we have a plan.
We can fight back. Shh.

908
00:51:23,422 --> 00:51:26,517
Come on, Charlie, you're not
exactly the action hero type.

909
00:51:26,552 --> 00:51:28,524
What am I then,
since you seem to know?

910
00:51:28,559 --> 00:51:31,723
You're a scaredy-cat. And you
know what? Scaredy-cat is good.

911
00:51:31,758 --> 00:51:33,843
Guys. But this is not the
time to play hero cat, okay?

912
00:51:33,867 --> 00:51:35,298
Stick to scaredy-cat. MAYA: Shh!

913
00:51:35,333 --> 00:51:37,998
This coming from a guy
who's scared to leave the house

914
00:51:38,033 --> 00:51:39,302
without a backup inhaler?

915
00:51:39,337 --> 00:51:43,006
With all the asthma, the
celiacs, the tubs of Flonase?

916
00:51:43,041 --> 00:51:44,441
Guys, come on.
You guys are friends.

917
00:51:44,472 --> 00:51:46,441
We're risking our lives
for that rock

918
00:51:46,476 --> 00:51:48,372
so you can prove to your
dad how brave you are.

919
00:51:48,408 --> 00:51:50,044
But guess what? He doesn't care.

920
00:51:50,079 --> 00:51:51,178
He cares more about his job

921
00:51:51,214 --> 00:51:52,744
than he cares about his own son.

922
00:51:57,922 --> 00:51:59,784
Guys, stop fighting.

923
00:52:01,222 --> 00:52:03,093
Hey, stop it. You idiots.

924
00:52:03,128 --> 00:52:04,992
This isn't the time for
airing of grievances!

925
00:52:05,027 --> 00:52:06,529
Now let's work together.

926
00:52:06,564 --> 00:52:10,300
No way. I'd rather go Han
Solo than be teamed up with you.

927
00:52:18,878 --> 00:52:20,678
His parents are lawyers.

928
00:52:20,713 --> 00:52:22,045
Where is Hawaii?

929
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,941
Busy. Just focus on
finding the Source.

930
00:52:26,182 --> 00:52:27,576
You heard him, guys. Move out.

931
00:52:27,612 --> 00:52:30,386
You, too. Jersey's
gonna babysit.

932
00:52:44,198 --> 00:52:46,135
We're clear.

933
00:52:46,170 --> 00:52:47,570
Let's check the next room.

934
00:52:52,438 --> 00:52:53,772
<i>Low power.</i>

935
00:52:53,808 --> 00:52:56,344
This one's
dead, too. They're all dead.

936
00:52:56,379 --> 00:52:58,210
<i>Virginia, what's your status?</i>

937
00:52:58,246 --> 00:52:59,681
<i>Have you found anything?</i>

938
00:52:59,716 --> 00:53:00,716
Damn.

939
00:53:02,252 --> 00:53:04,222
Nothin'. And the power
source isn't here.

940
00:53:04,789 --> 00:53:05,789
Find it, please.

941
00:53:07,123 --> 00:53:08,688
Time for phase two? Yep.

942
00:53:10,096 --> 00:53:11,532
I can't wait
to blow this place up.

943
00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:12,758
Seriously, I hate this place.

944
00:53:13,965 --> 00:53:15,629
Watch the kiddies. Yeah.

945
00:53:20,168 --> 00:53:22,570
A fanny pack?

946
00:53:31,744 --> 00:53:33,813
What can he say?
He looks like a baby.

947
00:53:33,848 --> 00:53:35,968
Sweet. Quarter. He hasn't
even hit his growth spurt...

948
00:53:45,061 --> 00:53:46,297
I just killed someone.

949
00:53:49,429 --> 00:53:50,994
<i>Charging.</i>

950
00:53:52,899 --> 00:53:56,165
This is it. This is The
Guard's energy source.

951
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,537
You literally gave a
presentation about this yesterday.

952
00:53:59,572 --> 00:54:01,871
Ms. Squint owes me an apology.

953
00:54:01,907 --> 00:54:04,212
Do you think I could win
a Nobel Prize from this?

954
00:54:04,247 --> 00:54:05,745
I don't think so. BERGER: Hey!

955
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,584
Who's the hero-cat now,
buttmunchers?

956
00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:17,787
Sorry about what
I said back there.

957
00:54:17,822 --> 00:54:19,658
Your ailments aren't
what make you weak,

958
00:54:19,693 --> 00:54:21,857
they're actually what
makes you strong.

959
00:54:21,893 --> 00:54:23,595
And I'm sorry I punched you.

960
00:54:23,631 --> 00:54:26,200
That was a really good apology.

961
00:54:26,235 --> 00:54:28,072
I wasn't ready to forgive you.

962
00:54:28,107 --> 00:54:30,235
I planned on throwing
way more shade.

963
00:54:30,271 --> 00:54:32,376
But, I'm sorry, too.

964
00:54:36,380 --> 00:54:39,077
Hey, I think I saw this
guy on TV yesterday.

965
00:54:39,112 --> 00:54:40,380
Mm-mm.

966
00:54:40,415 --> 00:54:41,882
Wait, wait, no, no.

967
00:54:46,717 --> 00:54:47,990
Hey, how old are you guys?

968
00:54:48,025 --> 00:54:50,021
Eighteen. Fourteen.

969
00:54:50,056 --> 00:54:52,556
It's just you guys down
here? We'll ask the questions.

970
00:54:52,592 --> 00:54:54,895
I say we torture him
to get info.

971
00:54:58,368 --> 00:54:59,674
And how do you plan
on torturin' me?

972
00:54:59,698 --> 00:55:01,939
Are you gonna tickle torture me?

973
00:55:01,974 --> 00:55:03,054
Like what are you gonna do?

974
00:55:08,441 --> 00:55:09,739
Dude, that was too long!

975
00:55:09,774 --> 00:55:11,445
Does that feel
like tickle torture?

976
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:12,721
That thing's amazing.
Ya wanna sell it?

977
00:55:12,745 --> 00:55:14,215
You wanna see it again? No, no!

978
00:55:14,251 --> 00:55:16,219
No, no, no. You know, okay.

979
00:55:16,255 --> 00:55:18,221
What do you guys
wanna know? Everything.

980
00:55:18,256 --> 00:55:20,454
Okay, that thing?
That glowing thing?

981
00:55:20,489 --> 00:55:22,324
That thing's highly
advanced technology.

982
00:55:22,359 --> 00:55:24,720
It's like otherworldly
technology.

983
00:55:24,756 --> 00:55:27,530
"Otherworldly" as in aliens?

984
00:55:29,602 --> 00:55:30,765
Yeah.

985
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:34,031
That's what "otherworldly"
means, it's not from this world.

986
00:55:34,067 --> 00:55:36,604
No way. That thing is
clearly designed for humans.

987
00:55:36,639 --> 00:55:38,607
No, that's because it
adapts to its environment.

988
00:55:38,643 --> 00:55:40,742
It's a world builder. It
created this entire place!

989
00:55:40,777 --> 00:55:43,814
I mean, do you think The
Guard built this? Not without that.

990
00:55:43,849 --> 00:55:44,876
Why do you want it?

991
00:55:44,912 --> 00:55:48,381
Because I think that
The Guard has only unlocked

992
00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:50,715
a fraction of its potential.

993
00:55:50,751 --> 00:55:52,191
And you wanna
make weapons out of it.

994
00:55:52,222 --> 00:55:53,456
Ya know what I want it for?

995
00:55:53,492 --> 00:55:56,390
I wanna use it so I can
solve the world's problems.

996
00:55:56,426 --> 00:55:58,024
So why not tell that
to my dad, huh?

997
00:55:58,059 --> 00:56:01,560
You know how many times I've
been on TV asking for his help?

998
00:56:01,596 --> 00:56:04,365
And you know what?
I got ghosted.

999
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,997
I'm familiar with the feeling.

1000
00:56:06,032 --> 00:56:08,833
And your dad's being, like,
so selfish right now.

1001
00:56:08,869 --> 00:56:11,336
He just wants that
technology all to himself!

1002
00:56:11,372 --> 00:56:12,575
I want to share it.

1003
00:56:13,305 --> 00:56:15,011
Huh?

1004
00:56:15,046 --> 00:56:17,214
Who's the bad guy here?

1005
00:56:17,249 --> 00:56:19,548
You are. You guys
look like smart kids.

1006
00:56:19,583 --> 00:56:21,777
Just give me the orb
and I'll let you guys go.

1007
00:56:21,812 --> 00:56:24,015
I don't trust him. No way.

1008
00:56:24,924 --> 00:56:26,116
I'm giving you my word.

1009
00:56:27,652 --> 00:56:29,922
Hey, Charlie. Come here.

1010
00:56:32,732 --> 00:56:33,761
Hey, man.

1011
00:56:35,596 --> 00:56:38,135
Now's your chance to be a hero.

1012
00:56:38,171 --> 00:56:40,669
You know? Dude,
don't do it for me.

1013
00:56:41,368 --> 00:56:42,704
Do it for her.

1014
00:56:44,573 --> 00:56:46,543
I mean, there's definitely
a vibe there.

1015
00:56:47,610 --> 00:56:49,876
Do you think?
There's no vibe, Charlie.

1016
00:56:51,577 --> 00:56:53,876
It's hot. It's too hot.

1017
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,453
It's gotten...
It's uncomfortable.

1018
00:56:56,450 --> 00:56:57,653
Don't listen to him.

1019
00:57:04,459 --> 00:57:05,860
Hey, Lily, how you doin'?

1020
00:57:05,895 --> 00:57:07,205
<i>Hey, I was just
callin' to see how it's goin'.</i>

1021
00:57:07,229 --> 00:57:08,431
Did you talk?

1022
00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:11,467
Yeah, I had a talk.
I didn't have the talk.

1023
00:57:11,503 --> 00:57:14,965
To be honest, I just
don't think he's ready.

1024
00:57:15,001 --> 00:57:17,702
Jack, I'm so sick
of this superhero shtick.

1025
00:57:17,738 --> 00:57:19,705
Listen, if you wanna
be close to him,

1026
00:57:19,740 --> 00:57:21,573
then you have to
let him in, okay?

1027
00:57:21,608 --> 00:57:23,375
Yeah, you gotta let him in.

1028
00:57:23,411 --> 00:57:24,707
Just put Charlie on.

1029
00:57:24,742 --> 00:57:27,780
Okay. Put him on where?

1030
00:57:27,815 --> 00:57:29,616
What do you mean?
Put him on the phone.

1031
00:57:29,651 --> 00:57:31,247
He hasn't picked up
any of my calls.

1032
00:57:32,587 --> 00:57:34,558
Right, 'cause he's not with you.

1033
00:57:36,554 --> 00:57:37,859
Oh, shoot.

1034
00:57:37,895 --> 00:57:38,723
What?

1035
00:57:38,759 --> 00:57:39,956
<i>Because you haven't seen him</i>

1036
00:57:39,992 --> 00:57:42,192
since you dropped him off
at my house.

1037
00:57:42,735 --> 00:57:43,662
Dang it!

1038
00:57:43,697 --> 00:57:46,269
Okay, wait, where is Charlie?

1039
00:57:46,304 --> 00:57:48,036
He's right where you left him.

1040
00:57:48,071 --> 00:57:49,071
Okay, but...

1041
00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:02,645
<i>We have your boss.</i>

1042
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:06,083
<i>We're a super tough gang of
mercenaries, way tougher than you.</i>

1043
00:58:06,118 --> 00:58:09,725
<i>Meet us downstairs
for an exchange, losers.</i>

1044
00:58:22,236 --> 00:58:23,198
Get up.

1045
00:58:23,234 --> 00:58:25,272
- Hey, stop!
- God, you're strong.

1046
00:58:25,308 --> 00:58:27,303
Take it easy.

1047
00:58:27,338 --> 00:58:30,575
We give you the Source,
and you let us go, right?

1048
00:58:30,610 --> 00:58:32,583
All of us. Abso... Yes.

1049
00:58:36,053 --> 00:58:37,053
You sure?

1050
00:58:46,926 --> 00:58:48,995
All right, now release
our friends.

1051
00:58:51,402 --> 00:58:52,999
Come on, just let 'em go.

1052
00:58:59,237 --> 00:59:02,745
What are you doin' here?
I'm picking up my date.

1053
00:59:02,781 --> 00:59:05,441
Really, Lizzie? This is
the older guy? My brother?

1054
00:59:05,477 --> 00:59:08,682
How could you? Oh, I have no
autonomy in my own decisions?

1055
00:59:08,717 --> 00:59:10,685
You know what?
You both betrayed me.

1056
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,354
Betrayed? I didn't
know you liked her.

1057
00:59:12,389 --> 00:59:14,119
Charlie, give me the Source.

1058
00:59:16,621 --> 00:59:18,020
Oh, come on.

1059
00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:20,158
I'm gonna keep it safe,
I promise.

1060
00:59:20,659 --> 00:59:22,897
Hey. Be a hero.

1061
00:59:36,409 --> 00:59:37,813
Come on.

1062
00:59:41,284 --> 00:59:42,686
Thanks, buddy.

1063
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:45,320
It's beautiful.

1064
00:59:46,992 --> 00:59:47,818
Lock 'em up.

1065
00:59:47,853 --> 00:59:49,352
Put your hands up! What?

1066
00:59:53,494 --> 00:59:54,891
You lied to us?

1067
00:59:54,927 --> 00:59:57,393
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Business, man.

1068
00:59:57,903 --> 00:59:58,966
Hey.

1069
01:00:01,003 --> 01:00:02,977
Let's keep it under wraps
till we get it to the lab.

1070
01:00:03,001 --> 01:00:05,573
You mean after
we show the public.

1071
01:00:05,609 --> 01:00:07,470
Ansel, we're not
hiding this anymore.

1072
01:00:07,505 --> 01:00:09,783
Well, no, no, of course. We're
gonna share it with the world.

1073
01:00:09,807 --> 01:00:12,782
Of course we are. But we don't
want it to fall into the wrong hands.

1074
01:00:12,817 --> 01:00:15,248
We can't just turn this over
without proper analysis.

1075
01:00:15,283 --> 01:00:18,087
Can you imagine that? Who
would we want to turn it over to?

1076
01:00:18,122 --> 01:00:19,250
Right? Wait.

1077
01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:22,057
Wait, what? It's fake.

1078
01:00:22,093 --> 01:00:23,122
It's a fake!

1079
01:00:23,456 --> 01:00:24,695
Charlie!

1080
01:00:25,530 --> 01:00:26,905
<i>Emergency shutoff.</i>

1081
01:00:26,929 --> 01:00:28,640
- Just business!
- Get back here!

1082
01:00:28,664 --> 01:00:30,361
Now! WISCONSIN: What the hell?

1083
01:00:30,397 --> 01:00:32,678
Go, go, go! WISCONSIN:
Who's got eyes on the kid?

1084
01:00:35,405 --> 01:00:36,771
There's only one exit.

1085
01:00:36,807 --> 01:00:38,047
Let's get to
the elevator, come on.

1086
01:00:38,071 --> 01:00:39,908
Don't tell 'em
where we're going.

1087
01:00:40,607 --> 01:00:41,637
Watch out!

1088
01:00:41,672 --> 01:00:42,977
Grenade!

1089
01:00:49,922 --> 01:00:52,184
No!

1090
01:01:04,235 --> 01:01:06,000
Gotcha.

1091
01:01:07,438 --> 01:01:09,168
Charlie, we're free! Let's go!

1092
01:01:10,704 --> 01:01:12,705
Not without the Source.

1093
01:01:12,741 --> 01:01:14,408
Jersey, toss it to me.

1094
01:01:14,444 --> 01:01:15,746
Hey, Argon!

1095
01:01:16,677 --> 01:01:18,515
Playtime's over, kids!

1096
01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:20,911
We're not kids!
We're young adults.

1097
01:01:20,946 --> 01:01:23,281
And playtime has just begun.

1098
01:01:24,022 --> 01:01:25,187
Hear!

1099
01:01:25,222 --> 01:01:26,317
Go get 'em.

1100
01:01:30,561 --> 01:01:31,993
Catch. ARGON: Toss it.

1101
01:01:41,339 --> 01:01:42,399
Get it, get it!

1102
01:01:47,805 --> 01:01:49,010
Shoot 'em!

1103
01:01:50,643 --> 01:01:51,975
Nonlethal!

1104
01:01:52,011 --> 01:01:53,580
Well, they were shooting at us!

1105
01:01:53,615 --> 01:01:55,445
Nobody touches the 'fro.

1106
01:01:58,155 --> 01:01:59,189
Go!

1107
01:01:59,225 --> 01:02:01,187
Lizzie! The Source!

1108
01:02:10,731 --> 01:02:11,934
Come here!

1109
01:02:15,305 --> 01:02:16,840
Bon voyage!

1110
01:02:22,311 --> 01:02:23,311
Charlie!

1111
01:02:24,577 --> 01:02:25,808
Hurry up!

1112
01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:27,279
Charlie, run!

1113
01:02:35,193 --> 01:02:36,255
Come on out.

1114
01:02:36,954 --> 01:02:38,323
I said, come out!

1115
01:02:50,637 --> 01:02:51,842
Nailed it.

1116
01:03:06,986 --> 01:03:08,353
Gimme that ball, little boy.

1117
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:12,869
<i>Malfunction.</i>

1118
01:03:12,893 --> 01:03:14,462
Get outta the way, whopper.

1119
01:03:14,497 --> 01:03:16,163
Over my dead body.

1120
01:03:17,432 --> 01:03:18,495
No!

1121
01:03:20,372 --> 01:03:21,938
I said gimme that ball.

1122
01:03:23,903 --> 01:03:25,408
What are you doin'?

1123
01:03:25,443 --> 01:03:26,703
Getting out of the way.

1124
01:03:26,739 --> 01:03:27,771
For what?

1125
01:03:30,408 --> 01:03:32,883
Her. Okay. Let's
get to the elevator.

1126
01:03:47,464 --> 01:03:49,229
You shot at a kid!

1127
01:03:52,534 --> 01:03:53,970
Young adult.

1128
01:04:00,344 --> 01:04:01,378
Hole in one.

1129
01:04:01,413 --> 01:04:03,041
Berger! Berger! Let's go!

1130
01:04:03,077 --> 01:04:05,014
Let's... Now. Right now.
Let's get...

1131
01:04:05,547 --> 01:04:07,412
Hey! Eugene?

1132
01:04:13,491 --> 01:04:14,491
What did you call me?

1133
01:04:15,787 --> 01:04:16,825
No.

1134
01:04:16,860 --> 01:04:19,457
Yoo-hoo. Eugene.

1135
01:04:22,299 --> 01:04:23,494
Eugene.

1136
01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:29,403
I told you don't call me Eugene.

1137
01:04:29,438 --> 01:04:30,534
Attack!

1138
01:04:33,974 --> 01:04:36,878
Yeah. Take that. Take that.

1139
01:04:36,913 --> 01:04:39,180
Do not mess with
the Berger brothers.

1140
01:04:41,683 --> 01:04:43,553
Are you ready?

1141
01:04:43,589 --> 01:04:45,120
Big Mac Attack on the scene!

1142
01:04:47,318 --> 01:04:48,990
I just did that. My hand kinda

1143
01:04:49,025 --> 01:04:50,826
I'm a superhero now, right?
You're great.

1144
01:04:50,861 --> 01:04:52,358
Let's get to the elevator.

1145
01:05:01,970 --> 01:05:03,506
No, no!
Let go of me! No!

1146
01:05:03,541 --> 01:05:04,573
Come here! Let go of me.

1147
01:05:04,608 --> 01:05:05,674
Charlie... Let's go.

1148
01:05:05,710 --> 01:05:07,511
Charlie. We'll press charges!

1149
01:05:07,546 --> 01:05:08,666
You fought well, kid.

1150
01:05:09,876 --> 01:05:11,276
Now hand it over.

1151
01:05:11,311 --> 01:05:13,045
I'm not gonna let you
steal from my dad.

1152
01:05:13,081 --> 01:05:14,983
Whatever he's told you is a lie.

1153
01:05:15,018 --> 01:05:16,059
Charlie, I don't know
if you've noticed,

1154
01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:17,583
that's kinda your dad's thing.

1155
01:05:17,618 --> 01:05:18,648
Lying.

1156
01:05:19,456 --> 01:05:20,749
Isn't it?

1157
01:05:20,784 --> 01:05:22,900
He ever tell you anything
about what happened that night

1158
01:05:22,924 --> 01:05:24,324
when we found the Source?

1159
01:05:24,855 --> 01:05:26,094
Hmm?

1160
01:05:26,130 --> 01:05:28,393
He mention that I was
right there with him?

1161
01:05:28,429 --> 01:05:30,178
That's me, I'm the guy
who got his face blown off

1162
01:05:30,202 --> 01:05:32,963
so your dad can run around
pretendin' he's some damn hero.

1163
01:05:32,998 --> 01:05:34,669
Where are you goin'?

1164
01:05:34,704 --> 01:05:35,867
Stop running. No!

1165
01:05:37,537 --> 01:05:40,736
You're a liar! That didn't
happen! He found it.

1166
01:05:40,771 --> 01:05:42,977
Humanity was given a gift
from the stars that night

1167
01:05:43,013 --> 01:05:45,048
and your father
stole it for himself.

1168
01:05:45,943 --> 01:05:47,576
No.

1169
01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:49,580
You don't really know
your dad, do you?

1170
01:05:51,724 --> 01:05:53,452
And you think your dad's a hero?

1171
01:05:54,825 --> 01:05:57,323
Not if you saw what I saw, kid.

1172
01:05:57,359 --> 01:05:59,260
No! No. AUTOMATED
VOICE: <i>Generating vision.</i>

1173
01:06:05,998 --> 01:06:07,336
Bravo!

1174
01:06:07,371 --> 01:06:08,871
Bravo!

1175
01:06:08,906 --> 01:06:10,370
I never doubted
you for a second.

1176
01:06:14,076 --> 01:06:15,606
All right,
now bring it down here.

1177
01:06:16,007 --> 01:06:17,212
And the kid.

1178
01:06:17,810 --> 01:06:19,148
Let's go.

1179
01:06:24,689 --> 01:06:25,769
<i>Power low.</i>

1180
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:27,720
Dang it!

1181
01:06:30,789 --> 01:06:33,723
I never doubted you for
a second, not one second.

1182
01:06:33,758 --> 01:06:35,732
That's why you tried to
fire me yesterday, right?

1183
01:06:35,768 --> 01:06:37,599
What do we do with the rugrats?

1184
01:06:37,634 --> 01:06:38,634
Get rid of 'em.

1185
01:06:39,832 --> 01:06:40,903
What?

1186
01:06:40,939 --> 01:06:42,666
Murder wasn't part
of the plan, Ansel.

1187
01:06:44,905 --> 01:06:46,109
Give it to me.

1188
01:06:50,911 --> 01:06:52,247
Don't move, Irons.

1189
01:07:00,391 --> 01:07:01,391
Nice, huh?

1190
01:07:05,090 --> 01:07:06,294
Whoa, my watch!

1191
01:07:13,833 --> 01:07:14,833
Go!

1192
01:07:22,244 --> 01:07:24,108
- Blast it! Blast it!
- Big Mac!

1193
01:07:24,144 --> 01:07:25,375
Gross! BERGER: Blast it!

1194
01:07:25,410 --> 01:07:26,976
- Blast it!
- Big Mac!

1195
01:07:27,011 --> 01:07:29,018
Blast it!

1196
01:07:29,053 --> 01:07:30,597
<i>Portal connection broken.</i>

1197
01:07:30,621 --> 01:07:31,654
Put your hands up!

1198
01:07:31,689 --> 01:07:32,985
Yeah, put your hands up!

1199
01:07:33,021 --> 01:07:34,454
Where's the other portal?

1200
01:07:39,290 --> 01:07:40,896
Who the heck are you?

1201
01:07:40,932 --> 01:07:44,366
Whoa, whoa, don't shoot!
Don't shoot.

1202
01:07:44,401 --> 01:07:47,665
I'm just the IT guy. I was
alerted to a security breach?

1203
01:07:50,801 --> 01:07:53,339
I didn't know it was
<i>Zero Dark Thirty</i> in here.

1204
01:07:53,374 --> 01:07:55,014
Hey, what are you doing?
Stay right there!

1205
01:07:55,046 --> 01:07:56,979
Let me come down
'cause there's a weird echo.

1206
01:07:57,014 --> 01:07:58,291
So we're not shouting
at each other.

1207
01:07:58,315 --> 01:08:00,509
What? It's all these
echoes, it's a big space.

1208
01:08:00,544 --> 01:08:02,011
Okay, yeah, there is an echo.

1209
01:08:02,046 --> 01:08:04,193
I've been tellin' the guy, he's
gotta work on the acoustics.

1210
01:08:04,217 --> 01:08:05,548
Is that him? Is that The Guard?

1211
01:08:05,584 --> 01:08:08,655
And the cell phone service
is terrible.

1212
01:08:08,691 --> 01:08:12,193
Well, I shouldn't say terrible.
It's not where I want it to be.

1213
01:08:12,228 --> 01:08:14,627
I'm gonna work on that.
Is that The Guard?

1214
01:08:14,662 --> 01:08:17,766
As of right now, you're not
getting the push notifications

1215
01:08:17,801 --> 01:08:18,861
and some of the alerts,

1216
01:08:18,896 --> 01:08:20,746
although sometimes people
like getting rid of 'em.

1217
01:08:20,770 --> 01:08:22,200
Can you hurry up?

1218
01:08:22,236 --> 01:08:23,602
Let's turn down the temperature.

1219
01:08:23,638 --> 01:08:25,868
You guys are freakin'
me out with these guns.

1220
01:08:29,010 --> 01:08:30,979
Okay, are you The Guard?

1221
01:08:31,015 --> 01:08:33,913
No. I'm definitely
not The Guard.

1222
01:08:33,949 --> 01:08:35,050
I just work for him.

1223
01:08:35,085 --> 01:08:38,213
I'm more of a Luigi
than a Mario.

1224
01:08:38,249 --> 01:08:42,718
But you need firmware or cyber
security and I'm your Huckleberry.

1225
01:08:42,754 --> 01:08:45,361
Okay, then how would you
deal with DDoS malware?

1226
01:08:45,396 --> 01:08:48,290
Ya probably wanna hit it with
a little anti-DDoS malware.

1227
01:08:49,964 --> 01:08:50,997
Check his purse.

1228
01:08:51,033 --> 01:08:52,065
What's in the fanny pack?

1229
01:08:52,100 --> 01:08:53,463
Can anybody say front butt?

1230
01:08:53,499 --> 01:08:55,533
Nothing, just fanny pack stuff.

1231
01:08:55,568 --> 01:08:58,500
I mean, I got some,
you know, lip balm,

1232
01:08:58,535 --> 01:09:00,509
sunglasses, hand sanitizer...

1233
01:09:00,544 --> 01:09:01,544
Open it.

1234
01:09:02,810 --> 01:09:03,810
Slowly.

1235
01:09:17,688 --> 01:09:20,395
Yeah, it's a fanny pack.
I mean, see?

1236
01:09:21,358 --> 01:09:22,425
Oh, and some gum.

1237
01:09:22,460 --> 01:09:23,827
He's got a gun!

1238
01:09:48,091 --> 01:09:49,201
You okay? You okay? Yeah. Yes.

1239
01:09:49,225 --> 01:09:50,588
Stay back, stay back! Dad, we...

1240
01:09:50,623 --> 01:09:52,459
Listen, Charlie,
I got somethin' to tell you.

1241
01:09:52,494 --> 01:09:54,070
Yeah, Dad, Dad... This
may come as a shock

1242
01:09:54,094 --> 01:09:55,298
Charlie, please!

1243
01:09:55,931 --> 01:09:57,326
I am The Guard.

1244
01:09:57,362 --> 01:09:59,068
Oh, my God, really?

1245
01:09:59,104 --> 01:10:00,666
Okay, we'll talk more
about it later.

1246
01:10:07,471 --> 01:10:09,977
What is that?

1247
01:10:10,012 --> 01:10:11,446
Get the other fanny pack!

1248
01:10:15,714 --> 01:10:17,162
<i>Power level critical.</i>

1249
01:10:17,186 --> 01:10:19,322
Dang it! The suit's outta power.

1250
01:10:19,358 --> 01:10:21,823
You could a chosen anything
and you chose a fanny pack?

1251
01:10:21,858 --> 01:10:22,957
It's practical.

1252
01:10:22,992 --> 01:10:24,186
Hey, guys, we're clear.

1253
01:10:24,222 --> 01:10:25,526
One, two!

1254
01:10:25,926 --> 01:10:26,926
Go!

1255
01:10:29,361 --> 01:10:30,595
Okay, here's the plan.

1256
01:10:30,630 --> 01:10:32,143
We're gonna get
you guys to the elevator,

1257
01:10:32,167 --> 01:10:33,903
then I'm gonna grab the Source,

1258
01:10:33,938 --> 01:10:35,270
recharge the suit. Dad...

1259
01:10:35,306 --> 01:10:36,777
What? A little thing
about the Source...

1260
01:10:36,801 --> 01:10:38,308
No, wait, Charlie,
please! Look at me.

1261
01:10:38,343 --> 01:10:39,813
Charlie, please tell me
they don't have the Source.

1262
01:10:39,837 --> 01:10:41,809
He doesn't. Yeah,
we made sure of that.

1263
01:10:41,845 --> 01:10:42,906
Great. Yeah.

1264
01:10:42,941 --> 01:10:44,591
Charlie employed a
classic diversionary tactic.

1265
01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:46,454
He printed a decoy Source
and fooled all the mercenaries.

1266
01:10:46,478 --> 01:10:48,285
Really? It was pretty cool.

1267
01:10:49,216 --> 01:10:50,349
That does sound cool.

1268
01:10:50,385 --> 01:10:51,951
Mr. Kincaid, sorry to interrupt,

1269
01:10:51,986 --> 01:10:53,627
and I actually think fanny packs
are having a moment right now...

1270
01:10:53,651 --> 01:10:54,917
Thank you. Why just the glove?

1271
01:10:54,953 --> 01:10:56,985
Why not the whole suit?
'Cause I ran outta power.

1272
01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:58,666
Ya can't get the whole suit
without the power,

1273
01:10:58,690 --> 01:11:00,094
that's why I just got the glove.

1274
01:11:00,129 --> 01:11:01,562
Okay, so who's got the Source?

1275
01:11:02,526 --> 01:11:03,659
I threw it in a portal.

1276
01:11:03,695 --> 01:11:05,563
And I kinda zapped it
and it's gone.

1277
01:11:05,599 --> 01:11:07,832
Portal? What do you mean,
"zapped it"?

1278
01:11:09,839 --> 01:11:10,967
No!

1279
01:11:12,408 --> 01:11:13,887
- Mr. Kincaid!
- Mr. Kincaid!

1280
01:11:13,911 --> 01:11:14,941
Dad! LIZZIE: No.

1281
01:11:16,844 --> 01:11:18,825
Hidin' the suit in a
fanny pack, huh?

1282
01:11:18,849 --> 01:11:19,945
God. Dad!

1283
01:11:19,980 --> 01:11:21,282
Clever.

1284
01:11:21,317 --> 01:11:22,757
You think that it
only works for you?

1285
01:11:22,781 --> 01:11:25,916
You're not special.
You're not the chosen one.

1286
01:11:26,317 --> 01:11:28,190
The truth is,

1287
01:11:28,225 --> 01:11:30,724
you're the recipient
of dumb luck.

1288
01:11:30,759 --> 01:11:34,760
Yeah, you got the suit, but
you don't have the swagger.

1289
01:11:39,169 --> 01:11:40,865
You don't think I got swagger?

1290
01:11:47,505 --> 01:11:49,009
Where's the Source?

1291
01:11:49,045 --> 01:11:50,545
I'll never tell you.

1292
01:11:55,185 --> 01:11:56,418
It's at school in my locker!

1293
01:11:56,453 --> 01:11:58,482
Berger! Grab the kid.
Let's get outta here.

1294
01:11:58,517 --> 01:12:00,082
I'm changin' the access codes.

1295
01:12:01,087 --> 01:12:02,192
Come on!

1296
01:12:02,227 --> 01:12:03,185
- No, leave him alone!
- Berger!

1297
01:12:03,221 --> 01:12:04,319
Dad?

1298
01:12:07,566 --> 01:12:09,097
Dad!

1299
01:12:09,132 --> 01:12:11,132
Swagger, damn.

1300
01:12:11,168 --> 01:12:13,268
What does he know about swagger?

1301
01:12:13,303 --> 01:12:14,579
Ya know what,
set the nano bombs.

1302
01:12:14,603 --> 01:12:16,738
And give us enough time
to clear the blast area.

1303
01:12:16,773 --> 01:12:17,869
Uh-huh.

1304
01:12:27,446 --> 01:12:28,649
Did you just graze me?

1305
01:12:29,416 --> 01:12:32,488
Yeah. Don't graze me, bro.

1306
01:12:40,659 --> 01:12:42,762
Can I get the phone? Uh-huh.

1307
01:12:44,464 --> 01:12:46,166
Set one up in the elevator.

1308
01:12:46,201 --> 01:12:47,569
I'll set up the timer.

1309
01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:51,908
Sorry, buddy.

1310
01:12:52,975 --> 01:12:54,940
Argon, no!

1311
01:12:54,975 --> 01:12:57,513
Argon, you're like
a father to me! No witnesses.

1312
01:13:00,644 --> 01:13:02,849
Charlie!

1313
01:13:02,884 --> 01:13:04,759
What's goin' on? What's
happening? Thank God you're okay.

1314
01:13:04,783 --> 01:13:05,826
Charlie, what's happening?
Dad, Dad...

1315
01:13:05,850 --> 01:13:07,249
Here's the deal,
here's the deal.

1316
01:13:07,284 --> 01:13:08,764
This whole frickin' place is
rigged with bombs, all right?

1317
01:13:08,788 --> 01:13:10,268
We got five minutes
to get outta here,

1318
01:13:10,294 --> 01:13:12,055
save Berger, and get the Source.

1319
01:13:13,223 --> 01:13:15,295
I can't believe you took
the Source to school.

1320
01:13:15,330 --> 01:13:17,626
No time for parenting, Dad!

1321
01:13:17,662 --> 01:13:19,631
How do we get outta here?

1322
01:13:19,667 --> 01:13:21,042
There's an escape hatch
above the gym.

1323
01:13:21,066 --> 01:13:22,998
- Not an option. System's locked down.
- What?

1324
01:13:23,034 --> 01:13:24,645
Argon changed
all these access codes.

1325
01:13:24,669 --> 01:13:25,871
Everything is encrypted now.

1326
01:13:26,805 --> 01:13:28,878
Dad, Dad, Dad,
you stay here. No.

1327
01:13:28,914 --> 01:13:30,111
Dad, you stay here.

1328
01:13:30,146 --> 01:13:31,146
Blue Eyes, fix him up.

1329
01:13:31,174 --> 01:13:34,013
The name's Captain
Sean Irons. Shh. Zip it.

1330
01:13:34,048 --> 01:13:36,852
Lizzie, you crack the code so
we can get access to the system.

1331
01:13:36,887 --> 01:13:39,399
Maya and I will print enough
jet packs for all of us, all right?

1332
01:13:39,423 --> 01:13:41,887
We will? I trust you.
Do you trust me?

1333
01:13:42,925 --> 01:13:44,222
I do now.

1334
01:13:44,257 --> 01:13:45,462
Here you go.

1335
01:13:47,796 --> 01:13:49,402
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What did Captain Blue Eyes

1336
01:13:49,426 --> 01:13:50,904
back there just say? AUTOMATED
VOICE: <i>All systems locked.</i>

1337
01:13:50,928 --> 01:13:52,138
He said Argon locked
the whole system.

1338
01:13:52,162 --> 01:13:53,679
The escape hatch,
the printer, everything.

1339
01:13:53,703 --> 01:13:55,208
If we don't crack this code
we're all gonna die.

1340
01:13:55,232 --> 01:13:56,948
<i>Access
denied.</i> Speakin' of Argon...

1341
01:13:56,972 --> 01:13:58,444
You know, for the record, I
don't have a stuttering problem.

1342
01:13:58,468 --> 01:14:01,071
Ya know, I was just nervous
and see, see, what happened...

1343
01:14:02,573 --> 01:14:04,509
What are you?

1344
01:14:04,544 --> 01:14:06,610
Hey. Hey. What are you doin'?

1345
01:14:06,645 --> 01:14:08,485
Need to cauterize this wound.

1346
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:10,459
For a second there, I thought
you were gonna kill me.

1347
01:14:10,483 --> 01:14:11,820
Yeah, I still might.

1348
01:14:12,953 --> 01:14:15,186
It's a four-digit password,
only 10,000 combinations.

1349
01:14:15,222 --> 01:14:16,893
Only 10,000?

1350
01:14:16,928 --> 01:14:19,689
Look, Lizzie, I understand you're
really good at the escape room stuff

1351
01:14:19,723 --> 01:14:21,258
but I don't see any clues.

1352
01:14:21,294 --> 01:14:23,908
We don't need a clue, Big Mac.
We're gonna brute-force this password.

1353
01:14:23,932 --> 01:14:26,631
You're gonna brute-force
10,000 different combinations.

1354
01:14:26,667 --> 01:14:28,169
Yes, I have a plan.
We're gonna die.

1355
01:14:28,204 --> 01:14:29,505
I need to borrow this.

1356
01:14:29,541 --> 01:14:31,537
Hurry up! We don't
have that much time.

1357
01:14:31,573 --> 01:14:33,202
<i>Error printing.</i>

1358
01:14:41,713 --> 01:14:43,144
So why are you helpin' me now?

1359
01:14:43,179 --> 01:14:45,983
Let's just say I know
what the stakes are now.

1360
01:14:46,019 --> 01:14:49,152
You had a vision, didn't you?
Not everyone gets one.

1361
01:14:50,621 --> 01:14:51,855
What'd you see?

1362
01:14:51,890 --> 01:14:54,025
It's more powerful
than I realized.

1363
01:14:57,297 --> 01:14:58,601
I got this.

1364
01:15:00,334 --> 01:15:02,572
<i>Code denied.</i>

1365
01:15:02,607 --> 01:15:04,772
Now you understand why
it needed to be protected.

1366
01:15:04,807 --> 01:15:06,551
I don't see why you
assume you're the only one

1367
01:15:06,575 --> 01:15:07,872
worthy of protecting it, though.

1368
01:15:07,907 --> 01:15:09,707
Wanna know what my
last ten years have been?

1369
01:15:09,742 --> 01:15:12,480
Marriage: Over. Kid: Hates me.

1370
01:15:12,515 --> 01:15:13,976
But I didn't have
a choice. You did.

1371
01:15:14,011 --> 01:15:15,882
You chose to
keep it for yourself.

1372
01:15:22,753 --> 01:15:24,154
Charlie, move!

1373
01:15:25,027 --> 01:15:26,123
Lizzie!

1374
01:15:27,464 --> 01:15:29,596
Wait! That was
not part of the plan!

1375
01:15:29,631 --> 01:15:31,330
Lizzie! Lizzie,
get us out of here!

1376
01:15:31,366 --> 01:15:33,278
Speakin' of plans, do you think we
like maybe need to reevaluate our...

1377
01:15:33,302 --> 01:15:37,101
No! We're all gonna go to the dance
and we're all gonna have a great time!

1378
01:15:39,541 --> 01:15:40,874
Lizzie, come on!

1379
01:15:42,541 --> 01:15:44,112
Oh, no. No.

1380
01:15:44,148 --> 01:15:45,447
We're getting crushed!

1381
01:15:45,482 --> 01:15:46,913
Oh, my God,
they're getting crushed!

1382
01:15:47,919 --> 01:15:50,345
Help! Lizzie!

1383
01:15:52,918 --> 01:15:55,451
Maya, I gotta
tell you somethin'.

1384
01:15:55,486 --> 01:15:58,294
<i>Platform
has reached maximum capacity.</i>

1385
01:15:58,330 --> 01:15:59,791
Wait. Wait, what does that mean?

1386
01:15:59,826 --> 01:16:02,126
<i>Commencing vaporization
procedure.</i>

1387
01:16:02,794 --> 01:16:04,599
Only 100 more combos, Lizzie.

1388
01:16:04,634 --> 01:16:07,030
<i>Denied. Denied. Denied.</i>

1389
01:16:07,065 --> 01:16:09,703
I really like you.
Like "like-like" you.

1390
01:16:09,739 --> 01:16:12,067
<i>Reducing volume in 15 seconds.</i>

1391
01:16:12,103 --> 01:16:14,976
Like... Like a lot!
<i>Fifteen, 14, 13,</i>

1392
01:16:15,011 --> 01:16:16,973
<i>12, 11,</i>

1393
01:16:17,008 --> 01:16:19,382
<i>ten, nine, eight...</i>
You got this.

1394
01:16:19,417 --> 01:16:21,877
<i>Seven, six, five...</i> And I'm

1395
01:16:21,912 --> 01:16:25,182
<i>four, three, two, one.</i>

1396
01:16:26,356 --> 01:16:27,723
<i>Code accepted.</i> So sorry.

1397
01:16:28,124 --> 01:16:29,124
I got it!

1398
01:16:34,528 --> 01:16:36,061
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

1399
01:16:36,593 --> 01:16:38,099
Sorry.

1400
01:16:38,134 --> 01:16:39,134
What?

1401
01:16:40,532 --> 01:16:41,768
I'm sorry.

1402
01:16:41,803 --> 01:16:45,572
Boys pick the weirdest times
to be vulnerable.

1403
01:16:45,607 --> 01:16:47,072
Let's go print those jet packs.

1404
01:16:48,341 --> 01:16:51,375
<i>Jet pack
printing three of six complete.</i>

1405
01:16:55,918 --> 01:16:58,585
Big Mac, listen to me. We
gotta go now. Come here.

1406
01:16:58,620 --> 01:17:00,353
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

1407
01:17:02,424 --> 01:17:03,691
We gotta double up.

1408
01:17:03,727 --> 01:17:06,155
Wait, what about my dad?
Go, go, go! I'm fine.

1409
01:17:06,190 --> 01:17:08,665
<i>Destruction imminent.</i>

1410
01:17:09,832 --> 01:17:11,866
Well, I guess you gotta
learn to share now.

1411
01:17:14,599 --> 01:17:15,804
Bring it in.

1412
01:17:16,502 --> 01:17:17,707
Get in here.

1413
01:17:26,816 --> 01:17:29,415
Whoa, whoa.
Watch out for the tree! No.

1414
01:17:32,985 --> 01:17:35,589
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1415
01:17:35,624 --> 01:17:37,921
That was crazy! We just flew.

1416
01:17:37,956 --> 01:17:40,121
Thank you. Nice job, Angry Guy.

1417
01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:41,589
But we've gotta get to school.

1418
01:17:41,625 --> 01:17:43,241
You should leave the kids
with me, they'll slow you down.

1419
01:17:43,265 --> 01:17:44,265
No! No!

1420
01:17:44,295 --> 01:17:46,435
Berger's my best friend.
He's my little brother.

1421
01:17:46,470 --> 01:17:47,790
We're going with you,
Mr. Kincaid.

1422
01:17:51,443 --> 01:17:52,816
I'm not the only one
lookin' for ya.

1423
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:55,404
You guys go. I'll slow 'em down.

1424
01:17:56,273 --> 01:17:57,973
Yeah, the world
needs The Guard, Jack.

1425
01:17:58,009 --> 01:17:59,749
And you're the least bad option.

1426
01:18:00,516 --> 01:18:02,717
Thanks. You're not gonna

1427
01:18:02,752 --> 01:18:04,161
I know you're not,
I don't have to say this,

1428
01:18:04,185 --> 01:18:05,695
but you're not gonna tell 'em
who The Guard is or anything...

1429
01:18:05,719 --> 01:18:07,381
We'll see. Gotcha, man, okay.

1430
01:18:07,417 --> 01:18:09,095
All right, you guys get
the heck outta here.

1431
01:18:09,119 --> 01:18:10,285
Stop that maniac, all right?

1432
01:18:10,321 --> 01:18:12,081
- Let's go!
- Let's go get Berger!

1433
01:18:14,928 --> 01:18:16,291
Sorry about your man cave, Dad.

1434
01:18:16,326 --> 01:18:19,428
Yeah.<i> Adios.</i> Ten years
down the drain.

1435
01:18:20,837 --> 01:18:23,435
Well, it's not my fault
a militia showed up to...

1436
01:18:23,471 --> 01:18:25,614
There's two schools of thought
on that... steal your magic ball.

1437
01:18:25,638 --> 01:18:27,141
Well, whose is it?

1438
01:18:27,176 --> 01:18:29,181
Hey, if you would've just told
me the truth about who you are,

1439
01:18:29,205 --> 01:18:30,610
I would have never
figured it out!

1440
01:18:30,646 --> 01:18:31,875
So actually, it's your fault.

1441
01:18:31,910 --> 01:18:33,411
Really? CHARLIE: Yeah.

1442
01:18:33,446 --> 01:18:35,846
Well, we'll have plenty o'
time to discuss whose fault it is.

1443
01:18:37,218 --> 01:18:40,223
Let's go! BERGER:
Okay, okay, take it easy, man!

1444
01:18:40,258 --> 01:18:41,516
Dude, you are so slow.

1445
01:18:41,552 --> 01:18:44,293
Mom's right. You're always
deflecting, putting up walls.

1446
01:18:44,329 --> 01:18:46,260
What? She says that? Yeah.

1447
01:18:46,295 --> 01:18:47,596
I disagree.

1448
01:18:47,631 --> 01:18:49,931
I don't put up walls
and I don't deflect.

1449
01:18:50,696 --> 01:18:52,063
See? Deflection.

1450
01:18:52,099 --> 01:18:53,474
What are you talking
about? It's deflecting.

1451
01:18:53,498 --> 01:18:55,216
That's not deflecting,
that's disagreeing. That's...

1452
01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:56,333
No, that's deflecting.

1453
01:18:56,368 --> 01:18:58,972
No, that's not. Why can't
you just be honest with me?

1454
01:18:59,007 --> 01:19:02,575
If you wanna know anything,
go ahead, ask me.

1455
01:19:02,610 --> 01:19:04,179
I'll tell you the truth.

1456
01:19:04,214 --> 01:19:05,318
Why does this thing not have cup
holders? Have you ever been to space?

1457
01:19:05,342 --> 01:19:08,075
Where do superheroes pee?
Like, in the suit?

1458
01:19:08,111 --> 01:19:09,749
That's for Charlie, okay?

1459
01:19:09,785 --> 01:19:11,117
Enough from the peanut gallery.

1460
01:19:11,485 --> 01:19:12,789
Okay, uh...

1461
01:19:14,117 --> 01:19:15,517
Why'd you and Mom split up?

1462
01:19:16,922 --> 01:19:18,553
That's your first question?

1463
01:19:21,096 --> 01:19:23,327
Not something about the
jet packs or something?

1464
01:19:28,999 --> 01:19:30,903
No. Uh-uh. No chance?

1465
01:19:30,938 --> 01:19:33,642
Look, Charlie,
that's a... It's...

1466
01:19:33,677 --> 01:19:36,545
That's a big question and it's

1467
01:19:36,581 --> 01:19:38,540
I think it's hard to understand.

1468
01:19:39,517 --> 01:19:41,276
I didn't wanna have to choose

1469
01:19:41,311 --> 01:19:43,551
between saving the world
and my family.

1470
01:19:43,587 --> 01:19:45,747
But I didn't have a choice.

1471
01:19:45,782 --> 01:19:48,484
Dude, pick up the pace,
for crying out loud! Settle down.

1472
01:19:48,519 --> 01:19:50,165
- Is this your locker?
- This is my locker.

1473
01:19:50,189 --> 01:19:52,090
Plus, how am I supposed
to say to my son,

1474
01:19:52,125 --> 01:19:54,623
"Oh, by the way,
some alien power source

1475
01:19:54,658 --> 01:19:57,800
"chose me to be the
guardian of the planet"? Right?

1476
01:19:57,835 --> 01:20:00,067
I mean, would your
parents tell you that? No.

1477
01:20:00,103 --> 01:20:02,466
No, because it
makes you sound crazy, right?

1478
01:20:02,501 --> 01:20:03,501
Yes.

1479
01:20:03,533 --> 01:20:05,707
I get it. You have this
super-powerful thing,

1480
01:20:05,742 --> 01:20:07,675
and you didn't know
who you could trust.

1481
01:20:07,710 --> 01:20:10,440
I just thought
you could trust me.

1482
01:20:14,652 --> 01:20:16,380
So who's excited
for the Moon Dance?

1483
01:20:33,801 --> 01:20:35,404
Where is it? I don't know.

1484
01:20:35,440 --> 01:20:37,132
Where is it? I don't know.

1485
01:20:37,167 --> 01:20:38,869
Mr. Berger. Oh, hey.

1486
01:20:38,905 --> 01:20:40,741
Hmm. And who might you be?

1487
01:20:40,776 --> 01:20:43,506
I'm, uh... I'm Berger's uncle.

1488
01:20:44,511 --> 01:20:45,511
Huh.

1489
01:20:47,485 --> 01:20:48,950
Yeah. Nice costume.

1490
01:20:48,986 --> 01:20:52,552
Yeah, thank you. I love
The Guard and this is, uh...

1491
01:20:52,587 --> 01:20:54,154
This is his costume.

1492
01:20:56,691 --> 01:20:58,460
Ooh, yeah, it's makeup.

1493
01:20:58,495 --> 01:20:59,928
It's kinda sensitive.

1494
01:20:59,964 --> 01:21:02,698
Hey, something is missing
from Berger's locker.

1495
01:21:02,734 --> 01:21:04,195
Would you happen to
know where it is?

1496
01:21:04,230 --> 01:21:07,198
I'm assuming it's
the art project? Yes.

1497
01:21:07,233 --> 01:21:09,101
Yes! Yeah, it's mine.
Yes! His art project.

1498
01:21:09,136 --> 01:21:11,607
Uh-huh.
Well, Jerry, the janitor,

1499
01:21:11,643 --> 01:21:13,435
found it glowing in your locker.

1500
01:21:13,470 --> 01:21:15,675
You're lucky I didn't
call the bomb squad.

1501
01:21:15,710 --> 01:21:17,011
Oh, I'm glad you didn't.

1502
01:21:17,047 --> 01:21:19,877
And, uh, would you know
where it is, by any chance?

1503
01:21:19,913 --> 01:21:21,344
I'll go get it. Cool.

1504
01:21:21,379 --> 01:21:23,177
Stay right here.
I'm gonna stay right here.

1505
01:21:23,213 --> 01:21:25,185
Right here. Okay. Okay.

1506
01:21:30,222 --> 01:21:31,524
You kids stay in the car.

1507
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:32,560
Where do I go?

1508
01:21:32,589 --> 01:21:34,658
Wait, you've never been
to your kid's school?

1509
01:21:34,694 --> 01:21:35,932
No, I've...

1510
01:21:37,093 --> 01:21:39,067
It's been a while.

1511
01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:40,940
All right, how 'bout we
crash through the skylights?

1512
01:21:40,964 --> 01:21:43,014
Yeah, just like the time you
saved those diplomats in Caracas

1513
01:21:43,038 --> 01:21:44,551
I know, but I had
a fully charged suit then,

1514
01:21:44,575 --> 01:21:45,873
and how do you know about that?

1515
01:21:45,909 --> 01:21:47,742
I'm The Guard's
number-one fan, dude!

1516
01:21:47,777 --> 01:21:49,072
I even defended you on Reddit.

1517
01:21:49,107 --> 01:21:50,273
That was you? That was me.

1518
01:21:50,308 --> 01:21:52,008
Well, thank you.
That was pretty good.

1519
01:21:52,043 --> 01:21:53,482
Okay, so where do I go?

1520
01:21:53,517 --> 01:21:54,609
Mr. Kincaid, take these.

1521
01:21:54,645 --> 01:21:56,322
And, Charlie, you're gonna
call him on the phone

1522
01:21:56,346 --> 01:21:57,818
and tell him where to go, okay?

1523
01:21:57,853 --> 01:22:00,815
All right.
Okay, stay in the car.

1524
01:22:00,850 --> 01:22:03,287
<i>That's good.</i> Goin'
right past the French class.

1525
01:22:03,322 --> 01:22:05,225
<i>No, take a left,
take a left, not right.</i>

1526
01:22:06,464 --> 01:22:07,491
You see a trophy case?

1527
01:22:09,566 --> 01:22:10,692
I see the trophy case.

1528
01:22:10,727 --> 01:22:12,993
Just keep walking by it, all
right? You're almost there.

1529
01:22:13,029 --> 01:22:15,364
<i>Past the trophy case and
you're gonna look on your right</i>

1530
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:17,699
<i>and it should be
glowing, I think.</i>

1531
01:22:23,144 --> 01:22:25,511
Here's you with
the rest of the Bluejays.

1532
01:22:25,547 --> 01:22:26,609
Eagles, Dad.

1533
01:22:27,649 --> 01:22:28,676
Are Eagles blue?

1534
01:22:28,712 --> 01:22:31,152
I guess. Just keep going,
all right? Next question.

1535
01:22:32,349 --> 01:22:33,583
<i>Are you even listening to me?</i>

1536
01:22:35,385 --> 01:22:37,557
"Best Effort." <i>Dad, hello?</i>

1537
01:22:37,593 --> 01:22:38,857
That's great.

1538
01:22:38,893 --> 01:22:40,154
If she doesn't find it

1539
01:22:40,190 --> 01:22:41,558
I'm gonna kill you.

1540
01:22:43,901 --> 01:22:45,237
Fudge my life. I am
so serious right now.

1541
01:22:45,261 --> 01:22:46,631
Just a second.

1542
01:22:49,671 --> 01:22:50,598
Assuming this is it?

1543
01:22:50,633 --> 01:22:51,944
Yeah, that's my favorite
sculpture of his.

1544
01:22:51,968 --> 01:22:53,339
Uh-huh.

1545
01:22:53,706 --> 01:22:54,706
Well.

1546
01:22:56,142 --> 01:22:58,443
I really don't like modern art.

1547
01:22:58,478 --> 01:23:00,878
It's hard to tell the
authentics from the fakes!

1548
01:23:00,913 --> 01:23:02,480
Run, Berger, run!

1549
01:23:03,518 --> 01:23:04,380
No.

1550
01:23:04,415 --> 01:23:06,587
I don't like you!
I don't like you!

1551
01:23:06,622 --> 01:23:07,622
I don't like you!

1552
01:23:11,662 --> 01:23:12,987
I see 'em! What's happening?

1553
01:23:13,023 --> 01:23:15,423
I just heard Berger scream. I
think they're goin' to the gym.

1554
01:23:16,996 --> 01:23:18,632
Excuse me! Oh, sorry.

1555
01:23:20,571 --> 01:23:22,065
Hot potato. Hot potato.

1556
01:23:28,778 --> 01:23:30,112
Hey. Get outta my face!

1557
01:23:45,595 --> 01:23:46,788
Sick costume, bro.

1558
01:23:47,796 --> 01:23:49,230
You remind me of a fart.

1559
01:23:53,496 --> 01:23:55,170
How do you turn this thing on?

1560
01:24:14,657 --> 01:24:15,751
Give it to me!

1561
01:24:23,500 --> 01:24:24,760
Argon!

1562
01:24:26,270 --> 01:24:27,200
Ugh!

1563
01:24:27,235 --> 01:24:29,231
Just wanted to let
you know we're alive!

1564
01:24:29,266 --> 01:24:30,766
Not like I care!

1565
01:24:35,909 --> 01:24:36,975
You wanna dance?

1566
01:24:37,010 --> 01:24:38,447
Daddy wants to dance!

1567
01:24:38,482 --> 01:24:39,482
Let's dance.

1568
01:24:48,823 --> 01:24:49,851
Come on!

1569
01:24:53,090 --> 01:24:54,361
Hey, buddy!

1570
01:25:02,439 --> 01:25:03,535
Whoo!

1571
01:25:05,468 --> 01:25:08,408
Dad? Dad, are you there? Dad?

1572
01:25:08,842 --> 01:25:10,271
<i>Dad? Dad?</i>

1573
01:25:10,306 --> 01:25:11,780
Wash your mouth out!

1574
01:25:11,815 --> 01:25:13,879
Berger! Throw me the Source!

1575
01:25:13,914 --> 01:25:15,382
Berger! Sweep!

1576
01:25:18,755 --> 01:25:20,222
Throw it! Throw it!

1577
01:25:23,927 --> 01:25:25,191
We gotta help him. We gotta go!

1578
01:25:25,226 --> 01:25:26,368
No, he said stay
in the car. Yeah.

1579
01:25:26,392 --> 01:25:28,730
He definitely said
stay in the car.

1580
01:25:28,766 --> 01:25:30,364
Then we'll stay in the car.

1581
01:25:31,798 --> 01:25:32,994
Shotgun!

1582
01:25:33,029 --> 01:25:35,013
What are you doing? Why
are you in the driver's seat?

1583
01:25:35,037 --> 01:25:36,799
Okay. You can't drive, Charlie.

1584
01:25:39,205 --> 01:25:42,638
Man. That suit sure does work.

1585
01:25:42,673 --> 01:25:44,939
Wait, wait. Why
don't you take it off?

1586
01:25:46,145 --> 01:25:47,374
Let's fight<i> mano-a-mano.</i>

1587
01:25:47,410 --> 01:25:49,116
What, are ya stupid?

1588
01:25:49,151 --> 01:25:51,517
I'd rather fight
like a superhero.

1589
01:25:51,552 --> 01:25:53,750
Bein' a hero's about
more than wearin' a suit.

1590
01:25:55,057 --> 01:25:56,423
Nah, it's all about the suit.

1591
01:26:04,768 --> 01:26:05,768
Maya, do something!

1592
01:26:05,795 --> 01:26:07,369
What do you mean,
do something? Maya!

1593
01:26:07,404 --> 01:26:09,865
Press all the
buttons! Try all of them, Maya!

1594
01:26:11,409 --> 01:26:12,439
Now.

1595
01:26:15,572 --> 01:26:17,039
You're gonna
hit the wall, Charlie!

1596
01:27:22,910 --> 01:27:24,874
Holy crap!

1597
01:27:26,014 --> 01:27:27,580
Not bad for an IT guy.

1598
01:27:28,513 --> 01:27:30,352
Thanks for not listening to me.

1599
01:27:32,217 --> 01:27:33,454
Keep this safe.

1600
01:27:34,550 --> 01:27:37,018
Charlie. I trust you.

1601
01:27:39,323 --> 01:27:40,957
He went that way.

1602
01:27:40,993 --> 01:27:41,993
Dad!

1603
01:27:42,833 --> 01:27:43,833
Show him some swagger.

1604
01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:48,402
Berger! BERGER: Guys!

1605
01:27:48,438 --> 01:27:50,405
- I'm so happy to see you guys.
- You're okay.

1606
01:27:51,439 --> 01:27:54,002
You know somethin', Argon?
Yeah, what's that?

1607
01:27:55,145 --> 01:27:56,774
You might have a point
about the suit.

1608
01:27:57,581 --> 01:27:58,712
Hey, no!

1609
01:28:03,220 --> 01:28:05,646
Bet you didn't know
how to finger blast!

1610
01:28:05,681 --> 01:28:08,522
I invented finger blasting.

1611
01:28:13,460 --> 01:28:15,293
You wanna dance with
the King of Pop?

1612
01:28:15,328 --> 01:28:16,827
I can dance! I can dance...

1613
01:28:18,899 --> 01:28:19,899
Hold on!

1614
01:28:20,936 --> 01:28:22,168
Hold it! Hold it!

1615
01:28:22,203 --> 01:28:24,406
Hold it. I said hold it, man!

1616
01:28:25,235 --> 01:28:26,441
I said...

1617
01:28:28,572 --> 01:28:30,874
How do you do this?

1618
01:28:33,513 --> 01:28:35,384
How do you do it?
How do you take...

1619
01:28:38,648 --> 01:28:40,417
These things are warm. Yeah.

1620
01:28:40,452 --> 01:28:42,754
So hot. They're so hot.

1621
01:28:43,487 --> 01:28:45,361
You got the winter suit.

1622
01:28:56,172 --> 01:28:57,736
I have this trained on you.

1623
01:28:58,907 --> 01:28:59,969
Stand back!

1624
01:29:07,483 --> 01:29:10,485
I feel like a dog, you
know? Come on, let's go.

1625
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:12,619
Come on. Yeah. You know,
how dogs do that? Like...

1626
01:29:13,352 --> 01:29:14,956
Argon, come on. Sorry.

1627
01:29:14,991 --> 01:29:16,051
We gotta finish this.

1628
01:29:18,489 --> 01:29:19,820
You ready? Yeah.

1629
01:29:19,856 --> 01:29:21,793
Wait, wait, I just
dropped something.

1630
01:29:28,036 --> 01:29:29,597
Have another sip!

1631
01:29:29,633 --> 01:29:32,073
My ear! Not my ear.

1632
01:29:32,109 --> 01:29:33,442
You hit me right in the lobe!

1633
01:29:37,308 --> 01:29:38,472
I hate you!

1634
01:29:42,378 --> 01:29:43,716
Swagger!

1635
01:29:55,298 --> 01:29:57,565
Argon to the principal's office!

1636
01:29:59,131 --> 01:30:00,131
Yes!

1637
01:30:03,370 --> 01:30:04,766
You just broke my kid's trophy.

1638
01:30:04,801 --> 01:30:06,736
What? That's not a real trophy.

1639
01:30:06,771 --> 01:30:09,209
Steal the suit,
blow up my man cave,

1640
01:30:09,244 --> 01:30:11,940
but don't ever insult my son.

1641
01:30:11,976 --> 01:30:14,076
You're right, you're right.
I went too far.

1642
01:30:26,197 --> 01:30:28,358
Charlie! Charlie... I lost him.

1643
01:30:28,393 --> 01:30:29,995
Throw me the Source.

1644
01:30:30,030 --> 01:30:31,428
Here.

1645
01:30:31,464 --> 01:30:32,893
Okay, get in the G-mobile.

1646
01:30:32,929 --> 01:30:34,536
Gettin' you guys outta here.
Okay.

1647
01:30:35,432 --> 01:30:36,530
Dad!

1648
01:30:36,566 --> 01:30:38,304
Charlie! No, no!

1649
01:30:38,339 --> 01:30:40,106
Get back! Do not move!

1650
01:30:40,142 --> 01:30:41,873
Jack, don't be a hero!

1651
01:30:42,907 --> 01:30:45,173
No! Gimme the Source
or I'll kill your kid!

1652
01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:49,042
Okay.

1653
01:30:49,078 --> 01:30:51,751
Give it to me!
Okay, it's yours.

1654
01:30:51,787 --> 01:30:53,760
What? No, Dad,
Dad. Dad... It's yours, you win.

1655
01:30:53,784 --> 01:30:55,251
Don't do it,
I'm only one person!

1656
01:30:55,286 --> 01:30:56,558
Shut up!

1657
01:30:56,593 --> 01:30:58,202
I'm only one
person! You're saving the world!

1658
01:30:58,226 --> 01:30:59,759
You're saving the world!

1659
01:30:59,794 --> 01:31:02,797
All right? Okay. Charlie,
Charlie, don't worry.

1660
01:31:02,833 --> 01:31:04,500
HBT. HBT.

1661
01:31:04,833 --> 01:31:05,833
HBT?

1662
01:31:10,270 --> 01:31:11,339
Give it to me!

1663
01:31:11,375 --> 01:31:14,510
HBT. HBT.
Okay. Please. Please.

1664
01:31:49,408 --> 01:31:50,711
Strike three...

1665
01:32:03,519 --> 01:32:04,956
Charlie!

1666
01:32:07,364 --> 01:32:10,929
Charlie! Come on, buddy.
Come on, buddy.

1667
01:32:11,329 --> 01:32:12,601
Charlie!

1668
01:32:13,565 --> 01:32:16,499
Please? Please? Charlie.

1669
01:32:16,534 --> 01:32:18,266
Come on. Come on.

1670
01:32:21,273 --> 01:32:22,710
Charlie!

1671
01:32:24,513 --> 01:32:26,747
It's okay. It's gonna
be all right.

1672
01:32:27,248 --> 01:32:29,213
Charlie? Yeah?

1673
01:32:29,248 --> 01:32:30,982
Charlie?

1674
01:32:31,550 --> 01:32:34,155
Yeah. Can you see me?

1675
01:32:34,190 --> 01:32:35,657
Did Maya see that throw?

1676
01:32:37,490 --> 01:32:38,654
Are you kidding me?

1677
01:32:38,689 --> 01:32:40,625
How could she miss it?

1678
01:32:40,661 --> 01:32:42,631
It's one of the greatest
throws ever!

1679
01:32:43,264 --> 01:32:44,325
My son's a hero.

1680
01:32:53,240 --> 01:32:54,240
That's it.

1681
01:32:55,343 --> 01:32:57,709
I love you so much.

1682
01:32:57,744 --> 01:33:01,008
I'm so sorry
I wasted all that time.

1683
01:33:01,044 --> 01:33:03,613
The truth is
I did have a choice.

1684
01:33:03,648 --> 01:33:05,621
And I made the wrong one.

1685
01:33:06,121 --> 01:33:07,887
Dad? Yeah?

1686
01:33:09,159 --> 01:33:10,824
You're suffocating me.

1687
01:33:16,792 --> 01:33:18,260
Nice throw, Charlie.

1688
01:33:19,364 --> 01:33:20,735
Thanks.

1689
01:33:21,400 --> 01:33:22,400
Oh, my God.

1690
01:33:23,601 --> 01:33:25,104
I gotta call Mom.

1691
01:33:25,139 --> 01:33:27,114
Jack, I know where I'm going.
I've been to the school before.

1692
01:33:27,138 --> 01:33:29,202
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I got lost earlier,

1693
01:33:29,238 --> 01:33:30,808
so I was just tryin' to
save you time.

1694
01:33:30,843 --> 01:33:32,347
It can get really confusing.

1695
01:33:32,383 --> 01:33:35,310
Charlie? Charlie, my sweet boy!

1696
01:33:36,946 --> 01:33:38,385
Oh, my God, are you okay?

1697
01:33:38,420 --> 01:33:40,286
Are you... What happened?

1698
01:33:40,322 --> 01:33:41,754
Well, we had the talk,

1699
01:33:41,789 --> 01:33:44,789
and it went, I think,
pretty well. It

1700
01:33:44,824 --> 01:33:46,066
I mean, there was
a few bumps, but...

1701
01:33:46,090 --> 01:33:47,991
Wait, you knew?
And you didn't tell me?

1702
01:33:48,027 --> 01:33:50,298
We wanted to wait till
you were older, Charlie.

1703
01:33:50,334 --> 01:33:52,833
No, that Dad wears a fanny pack?

1704
01:33:54,835 --> 01:33:56,735
He's been hammerin'
this fanny pack.

1705
01:33:56,770 --> 01:33:59,405
Actually, the fanny pack
was my design.

1706
01:33:59,441 --> 01:34:00,806
Now what are you gonna say?

1707
01:34:00,841 --> 01:34:02,705
We can talk about this
at home. Come on.

1708
01:34:02,740 --> 01:34:04,344
Uh, wait, wait. Um...

1709
01:34:04,380 --> 01:34:07,548
I, uh... Hold on a second.

1710
01:34:07,583 --> 01:34:09,047
There's somethin'
I gotta do first.

1711
01:34:16,453 --> 01:34:21,456
I know that, technically,
you, um, have a date already,

1712
01:34:21,491 --> 01:34:26,266
but since Robbie Fernandez ran
away like a whiny little baby,

1713
01:34:26,301 --> 01:34:27,835
I was wondering...

1714
01:34:32,308 --> 01:34:33,709
Do you wanna dance?

1715
01:34:35,471 --> 01:34:38,274
Okay, Kincaid, I'll try
not to breathe on you.

1716
01:34:45,852 --> 01:34:49,083
You have great taste.
Whoa! Thanks.

1717
01:34:49,118 --> 01:34:50,953
What are you still doing here?

1718
01:34:50,988 --> 01:34:52,860
A DJ never abandons her booth.

1719
01:34:57,666 --> 01:34:59,493
Might I have
this dance,<i> mon cheri?</i>

1720
01:35:00,234 --> 01:35:01,330
Yeah.

1721
01:35:03,867 --> 01:35:06,471
Should we maybe dance?

1722
01:35:06,507 --> 01:35:07,909
For old times' sake?

1723
01:35:07,944 --> 01:35:10,471
I mean, we don't wanna just
watch and make them uncomfortable.

1724
01:35:11,740 --> 01:35:12,946
Okay.

1725
01:35:20,056 --> 01:35:21,251
Oh.

1726
01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:23,960
JK.

1727
01:35:29,092 --> 01:35:31,030
They grow up fast, don't they?

1728
01:35:34,570 --> 01:35:36,266
Maybe a little too fast? Yeah.

1729
01:35:36,966 --> 01:35:38,532
Remember our first kiss?

1730
01:35:39,107 --> 01:35:40,107
No.

1731
01:35:40,137 --> 01:35:41,805
It's 'cause we
haven't kissed yet.

1732
01:35:41,841 --> 01:35:43,069
Yes. Not until we're married.

1733
01:35:43,105 --> 01:35:44,846
Okay. How's my breath?

1734
01:35:46,082 --> 01:35:47,145
Amazing.

1735
01:35:58,190 --> 01:36:01,060
Okay, I think
we're gettin' close here!

1736
01:36:03,028 --> 01:36:05,166
You know how I like it?
Oh, yeah.

1737
01:36:05,202 --> 01:36:06,494
Burnt to a crisp

1738
01:36:06,529 --> 01:36:10,135
and loaded up with spicy
mustard and lots of onions.

1739
01:36:11,103 --> 01:36:13,439
Does your girlfriend
like onions, by the way?

1740
01:36:13,475 --> 01:36:15,637
Okay, what? No. Dad.

1741
01:36:20,283 --> 01:36:21,283
We're needed.

1742
01:36:22,583 --> 01:36:24,417
What? Let's go.

1743
01:36:24,452 --> 01:36:25,787
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1744
01:36:25,822 --> 01:36:29,316
We gotta pack up, and
what do you say we, uh.

1745
01:36:29,351 --> 01:36:32,020
Take the new one?

1746
01:36:32,055 --> 01:36:33,588
<i>Uncloaking.</i>

1747
01:36:33,624 --> 01:36:34,995
Wow.

1748
01:36:36,094 --> 01:36:38,431
Let's call it
an early birthday present.

1749
01:36:38,466 --> 01:36:39,930
Thanks. Can I drive?

1750
01:36:39,966 --> 01:36:42,002
It's a very early
birthday present.

1751
01:36:47,304 --> 01:36:48,613
<i>Welcome, Guardians.</i>

1752
01:36:48,637 --> 01:36:51,646
Oh, my God! This is
the new G-mobile, isn't it?

1753
01:36:51,681 --> 01:36:53,112
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait.

1754
01:36:54,244 --> 01:36:56,646
Now it's the new
G-mobile. Come on!

1755
01:36:56,682 --> 01:36:57,885
This is sick!

1756
01:36:57,920 --> 01:36:59,128
Watch this, watch
this, watch this. Yeah?

1757
01:36:59,152 --> 01:37:01,821
<i>Hey, guys. Captain Irons,
Mission Control.</i>

1758
01:37:01,856 --> 01:37:03,284
<i>You ready for your next mission?</i>

1759
01:37:03,319 --> 01:37:05,552
Okay, Captain,
accept new mission.

1760
01:37:05,587 --> 01:37:07,822
<i>Propulsion drive activated.</i>

1761
01:37:07,857 --> 01:37:09,392
Mind blown!

1762
01:38:05,952 --> 01:38:09,789
Hello?
What is this place?

1763
01:38:09,824 --> 01:38:13,159
Anybody? I'm
really, really warm.

1764
01:38:14,523 --> 01:38:16,657
I got swamp butt,
you know what that means?

1765
01:38:16,692 --> 01:38:19,534
That means the sweat from
my back's goin' to my butt.

1766
01:38:19,569 --> 01:38:21,401
And it's not a good feeling.

1767
01:38:21,437 --> 01:38:22,971
Oh, this sucks.

1768
01:38:25,006 --> 01:38:26,969
I'm sorry I tried
to take over the world.

1769
01:38:27,005 --> 01:38:28,570
I just need a little help.

1770
01:43:26,441 --> 01:43:29,204
Guys, I can hear you. Sounds
like you guys are leaving!

1771
01:43:29,239 --> 01:43:30,641
Guys, don't leave!

1772
01:43:32,345 --> 01:43:35,016
I really need to use
the restroom, guys!

1773
01:43:35,051 --> 01:43:37,417
I've been needing
to for a long time!

1774
01:43:38,514 --> 01:43:40,750
Help me out! Come on, guys.