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No, not with my hot dog!
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Ah, a beautiful spring morning.
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And I'm spending it
with my favorite family.
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I mean, I'm outside their window,
watching them. It's fine, it's fine.
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Anyway, springtime brings growth
and change.
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And there's some big stuff sprouting.
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Thanks to Paige's exposé,
Mayor Whitebottom had to resign.
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And he's been replaced
by an interim mayor, Quincy Leeds.
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He's a good guy. Which means
everybody wants a piece of him.
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But Owen can't even get
five minutes of his time,
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so he's trying to focus
on something else today.
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See, lately, he's been reaching out
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to TV and film productions to attract more
high-profile shoots in the park.
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And you know what, I've...
I've said enough. I'll let him tell you.
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Gina Tracker, FBI
is shooting in the park today!
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I can't believe we're actually gonna be
on the set of Gina Tracker.
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I thought you said
you were gonna play it cool.
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- Right, right. Better?
- Weirder.
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Owen, you really pulled this off.
Our favorite show in our own backyard.
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Yep, yep, it's pretty great.
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Gina Tracker, FBI!
It's all part of the big plan.
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The more people see the park
in all of its beauty,
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the more they'll wanna come.
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Who knows? It might even get
the attention of the interim mayor.
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And if it doesn't, try doing the worm
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with your weird long body
like you do at weddings.
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People seem to like that.
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So, the Tillermans are headed down
to set, but what they don't know is...
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Sir, can you keep it down?
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Ah, I'm supposed to be quiet.
You'll just see what happens.
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Go to set. Go.
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Wow. So many trucks and trailers.
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These must be holding
all of Gina Tracker's tracksuits.
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Oh, and they parked on the grass.
But that's fine, I'm-I'm good with it.
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Oh, yeah. You seem good.
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- What do all these people do?
- So this is wardrobe. That's props.
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There's pyrotechnics.
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Pyrotechnics?
Are there gonna be explosions?
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Just a few squibs.
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- Wow! Squibs.
- What are squibs?
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No idea,
but I obviously can't ask him now.
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And there's our animal wrangler, Patricia,
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who is either from South Africa
or New Jersey. I can't tell.
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I'm sorry, did you say animal wrangler?
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Yep, we got a couple of raccoons
on set today.
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And now you have an assistant
animal wrangler. Nice to meet you.
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Um, I don't have the authority
to hire you.
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- I'm sure it's fine.
- And that's hair and makeup.
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What's happening in there?
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That's our lead makeup artist,
she's airbrushing an actor.
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Whoa. Can I go draw on someone's face?
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Psh! You gotta join the union, kid.
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- Mr. Turrant.
- Is this them? Of course, it's them!
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Nathan Turrant.
So nice to finally meet you all.
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You know, when I heard about it,
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- I thought it was too good to be true.
- What was?
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The intrepid ranger who lives in a castle
in the park with his indie journalist wife
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and their two kids as he manages
all of this? Just, wow.
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Oh, he's good.
Go ahead, say more about us.
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- I read your piece in the paper.
- You did? Which one?
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The best place to buy soap in the Bronx.
I never would have thought Armando's!
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Oh, wow. You really did read that.
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Did I really d... Attention to detail.
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That's my calling card
as director/producer.
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All my shows have it,
Gina Tracker, FBI. Adam Shooter, ATF,
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and Delvin Barker, ASPCA.
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They totally do all have that.
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Wanna see where we're shooting the scene?
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Absolutely!
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All right, then. Let's make some
dreams come true.
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We love this area.
Especially Cole. This is where he pees.
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My heart was just stolen
by nature's little bandit.
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We walked this park for three days.
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And when we came across this grove,
we knew that this was it.
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This is actually one of my favorite places
in the whole park.
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Aah, one of your f... Are you serious?
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Owen, if this is too personal for you,
we can find another setup.
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- Hey, we're gonna find another setup!
- No, actually it's perfect.
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I want people to see
the beauty of this park.
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And look at that fog.
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Oh, the fog is us, sorry.
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Don't breathe deeply.
It's not good for you.
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Got it. Looks beautiful.
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Mr. Turrant,
it's lunchtime for the raccoons.
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That's a raccoon lunch!
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- Can I have lunch with the raccoons?
- Uh, better.
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You can help Patricia
hand-feed them fruit.
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If Cole gets to feed the raccoons,
can I go see inside the makeup trailer?
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Oh, I don't know.
Let me ask the person in charge.
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Wait, that's me. Of course, you can!
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- Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
- Tha... Thank you.
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Paige, come on, what about you?
What do you want?
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Maybe an exclusive sit-down interview
with one of the actors?
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Uh, uh. Uh, y-yeah.
Uh, that would be amazing.
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It would be amazing.
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How about Nicole Fountainebleu,
Gina's sidekick?
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Yes! Thank you.
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- What about you, Dad?
- Oh, no, nothing. I'm good.
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I'm actually working today.
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Crazy idea! Just hear me out,
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- but what if I put you in the scene?
- What?
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Yes! As an extra. You'd be perfect.
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- Like, act?
- Owen, I need you to trust me on this one.
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What's more authentic
than a real park ranger in uniform?
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- Oh, I... I do... I don't know.
- Owen, come on. It's Gina Tracker, FBI.
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- I'll do it!
- I love that.
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This is amazing. My two favorite things
in the entire world have come together,
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Gina Tracker and the park.
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- What about your family?
- Right. Three favorite things.
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The two things I said and my family.
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It's okay, sweetie.
We know you're excited.
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Mmm. Hmm. Look at it.
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The stupid park
doesn't even know what's coming.
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- How would a park know what's...
- Shush! Harder.
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I'm trying.
It's a lot of callous to get through.
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Ow. I just broke a nail.
I think it's stuck in there.
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Quiet! I'm plotting.
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- I'm coming for you, park.
- So the park can hear too?
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Oh, dear Lord. Stop talking.
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I'm trying to tell the park
that I'm still gonna buy it.
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I'm gonna buy you, park.
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And all your rocks and your benches
and your dumb trees.
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- What about the birds?
- I'll buy them too!
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And how are you gonna do that
without Mayor Whitebottom in your pocket?
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Easy, there's a special election
in a few months to decide on a new mayor.
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All I have to do is make sure
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that the candidate who wins
is already in my pocket.
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If at first you don't succeed,
buy, buy again, Helen.
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Over a dozen people have already announced
that they're running for mayor, so…
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- Nerd.
- I'll stop talking.
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Thank you. But keep rubbing.
I don't know whom I'm backing yet.
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We'll just interview every single person
until we find one who's ready to dance.
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We'll start today.
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Sounds like a lot of work
on really short notice. For...
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- You!
- There it is.
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Shampagne and I have to get going.
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We're going to be late for our monthly
Shih Tzus, shiatsus couples massage.
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Wait, you're getting a massage?
Why am I rubbing your feet?
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This is a pre-massage.
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You can't go
into a massage all stressed-out.
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Right, sure.
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Who's my little civilized gentleman?
You are! Yes, you are.
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Where on earth did you find
these two stars?
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In a trash can behind a yoga studio.
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That's where I wanna be discovered.
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- How do I look?
- Wow. They really oiled up your legs.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! There he is!
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Owen Tillerman, NYPM.
New York Park Manager.
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You look like a natural, my friend.
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Well, I'm wearing my own clothes,
and I'm at work. So, feels pretty natural.
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That's good stuff.
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Oh, I wish we could use that,
but you're an extra.
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So seriously, don't talk.
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Okay, what are we waiting for?
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Let's shoot this thing!
All right, let's bring in the trash!
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- Wait, trash?
- Nice. Can we get a little more?
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And you know what,
we could use some needles over here.
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- Where's my needle guy?
- What? No. Needles? No.
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- Now let's bring in the body!
- No, no.
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You didn't mention anything
about a body earlier.
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There it is, nice.
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Come on, Owen. This is Gina Tracker, FBI.
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There's always a body.
This episode is called "The Widow-Maker."
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"The Widow-Maker."
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You see, people know
that the park has murderers.
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Nope, not true.
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But this is a story where the park
is the murderer.
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You can't be serious.
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It's pretty good, huh? Just trees falling
right on people's heads.
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- No, no.
- Mr. Turrant,
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did you wanna go with
the cracked skull or the crushed skull?
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- Oh… Great.
- I think fully crushed.
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So while Owen is struggling
to be an extra,
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Helen is struggling extra hard
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to find the right candidate
for Bitsy to back as mayor.
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I'm whispering because the PA
has already shushed me twice.
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He's just a kid.
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It's... It's not like I'm scared of him...
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I'm so sorry!
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What are your political goals?
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- Wouldn't mind a bigger boat.
- Hmm.
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What are your political goals?
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To serve New Yorkers
to the best of my ability.
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Gross. What are your political goals?
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- Mayor. Best seller. Congress.
- Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
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- White House. Or talk show host.
- Hmm. Ugh!
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Hi. Mr. Turrant,
can I have a quick word with you?
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Sure thing. What's on your mind?
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I'm a little concerned with how
you're representing the park.
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I mean, the whole thing seems
a little far-fetched?
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- Oof, ouch!
- Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
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No, no, no. It's okay.
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It's just, you know, you put your heart
and soul into something,
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and it's hard to hear criticism sometimes.
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But it's all part of the process.
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I just don't think this paints the park
in a great light.
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And literally, my job is to paint the park
in a great light.
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Okay, Owen, I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret. There's a plot twist.
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The park is just a red herring.
The murderer is framing the park.
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Okay, I... I mean,
you're still having people die here.
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Trust me, you have nothing to worry about.
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Try to enjoy yourself!
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- Your family is.
- Hey, Dad. I have a mustache now.
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It's not real. I mean, it's real hair.
It's just not mine.
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Oh, I gotta take this.
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I'm just gonna walk backwards
away from you.
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If I'm about to hit a tree
or something, just let me know.
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No, you're actually somehow
avoiding all of them...
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I'm on a call. Thanks.
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Such a good interview. Bye.
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Hello?
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- Bitsy?
- What do you want?
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- I'm in the middle of grunting.
- You called me.
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Oh, right. Have you found my puppet?
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Take it easy. What am I, a bongo drum?
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No winner yet. All these politicians
are either too clean or too greasy.
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Some of them were actually greasy.
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I think you need someone
you can mold, like clay.
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Just get me my puppet!
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Ow! Stop pushing on my toe like that.
You're gonna pop it like a blueberry.
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- I fight for the poor.
- Next!
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- I teach parkour.
- Bye.
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Uh-uh. Ciao.
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Nope. Nice try.
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So, guys, listen up.
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We're gonna shoot this raccoon piece,
and after that, we'll bring out our star.
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- Gina's coming?
- Just act natural.
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You're doing your jobs. You're fading
into the background. And action.
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Cue the raccoon.
Okay, the raccoon is sniffing.
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He's sniffing.
Whoa, whoa, and now he's found a scent.
231
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,385
There he goes.
He's heading towards the body.
232
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Cut. Remember, background,
233
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,056
- we need absolute quiet from you, right?
- Yep, yep, sorry.
234
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,139
Okay, let's go again.
235
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,017
- It's just...
- And you're still talking.
236
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,269
Yeah, Owen, what's going on?
237
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,897
I just don't think a raccoon
would walk toward a rotting corpse.
238
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,192
- They're scavengers, not decomposers.
- Good point. Super interesting.
239
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:40,112
Now, let's reset back to one. And action!
240
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,423
- Also, it's broad daylight.
- Oh, my God. Cut!
241
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,866
Sorry, but raccoons are nocturnal.
242
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:47,661
Right, right. Very helpful background
information from our background actor.
243
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,872
Let's try this again, shall we? Action!
244
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,081
Cue raccoon!
245
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,666
So, tell me what you saw?
246
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,294
Well, I was jogging here in Central Park
when I saw the body.
247
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:59,047
It seems like a tree fell on his head
and crushed it.
248
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,549
- Can I call cut?
- No, you cannot.
249
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,735
But frame in tighter, lose rake guy,
just keep rolling.
250
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,304
There's a reason why they call
these trees widow-makers.
251
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,723
This is the third time
they've killed this week.
252
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,183
- Cut!
- You can't yell cut.
253
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,810
- That's a cut.
- No, I didn't say... No!
254
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,813
So, what drew you to play the part of
Gina's tech-savvy sidekick?
255
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,149
Uh, my uncle? He's one of the producers.
256
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:18,650
Oh, that's fun.
257
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:19,818
- Hey, Mom.
- Hi, kids.
258
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,570
- Oh, my God.
- I know. It's a lot.
259
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,133
Once you give it time and it sinks in,
you'll find it suits me.
260
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,658
Oh, wow. That is so real.
261
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,869
They can do you too.
Want them to give you sideburns?
262
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,847
- Or a goatee? Or a horn?
- Maybe later, sweetie.
263
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,748
I'm interviewing
Miss Fountainebleu right now.
264
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,041
Is your son bleeding?
265
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,627
Cole, what happened to your arms?
You're all scratched up.
266
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,070
They're from the raccoon hugs.
I would do it all over again.
267
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:41,566
Let's watch your dad.
It looks like he's shooting his big scene.
268
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:44,343
Yeah, look at him.
He's got his serious actor face on.
269
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,970
- Hmm, I don't think he's acting.
- Go for 12.
270
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,449
Can you tell Nathan
the mayor's gonna stop by set?
271
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:50,891
Apparently, he's a huge Track Head.
272
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,059
The mayor's coming?
273
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:55,229
Your dad's been trying to get a meeting
with him for weeks. This is perfect.
274
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:56,313
He's gonna be so excited.
275
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,956
He's looking pretty stressed right now.
276
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,442
Either that
or he's really holding in a fart.
277
00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:03,362
Owen, I really want you to be
in this show. I do.
278
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,989
Which is why I was being so cool
to you and your family,
279
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,242
but now you're making it hard
for me to be cool.
280
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,994
And the last thing I want
to be is not cool.
281
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:14,078
Look, I... I know you're passionate
about your show, and we love it,
282
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,165
we really do.
283
00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:16,959
But all these people, all this work,
284
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,878
maybe you could put it toward
making the park look good.
285
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,798
I'm just... I'm just saying.
You can do better than this.
286
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:27,553
Owen, I'm starting to feel
pretty not cool. Help me feel cool again.
287
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,638
- How?
- I don't know. Maybe say something like,
288
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,991
"You're such a great director.
This is a great opportunity.
289
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,767
Please bring your guitar
to the wrap party.
290
00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:36,645
I'm just gonna play ball
and let you finish the scene."
291
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:37,729
Stuff like that.
292
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,415
Excuse me,
where did you get those?
293
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:44,194
Um, over there. The set director wanted
some color, and these are, like, colorful.
294
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,318
You're dang right they are.
That's wild blue lupine,
295
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,156
and they've been wiped out from this area.
296
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,884
I had to have those shipped
from Pennsylvania!
297
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:53,036
- My cousin Chris lives in Pennsylvania.
- Okay, that's enough chitchat!
298
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,581
Let's shoot this thing!
Everybody, back to one!
299
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:58,226
You know what, no. Nobody's going back
to one. Whatever that means.
300
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,253
I'm not letting you people do this.
You're not using these flowers.
301
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,589
And all this trash? No way.
We're throwing it away.
302
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,758
Is this one of ours? Crap,
this is a prop. I need a real trash can!
303
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:09,720
- Oh, no. Dad's being extra.
- Not now, Molly.
304
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,972
Is this the scene?
Gina Tracker's weird this season.
305
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:15,475
And now I'm just gonna move this tree
because it wouldn't fall on a person.
306
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:18,145
Okay, that's too heavy.
307
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,688
Fine, I'll just move the dummy.
308
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,399
- Owen, don't.
- No more killer trees. No more bodies.
309
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,836
- Owen, it's covered in squibs.
- What's a squib?
310
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,156
Oh, that's what a squib is.
311
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,366
Ugh!
Owen, you gotta be kidding me.
312
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,953
Mr. Turrant,
the mayor is here. He wanted to stop by.
313
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,371
Hi! Whoa.
314
00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:38,707
Welcome to Central Park?
315
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:43,795
Mr. Mayor. Nathan Turrant, director,
executive producer, Gina Tracker, FBI.
316
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,380
We're so happy to have you here.
317
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:48,024
This person is actually leaving.
Can I get you a sparkling water?
318
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:51,386
I am leaving. But I just wanna say,
Mr. Mayor, my name is Owen Tillerman.
319
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:52,530
I'm the manager of this park,
320
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,115
and I've been trying
to get a hold of you for weeks.
321
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,899
Wait, you never offered me
a sparkling water.
322
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,294
Losing light, Owen. You gotta go.
323
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,186
Wait. Listen, I just don't think
324
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,939
this is the story you should be
putting out there in the world.
325
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:06,401
This park is special. And so is your show.
You can do so much better.
326
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,695
And I know I'm an extra, and I'm not
supposed to have any lines, but…
327
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:02,958
Hey, guy.
328
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,609
Just look around you.
329
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,628
Okay, can we get that wardrobe
back from you, Owen?
330
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:30,838
These are my clothes.
331
00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:31,922
Fine.
332
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,605
Someone let the animal wrangler know
the raccoons are in overtime.
333
00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:37,261
We're in raccoon overtime, folks.
Places, everyone.
334
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,847
You okay, hon?
335
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:43,016
Yeah, I'm okay. No, no, I'm not.
336
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:46,436
That wasn't exactly the first impression
I wanted to make with the interim mayor.
337
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,897
You want me to say it wasn't that bad?
338
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:49,982
I mean, could you?
339
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,567
- Uh.
- Eh, thanks for trying.
340
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:52,651
I love you, sweetie.
341
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,611
All right, come on, kids.
Let's all go home.
342
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,989
No, no, you guys should stay.
You're having fun.
343
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,657
- Nice beard, Molly.
- Thanks, Dad.
344
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,410
- Are you sure, Owen?
- Yeah, I'll see you back at the house.
345
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,161
I'm gonna take a walk, clear my head.
346
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:06,248
Uh, Dad. Speaking of heads,
you're still holding the head.
347
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,500
Oh, right.
I should probably leave this here.
348
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,880
- So, did you find someone?
- Unfortunately, no.
349
00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:15,299
- Ugh, after all that work we did.
- Mm-hmm.
350
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,593
I'm not trying to make
a political statement.
351
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:20,971
I've just tripped on those steps
one too many times and decided no way.
352
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,098
- Nuh-uh. No, thank you.
- Wait, that's it.
353
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,308
- What's it?
- The whole time
354
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,767
he's been right in front of us.
355
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:28,520
Who, him? The interim mayor?
He's a nobody.
356
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:30,522
Yes, he is,
and that's exactly what you need.
357
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:32,900
A nobody. A blank space. A puppet.
358
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:35,777
Mmm, yes. I can maybe
shove my hand up his backside
359
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,529
- and make him do whatever I want.
- Ew.
360
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,465
- Oh, grow up.
- I mean, it's pretty interesting.
361
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,825
It's like eating a burger,
but it's in a tube.
362
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,453
- He's perfect.
- Definitely worsenable.
363
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,872
After a quick bite,
the mayor stayed in Central Park,
364
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,708
where they are currently shooting
an episode of his favorite show,
365
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,126
Gina Tracker, FBI.
366
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:52,770
Now here's Gusty Chang with the weather.
367
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,589
- Yo, yo, yo.
- Let's go see if he's our man.
368
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,759
But first, someone's footsies
needs a rubsies.
369
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,928
Oh, right. Your post-massage massage.
370
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:05,724
Mr. Tillerman!
Mr. Tillerman! Wait up!
371
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,810
Wow, you walk fast.
If it weren't for the trail of fake blood,
372
00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:11,021
I don't think I would've been able
to track you down.
373
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,857
- But I did, huh?
- Mr. Mayor? Hi, I...
374
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,735
- I'm sorry about all that back there.
- Sorry about what?
375
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,464
I actually thought the whole impassioned
speech was all part of the show
376
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:22,091
until I realized none of it was
and actually they're very mad at you.
377
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,409
- Like, really mad.
- I know. They probably should be.
378
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:26,763
And then I thought,
"Wait, that guy doesn't work for them.
379
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:27,788
He works for me."
380
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:30,600
Honestly, nobody at the mayor's office
gets that riled up about anything.
381
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:33,061
It's mostly just meetings
and meetings to schedule other meetings.
382
00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:35,087
Not exactly what I expected
when I took the job.
383
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,964
- What did you expect?
- Yeah, I don't know.
384
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:40,300
I thought I would get to yell at slumlords
or maybe build a children's hospital.
385
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:43,095
Truth is, that's why I go on walks,
just to get outta the office.
386
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,280
And eating a lot of hot dogs.
387
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,515
Well, I got an idea I've been wanting
to tell you about.
388
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:50,394
I was thinking about a campaign to raise
appreciation and awareness of the park.
389
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,353
Okay, I'm listening.
390
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,647
- Wait. Do... Uh, really?
- Oh, okay.
391
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:56,692
Okay. Here we go.
I... I even have a name for it.
392
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:58,193
- Hit me.
- "Ready, Set, Park."
393
00:21:58,277 --> 00:22:00,028
- Mmm, don't love it.
- Okay, no problem.
394
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:03,282
I have other options.
How about, "On Your Park, Get Set, Go?"
395
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,616
- Ugh.
- "All Park, No Bite?"
396
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,869
- Hmm.
- "There's Always Some Place To Park?"
397
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,429
- Colder.
- You know, these are just...
398
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,973
- Why don't we set a meeting?
- Yeah. Okay, we'll set a meeting.
399
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,199
Isn't that what this is?
No, okay, we'll set a meeting.
400
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,460
But I love the idea of
getting back to basics.
401
00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:17,671
Reminding people of
all the park has to offer.
402
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:20,007
- It could help with your fundraising.
- It really could.
403
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:22,926
What about "I Heart The Park"
for your campaign?
404
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:25,888
- Like those "I Heart New York" shirts?
- No, I get it. I like it.
405
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:28,348
But I think those shirts
are "I love New York."
406
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:31,327
Mmm. I think you pronounce the heart,
but if you're not into it...
407
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,228
No, no, it's good.
Let's talk more about it.
408
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:35,105
I want another hot dog.
You wanna grab one?
409
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:37,399
- Another one? How many have you...
- Yeah, sure.
410
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:41,695
Well, well, well. Looks like the park man
already has his hand up my puppet.
411
00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:44,198
Is it too late to switch
to a marionette metaphor?
412
00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:45,407
Game on, Tillerman.
413
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:48,410
There's only room for one hand up there,
and it's gonna be mine.
414
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:50,454
Ugh. Uh-oh. I think he just looked at us.
415
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:54,082
Duck down. Duck down, but drive.
And get me a meeting with that mayor.
416
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,565
This case has more hurdles
than the Summer Olympics,
417
00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:59,046
but I just jumped right over them
418
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:00,881
and tracked the killer
here to Central Park.
419
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,942
- That's where we live.
- Oh, oh.
420
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:04,027
Here comes Dad's big scene.
421
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:06,851
Oh, sweetie, I'm pretty sure they cut
the park manager out of the show.
422
00:23:06,929 --> 00:23:08,656
I just spoke
to the park manager.
423
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,681
He's right over there.
424
00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:11,391
Dad, you're gonna be on TV!
425
00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:14,895
- Dad looks good.
- What, they replaced me?
426
00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:17,397
It might be you.
The camera does add 15 pounds.
427
00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:19,149
- Of pure muscle?
- And blond hair?
428
00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:23,070
I'm happy to help out in any way I can.
This park can be a dangerous place.
429
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:24,238
Should we turn this off?
430
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:25,840
- No, wait! We love it.
- It's our favorite show.
431
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:26,865
All right, we'll watch.
432
00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:28,829
And you are wearing those shorts
to bed tonight.
433
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:09,741
No-go!
434
00:24:09,765 --> 00:24:11,765
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