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Previously on She-Hulk...
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
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Who the hell is that?
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Who forced you to escape this
insanely high-security prison undetected?
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A Sorcerer Supreme of the Mystic Arts,
and his name is...
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Wong. Just Wong.
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He's either a sorcerer
who lives in New York,
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or a librarian who lives in Nepal.
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Jen, there is the nicest young man
who works at the coffee shop that I go to.
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- His name is Yusuf.
- Do not set me up, Mom.
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No. No. He's much too young for you.
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I'm not gonna be a superhero.
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Jen, when you have powers like this,
it's like putting a target on your back.
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If you're gonna strut around
showing off your powers,
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you better be able to back it up.
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The ancient art of levitation.
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Are you not amazed? Summoning fire.
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Fire. Behold flame.
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For my next illusion,
the great Donny Blaze
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- needs assistance from a volunteer.
- Ooh!
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- Oh!
- Miss, if you may. Round of applause.
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And what is your name, young lady?
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Madisynn, with two N's, one Y,
but it's not where you think.
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Well, as the great Billy Shakes once said,
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"A rose by any other name
would smell as sweet."
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Ah!
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Donny Blaze!
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Do the thing. Do the thing.
Do it, do it, do it.
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How about I try something
with a little more heat?
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Come on.
Please, please, please.
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Come on. Please.
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Come on.
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Donny Blaze!
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FYI, these don't smell like anything.
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Ew!
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Oh.
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Where am I?
What happened to all the goblins?
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Who are you? Are you the goblin king?
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No, I'm not. Where did you come from?
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I grew up in Fort Lauderdale,
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but now my dad lives in Phoenix
with his new family,
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so I go there sometimes.
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- He married this woman...
- Did a cut-rate magician send you?
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Um, not exactly.
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He sent me to a diff dimensh
and a talking goat helped me escape
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a lava pit in exchange for
six drops of my blood.
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Oop. Then I kinda like browned out
and now I'm here.
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Okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay, no, no, no.
I'm gonna send you home.
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- What's your address?
- I don't even remember.
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Wait. This is the one
where they kill Adriana.
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It was so sad.
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- You just ruined it.
- I cried for three days.
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Donny Blaze is going to pay for this.
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Mmm. You look happy.
I guess you saw that Wong is back.
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God, everybody loves Wong.
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It's like giving the show
Twitter armor for a week.
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- Good morning, sweetheart.
- Dad, what are you doing here?
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Well, after that scare you had,
I am here to beef up security.
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I've got new locks, cameras,
an alarm system and pepper spray.
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- What's the shovel for?
- Digging holes.
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- Let's just leave it at that.
- I don't need you to do any of this.
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My daughter gets attacked by four men,
and I'm supposed to do nothing?
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Your daughter's a Hulk. I'm gonna be fine.
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- What did the police say?
- Oh, they said, um, police stuff.
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You didn't call them?
Are you serious, Jen?
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I was a prosecutor long enough to know
that they're not gonna catch these guys.
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- Well, what if they come back?
- I will kick their ass again.
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And you can use the shovel.
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Perfect.
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Hey, hey.
They're airing your interview again.
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I think you should watch this time.
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My client's name is Emil Blonsky.
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Okay. We have got to
get you some new clothes.
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There's a very limited selection
of clothing that fits my body.
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Clearly.
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How did you come up
with the name She-Hulk?
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- You ding-dongs dubbed me that.
- Funny story, I didn't.
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Ms. Walters, I have a legal situation
of the greatest importance.
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Okay. Good luck with that, Jen.
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Nice to see you again, Wong.
How can I help you?
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I'm having an issue with a "magician."
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Notice how I used the word
"magician" in quotes.
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- I did, yes.
- It's because he's not an actual magician.
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This charlatan goes by
the name of Donny Blaze.
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He's a former student of the Mystic Arts
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but he was kicked out after a week
when he summoned three kegs
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and his former fraternity brother
Ky-Dog to Kamar-Taj.
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He's now performing cheap human tricks
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here in Los Angeles
at the "Mystic Castle."
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- Notice how I...
- Not mystic. Not a castle. Got it.
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Recently, Donny has been using
our sacred teachings in his shows,
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sending volunteers into
other realms for casual fun.
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But he barely has a grasp of the basics
of inter-dimensional portaling.
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Practicing the Mystic Arts without
proper training not only endangers people,
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it risks untangling the material
and astral planes.
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- Completely.
- I need to make an example of Donny Blaze.
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Set a precedent that no unlicensed persons
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ever attempt to practice
the Mystic Arts again.
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This might be pretty straightforward.
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Did Mr. Blaze sign an NDA
or a non-compete?
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No.
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Was there a contract
when he began training?
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Students pledge themselves to be
loyal servants of the Mystic Arts.
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- And did you get that in writing?
- No.
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Ms. Walters, we answer to a higher power
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that abides by the metaphysical laws
of the time-space continuum.
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Sure. But this is
the American legal system.
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No judge is gonna take this seriously
unless we do things by the book.
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- Oh, The Book of Vishanti.
- No, the book of American laws.
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Do you want to leave
your information with me this time?
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- Oh! Okay, that's very good.
- Cheap human tricks.
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- Okay, done with Wong's cease and desist.
- Okay. Great.
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Now your dating profile.
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Onto the last bit of
the Blonsky parole brief.
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Whoo-whoo!
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- Did you just "whoo-whoo" a parole brief?
- Mmm-hmm.
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I hated it as soon as it
came out of my mouth.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Excuse me, ladies. I hate to see
two stunning women sitting all alone.
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Okay, well, there's two of us.
So by definition, not alone.
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Can I buy you sexy ladies
a round of drinks?
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Okay, sir, we're clearly
in the middle of work here.
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When you change your mind,
I'll be at the bar.
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See, that guy is exactly why I don't date.
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Oh, my God.
You don't have to date that guy. Jesus.
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There are plenty of non-gross people
out there for you to date.
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- Show me your Matcher profile.
- No.
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Jennifer. Again. Baby steps.
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- There we go.
- All right.
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- Quite nice, actually.
- Oh, my God.
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We're not using your corporate heads hot
as your profile photo.
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What's your first date gonna be? Webinar?
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- This is why I didn't want to show you.
- Okay, there's no judgment.
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But that was a really bad choice.
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- Oh, okay.
- Oh, my God. Are you swiping?
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Yes, of course.
Come on. It's a numbers game, all right?
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After 500 swipes, you'll get
about a third of those as matches.
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And that's when
the real filtering happens.
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- Oof. Hetero life is grim.
- Nikki, you're not helping.
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Yes, I am. Come on. This is good.
What if you made a profile,
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hear me out, as She-Hulk?
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- I thought you hated the name She-Hulk.
- I do.
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I don't know. I can't stop saying it.
It's really catchy.
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No. If I'm gonna date,
it's gonna be as Jen.
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- All right.
- Regular old Jen.
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I already have to be
She-Hulk in the office.
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- She-Hulk.
- She-Hulk.
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Ah. See? A match.
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I do not have to be She-Hulk
to get a date.
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Now give me back my phone.
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You're killing me.
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So, consider this an official warning
to cease all practices of the Mystic Arts.
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- Absurd. You can't own magic.
- Yeah, you can't own magic.
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And you can't trademark a spirit,
register a soul, copyright art.
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You can copyright art. Yes.
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- This is a farce.
- This is a farce.
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Are you just hype-manning him?
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- Maybe.
- What's the matter, Wong?
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Are you scared I'll become
more mystical than you?
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The Sorcerer Supreme
doesn't engage in competition,
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but I am more mystical in my sleep.
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- Prove it.
- Yeah, prove it.
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No. No one is proving anything.
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- Here is a cease and desist.
- Cease and desist?
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What cease and desist?
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Fantastic.
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- Yeah, it's sticking out of your shirt.
- No, it isn't.
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All right.
We will see you gentlemen in court.
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Oh, shit.
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- Ooh, someone's on Matcher.
- Ooh.
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- What's Matcher?
- Hey, swipe right for a hot date.
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Ew!
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Got your ball.
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"No, Officer. That stroller hit me."
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And that's how I got a lifetime ban
from Winnipeg, Canada.
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Anyway, I hate LA.
Everyone here is so phony.
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See, I'm a New Yorker,
through and through.
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- Oh, how long did you live there?
- Fourteen months.
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But I decided I couldn't just be
a yes-man to some stiff boss, you know?
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- Mmm-hmm.
- That's why I'm an entrepreneur.
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- Hmm. In what field?
- TBD.
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- So what do you do?
- Uh, I'm a lawyer.
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I just started at a firm downtown,
GLK and H. Have you heard of it?
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Yeah, I know downtown.
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I'm running a superhuman law division.
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- 'Cause I have superpowers.
- Okay.
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- I'm a Hulk.
- Mmm-hmm.
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I can lift a full-size sedan
with one hand.
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Okay.
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- This has been so great.
- Yeah, it really has.
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All right, thank you
so much for the drinks.
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Yeah. For sure.
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- Hey, we should do this again.
- There's an idea.
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This is Alan. She's, like a six, maybe.
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Oh, my God.
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Your Honor, we have filed a complaint
and a motion for preliminary injunction
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against the defendant citing
unfair competition and gross negligence.
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I must say, Counselor,
I am hard-pressed
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to believe that a magic trick
could constitute gross negligence.
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Do you have any witnesses
who can corroborate your claim?
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- No, no, no, no.
- Do you want to win this or not?
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Wong? Yes, we do, Your Honor.
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I'm gonna show you
my high school dance routine right now.
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Wongers!
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Hi.
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Oh, did you get a ticket for texting?
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Just say you were texting 911.
They can't prosecute.
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That isn't what this is
and that's not true.
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I wanna ask you a few questions,
so if you come this way...
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- I'd love that.
- Yeah.
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- Have a seat over there.
- Okay. This is fun.
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Guanyin, please give us extra mercy.
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You can't bring that drink in here.
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You can finish it if you want.
I'm not sick.
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I promise to tell the truth.
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- No, seriously.
- Could you state your name for the record?
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Madisynn King. Madisynn is with two N's,
one Y, but it's not where you think.
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- Could you just spell it for us?
- Absolutely, I will. For sure.
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M-A-D-I-S-Y-N-N.
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Could you tell us about the night you
participated in Donny Blaze's show?
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Oh, sure. So, first he gave me roses
that didn't smell like anything.
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- And then he pushed me into a fire land.
- That must have been terrifying.
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How did you escape?
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I made a pact with a demon
that I cannot discuss.
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Otherwise he said he would "reap my soul
and the souls of all I love,"
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which, honestly, is so dramatic.
And I hate drama.
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- Okay, this was a mistake.
- It was your idea.
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The demon, I think his name is Jake.
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- I know Jake. Yeah.
- You do?
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Opened a portal that dropped me off
at Wongers' house,
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00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:02,375
and that's how we became besties.
232
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:05,791
And how would you describe your
emotional state during this saga?
233
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:07,875
Great question.
234
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:13,166
At first it was fun.
Then scary, then fun again.
235
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,500
Then spooky but in a fun way.
236
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:18,500
Yeah, that's... Thank you.
Madisynn, you can sit down.
237
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:20,708
- Welcome.
- Yeah.
238
00:15:21,666 --> 00:15:23,958
- Your Honor, I move to dismiss.
- Let's go.
239
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:29,416
As you can see, Donny's performance
is a fun and spooky experience,
240
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:33,083
which is the sweet spot for magic,
in my professional opinion.
241
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:36,500
The bottom line,
you cannot copyright magic.
242
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,416
- No.
- There is precedent.
243
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,708
The precedent
that you are referring to
244
00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:46,208
is for card tricks
and disappearing women who never speak.
245
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:50,958
This is very different because
the Mystic Arts is, in fact, real magic.
246
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,250
- How dare you?
- Real magic?
247
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:57,541
Is this not real magic, Your Elegancy?
248
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,916
- Black.
- Ooh.
249
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,708
Can you believe your eyes?
250
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:04,875
Wow.
251
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:06,000
It changed color.
252
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:10,000
- More real magic?
- Oh, my God. Even the lawyer's a magician.
253
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,125
That is enough.
254
00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:15,916
- If I may say a few words, Your Highness?
- Uh...
255
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:21,583
This case travels beyond
these courtroom walls.
256
00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:26,083
The men you see are seeking
to wield the power of gods.
257
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:28,958
And that places us
on the edge of a precipice.
258
00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:33,541
One man in the mortal realm has
the ability to cause a ripple so great,
259
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,666
it reverberates through every dimension.
260
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:41,125
And that ripple through galaxies
has the ability to destroy all life
261
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,875
within the known and unknown universe.
262
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,708
Case closed!
263
00:16:48,791 --> 00:16:51,291
Okay. No. This case is far from closed.
264
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:55,083
I'll need to review the motion, and you'll
have my decision in a few weeks.
265
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:58,750
Your Honor, in the interim, could you
grant us the preliminary injunction
266
00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:01,500
to stop the defendant
from engaging in this dangerous behavior?
267
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:06,208
This is my life.
My art. Mi pasion. Magic!
268
00:17:06,666 --> 00:17:08,875
Stop throwing smoke bombs.
269
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:11,125
How did he get these
through security, anyway?
270
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,208
Aw.
271
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:17,041
I have to agree with Mr. Blaze.
272
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:21,291
He may continue to practice his livelihood
pending my decision.
273
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,767
Court is adjourned.
274
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,750
Fantastico!
275
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,416
Whoo!
276
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,260
- Real magic prevails.
- Yes. Yes.
277
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:30,833
You know, I also have a bird.
278
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:39,916
Can we send Donny to the Mirror Dimension?
He probably won't even die.
279
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,666
I would love that,
but that will ruin our case.
280
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:45,083
- Wongers, can we get froyo?
- No.
281
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:48,291
- We can talk about The Sopranos.
- Fine. No more spoilers.
282
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:51,041
Whatever. I was over it after
Tony killed Christopher, anyway.
283
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,375
Madisynn.
284
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:55,666
What? I mean, he was like
a son to him. It was so sad.
285
00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,083
Nikki, I'm just finishing this brief.
286
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,250
Do you think you can proof it
for me tomorrow?
287
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,500
You are aware that tomorrow
is Saturday, right?
288
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:09,500
Yeah. I am totally aware
that tomorrow is Saturday.
289
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,101
- Uh-huh.
- Which makes tonight Friday.
290
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:12,125
Another thing I knew.
291
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,208
You aren't in your pajamas
already, are you?
292
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,291
No, I'm not already in my pajamas.
293
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:20,250
I have a big night, lots of plans due to
successful swiping. Gotta go. Bye.
294
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,041
Oh, why is that an alert?
295
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,458
I'm not proud of this.
296
00:18:49,541 --> 00:18:50,541
Sweet.
297
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,666
Well, that is demoralizing for Jen.
298
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:13,291
- You look stunning.
- Thank you. You look very nice too.
299
00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:16,416
- Hey. Can I ask you a personal question?
- Of course.
300
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:20,583
- How much can you dead lift?
- A literal ton?
301
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:21,916
Hmm.
302
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,208
Well, I just did 600.
I'm not even a superhero.
303
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:28,916
- Hey! Can somebody take our order?
- Okay.
304
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,958
My movie just premiered at Sundance.
It was actually about a lawyer.
305
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,500
His expertise is constitutional law,
306
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:38,333
and that is how he became
the attorney to the vice-president.
307
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,958
I have to admit
I was a fan before we matched.
308
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:45,833
I mean, your battle with Titania in court,
it was incredible.
309
00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:48,125
Uh, people love using that word around me.
310
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,291
- Oh, because... Yeah.
- Yeah.
311
00:19:50,541 --> 00:19:52,333
- Because of my cousin. Yeah.
- Yeah.
312
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:56,000
- So is it true? Are you indestructible?
- Oh, I don't know.
313
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:59,125
I haven't really tested it out.
I'm not looking to get myself killed.
314
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:04,125
Yeah. Yeah. Well, what about super-speed?
Night vision? Impenetrable skin?
315
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:07,500
Yeah. My skin is impenetrable,
at least with anything on Earth.
316
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,583
Even vibranium?
317
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,375
Why? Do you have some on you?
You want to test it out?
318
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:15,500
No, no, no. I wish.
God, you're just so powerful.
319
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,958
- What a specimen.
- Did you just call me a specimen?
320
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:22,458
As a compliment.
321
00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,916
Is there anything worse
than dating in your 30s?
322
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:33,458
- So what's your story, buddy?
- I'm in medicine.
323
00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:36,208
Oh, what's that, like,
code for selling Adderall?
324
00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:39,625
I'm a pediatric oncologist.
325
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,500
Oh.
326
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,250
Can I be honest with you?
327
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:48,833
I've been on so many first dates,
and I hate talking about myself.
328
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,208
Tell me about you.
329
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:53,666
Oh.
330
00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:57,000
Also, should we split some fries?
331
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,958
Yeah. Let's get those to go.
332
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,333
Now, I want you to close your eyes.
Concentrate very hard.
333
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:10,291
- Oh.
- Imagine you're in a faraway land.
334
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:18,041
Oh. Um, uh-uh.
335
00:21:18,416 --> 00:21:20,291
You did the same trick
in a show last week,
336
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:23,750
and my friend Kaylah ended up
stranded in a parking garage in Pomona.
337
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,833
Come on. Just close your eyes.
338
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:29,875
Um, no. I'm not gonna get into
your weird fire hole.
339
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,083
Lame.
340
00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:36,666
- Lame.
- Fine. No fire hole.
341
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:42,541
How about we try something
a little different? Yeah.
342
00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:53,291
Ah-ha!
343
00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,625
- Nailed it.
- Amazing.
344
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:13,666
Aw.
345
00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:21,000
Okay. It's okay.
Donny Blaze will handle this.
346
00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:31,250
Ta-da! Hey! All part of the show.
347
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,041
Yes.
348
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,625
Oh, God.
349
00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:41,166
Oh, God. No!
350
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,458
It's okay.
Don't worry. Come back!
351
00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:46,291
The show was just getting started!
352
00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:52,041
It's like he can see things before
they happen, you know?
353
00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:54,791
I mean, he can see you three.
354
00:22:57,166 --> 00:22:58,916
Wong! My main man.
355
00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:02,708
- Donny Blaze, what did you do?
- Fun story. I'm not exactly sure.
356
00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:07,000
Hey, I could really use your help.
357
00:23:07,083 --> 00:23:10,291
Just for the record, I'm doing this
for the universe, not for you.
358
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:14,166
- Great. Perfect. What should I do?
- Call my lawyer.
359
00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:18,791
Right in the middle of the lobby,
in front of everyone, I had to transform.
360
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,635
It was so embarrassing.
361
00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:24,041
Wow, I, uh, I can totally see
how your boss springing that on you
362
00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:26,375
- on the first day would make you spiral.
- Hmm.
363
00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:28,083
Tell me more about how you felt.
364
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:31,375
Oh! Let me just...
365
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,416
All right.
366
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:38,208
You know, I gotta say,
this is the best date I've had in a while.
367
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:41,541
- I mean, swipe-dating is so dehumanizing.
- Yes.
368
00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:44,625
Everyone treats you like some
soulless avatar on their phone.
369
00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,625
- Do you need to get that?
- It can wait.
370
00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:55,791
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. Shoot.
371
00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:01,250
Oh, uh, shoot. I got it on your couch too.
372
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,250
- Just one second, okay?
- Yeah.
373
00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,500
A little club soda and salt.
374
00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:18,458
- Smart!
- Where did my shirt go?
375
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,416
I don't know.
376
00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:24,000
Ms. Walters, why aren't you answering
your mobile phone?
377
00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,250
- Never mind. I see.
- Uh... Wong, what is it?
378
00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:28,916
Donny Blaze opened the wrong portal.
I need your help.
379
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:32,666
- It's of the greatest urgency.
- Uh, I'll be right back.
380
00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:35,833
Come on. I feel like your dad.
381
00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:41,583
Oh! Actual demons? Wong!
382
00:24:41,666 --> 00:24:45,166
I've been fending them off.
I have to repair the portal.
383
00:24:45,916 --> 00:24:48,541
I'm not sure exactly what
I'm supposed to be doing here.
384
00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:49,666
Be a Hulk.
385
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:54,791
They don't die?
386
00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:04,791
You know, these are
technically billable hours.
387
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:06,583
Demons, Ms. Walters.
388
00:25:07,291 --> 00:25:08,625
Send them all through here.
389
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:10,958
I'm sorry, Cornelius.
I don't know what went wrong.
390
00:25:11,541 --> 00:25:12,583
Wong.
391
00:25:13,958 --> 00:25:14,958
Yes.
392
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:21,791
Oh, wow. Look at that.
393
00:25:28,625 --> 00:25:34,500
After so many bad dates, I finally meet
a guy who's sweet and listens.
394
00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:36,208
Focus, Ms. Walters!
395
00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:41,041
And he's very, very hot.
Not that that matters. But it does.
396
00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:49,208
And instead of kissing his
very hot face right now... Oh, God.
397
00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:52,708
They're growing, and now
I'm covered in demon goo,
398
00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:58,875
at a magic show, which is
the worst part of this whole thing.
399
00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:12,333
- Hello, fellas.
- Good evening, my lady.
400
00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:15,708
Before I send my little friend here
back to his own dimension,
401
00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:18,416
would you agree to the terms
of our cease and desist?
402
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:19,583
- Maybe.
- Absolutely.
403
00:26:20,416 --> 00:26:23,500
- Fine. Okay, we agree.
- My office will be in touch.
404
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:36,333
Uh, you got a little something
right there. Right there.
405
00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:38,458
- Okay.
- To the... Yeah, right there.
406
00:26:38,541 --> 00:26:41,250
- Oh, that's just demon claw.
- Cool.
407
00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:43,833
Cool.
408
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,208
Whoa!
409
00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:11,541
Supporters of the Free Titania movement
410
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:12,625
are celebrating today
411
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:16,041
as the super-powered influencer
has been cleared of all charges...
412
00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:17,767
- Boo.
- ...relating to an earlier incident
413
00:27:17,791 --> 00:27:19,416
at the Metropolitan Courthouse.
414
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,958
- Um, who are you?
- Um, Jen.
415
00:27:23,916 --> 00:27:27,416
Just not in Hulk form. Just Jen.
416
00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:29,125
Oh. Um...
417
00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:31,625
- Cool. Cool.
- Yeah.
418
00:27:31,791 --> 00:27:33,916
That's cool. Unexpected.
419
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,125
- I made breakfast.
- Yeah, I'm gonna go.
420
00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:41,851
And, uh, don't worry about the sweater.
421
00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:48,916
Whatever. Hot doctor's a cliche, anyway.
422
00:27:52,791 --> 00:27:54,333
Yeah, that was super... Oh.
423
00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:57,291
I got a special delivery for
one Jennifer Walters.
424
00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:59,500
I recognize a process server
when I see one.
425
00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:00,916
Ha! Right.
426
00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:04,958
I've got court documents filed by
Titania Worldwide LLC.
427
00:28:05,041 --> 00:28:09,333
Titania? If she's coming after me
because of our fight, she's delusional.
428
00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:12,083
No. She's suing you for
misuse of a trademark.
429
00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:15,250
Misuse of a trademark? What trademark?
430
00:28:17,291 --> 00:28:21,000
She's suing me over the name "She-Hulk"?
But that's my name.
431
00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:22,458
Not if she trademarked it first.
432
00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,351
- Oh, is that how it works, Your Honor?
- Yeah.
433
00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:26,541
- Get outta here.
- All right. Sorry. Thank you.
434
00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:33,250
Kind of a bummer way to end this episode.
I bet there's a fun tag.
435
00:30:22,208 --> 00:30:25,750
No, I talk, you listen. I don't...
436
00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:28,416
Wongers,
have you ever had a tequila sunrise?
437
00:30:28,791 --> 00:30:31,125
- I think so.
- Long Island iced tea?
438
00:30:31,583 --> 00:30:32,583
Yeah.
439
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:37,916
- Blue curacao?
- No. What's blue curacao?
440
00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:40,791
- I don't know. It's blue.
- Ah.
441
00:30:40,875 --> 00:30:43,375
- Manhattan?
- Yeah. Manhattan, I have.
442
00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:46,083
- Sloe gin fizz?
- No.
443
00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:48,750
Just vodka straight?
444
00:30:49,125 --> 00:30:51,125
- No, I've had...
- Goldschlagers?
445
00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:54,125
Vodka and yak milk. Never again.
446
00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:57,208
Do you have any of that here?
447
00:30:58,375 --> 00:31:01,291
Uh, actually, we still have some left
from the wedding, yeah.
448
00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:03,916
- I would love to try some yak milk.
- Yeah.
449
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:08,333
- What's your favorite drink?
- Well, gin and tonic.
450
00:31:08,416 --> 00:31:11,458
Wongers!
451
00:31:11,541 --> 00:31:13,791
Okay.
452
00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:17,125
I don't know if they do bottomless
gin and tonic but we will find it.
453
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,666
- Okay.
- Oh, my God. Yum.