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Hit that high note.

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Here she goes again.

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I'm 6.

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Okay, now, does anybody remember

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what was in this
container before?

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- Oh, oh.
- Erin, go for it.

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Ice. Brr.

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I will accept "Ice. Brr."

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Now, there was an ice cube in
this container before, right?

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Mum!

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Micah, why are you
yelling in my class?

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Is your mum here right now?

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Mr. Eddie,
you're silly.

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No, I'm not.

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Um, so there was
an ice cube in here before,

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but now, there's just water.

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What do we think happened
to that ice cube?

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I love Bingo!

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This isn't the first time
Micah has disrupted my class.

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From what I understand,
he's obsessed with a TV show

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about Australian dogs.

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"Blue-ish" or something.

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I don't know. It
doesn't matter.

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What matters is I've tried
everything to keep him in line

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and nothing works.

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It's gotten to the point where
even his classmates are annoyed.

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Do you know how hard it is
to annoy a first grader?

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Bingo! Bingo!

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Bingo, Bingo, Bingo!

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Um, everybody, e-eyes up here.

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Bingo, Bluey!

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"Bluey."

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The show is called "Bluey."

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And then, Tariq said,
"Let's get ready to rumbly!"

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Because my tummy was rumbly.

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It was funny.

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Oh, my God. Are
those pork rinds?

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W... I know.

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I've been talking
about my ex too much.

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Jacob tells me I
sound like a lesbian.

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I'm working on it.

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No. Not that.

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I mean, yeah, you
do, but this food.

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You eat like you took a
cooking class in prison.

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You know, it's
funny you say that,

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because my play cousin
Meechie just got out

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and taught me this.

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It's so delicious and cheap.

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Oh, so it's about money?

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'Cause I can stretch a
budget like a big headed baby

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stretches a...

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It's not about money.

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My mom never taught my
sister or I how to cook.

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So everybody just
got a sister now?

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Tariq used
to do the cooking.

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He used to say, "Call
me Chef Tariq-riq,

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'cause when you cook,
it stink-stink."

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You know no one's making you
tell these stories, right?

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I know. Okay, listen,
I can teach you

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how to make a cheap,
non-embarrassing meal.

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It might take you five
days to finish it,

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but it'll be delicious,

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so it won't skeeve you
till the third day.

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Really? Yeah.

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Oh, God.

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I'm gonna regret this, but...

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you just come to
my place tonight.

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What time? I mean, can I come?

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I need you to help me
with my wine pairings.

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Zach... he gets embarrassed
when I ask the clerk for the,

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"second least
expensive bottle."

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Well, I couldn't
think of a reason

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why you can't quick enough,

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so yeah, I frickin' guess
you can, buddy. Yay.

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And we'll just get
rid of that. Whoa.

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Hey, man, can you, uh,
pass me a sugar packet?

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Talk to me, bro.

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Try again. Copy that.

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Uh, hey, Gregory.

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Is there anything you want
to get off your chest?

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I have
this kid... Micah.

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I can't stop him from
disrupting my class.

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It's like he can sense
whenever I feel like

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I'm getting a
handle on something,

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and he just swoops in
like a cute little falcon

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and rips me apart.

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Foof.

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I have been there.

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All the students bringing
the correct energy.

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Insightful answers popping
off left and right.

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And then
someone goes and kills the vibe.

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Yeah, I hated all
of those sentences,

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but how do you handle it?

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Well, like last week,

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every time Aaliyah would
give a correct answer,

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she would say, "I'm
on your ass, Mr. C."

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You still letting
them call you that?

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Eh, it's out of love.

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But when she said it,

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the class would burst
out in laughter.

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It was an untenable situation.

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So I sent her to the
principal's office. To Ava?

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The magnitude seve...

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Don't nobody care
about that earthquake.

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Turn it back, or there'll be
another national emergency.

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And that was helpful? Yeah.

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Like, it made me feel like the
mayor of White Guiltsylvania,

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but, uh, it... it did help.

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Look, I can't have one student
ruining the lesson for everyone.

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If you've really
tried everything else,

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you know, give it a shot.

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That's a good idea, actually.

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Thank you?

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Oh, you're welcome.

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That is your coffee.

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It was.

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Hey.

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Oh, good. You
brought the opps.

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And hello to you, too,
Melissa.

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- Oh, wow.
- Wow.

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Hey, I, uh... I brought this.

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I think it's called a
"blend" 'cause they just mix

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all the best wines together.

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Is that... Yes, my cousin Vinny,
and you wouldn't know that

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if you were minding
your own business.

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So now close your eyes and
follow the sound of my voice.

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This way.

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You think this is
a joke?

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Ma'am. Eyes.

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Yeah, at school, I make sure
I don't use salty language.

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It's my house.

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I don't give a

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Oh, it's a video. I
thought it was a picture.

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Oh, me, too. Ugh!

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But that's okay,
though. Just save it.

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We can upload... Oh, my God.

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How come you got a shallot?

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A what now? A shallot.
I said get an onion.

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Oh, Janine thought
it was an onion

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that was adorable
and small like her,

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and who am I to
shatter that illusion.

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Does
it really matter?

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Does it matter?

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Janine, come on. Of
course it matters.

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Ooh! Now I get to
patronize a local vendor.

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BRB.

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I love haggling with
neighborhood merchants.

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You should see their faces when
I counter with a higher price.

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You've heard of up-selling?
Well, I'm an up-buyer.

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If you get a white
onion, I swear to God.

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Hmm.

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So, do I have to be that
specific about ingredients?

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I mean, well, I wonder
if I could switch it up.

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I hear cooking's like
jazz.

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No, Dizzy Gillespie.
It's not like that.

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You got to be specific.

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My sister Kristin Marie
used the wrong ingredient

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making our nana's signature dish

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and brought that
dish to her wake.

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I haven't spoken to her since.

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Phew! Well, I may not
know about cooking,

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but I know a thing
or two about sisters.

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So
does your sister...

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That's really
loud.

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Alright,
you're not getting the hint.

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Go ahead, finish.

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Hint?

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Anyway my sister and
I aren't that close either.

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I mean, literally.

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She moved to Colorado because
she just couldn't take my mom.

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I mean, we still talk.

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Sorry.

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Garlic, you know, makes
you... Makes you cry.

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Yeah, garlic doesn't do
that. Do it like this.

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I know that Melissa's
quick to cut people off.

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She even stopped talking
to her hairdresser

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because he called
her Melinda once,

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but, I mean, her own sister?

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That's just heartbreaking.

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Hey, Melissa.

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I was just thinking
about last night,

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when you said you don't
talk to your sister.

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Well, you can stop
thinking about it.

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I bet you miss
her, though, right?

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Yeah, of course I miss
her, but she was wrong.

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What am I gonna do?
Apologize to myself?

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Well, maybe... Maybe
there was a reason

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for the substitution, you know?

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There's always two
sides to every story.

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And one of those is the
right side, which is mine.

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Well, do you think you
would consider ever,

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you know, mending
fences with her?

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Yeah. Sure, that'd be nice,

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but Kristin Marie would
have to come to me,

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and she's never gonna do that,

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so let's stop talking
about it, okay?

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Maybe Kristin Marie wouldn't,
but Janine Marie would.

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What are you up t... Wait,
your middle name is Marie?

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No, it is not. My mom
forgot to give me one.

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I may or may not be
hatching a little plan

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to reunite Melissa
and her sister.

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I've hatched many
a plan in my day,

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and this one is gonna
drive the coop crazy.

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Okay, now, rain is an example
of water in its liquid state.

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Bluey is from down under.

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Micah, if you keep
distracting your classmates,

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you're gonna leave me
with no other choice

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but to send you to the
principal's office.

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Oooh.

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Now, we already know that ice
is a solid, but water is a...

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Have you ever been down under?

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Micah... I didn't want
to have to do this,

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but you leave me with no choice.

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Gather your things.

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You're going to see
Principal Coleman.

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Ooooooh!

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Looking good. Great
job, you guys.

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Hey.

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What's up?

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I need to take this one
to principal's office.

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Can you watch my
class for a second?

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The principal's office?

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Don't you think that's a little
harsh for a kid that young?

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I mean, I've never had to even
take any of my kids to Ava.

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Well, this is a
unique situation.

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How so?

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Can you help me or not?

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Well, I just think maybe there
might be some other options.

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You two in a fight?

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Looks like y'all in a fight.

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I'll be right over. Thank you.

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Thank you. Come on, Micah.

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You can walk faster.

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How have things been
going since I sent Micah

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to the principal's office?

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Pretty well, I'd say.

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Here I am, returning
Micah after a short,

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yet respectable amount
of time in my office.

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00:10:00,149 --> 00:10:02,275
So, Micah, do you have anything
you want to say to the class?

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00:10:02,276 --> 00:10:04,694
Not really.
What do you want him to say?

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I want him to apologize
for disrupting the class

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and tell us it'll
never happen again.

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Of course it's
gonna happen again.

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00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,450
You want him to
lie to your face?

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00:10:10,451 --> 00:10:11,743
No.

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00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:13,953
Don't forget your axolotl.

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00:10:13,954 --> 00:10:16,456
Hey, Micah, what does an
axolotl do on vacation?

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Relax-alotl.

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I know that's right.

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00:10:19,084 --> 00:10:22,128
Hey... Hey, why
does he get a toy?

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I wanna get sent to the
principal's office, too.

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00:10:25,132 --> 00:10:26,215
Me, too!

253
00:10:26,216 --> 00:10:28,885
No. No. Okay. No.

254
00:10:28,886 --> 00:10:30,929
We're not... We're not
do...

255
00:10:33,390 --> 00:10:35,975
And then, he pulls out a
lollipop that she gave him.

256
00:10:35,976 --> 00:10:37,351
I don't want to interrupt, but
your spaghetti's getting cold.

257
00:10:37,352 --> 00:10:39,854
When I asked for the lollipop,
he spit it out into my hand.

258
00:10:39,855 --> 00:10:41,981
You know, you guys can eat and
listen. I've seen you do it.

259
00:10:41,982 --> 00:10:44,025
You know, I have seen
students produce fluids

260
00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:45,818
that made me briefly consider

261
00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,779
that they might be
an alien species.

262
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,155
The thing about spaghetti
is you want to eat it hot.

263
00:10:49,156 --> 00:10:51,449
Janine, stop interrupting.

264
00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:53,367
You and Jacob did a
good job yesterday.

265
00:10:53,368 --> 00:10:55,953
In 30 seconds, everyone's
gonna tell you so.

266
00:10:55,954 --> 00:10:57,538
Just let the man
finish his story.

267
00:10:57,539 --> 00:10:58,623
Mm-hmm.

268
00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:00,208
She said I did a good job.

269
00:11:00,209 --> 00:11:02,585
The point is, Ava literally
made me take candy from a baby,

270
00:11:02,586 --> 00:11:05,296
and she didn't do anything
to discipline Micah at all.

271
00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:07,299
Oh, Ava doesn't
discipline the kids.

272
00:11:10,093 --> 00:11:11,719
So then why did you tell
me to send them to her?

273
00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,930
Remember when I
said you shouldn't do that?

274
00:11:13,931 --> 00:11:15,932
Look,
sending a kid to Ava

275
00:11:15,933 --> 00:11:17,433
just helps get them
out of the room

276
00:11:17,434 --> 00:11:19,685
so that you can regain control
of the rest of the class.

277
00:11:19,686 --> 00:11:22,939
But it doesn't fix the problem,
and rewarding bad behavior

278
00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:25,107
is the opposite of what a
principal should do, right?

279
00:11:25,108 --> 00:11:27,276
Oh, wait, repeat
what you just said,

280
00:11:27,277 --> 00:11:28,528
because for a second,
it sounded like

281
00:11:28,529 --> 00:11:30,404
you expect Ava to do her job.

282
00:11:30,405 --> 00:11:32,532
What y'all doing in here?

283
00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:34,492
Never mind. I don't care.

284
00:11:38,413 --> 00:11:39,872
Say when.

285
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,457
Discipline is an
incredibly important part

286
00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:42,792
of a child's development.

287
00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:45,670
When I was a kid, if I
did anything childlike...

288
00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:49,465
Yell, run around, just generally
have a zest for life...

289
00:11:49,466 --> 00:11:50,633
I would be put on time out,

290
00:11:50,634 --> 00:11:52,385
and I would have to
reckon with the fact

291
00:11:52,386 --> 00:11:54,887
that I had committed a
failure of character.

292
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,722
And that is how I became
the well-adjusted man

293
00:11:56,723 --> 00:11:58,224
that stands before you today.

294
00:11:58,225 --> 00:12:00,893
Barbara, when you talk
to Ava, she listens.

295
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,312
Yes. And you're the only
one in this whole school

296
00:12:03,313 --> 00:12:04,981
that can get her to even
remotely do her job.

297
00:12:04,982 --> 00:12:06,315
You got that right.

298
00:12:06,316 --> 00:12:07,984
You got this gift to just
see through her bull...

299
00:12:07,985 --> 00:12:09,443
Gregory, what do you want?

300
00:12:09,444 --> 00:12:10,820
Ma'am, can you please get
Ava to discipline the kids?

301
00:12:10,821 --> 00:12:12,280
'Cause I'm here to
teach, not punish.

302
00:12:12,281 --> 00:12:14,031
I will talk with Ava,

303
00:12:14,032 --> 00:12:16,450
because this color
doesn't look good on you.

304
00:12:16,451 --> 00:12:19,203
I thought I looked nice today.

305
00:12:19,204 --> 00:12:22,124
Mr. Eddie,
please report to the principal's office.

306
00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:27,169
Alright. Turn around.

307
00:12:27,170 --> 00:12:29,005
Turn around. Come on.

308
00:12:29,006 --> 00:12:31,340
Students, turn around.

309
00:12:31,341 --> 00:12:34,510
Ooooooh.

310
00:12:34,511 --> 00:12:36,304
Alright, now, enough of that.

311
00:12:36,305 --> 00:12:39,975
We do not kick somebody
when they are down.

312
00:12:42,644 --> 00:12:44,896
You wanted to see me?
Why, yes, Mr. Eddie.

313
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,230
I did.

314
00:12:46,231 --> 00:12:48,066
Though, ideally not under
these circumstances.

315
00:12:49,192 --> 00:12:51,110
Don't make that face.

316
00:12:51,111 --> 00:12:53,070
I heard you're going around
complaining about my principaling.

317
00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:54,947
Now, I've made it a
point not to "harass" you

318
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,782
these past few weeks and
this is how you repay me?

319
00:12:56,783 --> 00:12:58,200
Ava, you do these
kids a disservice

320
00:12:58,201 --> 00:13:01,621
by not being the strong
authority figure that they need.

321
00:13:01,622 --> 00:13:03,789
Kids are supposed to be scared
to go to the principal's office.

322
00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,583
You turned it into
a Chuck E. Cheese.

323
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:07,251
Don't say that.

324
00:13:07,252 --> 00:13:08,920
I got beef with every
Charles Entertainment Cheese

325
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,379
in the greater
Philadelphia area.

326
00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:11,714
Can I go?

327
00:13:11,715 --> 00:13:13,132
Have you not
embarrassed me enough?

328
00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:15,009
Now, how do you think it feels
for a six or seven year old

329
00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:16,510
to make that walk of shame?

330
00:13:16,511 --> 00:13:17,595
By the time they
get to my office,

331
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:18,888
they got snot running
down their face

332
00:13:18,889 --> 00:13:21,140
and they're shaking like
a Chihuahua, and what?

333
00:13:21,141 --> 00:13:22,600
I'm supposed to punish
them? And then what?

334
00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,101
I gotta tune out
some sobbing child

335
00:13:24,102 --> 00:13:26,103
while I'm trying to
watch "Below Deck"?

336
00:13:26,104 --> 00:13:27,438
If you don't agree
with my approach,

337
00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:29,566
you need to get Micah
under control on your own.

338
00:13:31,318 --> 00:13:33,527
I'm sending
Mr. Eddie back to his class.

339
00:13:33,528 --> 00:13:35,113
Let's all hope he's
learned his lesson.

340
00:13:37,324 --> 00:13:39,660
I got next game.

341
00:13:40,327 --> 00:13:41,952
Shame.

342
00:13:41,953 --> 00:13:43,329
Shame.

343
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:44,789
Shame.

344
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:48,000
This is a 2021, uh, white,

345
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:51,295
and this $10 dandy
has hints of metal...

346
00:13:51,296 --> 00:13:53,214
Oh, God, would you shut
the hell up about the wine?

347
00:13:53,215 --> 00:13:54,215
Mm-hmm.

348
00:13:54,216 --> 00:13:55,549
Janine, could you
get that, please?

349
00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:56,759
Mm-hmm. It's probably
one of my neighbors

350
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,636
thinking you're an
interracial couple

351
00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:01,013
trying to gentrify
the neighborhood.

352
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,683
Oh, Kristin Marie!

353
00:14:03,684 --> 00:14:05,518
Do I know you, Bilbo Baggins?

354
00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:06,852
Where's Melissa?

355
00:14:09,773 --> 00:14:10,898
Let me catch you up.

356
00:14:10,899 --> 00:14:12,900
I made the sacred
Schemmenti gnocchi,

357
00:14:12,901 --> 00:14:14,276
dropped it off at her
school with a note

358
00:14:14,277 --> 00:14:16,612
implying it's from
Melissa, and now...

359
00:14:22,411 --> 00:14:23,995
Are you trying to
poison me?

360
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:29,875
Poison? You know I would
never poison anybody.

361
00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:33,087
If I'm taking someone
out, I wanna watch 'em go.

362
00:14:33,088 --> 00:14:36,674
The hell are you doing in
my house, you pazzo lunatic?

363
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:38,008
You know exactly
what I'm doing here.

364
00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:40,720
You show up at my
place of employ

365
00:14:40,721 --> 00:14:42,972
trying to mock me via food.

366
00:14:42,973 --> 00:14:45,141
What the hell are
you talking about?

367
00:14:45,142 --> 00:14:46,183
If Nana knew you'd made this,

368
00:14:46,184 --> 00:14:48,102
she'd be turning
over in her urn.

369
00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:51,313
If Nana knew you made her
gnocchi with red potatoes,

370
00:14:51,314 --> 00:14:54,567
that urn would be a
sandstorm.

371
00:14:54,568 --> 00:14:58,821
The store was out of russets.

372
00:14:58,822 --> 00:15:00,614
Alright, enough of that! I don't
like confrontation. I'm... yeah.

373
00:15:00,615 --> 00:15:02,199
Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. You know
what? I'm really glad I came by, actually,

374
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,035
because you're clearly...
You're losing your mind.

375
00:15:05,036 --> 00:15:07,788
What, you're l... you're
letting cameras in your house.

376
00:15:07,789 --> 00:15:09,832
Forgetting you dropped-off food.

377
00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:12,460
You know, I thought about
giving this crap to my dog,

378
00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:15,004
but I love my dog, so...

379
00:15:15,005 --> 00:15:16,839
I would say that comment
was pretty hurtful.

380
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:20,926
I couldn't make food that
disgusting if I tried.

381
00:15:20,927 --> 00:15:22,261
That, too.

382
00:15:22,262 --> 00:15:23,429
Yeah? If you didn't do
it, then how else did this

383
00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:24,680
gnocchi-shaped Play-Doh

384
00:15:24,681 --> 00:15:26,182
end up in my classroom

385
00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:27,391
with a note... Oh.

386
00:15:27,392 --> 00:15:30,729
That said, "For my sister"?

387
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:33,481
Huh.

388
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:34,274
Everybody out. Mm-hmm.

389
00:15:34,275 --> 00:15:35,566
Get out.

390
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,860
Wow. Not even an apology

391
00:15:37,861 --> 00:15:40,613
for trying to snuff
out your own sister.

392
00:15:40,614 --> 00:15:42,532
Real nice, Schemmenti.

393
00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:45,785
Oops.

394
00:15:45,786 --> 00:15:48,078
Hang on. Wait. Let me just...

395
00:15:48,079 --> 00:15:50,373
Let me just say one thing
to you before you go, okay?

396
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:53,627
Your roots are growing in.

397
00:15:56,296 --> 00:15:58,005
That's enough.

398
00:15:58,006 --> 00:15:59,632
Make your voice deeper.

399
00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:00,966
Since Ava refuses
to do another one

400
00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:02,593
of the integral
functions of her job,

401
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:04,804
I have to take on
this additional duty.

402
00:16:04,805 --> 00:16:07,389
I plan to exceed expectations.

403
00:16:07,390 --> 00:16:09,558
Of which there are none.

404
00:16:09,559 --> 00:16:11,310
'Cause this isn't my job.

405
00:16:11,311 --> 00:16:12,103
That's enough.

406
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,562
Deeper.

407
00:16:13,563 --> 00:16:15,940
That is enough.

408
00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:18,025
My work here is done.

409
00:16:18,026 --> 00:16:19,819
Hm. Enough. Enough.

410
00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,154
Enough.

411
00:16:23,031 --> 00:16:24,740
Just stopping by to see
how things are going

412
00:16:24,741 --> 00:16:26,033
since your
conversation with Ava.

413
00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:27,284
Terribly.

414
00:16:27,285 --> 00:16:28,744
I can't think of any other
way to get Micah to focus

415
00:16:28,745 --> 00:16:30,412
other than to break
out my dad voice.

416
00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:33,541
Well, did your dad's
dad voice work on you?

417
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:35,042
I'd say it did.

418
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:37,711
Working here at Abbott
as a young Black man,

419
00:16:37,712 --> 00:16:39,547
you are in a unique position.

420
00:16:39,548 --> 00:16:40,631
Mm.

421
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,842
You are also at a crossroads.

422
00:16:42,843 --> 00:16:44,677
Now, I am not saying
that discipline

423
00:16:44,678 --> 00:16:47,096
does not have its place,

424
00:16:47,097 --> 00:16:49,098
but your students
can either fear you

425
00:16:49,099 --> 00:16:51,559
or they can respect you.

426
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,186
You can't have both.

427
00:16:54,396 --> 00:16:56,272
It's possible I'd forgotten
what all that discipline

428
00:16:56,273 --> 00:16:58,941
made me feel like as a kid.

429
00:16:58,942 --> 00:17:01,151
I'm starting to thinking that
maybe I didn't grow into the man

430
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:04,613
I'm proud of because of it.

431
00:17:04,614 --> 00:17:06,282
Maybe I did in spite of it.

432
00:17:06,283 --> 00:17:08,909
Ooh, Melissa is mad.

433
00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:10,579
I'm sure she's not that mad.

434
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,624
Yeah, she is. That's
her angry walk.

435
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,042
Look at her, not
bending her knees.

436
00:17:17,043 --> 00:17:18,377
Are you so bad at
reading body language

437
00:17:18,378 --> 00:17:19,796
because yours are so small?

438
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:23,507
Hey, Melissa?

439
00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:25,885
Hey. I'm... I'm sorry.

440
00:17:25,886 --> 00:17:28,137
I was just trying to fix your
relationship with your sister,

441
00:17:28,138 --> 00:17:30,139
not re-create an episode
of "The Sopranos."

442
00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:31,599
Is that offensive?
I haven't seen it.

443
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,642
I don't know. No, I
knew what I was risking

444
00:17:33,643 --> 00:17:36,103
when I invited you
over to the house.

445
00:17:36,104 --> 00:17:38,189
I brought this on myself.

446
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,815
I don't want to
undercut my apology

447
00:17:39,816 --> 00:17:41,317
by over-explaining
my behavior...

448
00:17:41,318 --> 00:17:43,277
Sure you don't.
What is it, Janine?

449
00:17:43,278 --> 00:17:47,114
I have been missing my
sister a lot lately,

450
00:17:47,115 --> 00:17:49,116
and I can't imagine
having her down the street

451
00:17:49,117 --> 00:17:51,535
and not speaking to her
over a potato substitution.

452
00:17:51,536 --> 00:17:52,703
And I get that food's
important to you.

453
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:54,955
It's not about the
gnocchi, Janine.

454
00:17:54,956 --> 00:17:56,415
There are members of my family

455
00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:59,126
that still have a vendetta
against her over that dish,

456
00:17:59,127 --> 00:18:01,545
but Kristin Marie left my
whole family high and dry

457
00:18:01,546 --> 00:18:03,172
when my nana got sick.

458
00:18:03,173 --> 00:18:04,798
She said, "Oh, I can't
handle seeing her like this,"

459
00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:06,717
and she just disappeared,

460
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:10,012
and I was left to take
care of her by myself.

461
00:18:10,013 --> 00:18:11,472
And then she brings a Tupperware

462
00:18:11,473 --> 00:18:13,057
full of hot garbage
to the funeral?

463
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:14,892
That was just the
nail in the coffin.

464
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,769
Metaphorically.
Nana was cremated.

465
00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:19,063
I miss seeing her though.

466
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,774
It was nice to have fun
with her like that again.

467
00:18:21,775 --> 00:18:23,108
Really?

468
00:18:23,109 --> 00:18:24,568
Yeah, ya know. Family.
It's complicated.

469
00:18:26,029 --> 00:18:28,113
Yeah, that is for sure.

470
00:18:28,114 --> 00:18:29,823
Yeah.

471
00:18:29,824 --> 00:18:31,992
I wish my mom taught
me how to cook.

472
00:18:31,993 --> 00:18:34,161
Hey.

473
00:18:34,162 --> 00:18:35,996
Why don't you and
me make some time

474
00:18:35,997 --> 00:18:37,915
to do another cooking
lesson, alright?

475
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,708
So you don't hurt
someone.

476
00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:41,043
Okay?

477
00:18:41,044 --> 00:18:42,420
Oh, and no Jacob.
He's not invited.

478
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:46,423
Oh, I-I'm not invited?

479
00:18:46,424 --> 00:18:50,010
Now, our ice cube melted
and then turned into water,

480
00:18:50,011 --> 00:18:53,514
but we left that water in the
sun, and then it evaporated.

481
00:18:53,515 --> 00:18:54,807
Now, does anyone know...

482
00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:02,439
Bluey!

483
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:03,941
Huh? What?

484
00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:04,984
What was that, Bluey?

485
00:19:04,985 --> 00:19:06,318
Uh-huh. Yeah.

486
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,738
Bluey, you so crazy.

487
00:19:09,739 --> 00:19:11,782
Oh, Bluey is so funny.

488
00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:13,951
But she said that
she knows what state

489
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:15,286
the evaporated water is in.

490
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,663
Does anyone else?

491
00:19:17,622 --> 00:19:19,373
Okay, Micah, come on up.

492
00:19:19,374 --> 00:19:22,085
Now you know he don't know.

493
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:28,883
Okay, now, is the water a
solid, a liquid, or a gas?

494
00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:34,555
Enh! Wrong.

495
00:19:34,556 --> 00:19:35,889
Not quite, buddy.

496
00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:37,391
But that's okay.

497
00:19:37,392 --> 00:19:39,518
Thank you for trying.

498
00:19:39,519 --> 00:19:41,354
Now, does anybody else
want to give it a go?

499
00:19:42,939 --> 00:19:45,482
Mr. Eddie, you didn't send
anyone to my office today.

500
00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:47,818
Oh, I feel like I got the
situation under control.

501
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:49,653
Well, you know you don't
need a misbehaving student

502
00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:50,946
to stop by my office.

503
00:19:50,947 --> 00:19:52,823
You could always
just come say hi.

504
00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:55,200
And I'd have to be
high to do that. Oop.

505
00:19:55,201 --> 00:19:57,161
Come on. Unh-unh.

506
00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:58,495
I don't like this
little duo at all.

507
00:19:58,496 --> 00:20:00,289
Oh, Ava,

508
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:03,083
I forgot to drop off that
discipline report to you.

509
00:20:03,084 --> 00:20:04,626
You are no longer
speaking to work Ava.

510
00:20:04,627 --> 00:20:07,087
You can drop it off at her
desk or speak to her tomorrow.

511
00:20:07,088 --> 00:20:09,591
How dare you. Oop.

512
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,030
What up, Pops?

513
00:20:34,491 --> 00:20:36,784
Yeah, of... of
course. Of course.

514
00:20:36,785 --> 00:20:38,578
I'm sorry, Lt.
Colonel Father Sir.

515
00:20:42,832 --> 00:20:45,501
Mm. So, this one was
where Kristin Marie

516
00:20:45,502 --> 00:20:47,336
and I went to Disney World,
and if you look real close,

517
00:20:47,337 --> 00:20:49,797
you can see there's
a bump on my forehead

518
00:20:49,798 --> 00:20:51,715
where she slammed
the door in my face.

519
00:20:51,716 --> 00:20:54,718
Oh, this one...
This is a sad day.

520
00:20:54,719 --> 00:20:58,347
So this was when Kristin Marie
had to say goodbye to her cat.

521
00:20:58,348 --> 00:21:00,599
She had the name changed
legally to Melissa

522
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,559
right before she put it down.

523
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,353
So...

524
00:21:04,354 --> 00:21:05,396
Whoop!

525
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:07,398
This one's very special.

526
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:10,360
This is me on Kristin
Marie's wedding day.

527
00:21:11,945 --> 00:21:14,363
Oh, see, look... look at this.

528
00:21:14,364 --> 00:21:16,282
Look how nice we
used to get along.

529
00:21:21,996 --> 00:21:23,038
Excuse me.

530
00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:29,421
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