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Ah, look at this, Peter,
a new restaurant in town.
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What a lightning
bolt to the balls
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for a couple of
schmoes like us, huh?
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I know, I can't believe Quahog
finally got a His and Hers.
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I can drink beer,
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watch sports, and
play Pop-A-Shot
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right here at the table.
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And I can drink wine and scroll
through Bonnie's Facebook,
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secretly enjoying that
she has an ugly baby.
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Look at that thing's eyes.
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You know, maybe one
glass a night wasn't fine.
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Hey, folks. We ready to order?
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I think so.
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Shall I cover your ears
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for your wife's menu questions?
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That'd be great.
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Yeah, are you able
to do the salmon
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but without the dill cream?
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Sorry, no substitutions.
We're a dick restaurant.
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Hmm. Then I'll have
the fettuccine Alfredo.
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And my Instagram will
have the watercress salad.
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And for you, sir?
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How much is that
tomahawk rib eye?
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- $85...
- Kid's personal pan pizza.
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Great, and if you folks
need anything else,
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I'll be invisible.
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Remember this,
Peter? Remember us?
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I do remember us. I miss us.
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When we get home, let's do
it so loud, the kids wake up.
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Yeah, let's do it on the couch
where we all gather as a family
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and watch television.
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Family Guy is
brought to you by Parent Sex.
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It happens in rooms
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that you hang out
in and watch TV.
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Maybe even right there
where you're sitting now.
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Pretty gross, right?
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Gentlemen, we have work to do.
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Son of a bitch.
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Just when I'm onto
something good, really good.
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Hey, what the hell's
going on out here?
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You got a permit, pal? Huh?
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Hey, guys, I'll be right back.
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I'm just gonna toss this
dog a beating real quick.
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Wait, what?
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Easy there, Gussy,
I know this guy.
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Why don't you go get
yourself a sandwich?
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Can-can I leave the
wrappers in the bushes?
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All right, you can leave
the wrappers in the bushes.
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Guys, he said we can.
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Stewie, what's happening?
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I'm trying to write, and
all I hear is banging.
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Oh, yeah, check it out.
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I'm having these guys
put up a tree house.
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Sort of like a man
cave/dance studio kind of deal.
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Why don't you stop by later
and I'll give you the tour?
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- Tell Chris, too.
- Sure, I'm free.
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- Is that Lois's sweater?
- Cardigans are unisex.
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So, Loey, how was
the big date night?
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Wonderful date night.
Great, great, great.
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Yeah, I'm still not... not
completely sold on "Loey."
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So, tell us, tell us...
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after you had dinner,
how was the pork?
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Who is this bitch?
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Uh, it was good.
Yeah, it was really nice.
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Oh, no, you're not
getting off that easy.
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Oh, classic Loey trying
to dodge the question.
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Seriously, who is
this froggy little bitch?
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How come she's sitting with us?
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Now, about the sex, though,
I just... how do I put this?
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Let's just say Peter
doesn't always...
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Munchausen my proxy.
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What do you mean?
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Well, he doesn't
always go to Australia.
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You know, the land down under.
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Oh...
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He's just never
liked it. I don't know.
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I-I guess it's not
a requirement,
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but, yeah, I do like
having the option.
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You know, Joe and I
went to a sex therapist
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after his accident.
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She really helped us,
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turned him into
a real spelunker.
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I'm sorry.
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The six-year-old birthday
party has asked if you could...
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Keep your voices down.
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Oh, there they are.
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The boys.
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- Come on in, fellas.
- Dang, Stewie.
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This is a legit little
pad you got here.
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Yeah, that one
spot creaks a little.
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- I might have them look at it.
- Oh, I-I didn't even notice.
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So, yeah, you know,
pretty self-explanatory.
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Couch, plasma, kind of a
little office nook over there.
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And...
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- Hey-yo!
- Boom.
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Photo booth with props,
if anyone's feeling sassy.
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Eh? Eh?
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Um, yes. Yes.
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But, uh, do you mind
if we take a rain check?
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I got to take Chris to
baseball in like five minutes.
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Well, come by later.
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Maybe we can watch
a movie or something.
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Wow, that's super
generous of you, Stewie.
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This place is dope.
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You see that,
Rupert, they like it.
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This place might just
be my masterpiece.
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Okay, wow.
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What... the hell... was that?
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So we're on the same page?
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I thought I was nuts.
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- Brutal, right?
- Oh, brutal.
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I have no idea
what he's going for up there.
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That's the thing. I
don't think he does either.
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I'm sorry, he wants us
to come watch a movie up there?
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On a Vizio?
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Oh, is that what he was saying?
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I couldn't hear a word over
those floorboards creaking.
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Oh, my God. Creak City.
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Poor guy. Just has no
idea. And, like, nothing to eat?
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Like, dude, go to Costco,
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grab some of those
frozen quiches.
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It's not like he
didn't know we were coming.
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Oh, poor Stewie.
What are you gonna do?
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I'll tell you
what I'm not gonna do.
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A photo shoot with
a top hat and a boa.
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So, Peter...
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Oh, big surprise. Take
her side, why don't you?
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Peter, let's take a breath.
We're just here to talk.
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So, Lois tells me
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you don't like doing
everything in the bedroom.
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Listen, if he's too
shy to talk about this,
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we could always try hypnosis.
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Oh, how would that work?
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Well, we get him in
a very relaxed state,
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and I give him what's
called a "trigger phrase."
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It's essentially
training the brain
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to behave a certain way
every time he hears it.
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You can do that?
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Just kind of make
me zone out during?
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That's the idea, yeah.
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Whenever you hear
the trigger phrase,
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you just imagine
yourself sitting on a beach,
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eating an ice cream cone.
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I don't hate that.
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Go ahead and close
your eyes for me.
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Try to relax. We are
now in a tranquil place.
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Leaving the cares and concerns
of the physical world behind.
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Peter,
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we are now in our
suspended state.
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And from now on, whenever
you hear the words...
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Sorry, I get push notifications
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whenever Chrissy Teigen
cyberbullies a nobody.
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What was that phrase again?
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Vanilla ice cream.
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Huh, anything?
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Um...
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My elbows are itchy?
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Oh, well, we tried.
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Sorry, Lois.
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I guess I'll just go make
some sad spaghetti.
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Corazón.
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Peter, last night was amazing.
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Oh, when I farted the
Pledge of Allegiance?
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Yeah, I tell you,
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things got a little dicey
there on "indivisible."
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You really don't remember?
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Wow, that hypnosis works.
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Well, I got to
get in the shower.
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You know, 'cause of
that "indivisible" part.
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I'm just gonna go ahead and
save this song on my phone.
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Mom, what's for breakfast?
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Shut up, you little turd!
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Parent Sex.
When your mom yells at you
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through a closed
door, that's why.
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Wow, Mom and Dad
have sure been watching
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a lot of entertainment
television.
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Yahtzee!
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And apparently found
their way to the game closet.
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Good morning,
everyone. Who's hungry?
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Hey, Dad, are you still okay
to bring me to Boy Scouts?
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Oh, no, is that today?
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I was hoping to
get a little golf in.
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I'll tell you what,
I'll take Chris.
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- You go have fun.
- What, really?
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Yeah, no biggie.
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Just don't forget we have
dinner at my parents' house later.
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Aw, sweet.
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I can't wait to spread
ten minutes of fun
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over five hours.
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Boy, you two seem like
you're getting along well
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these days.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing, just...
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You don't often give him a
whole Saturday to go play golf.
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Oh, yeah, is that my
idiot dog's opinion?
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I-I'm not... I'm not an idiot.
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Well, you might not know this
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because of the
idiot thing, Brian,
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but marriage is
about give and take.
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00:10:03,678 --> 00:10:06,496
If my husband wants to
go play golf, he plays golf.
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00:10:06,514 --> 00:10:09,608
I keep him happy,
he keeps me happy.
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I'm not an idiot.
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In fact, I would say...
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I would say I'm
very smart for a dog.
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All right, I'm off.
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Thanks again for
letting me do this, Lois.
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Oh, before you go, can I...
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Can I just talk to you
upstairs for one minute?
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Just... I-I want to
ask you something.
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Go fish.
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00:10:34,117 --> 00:10:36,784
Hey, Stewie, you said
you wanted us to see...
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Whoa, what happened in here?
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Okay. Okay,
now we're talking.
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- Stewie, this is incredible.
- Oh, yeah, you like?
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The old place
just didn't really...
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00:10:51,877 --> 00:10:53,354
didn't have much
of a vibe, you know?
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00:10:53,378 --> 00:10:56,303
Well, it sure as
hell has a vibe now.
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00:10:56,381 --> 00:10:59,565
Yup, there he is. Nolan Ryan.
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Von Ryan's Express. Eh?
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00:11:02,311 --> 00:11:04,198
Oh, I happened to be
over at Costco today
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and I grabbed some
of these quiches.
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00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,390
You guys ever try these?
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00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:10,894
Ooh, very cool.
Love these things.
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00:11:10,912 --> 00:11:12,545
Gracias, Stewie.
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00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:18,176
Yeah, so, you know,
added a little workout area.
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00:11:18,327 --> 00:11:20,679
Oh, I got that creak
taken care of, too.
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00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,347
See? Nothing.
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00:11:22,498 --> 00:11:24,590
Wait, that's not
the same TV, right?
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00:11:24,743 --> 00:11:25,591
Good eye.
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00:11:25,744 --> 00:11:26,759
Yeah, I looked up Vizios
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and realized
they're kind of crap.
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Ended up going with the Sony.
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Excellent choice
going with the Sony.
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00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:34,008
Can't go wrong there.
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00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,418
Well, congratulations, Stewie.
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00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:37,529
You officially have
a kick-ass man cave.
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I mean, don't get me
wrong, it was great before.
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00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,848
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,851
But this is, I mean,
this is a man cave.
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Agree. You know
who would love this?
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00:11:46,781 --> 00:11:47,872
Eric.
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00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:51,267
Oh, yeah, this is
right up Eric's alley.
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00:11:51,286 --> 00:11:53,414
I mean, would-would you
mind if we brought a buddy?
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00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:55,046
Yeah. Bring Eric, bring whoever.
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00:11:55,198 --> 00:11:57,440
Eric'll love Stewie,
don't you think?
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00:11:57,459 --> 00:11:59,275
Totally. How have
they never met?
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A wrong that will soon
be righted, my friend.
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00:12:02,464 --> 00:12:04,614
All right, Stewie,
we'll see you later.
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00:12:04,707 --> 00:12:05,465
Yeah, yeah.
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00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,559
See you guys in a bit.
250
00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:08,435
Peace, brah.
251
00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:14,381
Wow, it's all so cliché.
252
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,383
Cliché and just desperate.
253
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,812
Literally not one thing about
that place says "Stewie."
254
00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:20,813
It's like he googled
255
00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:22,815
"man cave" and said, "That."
256
00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:24,300
I mean, Nolan Ryan?
257
00:12:24,319 --> 00:12:26,578
Oh, I know, I know.
258
00:12:26,729 --> 00:12:28,972
He really solved
the TV problem, huh?
259
00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:31,565
Everybody
knows LG is the way to go.
260
00:12:31,659 --> 00:12:33,918
But what does Consumer
Reports know, right?
261
00:12:35,497 --> 00:12:36,624
I wouldn't bring Eric
262
00:12:36,648 --> 00:12:39,073
within a hundred
yards of that place.
263
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,984
Eric would
be miserable up there.
264
00:12:41,002 --> 00:12:43,503
I could see him punching Stewie.
265
00:12:43,579 --> 00:12:46,598
That's it. Fool me
once, shame on me.
266
00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:49,509
Fool me twice...
you have to die.
267
00:12:49,661 --> 00:12:50,827
Not to nitpick,
268
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,997
but those weren't even
the right frozen quiches.
269
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:55,142
Yeah, not great.
270
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,566
I spit mine out in a napkin
271
00:12:56,592 --> 00:12:58,592
and put it in his
"workout area."
272
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,982
Well, I think we
know he won't find it in there.
273
00:13:07,195 --> 00:13:10,530
I'm sorry your mother won't
be coming downstairs for dinner.
274
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,682
I know, that damn sciatica.
275
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,580
You know, she's got
to go see a doctor.
276
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,180
The kids really
wanted to be here,
277
00:13:16,204 --> 00:13:19,372
but they're watching strangers
play video games on Twitch.
278
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:23,284
Lois, would you be a
dear and make a plate for me?
279
00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:25,211
Peter, I'm gonna
open a bottle of wine.
280
00:13:25,363 --> 00:13:27,603
Do you mind making a plate
and bringing it up for Mommy?
281
00:13:27,699 --> 00:13:30,141
Yeah, I can do that. Maybe
open a couple bottles.
282
00:13:30,334 --> 00:13:32,793
Oh, oh, why? Did
you, did you bring one?
283
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,296
I didn't. But you always say...
284
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,315
Well, you typically
say, "Help yourself."
285
00:13:37,466 --> 00:13:39,526
One bottle ought to be plenty.
286
00:13:42,897 --> 00:13:44,380
Hey, Babs,
287
00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:47,033
I got something I think'll
make you feel better.
288
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,330
Sounds like a hippo
clomping around up there.
289
00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:54,866
Ugh, I feel so sorry for Mommy.
290
00:13:55,018 --> 00:13:56,150
Don't worry about your mother.
291
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,205
She's got her celebrity
news programs up there
292
00:13:58,229 --> 00:14:01,488
- keeping her company.
- Yeah, right.
293
00:14:03,193 --> 00:14:06,586
Wait, celebrity news?
What time is it?
294
00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:08,588
Just about 7:30. Why?
295
00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:10,181
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
296
00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:15,928
Peter, no!
297
00:14:16,081 --> 00:14:17,081
Peter!
298
00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:20,266
Peter!
299
00:14:20,418 --> 00:14:22,251
Peter!
300
00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:24,846
Peter!
301
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:31,018
Peter...!
302
00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:38,751
Ah...
303
00:15:31,823 --> 00:15:33,322
Stewie, you here?
304
00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:37,310
Got your text, so let's see
that "best tennis ball ever."
305
00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:41,397
Hey.
306
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,000
Didn't hear you guys come in.
307
00:15:44,018 --> 00:15:45,184
Stewie.
308
00:15:45,353 --> 00:15:47,837
Hey, we were just saying
how cozy it feels in here.
309
00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:51,282
Yeah, Brian used the term
"lived-in," and I totally agree.
310
00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:53,767
There's just this
real welcoming vibe...
311
00:15:53,861 --> 00:15:55,102
Right. Oh, good.
312
00:15:55,196 --> 00:15:58,014
Welcoming is exactly
what I was going for.
313
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,276
Wh-What the hell, Stewie?
314
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,455
What the hell was that ab...?
315
00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:09,170
You two think I don't
know what's going on?
316
00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:11,694
I've heard every word
you two said about me
317
00:16:11,787 --> 00:16:13,304
and about my man cave.
318
00:16:13,456 --> 00:16:15,881
So... you know
how much we love it.
319
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,809
Ow! And for no reason!
320
00:16:18,036 --> 00:16:20,720
I bought a thousand
of these frozen quiches.
321
00:16:20,872 --> 00:16:25,632
And you two are gonna eat
every... last... one of them.
322
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,045
There you go. Good boy.
323
00:16:29,063 --> 00:16:30,396
Those aren't the...
324
00:16:30,548 --> 00:16:32,973
They're not the chicken
sausage ones again, are they?
325
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:35,159
They are the chicken sausage.
326
00:16:35,386 --> 00:16:38,738
Do, um, do you mind if I
get a glass of water, then?
327
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,331
I just, um...
328
00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:42,316
I just found them
a little dry, is all.
329
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,559
Oh, were they dry?
330
00:16:43,652 --> 00:16:45,911
You know, for my
taste they were a little...
331
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:21,113
Hey, Stewie, come
on. Let us out of here.
332
00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:22,431
Stewie?
333
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,720
Chris, now's our chance.
We got to get out of here.
334
00:17:30,124 --> 00:17:31,957
Heading somewhere?
335
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:33,609
Stewie.
336
00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:34,777
No. No.
337
00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:36,703
My own brother.
338
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,115
My so-called best friend.
339
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:40,283
I trusted you.
340
00:17:40,301 --> 00:17:42,376
I invited you into my man cave,
341
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:45,354
and all you did
was humiliate me.
342
00:17:46,382 --> 00:17:48,791
Stewie, no.
Please don't kill me.
343
00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:51,977
Wait. Did, did,
did you make that?
344
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,072
What? Of course I did. Why?
345
00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:56,074
Wow. No, it's just...
346
00:17:56,225 --> 00:17:58,910
I-I just don't know how
you're able to make
347
00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:01,470
such cool weapons at your age.
348
00:18:01,564 --> 00:18:04,731
Wow, that is really
well-made. Holy crap.
349
00:18:04,809 --> 00:18:06,309
Do you have any others?
350
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,978
- Yeah, of course I have more.
- Are you serious?
351
00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:11,314
Yeah, I have like a
hundred... Wait a minute.
352
00:18:11,332 --> 00:18:13,740
You're not gonna win
me over with flattery.
353
00:18:19,507 --> 00:18:22,007
Is there... is there anything
else you like about it?
354
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,844
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean,
355
00:18:24,996 --> 00:18:27,346
ch-check out how
sturdy the sight bridge is.
356
00:18:27,515 --> 00:18:29,256
First thing I
noticed, too, Chris.
357
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,000
And, of course,
the cocking stirrup.
358
00:18:31,002 --> 00:18:33,002
Yeah, very pretty.
359
00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:36,005
Barnett makes a hell of
a bow, but this is probably
360
00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:38,174
one of the nicest
ones I've ever seen.
361
00:18:38,192 --> 00:18:41,536
Anyway, Stewie, you can
go ahead and kill us now.
362
00:18:46,976 --> 00:18:48,367
Listen, if you guys want,
363
00:18:48,444 --> 00:18:50,986
I suppose I could show
you how to make one.
364
00:18:51,038 --> 00:18:53,522
You'd do that? Even
after everything we...
365
00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:55,591
Even after
everything Chris said?
366
00:18:57,211 --> 00:19:00,138
Of course I will.
I love you guys.
367
00:19:00,289 --> 00:19:01,973
We love you, too, Stewie.
368
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,383
Listen, go clean
yourselves up. I'm around.
369
00:19:04,552 --> 00:19:06,552
Just come by whenever,
and I'll show you.
370
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,870
Thank you, Stewie.
371
00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:08,980
Do you do parties here?
372
00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:11,298
Because this is, like,
a good event space.
373
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,133
Eric is turning 50 next month,
374
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,873
and we still don't
have the venue.
375
00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:16,136
I think we do now.
376
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:17,321
I'll put together a menu.
377
00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:19,824
Any dietary restrictions
I should know?
378
00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:21,826
He says he's on a seafood diet.
379
00:19:22,053 --> 00:19:24,645
He sees food, then he eats it.
380
00:19:28,393 --> 00:19:31,243
I got to meet this guy.
He sounds like a nut.
381
00:19:36,659 --> 00:19:39,418
Well, you know, Rupert,
I think the lesson here
382
00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:41,737
is that maybe I
shouldn't be so concerned
383
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,088
with what other people think.
384
00:19:43,165 --> 00:19:45,908
I should trust my
instincts and be myself...
385
00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:49,481
Oh, I can't
believe he bought it.
386
00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:53,006
Like we would ever
do Eric's nifty fifty up there.
387
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,843
And the table assignment
card station would be where exactly?
388
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,362
And that crossbow?
389
00:19:58,514 --> 00:20:00,342
I mean, a Barnett
is like, I don't know,
390
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,591
Thor's hammer
compared to that thing.
391
00:20:02,593 --> 00:20:04,346
When you pointed
out the cocking stirrup...
392
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,111
I mean, if you
can call that one...
393
00:20:06,264 --> 00:20:07,408
I thought I was gonna lose it.
394
00:20:07,432 --> 00:20:08,964
Oh, I know.
If you're gonna...
395
00:20:09,024 --> 00:20:12,435
Oh, oh. Hey,
there he is, David Cross.
396
00:20:12,453 --> 00:20:15,287
Riddick Bowe.
The Crossbow Kid.
397
00:20:15,364 --> 00:20:16,901
Ow!
398
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,032
Stewie...
Come on, Stewie.
399
00:20:19,126 --> 00:20:20,679
Aah!
400
00:20:20,703 --> 00:20:22,035
Hey, Stewie.
401
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,870
Sorry, I couldn't
find a shirt or a bra,
402
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,782
so I figured I'd just let 'em
flop around the hallway...
403
00:20:28,636 --> 00:20:31,020
Mom! Stewie shot himself.
404
00:20:47,638 --> 00:20:49,038
There you go.
405
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:52,166
Get it all out.
406
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,494
Hey, guys.
407
00:20:58,499 --> 00:21:00,466
No, no, no, no!
408
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:02,490
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