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Previously, on
"Little Demon"...
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Hungry?
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I really needed you,
and you didn't show.
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You and Mom both fucking suck.
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- Where are you going?
- To Bennigan's.
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I know he hates me
right now,
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but he may at least
mildly give a shit about me.
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Hello?
Anybody home?
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Bennigan!
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- Oh, my God, what...
- We meet again.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
It never stops.
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It does now.
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It is time to kill you,
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not because you're the
disgusting spawn of Satan
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or that the entirety
of the universe
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will rot simply due
to your presence,
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not even because
you're a woman,
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but for the sole reason
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you are why I got
my dick shot off.
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Prepare to die.
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Then just fucking do it.
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Wait, what?
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Every damn day,
I fuck something else up.
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I destroyed half this town,
humiliated my best friend.
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Apparently, I got this
uggo's dick shot off.
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So do it.
I'm done being the Antichrist.
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- I don't care.
- Chrissy...
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Well, I mean,
you have to care a little.
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- Nope.
- I was expecting
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- a bit of a fight.
- Oh, were you?
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My journey's been epic and...
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Shut up and just kill me,
you little bitch!
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Fine! Whatever!
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Laser.
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Chrissy!
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Oh, this... oh, it burns!
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My metal dick's conductive.
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Ugh!
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Boot smash!
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And who the hell are you?
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We...
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are your siblings.
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*LITTLE DEMON*
Season 01 Episode 10
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Episode Title: " Village of the Found"
Aired on: October 20, 2022.
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Half siblings, to be exact,
on the paternal side.
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Does this mean
we could share clothes?
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Because that cape
is really nice.
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Satan has tried for
eons to produce an heir
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capable of Maximus Dawnus.
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And he finally found
what he wanted
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when you made that hole
in the sky.
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So none of you
shed first blood?
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Not in the way you mean,
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though my moon cycle
has always been heavy.
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But why me?
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- That we don't know.
- Vanessa.
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We must get home
before he catches our scent.
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Come with us to the realm
where all your siblings live,
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where you belong.
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Siblings, we march.
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Wait, Chrissy, stop.
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Do you really think
the world would be
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better off without you?
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You, of all people,
should know that.
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Chrissy, you can't be...
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...serious.
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Dang. Been there, bro.
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Wait, where are you...
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I have so many questions.
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Happy to answer
them along the way.
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Name's Chew, Chuggie pilot,
and Satan's spawn number 143,
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conceived on the
SlomDom Mountains.
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Dia, number 13,
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conceived under the
Arboral Realm's Muck-Tree.
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Chrissy, number 69.
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No interest in knowing
how I was conceived.
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Bleep, blop, bloop.
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We've been watching
you for a while now...
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...keeping our distance,
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staying in the shadows.
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We were just waiting
for the right time
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to make ourselves known.
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Cool, cool.
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So I go with you, and then
you reveal your secret plan
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to feed my kidneys
to a Leviathan, yeah?
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Gift my eyes to
your Icey Dragon King?
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We don't want
anything from you,
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- dear sister.
- Then why?
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- What do you...
- Because we're family.
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You're probably lying,
but fuck it.
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I got nothing to lose.
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You're gonna
want to hang on here.
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Wanda ain't as lubed
as she used to be.
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Sorry, Wanda.
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Yeehaw!
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Giddy up! Giiiidyup!
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Look at her go!
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- Whew.
- One wheelbarrow of ash down.
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A few thousand more to go.
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I'll add you to the pile
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if you don't shut up
and get useful.
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Cool. Yeah, I'll just move
this pile of splintered wood
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over to that pile
of splintered wood.
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Fucking idiot.
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Bennigan,
let's do it this way.
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If I ever do watch
"Seventh Heaven"
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and want to talk about it,
I'll call you.
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I don't... wait, what?
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What?
What!
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All right,
where's my rejeculates?
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You're too late, asshole.
They took Chrissy.
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Technically, she followed
them through a portal,
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no hesitation.
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Aw, fuck, I gotta move fast.
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My litter'll corrupt her
more than I ever could.
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Your litter? Oh, Jesus.
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How many of your
shit kids are there?
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I don't know,
hundreds, thousands.
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I've been spreading my seed
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since I was
farted into existence.
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God, you're relentless.
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Just show me where
they took her.
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Those bastards hide out in
the far ends of the Demicorp.
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Needle in a haystack.
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The only way to track 'em down
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is the Labyrinth
of Stercus Urino.
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Makes the Minoan Labyrinth
look like a corn maze.
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If you can reach the center,
it'll tell you any truth,
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including where to find
Chrissy.
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Like a magical Ask Jeeves?
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Who's this generic brand
Van Helsing?
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The loser we taught a
lesson to at the Taco Chateau.
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- The what?
- A-are you serious?
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You were inside of a chicken.
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People were shooting
their dicks off.
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Oh, yeah, the chicken, yeah,
that was... that was fun stuff.
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Anyway, when we get to
the center of the maze,
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we're gonna need
a soul sacrifice.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Yee-haw!
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Welcome to the
realm of Primum Flatus,
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a place forgotten by time,
and more importantly, him.
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Oh, look, someone's here.
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Ahh...
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Guess who's getting extra
bat clit stew tonight?
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Are you telling me
everyone here...
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Was sired by our father, yes.
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Wow, so that guy does
not like condoms, huh?
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Hey, ho!
Vanessa's back!
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And she brought our sister!
Ha ha!
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Hiya, Chrissy.
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I'm Millipede number 323,
Gwaelod Realm,
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conceived at
a mud pit key party.
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This is Klibguck 583
from Wadkin,
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Richard Kind from Earth,
Yorke from Ruddy-Oh...
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Ow! Sploogel,
you stepped on my foot.
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- What's the matter with you?
- That was entirely my fault.
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I was excited
to see our sister.
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My B, brother Richard.
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Not a problem,
Brother Sploogel.
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Arm in arm together.
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Arm in arm, together.
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Getting some real "Wild,
Wild Country" vibes here.
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I don't blame you
for being skeptical.
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Our father invented deception.
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His poison once
infected all of us.
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But over time, we found
and healed each other,
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learned to live in harmony,
and built this,
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the Village of the Found,
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the true
anarchistic socialist utopia.
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Unlike that libertarian
asshole, we mean it.
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What's this?
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The pile of stuff.
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Here, we place our most
cherished possessions.
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Aw, Brother Yorke's
first violin
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and booties we made for
Millipede to keep him warm
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his first winter here.
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And that's my golden turd.
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Ah, this is... something.
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This pile reminds us,
although it took us time,
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in this village,
we found our place, our home.
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Hm, home.
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Furries are attacking!
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- To the West!
- Chrissy, close to me.
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They are coming!
They are near!
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Furries, like yiff stuff?
No judgment.
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No, they're ancient
destructive creatures
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who ravage our lands and have
slain many of our brethren.
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All right, so what do you
want me to do, explode them,
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- set them on fire?
- No, Chrissy.
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Our most important rule...
We don't kill here.
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Selfishness, cruelty...
That's our father's way.
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All we ask is you comply with
our rules while you're here.
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I'm real sick of rules,
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but no killing's okay, I guess.
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Uh, are you sure you don't
want to kill these guys?
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Non-lethal force only.
Let's go.
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Ugh!
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Ugh!
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Rock wall!
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Wow.
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Secrete that secretion!
Yeah!
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Go, Yorke!
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♪♪ ♪♪
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- This one's stubborn.
- Perfect.
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This is our chance.
Bonds!
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Oh, no! Vanessa!
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Watch out!
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Someone order some
divine bonds, extra spicy?
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Oh, I love that pun!
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Chrissy, we've been trying
to capture a Furry for decades
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but never had enough power
to keep one chained,
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no matter how many
people had hands on it.
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Nor how many
hands people had.
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Chrissy finally did it!
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Three cheers for Chrissy!
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Kerple kerple
kwa! Kerple kerple kwa!
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Kerple kerple kwa!
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Uh, ha ha, okay, yeah.
Kerple, baby.
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Oh, somebody just
kill me, please.
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Not yet.
Come on, fuckhead.
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Stop dicking around.
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I cannot dick around!
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Oh, Jesus, what the...
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Labyrinth rules...
No tools, no magic.
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Only got our strength and
our wits to get us through.
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God, well, it would have
been nice to know that
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before I swallowed
a pile of bones.
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Behold me, the Luduan,
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spirit of this labyrinth.
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Reveal to me your truth,
and I shall show you mine.
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Fuck this.
Left or right?
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Yeah, riddles are bullshit.
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Witness me
in all my uselessness.
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Oh, holy fuck.
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And you always
said I never listen.
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Fuck, he's fast!
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It's my fault
we're in this mess.
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What kind of mom
alienates her daughter
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over a stupid dirty dish?
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Well, actually,
we're in this mess
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because I made Chrissy go
on a lethal Rumspringa.
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Oh, you always
have to one-up me.
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Hey, asshole, I've seen
bigger horns on pygmy goats,
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you overgrown house cat.
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Uh, ah!
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Sick moves back there, baby.
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Never been an ancient maze
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that could keep Laura Feinberg
from the center,
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no matter how convoluted.
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Insert G-spot joke here.
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Ugh.
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A a a a ah!
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Then I said, break a leg?
Which one?
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A toast to Chrissy.
256
00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:38,058
A true de-light fer
lighting up them bonds.
257
00:10:38,142 --> 00:10:39,929
Double!
258
00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:41,999
You guys were so awesome,
I pissed myself.
259
00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:44,972
Dia, your giant fists,
like, boom!
260
00:10:45,056 --> 00:10:47,009
Millipede's fluid trap...
Outta control!
261
00:10:47,093 --> 00:10:49,414
What can I tell you?
I love secreting.
262
00:10:49,498 --> 00:10:51,418
We had to learn our
strengths the hard way,
263
00:10:51,502 --> 00:10:53,555
even though our father
called us worthless duds
264
00:10:53,639 --> 00:10:55,426
for lacking the power
of the Antichrist.
265
00:10:55,510 --> 00:10:56,696
He punished us for it.
266
00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:58,031
He done rip
my mama in two
267
00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:00,670
once he figured
I wasn't no Antichrist.
268
00:11:00,754 --> 00:11:04,344
He abandoned me in
a realm of poisonous vipers.
269
00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:07,450
In order to survive,
I ate every single one.
270
00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:11,558
I was a toddler
and a vegetarian.
271
00:11:11,642 --> 00:11:14,063
We don't want anyone
to suffer as we have.
272
00:11:14,147 --> 00:11:16,334
So that's why you won't
kill those testes with teeth?
273
00:11:16,418 --> 00:11:19,273
We passively battled them
for decades, kept them at bay.
274
00:11:19,357 --> 00:11:21,177
But now that we've
finally detained one,
275
00:11:21,261 --> 00:11:24,283
we have a new goal...
Rehabilitation.
276
00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:26,689
You really think
you can rehab that?
277
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,560
We believe every
creature is capable of change.
278
00:11:29,644 --> 00:11:32,533
We were all, at one point,
considered monsters.
279
00:11:32,617 --> 00:11:35,105
With you supercharging
our divine bonds,
280
00:11:35,189 --> 00:11:37,944
we can peacefully detain
and reform them all.
281
00:11:39,531 --> 00:11:42,788
Oh, uh, by the way,
I made you something, Chrissy.
282
00:11:42,872 --> 00:11:44,090
Whoa, you made this for me?
283
00:11:44,174 --> 00:11:46,629
Of course!
You're family.
284
00:11:46,713 --> 00:11:50,937
And what says family more than
a doll likeness of yourself?
285
00:11:51,021 --> 00:11:52,941
Yeah, this could go
on the pile.
286
00:11:53,025 --> 00:11:54,344
- ♪♪ Oh... ♪♪
- Yorke's singing!
287
00:11:54,428 --> 00:11:56,047
♪♪ Sit down,
I'll tell a tale so foul ♪♪
288
00:11:56,131 --> 00:11:57,818
♪♪ And fair and full of fervor ♪♪
289
00:11:57,902 --> 00:11:59,287
♪♪ 'Tis one you've never
before ♪♪
290
00:11:59,371 --> 00:12:01,024
♪♪ And one to look no further ♪♪
291
00:12:01,108 --> 00:12:02,994
♪♪ I found myself
beyond the path ♪♪
292
00:12:03,078 --> 00:12:04,564
♪♪ Beyond the realm of Pwerkle ♪♪
293
00:12:04,648 --> 00:12:06,401
♪♪ And that is where
I first met her ♪♪
294
00:12:06,485 --> 00:12:08,171
♪♪ The creature
known as Glerpo ♪♪
295
00:12:08,255 --> 00:12:09,975
♪♪ Glerpo,
Glerpo, Glerpo, yo ♪♪
296
00:12:10,059 --> 00:12:11,544
♪♪ Glerpo, Glerpo, dah! ♪♪
297
00:12:18,977 --> 00:12:21,264
He-hey, MoPo, how's it hanging?
298
00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:23,268
High and tight, Chrissy.
299
00:12:23,352 --> 00:12:25,506
Soil's looking fertile,
Richard.
300
00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:27,911
Ah, thanks, Chrissy.
Dope Harvest ahead.
301
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,484
Ooh!
302
00:12:31,568 --> 00:12:32,938
Meow!
303
00:12:36,278 --> 00:12:38,532
Looking good, little Chrissy.
304
00:12:38,616 --> 00:12:40,704
And so its
Fluoroantimonic
305
00:12:40,788 --> 00:12:44,010
projection rate's down to 10.38
acidic discharge per etra.
306
00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:46,514
And its public
masturbation has halted.
307
00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:48,920
You hear that, Chrissy?
A significant change.
308
00:12:49,004 --> 00:12:51,792
Last week, that thing was
yanking it ten times a day.
309
00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,128
Maybe rehabilitation
is possible.
310
00:12:53,212 --> 00:12:55,099
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
311
00:12:55,183 --> 00:12:58,305
Tonight we can roll out
the Divine Bond Motherlode
312
00:12:58,389 --> 00:13:00,476
to wrangle all the Furries
for rehabilitation
313
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,014
and at long last
put an end to this war.
314
00:13:03,098 --> 00:13:05,552
All of them, here?
Tonight?
315
00:13:05,636 --> 00:13:07,556
Tonight, the war ends.
316
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:08,693
Kerple!
317
00:13:08,777 --> 00:13:10,830
Um, just throwing
this out there, but, uh,
318
00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:12,099
does anyone else
think that summoning
319
00:13:12,183 --> 00:13:13,736
a horde of acid-spewing
scrotum monsters
320
00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:15,940
to our home is a bit... hasty?
321
00:13:16,024 --> 00:13:18,145
With your charge
and our will,
322
00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:21,952
we can accomplish anything,
arm in arm together.
323
00:13:22,036 --> 00:13:24,023
Arm in arm together.
324
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,744
Right.
325
00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:29,000
Oh, hi, Randall.
How's Tanya?
326
00:13:29,084 --> 00:13:30,804
Did you tell her
you got laid off?
327
00:13:30,888 --> 00:13:32,741
- Dinner.
- How's it looking?
328
00:13:32,825 --> 00:13:34,410
Stay clear of zone 12.
329
00:13:34,494 --> 00:13:36,414
Crow scouts reporting
Luduan movements there.
330
00:13:36,498 --> 00:13:38,619
And zone 43 is all dead ends.
331
00:13:38,703 --> 00:13:40,289
I rescoped zone 80.
332
00:13:40,373 --> 00:13:43,128
There's a path we haven't
tried, a right past Lava Lake.
333
00:13:43,212 --> 00:13:45,199
Can't forget that
left past Lava Lake.
334
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,236
Puddin' brain over
here fell into a pit
335
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,405
of carnivorous slugs.
336
00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:50,442
The slime!
The teeth!
337
00:13:50,526 --> 00:13:52,446
What about when he shit his
pants in the carcass room?
338
00:13:52,530 --> 00:13:54,083
- Remember that?
- Stop making fun of me,
339
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,119
Mom and Dad.
340
00:13:55,203 --> 00:13:56,387
All right, well, listen.
341
00:13:56,471 --> 00:13:58,024
Maybe we should
try your lead then.
342
00:13:58,108 --> 00:13:59,360
Maybe this is it.
343
00:13:59,444 --> 00:14:01,464
We're going to get her back.
344
00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:04,605
If I got to listen
to this fucking guy
345
00:14:04,689 --> 00:14:07,009
chew with his mouth open
one more time,
346
00:14:07,093 --> 00:14:08,913
I'm finding
a new soul sacrifice.
347
00:14:08,997 --> 00:14:10,449
And I mean it this time!
348
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:11,619
What are those?
349
00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:13,856
Found them this morning
on the Frumble Trail.
350
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,760
Been looking for something
to keep me regular,
351
00:14:15,844 --> 00:14:18,365
and let me tell you,
these are doing it.
352
00:14:18,449 --> 00:14:20,435
You fucking idiot!
Those are Lobanda nuts.
353
00:14:20,519 --> 00:14:22,173
They give off the scent
of young Urlorooloos,
354
00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:23,943
which are the main
food source of...
355
00:14:24,027 --> 00:14:25,045
Ah!
356
00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:26,615
Oh, my God, I knew it.
357
00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:31,224
I'm all for big
romantic gestures, Benny,
358
00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:34,030
boom boxes outside of windows,
kissing upside down,
359
00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:35,733
a wet Ryan Gosling.
360
00:14:35,817 --> 00:14:38,071
But listen, if Laura hasn't
found Chrissy for weeks,
361
00:14:38,155 --> 00:14:39,440
how do you expect
to find Chrissy?
362
00:14:39,524 --> 00:14:41,110
I mean, look at that body.
363
00:14:41,194 --> 00:14:43,883
I have not and will not look
at Miss Feinberg's naked body.
364
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,385
And I have to do this.
365
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,256
I haven't been able to stop
thinking about how Chrissy
366
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,993
felt like she had no one left.
367
00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:50,697
Maybe I ignored her
for too long.
368
00:14:50,781 --> 00:14:53,001
I was hurt, but I didn't want
to send her to her own doom
369
00:14:53,085 --> 00:14:54,638
in some demonic Timbuktu.
370
00:14:54,722 --> 00:14:56,642
She's my friend.
I have to set this right.
371
00:14:56,726 --> 00:14:58,980
I ever tell you you're
incredibly self-examined
372
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,516
for a 13-year-old?
373
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,888
I'm going to do my best
and probably die trying.
374
00:15:02,972 --> 00:15:04,557
Wish me luck.
375
00:15:04,641 --> 00:15:06,427
You sure this is exactly
how Laura did it?
376
00:15:06,511 --> 00:15:08,532
Sure as sure can be sure.
377
00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,858
Detrahet mi magicae terra!
378
00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:18,118
Oh, I just remembered
Laura uses her left hand
379
00:15:18,202 --> 00:15:19,487
to slice the chicken.
380
00:15:19,571 --> 00:15:21,625
Ah, I'm sure
magic's ambidextrous.
381
00:15:21,709 --> 00:15:24,831
From my personal experience
with Criss Angel, uh, yeah.
382
00:15:24,915 --> 00:15:27,771
Ooh, Criss Angel,
wrap me up in your dirty hair.
383
00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:30,810
I'd let him go ambidextrous
on me all night.
384
00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:34,083
How about a drink, huh?
385
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,820
You don't have
to ask me twice.
386
00:15:35,904 --> 00:15:37,189
Ho-ly
387
00:15:37,273 --> 00:15:40,112
shiiiit!
388
00:15:45,523 --> 00:15:47,343
Hello?
389
00:15:47,427 --> 00:15:49,213
Chrissy?
Miss Feinberg?
390
00:15:49,297 --> 00:15:51,417
Mr. Satan?
Anyone?
391
00:16:03,493 --> 00:16:05,312
♪♪ Today,
the Furries come ♪♪
392
00:16:05,396 --> 00:16:06,815
Are you ready, Richard?
393
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,451
I was born ready, big sis!
394
00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:13,312
You got this, Chrissy.
395
00:16:18,857 --> 00:16:21,577
Oh, ho, ho!
Way to go, Chrissy!
396
00:16:21,661 --> 00:16:22,681
Yorke!
397
00:16:22,765 --> 00:16:26,154
♪♪
398
00:16:30,346 --> 00:16:32,166
Shit!
Wrong right!
399
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,669
That's the Dark Matter End!
400
00:16:33,753 --> 00:16:35,807
We fall in.
We cease to exist.
401
00:16:35,891 --> 00:16:38,646
There is no way
to find truth
402
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:41,368
but through that
which you seek.
403
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,494
Oh!
404
00:16:46,578 --> 00:16:47,631
Uh, fuck.
405
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,467
Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
406
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,371
Is this actually it?
407
00:16:51,455 --> 00:16:53,441
Look, I've had
a hell of a life.
408
00:16:53,525 --> 00:16:55,579
I've slayed an insane
amount of poon,
409
00:16:55,663 --> 00:16:57,651
like cosmically
large amount of poon.
410
00:16:57,735 --> 00:16:59,721
God, point, get to the point!
411
00:16:59,805 --> 00:17:01,591
The point is,
out of all of it,
412
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:05,332
the time we spent together
was the least bad.
413
00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,169
Maybe that time
wasn't the absolute worst
414
00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:08,571
for me too, okay?
415
00:17:08,655 --> 00:17:10,943
My mission to kill the
demon child was misguided.
416
00:17:11,027 --> 00:17:12,847
I am not my genitalia.
417
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,185
A life can't be built
around revenge,
418
00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:16,722
especially against a girl
419
00:17:16,806 --> 00:17:18,659
whose home life
is so clearly dysfunctional.
420
00:17:18,743 --> 00:17:19,728
Yeah, we don't
need him anymore.
421
00:17:19,812 --> 00:17:21,331
- I'm kicking him the fuck off.
- No...
422
00:17:22,885 --> 00:17:23,869
Whoa, whoa.
423
00:17:23,953 --> 00:17:27,109
Wow, just in
the nick of time.
424
00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:28,478
Congrats, you beat
the Labyrinth.
425
00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:29,614
What the fuck was that?
426
00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:31,719
I told you at the start,
427
00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:35,559
reveal your truth to me,
and I'll reveal mine to you.
428
00:17:35,643 --> 00:17:37,864
- What you getting at?
- Was it the poon thing? No.
429
00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:41,337
Ah!
430
00:17:41,421 --> 00:17:43,208
Yes, yes, yes.
431
00:17:51,441 --> 00:17:52,761
The plan is working.
432
00:17:52,845 --> 00:17:54,330
Just keep him off Richard,
and we win this.
433
00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:58,021
They're breaking
through the line!
434
00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:03,716
The stage where
Yorke taught me Chop Suey!
435
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,653
Focus on the mission!
Their numbers are thinning.
436
00:18:05,737 --> 00:18:06,622
Chew!
437
00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:08,591
Don't you fret!
I got another.
438
00:18:08,675 --> 00:18:09,861
There's too many.
We're losing.
439
00:18:09,945 --> 00:18:11,832
- They're never going to stop.
- Snap out of it.
440
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,836
- We almost have them.
- We're losing our home.
441
00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:18,646
Not the pile. No!
442
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,215
Chrissy, we need you here...
443
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:21,985
Now!
444
00:18:24,073 --> 00:18:26,027
Get away! Stop!
445
00:18:28,081 --> 00:18:29,668
I said stop!
446
00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:31,370
- Wait, no!
- Sister, stop!
447
00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:32,774
This is not our way!
448
00:18:32,858 --> 00:18:33,876
There
was one over here.
449
00:18:35,496 --> 00:18:36,849
Richard!
450
00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:38,753
Oh, no, the Motherlode!
451
00:18:41,441 --> 00:18:43,896
Ah!
Help me!
452
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:46,100
- What are you doing?
- Chrissy, no, please!
453
00:18:46,184 --> 00:18:48,271
All we've tried to teach you,
all we stand for.
454
00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:49,573
I have no choice.
455
00:18:49,657 --> 00:18:51,043
The Motherlode is gone.
456
00:18:51,127 --> 00:18:53,749
If we don't destroy them,
they will destroy us.
457
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,287
- She's killing them!
- Uh, no, no.
458
00:18:56,371 --> 00:18:57,791
Please stop!
459
00:19:00,513 --> 00:19:01,899
Wait, Chrissy.
460
00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:03,519
Chrissy, wait!
461
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,186
- Millipede!
- What did you do, Milly?
462
00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:15,292
Why?
Why?
463
00:19:15,376 --> 00:19:18,999
Arm in arm... together.
464
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,837
Ugh.
465
00:19:20,921 --> 00:19:23,541
- What did you do?
- I didn't mean to.
466
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:25,212
- I'll kill her!
- No, come on, Richard.
467
00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:26,715
Do you realize
who she just killed?
468
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,719
- He jumped in front of me.
- I'll rip her apart.
469
00:19:28,803 --> 00:19:31,157
No, Richard!
This is not who we are.
470
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:34,430
I want to kill her.
I want to rip her throat out.
471
00:19:34,514 --> 00:19:36,702
Brethren, please,
we cannot let her
472
00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:38,672
ego and violence
taint our family
473
00:19:38,756 --> 00:19:40,242
- any more than it already has.
- What?
474
00:19:40,326 --> 00:19:42,179
No, I was just
trying to save us.
475
00:19:42,263 --> 00:19:45,118
The town was burning,
and I had to do something.
476
00:19:45,202 --> 00:19:46,554
Our plan was working.
477
00:19:46,638 --> 00:19:48,859
But now our siblings are
dead, one by your hands.
478
00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:51,364
You've ruined us more than
the Furries ever could.
479
00:19:51,448 --> 00:19:53,334
We should have never
brought you here.
480
00:19:53,418 --> 00:19:57,075
You're just what Satan designed
you to be, a destroyer.
481
00:19:57,159 --> 00:19:59,079
No.
482
00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:00,549
I know who I am.
483
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,488
I make my own choices,
live for myself,
484
00:20:03,572 --> 00:20:05,960
unlike all of you
living your whole lives
485
00:20:06,044 --> 00:20:07,764
as victims of our father.
486
00:20:07,848 --> 00:20:10,335
And neither of my parents would
have blown a fucking whistle
487
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:12,172
inviting monsters
to tear our home
488
00:20:12,256 --> 00:20:13,441
and family limb from limb.
489
00:20:13,525 --> 00:20:15,913
Please, just go.
490
00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:23,445
♪♪ ♪♪
491
00:20:30,727 --> 00:20:34,149
Okay, what truth
do you want to know?
492
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,020
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- All that for this?
493
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:38,224
Don't we need to
sacrifice this guy?
494
00:20:38,308 --> 00:20:39,628
What? Nah.
495
00:20:39,712 --> 00:20:41,430
That's not part of
this thing at all.
496
00:20:41,514 --> 00:20:42,700
I didn't know shit
about this maze.
497
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:43,903
Where's my daughter?
498
00:20:43,987 --> 00:20:47,175
At the residence
of Darlene Garrity
499
00:20:47,259 --> 00:20:49,648
in Middle town, Delaware.
500
00:20:49,732 --> 00:20:52,019
That's
where our bodies are.
501
00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:53,087
Fuck, I love irony.
502
00:20:53,171 --> 00:20:55,592
She's listening
to Darlene tell a story
503
00:20:55,676 --> 00:20:58,331
about how her bras
are smelling different lately.
504
00:20:58,415 --> 00:21:01,003
She came back?
505
00:21:01,087 --> 00:21:02,139
Woo-hoo!
506
00:21:02,223 --> 00:21:04,376
This really all
worked out, huh, gang?
507
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:06,064
Sure you don't
need us to kill him?
508
00:21:12,911 --> 00:21:17,402
Mm, Bennigan Aquino,
second child
509
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:19,608
of Dante and Amalia,
loves painting,
510
00:21:19,692 --> 00:21:21,344
and movies where
protagonists reveal
511
00:21:21,428 --> 00:21:24,416
they were wearing bulletproof
vests the entire time.
512
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,686
Hm?
513
00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:30,228
Oh, my goodness,
are you... a fairy?
514
00:21:30,312 --> 00:21:31,497
Man, do I look like...
515
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:34,503
No, guess again,
516
00:21:34,587 --> 00:21:37,209
a little bigger,
a little holier.
517
00:21:37,293 --> 00:21:39,246
An angel?
518
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:41,417
You're quick-witted.
519
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,154
I like that.
520
00:21:43,238 --> 00:21:45,392
And that's exactly
why we have chosen you
521
00:21:45,476 --> 00:21:47,864
- for a very specific job.
- A job?
522
00:21:47,948 --> 00:21:51,370
Boss man wants you to
be his little warrior.
523
00:21:51,454 --> 00:21:53,541
Me? A warrior?
524
00:21:57,953 --> 00:22:00,288
I had to lose the under wire
'cause that was poking me.
525
00:22:00,372 --> 00:22:02,092
Chrissy?
526
00:22:02,176 --> 00:22:04,096
Hey, sweetie.
527
00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:07,202
I am so incredibly sorry.
528
00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:10,025
Ugh, holy shit,
you smell like rot.
529
00:22:11,327 --> 00:22:13,281
Come on, give it back to me.
530
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:17,657
Uh, okay, you smell like a
hippie commune burnt down
531
00:22:17,741 --> 00:22:19,677
and got washed
away with vinegar?
532
00:22:20,612 --> 00:22:22,249
Oh.
533
00:22:22,784 --> 00:22:25,138
The whole family's
back together,
534
00:22:25,222 --> 00:22:27,576
classic us, yucking it up.
535
00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:29,914
Get out now.
Don't fucking look at me.
536
00:22:29,998 --> 00:22:31,350
So you need a little space?
537
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:34,423
Outside, so you don't
stain Darlene's carpet.
538
00:22:34,507 --> 00:22:35,960
Leney, babe,
ready for round 12?
539
00:22:36,044 --> 00:22:37,429
I'll wear the
ribbed morphsuit you...
540
00:22:37,513 --> 00:22:38,866
Uh...
541
00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:42,172
Shit, well,
cat's out of the bag.
542
00:22:42,256 --> 00:22:43,541
We're fucking!
543
00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:46,580
Wanna come back
with me for a bit,
544
00:22:46,664 --> 00:22:48,619
- unpack the journey we had?
- Fuck you.
545
00:22:48,703 --> 00:22:50,388
- What? Come on.
- Bend your head down
546
00:22:50,472 --> 00:22:51,725
so I can make this quick.
547
00:22:51,809 --> 00:22:53,962
I thought the maze, you
know, brought us closer.
548
00:22:54,046 --> 00:22:55,866
Uh-huh. What I said in
the labyrinth doesn't count.
549
00:22:55,950 --> 00:22:57,502
I don't think straight when
I'm starving, you know.
550
00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:59,473
If you're still starving,
I got something that could...
551
00:23:04,768 --> 00:23:06,020
Not at all, Snakey.
552
00:23:06,104 --> 00:23:07,990
Closer to the top
than ever before.
553
00:23:08,074 --> 00:23:10,228
And I got a new angle
to get Chrissy...
554
00:23:10,312 --> 00:23:11,749
Through her mom.
555
00:23:13,118 --> 00:23:17,242
There's a fine line between
love and hate, my friend.
556
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:24,758
No test tomorrow
or any morrow.
557
00:23:24,842 --> 00:23:26,661
- Be free!
- Ha!
558
00:23:26,745 --> 00:23:28,297
Well, that, uh, trip
with your siblings
559
00:23:28,381 --> 00:23:29,500
sure did change you, huh?
560
00:23:29,584 --> 00:23:32,372
Everyone wants me to be
who they think I should be.
561
00:23:32,456 --> 00:23:33,809
F that noise.
562
00:23:33,893 --> 00:23:36,447
You can't straitjacket
Chrissy Feinberg anymore.
563
00:23:36,531 --> 00:23:38,184
I'm a little bit of everything.
564
00:23:38,268 --> 00:23:40,488
I'm gonna be me, baby.
565
00:23:40,572 --> 00:23:42,693
By the way, thanks
for being cool and putting
566
00:23:42,777 --> 00:23:43,996
everything behind us, yeah?
567
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,569
Oh, uh, right,
right, of course.
568
00:23:47,653 --> 00:23:49,908
Hmm.
569
00:23:49,992 --> 00:23:53,632
Bennigan...
I'm watching you.
570
00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:57,522
I'm just a dog.
Woof, woof.
571
00:24:04,353 --> 00:24:07,442
♪♪ Whoa, sit down,
I'll tell a tale so foul ♪♪
572
00:24:07,526 --> 00:24:09,146
♪♪ And bare and full
of fervor ♪♪
573
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:11,117
♪♪ 'Tis one you've never
heard before ♪♪
574
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:12,920
♪♪ And one to look no further ♪♪
575
00:24:13,004 --> 00:24:14,791
♪♪ I found myself
beyond the path ♪♪
576
00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:16,227
♪♪ Beyond the realm of
Pwerkle ♪♪
577
00:24:16,311 --> 00:24:18,097
♪♪ And that is where
I first met her ♪♪
578
00:24:18,181 --> 00:24:19,768
♪♪ The creature known
as Glerpo ♪♪
579
00:24:19,852 --> 00:24:21,805
♪♪ Oh, Glerpo,
Glerpo, Glerpo, yo ♪♪
580
00:24:21,889 --> 00:24:23,391
♪♪ Glerpo, Glerpo, dah! ♪♪
581
00:24:24,795 --> 00:24:26,447
Ah,
a new home in Middle town,
582
00:24:26,531 --> 00:24:27,950
a new lease on life.
583
00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:29,821
Now it's time to put
my past in the rearview
584
00:24:29,905 --> 00:24:32,660
and become something new,
an average Joe...
585
00:24:32,744 --> 00:24:34,229
A former mercenary
for the Vatican
586
00:24:34,313 --> 00:24:36,534
turned child killer,
now just a regular guy.
587
00:24:36,618 --> 00:24:39,273
You might see me around town
filling a prescription,
588
00:24:39,357 --> 00:24:41,845
buying loafers,
or shopping for bakeware.
589
00:24:41,929 --> 00:24:44,617
Who knows where and how
often I might appear?
590
00:24:44,701 --> 00:24:46,587
But I know one thing,
those Feinbergs
591
00:24:46,671 --> 00:24:49,493
are going to keep getting
into horrifying situations.
592
00:24:49,577 --> 00:24:53,000
And if they need my assistance,
I'm just around the corner,
593
00:24:53,084 --> 00:24:56,842
as long as they don't try
and sacrifice my soul again.
594
00:24:58,436 --> 00:25:00,849
Uh, it's an inside joke,
and I deserved it.
595
00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:02,538
Okay, where do I sign?