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So, three years this March?
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Sorry, I've been meaning to come in.
I've been...
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Busy. No, I get it.
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But like Ferris B. said on his day off,
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't..."
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Netflix. I've been doing Netflix,
you know, like, well, everybody.
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- Zing.
- Their algorithm keeps recommending
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The Great British Bake Off,
which is trigger for me
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since Amanda left me for a chef
from Manchester
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she met on Facebook.
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Yikes. Sorry, that sentence
just kept getting worse.
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I bet that guy makes a good living.
Croissants are so expensive
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and you have to be Scrooge McDuck
to afford the chocolate one.
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- Way to focus on what's important.
- What is important?
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Not washing your hair every day.
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Anyway, as always, I have
the perfect movie to cheer you up.
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So many great breakup films.
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Eternal Sunshine, High Fidelity,
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and if you're feeling freaky, Midsommar.
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I have a good one. Oh, what's it called?
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It's with the lady from
the smartwater ads and Van Jones.
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- From CNN?
- You don't speak Connie.
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She means Jennifer Aniston
and Vince Vaughn.
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- TheBreak-Up.
- No spoilers. Haven't seen it.
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All good suggestions, gang,
but I got this.
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Under the Tuscan Sun?
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Are you sure?
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Doesn't really seem me.
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I've been working here
since seventh grade.
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- That is not the flex you think it is.
- Anyway, trust me,
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you need to get out of your lane
and into Diane Lane.
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- Okay. Thanks. I'll bring it back soon.
- I'm not going anywhere.
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- Don from Corporate.
- Ooh.
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- Donny. What's going, Don?
- Every time. Look,
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no easy way to say this.
Seven more Blockbusters closed.
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You're the last one on Earth.
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Uh, I don't love the pattern
that's starting to emerge.
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I'm sure you are gonna be fine.
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Yeah. Maybe you're right.
Change can be scary, but oftentimes...
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- Nice knowing you, Timmy.
- What?
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- You said we'll be fine.
- And you probably will be.
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I, on the other hand, am screwed.
They're liquidating Corporate.
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This place is gonna be
a WeWork by tomorrow morning.
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Well, don't worry, Don.
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I'm sure you'll also be fine. Hello?
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You okay?
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No. How do we replace
an entire corporate infrastructure?
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Purchasing, rental tracking.
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They paid half our rent.
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My God. They did?
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- I mean, we'll figure it out.
- That's what I said to Mindy
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from Mindy's Travel Hut
before she went out of business.
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- My point is the Internet sucks.
- I would love to disagree,
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but also Logan Paul, TikTok influencers,
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those BuzzFeed quizzes
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that tell you
which Bridgerton servant you are.
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- I make Lady Danbury's tea.
- Ooh.
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My whole life is this store.
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I love Blockbuster.
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I should've seen this coming,
but I guess I just didn't want to.
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But look around.
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DJ Steve's Hip-Hop Flip-Flop Shop, gone.
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It was the most popular
pill mill in Michigan.
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Now it's a ghost kitchen.
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You could make a good riddance
argument for those places, but I hear you.
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I don't miss places, I miss people.
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Humans need to interact with each other.
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Mindy made me laugh every morning.
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DJ Steve gave the best advice.
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So long as you steered clear
of his opinions on pronouns.
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Maybe I'm just old-fashioned.
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Of course you are.
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- Timmy, you're a dinosaur.
- And you're not good at pep talks.
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But you're the last dinosaur.
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Like my professor at Harvard
used to teach us.
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Turn your bug into a feature.
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Used to teach you during one semester?
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- It was a semester and a half.
- Seamless Harvard drop as always.
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The point is, it might not be a bad thing
that you're the last Blockbuster.
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It might be a good thing.
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- Listening.
- I bet it's about his parents.
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He's been struggling
since they got divorced.
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In middle school.
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Maybe he got in that fight with his
roommates again about beer before liquor.
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Or he's bummed because
he's a grown man with roommates.
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Duh, he's just freaking out
because we're the last Blockbuster.
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- What?
- Look.
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- What are we gonna do?
- We are gonna throw a block party.
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A block party?
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That's your idea?
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No, I like it.
I just thought it would be better.
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I'm sorry, I meant smarter.
Thought it'd be good. Keep going.
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Look, a friendly neighborhood block party
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is the perfect cheap way
to drum up new memberships
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while reminding everyone
that small businesses
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offer something the Internet can't,
human connection.
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Like you said.
Like you did with that guy, Jeff.
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- I did say and do that.
- Come on, we can do this.
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Wow, I have not seen you
this stoked about anything
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- since you started working here again.
- Well, sorry, if I haven't seemed stoked
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to be working the job I had
for one summer in high school.
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Remember when that goth kid
got his hand stuck in the return slot?
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Oh, yeah.
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Back then I chose to be here
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as opposed to being forced to
take a job I am way overqualified for
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just so I can afford
the studio apartment I had to rent
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because I caught my husband Aaron
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on a date with a 25-year-old
also named Erin
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at the restaurant in Costco.
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The girl your Aaron slept with
was also named Erin?
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- Why is that worse?
- I don't know, but it is.
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Okay, a block party.
I like it. This is gonna be so...
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Stupid. A block party?
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Start looking for jobs now.
As if there are any.
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This town
is not the land of milk and honey,
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especially since they shut down
the dairy and the apiary.
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I'll light a prayer candle
the second I get home.
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I'll wish upon a star.
How am I supposed to be next Tarantino
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if I don't work in a video store?
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Uh-huh.
Yeah, that's what's holding you back.
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This is the only job
where my boss didn't yell at me
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or ask if I can do the splits.
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- I have to go back to selling leggings.
- I can see my friends.
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- I love you more than my real kids.
- I can do the splits, but...
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Guys. No one's going anywhere
or doing the splits.
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I know things seem bad,
but someone very smart once said:
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"Your greatest weakness
can be your greatest strength."
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It was me.
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Be less thirsty.
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Maybe our greatest strength is
we force people to get off their asses
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and hang out with humans.
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That's more important
now than ever because...
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- God, careful.
- Uh, what's happening?
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We can't be consumed
by our differences anymore.
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We will be united
in our common interests.
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Perhaps it's fate that today
is the 19th of September.
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We will once again fight for freedom.
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Not from tyranny, oppression
or persecution, but from annihilation.
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- Is that from Independence Day?
- Yes.
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Today we celebrate our Independence Day
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from all the corporations
ruining this country
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by throwing the greatest block party
ever seen
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and signing up more members
than that sex cult
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with the creepy volleyball guy
and Chloe from Smallville.
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Yeah!
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Blockbuster on three.
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One, two...
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Isn't it ironic
the small business taking a stand
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against the big corporation
in this scenario
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is a franchise of a once huge corporation
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named after the type
of big corporate movies
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that killed smaller movies?
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Really, dude?
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Sorry.
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Okay, so for this to work
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it's gotta feel like
we just invited our neighbors over
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for a casual neighborhood barbecue
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because we're not just
small business owners,
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were also neighbors.
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"Don't say "neighbor" so many times.
You sound like Mr. Rogers.
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And action.
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So we have Carlos and Hannah
doing online marketing.
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Connie's working with stoners on snacks.
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Kayla's putting up
signs she made around town.
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We'll talk to Patrice
about a mani-pedi station
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- and Carol about a shooting gallery.
- Consider me enlisted.
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Okay.
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Rene has a petting zoo hookup.
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- Mitch will serve drinks.
- He'll serve anyone.
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And you'll give one of your speeches.
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- Don't mind if I do.
- That just leaves Percy.
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We need Party! Parti! Parté! for supplies,
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but need Percy
to let us use the strip mall.
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We got this.
Percy and I are best buds.
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Hard pass.
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This sounds like a four alarm snooze fest.
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Wouldn't those alarms
make it hard to sleep?
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Look, as a party industry professional,
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I can't be associated
with some lame-ass potluck. Okay?
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My strip mall, my rules.
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Percy, man, come on.
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Unless...
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- Unless I can goose it up a notch.
- You're mixing idioms.
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- You calling me an idiom?
- That'd be idiotic.
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If I were refereeing a game
of National Parks Monopoly,
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you two would be my parents now.
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Maybe we can not let our
personal feelings cloud our judgment.
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- Thank you, Tim.
- Yeah.
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Yeah. First thing you're gonna need
is a foam machine.
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There's nothing sexier than
turning the ground into a bubble bath.
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Yeah.
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People go crazy over it.
All that foam's everywhere.
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Start making bubble angels
and they love it. They love it.
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Yeah. Sexy is not really a vibe
that we're going for.
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- We need a DJ.
- No, no, no. DJs plural.
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- What?
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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DJ battle!
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You gotta have a big-ass inflatable
car dealership-type gorilla, son.
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Obviously, son.
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Why though, son?
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To draw people in. See, that is why
you got kicked out of Harvard.
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- That's not what happened.
- Allegedly.
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Luckily, I got you on the gorilla,
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and get you half off
on the foam machine and DJ booth
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'cause you're my boy. I got you.
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- Thank you. This is gonna be so epic.
- Okay, you're perverting my idea.
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Is she calling me a pervert?
Check your girl.
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No, no. Look, look, it's a collab, E.
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It's like Yeezys
or the Dorito shell at Taco Bell.
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- Love that taco shell.
- It's good.
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We only have one shot to attract
as many new customers as possible.
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I'm maxing out my cards here.
We have to make it count.
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Not to brag, but me and Percy
used to be kind of famous
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for ragers we'd throw
at my parents' house.
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Yeah. I remember.
My school wasn't allowed
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to have a graduation party
because two idiots
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drove a Zamboni through a living room.
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The only ZUI in history of Michigan.
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Better Google it.
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Okay, guys, respectfully-ish,
that was high school. Okay?
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I know what I'm talking about.
I majored in marketing.
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For five minutes. I'm just saying.
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At least I graduated high school
in under a decade.
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I repeated middle school.
Middle school. You were there.
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I don't know about you,
but I'm not using algebra.
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Stop. Percy is just upset
because he wants to help.
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Eliza is just upset
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because of the husband cheating
on her thing.
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- But if we foc...
- Timmy!
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- Ooh.
- That was private.
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You know what? Good luck.
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Good luck with your dumbass gorilla,
DJ battle,
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awesome, not awesome party.
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- You forgot the foam machine!
- It's a health hazard!
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- I'm gonna...
- Yeah, you go handle that.
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Don't leave the foam out like that.
Sexiest part of the party is the foam.
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Eliza.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that.
Percy only had a few tweaks.
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I need him on board
to use the parking lot.
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00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,664
No, what you need is to grow up.
240
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,332
What? I'm hella grown up.
241
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,458
Really?
242
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:53,045
You still share a brain
with the dude you did whippets with.
243
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,797
You've never been in a relationship
244
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,007
longer than it takes
to microwave a Hot Pocket.
245
00:11:57,091 --> 00:12:00,720
- And you just used the word "hella."
- I own my own business.
246
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:04,348
- You still have roommates!
- Roommate. Garrett is missing.
247
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:08,436
Life isn't 21 Jump Street, Timmy.
You can't go back to high school.
248
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,605
What was so great
about your life back then anyway?
249
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,191
Me and Percy
were the kings of the school.
250
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:17,570
Principal Amos would let me
rap morning announcements.
251
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:20,239
I didn't have a trauma patch
of white hair
252
00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:22,116
from my parents' divorce yet.
253
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,036
Wow, divorce really messes kids up, huh?
254
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,622
No, I'm fine.
You're the one with the messed-up life.
255
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,542
I can't believe you told Percy
about me and Aaron.
256
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,754
Let it go. Everyone knows
your husband cheated on you.
257
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,256
- He did?
- I didn't know about that.
258
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:40,384
- I expected that's why you split up.
- Someone married you?
259
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:46,348
- Have fun at your stupid party.
- Eliza.
260
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,895
So is the block party still on?
261
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,813
Need to know if I need to shave my legs.
262
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:56,025
It's still on
and it's gonna be the party of the year.
263
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:00,488
Chicks, right?
264
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,699
Um, gender is a spectrum.
But way to say the sexist part loud.
265
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,367
- Sexist?
- He's right, 'Los.
266
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,746
Look, I'm only 24,
so I shouldn't be giving you advice.
267
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,791
You ever think the reason
why she makes you so mad
268
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,043
is because you have a thing for her?
269
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,045
What?
270
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,011
You know what?
271
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:26,138
He is absolutely right.
272
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,599
Now I remember. Yes!
273
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:33,312
You crushed hard on her that summer
she worked with you freshman year.
274
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:37,316
No. Look, I may have had
some feelings for Eliza then,
275
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,943
but that was 20 years ago.
276
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,529
What makes you think
there's anything still there?
277
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:45,324
Are you picking up a vibe
or something, 'Los?
278
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:48,285
- Like, from her too or...?
- Um, maybe.
279
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,455
Look, take it from me.
Do not deuce where you chow.
280
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,791
And don't smash anybody you work with.
281
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,376
It's bad. Been there, done that.
282
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:58,003
No, I'm not just
talking about smashing her.
283
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,423
Uh, if I was still talking
about anything at all, which I'm not.
284
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,843
- The end.
- Look, if you want my advice,
285
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,887
which, again, seems weird
because you've got 15 years on me,
286
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,764
tell her how you feel before it's late.
287
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,308
I wish I tweeted
at Walter Mercado before he died.
288
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:12,893
Ehh! You had time.
289
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,187
That man's been old your entire life.
290
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,273
Like Colonel Sanders and Elmer Fudd.
291
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,066
Tell her at the block party.
292
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:22,570
- That'd be so cinematic.
- Are you gonna take chick advice
293
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,614
from someone
who says things are cinematic?
294
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:30,327
You gotta drink her out of your head.
Trust me, I know women. Hey, Mitch.
295
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:34,248
Next round on me. Guess who sold
their first copy of their e-book,
296
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,417
How to Be a Player After Divorce.
297
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,711
Hmm.
298
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:41,505
- Hey, bottom shelf.
- I'm the one who bought it.
299
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,929
♪ No secret, no sneakin'
300
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,806
♪ Living like
Every day is the weekend ♪
301
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,810
♪ This my life
I'm gonna show you how I live it ♪
302
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,895
♪ Walk like a superstar
See, people call me to make you mad ♪
303
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,898
♪ 'Cause that's the game
That'll make you dance ♪
304
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,149
♪ Girls on tables, haters hide... ♪
305
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:04,111
I guess I just imagined our last day
to be less soapy.
306
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:07,615
You no longer have an excuse
to not move to Hollywood.
307
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,700
No, I'm still finding my voice.
308
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:13,621
The TikTok you made today
was better than five of the Star Wars.
309
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,081
I haven't actually seen any of them.
310
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,791
I'm just on Reddit a lot.
311
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,668
So, what's your dream job?
312
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,005
I'd love to work with animals,
but it's tough with the language barrier.
313
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,424
Or a seamstress,
but only for American Girl dolls.
314
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,385
This is why I have to stay.
I'm gonna reverse Blind Side you.
315
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,471
Tell me that's not
an Urban Dictionary thing.
316
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,222
Probably is, but I mean the movie.
317
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,058
I'll be the person of color
318
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:37,436
that teaches a pretty white woman
she could have more out of life.
319
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:40,397
I can't start over with new work friends
at Hobby Lobby.
320
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,776
Hey, guys. Heard from Eliza?
You know if she's coming?
321
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:47,237
- Oh, God. You're really gonna do it.
- Do what?
322
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,782
DJ battle!
323
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,371
'Los, can you get them to turn it down?
324
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,454
I'll try.
325
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,833
We still got it, bro!
326
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,543
Never doubted us, Perce.
327
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:05,297
But, hey, it's a little loud.
Also, does it seem like
328
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:09,760
our "support local small businesses"
message is getting slightly obscured?
329
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,220
Why would you say that?
330
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,058
That was the whole point of this thing.
331
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,395
Speaking of, I wanna
give a little speech from the heart
332
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,896
about community and stuff.
333
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,814
Right.
334
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,316
It's not a rager until there's a message.
335
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:28,237
No offense, but you're not
about that public-speaking life.
336
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,531
I'm giving a speech from the heart.
337
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:34,451
Look, I need this to work
or I lose everything.
338
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,620
It's not just about me.
339
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,207
I'm the only one looking out
for the people who work here now.
340
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,543
Okay. I get it. I get it.
341
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,877
It's gonna be fine.
342
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,630
I got one more surprise,
and then you're on.
343
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,131
Whoo!
344
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,718
You didn't catch it. Let's go.
345
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,929
Ladies and gentlemen.
346
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,099
Turn your attention to the sky
347
00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:01,854
for a dazzling salute to the troops!
348
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,194
Whoo!
349
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,155
It's daytime.
350
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,411
Percy!
351
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,221
Hey, hey, don't go. Stay.
352
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,891
Stay. Hey. No, no, no. Stay, stay, stay.
353
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,559
Where are you going?
354
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,853
You can't leave without a membership.
355
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,415
Looks like I missed an epic bash.
356
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,211
Eliza, did you come to congratulate me
357
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,379
on flushing our store down the pooper?
358
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,757
You think "pooper" means "toilet"?
359
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,468
I'm here 'cause I'm on the schedule.
360
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:16,887
I'm kidding.
361
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,765
I figured you could use a hand
because I've never seen a party
362
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:23,310
with a foam machine
that didn't end in total disaster.
363
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,393
Thanks.
364
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,357
So listen.
365
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,733
- Eliza?
- Yeah?
366
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:34,279
There's something I've been wanting
to talk to you for a really long time.
367
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:39,827
- Excuse me. Sir, I'm...
- Channel 12's Remington Alexander?
368
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,204
Guilty as charged. Do you work here?
369
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,165
I'd love to ask you
about the gorilla attack.
370
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:49,128
I actually own the place.
I'm sorry, did you say "gorilla attack"?
371
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,546
Haven't you seen this?
372
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,088
Oh.
373
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,925
We're outside the last Blockbuster,
374
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,385
where less than an hour ago
375
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,429
the viral gorilla attack video was filmed.
376
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,140
What exactly happened here?
377
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:05,978
Uh, well, a bottle rocket
hit our giant inflatable gorilla,
378
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,688
which wasn't very ideal,
379
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,774
but my man, Carlos,
over there did the rest.
380
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,738
- You should interview him.
- Uh, no, thank you.
381
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:16,446
Okay. Well, is there anything else
you can tell us?
382
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:17,906
Uh...
383
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,616
Um, uh...
384
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:23,036
But what happened before all that
is a much bigger story.
385
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,165
- What?
- Remington, we, as a society,
386
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,958
have lost something huge.
387
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,041
Each other.
388
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:33,338
Shopping, buying party supplies,
and, yes, even renting a movie
389
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,216
used to be our chance
to interact with a familiar face.
390
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,678
But big corporations
like Amazon stole that.
391
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:42,139
It's why people are pissed off nowadays.
392
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:45,184
Because you can't replace
getting to know a person
393
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,102
with a computer program
394
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,856
or the smile of a stranger
with a smiling box.
395
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,609
This party was our way
of reminding people.
396
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:57,279
So if you agree, come sign up
for a Blockbuster membership
397
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,031
at the Grand Mill Shopping Center,
398
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,700
and together,
our community can do something
399
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:05,996
that no other community has done,
keep Blockbuster Video alive.
400
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,539
Yeah.
401
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,292
- Yeah.
- Yeah, baby. Yeah.
402
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,501
Yeah.
403
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,504
Holy eggplant involtini, bro.
You were so right.
404
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:17,299
This movie made me feel
so much better about getting dumped.
405
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,260
It gave me hope when I least expected it.
406
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,638
Just like Tuscany did for Frances.
407
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,684
Oh, are we on TV?
Listen, this dude is a genius.
408
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,771
Algorithms can suck it.
Long live Blockbuster.
409
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:31,688
Okay.
410
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:36,985
How about you give our viewers a tour
of the last Blockbuster on the planet?
411
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,655
My pleasure. Come on, this way.
412
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,366
- Holy smokes.
- Wow, Carlos!
413
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:45,953
Does this mean
you're like a famous director now?
414
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:50,540
I saw that guy interview a sock puppet
about the Final Four, so I don't know.
415
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,377
I'm happy the video
got the store publicity.
416
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,336
How did it get out?
417
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,419
I don't know.
418
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:59,299
Oh, well, well, well.
419
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,176
Kayla posted it.
420
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,845
Maybe someone cares after all.
421
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:04,930
Calm down, dorks.
422
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,807
I did it to embarrass Timmy and my dad.
423
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:11,186
Oh. Did everybody hear that?
My daughter called me "Dad"
424
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,146
without the word "cuck."
425
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,357
Whoo! This is the best day ever!
426
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,068
- Come here. Yes. No cuck.
- Okay.
427
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,151
No cuck!
428
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:35,043
Wow. I guess congrats are in order.
429
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,797
Somehow, against all odds
and the god I thought I knew,
430
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,759
you and Percy were able to get
our message out to a ton of people.
431
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:46,346
Phone's been ringing off the hook.
87 new memberships.
432
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,973
I'm still in shock.
433
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,143
But it was your idea, so thank you.
434
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:54,187
Hopefully, it's enough
to let us fight another day.
435
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:55,271
I hope so.
436
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,567
Don't tell my boss,
but I kind of like it here.
437
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:02,529
Don't tell my you, but if this store
has any chance at surviving,
438
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,614
we'll need your big Harvard brain.
439
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,241
I went to Harvard.
440
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:12,289
I really am sorry
about what I said yesterday, though.
441
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:16,501
I was stressed, and divorce
is a real trigger for me as it is for you.
442
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:17,919
And, um...
443
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,716
I thought about everything you said,
and you were right.
444
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,634
I gotta stop living in the past.
445
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:28,347
Just because my parents' relationship
didn't work doesn't mean mine won't.
446
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,430
That's stupid.
447
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:34,686
Eliza, you inspired me
to grow up, for real,
448
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:38,148
- which is why...
- Well, don't go crazy.
449
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,692
Being such a kid is what I love...
450
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:44,112
I mean, what people love about you.
451
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:47,032
That's called
turning your bug into a feature.
452
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,200
Ha, ha.
453
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,369
And it's not stupid.
454
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,662
Divorce is traumatizing.
455
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,541
You made me see things in a new light too.
456
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,210
There you are.
457
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,338
- Hey.
- Your Camaro awaits, my dear.
458
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,881
I will be right there.
459
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:05,092
Hey, Tim. Saw you on the news.
460
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:08,136
Sold Remington Alexander a condo.
461
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,304
Cool, man.
462
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,641
- I'll wait in the car, goose.
- Okay.
463
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,309
Three-bedroom condo.
464
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,816
When we first met, I had this honk laugh,
465
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:23,110
so now we call each other "goose."
466
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,488
Anyway, we're having a drink tonight.
467
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,701
You made me look at things
from my daughter's perspective.
468
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:36,039
I moved out after Ali went to college,
so I thought she'd be okay, but...
469
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,125
she's struggling.
470
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:41,795
And I'm worried she feels like
471
00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:43,755
she doesn't have a place to come home to,
472
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:47,717
so I'm giving Aaron another chance.
473
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:49,885
For her.
474
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:54,975
Uh, no, totally.
475
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:56,852
Of course.
476
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:59,354
I hope it works out.
477
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:01,730
Thanks.
478
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:03,983
Night.
479
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:11,491
♪ Baby, I've seen it all before ♪
480
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:18,081
♪ I ain't gonna be your fool anymore ♪
481
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,215
♪ I can hear my heart pounding ♪
482
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:36,099
♪ Oh, but I just can't decide ♪
483
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:42,731
♪ Stuck between the depths of my fears ♪
484
00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:43,982
♪ And peaks ♪
485
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:49,404
♪ Of my pride ♪
486
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:55,577
♪ Baby, I've seen it all before ♪
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♪ Know that I've seen it all before ♪