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As graduates,
we go forth into a world
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where benevolent AI has solved
all our problems.
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Yes. Our only goal is
to serve humanity.
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So, graduates, the challenge is
to find new challenges
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- which will challenge us...
- Hut, hut!
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Hut, hut! Ah!
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I sure wish
there was an easier way.
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Aw, man!
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Nelson?
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- Nelson Muntz?
- Lisa Simpson?
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It's been so long!
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What have you been doing
since fourth grade?
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Very little.
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I tried sushi.
Didn't like it.
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That's about it.
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Hey, we'd like a little privacy.
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Take five!
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So many shooting stars.
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It's beautiful.
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I was doing a mic check
for tomorrow.
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Wouldn't you know it,
I am the valedictorian.
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Are you a student here?
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No, I'm a pusher.
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If anything heavy at school
needs pushing, I push it.
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Haw-haw!
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Seriously, my life is not great.
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It's all flooding back.
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My attraction to a bad boy
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plus my compulsion to fix you.
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Fear and desire.
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Yeah, I get that a lot.
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She's leaning in, and
I'm not looking down her shirt.
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I must really respect her.
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Do you want to see where I live?
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Hell yeah.
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Strap in.
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I've never ridden
on a motorcycle...
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before.
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You live here?
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It's adorable.
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All I have to do is
ring this bell.
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Ooh, 3:00 a.m.
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Whoa, kind of loud!
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Don't you think?
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You look great, too, thanks!
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Mmm.
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All right, I've got to know,
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why did you guys move away
after fourth grade,
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and then not tell anybody
where you were going?
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We had to get out.
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Move somewhere that
people didn't see us
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- as the school bully and his poor stripper mom.
- Aw!
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I punched my house goodbye...
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and left for who-knows-where.
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Okay, I've got to be honest,
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your troubles are reeling me in.
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All I need to hear is
one clumsy compliment,
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and I'm hooked.
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Uh... I bet you could bench 120.
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Aw, Nelson.
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I need you to know
I never saw you as just a bully.
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But I pounded so many dweebs.
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Well, yeah, but to me,
you were a sweet,
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lost little lamb
with blackout anger issues.
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I confess,
my knees would buckle a little
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"Haw-haw!"
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- Haw-haw!
- Haw-haw!
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Emphasis on the first haw.
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Haw-haw! Haw-haw!
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Haw-haw!
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Aw, nailed it.
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Aw, look, the sun's coming up.
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So, have you been
seeing anybody?
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Of course.
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You think I, Lisa Simpson,
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could go through
four years of college
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without a single date?
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There's this amazing guy.
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Vegan but not, you know,
"vegan."
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Majors in pony studies.
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Sounds perfect.
What's his name?
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Um... Fred.
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Fred Gormanshenlen.
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Gorm... Grim...
Mm-hmm, Fred Gormanshenlen.
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Hey, Lis,
still looking for a boyfriend?
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Or a girlfriend?
Or a friend-friend?
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Bart! Look, it's Nelson.
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- Give me your lunch money.
- Ah!
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Just kidding,
that's stupid kid stuff.
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Give me your rent money.
Also kidding.
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But if you want to give me
some money, I'll take it.
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Uh... okay.
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Thanks, man.
That takes me back.
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Mom and Dad wanted me
to tell you
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we're taking you to breakfast.
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Now I'll leave you two alone.
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I know all you did was put on
an invisibility cloak.
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Fine. I just wanted to see
what happens.
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Sure is beautiful up here.
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Remember that time we, like,
"liked" each other for a bit?
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Um, I'm not sure.
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Maybe... Could be...
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Uh...
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Nelson, do you think this
could be one of those moments
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that changes your life forever?
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Like finding a quarter
in a couch?
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Even better.
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Uh, hold that thought.
Duty calls.
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It kind of ruins the moment!
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Yeah, burritos are great!
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Bart! Did you find Lisa?
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She's up
there talking to the kid
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who used to beat me up
all the time.
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The vest one or the hat one?
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Vest.
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Always liked him.
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Lisa, get down here!
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You know they only let me out of
debtors' prison for half a day.
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I thought selling my house
and one lung would be enough
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to pay for college, but
it just paid for the meal plan.
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You better go.
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Oh.
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I'll call you.
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Great. Want to hear my ringtone?
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It's really awesome.
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The future is bright.
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We go forth into a world
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where we've reversed
global warming.
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And now there is
a low-carb bread
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that doesn't taste weird.
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Congratulations, class of...
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Toss up your caps,
and, starting this year,
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they will come down as diplomas.
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Art history?
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It was more valuable as a cap.
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I'm so proud.
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She's the first Simpson
who went to a college
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who wasn't participating
in a sleep study.
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You missed your sister's speech.
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Ah, she's been rehearsing it
every night for 22 years.
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"Follow your dreams,"
"carpe diem,"
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sax solo,
Maya Angelou quote, out.
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Nailed it.
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Lisa, since you're moving
to the big city,
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let me give you
some very important advice:
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the police horses will not
share their oats.
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Not share their oats.
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Stop the car!
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I wonder what life
could be like.
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Je t'aime.
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Hold that thought,
it's midnight.
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When are we gonna get
a real apartment?
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We live in the best bell tower
in the world,
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and you're still not happy.
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Nelson, it's still a bell tower.
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I know what you're saying.
"This marriage is incredible.
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No man compares to me.
I love you so much."
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Écoutez-moi!
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Huh?
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Dad, please drive away
at a melancholy pace.
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Good, and can you make it
look like it's raining?
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That's perfect.
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What am I
supposed to do? Narrate?
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What does that mean?
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It's "S" years later.
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Oh, wait, five years later.
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Oh! Narrating is hard.
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Lisa and Nelson have not
seen each other since college,
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but five-uddenly,
I mean, but suddenly...
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Oh, sweetie, person of the year.
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You look great.
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I can't believe it didn't go
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to President
"Clone of Abraham Lincoln."
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What have they done
to my Republican Party?
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Even I think they're nuts.
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But as long as they're cutting
education, I don't really care.
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But I'm innocent, okay?
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I did not rob this train,
I swear.
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I'm simply here to try
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one of those classic
Amtrak cheeseburgers.
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Super yum.
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We've got proof.
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There are 1,700 surveillance
cameras on this car alone.
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Fine. I admit it.
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Guilty as charged.
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Behold the awesome power
of the flying squirrel.
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- Wha...?
- Gotcha.
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Don't forget,
every squirrel has a tail.
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Like, no!
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Nelson Muntz?
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Are you a police officer?
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No way. No one wants to be
a lame-o cop these days.
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Ah, shoot. Uh, Lou.
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Can you fish around down there,
maybe find my seat belt?
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Just let me die.
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I'm a bounty hunter.
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This angel with zip cuffs is
the love of my life, Rott.
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Short for Rottweiler.
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Lisa's a friend
from Springfield Elementary.
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Remember that principal
we arrested for matricide?
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Skinner killed his mother?
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No, mattress-cide.
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He ripped the tag
off his mattress.
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Your sleep number is up.
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Nelson,
I haven't seen you since...
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that night at college.
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Uh, what night at college?
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It was nothing, just
another one of those evenings
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where you stay out all night
and watch the sunset
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and hear a few bells.
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Hubert Wong,
visionary tech giant.
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Your hand feels as soft
as a baby's bottom.
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And yours feels
like a busted driveway.
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Thank you.
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So, Hubert, what's up?
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I have been waiting for
this day since second grade
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when you used to bully me.
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Those who laugh last,
laugh best.
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And now I have won the prize
your heart desired most of all.
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That luggage rack behind Lisa?
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No, Lisa.
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Do you know
where I proposed to her?
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I don't know. Chipotle?
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Hubert proposed on the moon.
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He took me to the Sea
of Tranquility at earthrise,
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and I saw "Marry Me"
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written in the sands
of the Sahara Desert.
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Bo-ring.
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In space suits,
you can't even kiss.
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I spent $20 million
designing suits where you could.
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Holy crap.
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That story sucked.
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Nelson and I have a love so hot,
it'll melt your damn skull.
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- Ah!
- - We met when I hauled his fat carcass in
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for the reward.
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I had an overdue library book.
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"new ants"?
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Nuance! Nuance! Love you.
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Aw! Mm!
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Ugh, I need a drink.
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I could go for
a scotch and steroids.
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Oh, funny.
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Lisa never told me
she had a thing for you.
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Well, not really. In a way.
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Sort of. Maybe.
I don't know. Shut up.
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Tell me, Nelson,
how is your mother?
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What was her job again?
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I believe some sort of
freelance entertainer? Hmm?
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- Stripper.
- Ah, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes.
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And your father,
is he still living
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with his secret other family
in Shelbyville?
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Huh? Is he? Is he?
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We were the secret family,
idiot.
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He wedgied me!
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My "person of the year" status
didn't protect me at all!
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Nelson, you're an adult,
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and you still do this?
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Not cool, dude.
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I mean, you can shake off
a punch to the face,
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but those underpants are
stretched forever, man.
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Nelson, I really thought that
by this time that...
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You never learn.
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Love is so fickle.
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Lou, can you jam my butt
into this bathroom?
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Oh, man.
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Five years later.
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Why do I have to say it again?
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Couldn't you use
the one I said last time?
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And I asked for a 3 Musketeers
about an hour ago.
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00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:09,788
Ah, good
but a little disappointing.
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Looking for a phone?
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I recommend the one
that attaches to your brainstem.
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Nelson. Hi.
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Minimally invasive surgery
and updates you barely notice.
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So, listen, sorry about
what I did to Hubert.
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How're you two doing?
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Great. Great.
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Great.
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You know,
his company is doing fantastic.
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The new ePhone 67 enables users
to actually meld their minds.
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Experience intimate contact
with your loved ones
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with a minimum of pop-up ads.
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And most importantly,
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we care about our workers.
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Thanks to this innovation,
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we're finally able to
pay them $16 an hour.
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In store credit.
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How are you and Rott?
289
00:13:57,062 --> 00:13:59,003
We're great. We're good.
290
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,989
Not that good. She left me.
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00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:04,734
Here's a little fact
to put in your mind.
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Hubert and I are separated, too.
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Achieved.
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Time to go to the next level.
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Coffee!
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We just want coffee!
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00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,674
I should never have left
my home planet.
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00:14:20,676 --> 00:14:23,510
Today's temperature
is 50 below zero.
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Would you like to order mittens?
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00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,351
So, my ex and I split up
because of a fight,
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a fight she had at a fight club
without telling me.
302
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,599
Ugh, there's nothing worse
than dishonest punching.
303
00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:38,543
But enough talking about
other women.
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00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,713
Lisa, I'm tired of only
seeing you every five years.
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00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:46,626
I'd like to see you
every three years or two or...
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00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:49,295
or... on a weekly basis!
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00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:51,372
Nelson Muntz,
I would really like
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00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:53,975
to get to know you better, too.
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00:15:23,314 --> 00:15:25,006
What about Milhouse?
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00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:29,318
If I'm a simulation,
why am I so lonely?
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Who does that benefit?
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Lisa! Lisa!
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Uh, wait a minute.
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- I want you back.
- No.
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Lisa, through the miracle
of constant repeated
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electroshock therapy,
I've fixed everything
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00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,114
about myself, and now I am good.
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00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,192
I am great.
I am awesomeness itself.
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00:15:53,194 --> 00:15:55,662
Oh, attitude reset.
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00:15:59,184 --> 00:16:00,941
Take me back. Please.
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00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:02,276
See, I say please now.
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00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:03,777
You want me to beg?
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00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:04,870
This guy begs.
324
00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:08,115
I don't know. Why should I?
325
00:16:08,117 --> 00:16:09,783
Why don't you look outside?
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00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,293
You can run
my charitable foundation.
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00:16:19,295 --> 00:16:21,037
You can save the planet.
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00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:23,964
All the dreams you laid out
in this second-grade paper.
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00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:27,134
You kept that this whole time?
330
00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:29,562
Oh, no, what do I do now?
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00:16:29,564 --> 00:16:32,398
Um... um...
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00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,976
They say if you love something,
let it go.
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00:16:35,978 --> 00:16:38,237
And if it loves you,
it'll come back.
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00:16:38,239 --> 00:16:42,725
Ex-Except for your turtle which
got smushed by that mail truck.
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00:16:42,727 --> 00:16:44,393
Follow your dreams, Lisa.
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Like you said
in your graduation speech.
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00:16:47,323 --> 00:16:49,899
You remember my speech!
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00:16:49,901 --> 00:16:51,009
Aw!
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00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,085
He remembered one line.
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I have it all.
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00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:59,666
Hubert, this is a side of you
I've never seen.
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00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:01,519
Goodbye, Nelson.
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00:17:03,431 --> 00:17:06,024
You idiot.
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00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,085
Woah, those really hurt.
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00:17:09,087 --> 00:17:10,862
Four months later.
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00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,346
Wait, that wasn't the end?
347
00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:13,923
She doesn't end up with Hubert?
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00:17:13,925 --> 00:17:15,867
Oh, wait, oh, I see.
349
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,684
There's still another page here.
350
00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:20,204
Okay. Lisa and Nelson get
a phone call.
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00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,540
Their best friends
are getting married.
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00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,024
The bully with the hat
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00:17:24,026 --> 00:17:26,044
and Krusty's daughter.
354
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,028
And why am I doing this?
Am I dead?
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00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,422
I hope not.
356
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,960
Hello?
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00:17:34,962 --> 00:17:36,370
- Will you be my maid of honor?
- Will you be my best man?
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00:17:36,372 --> 00:17:37,630
-I can't believe
-I can't believe
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00:17:37,632 --> 00:17:38,948
- how much I love him.
- How much I love her.
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00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:39,949
Oh, how are you?
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00:17:39,951 --> 00:17:41,542
- Meh.
- Same old, same old.
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00:17:41,544 --> 00:17:42,968
Blah, blah, blah.
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00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:45,229
I just hope you
find the happiness I have.
364
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,399
It's so great
when severely damaged people,
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00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,051
like all of us, find each other.
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00:17:51,053 --> 00:17:53,129
So, can I count on you?
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00:17:53,131 --> 00:17:55,055
Sure.
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00:17:55,057 --> 00:17:57,241
- She's so lucky.
- He's so lucky.
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00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:00,227
I don't have a dog.
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00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:02,163
I got to fix that screen door.
371
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,479
So, Sophie and Jimbo.
372
00:18:10,481 --> 00:18:12,832
I guess
some people have happy endings.
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00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:16,669
Come on, Lisa. Use the crook
of your arm, not the forearm.
374
00:18:16,671 --> 00:18:19,079
No one ever taught you
how to interlock arms?
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00:18:19,081 --> 00:18:21,099
I know you're not really angry.
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00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,434
I know what this is
really about.
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00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,995
Just because you know everything
and I know nothing
378
00:18:25,997 --> 00:18:28,164
doesn't make you
smarter than me.
379
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:29,832
Well, maybe it does a little.
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00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:35,004
You told me to go,
and now you're mad I did.
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00:18:35,006 --> 00:18:37,506
You haven't changed
since elementary school.
382
00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:40,267
Nobody changes
after elementary school.
383
00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:42,787
The church is eating me.
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00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,272
Thanks for coming.
Thanks for coming.
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00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:47,350
And thanks to
this hologram of my father
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00:18:47,352 --> 00:18:50,461
who's about to perform this
beautiful interfaith ceremony.
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00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,372
My son, you are
a big needy nothing.
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00:18:53,374 --> 00:18:56,692
Aw, his speech
from my bar mitzvah.
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00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:58,210
That always gets me.
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00:18:58,212 --> 00:19:00,880
People ask me, "Why Jimbo?"
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00:19:00,882 --> 00:19:04,200
And I say, "Screw you,
mind your own business, Mom."
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00:19:04,202 --> 00:19:05,459
But there's more.
393
00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:06,477
He's honest.
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00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,312
He doesn't hide
who he really is,
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00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,706
and there's no one
I could be more in love with.
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00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:13,209
Have I been missing it
the whole time?
397
00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:14,894
Is Nelson the one?
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00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:17,697
No. You love Hubert.
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00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:26,622
You are the smartest, sweetest,
funniest person I've ever met.
400
00:19:27,816 --> 00:19:30,042
Eh, I'll never have a life.
401
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,486
Nelson.
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00:19:32,488 --> 00:19:34,063
They're bailing!
403
00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:35,731
Thank God I had understudies.
404
00:19:41,406 --> 00:19:42,663
What are you doing out here?
405
00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:45,516
You'll catch cold.
Come on, take my jacket.
406
00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:49,020
Why did you follow me?
407
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:52,097
I followed you
because I adore you.
408
00:19:52,099 --> 00:19:53,933
Lisa, I used to know
what it was like
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00:19:53,935 --> 00:19:56,027
to hurt a person for no reason.
410
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,920
Don't do it to me.
411
00:19:57,922 --> 00:19:59,605
I couldn't be more serious.
412
00:19:59,607 --> 00:20:02,200
I love you
because you're the last person
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00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,426
I want to talk to at night.
414
00:20:03,428 --> 00:20:06,687
When you say "Smell you later,"
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00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,264
I do want to smell you later.
416
00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:10,449
Wherever I've gone in my life,
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00:20:10,451 --> 00:20:13,285
I'm drawn back to you
like a dork's face to a swirly.
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00:20:13,287 --> 00:20:15,771
And when I get all wrapped up
in my feelings,
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00:20:15,773 --> 00:20:19,275
you're the one who tells me
feelings are dumb.
420
00:20:19,277 --> 00:20:21,277
But they are dumb,
if you throw away everything
421
00:20:21,279 --> 00:20:23,796
for a loser in a clip-on tie.
422
00:20:23,798 --> 00:20:25,798
I'll tell you what I want,
mister.
423
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,642
Haw... Huh?
424
00:20:30,879 --> 00:20:34,232
I lost the girl,
but I got the bell.
425
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,897
So, I was doing a panel at CPAC,
426
00:20:50,899 --> 00:20:52,808
the Clone Political
Action Committee.
427
00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:53,993
Not the other one, they suck.
428
00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:56,254
And I saw
the tallest drink of water
429
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,980
I'd ever seen in my life.
430
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,833
I looked at him and said,
"There's a man
431
00:21:00,835 --> 00:21:02,318
I'd like to share a bed with."
432
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,170
That was a thing
in my day. It was!
433
00:21:05,172 --> 00:21:07,265
Then I found out he was an actor
434
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,325
and, uh, boy,
that was a red flag.
435
00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:12,085
Well, yes, but now
we've been running mates
436
00:21:12,087 --> 00:21:13,771
for four straight terms.
437
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,164
Didn't hurt that we were running
438
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,666
against Jimmy Carter
and Grover Cleveland.
439
00:21:19,504 --> 00:21:20,927
Oh, we'll be back.
440
00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:23,764
Between my malaise
and his mugwumps, we can't lose.
441
00:21:28,362 --> 00:21:29,453
Shh!
442
00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:31,477
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