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- Pujara leans forward
and punches it through
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the covers, and he's
beaten a chasing Hazelwood.
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That's a glorious stroke,
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and it's going all
the way to the rope.
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- I don't like it
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- All due respect, Agnes,
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you're not exactly
flush with options.
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- I don't like you either.
- You got good company there.
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You are looking at a
remote seaside church
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in 2022.
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I mean, they could stack
the pews with gold bullion,
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and no one would come looking.
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And this isn't even the
church. It's the church office.
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It's kinda like a island
off the coast of an island.
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- I still don't like you.
- Hey.
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Hey, did you take your hat
off when you were in there?
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- Yeah.
- Why?
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- The church.
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- I know what the
building is, man.
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I'm just asking why
you took your hat off.
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- You can't have your
hat on in church, mate.
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Very disrespectful.
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- Mate, if this gets busted, I
am moving into a two bed cell
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at Indigo Valley
Maximum Security
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with my sister. Yeah?
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And we have some
historical issues that,
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well, that might prove
slightly uncomfortable.
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- I'm very sorry to hear that,
but, look, if this gets busted,
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I get busted, and there
is a much worse fate
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waiting for me than
a family prison cell.
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- So let me get this straight.
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You don't wanna
disrespect the God
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that you don't believe
in, is that right?
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- I didn't say I don't believe.
- So you do believe in him?
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- Mate, I'm not gonna get into
the complexions of my beliefs.
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All right? All I'm saying
is that when I get up there,
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I'll be happy I did.
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- What, took off your hat?
- Yeah.
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- After filling his
sacred house of worship
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with illegal tobacco.
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- Exactly - Five grand a week.
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- That'll be three
grand a week, altar boy.
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And you'll get it at
the end of the month.
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- Storage, safeguarding,
and dispatch for a month
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of high personal risk
with nothing upfront, huh?
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- Fine, five a week.
- Upfront.
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Nothing like a Christian
contraband deal
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before breakfast, eh, Agnes?
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- You have a sizable pair
of balls for a priest
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I'll give you that.
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You're not gonna
tell me, are you?
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- Tell you what?
- Who you really are.
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- Me? I'm the reverend
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- Catch me a fish.
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- Cummins strides in to
bowl, over the wicket,
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and Pujara pounces on
it, pushing it out past
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extra cover, and it will
be picked up in the deep.
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Nathan Lyon doing the honors.
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Just a single to take
Pujara into the 60s.
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Pat Cummins scratching his head.
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Attack or defend,
what can you do?
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Is the pitch going to crack?
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Where's the downpour
coming from?
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Who's he going to
throw the ball to?
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Who can stop the bleeding?
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So Hazelwood approaches again,
and he's slapped over cover,
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one bounce to the rope,
and this is fast becoming
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a humiliation for
the visitors...
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- Here we go folks, VIP guests.
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Fair pay! Fair pay
for a fair day!
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Fair pay for a fair
day! Can I hear it?
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Fair pay for a fair day!
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Fair pay for a fair day!
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- You've come to join us, Sarge.
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I've gotta a spare
chair for you.
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- I'm okay. Thanks, Keith.
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- Moving on to arrests?
Bold move, Officer.
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- Amy, it's your dad.
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- And sends it down the leg side
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and Pant has a little
push behind square,
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and finds a glance that
will carry all the way down
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to the boundary. No man
out there, easy runs.
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- Thanks, Aidan.
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- Yeah. Of course.
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- Okay, well, he
wanted to be cremated.
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- We can talk about
all of this later, Amy.
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- We're in the middle
of a heat wave, Piper.
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Leave him there any
longer, he'll turn
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to a sausage sizzle.
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Put him in the cool
room at the bar for now.
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- I'll talk to the new rev,
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get things moving
for the funeral.
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- Good morning, Daisy.
- How'd you sleep?
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- What the hell is that
and why is it here?
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- How'd you sleep?
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- Yeah, fine, good.
Thanks for asking twice.
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- I had the weirdest dream.
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- Super excited to
hear about that,
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but, look, if that is
your donkey out there,
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then I feel like there's
a conversation coming
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where we're gonna have to
lay down some roommate rules.
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- You were working with
Agnes, and it felt so real.
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I want in.
- Excuse me?
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- Whatever you're
doing, I want in.
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- How old are you?
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- Old enough to know that
I wanna get out of here.
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And 300 bucks is not enough.
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- So you're blackmailing me?
- No, I'm just trying to help
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- Out of the goodness
of your own heart or...
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- 500 bucks a week.
- Yeah.
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So you know, that is blackmail,
and you can forget about it.
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- There is no way you can
pull off being a reverend,
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and if you can't do that,
there is no Agnes deal.
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You need me.
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- I think that I can manage
to read from an old book
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for an hour a
week. Thanks, kid.
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Oh, hi. Please do come in.
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- Daisy, could we have a minute?
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- Look, if this is about the
livestock out there, I...
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- Victor Petris passed
away this morning, Rev.
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- Right.
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- So the Palm Sunday service
today will be little somber.
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And then we need to get started.
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- Get started?
- Funeral preparation.
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- It could be huge.
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- It could be meaningful, Peter.
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- Of course.
- No, no.
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I mean, I... It's not
like I knew the guy.
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I can't bury him.
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- It's your church, and
you will be presiding.
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- Rev, the whole
town is in mourning.
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- Consider the opportunity here.
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Consider the people
coming through our doors.
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- Consider the grieving
friends and family, Peter.
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- Problem, Rev?
- Um, no.
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I... can... can you
just give me one second?
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- All right, here's the deal,
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you don't say anything to anyone
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and you help me get
through whatever busts in
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are apparently
unlockable front door.
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- Oh, I thought it
was just reading
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from an old book once a week
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- And I thought I saved your ass
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from the bogans yesterday.
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Hello?
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- How much?
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- Your first job is to get me
out of doing a funeral, hm?
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- How much?
- 50 bucks a week.
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- 500.
- Ah, no, 300,
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and I won't charge you rent.
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- How long?
- As long as it takes for me
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to get paid and get the
hell out of this place.
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- I mean, but you're
doing that funeral.
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- There is no more
bullshit hour anywhere,
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anytime than a
funeral. They are lies.
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Murders and tax avoiders
are suddenly the Dali Lama?
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It's propaganda.
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Look, was the dead
guy even a Christian?
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Did he want a church funeral?
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And who thought to put
the clergy in all black?
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I mean, they must have sent
them all over the world.
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Some of those places
had to have been hot.
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I mean, you'd think somebody
would've learned their lesson.
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- First things first,
Palm Sunday service.
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Consider it the warmup
you so very badly need.
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- Look, what's with Palm Sunday?
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I mean every Sunday has to be
Palm Sunday around here, right?
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I mean they're everywhere.
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And... and the donkey, I
mean, come on, what is that?
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Some sort of alternative mode
of transportation for you guys?
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- Palm Sunday is where Jesus
rides into town on a donkey.
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- Right.
- So I hope you are better
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at donkey riding than
you are with the Bible.
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- Wait, what?
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Wait a second, this
is the hardware?
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- Oi.
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- That actually makes
a lot of sense now.
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Hey, so, like, Renee does
actual hardware stuff too.
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Like, she could change
the locks on the manse?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, thank God.
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Wow, that looks delicious.
Are you kidding me?
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This has been here
the whole time?
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- Hey, Renee.
- Oh, morning, Daisy.
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This the new rev?
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- Guilty.
- Ah, good to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Go on, grab a seat.
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- Great.
- Thank you.
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Prayers.
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Prayers will keep
you out of trouble.
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So if anything happens,
just start a prayer, yeah?
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- Someone else will
do the eulogy, right?
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- Stop, the funeral's
tomorrow's problem.
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And if you don't get
through Palm Sunday,
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you won't be here long
enough for the funeral.
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- Okay, so go.
- Our main issue is Peter.
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- Yeah. What is
up with that guy?
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- Peter lives in fear of
the church being closed,
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and he really knows his Bible,
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so he'll know that
you're a total fraud.
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Just stick to the scripts.
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I know it'll be boring as,
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but he can't argue
with the book.
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- Yeah, fine, yeah,
got it. Boring's fine.
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- Just... just let
me handle Peter.
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Okay? I reckon I
can get rid of him.
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- Yeah, fine, whatever.
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Wait, you were kidding
about the donkey, right?
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Mate.
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Words.
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Irreplaceable.
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Hey Les, is... is this
gonna affect opening hours?
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Everybody's in terrible shock,
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but people wanna know.
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- Better ask Amy.
It's her bar now.
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- What are you talking about?
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- Your dad left
the place to you.
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It was always the
plan. I got the boat.
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- He was your boyfriend.
- He was your dad.
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- Funeral is tomorrow.
- Amy.
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Amy, this place is his legacy.
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It's... You're not
gonna sell it, are you?
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- God, Lester, shall we get
him in the ground first?
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- Your dad was connected
to everyone, you know?
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It's... this place
can keep that alive.
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- Cheers, Vic.
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Oh.
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happy Palm Sunday.
Happy Palm Sunday.
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- Good on you, Peter.
- Morning, Francis.
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Good morning, Francis.
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Anywhere you want, gents.
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There'll be a few
more coming, I'm sure.
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- Hey, come on. Come on
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- Just one minute, Rev.
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- All right. Uh, good morning.
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Um, today's reading
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is gonna be
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from page...
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page 344.
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It's just about halfway down.
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David was the father of Solomon
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whose mother had
been Uriah's wife.
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Jehoshaphat the
father of Jehoram...
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Ahaz the father of Hezekiah...
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Coniah and his brothers...
- Reverend!
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- At the time of the
exile to Babylon.
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- Just give me one! One!
247
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:13,186
- And Mary was the
mother of Jesus
248
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:16,314
who is called the Messiah.
249
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,900
Amen.
250
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,193
So...
251
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,988
Let us pray.
- Reverend!
252
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:28,910
- Dear God, we
pray to you for...
253
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:32,914
- Pause the sermon!
- Pizza.
254
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:37,669
Hot, fresh food
for the hungry...
255
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:44,467
And heat for the cold.
256
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,301
- Mack!
257
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,518
Amen.
258
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:12,287
- Aidan made that, didn't he?
- Yep.
259
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,417
- I'm fine.
260
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,502
- Thought you could use
a hand with the funeral.
261
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,171
- No.
262
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,440
- There's a lot of
admin when someone dies.
263
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,925
- Thank you for your
concern, Officer.
264
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,179
- I'm happy to make a call or...
- I said I'm fine.
265
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,972
- Grief is...
- Yes, Piper.
266
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,515
Please tell me what grief is.
267
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,976
I'd love to hear a
police perspective on it.
268
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,770
- I know you and
your dad were close.
269
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,272
- Was that before or after
he walked out on me and mom
270
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,691
and then shacked up with
someone else straight away?
271
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,444
Because that just makes life
in a small town so easy.
272
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:47,530
- I do remember, mate.
- Do you?
273
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,282
Because all I remember
is you leaving
274
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,575
about three minutes later.
275
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,038
Go on. You've
comforted the bereaved.
276
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,456
You've done your job.
277
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,250
You can go and put that
in your police report now.
278
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,378
- You know that's
not why I'm here.
279
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:04,214
- Honestly, Piper, I have
no idea why you're here.
280
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,346
- How short can a funeral be?
281
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,431
Yeah, just... just give
me a ballpark here.
282
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,767
- You know, I'm not
actually a reverend myself.
283
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,311
- Yeah. You signed
up for this, kid.
284
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,271
- Victor was popular.
285
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,773
You're gonna have
to get it together
286
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,775
or questions will be asked.
287
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,654
- Is that coffee?
- Hey, Harry.
288
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,447
- Hey, Daisy. We
got a problem.
289
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,574
The power's off again, Rev.
290
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,416
- Yeah, it sounds like
you need an electrician
291
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,578
more than you need
a... well, me.
292
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,622
- The fridge is off at the bar.
293
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:41,459
- Okay, so warm beer. British
tourists will be happy.
294
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,670
- Vic's in the fridge.
He's gonna start to smell.
295
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:47,048
- Uh, yeah, well, so why
are you telling me, man?
296
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,176
- Who should I be telling?
- I don't know, the undertaker?
297
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,928
- Yeah, that's, um, you.
298
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:55,432
Plus, you know, you did
knock over the power pole.
299
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,808
- Didn't somebody fix that?
300
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,119
- Ron's been trying
to put it up,
301
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,644
but it keeps falling over.
302
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:06,317
- Hey. Hey, what's up?
303
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,571
Cam, what's up?
304
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,287
- Hi, Sheriff.
- Is it life or death?
305
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:20,248
- Uh, it's... it's kind of both.
306
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,834
Um, I need the hearse.
307
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,103
- We've had that
discussion, Reverend.
308
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,378
- No, I get it.
309
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,047
You've got a job
to do, but so do I.
310
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:30,258
And apparently today,
it's escorting a corpse
311
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,551
to the crematorium.
312
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,095
- Get someone else to do it.
- Okay, yeah.
313
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,097
Fine. Can you do it?
314
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,849
Or you know what?
I'll ask Lester.
315
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,477
Apparently, he's been drinking
since, like, 9:00 a.m.
316
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,312
but he knows the roads
pretty well, right?
317
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:45,482
And... oh, you know
what? I got it.
318
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,650
I'll just tie him to the
back of Cameron's bike,
319
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,778
and we'll drag him.
320
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,866
So, officer,
instructor, excuse me.
321
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,826
How am I doing?
322
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,996
- Two hands for
beginners. Ten and two.
323
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:10,090
- You okay?
- Yep. I'm great.
324
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:13,468
So, tell me, um,
325
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:16,596
Victor was kind of a big
deal around here, huh?
326
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,765
- Really big. No
part of this town
327
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,767
Vic didn't have
something to do with.
328
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,603
But quietly, you know?
He just got things done.
329
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:28,775
- So, like, in terms
of the... the service,
330
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:31,528
it's, like, a...
A lot of interest?
331
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,948
- Oh, yeah. Pretty
much a state funeral.
332
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:38,034
- Great.
333
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,203
Is there, like, a law against
334
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:43,873
working AC in cars around here?
335
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,251
- No, but there is a
law against speeding
336
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:50,463
in a designated school zone.
When you get to your next turn,
337
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:53,550
slow down and
indicate and take it.
338
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,761
- Indicate what?
- Use your blinker.
339
00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:01,975
- Oh, right. Yes,
looking both ways.
340
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:03,977
- Just pull over.
341
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,983
- Wait, what are you doing?
342
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:11,776
- Your miles to
kilometers conversion
343
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:15,071
needs some serious practice.
344
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,490
- Little fast, huh?
345
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:21,161
Maybe I just need a
couple more lessons.
346
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,667
- Or I could put probation
plates on the hearse.
347
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,836
You can drive it
like a teenager.
348
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:33,923
I'll take it from here, Rev.
349
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,178
- What? Really?
350
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,846
- Really.
351
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,476
Out you get, junior.
352
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,192
- Can I see 20,000
to start me off?
353
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,485
- Yes.
354
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,320
- 20,000 at the
front. Can I see 22?
355
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,696
22, the far left.
356
00:19:56,738 --> 00:20:00,033
Can I see $25,000.
357
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,159
25 in the back.
358
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,412
Can I see 30,000?
32,000.32 over here.
359
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,334
- Rev Mack, how are
you? How are the people?
360
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,728
How's the weather?
What's happening?
361
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,421
Tell me everything.
- How do I blow off a funeral?
362
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,341
- Oh, boy. A funeral already.
363
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,426
That's a... That's
a double ouchie.
364
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,220
- Yeah. Is there
any way out of it?
365
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,489
- Well, did they
ask you already?
366
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,056
- Yeah.
367
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,533
- Yeah, that ship has
bolted, my friend.
368
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,892
I mean, it's a small town.
369
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,228
You don't show,
questions will be asked.
370
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,938
It'd be just plain weird.
- All right.
371
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,957
Well then, Mackenzie, I'm gonna
need you to run me through it.
372
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,567
- Oh, that's a big
ask over the phone.
373
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,486
- Or I can screw it up,
374
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:38,071
and they'll kick
me out of Clump,
375
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:40,657
and we both get hunted
down and executed.
376
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,701
- Actually, they're
not that hard.
377
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,787
I mean, it sounds like
you're grieving, right? 325?
378
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,456
- I cannot believe they put you
in charge of a congregation.
379
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,749
- Okay, listen to me,
380
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,876
slip a little Baileys
into your coffee,
381
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,712
and you will sail
right through the wake.
382
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,380
- 38,000 going once.
383
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,633
- Hey, listen with art
older is better, am I right?
384
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,051
- Where are you?
385
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,237
- And what's, like, a
good amount of art to buy?
386
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,179
Because some of this
stuff...
387
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:04,824
I'm gonna tell you, it
feels like it's overpriced,
388
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,701
and, honestly, I don't even
think it's that accurate.
389
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,285
- I have no idea what
you are talking about,
390
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,603
but if I am bankrolling
some pathetic attempt
391
00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:14,607
to win back your wife, I swear
I am gonna make you regret it.
392
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:15,876
- You know what? I'm
gonna go with older.
393
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,569
Yes, it feels, you
know, classier,
394
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,112
more sophisticated.
Thank you, Paulo.
395
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:21,614
- Mackenzie, I promise you...
- Paddle up over here.
396
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,241
55 Gs. Shut it down.
397
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:39,466
- Uh, hey, Cam.
- Oh, hey, Rev.
398
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:42,010
- You getting into
grave robbing?
399
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:46,639
- Funeral. My dog.
400
00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:53,355
- Right. Yes, in the graveyard
401
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,982
- Thought we give everyone
a chance to say goodbye.
402
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:58,026
I put 2:00 p.m. on the signs,
403
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:03,031
so people should be here.
They all knew Guinness.
404
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:07,952
- I mean, grief really affects
people in different ways.
405
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,288
- Anyway, he deserves
a proper sendoff, Rev.
406
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,082
I'm gonna put him
between Reverend Sukmar
407
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:15,835
and Reverend White. Yeah,
they both loved Guinness.
408
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,464
I just...
409
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,219
I think that's Reverend
Sukmar actually.
410
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,889
Sorry.
411
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,204
Used to wait for me when
I got home from school.
412
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,293
He slept beside me.
413
00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,255
This one time, I went
away on camp for a weekend
414
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:03,258
and when I came back,
he nearly lost his mind.
415
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:07,554
It was like he was just...
He was just sitting there
416
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,222
waiting for me to come back.
417
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:12,100
Still loving me even when
he wasn't looking at me.
418
00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,855
Hey, Rev, maybe... maybe
you could say a few words.
419
00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:25,613
- Yes, yes, of
course. Of course.
420
00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:34,664
God...
421
00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:37,292
we deliver into your
care Guinness...
422
00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,048
Who never stopped
loving Cameron...
423
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:49,804
- Even when I was on camp.
- Even when he was on camp.
424
00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:17,165
So a couple of hymns,
a reading or two,
425
00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:20,043
I'll say some nice
things about the guy,
426
00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:22,879
short, simple, done. Boom.
427
00:24:22,921 --> 00:24:25,173
- Yeah. You got it.
428
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:28,593
- What is up with that thing?
429
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:29,969
I mean, Chicago
is below freezing
430
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:31,554
for most of the winter.
431
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:35,392
You hardly ever see anybody
using one of those anymore.
432
00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:38,645
- You need to make it Victor's.
- What?
433
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,438
- To land the funeral.
434
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,274
Keep, you know, the
readings and the hymns.
435
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:47,570
That's all fine, but you need
to make it Victor's funeral.
436
00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:48,947
Specifically his.
437
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,741
- I didn't know the guy.
- Yeah.
438
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:56,496
Well, when my mom died,
439
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:59,499
we lit sparkles on
the beach at night,
440
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:03,044
and she loved beach fires,
441
00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:06,214
so we made one that the
whole town held high.
442
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:10,927
That's all I remember
443
00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:13,763
and really all that mattered.
444
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:21,747
- Sorry, I didn't know
that your mom was dead.
445
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:24,149
- You never asked.
446
00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:30,488
- What about your dad?
447
00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:35,326
- Night, Rev.
448
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,830
- Night, kid.
449
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:43,293
- And so it comes to
pass that Marshall Kegan
450
00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:46,129
is entrusted into your
greater care, oh, Lord.
451
00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:49,299
All the tender care
and steadfast joy
452
00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:53,219
that he gave to those he
loved throughout his own life.
453
00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:56,431
It's important to remember,
young man, that we carry those
454
00:25:56,473 --> 00:26:00,393
who pass in our hearts forever.
Your dad was a good man.
455
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:04,898
We'll remember him
that way, always.
456
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,373
- Oh, my God! My...
457
00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:26,169
Don't... don't you people
have houses of your own?
458
00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:31,091
- Just dropping off his ashes.
- How did you get in?
459
00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:32,342
- With a key.
460
00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:34,761
- I changed the locks,
like, yesterday.
461
00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:37,472
- Yeah, all good. Renee
gave us all the new ones.
462
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:42,936
- Wait, Amy.
463
00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:46,856
Amy... Amy can you
tell me about your dad?
464
00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:49,693
- Okay, sure.
465
00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:53,446
He woke up one morning,
realized he was gay,
466
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:56,825
and then ditched my mom to
run off with a fat barman.
467
00:26:58,034 --> 00:26:59,494
That work?
468
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,097
- I don't know that
I'm gonna start there.
469
00:27:01,121 --> 00:27:03,373
- Let's just focus on
scattering the ashes.
470
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,166
He wanted to be in the water.
471
00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:08,670
- How about you just write
down some bullet points
472
00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:10,547
and you leave them in
the kitchen, please?
473
00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:13,341
- People liked him.
- Anything else?
474
00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:18,221
- He liked fishing and cricket.
475
00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:20,390
- Oh, good, well, it's
gonna be short at least.
476
00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:23,268
- I'm sorry. I haven't
prepared an essay,
477
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,396
but maybe when your dad
dies, you'll understand.
478
00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:29,149
- Well, I was 12 and a
little more preoccupied
479
00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,192
with baseball cards,
but I get your point.
480
00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:36,698
Amy, your dad wasn't
perfect. I get it.
481
00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:43,496
But believe me, there are
truly bad fathers out there,
482
00:27:43,538 --> 00:27:45,999
and if he wasn't one of 'em,
then you should do it right.
483
00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:53,131
You wanna leave
those in the kitchen?
484
00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:56,593
I'll find somewhere safe
in the church to keep 'em.
485
00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:58,136
- Yeah.
486
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:30,543
Oh, no.
487
00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:39,886
- Well, now we're screwed.
488
00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:41,262
- Yeah, no kidding.
489
00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:42,972
I'm about to give
my first funeral
490
00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:44,683
in front of an
entire grieving town,
491
00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,810
and I've just spilled
the ashes of the deceased
492
00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:49,312
on some wooden steps
because of a donkey.
493
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,790
And I have nothing
to say about the guy,
494
00:28:50,814 --> 00:28:52,691
except for the fact
that his name was Victor
495
00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:54,150
and he liked cricket.
496
00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:56,392
So please tell me that you
got something to add to that.
497
00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:59,656
- He was Lithuanian.
- That is good.
498
00:28:59,698 --> 00:29:01,658
I can use that.
Please more, more.
499
00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:04,285
- He... he supported
the Indian team.
500
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:05,745
- Good, yeah.
501
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:08,289
Good, still cricket,
just even more specific.
502
00:29:12,210 --> 00:29:13,545
Hey, why India?
503
00:29:17,716 --> 00:29:19,050
What do you think?
504
00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:20,820
We could... uh, we can burn
some of the palm branches?
505
00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:25,265
- No, no, human ashes
are very different.
506
00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:28,518
We're animals. We have bones.
507
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,313
- Animals have bones, huh?
508
00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,941
- You did go to
school right, Rev?
509
00:29:37,318 --> 00:29:40,697
- I got an idea. Come on.
510
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:45,952
I don't know, kiwi,
ham, and broccoli.
511
00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:47,162
- Ugh.
512
00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:48,788
- Got a little
salty, little sweet.
513
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:49,831
- No way.
514
00:29:53,251 --> 00:29:54,961
Hello?
515
00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:01,801
- Yeah. Okay.
516
00:30:06,264 --> 00:30:07,474
- Hey.
517
00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:10,101
- Hey. Hey, Rev.
518
00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:11,728
- Hey, buddy.
519
00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:14,272
So, listen, Daisy
and I were thinking
520
00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:16,691
that maybe you would
like to give Guinness
521
00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:19,110
a proper sendoff.
What do you think?
522
00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:22,697
- You think you can get a
couple people to come along?
523
00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:24,216
- Cam, I think I can get
the whole town there.
524
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,742
How's that?
525
00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:29,287
- Yeah, that'd be really great.
- Also, I'm just curious.
526
00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,955
Do you know anything
about cricket?
527
00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:32,582
- Like crickets? Yeah.
528
00:30:32,624 --> 00:30:35,085
Yeah, they're
orthopteran insects
529
00:30:35,126 --> 00:30:38,171
with six legs or maybe eight.
530
00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:39,756
- Never mind.
- Oh.
531
00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:44,260
Hello.
532
00:30:44,302 --> 00:30:45,887
Anybody home?
533
00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:51,685
Ah, hi. You must
be Tropical Tess.
534
00:30:51,726 --> 00:30:53,937
- Yeah.
- You still doing pizzas?
535
00:30:53,978 --> 00:30:56,272
- No.
- Ah, it didn't catch on, huh?
536
00:30:56,314 --> 00:30:57,691
- No.
537
00:30:57,732 --> 00:30:59,043
- Ah, I mean, you
were probably just
538
00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:00,527
ahead of your time with
539
00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:05,031
the lychee cheese
beetroot explosion.
540
00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:08,284
- Cream of the cheese offsets
the sweetness of the lychee.
541
00:31:08,326 --> 00:31:09,994
- And then... Then
you got the beetroot.
542
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,663
- Exactly.
543
00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:13,540
- Does your oven still work?
544
00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:16,334
- Yeah.
- You just got the one or?
545
00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:18,336
- Six ovens.
546
00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:20,130
- Okay. Tess, I'm
gonna level with you.
547
00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:22,340
This is gonna be
an unusual request.
548
00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:25,301
- My condolences.
549
00:31:25,343 --> 00:31:27,220
Vic would've been
thrilled to see you here.
550
00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:29,222
Don't forget we're
back open Sundays.
551
00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:30,932
Open Sunday mornings again.
552
00:31:30,974 --> 00:31:33,893
Expect to see you
both here and you two.
553
00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:37,439
10:00 a.m. Sundays. We
don't just do funerals.
554
00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:55,498
Oh, jeez.
555
00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:01,254
- Hey.
556
00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:03,214
- Uh, look, if you're
gonna arrest me
557
00:32:03,256 --> 00:32:04,841
for some sort of
traffic violation,
558
00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:09,512
can it wait, like, an hour? I've
got a... a thing for Victor.
559
00:32:09,554 --> 00:32:11,806
- I got you a temporary
driving permit.
560
00:32:11,848 --> 00:32:13,224
- Really?
561
00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:15,560
- Slow down, stay left,
and watch out for wildlife.
562
00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:18,605
- Yeah, can do. Um, thanks.
563
00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:21,649
- So where are the ashes?
- Huh?
564
00:32:21,691 --> 00:32:23,818
- The ashes, they can't
find them in the church.
565
00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:27,030
- I mean, right.
566
00:32:27,072 --> 00:32:30,367
They... they... they wouldn't.
I mean, they're on the way.
567
00:32:30,408 --> 00:32:32,786
- From where, Chicago?
568
00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:37,415
- No, I... It's...
It's kind of a thing.
569
00:32:37,457 --> 00:32:41,503
Traditionally, the ashes
are the last to arrive.
570
00:32:41,544 --> 00:32:43,463
It's the entrance
of the deceased.
571
00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:46,341
- So you're all set?
572
00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,805
- No. Mm-mm.
573
00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:57,644
I am about to send
a guy off to heaven,
574
00:32:57,686 --> 00:33:01,981
and I got more questions
than answers about him.
575
00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:03,483
- Like what?
576
00:33:03,525 --> 00:33:05,652
- Well, I know that he's a...
577
00:33:05,694 --> 00:33:10,573
Was... he was a Eastern
European immigrant
578
00:33:10,615 --> 00:33:12,992
who lived in Australia,
579
00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:15,120
but everybody keeps
talking about how he rooted
580
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:19,457
for the Indian cricket team.
581
00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:21,835
- Care to shed
any light on that?
582
00:33:23,253 --> 00:33:24,879
- Yeah, yeah, I can.
583
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,679
- Come on, man.
584
00:33:37,726 --> 00:33:40,979
- Hey, Rev, everyone's
waiting. It's gotta start.
585
00:33:43,356 --> 00:33:46,151
- Yeah, okay.
586
00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:52,073
Come on, Cam.
587
00:34:06,504 --> 00:34:08,214
- Oh, thank God.
588
00:34:26,691 --> 00:34:28,568
- Grab a seat folks.
589
00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:41,164
And so it has come to
pass that Victor Petris
590
00:34:41,206 --> 00:34:45,001
is entrusted into your
greater care, oh, Lord,
591
00:34:45,043 --> 00:34:47,712
that which we cannot
imagine here on Earth.
592
00:34:50,382 --> 00:34:52,050
Victor was...
593
00:35:00,975 --> 00:35:02,060
Sorry.
594
00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:10,819
Does this seem weird
to anybody else?
595
00:35:14,989 --> 00:35:17,659
I mean the...
the... this outfit,
596
00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:20,203
the book, the... the
building, it... I mean,
597
00:35:20,245 --> 00:35:24,874
we're here to celebrate a
guy that hadn't set foot
598
00:35:24,916 --> 00:35:28,712
in this place in, I
don't know, was it years?
599
00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:33,109
All right, everybody,
on your feet.
600
00:35:35,593 --> 00:35:37,762
Yeah, up. Let's go.
601
00:35:42,559 --> 00:35:44,060
Follow me.
602
00:35:50,942 --> 00:35:53,028
- Now, come on
everybody. This way.
603
00:35:56,948 --> 00:36:00,660
- You think Vic will mind, Rev?
- Not at all pal.
604
00:36:26,144 --> 00:36:30,899
- I didn't know, Victor. I
know that he didn't say much.
605
00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:32,817
He was a bit too busy
606
00:36:32,859 --> 00:36:37,072
being thoroughly absorbed
in fishing and cricket,
607
00:36:37,113 --> 00:36:40,408
the two slowest and
most uneventful sports
608
00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:43,453
in the history of the world.
609
00:36:43,495 --> 00:36:44,680
I mean, at least with fishing,
610
00:36:44,704 --> 00:36:46,122
you get something to eat, right?
611
00:36:46,164 --> 00:36:47,874
Cricket, I am reliably informed,
612
00:36:47,916 --> 00:36:49,668
features five-day games
613
00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:51,336
that routinely don't
even have a winner.
614
00:36:54,964 --> 00:36:57,967
Victor rooted for the
Indian cricket team.
615
00:36:58,009 --> 00:37:00,345
A group of people
competing in a sport
616
00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:02,972
that he had never
played for a country
617
00:37:03,014 --> 00:37:04,683
that he had never
even been near.
618
00:37:06,893 --> 00:37:08,687
But Victor rooted for
India because he knew
619
00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:11,231
that when Australia won,
620
00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:14,859
a few million people were happy
for an afternoon at a barbecue.
621
00:37:16,319 --> 00:37:20,865
But when India won,
man, a billion people
622
00:37:20,907 --> 00:37:22,784
would party in the
streets for a week.
623
00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:26,413
When India won global happiness
just shot through the roof.
624
00:37:27,914 --> 00:37:30,375
He never been to India.
He'd never met her people.
625
00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:33,003
But somehow from...
from across oceans,
626
00:37:33,044 --> 00:37:35,922
he felt the power of
their collective joy.
627
00:37:45,724 --> 00:37:47,934
Now I am not gonna stand here
628
00:37:47,976 --> 00:37:49,436
and pretend that
I am into cricket
629
00:37:49,477 --> 00:37:52,856
or that I'm really into
fishing for that matter.
630
00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:57,861
But Victor loved all of you,
631
00:37:57,902 --> 00:38:00,780
even when you weren't looking.
632
00:38:02,574 --> 00:38:04,576
And I can get into that.
633
00:38:19,424 --> 00:38:21,426
- Nice touch.
634
00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:42,697
You
get to be a fish.
635
00:39:01,966 --> 00:39:06,429
- You must be hungry.
- Thank you.
636
00:39:06,471 --> 00:39:07,639
He would've loved that.
637
00:39:11,851 --> 00:39:13,395
I'll be right back.
638
00:39:43,216 --> 00:39:46,803
- Oi, you lot,
who wants a drink?
639
00:39:49,431 --> 00:39:50,807
- This one is on Victor.
640
00:39:52,559 --> 00:39:53,768
- That was beautiful.
641
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:17,584
- See you, Guinness.
642
00:40:30,430 --> 00:40:33,892
- What's up with the
bathroom being locked again?
643
00:40:33,933 --> 00:40:35,852
- Because there's
someone in there.
644
00:40:35,894 --> 00:40:37,645
- Who?
645
00:40:37,687 --> 00:40:42,609
- At least is getting
them to church, kind of.
646
00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:47,072
- Yeah.
- I've got something for you.
647
00:40:48,323 --> 00:40:50,950
- Really hope it's not
whatever is on this toast.
648
00:40:56,915 --> 00:40:58,750
- At least look at the pictures.
649
00:41:00,752 --> 00:41:02,629
- Thanks.
650
00:41:02,671 --> 00:41:05,632
- I'm only in this
for the cash, bozo.
651
00:41:08,134 --> 00:41:09,969
I'm gonna turn in early.
652
00:41:14,933 --> 00:41:17,060
- Night, kid.
653
00:41:17,102 --> 00:41:21,648
- Night Rev. You
did all right today.
654
00:41:36,996 --> 00:41:39,666
- I guess it's gonna be a while
until we talk then, eh, Dad?
655
00:41:42,585 --> 00:41:44,963
Maybe I can tell you
some stuff anyway.
656
00:42:09,904 --> 00:42:11,990
- He's in Australia.
657
00:42:14,367 --> 00:42:17,662
- What are you waiting for?
- Yeah.