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♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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I've always loved Christmas.
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Hot chocolate packets in your stockings,
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Christmas movie marathons, candles…
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la ♪
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No matter how poor we were,
my mom always made Christmas good.
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♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪
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I call it glitter magic.
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Add a little sparkle to anything,
and no one will see the ugly underneath.
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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- We could use some glitter magic.
- ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪
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Merry Christmas.
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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Gonna drop this off
at the police station.
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For the record,
still not happy about the gun.
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She called me a monster.
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She's a teenager,
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and she has a lot of angst and feelings
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which she shared, but…
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she loves you.
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She called me a monster.
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I know.
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- Am I so terrible?
- You're not terrible.
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I quite like you.
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Sometimes.
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Now, do you have any more
of those hidden anywhere?
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Strapped to your thigh maybe?
Under the bed?
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Who do you take me for, Whitey Bulger?
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- I heard you. No guns.
- Sure.
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Okay.
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Get up.
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Hey, Austin,
how would you like to participate
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in a tradition that is… as old as me?
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A hundred years old?
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Ha-ha. Yeah, very funny,
laugh at Paul. Haze the new guy.
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What's the tradition?
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Every year, my dad and my brother and I
go chop down a Christmas tree.
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- With a weapon?
- With an axe, yes.
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- Can I use a laser?
- Probably just an axe.
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But what do you say, you in?
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All right. And you can meet
your new grandpa and uncle
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before they come over
for Christmas Eve dinner.
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- What?
- Are they rich? Ginny said they're rich.
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I… I said, they're probably proper,
you know, they use butter knives.
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My place settings.
I don't have butter knives.
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Mm, Mom, it was just a joke.
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No, if they use butter knives,
we should get butter knives.
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I can assure all Millers that my family
does not care about butter knives.
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No, I want
our dining room table really fancy,
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like that "first Christmas Martha Stewart
had when she got out of jail" fancy.
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I want 'em to leave impressed,
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so they don't think I'm this
terrible monster marrying their son.
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What she means, kids,
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is that she would like to share
the Christmas spirit with family.
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Hey, Mom, why don't we go
Christmas shopping in Boston?
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- We can get butter knives there.
- That's a great idea. You should go.
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Sure.
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Besides, that way we could start our own
tradition, since I didn't hear our invite
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to the "mustache, manly, hee-haw,
Paul Bunyan" Christmas tree destruction.
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Yeah. I'm just gonna shower.
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I broke Mom.
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No, you didn't.
She just needs a little bit of time,
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that's all.
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Just never seen her so sad.
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She'll be okay, she's a big girl.
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I just don't want this to ruin Christmas.
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You just don't want this
to ruin Christmas?
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You sound like a Hallmark holiday movie.
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- I love Hallmark holiday movies.
- Yeah, okay, Tiny Tim.
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You are a cute little Tiny Tim.
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"I just don't want this
to ruin Christmas."
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Have you talked to her?
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Yeah, I've tried.
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She just says, "It's fine,"
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in a way that indicates
it clearly isn't fine,
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it never was fine,
and it probably will never be fine again.
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I'll keep trying.
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You should. For Christmas.
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What do you have against Christmas?
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Oh, the day that celebrates consumerism
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and the heavy financial foot on the necks
of the lower and middle class?
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Nothing. I love it.
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- We're borrowing her.
- She's needed.
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Hello. Hi. Okay.
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We have a no return policy, so…
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Bracia, you agreed, whatever Ginny says,
you do. She's the decider.
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Yeah, that's because
I know Ginny's not sadistic
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and doesn't want me to combust
in a fire of cringy death.
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Help me, okay?
Our girl has an opportunity.
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- She got Bryon for Secret Santa.
- Ah.
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The gift could be a date,
with her, where they actually hang out.
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It's tickets to the Escape Room
from a few years ago.
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It's that, or a Patriots hat.
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Much more sane.
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Much less desperate.
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Ginny, weigh in. I'm freaking out.
Tickets or hat?
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Tickets, tickets.
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Okay, okay. So normally, given my history,
I'd be in favor of the hat.
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Burying all feelings
for as long as possible,
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and marinating in your own toxins,
and possibly dying of leaky gut.
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See, I knew you'd choose hat. Thank God.
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But what you don't know
is I'm a sap when it comes to Christmas.
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I've seen The Muppet Christmas Carol
eight million times,
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and peppermint hot chocolate
is my favorite drink, so I say go tickets.
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- Yes!
- You really let me down.
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Bracia, it's Christmas.
Shoot your shot. Don't give Bryon a hat.
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Christmas Ginny is scary.
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- All right, I'll see you later.
- Okay, bye.
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♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
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♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
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♪ O'er the fields we go… ♪
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Nick, can you start setting up
the hot-chocolate station?
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The burners need an out-of-the-way plug.
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If this is what the North Pole is like,
I truly hope the elves have unionized.
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- What's our ticket count?
- A lot.
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And there'll be more,
'cause we'll be selling at the door.
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Great, now I'm speaking in rhyme, perfect.
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- Also, I invited the women and children.
- From the… Titanic?
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From the women and children's shelter.
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If we're raising money for 'em,
they might as well be invited.
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Oh, why didn't I think of that?
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Because no one thinks
of the women and children. Ever.
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- Except for on the Titanic.
- Okay.
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Let's put the ornament-makin' station
right over there,
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the life-sized gingerbread house there,
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Santa's throne on the stage, obviously...
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- I'm sorry, Santa's throne? Go back.
- Oh.
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I got something for you.
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People can sit on your lap and tell you
what they want changed about the town.
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- How's that different from any other day?
- Now they'll be on your lap.
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- This is good, I like this.
- Good, because for you I got…
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Oh.
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- What is that offensive piece of felt?
- The helpful elf.
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Great. I'm glad I took out student loans
for an Ivy League education.
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Oh God, did I just see the shoes?
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Tell me they don't jingle.
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Okay.
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Oh, and the photo
already has over a thousand likes.
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What photo?
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- What is that? Is that from our bedroom?
- Ooh, thirst trap.
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No thirst traps
on official mayoral communications.
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I can't believe I have to clarify this.
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- I'll take it down.
- Deleting implies a mistake.
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Before you get upset,
you're up to 10,000 followers.
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It's workin'.
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- But it won't happen again.
- Yeah, wish I could believe that.
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Take off your shirts and wrestle.
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Whatever this is, leave it at home.
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I have others I could've posted.
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They're having a "consent" mistletoe
kissing booth at the winter carnival.
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Oh, Wellsbury wants to be so damn woke.
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- I wish I had someone to kiss.
- Oh yeah? Well, ho, ho, ho.
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Okay, I did something bad.
I texted Sophie.
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What? Oh no, let me see.
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It wasn't anything crazy.
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It was just, like,
"Happy Holidays," you know?
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"Hey, Sophie, I didn't wanna send you this
on actual Christmas
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and potentially ruin your holiday
since we are evil exes and all,
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but I did wanna reach out and let you know
that I am thinking about you,
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and I'm wishing you the best."
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"I always smile when I think about
our memories together,
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and I genuinely hope
everything is going well."
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"No pressure to respond
if you're at a different place."
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"Life is weird. Merry Christmas." Oh, Max.
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Yep. I also liked a photo of her and Josh.
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No, you didn't.
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Yeah, I just want her to know
that I'm, like, cool with her
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and her new relationship.
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Jesus.
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Okay, how do you feel?
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How do I feel? I feel dead.
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I died inside,
and my chest is decomposing,
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and I don't remember joy.
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Do you want a donut?
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Absolutely want a donut.
Is that even a question?
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It says "rustic."
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Hi. Hello. How are you?
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Why are you so, mm… "Hello!"?
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It's Christmas. I love Christmas.
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Are you doing
that carnival thing tomorrow?
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Yes, actually we all are. I told my mom
that we'd be doing face painting.
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Oh, come on.
Can't we just enjoy our break?
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It's for, like, two hours.
Plus, it's for kids from a shelter.
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Okay, can we just, like, give them money?
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No, that's a bit snobby.
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Eat the rich.
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Bitch, you have a summer house,
you are the rich.
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It's Christmas.
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Okay. I'm not even on break yet.
I have one more rehearsal for Wellington.
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Also, I hate Christmas,
I hate love, and everything is shit.
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Hunter, do you remember when we watched
The Grinch in the seventh grade
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and you cried?
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His heart grew.
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Men can cry, Samantha. Grow up.
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I know. I like reducing a man to tears.
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I like the power.
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Okay, breaks over. Love you, mean it.
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"Hate you. Kidding."
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Bye.
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Um, bathroom.
"Hate you." Whatever.
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You want one?
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- Just a regular dollar bill, right?
- Yeah.
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- We are gonna fold it once.
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
- We're gonna fold it twice.
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- Yeah.
- Third time's the charm, right?
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- Yeah.
- But we're gonna fold it a fourth time.
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- Okay.
- Put it in there.
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And…
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Whoa!
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Austin… Do you guys
see something behind Austin's ear?
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What… What is that?
Hold it right...
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There it is!
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Okay, everyone, get packed up.
What do we say to Austin's dad?
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Thank you!
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- Bye, guys, have fun.
- Bye!
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Thank you.
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And that is for you.
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Why didn't you want me
to tell Mom you're here?
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Because what is
a magician's number one rule?
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Never tell the secrets.
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Exactly.
I'm just getting the lay of the land.
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Plus, I want it to be a big,
fun Christmas surprise, right?
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See you, buddy.
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Oh. Ah, there you are.
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It's Christmas-tree time. You ready?
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Come on!
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- Bye!
- Bye.
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This is so dope.
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I assumed you're a Pats fan
because you play football.
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- Uh, you're my Secret Santa?
- Yeah.
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This is great. Thanks.
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Uh, you a big Pats fan?
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We gotta go to a game.
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Yeah. Yeah, that could be fun.
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Cool.
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- I love it.
- Well, hey, don't look at me.
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I don't know
who had you for Secret Santa.
242
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,344
It's so you can create
those imaginary worlds of yours.
243
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:53,939
Thank you.
244
00:12:58,944 --> 00:12:59,779
Hey.
245
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,115
- Wine?
- No, thanks.
246
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,658
I'm just here to get Ginny.
247
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,286
We're going shopping.
248
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:09,538
Isn't that fun?
249
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:15,586
Listen, she's just a kid. All right?
She didn't mean any of that.
250
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,633
- Hey, Mom, I'm ready to go.
- Let's go.
251
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,095
I googled some places.
252
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,140
Newbury Street,
if we have Paul's credit card.
253
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:36,232
Mom, I'm sorry about the poem.
254
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,859
I'm not doing this here, Virginia.
255
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,529
- I didn't mean to embarrass you.
- I said I was fine.
256
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,657
You can't even look at me.
257
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:52,289
- Mom.
- I feel like a fraud 99% of the time.
258
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:55,668
I do not need your help, I assure you.
259
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,461
- Mom...
- I know.
260
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,923
Life's hard, I'm terrible,
you're sorry, it's fine.
261
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,342
Let's go shopping in Boston.
262
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,680
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
263
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:11,141
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
264
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,853
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
265
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,814
♪ And a Happy New Year ♪
266
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:19,942
♪ Good tidings we bring… ♪
267
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:23,362
Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas.
268
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,822
- Gil.
- Surprise.
269
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:27,575
What did you do?
270
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,410
Uh, Santa told me to bring these over.
271
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,916
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
272
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,794
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
273
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,964
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
274
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,925
♪ And a Happy New Year ♪
275
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,678
♪ Good tidings we bring ♪
276
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:51,140
♪ To you and your kin ♪
277
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:54,059
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
278
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,104
♪ And a Happy New Year ♪
279
00:14:57,187 --> 00:15:00,357
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
280
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,735
♪ And a Happy New Year ♪
281
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:06,780
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas… ♪
282
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,700
Wow. This is…
283
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,952
♪ Hap-Hap-Hap-Happy New Year ♪
284
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,038
♪ Hap-Hap-Hap-Happy New Year… ♪
285
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,789
Merry Christmas, G.
286
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:20,794
♪ Hap-Hap-Hap-Happy New Year to ye ♪
287
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,797
- Mm.
- I thought you might like it.
288
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,008
I brought back three cases
from South Africa.
289
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,053
I love South Africa. I've been twice.
290
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:31,347
Okay, worldly, check.
291
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,349
You have any upcoming trips planned?
292
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,935
I'm actually trying this new thing
called "staying in one place."
293
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:39,730
Oh, so you're typically more of, like,
uh, rolling stone type then?
294
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:43,484
She asks with bated breath
to the man that she just started dating…
295
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,945
…and kinda likes.
296
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,823
I, uh, was young when we had Ginny.
297
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,827
I missed out on a lot of the day to day,
you know, and it kills me.
298
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,331
Now she's a teenager,
and I wanna be there.
299
00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,291
So I'm here.
300
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,209
Mm.
301
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,419
Well, that's good.
302
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,922
I'm here too.
303
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,383
So you kinda like me?
304
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,928
- I wanna see the bachelor pad!
- Sorry, Dad, we were just nearby.
305
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:21,021
Uh, Simone, this is my daughter, Ginny,
and her mom…
306
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,022
- Oh!
- …Georgia.
307
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,733
"No one" Simone.
308
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:26,819
Oh!
309
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,196
Is that my nickname or…
310
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:32,366
No. No, sorry. Hi.
311
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,911
Yeah, hi. Good to meet ya.
You're pretty.
312
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,123
The apartment, Zi, so good. Looks great.
313
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,083
Not… Not in a bachelor pad kind of way.
314
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:45,629
I wasn't trying to insinuate
that you're a big bachelor or anything,
315
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:46,755
'cause you're not.
316
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,634
No, well, you are.
I mean, we're not together.
317
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,053
I'm getting married.
318
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:57,766
Not a bachelor pad like you bring a lot
of girls back here or anything, 'cause…
319
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,101
That's not what I'm saying.
320
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:02,521
I have no idea, really,
how many girls you would bring back here,
321
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,314
'cause how would I know? But I...
322
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:07,693
It's… probably just you.
323
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,991
- Okay, um...
- We should go.
324
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:17,536
- Sorry.
- Yeah, we just stopped by to say hello.
325
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,456
Now we're gonna go. Which rhymes.
326
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,166
I keep rhyming.
327
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,045
- Ginny, your poem is haunting me.
- Poem?
328
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:30,340
Nope, nope, let's not do that.
I've got a lot to do.
329
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:33,802
I'm actually hosting the new
future in-laws for… for Christmas Eve, so…
330
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:37,056
You should come, Zion. Or both of ya.
331
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,434
Oh, thank you,
but I'm actually gonna be with my family.
332
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,186
And I'm hosting my parents and Aunt Rayna.
333
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:46,065
- Bring 'em. Bring 'em on over.
- What are you doing?
334
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,357
- I don't know.
- Okay.
335
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,402
I mean, are you sure? Because I would love
to spend Christmas Eve with Ginny.
336
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:53,530
Am I sure?
I just asked out loud, so I must be.
337
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,034
We're... Uh, we're gonna go, so…
338
00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:01,121
Oh, Ginny, it's…
it's really good to meet you.
339
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,665
And, Georgia, thank you for…
340
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,959
Thank you for saying
that I'm pretty.
341
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,921
- Cool. So I said that out loud?
- You did.
342
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,887
That is not
how I wanted you to meet Ginny.
343
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,891
No? Really?
'Cause I thought it went really well.
344
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:28,357
So… that's the ex, huh?
345
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,651
Yeah.
346
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:33,821
Interesting.
347
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,541
Well, what'd you find?
348
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,001
She's a lawyer.
349
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,712
Also, she takes too many selfies
for someone in her thirties.
350
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,133
She grew up in Boston, and went to Howard,
then Harvard Law.
351
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,136
She's got a cavapoo named Jacks.
352
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,888
Mom, put the phone down.
353
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,349
You knew about Simone, didn't you?
354
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,686
If your daddy has a new girlfriend,
you have to tell Mommy.
355
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,313
Or are you just trying
to embarrass me at every turn?
356
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,565
Okay, that's not fair.
357
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,694
Did somebody order a tree?
358
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:17,447
Wow, that is a real tree.
359
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,367
So much better than the fake trees
Mom used to steal from the mall.
360
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,788
So how was Christmas shopping?
361
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:29,084
You guys bought presents?
362
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,713
That kid is a little too comfortable
with an axe.
363
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:38,468
Hey, so, uh, I may have invited
Zion's parents to Christmas Eve.
364
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,721
I'm sorry, what?
365
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,439
Presents, presents, presents.
366
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,406
Come on. Get out under the blanket.
367
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:41,657
Austin!
368
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,036
We're decorating the tree.
369
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,362
"Blood Eyes biker gang."
370
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,741
"Money laundering, racketeering,
371
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,827
auto theft." What the...
372
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,165
Same lawyer.
373
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:42,342
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way ♪
374
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,137
{\an8}♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh… ♪
375
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,139
Is everyone enjoying themselves?
376
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,145
Wellsbury has some of the most generous
and giving folks I've ever met.
377
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,022
- Yeah.
- And that's apparent today.
378
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,648
Yeah, it is.
379
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,192
As a thank you for your generosity,
380
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:02,571
I brought a surprise guest
all the way from the North Pole.
381
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,156
It's Santa Claus!
382
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,119
Ho, ho, ho!
383
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:12,914
Oh my God! I love Santa!
384
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,416
Hey!
385
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:19,379
I have taken a break from making toys
to come help your mayor.
386
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,340
Do you like that guy?
387
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,175
Ho, ho, ho, very good!
388
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:27,637
Well, if you have any wishes
for Wellsbury, please come say hi to me,
389
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:31,767
and I will do my best to pass it on
to your mayor Rudolph... Oops.
390
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,561
Mayor Randolph.
391
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:38,357
Happy Holidays!
392
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:50,452
♪ This Christmas is feeling different… ♪
393
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:53,205
- Do you like my gingerbread house?
- Yeah, it's really cool.
394
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,915
The icing looks like real snow.
395
00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:57,793
- What's this?
- It's a zombie Marcus made.
396
00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:01,755
He said that our gingerbread house
exists in a post-apocalyptic world.
397
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,423
I see.
398
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,717
Can I add a snowman?
399
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,302
Yeah, put it next to the zombie.
400
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,764
- All right, I'm gonna take off.
- What? Why?
401
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,974
I'll come see you
before I leave for Vermont. All right?
402
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,478
Bye, Austin.
403
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,857
Oh God.
404
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:24,736
Hey.
405
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,614
He must really love you.
406
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,825
- This is so not his thing.
- Christmas?
407
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,160
- People.
- Ah.
408
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,955
Max, do you see my gingerbread house?
409
00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:37,290
Ugh, like a beacon in the dark, my friend.
410
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,546
{\an8}Make sure to tell him
all your wishes for Wellsbury.
411
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,631
- Ho, ho, ho.
- Hello, Santa.
412
00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,633
Welcome.
413
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:02,399
You are always cropping up
like a cold sore.
414
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,069
- Georgia.
- What are you doing here?
415
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,071
- I'm here for Nick.
- Bullshit.
416
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:11,575
Nick's my friend, and he's starting
to really care about you,
417
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:14,828
'cause he doesn't know that you're not
Jesse, the third-grade teacher
418
00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:18,373
and that you're actually a low-budget
Keith Mars here to ruin my day.
419
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,462
Hey, your lawyer, Martin Guillory,
420
00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:26,673
he handled the business
with Kenny's estate for you, didn't he?
421
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:30,760
He was also your lawyer in New Orleans
after your first husband went missing,
422
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:34,556
and he has some very interesting ties
with a biker gang
423
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:37,726
that has a history of criminal activity.
424
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,603
The Blood Eyes.
425
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:44,065
I like this costume, yeah.
426
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,109
I also like that tattoo of yours.
427
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,696
I know there's a lot more
in your past, Georgia Miller.
428
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,364
I'm gonna find it.
429
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,746
There's nothing to find.
430
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,166
Here. Take care.
431
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,756
- Hey.
- Hey.
432
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,144
Listen, Joe, the other night,
433
00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:23,188
it was a mistake.
434
00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:25,857
- Yeah, okay.
- I just…
435
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:30,820
I don't need any more complications
in my life right now.
436
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,615
Yeah, I get that.
437
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:35,033
Good.
438
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:38,119
Merry Christmas.
439
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:52,842
Just... Yeah. Just one second.
I'll be right back.
440
00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,516
- Do me a favor.
- Mm-hmm.
441
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:00,600
Look at the line.
442
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:10,443
Well, you are very popular
with the moms, Santa.
443
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:11,361
Mm-hmm.
444
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,865
Can Mr. Claus and Mrs. Claus
have a private conversation
445
00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:17,659
inside the gingerbread house, please?
446
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:19,578
Mm-hmm.
447
00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:27,252
What's going on?
448
00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:29,421
What's going on? You post this...
449
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,924
You post a sexy photo of me
without talking to me,
450
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:35,343
and then you invite everyone
to sit on my lap.
451
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,262
You're making me a joke.
452
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:40,557
Paul, when these women
see the next election ballot
453
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,059
and are feeling dumb 'cause no one knows
what an alderman does,
454
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:45,312
I promise you,
they'll see the name Paul Randolph
455
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,813
and punch that circle.
456
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:50,233
Do not do that. Do not talk to me
like I don't know what I am doing.
457
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,110
I was the mayor before you got here.
458
00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:55,322
You work for me,
and at the office, I am your boss.
459
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,700
Okay, Mr. Mayor.
460
00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,160
I'm serious.
461
00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,664
- Are you?
- I am serious.
462
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,541
But it's a little hard to be so serious
463
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,128
when I'm being disciplined by Santa
in a gingerbread house. Okay?
464
00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:17,719
- Is this about the gun?
- This is about all of it, Georgia.
465
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:22,307
The gun, the picture, this, the kids.
466
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:26,353
I understand that you're going through
a difficult time with Ginny right now,
467
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:28,980
and you're allowed to be upset,
but what I will not allow
468
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:32,442
is for you to disrespect me,
not at work, and not at home.
469
00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:35,737
I live there now, that is my house too,
470
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,281
and I will not be disrespected
in my own home.
471
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,283
I mean, God, Georgia, I am...
472
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,535
I am there,
473
00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:47,332
just waiting for you to let me in.
474
00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:52,045
We are getting married.
475
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:55,757
When is that going to happen?
476
00:27:58,051 --> 00:27:58,927
I'm sorry.
477
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:28,665
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
478
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:29,874
Hey, how's it going?
479
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,585
- Oh, consent is sexy.
- It so is.
480
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:33,586
I'm a big fan.
481
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:36,172
Hey, Ginny. Max. Bracia.
482
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:39,259
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
483
00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:41,010
- The hat?
- What?
484
00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:43,012
Coward.
485
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,013
Oh my God.
486
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:48,184
I will be right back. Silver.
487
00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:49,602
- Hey.
- Max, hi.
488
00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:52,856
Do you mind if we switch places?
Because Sophie's next in line.
489
00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,942
Um, yeah, sure.
490
00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:57,861
Thank you so much. You are amazing.
491
00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,196
- Max. Max!
- I'm taking this. Sorry.
492
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,577
Max?
493
00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:08,037
Would you like a kiss?
494
00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:10,206
No.
495
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:12,876
Sophie.
496
00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:16,755
- Why are you doing this?
- It's just a chocolate.
497
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:21,050
We're over, Max.
I need you to accept that.
498
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:26,973
Please, just… stop texting me
and stop liking my shit on Instagram.
499
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:29,684
Please.
500
00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,104
Just stop.
501
00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:48,995
I hate that we can't spend
Christmas together.
502
00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:50,580
I know.
503
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:53,124
Hey. Here.
504
00:29:54,876 --> 00:30:01,716
♪ Joy to the world
The Lord is come… ♪
505
00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:03,968
My therapy notebook.
506
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,347
I didn't even realize it was missing.
507
00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:09,599
I wanted the outside
to be worthy of the inside.
508
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:11,434
I didn't open it.
509
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,689
The world sucks,
but you are my favorite person.
510
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,067
All you.
511
00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,946
♪ And heaven and nature sing… ♪
512
00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:26,616
I love you, Virginia Miller.
513
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:29,369
Today, tomorrow, forever.
514
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:34,165
I love you, too.
515
00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:36,751
A lot.
516
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:41,005
All right, I gotta go.
517
00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:44,467
Okay. Merry Christmas.
518
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:46,803
Merry consumerism.
519
00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:49,389
Ooh.
520
00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:52,141
I... What are you smiling at?
521
00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:53,893
Nothing.
522
00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:02,610
- Need some help in there?
- Oh no. No, I got it.
523
00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:05,822
Of course I need help!
Paul's parents have never been here,
524
00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:09,075
and we gotta make sure Lynette thinks
things are seasoned enough.
525
00:31:12,787 --> 00:31:15,081
Ooh.
526
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,797
No bones.
527
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:26,467
Okay. Mom, get up.
528
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,886
They're gonna be here soon.
529
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:31,931
Paul's parents hate me,
Zion's parents hate me,
530
00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:33,516
you hate me.
531
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,435
I don't hate you.
532
00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:39,022
I'm struggling.
533
00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:42,609
I want you to understand.
Don't… Don't you see?
534
00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:45,320
Didn't you hear the poem?
535
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,572
Oh, I heard the poem.
536
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,243
No, I don't think you did.
537
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,319
Lynette, thanks again
for coming last minute.
538
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:12,991
Oh, it's never too late
to invite me over to see my grandbaby.
539
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:15,576
Lord knows I have had
too many holidays without her.
540
00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:18,788
Well, okay.
541
00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,959
Now, that's a choice.
542
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:27,755
Did you see the butter knives?
543
00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:29,632
Paul, how's the job?
544
00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:32,176
When are you gonna get out
of Pleasantville, run for governor?
545
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:33,970
When I decide the time is right, Dad.
546
00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:37,140
Paul just threw a… a big winter carnival
547
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:39,183
for the Boston
women and children's shelter.
548
00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:40,435
He raised over 50 grand.
549
00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:41,728
I saw the picture.
550
00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:43,646
Fifty grand?
551
00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:45,648
I'm needy. You got that money upstairs?
552
00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:52,196
Oh, and Georgia,
how are you doing with the… the holidays?
553
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,408
This is your first Christmas
since your late husband passed, right?
554
00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:56,909
Yup.
555
00:33:57,744 --> 00:34:00,038
I am so sorry, I didn't realize.
556
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:03,041
Was that Austin's dad?
557
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:07,003
Uh, oh no. Austin's dad, um...
558
00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:08,671
He's incarcerated.
559
00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:12,884
Yes. Thank you, Lynette.
560
00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:14,927
That's awful. What for?
561
00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:17,430
Fraud, embezzlement…
562
00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:18,431
Potatoes?
563
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:27,648
Zion, uh, what is Simone doing
for the holiday?
564
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:32,236
Simone? Honey, who is Simone?
565
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,946
She's a friend.
566
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:36,783
Zion has a new lady friend.
Let's talk about her instead.
567
00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,951
Is that the one
you were telling me about at Blue Farm?
568
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:40,578
How's that going, by the…
569
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:44,916
- Uh, who wants to hear a joke?
- I do.
570
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:50,213
Great. Uh, what do you call a child
who does not believe in Santa?
571
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:56,761
A rebel without a Claus.
572
00:34:58,346 --> 00:34:59,889
Good one.
573
00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:00,807
So, Zion…
574
00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:03,684
…what does she do?
575
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:07,146
- She's a criminal defense lawyer.
- And you're keeping her a secret?
576
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,857
- I'm not keeping her a secret.
- Is she AKA?
577
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,734
She's not a Divine Nine, Mom.
578
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,611
Where did she go to school?
579
00:35:13,694 --> 00:35:15,154
Howard and Harvard.
580
00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:19,575
There is nothing more important
for a woman than a good education.
581
00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:24,497
Ginny, you must be applying
to college soon.
582
00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:27,625
- What grade are you?
- I'm just a sophomore.
583
00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:28,876
What about you, Austin?
584
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,878
Where are you planning
on going to college?
585
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:32,713
Is that another joke?
586
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,132
Oh, I never joke.
587
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,095
You know, Ginny,
Paul and I both went to Brown,
588
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:42,682
so, um, technically,
you'll be a legacy there.
589
00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:45,560
She also has an in at American.
It's close to us.
590
00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:47,687
American. Great school.
591
00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:51,065
And she also has an in at Howard
and at Spelman.
592
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,442
Georgia, what about you?
Where'd you go to school?
593
00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:55,236
Oh, Georgia never went to college.
594
00:35:57,613 --> 00:36:00,116
Lynette, it is like
you are writing my biography.
595
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,077
- Mm.
- Look around.
596
00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:06,205
It was hard, but I got 'em here.
597
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,124
I did it.
598
00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:10,293
It didn't have to be that hard.
599
00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,545
We offered you everything.
600
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:16,841
We wanted to support you.
You could have had a very good life.
601
00:36:16,924 --> 00:36:19,510
Ginny could have had a very good life,
602
00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:22,555
but instead of letting us help you,
603
00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:26,184
you took my grandbaby
and put her through God knows what.
604
00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:34,358
I'm just gonna grab some more wine.
605
00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:37,278
Or my GED. I'll be back.
606
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:53,628
Mom.
607
00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:56,255
Not you, not right now.
608
00:36:58,424 --> 00:36:59,342
Mom.
609
00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:00,676
I need you not to talk to me,
610
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,471
or I'm gonna cry
in front of all those people, okay?
611
00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:11,812
Hey, Peach.
612
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:17,568
She's right,
and that's what kills me.
613
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:21,239
I never should have run off. I mean,
it didn't have to be as bad as it was.
614
00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:24,700
- It was a long time ago.
- And now I've ruined Ginny.
615
00:37:25,284 --> 00:37:27,954
- Come on, no.
- She is so brilliant, Zion.
616
00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:31,499
She has a gift. Her words are beautiful.
617
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,668
Cutting,
618
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:35,670
but beautiful.
619
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,880
This isn't how it's supposed to be.
620
00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:42,843
I'll take it from here.
621
00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:47,056
There you go.
622
00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:51,435
I don't wanna go back in there,
and you can't make me,
623
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:52,937
even if you are mad at me.
624
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:55,273
- Georgia...
- I need some air.
625
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:15,459
♪ O star of wonder ♪
626
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:18,504
♪ Star of night ♪
627
00:38:18,587 --> 00:38:22,967
♪ Star with royal beauty ♪
628
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:26,721
♪ Bright ♪
629
00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:32,226
Are you up here alone
'cause you're mad at Grandma?
630
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:35,354
I'm not mad at you, Gram.
631
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,024
I just wish you didn't hate Mom.
632
00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:40,151
I don't hate her.
633
00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:42,820
You hate her a little.
634
00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:45,781
I am mad at her a little.
635
00:38:47,616 --> 00:38:50,786
I spend a lot of time wondering about you,
636
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:53,080
how your life is going,
637
00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:57,543
and I wanna make sure you know
you have family you can talk to
638
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,796
about things your mom doesn't understand.
639
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:01,756
Okay?
640
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,176
Okay.
641
00:39:05,259 --> 00:39:09,013
If you ever need anything,
you just give us a call.
642
00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:12,141
I have that new fancy iPhone.
643
00:39:12,224 --> 00:39:14,685
Okay? I know how to text.
644
00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:17,355
- Mm. Oh.
- I can even JIF or GIF.
645
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:18,981
- Or just... Wha...
- Debatable.
646
00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:21,275
Come here.
647
00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:26,739
- Oh, I just love you.
- I love you too.
648
00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:31,702
- Hi, friend.
- Wha... What?
649
00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:35,247
Why are you... Ginny said you were hosting
some big Christmas Eve dinner.
650
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:37,541
That's going super-duper well.
651
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,877
Okay.
652
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,253
- Yeah.
- Okay.
653
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:44,423
I was driving by,
I saw you in the window.
654
00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:46,967
Why are you here on Christmas Eve
all alone and sad?
655
00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:48,552
I'm not sad.
656
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:49,929
You look sad.
657
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:54,558
What, do you hate your parents?
Do all kids just hate their parents?
658
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:56,852
- I'm fond of mine.
- Of course you are.
659
00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:02,650
When Ginny was young,
660
00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:05,403
we'd watch Christmas movies,
and I'd think,
661
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,739
"One day, I'm gonna have
a Merry Christmas like that."
662
00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:11,951
"A perfectly set table, no money trouble."
663
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,999
I mean, that's a strategy
that always works,
664
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,836
modeling happiness after
million-dollar-budget movies.
665
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:26,715
You know, I really thought I could do it.
666
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:31,554
Live here, have the perfect wedding,
perfect life, be happy.
667
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:39,395
You know, the enemy of happiness
is wanting things.
668
00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,533
Why aren't you with family?
669
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,744
Uh, well,
my parents live out in California,
670
00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:58,998
so I'll spend New Year's
out there with them and my sister.
671
00:40:59,081 --> 00:41:00,624
I didn't know you had a sister.
672
00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:04,003
I actually don't know much about you.
673
00:41:04,086 --> 00:41:05,379
No, you don't.
674
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:10,885
I have an older sister, Sasha.
675
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,636
Actually, you remind me of her.
676
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,638
She's gorgeous and talented.
677
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:16,098
Eh, she's bossy.
678
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,561
You know what I like about you, Joe?
679
00:41:22,771 --> 00:41:24,356
What do you like about me?
680
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:27,067
I never feel like you're judging me.
681
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,493
Well, then you are missing it,
'cause I'm judging you all the time.
682
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:47,588
♪ It doesn't snow
In the place that I call home… ♪
683
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,677
Thank you. I needed this, Joe.
684
00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:56,096
Have a merry Christmas.
685
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,515
♪ But if it's all the same ♪
686
00:41:57,598 --> 00:42:00,351
♪ It's pretty likely it will rain… ♪
687
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:06,357
You know, I always had this dream
I'd ride away from all my problems
688
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,526
on a beautiful white horse.
689
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,070
I always loved horses,
690
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:13,697
even as a little girl.
691
00:42:19,828 --> 00:42:24,708
♪ So on this Christmas Eve… ♪
692
00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:27,086
Yeah, I remember.
693
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,799
Wanna know why
the holidays scream and shout at me?
694
00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:36,136
It's always the same.
Moment after moment, it's all the same.
695
00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:40,808
Then the stretch of unwavering,
unbreaking stretch of time.
696
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:45,396
Other people are cheerful at Christmas,
full of hope and hot chocolate.
697
00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:46,855
No.
698
00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:49,191
Christmas is the time
that harks my failures.
699
00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:53,779
Santa points a big spotlight
on George Jones saying,
700
00:42:53,862 --> 00:42:57,241
"Hey you, George Jones,
you're not good enough."
701
00:42:57,324 --> 00:43:00,035
George, don't you love me?
702
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:02,788
Ah, Mary, of course I love you.
703
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:05,874
I love you so much
it's bursting out of me.
704
00:43:15,884 --> 00:43:17,428
I don't need Christmas.
705
00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:19,096
I need you.
706
00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:24,893
We're closed.
707
00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:33,235
♪ Hush… ♪
708
00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:34,320
Hi.
709
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:40,159
♪ Don't act so special ♪
710
00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:41,660
♪ What I do ♪
711
00:43:42,536 --> 00:43:44,580
♪ Is not for you ♪
712
00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:46,624
♪ Forget about it ♪
713
00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:48,959
♪ You made this mess ♪
714
00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:51,128
♪ I'll knock at your door ♪
715
00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:55,466
♪ Don't you ignore or forget about it ♪
716
00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:56,925
♪ Every night ♪
717
00:43:57,009 --> 00:43:59,887
♪ Got you running in circles, I know ♪
718
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:00,888
♪ Touchin' me ♪
719
00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:04,558
♪ Get your paws off my Dolce cologne ♪
720
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,268
♪ Back it up ♪
721
00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:09,146
♪ Off my throne
'Cause you know you wanna ♪
722
00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:10,856
♪ Make me ♪
723
00:44:10,939 --> 00:44:14,276
♪ Walk away and forget about it ♪
724
00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:19,740
- ♪ Forget about it ♪
- ♪ Hush ♪
725
00:44:21,784 --> 00:44:24,119
- ♪ Forget about it ♪
- ♪ Hush ♪
726
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:28,082
♪ Forget about it… ♪
727
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:44,598
Whoa, a Battleship!
I love being rich. Thanks, Paul.
728
00:44:49,311 --> 00:44:51,730
Austin, did you paint this?
729
00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:54,692
Marcus and I
painted all your presents together.
730
00:44:56,610 --> 00:44:57,653
Thank you.
731
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:04,159
And this…
732
00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:06,620
…is for you.
733
00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:12,459
The Mount?
734
00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:16,505
But how? It's been booked up for months.
735
00:45:16,588 --> 00:45:18,674
Their next avail is two years from now.
736
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:20,050
I'm the mayor.
737
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:27,057
- Merry Christmas.
- Thank you.
738
00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:29,560
Guys, watch this.
739
00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:42,990
What?
740
00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:46,160
- What? Where did...
- Wow.
741
00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:47,244
Bravo.
742
00:45:48,036 --> 00:45:49,580
Good job, Austin.
743
00:45:49,663 --> 00:45:51,832
Oh, and Battleship...
744
00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:53,375
- What's that?
- Oh, Battleship…
745
00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:57,838
Gil.
746
00:45:58,505 --> 00:45:59,882
Merry Christmas, G.
747
00:45:59,965 --> 00:46:01,091
Shit.
748
00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,889
Thank you so much.
It's good to see you again, Gil.
749
00:46:06,972 --> 00:46:11,685
You know, I have to admit
I had no idea what to get a teenage girl.
750
00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:15,689
Last time I saw you, all you wanted to do
was watch Teen Titans.
751
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,775
Wow, Dad, I love it!
752
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,067
I am so glad, kid.
753
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:20,944
When'd you get out?
754
00:46:22,237 --> 00:46:23,655
Come on, G...
755
00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:25,532
Mom, it was a surprise.
756
00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,952
When Daddy shows up in town,
we tell Mommy.
757
00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:30,078
Okay?
758
00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,581
Don't be like that.
759
00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:37,961
Hey.
760
00:46:40,839 --> 00:46:41,882
I don't want it.
761
00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:58,106
Thanks.
762
00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:02,528
You want him to leave now?
763
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:06,532
Wait, look... I'm sorry, I'm...
764
00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:08,283
I didn't come here to crash your holiday.
765
00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:11,161
I just... I wanted to say
hello to my son on Christmas.
766
00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:16,333
Sometimes, it's better to apologize after
than to ask for permission before.
767
00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:19,670
I don't know.
I think the permission thing has value.
768
00:47:21,046 --> 00:47:22,214
Yeah.
769
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,678
Daddy, you sure
you don't wanna come sledding?
770
00:47:27,761 --> 00:47:31,098
No, kid, you go.
I'm gonna say goodbye to your mom.
771
00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:35,143
Give your old man a hug.
772
00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:37,604
Have fun.
773
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:46,154
- Georgia, I've changed.
- Good.
774
00:47:47,072 --> 00:47:48,240
You needed to.
775
00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:50,701
Huh.
776
00:48:29,531 --> 00:48:30,866
Come on, come on.
777
00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:32,367
Come on.
778
00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:34,286
Georgia?
779
00:48:34,369 --> 00:48:36,121
Ginny burns herself, Zion.
780
00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:39,416
Our little girl, she takes a lighter
and she burns herself.
781
00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:42,336
I found her notebook.
It's all in there.
782
00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:51,511
Well, we have to do something!
We gotta help her.
783
00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:52,512
I know.
784
00:48:53,555 --> 00:48:55,057
- I know. Uh...
- You know?
785
00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:56,850
What do you mean you know?
786
00:48:57,434 --> 00:49:01,480
She... She's in therapy.
She wants to get better.
787
00:49:03,106 --> 00:49:04,149
You knew?
788
00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:07,235
You knew about this?
789
00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:08,153
Georg...
790
00:49:13,408 --> 00:49:15,410
Show me.
791
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:17,329
What?
792
00:49:18,163 --> 00:49:19,289
Show me.
793
00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:25,170
- Mom?
- You burn yourself?
794
00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:27,422
- Mom. What are you doing?
- Show me!
795
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:28,548
- Where?
- Stop.
796
00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:30,133
- Where do you do it?
- Get off me.
797
00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:31,510
- I wanna see.
- Stop!
798
00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:34,471
- Where?
- Mom, get off of me!
799
00:49:39,017 --> 00:49:41,395
Fine! You wanna see?
800
00:49:53,615 --> 00:49:55,450
How long have you been doing that?
801
00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:04,334
- Mom, I don't want you to cry.
- I don't understand.
802
00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:08,088
Why? Why would you do that to yourself?
803
00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:13,427
- Is it me? Is it because of me?
- No, it's not that simple.
804
00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:14,678
Is it Kenny?
805
00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:16,805
It's heavy, I know that.
806
00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:20,308
I tried to keep you from it.
I tried to protect you.
807
00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:22,728
I've only ever wanted to protect you.
808
00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:24,730
No, it started before that.
809
00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:26,940
My beautiful girl.
810
00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:33,280
My special,
miracle baby girl. Why?
811
00:50:33,947 --> 00:50:35,532
Why would you do that?
812
00:50:40,996 --> 00:50:42,914
I hate it.
813
00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:46,418
- I wanna stop.
- Oh.
814
00:51:01,391 --> 00:51:03,226
Come here.
815
00:51:13,653 --> 00:51:16,907
I am so sorry that I missed this.
816
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:20,535
I'm just so sorry, Peach.
817
00:51:21,995 --> 00:51:23,914
For everything.
818
00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:28,752
Give it to me, okay?
819
00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:32,464
You give all that pain to me.
820
00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:34,758
I can handle it.
821
00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:36,927
Come here.
822
00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:42,015
I'm here, okay?
823
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:43,225
I'm here.
824
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:47,145
I'm here.
825
00:51:49,981 --> 00:51:50,816
Come here.
826
00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:58,406
I'm sorry I… I ruined Christmas.
827
00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:03,995
Christmas was ruined way before this.
828
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:06,915
This is us.
829
00:52:10,001 --> 00:52:13,713
A very merry
Ginny and Georgia Christmas special.
830
00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:14,756
Right?
831
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:20,470
♪ Silent night ♪
832
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:26,643
♪ Holy night ♪
833
00:52:27,227 --> 00:52:32,983
♪ All is calm ♪
834
00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:38,446
♪ All is bright ♪
835
00:52:39,072 --> 00:52:45,745
♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
836
00:52:46,746 --> 00:52:50,167
♪ Mother and Child ♪
837
00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:56,548
♪ Holy infant ♪
838
00:52:56,631 --> 00:53:02,387
♪ So tender and mild ♪
839
00:53:03,221 --> 00:53:09,186
♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
840
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:15,025
♪ Peace ♪
841
00:53:15,775 --> 00:53:19,029
♪ Sleep in ♪
842
00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:25,118
♪ Heavenly peace ♪