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What was that? Nothing.
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Did I see your last name on it?
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It's a flier for my dad's
landscaping company.
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Aww. Uh, is that your brother?
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No, I'm actually an only child,
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but apparently appearing
to be a family business
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helps bring in customers.
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That's... Sorry, so your...
Your dad, he hired an actor
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to play his son instead
of just asking you?
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Yeah.
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I think I'm confused.
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You're not.
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Well, he fine. Can I have your
fake brother's real number?
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I'd like to climb
that family tree.
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Okay, so the writing
prompt is as follows...
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You're gonna write a paragraph
about a cat with a silly job.
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I know. It's silly,
but it's fun.
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And then after we're finished,
you're gonna read them aloud...
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Um, sorry, Zara and Joya,
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why are you guys not
in your assigned seats?
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Well, she keeps taking all
the stickers off my folder
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and then putting them on hers.
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No, I'm not.
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She keeps hitting me
and taking my pencil.
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That was my pencil, dummy.
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Oh! Okay. No.
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That's enough.
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We will treat each
other with kindness.
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Now, please, get up and go
back to your regular seats.
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You don't get to
decide where you sit.
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So, Zara and Joya don't
get along the best,
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and lately, it's
been getting worse.
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Kids rub each other the
wrong way from time to time,
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but it's okay, no problem.
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I know how to
handle these things.
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I've watched so many
unlikely animal friend videos
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that I don't even know what
"unlikely" means anymore.
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I'll beat you up.
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I'm pretty sure that
was "I'll beam you up."
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Like, clearly, she's a Trekkie.
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She wants to beam
her up on her ship.
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Her friend-ship.
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My dad's in town for
a big landscaping job,
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and he wanted to stop
by to see where I work.
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Probably so he could tell me
what he finds unsatisfactory
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about it to my face...
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with love.
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Dang, can you blink?
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Is this one of those
"Stranger Things"?
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What's your favorite
song, Gregory?!
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Dad. Hello. Welcome to Abbott.
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Thank you for having me, son.
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I'm Lt. Colonel Martin Eddie.
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Ten hut. At ease.
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Here's my business card.
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Let me know if you have
any landscaping needs.
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Eddie Lawn and Care can
take care of any job
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during any season.
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Mm.
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Don't look at me like that.
He gave me his number.
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Let me get you checked in,
and then I'll show you around.
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Your Hotmail account is
very brave, Mr. Eddie.
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I wouldn't trust a landscaper
with any other e-mail service.
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You doing your taxes?
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You know you can claim
stray cats as dependents?
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Taxes.
People still doing that?
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No, I'm trying to
crunch the numbers
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on my fantasy football
squad to find out
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why Mr. Johnson beat me.
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It was that damn Garoppolo.
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That's the last time I
draft based on hotness.
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What are you doing?
You already took that.
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Looking for your
fantasy football team,
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'cause it's trash.
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Well, now you about to
face me in the finals,
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and I do not respect my elders.
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There's only two
things I'm scared of...
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Facing Mr. Johnson and
having to kill my granny
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during the zombie apocalypse.
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You know, Mr. Johnson's
always the first
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to claim a player
on the waiver wire.
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That's why he's
been cleaning up.
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They should make him
the new Mr. Clean.
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He's already bald.
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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Double trouble.
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Dad, this is Melissa.
Melissa, this is my father.
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You got a good end-season
management strategy?
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I'm busy.
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So, this is your lounge?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You need some plants in here.
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The air is stale.
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Uh, don't mind us.
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We're just
green-thumbing through
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"Better Hoods and Gardens,"
looking for ideas.
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Dad, these are my coworkers,
Jacob and Barbara.
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Mr. Eddie, wonderful
to meet you.
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The caretakers of
the flourishing
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Abbott Elementary
Garden welcome you.
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I could have sworn I saw
the plants getting protected
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from frost using cut
two-liter bottles.
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A classic Eddie family method,
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except someone improved
slightly on the design.
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Y-You say "improved"?
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Well, gotta give it up for
my girl Barb for that one.
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Well, that and Sprite.
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Ah, no, no, Mr. Hill.
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That was all you, that
ingenious invention.
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No... No, it wasn't.
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I thought you did it after
you put all that mulch in?
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Huh?
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Well, what about the
cute little labels
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letting us know
what everything is?
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Not me. I don't know
how to write in cursive.
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Gregory. Hmm?
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Have you been secretly
tending to the garden?
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Yes.
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For how long?
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The entire time.
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But I planted the daffodils.
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You did. Just wrong.
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They were crowding each other
out, so I had to replant them.
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Look at you, showing
a little initiative.
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Well... Well, what about the
collard greens I planted?
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That was spinach, which is
not an easy mistake to make.
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Not tolerating incompetence.
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I like that.
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Thank you, Dad.
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Gregory, why would
you sow secretly?
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Why would you prune privately?
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Why would you cull
clandestinely?
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Hidden hoe-ing and
whatnot? Are you done?
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Barbara, hit him one more time.
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Why would you be
tight-lipped about tilling?
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Everything we planted was a lie?
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No, no, no, no.
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Some of those, um,
weeds were yours.
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Oh. So, you just silly, huh?
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I knew nothing could
keep you out of the dirt.
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And he has been secretly
tending the garden
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this whole time,
like some sort of
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plant Santa Claus.
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Like a Planta Claus.
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Uh, Janine, there's
a skirmish developing
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that needs your attention.
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Yes, uh, Zara and Joya?
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I am aware. It's in process.
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They weren't getting
along earlier,
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so I made them
buddies for the week.
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Quality time will
nurture understanding,
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and, you know, it'll
lead to a beautiful,
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blossoming flower
of a friendship.
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I say "flower" because we
were talking about the garden.
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I thought it was because
you're dressed like a peony.
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Anyway, trust the process.
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Before you know it, those
two will be inseparable,
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like peas and pods and...
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Dang! You got milked!
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
Nope, nope, nope! Nope!
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No, no.
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Yeah, just trust the process.
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So, I heard one of your
kids got hit in a milk-by.
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Just kicking the dust
off their friendship.
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I don't think they
like each other.
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Okay, guys, you know what?
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These kids should be
able to get along,
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and I can get them there.
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Yes. Look, my mom and sister
used to fight all the time,
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and I would mediate.
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I was both the crisis
negotiator and the hostage.
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I was Jack Bauer and Jack Bauer.
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And now they're
closer than ever.
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Doesn't your sister
live in Colorado?
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Physically, but
emotionally, she never left.
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I don't know. Some people
just hate each other,
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and that's fine.
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That's right. I don't like
Janine, and it's going great.
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Well, I'm a pacifist.
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You mess with me, I'm-a pass
a fist across your face.
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Well, I don't hate anyone.
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Except for Jimmy
Dontel-Anderson.
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Goodnight. Yeah,
in sixth grade,
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he threw a handful
of grapes at me
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while I was doing my solo
in "Moulin Rouge Jr."
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One went right into my mouth,
straight down my throat,
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and I had to give
myself the Heimlich.
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Our chorus teacher
didn't even stop playing.
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She just...
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You know, the show must go on.
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Okay, Sophia, you're up to
read the family tree report.
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Melissa, I have something
urgent to discuss with you.
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Be right back.
What's going on?
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It's about the fantasy
football championships.
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Why'd I even ask?
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At the end of his
sermon, I heard my pastor
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say that Christian McCaffrey
might not play this weekend.
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Then he said some
nonsense about gambling
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not being of the Lord,
but I was on my way out.
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McCaffrey is
Mr. Johnson's best player.
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Exactly. And if I pick
up his backup first,
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like a Black woman
on "The Voice,"
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he has no chance of winning.
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Waiver wire opens at
2:00. You distract him,
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and then I'll pick up
McCaffrey's backup.
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Uh-huh. What's in it for me?
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4% of my fantasy winnings.
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20%, and your shelf
in the fridge.
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Damn. That's where I
keep my various mustards.
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The Buddy System was too
surface-level for Joya and Zara.
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They need to know what's going
on internally with each other,
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truly empathize.
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So, I'm having them do a project
where they trace one another
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and then fill it in
with all the things
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that make their partner special.
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So... Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It looks like fun.
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I wish somebody would trace me.
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I think I'd be like 95%
"Family Matters" re-runs
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and then 5% Dunkaroos.
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In conclusion, it was very
nice getting to know Quagmire.
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It's Quahir.
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Okay. Alright,
guys. That's good.
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Alright, um, you know what?
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Let's have Joya
and Zara go next.
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Come on up.
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Here you can see that
Joya is full of poop,
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not just where you
expect poop to be...
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Everywhere, especially
her big head.
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Alright, you know what, Zara?
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That was not the assignment.
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Unlike Zara, I actually
did the assignment.
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You can see she likes gum,
Gucci flip flops, and Roblox.
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Okay, now, that was
actually what I was...
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I'm not done.
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I want to talk about
the outside, too.
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Smelly breath, smelly
farts, smelly pits,
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because she stinks.
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Whoa!
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You know what? That's
the final straw.
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Do you two want to watch
"Toy Story" tomorrow?
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Which one? I can't do 3 again.
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Alright, well, you're not
gonna be watching any of them
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unless you guys find
a way to settle this.
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If you're mature enough to
make the graphic drawings,
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then you're mature
enough to work this out.
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Find a solution or you'll be in
the library for Movie Friday.
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And we are watching
the first "Toy Story."
251
00:10:14,691 --> 00:10:16,275
The third one makes me cry.
252
00:10:16,276 --> 00:10:18,444
So, get back to your
seats, please. Thank you.
253
00:10:25,743 --> 00:10:28,370
Oh, hey, Pop. I mean, uh, sir.
254
00:10:28,371 --> 00:10:29,746
Yeah, you're funny.
255
00:10:29,747 --> 00:10:30,956
I just wanted to tell
you how proud I was
256
00:10:30,957 --> 00:10:32,666
of your little gardening method.
257
00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:34,293
Sorry? Don't be.
258
00:10:34,294 --> 00:10:35,752
Frankly, I'm quite
impressed you continued
259
00:10:35,753 --> 00:10:38,088
our landscaping legacy.
260
00:10:38,089 --> 00:10:40,632
Well, I couldn't let
those plants just die.
261
00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:43,302
If you're available, come
help me out on this job.
262
00:10:43,303 --> 00:10:45,345
Earn some extra cash,
maybe take that Amber girl
263
00:10:45,346 --> 00:10:48,307
out on a proper date
to a French restaurant
264
00:10:48,308 --> 00:10:50,851
that you can't pronounce.
265
00:10:50,852 --> 00:10:51,894
You want my input?
266
00:10:51,895 --> 00:10:53,437
Oui, oui.
267
00:10:53,438 --> 00:10:55,939
Uh, o-okay. Yeah, sure.
268
00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:58,066
I'll take it.
269
00:10:58,067 --> 00:11:01,486
So, you're taking
your gardening skills
270
00:11:01,487 --> 00:11:03,530
out into the broad daylight,
271
00:11:03,531 --> 00:11:05,282
Mr. "What We Do
In The Shadows"?
272
00:11:05,283 --> 00:11:06,450
It's just for a
little extra cash.
273
00:11:06,451 --> 00:11:07,451
Mm.
274
00:11:09,162 --> 00:11:13,206
You look like you're
trying to mute a smile.
275
00:11:13,207 --> 00:11:14,750
I am?
276
00:11:14,751 --> 00:11:18,211
Mm-hmm.
277
00:11:18,212 --> 00:11:20,005
I don't think my dad's
ever asked for my input
278
00:11:20,006 --> 00:11:21,214
on anything before,
except for that time
279
00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:22,975
when he asked if I
thought I was being funny.
280
00:11:24,928 --> 00:11:26,345
You caught me.
281
00:11:26,346 --> 00:11:28,055
I'm happy.
282
00:11:28,056 --> 00:11:29,473
I think I'm experiencing
what they refer to
283
00:11:29,474 --> 00:11:31,726
as Black boy joy, even
though I am a man.
284
00:11:34,896 --> 00:11:37,022
You see that? They're
getting along.
285
00:11:37,023 --> 00:11:38,190
I haven't had a problem
the entire morning.
286
00:11:38,191 --> 00:11:39,942
Hey!
287
00:11:39,943 --> 00:11:42,277
Are you the girl I'm
supposed to beat up?
288
00:11:42,278 --> 00:11:43,612
You a little small
for an eighth grader,
289
00:11:43,613 --> 00:11:45,864
but I don't discriminate.
290
00:11:45,865 --> 00:11:47,157
Hey.
291
00:11:47,158 --> 00:11:48,325
There she is.
292
00:11:48,326 --> 00:11:50,535
That's the girl who said
she's gonna beat you up.
293
00:11:50,536 --> 00:11:52,496
I heard your sister been saying
that my sister's full of poop.
294
00:11:52,497 --> 00:11:53,830
Wait, no one's been
saying anyone is...
295
00:11:53,831 --> 00:11:55,624
And I heard your sister's been
saying my sister's smelly.
296
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,417
Well, smells like your whole
family smelling smelly.
297
00:11:57,418 --> 00:11:59,169
Fight!
298
00:12:05,843 --> 00:12:08,303
Come at me, sis!
No, I ain't scared!
299
00:12:08,304 --> 00:12:09,055
And don't hide behind
that eighth grader!
300
00:12:09,056 --> 00:12:10,097
She can't help you!
301
00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:11,348
Okay, I am a full grown woman,
302
00:12:11,349 --> 00:12:12,308
and there is a better way
to handle this, girls.
303
00:12:12,309 --> 00:12:13,309
Below the belt, Keke!
304
00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:16,061
Smash her like she
smashed my milk!
305
00:12:16,062 --> 00:12:18,021
Stop! You guys!
Yeah, Ava, get them.
306
00:12:18,022 --> 00:12:19,606
Only in America.
307
00:12:19,607 --> 00:12:21,650
Hey, hey, relax.
This is designer.
308
00:12:21,651 --> 00:12:26,488
What in the Earth, Wind,
and Fire is going on here?
309
00:12:26,489 --> 00:12:28,115
Yeah, I don't know.
310
00:12:28,116 --> 00:12:30,826
Zara, Joya, I asked
you guys to handle this
311
00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,285
and you said you
came to an agreement.
312
00:12:32,286 --> 00:12:34,747
Yeah, we agreed that our
sisters would fight each other.
313
00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:39,835
Shame to see my queens fight.
314
00:12:39,836 --> 00:12:42,505
But I thought Ms. Teagues
was gonna get molly-whopped.
315
00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:48,760
Hey, Tasia, come here.
316
00:12:48,761 --> 00:12:50,762
Can you do Ms.
Schemmenti a favor?
317
00:12:50,763 --> 00:12:53,515
Can you take this tub of dirty
paint water and empty it out
318
00:12:53,516 --> 00:12:55,225
in the sink in the bathroom
at the end of the hall?
319
00:12:55,226 --> 00:12:57,020
I doubt it, but I'll try.
320
00:12:59,897 --> 00:13:02,066
Oh.
321
00:13:03,401 --> 00:13:06,445
Operation Splash
Interference is in effect.
322
00:13:06,446 --> 00:13:10,198
Ms. Schemmenti, I spilled
all over the bathroom.
323
00:13:10,199 --> 00:13:11,324
I'm sorry.
324
00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:13,161
You did great, kid.
325
00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:22,461
Attention Abbott
Custodian, A. K. A. Mr. Johnson.
326
00:13:22,462 --> 00:13:25,505
We have a drop and mop. Drop
what you're doing and mop.
327
00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:27,758
Report to the girls' bathroom
at the east end hallway,
328
00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:30,093
ASAPington.
329
00:13:30,094 --> 00:13:31,678
I haven't seen a mess like this
330
00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:33,890
since the Playboy
Mansion in '86.
331
00:13:38,644 --> 00:13:40,896
Okay, everybody knows that
bathroom is a dead zone
332
00:13:40,897 --> 00:13:42,856
for cell service, and he
still got an Obama phone.
333
00:13:42,857 --> 00:13:44,232
Okay, well, hurry
up, because it's 2:00
334
00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:46,026
and he mops at a
rate of 4 SPMs...
335
00:13:46,027 --> 00:13:47,778
Squeegees per minute.
336
00:13:47,779 --> 00:13:48,904
What the... What's the matter?
337
00:13:48,905 --> 00:13:49,988
Did you get him? He's gone.
338
00:13:49,989 --> 00:13:51,031
He picked up the backup.
339
00:13:51,032 --> 00:13:52,741
But the waiver wire just opened
340
00:13:52,742 --> 00:13:54,451
and he's in the
middle of cell hell.
341
00:13:54,452 --> 00:13:56,161
Well, that old man's mop
bucket must have Ethernet,
342
00:13:56,162 --> 00:13:57,245
because he got him.
343
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,752
There's no crying
in fantasy football.
344
00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:06,963
Ground's
still a bit frozen.
345
00:14:06,964 --> 00:14:09,550
Make sure you use that good
Eddie musculature I gave you.
346
00:14:10,927 --> 00:14:13,053
Don't
work so hard, son.
347
00:14:13,054 --> 00:14:14,387
You know what happened
to John Henry.
348
00:14:17,266 --> 00:14:21,228
You know, uh, I've been
giving it some thought.
349
00:14:21,229 --> 00:14:24,314
What if I added an "and
son" to Eddie Lawn and Care?
350
00:14:24,315 --> 00:14:25,857
Eddie and Son and Lawn and Care?
351
00:14:25,858 --> 00:14:27,692
No.
352
00:14:27,693 --> 00:14:29,904
Eddie and Son Lawn Care.
353
00:14:32,365 --> 00:14:36,201
What about your, uh, your
fake son from the flier?
354
00:14:36,202 --> 00:14:37,619
Great model.
355
00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:38,703
Terrible gardener.
356
00:14:38,704 --> 00:14:40,831
What are
you trying to say, Dad?
357
00:14:40,832 --> 00:14:41,873
I mean, we've talked
about me working for you.
358
00:14:41,874 --> 00:14:43,542
You tell me to do
something, I do it,
359
00:14:43,543 --> 00:14:45,377
you say, "Nope,
not like that."
360
00:14:45,378 --> 00:14:48,129
I then correct it, and you
go, "No, that's still not it."
361
00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:50,173
Then you say, "Fine,
I'll just do it myself."
362
00:14:50,174 --> 00:14:52,133
Then I watch you do
exactly what I did,
363
00:14:52,134 --> 00:14:54,344
and then you say,
"What an improvement."
364
00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:57,013
I'm not asking you
to work for me.
365
00:14:57,014 --> 00:14:58,850
I'm asking you to work with me.
366
00:15:00,351 --> 00:15:01,810
Why now?
367
00:15:01,811 --> 00:15:03,270
Look, I'm trying to get
into business with you,
368
00:15:03,271 --> 00:15:05,856
and eventually, I'm gonna
retire and leave it to you,
369
00:15:05,857 --> 00:15:08,191
but first, I just needed to know
you could carry your own weight,
370
00:15:08,192 --> 00:15:09,943
and you can.
371
00:15:09,944 --> 00:15:11,304
I've never seen
you more confident.
372
00:15:17,285 --> 00:15:18,869
Ooh.
373
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:22,330
What a wonderful drawing
of a... A poop head.
374
00:15:22,331 --> 00:15:24,457
Yeah. My fighting students.
375
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:26,001
Oh.
376
00:15:26,002 --> 00:15:28,044
Well, I see that you signed
up for my office hour.
377
00:15:28,045 --> 00:15:29,170
Oh, yeah, yeah.
378
00:15:29,171 --> 00:15:30,840
So, I'll see you in
a week and a half.
379
00:15:33,301 --> 00:15:34,342
And what do you know?
380
00:15:34,343 --> 00:15:35,927
Just like that,
a spot opened up.
381
00:15:35,928 --> 00:15:39,180
Hmm.
382
00:15:39,181 --> 00:15:41,016
Okay.
383
00:15:41,017 --> 00:15:44,227
Alright, so, I'm
upset with myself
384
00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:47,188
about how things turned
out with Zara and Joya.
385
00:15:47,189 --> 00:15:50,233
I feel like all of my solutions
just created more problems.
386
00:15:50,234 --> 00:15:52,485
I feel like I really got my
math wrong with this one.
387
00:15:52,486 --> 00:15:55,280
Janine, this isn't math.
388
00:15:55,281 --> 00:15:58,533
The two of them just don't
enjoy each other's company.
389
00:15:58,534 --> 00:15:59,743
What's wrong with that?
390
00:15:59,744 --> 00:16:03,288
I'm... I'm not sure.
391
00:16:03,289 --> 00:16:06,082
Just people not getting along,
it makes me uncomfortable.
392
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:09,961
Well, have you reflected
on why that is?
393
00:16:09,962 --> 00:16:12,047
No, but I have tried journaling.
394
00:16:12,048 --> 00:16:13,256
Janine, has there
ever been a time
395
00:16:13,257 --> 00:16:17,010
where you've had to
sit with conflict?
396
00:16:17,011 --> 00:16:19,512
Well, yeah, my mom
used to do these things
397
00:16:19,513 --> 00:16:22,390
that would really
upset my sister,
398
00:16:22,391 --> 00:16:26,436
and, you know, they kind of
would get into their squabbles,
399
00:16:26,437 --> 00:16:30,190
and I would get put in the
middle of their squabbles,
400
00:16:30,191 --> 00:16:31,983
and they would want
me to choose sides,
401
00:16:31,984 --> 00:16:34,152
and I just wanted it to stop.
402
00:16:34,153 --> 00:16:37,030
Mm. It was awful.
403
00:16:37,031 --> 00:16:39,366
Even now, when my
sister comes to visit,
404
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:41,201
she doesn't want my mom to know.
405
00:16:41,202 --> 00:16:44,162
And if she does, they
get all squabbly.
406
00:16:44,163 --> 00:16:47,415
And as difficult as that
sounds, I have to tell you,
407
00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:49,000
this is not about them.
408
00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:50,460
This is about you.
409
00:16:50,461 --> 00:16:54,464
You need to become comfortable
being uncomfortable.
410
00:16:54,465 --> 00:16:58,009
Sometimes, two people just
don't like each other,
411
00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:00,929
like me and that
usher at church.
412
00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:04,641
I'll sit where I
want to sit. Mm.
413
00:17:04,642 --> 00:17:06,184
Hey, Barbara? Hmm?
414
00:17:06,185 --> 00:17:07,936
See you next week
for office hour?
415
00:17:07,937 --> 00:17:09,396
Wait a minute, I
thought this was...
416
00:17:09,397 --> 00:17:12,273
Oh, Barbara. I'm
gonna have a ton of problems
417
00:17:12,274 --> 00:17:13,566
by then, too.
418
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:16,945
Janine, don't make me call
a 7th grader to beat you up.
419
00:17:16,946 --> 00:17:18,697
Not funny.
420
00:17:18,698 --> 00:17:21,616
Now that we have our jar
and our wet paper towel,
421
00:17:21,617 --> 00:17:22,742
we're gonna take the seed
422
00:17:22,743 --> 00:17:24,494
and put it inside
the wet paper towel
423
00:17:24,495 --> 00:17:27,122
so that it can germinate
inside the jar.
424
00:17:27,123 --> 00:17:29,416
But remember that the
seeds are very fragile,
425
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,918
so we have to take
extra special care
426
00:17:31,919 --> 00:17:33,461
to make sure that they can grow.
427
00:17:33,462 --> 00:17:35,673
Look, Mr. Eddie, I'm Jason.
428
00:17:38,009 --> 00:17:40,260
Okay. Now, Jordan Peele
that off your face
429
00:17:40,261 --> 00:17:42,470
so we can go through the
steps of germination.
430
00:17:42,471 --> 00:17:45,098
Wow, look at you.
431
00:17:45,099 --> 00:17:46,599
Got your fingers in
the mud with your pops
432
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,686
and it inspired you
to embrace your roots.
433
00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:53,148
It went well with
your dad, though?
434
00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:55,025
He actually asked me to
run the company with him.
435
00:17:55,026 --> 00:17:57,777
Mama told me there'd
be days like this.
436
00:17:57,778 --> 00:17:58,778
I'm not leaving Abbott, Jacob.
437
00:17:58,779 --> 00:18:01,531
I said no.
438
00:18:01,532 --> 00:18:02,949
Obviously. Yeah.
439
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:05,201
No, I never... I never
thought you would.
440
00:18:05,202 --> 00:18:07,871
Actually, he, uh... Noticed
how confident I seemed,
441
00:18:07,872 --> 00:18:09,289
and I said it's
because I'm at Abbott.
442
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,541
First time I've been
at a place that I love,
443
00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:12,792
doing something that I love.
444
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:13,877
Yeah, with people that you love?
445
00:18:13,878 --> 00:18:15,211
No, I didn't say that.
446
00:18:15,212 --> 00:18:17,172
But this job did
give me confidence.
447
00:18:17,173 --> 00:18:18,631
You know, I never
liked gardening before,
448
00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:21,384
but I like doing it here.
449
00:18:21,385 --> 00:18:23,178
Well, I, for one,
am happy to know
450
00:18:23,179 --> 00:18:24,512
that we will be
gardening together.
451
00:18:24,513 --> 00:18:26,765
Green thumb buddies.
452
00:18:26,766 --> 00:18:29,601
Mr. Eddie, I accidentally
dropped my seed
453
00:18:29,602 --> 00:18:32,312
into my mouth and then
I accidentally ate it.
454
00:18:32,313 --> 00:18:34,981
Am I going to have a lemon
tree grow inside my belly?
455
00:18:34,982 --> 00:18:36,107
Well, let's think about it.
456
00:18:36,108 --> 00:18:38,109
Did you also swallow
a wet paper towel?
457
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:39,528
Yes.
458
00:18:42,073 --> 00:18:44,199
Alright, let's go to the nurse.
459
00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:48,828
♪ You've got a friend in me ♪
460
00:18:51,207 --> 00:18:52,999
♪ You've got a friend in me ♪
461
00:18:54,543 --> 00:18:57,170
Is it hard when people I care
about don't like each other?
462
00:18:57,171 --> 00:18:59,297
Of course. If I had it
my way, Woody and Buzz
463
00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:01,216
would have started
out friends, yeah.
464
00:19:01,217 --> 00:19:02,717
But I have to learn to accept
465
00:19:02,718 --> 00:19:05,387
that what my students
are feeling is real.
466
00:19:05,388 --> 00:19:08,890
'Cause this is real
life and not Pixar.
467
00:19:08,891 --> 00:19:10,683
♪ ...rough ahead ♪
468
00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:13,103
♪ And you're miles and miles
from your nice, warm bed ♪
469
00:19:13,104 --> 00:19:15,355
Oh.
470
00:19:15,356 --> 00:19:17,982
♪ You just remember
what your old pal said ♪
471
00:19:17,983 --> 00:19:21,945
♪ You've got a friend in me ♪
472
00:19:21,946 --> 00:19:23,905
♪ You've got a friend in me ♪
473
00:19:25,491 --> 00:19:27,117
♪ Just reme... ♪
I don't...
474
00:19:27,118 --> 00:19:28,410
I don't know the
rest of the lyrics.
475
00:19:28,411 --> 00:19:30,745
See ya. Whoa.
476
00:19:30,746 --> 00:19:31,955
Uh, what are you two doing here?
477
00:19:31,956 --> 00:19:33,331
We're here to pick
up our sisters.
478
00:19:33,332 --> 00:19:35,041
Oh.
479
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:37,961
Okay, so you just happened
to be here at the same time,
480
00:19:37,962 --> 00:19:40,880
and you're getting along
very... Very cordial?
481
00:19:40,881 --> 00:19:42,549
Cordial? Nah, we friends.
482
00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:43,967
Yeah. Friends?
483
00:19:43,968 --> 00:19:46,511
Yeah. After you stopped us from
fighting, we got to talking.
484
00:19:46,512 --> 00:19:48,513
Seems like we have
some common interests.
485
00:19:48,514 --> 00:19:49,973
We both love butterflies.
486
00:19:49,974 --> 00:19:50,933
Aww.
487
00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:52,600
And beating people up.
488
00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:55,061
Okay. Well, you know what?
489
00:19:55,062 --> 00:19:56,396
That's wonderful, girls.
490
00:19:56,397 --> 00:19:58,022
Really. It is.
491
00:19:58,023 --> 00:19:59,023
Have a good night, okay?
492
00:19:59,024 --> 00:20:00,191
You, too. Bye.
493
00:20:00,192 --> 00:20:02,695
Bye.
494
00:20:15,082 --> 00:20:16,916
Hey, it's Ayesha.
You know what to do.
495
00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:19,461
Hey, Ayesha.
496
00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:21,838
It's me. Um...
497
00:20:21,839 --> 00:20:23,673
I was wondering if you were
gonna still come visit,
498
00:20:23,674 --> 00:20:26,718
because I think you should.
499
00:20:26,719 --> 00:20:28,136
And don't worry.
500
00:20:28,137 --> 00:20:29,471
I won't tell Mom.
501
00:20:29,472 --> 00:20:31,306
I promise.
502
00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:34,767
So, just give me a call back.
503
00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:36,312
Okay.
504
00:20:41,901 --> 00:20:43,985
The champ is here.
505
00:20:43,986 --> 00:20:46,154
Start calling me Sir Johnson,
506
00:20:46,155 --> 00:20:49,282
as I have been knighted by
the Queen of Trash herself,
507
00:20:49,283 --> 00:20:54,287
Ava's fantasy
football roster. Oh!
508
00:20:54,288 --> 00:20:56,581
You only won 'cause you got on
the waiver wire before I could.
509
00:20:56,582 --> 00:20:58,041
Which, by the way, how
is that even possible?
510
00:20:58,042 --> 00:20:59,459
Didn't you have a
spill to clean up?
511
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:01,920
Yeah,
on aisle three-peat.
512
00:21:01,921 --> 00:21:04,380
Hey, here's your cut. What?!
513
00:21:04,381 --> 00:21:06,049
You're helping him out?
514
00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:07,967
You were the one jumping
on the waiver wire.
515
00:21:07,968 --> 00:21:10,595
Yeah, I thought you had a
moral objection to the NFL.
516
00:21:10,596 --> 00:21:13,139
And while those moral
objections still stand,
517
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:15,434
I will do anything
to see my man smile.
518
00:21:25,528 --> 00:21:28,322
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