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♪ Now, wait a minute
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♪ in the city, of la
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♪ they're poplocking, woo
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I know for most people,
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a house party is just a kick-back
to catch up with the homies.
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But this is la, a city where
a party can change your life.
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A place where legends
are born, die, and live again.
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And bein' rich or bein' broke can
be separated by a mere freeway.
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But once in a great while,
the stars align,
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and the fates bless a few fortunate
dreamers with a night that will change
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the course
of their lives forever.
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In other words,
there's some crazy, beautiful,
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weird-ass shit about to go down.
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One and two and three and four.
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The fuck?
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Destiny, what you think?
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I know it sound weird, but
let's see what daddy cooked up.
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This beat feel good!
It feel free!
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I'm the goat!
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Sellin' out stadiums!
Platinum records!
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Yeah, that's my baby
on the track.
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You hear that? That's you.
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Yo, come on.
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Look who decided to wake up.
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Did you sign the start forms
for the it job yet?
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I'MMA get on that Monday.
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You ain't got all the time in the
world because in three months,
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your mother and I will be
enjoyin' our retirement.
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Spoonin' each other on the
Sandy beaches of Daytona, Florida.
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And this house will be sold, so...
did you find anywhere to live yet?
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Once I start my new job, I'll
have the money to get a new place.
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I mean, you could just
lend me the money.
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Yeah, right.
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When I was raised, you think anybody
was just goin' around giving me money?
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You don't know what
it was like in la in the '90s.
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Don't let this house fool you.
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Half this shit we got
in the riots, right baby?
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You ain't lyin'.
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I said, "lend," pop. Dang.
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Oh, I saw Mrs. Bailey
at vons yesterday.
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How is Venus doing?
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Good, I guess.
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I mean, I think she live near
leimert park, now.
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You two were like twins
in middle school.
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- Remember that?
- No, I don't remember that.
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I thought you two might
have been datin'
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until she went to prom
with that football player.
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I follow him on Facebook, too.
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He is more handsome
now than ever.
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You don't ever talk
to Venus at work?
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Not really. She work
in the main office.
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I see her when I'm dropping off keys
to a house or... Picking up my check.
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That was nice of her
to help you get that job.
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But stupid of you
to help Damon get his.
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Jesus is my friend.
Yeah, he's my friend.
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Damon!
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Damon, wake your lazy ass up.
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Damon! I know you
gotta work today.
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And clean up this room, too.
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It smell like ass
and onions in here.
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Damon!
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All right, I'm up already, man.
Damn. Jeez.
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That's what you get,
stayin' out partyin' all night.
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Mm-hmm. You think you can live
playing pick-up basketball
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and clubbing
and fucking up my house?
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See now I know why
your mama kicked your ass out.
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Aunt Jean, for the last time,
all right...
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It's not clubbing.
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I'm a promoter.
I'm working, all right?
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People followin' me on
Instagram and comin' to my parties.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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- Did you make any money?
- There she go.
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Oh, I get it. It's a non-profit.
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You're doing charity work.
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Boy, if you're in a club and not
making any money, then it's clubbin'.
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You must think I'm stupid.
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Don't forget, you owe me rent,
plus last month's.
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'Cause next stop is gonna
be skid row for you.
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Talkin' about followers.
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You know who got followers?
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Jesus.
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Mm-hmm.
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Take your rude ass to work,
and clean up that room.
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Smell like somebody
fucked an onion.
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Oh, my god, aunt Jean,
you just cursed.
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What would Jesus say?
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Jesus would say,
"shut the fuck up, this is my house!"
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Man!
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Hey, beautiful.
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Don't make me get my gun.
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Oh, shit.
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Let's get you
to your mom's house.
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See, what granny and paw-paw
don't know is...
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Is that I'm about to make a lot
of money from this party.
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And we gonna
have everything we need.
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Have all the toys you need.
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Hey!
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Hey, what's going on?
What y'all doin'...
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- Where Damon at?
- I don't know.
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Y'all know he doesn't live here.
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We gonna burn
his nigga house down.
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- Larry, chill.
- Whoa. What?
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I got my daughter with me.
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I tried to call y'all twice
this week about the party.
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Y'all ain't returning my calls.
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Y'all dickheads off the party.
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- Guile? I got this.
- Hmm.
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- Okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
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'Cause y'all dickheads
off the party.
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Yeah, I heard him. But why?
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You know exactly why!
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We're gonna make you pay.
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- First we gonna tie you up, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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Then we'll cut your little
nappy head off
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- with a rusty machete.
- Whoa.
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- Yeah.
- Then I'm gonna sew your Booty hole up.
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I'm gonna take some
Mexican candy, the spicy kind.
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Then I'm gonna shove it down
your throat till you're nice and plump.
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And then I'm gonna
beat your ass like a pinata.
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Larry... Larry,
let's just calm down.
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Hey. Hey. I need you to really
work on dialing back your threats.
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- Dial it back?
- You put too much sauce on it!
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- Too much sau...
- What you mean, too much... A pinata?
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Y'all off the party!
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You and that little weirdo Vic,
and that's that!
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Y'all can't do that, man.
We got money invested.
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You can thank
your home boy, Damon.
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Never liked that
roach-face-ass nigga, anyway.
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Yeah, he tried to play my baby
cousin, tried to get away with it?
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And steal from her?
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What you mean?
He stole from her?
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Daisy can't find
her gold necklace.
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And I know that little
crackhead-ass boy Damon took it.
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We're gonna
fuck his ass up on sight.
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- On sight, boy.
- Yeah. That's right.
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Then we gonna grind
his dick into a juice.
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Make him drink that shit.
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- Okay, no, no.
- What's left over, that's for you.
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We just talked about you
dialin' this back.
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- What did I do?
- We're not juicin' no dicks today!
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You know what? I quit!
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- Oh, you quit?
- I quit! Do it yourself!
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- You did this same shit in the third grade.
- So?
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Just get the fuck
outta here, man!
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- Guile!
- Huh?
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I got this!
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Between the both... why...
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I got it.
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Get the fuck outta here.
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Get yo' ass in the back.
What you doin'?
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I thought you quit.
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You got short legs.
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You interrupt me one
more time, I keep tellin' you.
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Every time I speak, you wanna speak.
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Quit speakin'!
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Hey. What's up with it, y'all?
It's your boy, damonthadon.
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Just wanna hit y'all with a bit
of morning motivation.
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Lot of people trying
to stress you out.
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But don't let the bullshit
get to you, all right?
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Do whatever it is
that makes you happy.
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Smoke a little weed,
a little meditation.
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Maybe a party.
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Y'all know we got a big one
comin' up, so, make sure y'all pull up.
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Until then... it's regular.
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Damon!
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Damn, man! Always hating.
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Here I come! Fuck.
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Hey, armen. Sorry I'm
late, man. The 405 crazy.
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Somebody famous live here?
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Jesus, I'm so glad I won't
have to deal with you anymore.
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These areas
are marked and locked.
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They are not to be
tampered with.
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Kevin will return the keys
when you're done.
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He's the responsible one.
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Man.
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I have another site to get to.
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Bye, Damon.
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It's Damon, bro. The French way.
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Stupid.
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Shit ain't that hard.
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Damn, man, this how
the other half live, huh.
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Hey!
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God damn, man.
I see you late as usual.
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Yeah, you know, I got caught up
in the clubhouse,
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schoolin' niggas
on how to be successful
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and not have to work
a basic job.
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Hey, how's my
goddaughter, destiny?
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She fine.
She's at her mom's house.
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Man, armen was acting
weird as hell, bro.
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Actin' hella sketchy
about who's crib this is.
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I guess you ain't heard we got
kicked off the party tomorrow.
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What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?
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Kyle and them is pissed.
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They don't like you doggin'
their cousin Daisy.
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Daisy? Light-skinned Daisy?
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That's they cousin?
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Shit. I'd be pissed, too.
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But they can't kick us
off the party, though, kev.
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We put money in! I'm the host!
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I told you,
stop messing with that girl.
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She started liking me too much.
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That shit... It just turn
me off, you feel me?
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I'm like, "you want me? Me?"
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I'm still in my ho phase, bro.
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Man, they said
you stole her chain.
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Man, that's cap!
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That's big cap!
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That's bottle cap!
That's Colin kap!
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- That's cap-tain america!
- Yo!
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Nobody want that fugazi
raggedy-ass swap meet chain, anyway.
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Chain's not worth shit.
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Damn, that shit
just fluffed itself.
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Whose crib is this, man?
Steve Jobs?
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- Steve Jobs is dead, fool.
- Don't mean his house died.
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There goes the money I invested.
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I got shit to pay for.
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Have to pick up
some extra shifts.
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That might not even be enough.
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I know, right?
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They payin' us Mexican
prices out here.
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Hey, my bad, Juan.
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I'm Venezuelan.
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Hey, nobody said
you wasn't, Juan.
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Come on, let's knock
this house out.
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I ain't got all day.
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I gotta get home in time to read
to destiny and drop the keys off.
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Armen must think
you a slave, huh?
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He know better
not to try that shit with me.
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I'll knock his ass out.
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Hey, v. It's crazy you called.
My mom's...
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Oh, nothin', I'm good.
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Corporate is in there right now,
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watching a video
of you and Damon
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smoking at the house
on baylor street.
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That don't even sound like us.
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This is serious, Kevin.
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They are short on staff today, so, they're
gonna let you clean that last house,
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but you are getting terminated
officially, first thing Monday morning.
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Maybe we can talk to 'em and
change their mind, or somethin'.
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I need this job.
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These niggas fired.
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- No, y'all "fired" fired.
- Hey, Venus!
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I gotta go.
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Sorry. Sorry, kev.
246
00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:24,910
Who was that?
Little girlfriend, Venus?
247
00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:29,310
Hey, bro, let's spark up.
248
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,930
Why you standing there
like you shit yourself?
249
00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,620
- We fired.
- What?
250
00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:40,970
How?
251
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:59,740
To be honest with you,
fuck this job.
252
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,420
You're way too talented
for this, kev.
253
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:03,740
What you should do
is focus on them beats.
254
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:06,870
The shit you sent me today,
now, that shit was hard.
255
00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:10,530
I ain't mean to mess up
your money, though, man.
256
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,480
My bad, dawg.
257
00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:15,850
But you'll figure this shit out.
258
00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:17,490
You always do.
259
00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:20,760
What if we threw a house party?
260
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,420
Where? Auntie crib?
261
00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:28,070
I mean, that shit could work,
but... She got these low-ass ceilings,
262
00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:31,120
and she got this cat that be throwin'
up every time it smell weed, so...
263
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:34,080
No, not like a regular house.
264
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:38,520
People are tired of us throwin'
the same party. Every time.
265
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,820
We need something... different.
266
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,170
Something bigger.
267
00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:47,220
Something like this place.
268
00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:48,090
You trying to throw
a party here?
269
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:49,440
Not here.
270
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,270
- Armen would kill us, man.
- True.
271
00:13:52,470 --> 00:13:53,950
We could rent
something out like this.
272
00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:55,360
Rent? Oh, hell, no.
273
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,450
That would be terrible
for our margins, dawg.
274
00:13:57,650 --> 00:14:01,020
Plus, my followers? Here? Shit.
275
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:03,410
Niggas ain't got no respect
for a nice place like this.
276
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,986
I don't know. I gotta
figure something out, though.
277
00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,940
I need ten g's by next week.
278
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,640
My parents
about to sell the house.
279
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,340
If I don't pay for my
daughter's fancy preschool,
280
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:17,380
char could make a case to get full
custody, and I ain't having that shit.
281
00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:18,490
Man, all right. All right.
282
00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,340
All right, man. Damn.
283
00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:24,430
You ain't gotta convince me.
I was in the moment you said...
284
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,780
"Damon...
please, I need your help."
285
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,140
- I didn't even say that.
- Man!
286
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:38,400
I could hit up my fan base, we could
make 10,000 off cover charges, easy.
287
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,230
All right. Enough
hypothesizing. I'll call around.
288
00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:42,450
Let's get to work.
289
00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:45,140
Damn. This nigga love to work.
290
00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:47,280
Shit.
291
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:50,280
Jab. Jab. Spin.
292
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,330
Yeah, that ain't a travel.
That's good.
293
00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:57,120
Hey, Sabrina?
294
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,480
Yeah, remember we threw
that Halloween party last year?
295
00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:03,720
Oh, look... I'm throwing another
party this weekend, and I need a venue.
296
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:12,990
Damn. This dude
got his own museum.
297
00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:28,360
Damn. She thick.
298
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:31,590
Whew!
299
00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:32,790
I would.
300
00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:40,990
Dude got Miami shit,
Cleveland shit, la shit.
301
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,900
It's like, damn,
pick a city, bro.
302
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,770
Man, you could actually
fuck in here, bro. Yeah.
303
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:49,000
Yeah!
304
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,600
Conforming to body.
305
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,380
Yeah, this is nice.
306
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,470
Oh! Ewe. What the fuck?
307
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,440
Is this motherfucker a giant?
308
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:15,660
Damn.
309
00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:17,720
Two weeks meditation?
310
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,060
This dude gotta be stressed.
311
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:20,840
Who is this bro?
312
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:39,210
Buddy is on LeBron's nuts.
313
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,770
Oh, my god.
314
00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:07,090
I know it's last minute,
but you gotta have something.
315
00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:08,950
Yes, sir!
316
00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:10,780
Yeah, I understand.
317
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,210
These promoters talking
a lot of shit about us.
318
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,000
- We're being blackballed.
- Well, fuck all that, bro.
319
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,610
Why is you still cleaning?
320
00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:21,130
Might as well get
this last check.
321
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:23,220
Fuck that, kev!
322
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:24,836
What you doing, man?
They got cameras in here!
323
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,610
Don't worry
about that shit, kev.
324
00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,616
I found the camera room
and I turned all them shits off.
325
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,260
You forgot I worked
at geek squad, huh?
326
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,310
Whose jacket you got on?
327
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,400
Check it out.
328
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,440
It's LeBron's.
329
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,140
LeBron who?
330
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,850
James, nigga!
331
00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:45,500
There is only
one LeBron on earth!
332
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,680
Why you got on his clothes?
333
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,990
'Cause this his house.
334
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:54,030
Mmm. This him, kev!
This him! This all him.
335
00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:57,250
This... man, look, man!
This is his candle.
336
00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:59,090
Smell like game time
in this motherfucker.
337
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,520
Look, man, this is his...
This is his fridge, kev! Look!
338
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,720
This his juice.
339
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,530
This juice is LeBron juice, bro!
340
00:18:09,730 --> 00:18:12,050
Get some of this greatness
in your life, goddammit.
341
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,880
You fucking
kidding me right now?
342
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,050
Shut the fuck up.
343
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,150
Yep. Told you.
344
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:26,240
- Hey, there.
- Oh!
345
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,550
You are one handsome,
philanthropic motherfucker.
346
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,510
- Who, me?
- Your hairline is perfect.
347
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:35,030
Anyone who says
otherwise is just jealous.
348
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:39,470
Bro, he got a hologram of himself,
just to give him compliments?
349
00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:41,730
Yeah, that do make
sense, though.
350
00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:45,520
The only person that could convince
him he the greatest... Is the greatest.
351
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,960
You handled the decision
to go to Miami perfectly.
352
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,350
Nah!
353
00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:52,300
That's cap. This guy.
354
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:56,790
Damon. Stop touchin' shit, man.
355
00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,320
Man, what, man? Shut up, bro!
356
00:18:58,510 --> 00:18:59,580
Your scary ass, bro.
357
00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,350
Oh, damn, I need a face ID.
358
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:03,670
Shit.
359
00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,930
Hey, Talk, man.
360
00:19:06,130 --> 00:19:07,540
You were great in trainwreck.
361
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,280
In fact, Ian crouch
of the new yorker
362
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,940
said you were the funniest
person in the movie.
363
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,860
Damn, we got all of LeBron's
contacts in here.
364
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,600
Pretty much everybody
in the world.
365
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,210
Man, shut up, bro.
366
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,470
Even got Carole baskin
in here, bro.
367
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,290
Should we invite her
to our party?
368
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:32,180
Yo! Yo.
369
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,830
Yo! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo yo, kev!
370
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:35,740
Yo! Kev, yo!
371
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:37,920
Yo, yo, yo. Yo! Yo!
372
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,580
How about...
We throw the party... here?
373
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,530
Bro, that was a bad idea before.
374
00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:45,190
- It's a terrible idea now.
- What?
375
00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:48,540
Your NBA 2k rating
should be 100, not 97.
376
00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:50,060
Yeah.
377
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:52,110
Come on, man.
It's the perfect idea, bro.
378
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,150
Who wouldn't want to party
in the king's house?
379
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,720
To become a champion,
you must think like a champion.
380
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,590
Listen to LeBron, man!
381
00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:00,290
Look, it's perfect, dawg. Look.
382
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,770
We just hit up all his contacts.
383
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,820
As LeBron's assistants.
384
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,426
We say that LeBron throwing a
secret party on some low key shit.
385
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:09,430
You want to trick famous people
into thinking LeBron throwing a party?
386
00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:10,630
In his own house?
387
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,300
- Hell, yeah!
- Man.
388
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,960
We can charge
way more at the door
389
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,526
with these celebs
coming, all right?
390
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,220
We can make
ten times the money, kev.
391
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:20,140
We can send
destiny to preschool,
392
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:23,050
high school,
college... whatever.
393
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,270
What about his family?
Somebody could show up.
394
00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:27,100
- We can go to jail.
- Your scary ass.
395
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,010
You worried about
the wrong things, kev.
396
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:31,580
Look. Right here.
They on vacation.
397
00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:35,540
- He meditating for two weeks.
- Two weeks? Must be stressed.
398
00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:39,550
I would be, too if I was about
to hit my 30th season.
399
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,200
Look, bro.
It's simple, all right?
400
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,470
We could throw the party, have it
cleaned, without him even knowing.
401
00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:48,080
Man, I don't know.
402
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,950
Hey, hey, man. Hey, hey!
403
00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:51,340
This is not about us, kev.
404
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:54,210
It's not about you.
It's not about me.
405
00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:55,410
You know who it's about?
406
00:20:57,210 --> 00:21:00,130
Destiny. Lil' baby.
407
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,610
She can't read. She can't write.
408
00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:04,220
'Cause she can't go to school.
409
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,830
- Why? Because you broke.
- Shut up.
410
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:08,450
But you can change that, kev.
411
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,130
You could make it happen.
All right?
412
00:21:12,090 --> 00:21:14,020
Yeah, you see it.
413
00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:16,140
Now... are we doing this?
414
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,460
Or are we doing this?
415
00:21:20,050 --> 00:21:22,760
Come on, now. Say yes.
Say yes, kev.
416
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,400
- This shit gotta be spotless.
- It's gonna be sparkling, bro.
417
00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:32,250
- Yeah...
- We doin' it.
418
00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:34,250
We doin' it. Yeah, my boy!
419
00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:36,300
You know what that means, right?
420
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,560
Looks like we about
to throw a house par...
421
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,000
Excuse me.
422
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,400
We're done in the living room.
423
00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:44,180
Oh. Okay, for sure.
424
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:46,480
You can leave the cleaning
supplies by the door.
425
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,180
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
426
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:49,530
Dawg, you about to get...
427
00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:51,230
Which door? The one over here?
428
00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:52,750
Just the one over...
429
00:21:52,950 --> 00:21:54,310
Not that one,
the one right over...
430
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:55,700
There's so many
doors in the house.
431
00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:57,410
Yo, Juan, get the fuck out
of here, bro!
432
00:21:57,610 --> 00:21:59,806
You ruining the special moment
between me and my man, bro.
433
00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:01,280
- Sorry.
- You and Gloria can leave.
434
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,710
We'll lock up. Thanks, man.
435
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:06,150
Yeah, come on, bro.
436
00:22:06,350 --> 00:22:09,640
Man, this is what we do, man.
We throw parties, bro.
437
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,030
I'm gonna make some calls.
About to get it crackin'.
438
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,380
Shit, I'MMA call diddy.
439
00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:16,330
Of course, puffy,
diddy, Sean, Mr. Love.
440
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,560
Yeah. Ciroc only.
441
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,690
We put the dj booth right here,
vip area upstairs.
442
00:22:22,890 --> 00:22:24,780
We can get sly and reg
to do security.
443
00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:26,960
Hell, yeah.
444
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,916
We need somebody good to clean
this place so we don't get caught.
445
00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:31,210
- We can do it.
- Naw, someone good.
446
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:34,010
You right. You right.
447
00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:36,756
All right, we're
gonna tell everybody no phones,
448
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:38,350
no social media.
449
00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:41,796
The theme is for LeBron and all the guests
to play dumb if it's ever brought up again.
450
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:44,980
We're gonna call it,
"off the grid part two."
451
00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:46,370
"Off the grid part two"?
452
00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:48,940
So, people think
they missed the first one.
453
00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:51,580
People would love to have
Dr. Dre on the ones and twos.
454
00:22:53,370 --> 00:22:56,410
Oh! This is Dr. Andre Liebowitz?
455
00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:58,630
Oh, my bad. My bad.
456
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,990
No, I do not need
a hair transplant.
457
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,210
Oh, my god.
458
00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:20,360
Then we invite all the
celebrities and regular people too,
459
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,360
and charge them more.
460
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:26,190
Man, we about to be
the biggest promoters in town.
461
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,490
Blanket.
462
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,950
Popcorn.
463
00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:49,680
Bro. You really think LeBron's installing
popcorn in his goddamn cinema...
464
00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:14,760
- Hey, yo.
- Yeah?
465
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,986
I think we'll be good if we
keep the party to the living room.
466
00:24:17,010 --> 00:24:18,680
Everything else is off limits.
467
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,460
Yeah, we can just party-proof it
468
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,776
like we did that pajama jam
we threw at my granny house.
469
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,120
Exactly. Plus,
all the good stuff is packed
470
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,640
into the restricted areas,
anyway.
471
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,080
Word. Nigga, this shit
about to be crackin'.
472
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,430
I'm talking about legendary.
473
00:24:32,630 --> 00:24:34,250
I even booked us
some performers, too.
474
00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:37,350
- Who?
- Migos!
475
00:24:39,030 --> 00:24:40,310
How the hell you do that?
476
00:24:40,510 --> 00:24:41,786
Told quavo he can play
LeBron one on one.
477
00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:43,750
- He believed it?
- Of course not.
478
00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:45,840
But he said he coming.
479
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,000
Shit, I was thinking he could
freestyle over one of your beats.
480
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,450
Nah, man,
I'm still uncomfortable
481
00:24:52,650 --> 00:24:54,150
playin' my shit
after what happened.
482
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,370
This the one?
483
00:25:02,570 --> 00:25:04,590
Hey, nigga.
Turn this weak-ass shit off.
484
00:25:04,790 --> 00:25:05,850
I got a customer out here.
485
00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:09,860
Yo, this shit
really is trash, bro.
486
00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:11,470
Fuckin' weirdos.
487
00:25:11,670 --> 00:25:14,560
Can't lowride to this, nigga.
This ain't dre.
488
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,300
You gotta get over that, bro.
489
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,540
Dude was recording in the back
of a cell phone shop.
490
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,830
No, I still don't
want to do it, though.
491
00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:22,030
That shit fucked me up.
492
00:25:22,910 --> 00:25:24,880
All right, whatever, bro.
493
00:25:25,070 --> 00:25:27,920
Look... I'm gonna drop a fake
set of keys off to the office now.
494
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:31,010
And I'm gonna give Venus
the real set, after the party.
495
00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:34,190
Man, we about to be kings
in the king's castle, dawg.
496
00:25:34,390 --> 00:25:35,390
Poof!
497
00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:39,310
Mm-hmm.
498
00:25:40,570 --> 00:25:41,810
We got a lot to do.
499
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,280
All right.
Focus on the important stuff.
500
00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:47,900
Yo! What the fuck?
501
00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:51,030
My fault, bro. Shit. Damn.
502
00:25:51,230 --> 00:25:52,730
Keep your feet off my damn car.
503
00:25:52,930 --> 00:25:54,430
Come on, kev. Let's get to work.
504
00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:56,040
Start with the back yard.
505
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,950
♪ Oh, god...
506
00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:13,230
Yup. It's that rapper weed.
507
00:26:15,260 --> 00:26:16,270
Baby lungs.
508
00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:20,280
- Oh!
- Yo!
509
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,370
- What the fuck was that?
- Looked like a koala.
510
00:26:22,570 --> 00:26:23,930
- A what?
- Yeah, a koala.
511
00:26:24,130 --> 00:26:25,716
- You never seen a koala before?
- Hell no, man.
512
00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:27,140
That looked like
a fucked-up monkey.
513
00:26:28,090 --> 00:26:29,090
Yo, kev. Let's go inside.
514
00:26:29,540 --> 00:26:31,116
Because if it come over,
I'MMA kick the shit out of it.
515
00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,420
Come on, man. Get off me.
516
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:33,646
You're scared of a Teddy bear?
517
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,040
Yo, what the fuck is that?
You leave the gate open?
518
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,760
Nigga, I don't know,
it's not my house.
519
00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:44,996
- Kev, come here. Hey.
- Hello?
520
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,350
Come here, kev.
521
00:26:46,550 --> 00:26:48,220
- Hello?
- Wait.
522
00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:50,650
Hi! I see you there.
How are you?
523
00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:52,870
I already saw you.
524
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,926
- It's a white man.
- Oh, shit!
525
00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:56,440
Oh, shit!
526
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,600
We going to jail, kev.
Oh, shit. He's a detective.
527
00:26:58,730 --> 00:27:00,100
Fuck! Get the drugs out!
528
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,450
I can see you through
the tempered glass.
529
00:27:05,050 --> 00:27:06,500
Kev, no. Kev!
530
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:07,700
Kev!
531
00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:11,500
Hi, I'm Peter. I'm the neighbor.
532
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,460
- How are you?
- How you doin?
533
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:16,076
Nice to meet you. Sorry, my pet
koala wandered over here again.
534
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,290
Ugh! This keeps happening.
535
00:27:17,490 --> 00:27:18,646
I just want to grab
the little guy.
536
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:19,770
My bad. Hi.
537
00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:21,730
So... you just...
You just got a pet koala?
538
00:27:21,930 --> 00:27:23,340
Yeah, pet koala, yeah.
539
00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:25,346
It started off as a prank
from my brother-in-law.
540
00:27:25,370 --> 00:27:26,950
But eight years
and one divorce later,
541
00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:29,480
it's the only thing I love,
so... joke's on him.
542
00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:36,006
- Is LeBron here?
- Get this guy.
543
00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:36,750
- Huh?
- Uh...
544
00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:38,010
Is LeBron home?
545
00:27:38,210 --> 00:27:39,570
- Um...
- No?
546
00:27:40,130 --> 00:27:41,450
Ugh!
547
00:27:41,650 --> 00:27:43,360
I just wanted to talk
to the big guy.
548
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,150
Still haven't met him and I
was hoping to chat him up a bit
549
00:27:46,350 --> 00:27:47,880
and maybe show him something.
550
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,150
Yo, man. Whoa!
551
00:27:50,350 --> 00:27:52,196
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't do that anymore.
552
00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:53,630
Look at this.
553
00:27:53,830 --> 00:27:54,930
Sign my jers.
554
00:27:56,670 --> 00:27:58,250
Lake show. Big fan.
555
00:27:58,450 --> 00:28:00,470
He's actually away on vaca...
556
00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:02,380
- He not here. Yeah.
- Business.
557
00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:04,990
- Miami, Cleveland. Whole bunch of stuff.
- Wife, kids...
558
00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:06,900
- Oh, he's gone.
- Yeah.
559
00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,130
Who are you guys?
560
00:28:09,330 --> 00:28:11,080
- We're his lawyers.
- We're his cousins.
561
00:28:13,210 --> 00:28:15,570
I'm his cousin, kenton.
This is his court lawyer.
562
00:28:15,770 --> 00:28:17,660
- Nice to meet you. What's your name?
- I'm deez.
563
00:28:17,860 --> 00:28:18,960
Deez. Deez what?
564
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,270
- Deez...
- Hey, uh...
565
00:28:20,470 --> 00:28:22,440
You said you're the... neighbor.
566
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,970
Yeah, I live just over those
bushes, right down the hill.
567
00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:26,970
- That's where I am.
- Got it.
568
00:28:27,170 --> 00:28:29,280
- All right, I'm gonna skedaddle.
- Ske-what?
569
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,060
By the way...
570
00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:32,260
Black lives matter.
571
00:28:33,790 --> 00:28:35,540
- They do.
- Yes, they do.
572
00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:39,110
I posted two squares
on my Instagram. Respect.
573
00:28:39,310 --> 00:28:41,280
- Hell, yeah.
- All right, guys. Toodles.
574
00:28:42,150 --> 00:28:43,290
Toodle-what?
575
00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:45,210
Marley! Come here, girl!
576
00:28:45,410 --> 00:28:46,510
Marley!
577
00:28:46,710 --> 00:28:48,080
Marley!
578
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,440
Fuck, that was weird.
579
00:28:52,150 --> 00:28:54,210
But we still need to buy
some liquor and stuff.
580
00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:56,560
- You got some bread?
- Hell, yeah.
581
00:29:02,690 --> 00:29:04,090
My whole life's savings.
582
00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:06,530
All 347 dollars.
583
00:29:06,730 --> 00:29:09,670
All right, with my money,
we should be good.
584
00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:12,540
I still need to let Venus know
the whole plan, though.
585
00:29:12,740 --> 00:29:14,496
She on the way
with her cousin mika right now.
586
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,280
Mika? Fine mika?
587
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,500
Good. Get a head start
on the competition.
588
00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:23,720
There's about to be a gang
of NBA niggas up in here.
589
00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:28,110
Vic.
590
00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:32,370
What's up, homie?
591
00:29:33,290 --> 00:29:34,470
Hold this.
592
00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:36,170
Damn.
593
00:29:36,370 --> 00:29:38,610
It's like the Kardashians
up in this motherfucker, man.
594
00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:40,170
You bring speakers, right?
595
00:29:40,370 --> 00:29:42,016
- Yeah. They out there on the truck.
- All right.
596
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,916
I almost got robbed by a gang
of crackheads on the way over.
597
00:29:43,940 --> 00:29:45,530
We're gonna put
the dj booth over here.
598
00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:47,050
Yeah, yeah, surely.
599
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:48,250
Whoo.
600
00:29:54,170 --> 00:29:55,170
Surely.
601
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,320
Gimme that shit.
602
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,630
Nigga, is this vodka?
603
00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:02,200
Hell, no. Never vodka.
604
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,590
Never vodka.
605
00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:05,160
- That's rum.
- Watch out, bro.
606
00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:07,190
- What, so you gonna drink on the job?
- Pshh...
607
00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:09,200
Yes. It's my dj jet fuel.
608
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,600
When I need to turn this
party up, I'MMA hit the bottle.
609
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,210
No, ain't no drinking tonight.
610
00:30:13,410 --> 00:30:15,206
Yeah, nigga, we not payin'
if you drinkin', bro.
611
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,560
I thought only while
I was dj-ing.
612
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,600
We can't take no chance.
613
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,696
You wanna talk about that time
you was dj-ing at that frat party?
614
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,870
♪ Fuck Donald Trump, yeah
615
00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:25,390
♪ fuck Donald Trump, yeah
616
00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,920
♪ fuck Donald Trump, yeah
617
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,090
♪ fuck Donald Trump, yeah
618
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,496
- See, that wasn't...
- Or that baby shower over in crenshaw.
619
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,140
- Look what...?
- Look at this punk...
620
00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:40,236
What is going on right now?
621
00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:43,190
- I'm gonna beat...
- No, no, we're not fighting him on this.
622
00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:45,800
We're fighting right now
because, you pay for this?
623
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,590
He's ruinin' my...
624
00:30:47,790 --> 00:30:49,770
No, auntie, stop!
625
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,580
- That wasn't even his baby. You seen that girl.
- Yeah.
626
00:30:54,670 --> 00:30:56,850
Do your thing. Sober.
627
00:30:58,330 --> 00:31:00,300
All right. Come on, guys, focus.
628
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:02,870
By this time tomorrow night,
we'll be counting stacks.
629
00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:05,080
I'll buy a big-ass bottle
of hennessy myself.
630
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,160
Hennessy privilege?
631
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,220
I mean, you never know.
632
00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:12,570
Can't you at least make it
hennessy black, please?
633
00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:14,140
Don't trip, man.
634
00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:15,876
You can smoke all the weed
you want to, homie.
635
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,490
You know that shit ain't funny.
636
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,710
You already know
how I get, all right?
637
00:31:20,910 --> 00:31:22,280
This is beautif...
638
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,100
Wait a minute.
639
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,050
Is this a picture
of Chris bosh's kids?
640
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,720
We'll explain later.
641
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,766
How do you even know what
Chris bosh's kids look like, bro?
642
00:31:35,530 --> 00:31:36,530
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
643
00:31:36,710 --> 00:31:37,770
Welcome.
644
00:31:37,970 --> 00:31:39,510
- Hey, Damon.
- What's up wid it.
645
00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:42,340
- This is my cousin, mika.
- I know.
646
00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:44,910
The most beautiful angel on ig.
647
00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:46,520
I think we follow each other.
648
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,430
Yeah. Damonthadon.
649
00:31:50,630 --> 00:31:52,350
- I don't follow your broke ass.
- Oh.
650
00:31:52,550 --> 00:31:53,550
For sure.
651
00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:56,140
Is Kevin... Kevin's in there?
652
00:31:56,340 --> 00:31:57,480
- Yeah.
- Okay.
653
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,530
You crazy. You crazy.
654
00:31:59,730 --> 00:32:00,910
We can fix all that, though.
655
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,540
Boy, if you don't
get the hell away from me...
656
00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:07,970
Venus in the house,
shut your mouth.
657
00:32:09,780 --> 00:32:11,670
- What up, Johnny, Jr.?
- What...?
658
00:32:11,870 --> 00:32:13,330
- Huh?
- Oh, my god,
659
00:32:13,530 --> 00:32:14,890
only you and my dad
call me that.
660
00:32:15,090 --> 00:32:17,240
- You know that, right?
- I know. Good to see you.
661
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,160
- Good to see you, too. You look good.
- I'm all right.
662
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,290
Nice. Colors of the rainbow.
I see you.
663
00:32:22,490 --> 00:32:24,080
Thank you for bringing
your cousin, too.
664
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,170
Damon was being thirsty as hell.
665
00:32:26,370 --> 00:32:29,390
Yeah, she just flew in from
Houston to promote that tummy tea.
666
00:32:29,590 --> 00:32:30,910
Wish me luck.
667
00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:32,350
Got one shorty in the back.
668
00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:34,220
You know what I'm sayin'...
669
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:35,526
What the fuck are you doing?
670
00:32:35,550 --> 00:32:37,220
Huh?
671
00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:40,180
- I was on the...
- Yeah, they perfect for each other.
672
00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:43,230
Yo. This place is gorgeous.
673
00:32:43,430 --> 00:32:44,840
What is this, an airbnb?
674
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,040
This is nice.
675
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,450
- Yeah...
- Rich.
676
00:32:47,650 --> 00:32:49,580
About that.
677
00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:51,890
- What? What's wrong?
- Everything's fine.
678
00:32:52,090 --> 00:32:53,540
Um...
679
00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:55,750
- I do need your help with something.
- What?
680
00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:59,020
Are you stupid?
681
00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:00,900
I just need you
to return the keys.
682
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,290
All right. Yeah, there you go.
683
00:33:03,490 --> 00:33:05,556
- Mika. Come on, let's go.
- Wait, wait. Wait...
684
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:08,290
Kevin... mika, come on.
Let's... get off of me!
685
00:33:08,490 --> 00:33:10,470
Why y'all leaving, man?
686
00:33:10,670 --> 00:33:14,080
Y'all idiots are trying to throw a
party in LeBron's house, that's why!
687
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,560
- This is LeBron's house?
- Wait.
688
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,260
Yeah, it's regular.
689
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:19,350
Wait, Venus. Don't
leave! Don't... Don't leave!
690
00:33:19,550 --> 00:33:21,440
V, I know this is crazy.
691
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,440
But you know me.
692
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,840
I wouldn't do something like
this unless I was desperate.
693
00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:28,880
I gotta pay for my
daughter's school.
694
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,750
I lost this job, the money
I invested for the party.
695
00:33:32,950 --> 00:33:34,580
I start my new job in,
like, a month.
696
00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:37,710
Look, I'm telling you,
I have a plan.
697
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,340
But we can't do
this without you.
698
00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:43,856
Yeah, he can't do this without...
699
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,070
- Shut up.
- All right.
700
00:33:46,790 --> 00:33:48,466
I'm not wasting my years
in college for this shit.
701
00:33:48,490 --> 00:33:49,990
And I'm about
to get a promotion.
702
00:33:50,190 --> 00:33:51,290
Mmm. No.
703
00:33:51,490 --> 00:33:52,990
Y'all can ruin y'all's lives.
704
00:33:53,190 --> 00:33:55,650
- I'm not. I'm out.
- Wait, Venus...
705
00:33:55,850 --> 00:33:57,820
Damn, we just got here.
706
00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:02,040
I just want to take a couple cute
pics and then we can go. Please?
707
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,430
At least check out the pool.
708
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:10,180
Ooh. Slim waist, fat ass.
709
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:11,520
Y'all wanna get this tea.
710
00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:15,000
Okay, I see you, sis.
711
00:34:18,170 --> 00:34:22,620
Kevin, this is a really,
really bad idea.
712
00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:26,450
It's kinda dope, though, right?
713
00:34:27,930 --> 00:34:30,510
- I mean, we in LeBron's house.
- Yeah.
714
00:34:30,710 --> 00:34:35,030
He probably sat right here and
contemplated on killing j.R. Smith.
715
00:34:35,230 --> 00:34:37,340
I'm contemplating
killing you right now.
716
00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:39,340
Come on, v. Relax.
717
00:34:39,540 --> 00:34:41,470
Why does everyone
keep telling me to relax?
718
00:34:41,670 --> 00:34:43,710
I mean, you probably should
just relax a little bit.
719
00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:45,050
I mean, you be a little tense.
720
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,310
Look, but I'm serious.
721
00:34:49,510 --> 00:34:51,180
I know this is crazy,
722
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,706
but a night like this don't
come around more than once.
723
00:34:52,730 --> 00:34:54,010
Yeah, whatever.
724
00:34:54,210 --> 00:34:56,090
As soon as she's
over this shit, we leaving.
725
00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:01,020
You impressed yet?
726
00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:02,630
I'm getting there.
727
00:35:02,830 --> 00:35:04,930
My hosting shit really
starting to take off, too.
728
00:35:05,130 --> 00:35:07,500
I got all my famous friends
pullin' up tonight.
729
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:09,070
- Famous friends?
- Yeah.
730
00:35:09,270 --> 00:35:10,590
And who are you?
731
00:35:10,790 --> 00:35:12,290
Their normal friend?
732
00:35:12,490 --> 00:35:14,460
Man, whatever, I'm popular.
733
00:35:15,370 --> 00:35:16,680
Hey, yo, kev!
734
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,730
Let me borrow your car keys.
735
00:35:18,930 --> 00:35:20,080
Gonna go get some supplies.
736
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,130
Whoa! You don't have a car?
737
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,390
They on the counter.
738
00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:25,690
Should I roll with you?
739
00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:27,290
No, man, one of us
should stay here.
740
00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:32,000
I can see you.
741
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,310
- Huh?
- I can see you.
742
00:35:34,510 --> 00:35:35,830
My fault.
743
00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:38,100
- Just don't fuck up my car.
- Yeah, all right.
744
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,660
Look at his little-bitty Booty.
745
00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:41,930
Watch out. That's why
your followers is fake.
746
00:35:42,130 --> 00:35:44,450
Yeah, whatever,
and you one of 'em.
747
00:35:44,650 --> 00:35:46,310
I'MMA stunt all over
this bitch tonight.
748
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:55,020
Motherfucker.
749
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:56,900
Talkin' about me?
750
00:35:57,100 --> 00:35:58,460
I ain't no one?
751
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,440
Sweet chunky black baby Jesus.
752
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:24,930
Yeah.
753
00:36:25,130 --> 00:36:26,130
Come on, now.
754
00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:27,700
Say what?
755
00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:29,830
What I do for a living?
756
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,190
I make money, bitch!
757
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,940
- 'Sup, man.
- 'Sup, my man?
758
00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:39,460
Yeah. Got this party tonight.
Make sure y'all pull up.
759
00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:42,470
Follow me on the 'gram, though.
@damonthadon81.
760
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:44,160
Hey, bro bro,
you pulling up tonight?
761
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,990
- You already know that.
- I'm gonna see you then.
762
00:36:47,190 --> 00:36:50,340
I can smell the deposit slip
on you, big time.
763
00:36:50,540 --> 00:36:53,260
Whoo! That ride is clean!
764
00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:55,170
All you need now is one of these
765
00:36:55,370 --> 00:36:57,180
exclusive Louis Vuitton
t-shirts.
766
00:36:57,380 --> 00:36:59,180
Man, Virgil ain't make
that shit.
767
00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:01,700
See, that's what make
it exclusive.
768
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:03,920
I ain't got it. I'm broke, baby.
769
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,660
Don't look broke to me.
770
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,060
- You're welcome.
- You lucky I'm parched.
771
00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:12,310
Cheap motherfucker.
772
00:37:13,660 --> 00:37:15,500
Donation, donation!
773
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,110
How you put on the fuckin' ac?
774
00:37:17,310 --> 00:37:18,450
- I like your car.
- Oh.
775
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,370
Oh, yeah. You know.
776
00:37:21,570 --> 00:37:24,030
Just taking it out for a drive.
777
00:37:24,230 --> 00:37:26,640
I've never seen one of these
in real life. Is it fast?
778
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,480
I can show you better
than I can tell you.
779
00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:30,590
Yeah.
780
00:37:31,980 --> 00:37:33,780
- Right?
- Yup. Yeah.
781
00:37:36,630 --> 00:37:37,950
Yeah. I'm doing it, right?
782
00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:41,130
Stop it! Don't lie to me.
783
00:37:41,330 --> 00:37:43,350
I swear.
784
00:37:43,550 --> 00:37:45,910
Music has always
been your calling.
785
00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:49,230
You still making beats?
786
00:37:49,430 --> 00:37:52,540
From time to time,
fucking around with Damon.
787
00:37:52,730 --> 00:37:55,700
To be real, making beats is a
waste of time if I ain't making bread.
788
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,200
I should focus
on something real.
789
00:38:00,390 --> 00:38:03,330
One of my uncles in New
Orleans actually does music.
790
00:38:03,530 --> 00:38:08,680
And no matter what life
threw at him, he never gave up.
791
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,810
I'm sure if he can make his dreams
come true... You definitely can.
792
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,560
What about you?
793
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,866
I remember my mom made me go to those little
ballet recitals you did for Christmas.
794
00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:24,260
You didn't give up
on your dream, did you?
795
00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:27,180
There's this modern
dance studio in culver city
796
00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:29,180
I've been going to
for a few months.
797
00:38:29,380 --> 00:38:30,380
Nothing major.
798
00:38:30,470 --> 00:38:33,740
But... it's a start.
799
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:36,230
That's what's up.
800
00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:37,430
Thank you.
801
00:38:43,870 --> 00:38:46,800
♪ You are on my mind
802
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:54,330
t... e... r.
803
00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:58,430
"Do not enter."
804
00:38:58,630 --> 00:39:01,690
♪ It's driving me crazy
805
00:39:01,890 --> 00:39:03,290
All right. Wait, wait, wait.
806
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,820
- Oh, shit. Man.
- All right. Hey, come on.
807
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,830
Girl, you can't wear that.
808
00:39:11,030 --> 00:39:12,220
You wearin' my clothes.
809
00:39:12,420 --> 00:39:14,230
♪ And I'm mixed up
810
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,020
Damn. That shit look dangerous.
811
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,420
Yeah. Yeah, we good.
812
00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:39,810
Where are you wearing this?
813
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,040
Okay, toot it and boot it.
814
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:44,320
That what you want from me?
815
00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:47,770
No. No.
816
00:39:49,030 --> 00:39:51,310
Hey, y'all. What's up!
817
00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:59,270
♪ Baby, it's all good...
818
00:39:59,470 --> 00:40:02,450
All right. That's pretty
much the layout.
819
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:04,580
All we need is 500 people
to make our money.
820
00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:05,800
Sly, you can keep count?
821
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,320
Shit, back when I was locked up,
822
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,500
keeping count
was my favorite pastime.
823
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:12,340
Most important thing, we need to
guard the trophy room at all times.
824
00:40:13,670 --> 00:40:14,760
Any other questions?
825
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,240
Don't trip. We got your back.
826
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,440
I talked to them.
827
00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:19,900
We ain't takin' no shit tonight.
828
00:40:19,930 --> 00:40:21,020
All right.
829
00:40:21,850 --> 00:40:22,950
Y'all heard the man.
830
00:40:23,150 --> 00:40:24,950
Shit gotta run smooth tonight.
831
00:40:25,150 --> 00:40:28,300
So, niggas better be locked and
loaded, ready to hold shit down.
832
00:40:30,070 --> 00:40:31,430
Mm-hmm.
833
00:40:34,370 --> 00:40:37,310
I didn't hear that. Fuck, man.
834
00:40:37,510 --> 00:40:40,570
Anything else? Bathroom...
835
00:40:40,770 --> 00:40:42,790
Damon is in the house.
836
00:40:42,990 --> 00:40:44,440
Damon is in the house.
837
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,140
Damon is in the house.
838
00:40:49,170 --> 00:40:52,060
La's number one
party host has arrived.
839
00:40:53,740 --> 00:40:55,540
Was that LeBron's suit
from yesterday?
840
00:40:55,740 --> 00:40:57,330
How the fuck is this your size?
841
00:40:57,530 --> 00:41:00,110
Man, bro, chill, I got a
tailor for the party, man.
842
00:41:00,310 --> 00:41:01,420
Are you serious?
843
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:03,060
Man, he ain't gonna
notice this shit.
844
00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:04,240
He got a grip of these.
845
00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:06,200
Hold that thought.
846
00:41:12,510 --> 00:41:13,740
What's that?
847
00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:15,480
Man, there was so much
extra suit...
848
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,440
I had him make you one, too.
849
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,440
Gotta look the part, superstar.
850
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,960
I had him use the inside
padding for yours.
851
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,480
Yin and Yang.
852
00:41:26,390 --> 00:41:28,140
Yin and Yang.
853
00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:29,750
Go ahead,
put that shit on, dawg.
854
00:41:29,950 --> 00:41:31,796
- Yeah, this shit actually clean, though.
- Mm-hmm.
855
00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:33,020
How you know my size?
856
00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:34,790
I measured you one time
when you asleep.
857
00:41:36,230 --> 00:41:38,200
Tonight gonna be crazy.
858
00:41:38,390 --> 00:41:39,500
Gonna make some money.
859
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,420
Send my goddaughter to school.
860
00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:43,500
Stay out of trouble. Feel me?
861
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,060
Might even fall in love.
862
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,200
Shit.
863
00:41:50,710 --> 00:41:52,250
Man, let me fix
my chains real quick.
864
00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:54,040
Know what I'm saying?
865
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:57,300
I know you're all thinking
they're vvs, but they're not.
866
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:58,870
I got this shit
from the slauson.
867
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:01,830
- Busted!
- Shut up.
868
00:42:02,030 --> 00:42:03,030
How this look?
869
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,870
Damn, that boy clean, man!
870
00:42:05,070 --> 00:42:07,140
Yes, sir! Talk to 'em, kev!
871
00:42:07,340 --> 00:42:09,220
- All right, look, seriously, though...
- Mm-hmm.
872
00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:10,710
Keep your eyes
on the prize tonight.
873
00:42:10,910 --> 00:42:12,360
Let everybody else
have a fun time.
874
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,880
Tonight is about making money.
875
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,360
That's it.
876
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,060
Yeah. That, and throwin'
a dope enough party
877
00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:20,930
to set us up to be the biggest
promoters in the city.
878
00:42:21,130 --> 00:42:23,720
In the city... man!
879
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,980
Are you ready
to make history, homie?
880
00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:27,200
Huh?
881
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,930
- Hell, yeah.
- Gimme some.
882
00:42:31,590 --> 00:42:32,590
Mmm.
883
00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:35,600
This is crazy.
884
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,036
LeBron is the size
of two normal humans.
885
00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:38,680
Bro. Three.
886
00:42:44,380 --> 00:42:46,570
There was still some extra suit.
887
00:42:46,770 --> 00:42:48,740
Had to make one
for my goddaughter destiny.
888
00:42:49,470 --> 00:42:50,560
Here you go.
889
00:42:52,610 --> 00:42:54,750
Keep that shit
in the family, dawg.
890
00:42:54,950 --> 00:42:56,260
I'MMA go check on this party.
891
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,720
This nigga different.
892
00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:11,770
Baby.
893
00:43:11,970 --> 00:43:15,380
What took you
so long? Been waiting.
894
00:43:15,580 --> 00:43:17,426
- Yeah, y'all good.
- No, they good. Yeah.
895
00:43:17,450 --> 00:43:20,520
Stop. Turn around.
Empty your pockets, lil' homie.
896
00:43:20,710 --> 00:43:22,190
- Want me to take your picture?
- Yeah.
897
00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:25,820
Welcome, everybody.
898
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,046
Glad to have y'all. Make sure
you have a good time, all right?
899
00:43:28,070 --> 00:43:30,830
I see you, black man.
Yes, sir. Do your thing, king.
900
00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,400
Damon! Oh, my god.
901
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,750
What's up, shawna?
902
00:43:35,950 --> 00:43:38,530
Yo! You really
doin' your shit, man.
903
00:43:38,730 --> 00:43:40,490
Look at you. This is so nice!
904
00:43:40,690 --> 00:43:41,970
I am so proud of you.
905
00:43:42,170 --> 00:43:44,100
I appreciate you, shawna.
For real, for real.
906
00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:46,580
Go get yourself a drink
and turn up, all right?
907
00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:48,410
- Say less!
- You looking good too, girl.
908
00:43:48,610 --> 00:43:51,240
Come on, y'all.
Stop all that hoodrat shit.
909
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,460
Hey, Daryl, you made it
out of the office!
910
00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:54,660
How you doin' boy?
911
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,290
Man, this is big time.
912
00:43:56,490 --> 00:43:57,990
Where did you find this?
913
00:43:58,190 --> 00:44:00,166
Man, this probably the nicest
house I've ever seen.
914
00:44:00,190 --> 00:44:01,630
I know, right?
But I see you, player.
915
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,080
I'm just trying to be like you.
916
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,080
No way, man, I need
to keep up with you now.
917
00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:10,610
Welcome to
off the grid part 2, people.
918
00:44:10,810 --> 00:44:14,050
The party that never happened
this time or the last.
919
00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:15,250
What's up, yo?
920
00:44:15,330 --> 00:44:17,050
Thank you all for coming.
921
00:44:17,250 --> 00:44:19,000
I'll send that beat pack
in the morning.
922
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,100
All right, sly, you good?
923
00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:24,710
Shit, yeah. Copacetic.
924
00:44:24,910 --> 00:44:27,060
Like 200 people
came through so far.
925
00:44:27,260 --> 00:44:28,630
Already made a grip.
926
00:44:28,830 --> 00:44:30,410
Cool. So, how's the line moving?
927
00:44:30,610 --> 00:44:32,410
Line's still thick
like an ig chick.
928
00:44:32,610 --> 00:44:33,630
Keepin' it pushing.
929
00:44:33,830 --> 00:44:34,980
That's bullshit!
930
00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:36,376
He been holding
the line all night.
931
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,550
I been here two hours.
932
00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:38,900
I told you.
933
00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:40,466
If you don't like it,
you can leave.
934
00:44:40,490 --> 00:44:42,990
Hey, fuck you, doorman!
935
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,430
Sly, what the fuck, bro?
936
00:44:51,630 --> 00:44:53,700
You can't do that.
He gonna call the cops.
937
00:44:53,890 --> 00:44:55,170
It's cool.
938
00:44:55,370 --> 00:44:57,260
I'm not calling the cops.
939
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:59,000
I'm going home to get my gun.
940
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,570
I'm gonna come back,
and shoot everybody!
941
00:45:03,210 --> 00:45:04,920
Sly?
942
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,880
I heard him say
he live in the ie.
943
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,750
No way he getting there
and back in time to kill nobody.
944
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,400
Next.
945
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,030
Yo, man. Cudi, bro.
946
00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:30,650
Hey, man. Thank you, bro.
947
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,210
Thank you, man. For real, bro.
948
00:45:32,410 --> 00:45:34,170
I'm like a big fan, bro.
949
00:45:34,370 --> 00:45:36,610
I've been fuckin' with your
music since man on the moon.
950
00:45:36,810 --> 00:45:38,220
Appreciate it.
951
00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:40,436
Yeah, but I'm not talkin'
about "day 'n' nite" shit,
952
00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:42,740
I'm talkin' about,
like the whole album, bro.
953
00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,480
My shit, what's my shit?
954
00:45:45,650 --> 00:45:47,490
I mean, you know the shit.
955
00:45:47,690 --> 00:45:48,850
Man, you sang that shit, man.
956
00:45:48,910 --> 00:45:50,270
Pursuit... pursuit...
957
00:45:50,470 --> 00:45:53,580
"Pursuit of happiness," bro.
That's my shit.
958
00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:55,370
- You go crazy, man.
- That's your shit?
959
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,710
That shit get me in my
feelings every time, bro.
960
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,500
Hey, by the way. I'm Damon.
961
00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:03,180
I'm the nigga
running this whole shit.
962
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,420
This is me.
I did this. For LeBron.
963
00:46:05,620 --> 00:46:08,110
- Word. That's what's up.
- Mmm-hmm.
964
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,900
- Where he at?
- Huh?
965
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:13,560
I had a special poem
I needed to share with him.
966
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,600
Oh, shit.
967
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,130
Like some exclusive
new verse type shit?
968
00:46:18,330 --> 00:46:19,960
No, nigga.
969
00:46:20,150 --> 00:46:22,700
A poem. For him only.
970
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:24,920
That's... okay. Right.
971
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,120
It's cool, man.
972
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:27,660
- Shit's on fire.
- Yeah.
973
00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:29,700
Uh. Well, he'll be around later.
974
00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:34,530
So, you can just enjoy yourself,
man, enjoy the party, bro. Yeah.
975
00:46:35,790 --> 00:46:37,410
I don't know.
976
00:46:37,610 --> 00:46:39,050
I never really go to parties.
977
00:46:40,710 --> 00:46:41,790
Too much laughing.
978
00:46:45,890 --> 00:46:47,240
Yeah, bro. I'MMA go...
979
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,030
I'MMA go check on everybody.
980
00:46:49,230 --> 00:46:50,290
I'm gonna go... yeah.
981
00:46:50,490 --> 00:46:52,020
So... yeah. You can just...
982
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,350
Hey, cudi, man, you can just
stay right there, bro.
983
00:47:05,550 --> 00:47:07,830
Yeah. There's a lot
of laughing out there.
984
00:47:08,030 --> 00:47:09,220
A lot going on, man.
985
00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:10,700
So, just, yeah.
986
00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:12,180
You good, man.
987
00:47:13,510 --> 00:47:14,570
That's my shit, man!
988
00:47:18,050 --> 00:47:19,060
Okay, girl. Okay, girl.
989
00:47:19,260 --> 00:47:21,190
Okay, girl. Oh... listen...
990
00:47:21,390 --> 00:47:25,980
Oh, my goodness, you are the
first real black superhero, man!
991
00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:27,720
You are the black power ranger!
992
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,200
Thank you, I appreciate that.
993
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,110
- Here we go.
- Come on. It's morphin' time!
994
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,340
Don't hurt nobody
doin' all that karate shit.
995
00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:37,820
- Go on, now!
- We'll see.
996
00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:40,860
- Can we get one?
- Naw, bro.
997
00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:42,720
Tryin' to get these bitches.
998
00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:45,210
Oh.
999
00:47:45,410 --> 00:47:47,000
- Guess who I just saw?
- Mya?
1000
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,610
No. Nick Cannon
coming out of the bathroom.
1001
00:47:50,810 --> 00:47:51,990
How many people did you call?
1002
00:47:54,430 --> 00:47:55,920
Damn, you invited quan?
1003
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,880
Yeah. You gotta watch his ass.
1004
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,360
Man, you worried
about the wrong things, kev.
1005
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,560
It's a party.
1006
00:48:02,740 --> 00:48:04,800
Shit crackin', bro.
1007
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,760
Look, we did this, all right?
1008
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,850
- Man, so just relax. Have a good...
- Dj!
1009
00:48:09,050 --> 00:48:10,850
Hey, man, hold that thought.
1010
00:48:11,050 --> 00:48:12,620
Why you ain't got
nothing to drink?
1011
00:48:14,230 --> 00:48:16,320
Nope. Gotta keep him fresh.
1012
00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:32,390
Hey!
1013
00:48:32,590 --> 00:48:33,910
- Hey.
- Hey.
1014
00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:37,480
Damn. My... I'm sorry.
1015
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,880
I mean, you look amazing.
1016
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,400
- Thank you. Not too much?
- No... you look different.
1017
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,490
- Like, good different.
- Oh, good.
1018
00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:49,540
Oh. This your shit!
1019
00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:50,740
It's my shit, too.
1020
00:48:50,830 --> 00:48:52,030
I need to loosen up and dance.
1021
00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:53,806
- Come on, dance with me.
- Yeah. Go ahead.
1022
00:48:53,830 --> 00:48:55,990
- Come on, dance with me.
- No. I'm not ready to dance.
1023
00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:57,720
No, they dancin', right in here.
1024
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,420
I just got down here,
Kevin, please.
1025
00:48:59,620 --> 00:49:00,770
Oh, come on.
1026
00:49:00,970 --> 00:49:02,600
You gotta dance, girl.
1027
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,040
Yeah, everybody dance. Let's go.
1028
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:05,470
Put 'em up!
1029
00:49:05,670 --> 00:49:07,340
- Okay, come on.
- This is embarrassing.
1030
00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:10,560
It's all right. Just like them
ballet recitals, you remember?
1031
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:11,760
You remember that?
1032
00:49:11,890 --> 00:49:13,390
We're gonna twirl like this.
1033
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,400
- Okay, that's enough.
- Wait.
1034
00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:21,270
Kevin!
1035
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,670
Whatever.
1036
00:49:32,870 --> 00:49:34,980
- Okay.
- What's going on over here?
1037
00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:36,410
Tinashe?
1038
00:49:36,610 --> 00:49:37,370
Hey.
1039
00:49:37,570 --> 00:49:38,850
Yeah. Let's fuck it up.
1040
00:49:39,050 --> 00:49:41,590
Just follow my lead.
We got this.
1041
00:49:41,790 --> 00:49:43,720
Oh, shit!
1042
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,636
Damon tha Don and Kevin
goin' crazy on the dance floor.
1043
00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:46,990
G5, kev. Let's go.
1044
00:49:47,190 --> 00:49:48,550
All right, you ready?
1045
00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:50,030
Do what I do.
1046
00:49:50,230 --> 00:49:51,230
Let's go!
1047
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:52,780
♪ You got much flavor
1048
00:49:52,980 --> 00:49:54,510
♪ this is how we do it
1049
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,610
- Let's do what we do. Yup.
- All right.
1050
00:49:59,810 --> 00:50:01,960
♪ This is how we do it...
1051
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,830
Whatever! Whatever!
1052
00:50:16,090 --> 00:50:17,930
Old school.
1053
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,030
Ooh!
1054
00:50:29,930 --> 00:50:31,820
♪ The party's underway
1055
00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:40,340
Hey, Venus, I... okay.
1056
00:50:41,380 --> 00:50:42,690
Oh, my goodness.
1057
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,090
♪ This is how we do it...
1058
00:50:46,290 --> 00:50:48,010
You're coming with me.
1059
00:50:48,210 --> 00:50:51,270
Wait, wait! Venus, wait!
1060
00:50:51,470 --> 00:50:53,580
Hey, you live, boy.
You living right now.
1061
00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:55,140
I don't know. Wait.
1062
00:50:55,340 --> 00:50:56,840
All right, we gotta
stay focused.
1063
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,800
No, man. Fuck that,
it's a party. Turn up.
1064
00:51:00,260 --> 00:51:02,320
This is crazy!
1065
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,890
Hey...
1066
00:51:04,090 --> 00:51:06,050
- We definitely won that.
- Oh, absolutely ate it.
1067
00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:07,820
You're amazing.
You're an amazing dancer.
1068
00:51:08,010 --> 00:51:09,160
Thank you.
1069
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,636
I'm looking for some
backup dancers.
1070
00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:12,120
Maybe you want to audition?
1071
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,470
- For the road?
- Um...
1072
00:51:13,670 --> 00:51:15,510
- Yes. Yes!
- You'd be great.
1073
00:51:15,710 --> 00:51:17,950
- Yeah. Oh, my god.
- Hit me up. Dm me.
1074
00:51:18,150 --> 00:51:19,520
- I will! Bye, girl!
- Bye!
1075
00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:21,260
Thank you!
1076
00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:30,660
♪ This is how we do it
1077
00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:31,920
Come on, man.
1078
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,100
Damn, they know me up in here.
1079
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:40,800
Man, what the fuck?
1080
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,160
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1081
00:51:42,830 --> 00:51:44,190
What the fuck?
1082
00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,730
Get the fuck outta here.
1083
00:52:00,930 --> 00:52:03,250
- This shit is weak.
- Man.
1084
00:52:03,450 --> 00:52:04,730
Mansion party's still going on.
1085
00:52:04,930 --> 00:52:06,000
Mansion party?
1086
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,870
Yeah, this dude from Instagram.
1087
00:52:08,070 --> 00:52:09,830
That @damonthadon81?
1088
00:52:10,030 --> 00:52:12,130
I just got the addy.
1089
00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:13,480
Oh, let's go! That's...
1090
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,480
Hey, hey. Send me that addy.
1091
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,160
I'm supposed to meet
my homeboy there.
1092
00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:19,440
What, I look like sending
you an address to a...
1093
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,400
How 'bout you
send him the address,
1094
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,620
or I shave your eyebrows
with a lawn mower.
1095
00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:25,190
He... he got the address.
1096
00:52:25,390 --> 00:52:26,930
Let me see that.
Shut the fuck up.
1097
00:52:27,130 --> 00:52:28,530
Hate light-skinned niggas.
1098
00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:30,750
Thank you.
1099
00:52:32,230 --> 00:52:34,070
- Hey, wait...
- You just got bullied, bro.
1100
00:52:34,270 --> 00:52:36,110
I ain't tryin' to die, bro.
1101
00:52:36,310 --> 00:52:38,860
God damn.
1102
00:52:39,050 --> 00:52:41,720
How hard it is to find some
rum 'round this motherfucker?
1103
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:43,680
What the fuck?
1104
00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,650
What is that?
1105
00:52:46,850 --> 00:52:49,120
This nigga got a house
behind the house.
1106
00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:54,180
Gotta be a drink
in here somewhere.
1107
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,570
Excuse me. Am I missing
something, brother?
1108
00:52:58,770 --> 00:53:00,530
What the hell goin' on in here?
1109
00:53:00,730 --> 00:53:02,310
You missin' out on
this high-octane.
1110
00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:03,510
We getting zooted.
1111
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,060
This shit'll change your life.
1112
00:53:05,260 --> 00:53:07,450
Man, you need
to hit this shit, okay?
1113
00:53:07,650 --> 00:53:09,760
I just came up with this
fire-ass movie idea.
1114
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:11,840
It's roots,backwards.
1115
00:53:13,050 --> 00:53:15,410
- Stoor?
- We go to Europe,
1116
00:53:15,610 --> 00:53:19,370
capture these motherfuckers, we plant
a bunch of shit, they have to pick it.
1117
00:53:19,570 --> 00:53:21,330
And it's just,
like... it's all flipped.
1118
00:53:21,530 --> 00:53:23,290
I get Bobby brown
to do the whole soundtrack.
1119
00:53:24,330 --> 00:53:25,630
All right? Stay tuned.
1120
00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:29,040
You might want
to hit that, though.
1121
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:45,520
You good?
1122
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,790
Shit, we done
fucked up the koala.
1123
00:53:59,310 --> 00:54:05,330
Damn! Look at all these...
People! Damn!
1124
00:54:05,530 --> 00:54:07,940
Can't believe we spent
$300 to get in here.
1125
00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:09,550
Man, fuck this shit.
1126
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:13,420
Damn. This is nice.
1127
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,250
Oh.
1128
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,250
But this is ugly.
1129
00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:20,390
Psst!
1130
00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:21,590
Vic.
1131
00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:24,300
Vic.
1132
00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:26,350
Victor!
1133
00:54:26,550 --> 00:54:27,620
Yes, Jesus?
1134
00:54:27,820 --> 00:54:29,440
Psst! Come here, man.
1135
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,390
The hell wrong with you, man?
1136
00:54:33,310 --> 00:54:34,100
Yo, I gotta piss.
1137
00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:35,310
Watch my post.
1138
00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:40,710
Nigga, why are you so high?
1139
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,620
Why you look like g.I. Joe?
1140
00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:48,110
Didn't give me
no gun or nothing.
1141
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,730
Hey, my man. You gotta sit down.
1142
00:54:52,930 --> 00:54:54,560
That's for sitting, not dancing.
1143
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,780
That's not a cup, bro!
1144
00:54:56,980 --> 00:54:57,980
My bad.
1145
00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:03,220
- Bro. Come on, now.
- No, no. Stop. Get off me.
1146
00:55:03,420 --> 00:55:04,640
We having fun, man. Come on.
1147
00:55:05,690 --> 00:55:07,050
This shit getting out of hand.
1148
00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:08,560
Where the fuck is Damon?
1149
00:55:12,870 --> 00:55:14,040
Damon?
1150
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,450
Damn.
1151
00:55:22,650 --> 00:55:23,650
What the fuck, d?
1152
00:55:25,660 --> 00:55:27,856
Yo, you cock-blockin' like
a motherfucker right now, dawg.
1153
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,110
Cock-blockin'?
1154
00:55:29,310 --> 00:55:30,990
Nigga, you got these hos
in here, stealing.
1155
00:55:31,140 --> 00:55:32,980
Have you seen how
out-of-control this party is?
1156
00:55:33,140 --> 00:55:34,860
What, like in
a "go viral" type way?
1157
00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:37,380
Man, look at all this money
we done made, bro.
1158
00:55:37,580 --> 00:55:38,860
Destiny is good.
1159
00:55:39,060 --> 00:55:41,170
The last thing
we want to do is go viral.
1160
00:55:41,370 --> 00:55:43,430
Remember, we gotta pay
to clean all this shit up.
1161
00:55:43,630 --> 00:55:46,170
- The house is fucked up!
- Hey, man. Bro, chill.
1162
00:55:46,370 --> 00:55:48,040
Nigga, it's a party, bro.
1163
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:49,240
Shit is lit.
1164
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,830
We been going crazy on ig, too.
1165
00:55:53,030 --> 00:55:54,030
Check the feeds.
1166
00:55:54,650 --> 00:55:56,100
What is you doing?
1167
00:55:56,300 --> 00:55:58,320
We're about to get shut
the fuck down.
1168
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,100
We gotta pay for shit.
1169
00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:01,900
We ain't even made
the money we need yet!
1170
00:56:03,390 --> 00:56:04,970
Bro, I'm deleting all this shit.
1171
00:56:05,170 --> 00:56:08,110
- It's way too much.
- Chill. All right? Relax.
1172
00:56:08,310 --> 00:56:09,930
They're gonna trace
the party back to us.
1173
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,020
I'm done after this.
1174
00:56:12,220 --> 00:56:13,850
All right, look, man. We just...
1175
00:56:14,050 --> 00:56:16,810
When summer come around,
we just go hard on the promotion,
1176
00:56:17,010 --> 00:56:18,340
switch up the strategy...
1177
00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:20,730
I don't think you heard me,
I'm done, bro.
1178
00:56:20,930 --> 00:56:22,820
I'm making the money
I need and I'm out.
1179
00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:24,560
Damn, man. Bro.
1180
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,390
What the fuck, man? Wait, bro.
1181
00:56:26,590 --> 00:56:29,910
Why is everything always
about you, bro, huh?
1182
00:56:30,110 --> 00:56:31,470
You ever thought
about what I'll do
1183
00:56:31,550 --> 00:56:33,520
after you dip on me
to take that it job?
1184
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,090
You're selfish as fuck, bro.
1185
00:56:35,290 --> 00:56:36,880
- I'm selfish?
- Hell, yeah.
1186
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,230
Everything you do is fucked up.
1187
00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:40,750
Everything has been your fault.
1188
00:56:40,950 --> 00:56:42,710
Yeah, this bangin'-ass
party I threw
1189
00:56:42,910 --> 00:56:44,750
to get you money
for your daughter is my fault?
1190
00:56:44,870 --> 00:56:47,360
Yes! We wouldn't even
be in this position
1191
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,360
if you hadn't got us
kicked off the other one.
1192
00:56:49,710 --> 00:56:51,590
I got a life, bro.
1193
00:56:51,790 --> 00:56:53,020
I got real responsibilities.
1194
00:56:53,220 --> 00:56:54,940
I have a daughter.
You wouldn't understand.
1195
00:56:55,140 --> 00:56:57,340
You acting like I ain't had
your back since day one, bro.
1196
00:56:57,530 --> 00:57:00,770
Destiny is my goddaughter,
and I take that shit very serious.
1197
00:57:00,970 --> 00:57:03,470
I keep putting you
in a position to win, nigga!
1198
00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:06,730
And all that shit you done
blame me for, bro...
1199
00:57:06,930 --> 00:57:08,990
I ain't force you to do
none of that.
1200
00:57:09,190 --> 00:57:11,080
You gotta take
responsibility for that.
1201
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:12,680
And destiny is not
your goddaughter.
1202
00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:14,090
So, stop sayin' that.
1203
00:57:14,290 --> 00:57:15,656
You think if something
happened to me
1204
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,790
I'd put my child's life
in your hands?
1205
00:57:17,990 --> 00:57:19,740
I mean, you're irresponsible
as fuck.
1206
00:57:22,090 --> 00:57:23,920
Umm.
1207
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,130
Can I have my shirt?
1208
00:57:33,790 --> 00:57:34,790
Rude.
1209
00:57:37,930 --> 00:57:41,060
Yeah. I know you see
that big ol' Booty.
1210
00:57:42,060 --> 00:57:43,190
That's because of me, nigga.
1211
00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:47,370
Ain't no pleasing you, man.
1212
00:57:50,330 --> 00:57:51,720
I stay lookin' out for you.
1213
00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:54,100
But who lookin' out for Damon?
1214
00:57:54,150 --> 00:57:56,520
Damon is lookin' out for Damon.
1215
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,120
Why else would you be up here
while this party goin' to shit?
1216
00:58:00,170 --> 00:58:01,450
It's like you get me out of shit
1217
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,080
just to get me
into even bigger shit.
1218
00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:07,910
Is that Daisy's chain?
1219
00:58:08,870 --> 00:58:10,450
Hmm.
1220
00:58:10,650 --> 00:58:11,920
So, you did take that shit?
1221
00:58:15,490 --> 00:58:17,010
I gotta go clean up your mess.
1222
00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:25,490
You could tell he was broke?
1223
00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:26,380
I could tell.
1224
00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:27,580
It was the corduroy?
1225
00:58:27,660 --> 00:58:29,950
I see something.
1226
00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:31,160
You see what?
1227
00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:35,550
Kamika! Girl...
1228
00:58:37,420 --> 00:58:38,470
He look broke, too.
1229
00:58:49,910 --> 00:58:51,490
Oh, Kevin, Kevin!
1230
00:58:51,690 --> 00:58:52,920
You know what's crazy?
1231
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,540
Excuse me.
1232
00:58:54,730 --> 00:58:56,280
I'm actually having a good time.
1233
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:57,540
I'm a little tipsy.
1234
00:58:57,740 --> 00:58:59,580
But I'm having a good time.
1235
00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:01,020
Are you all right? What's good?
1236
00:59:01,090 --> 00:59:02,400
No, this party's going to shit.
1237
00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:04,060
Are you serious?
1238
00:59:04,220 --> 00:59:05,620
Everything's fine, Kevin.
1239
00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:07,630
Look at it. People are...
1240
00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:09,680
White girl on a table.
1241
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,940
Damon has fucked up
everything, as usual.
1242
00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:14,060
I know the neighbors
done called the cops by now.
1243
00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:15,126
I need to go outside
and check it.
1244
00:59:15,150 --> 00:59:16,730
No, don't... look.
1245
00:59:16,930 --> 00:59:19,730
Is Damon an idiot? Sure.
1246
00:59:19,930 --> 00:59:21,130
Hell, yes, actually.
1247
00:59:21,330 --> 00:59:23,170
But you knew that.
1248
00:59:23,370 --> 00:59:25,910
So, some of this
is on you, right?
1249
00:59:27,650 --> 00:59:31,400
But it's okay, because...
Because you got this, okay?
1250
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:32,960
We got this, okay?
1251
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,280
We're gonna figure this out.
1252
00:59:35,650 --> 00:59:38,620
Relax. Remember?
1253
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:45,020
Oh, Vic, you all right?
1254
00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:49,290
See, it's five minutes ago, and I
was in a room with a koala and shit.
1255
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:53,250
And now it's 45 minutes in the
future, and now I'm eating waffles.
1256
00:59:53,450 --> 00:59:55,200
- What?
- He hit the blunt.
1257
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,080
He thinks he's time traveling.
1258
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:01,690
Dj, you need to get your ass
back in that booth, man.
1259
01:00:01,890 --> 01:00:03,600
That booth is a prison.
1260
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,860
And I will not be jailed
in your timeline, okay?
1261
01:00:07,690 --> 01:00:08,860
1976...
1262
01:00:10,510 --> 01:00:11,510
Weirdo.
1263
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,950
Where Damon at, man?
1264
01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:21,930
Weak-ass art.
1265
01:00:22,130 --> 01:00:24,100
Oh, she got some titties.
1266
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:27,790
Yo, Damon!
1267
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,410
Damon!
1268
01:00:29,610 --> 01:00:31,460
Where you at, you little bitch?
1269
01:00:36,620 --> 01:00:38,120
♪ It's hard to grow up
1270
01:00:45,190 --> 01:00:46,340
♪ 'm a blow up...
1271
01:00:49,470 --> 01:00:51,570
This crazy.
1272
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,650
What the fuck is this?
1273
01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:57,780
Cocaina.
1274
01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:06,870
Fine with me.
1275
01:01:11,530 --> 01:01:13,400
They throwing a party
at LeBron James's house?
1276
01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:18,940
- Do you see this?
- I see that.
1277
01:01:19,140 --> 01:01:20,460
That's Cleveland right there.
1278
01:01:20,660 --> 01:01:22,550
- Open this up. Open this up.
- I get that side.
1279
01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:23,950
Do the math. You get that side.
1280
01:01:24,060 --> 01:01:25,510
There's gotta be a lock.
1281
01:01:25,710 --> 01:01:27,430
No, no. It's on
the top. The angle...
1282
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,210
Ooh!
1283
01:01:29,410 --> 01:01:30,550
Works every time.
1284
01:01:37,780 --> 01:01:39,530
What y'all think this worth?
1285
01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:43,050
Well, shit, way more
than what we got right now.
1286
01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:45,400
Come on, y'all, we can't
steal from the goat, James.
1287
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,140
You know what I'm saying?
That's crazy.
1288
01:01:47,340 --> 01:01:48,930
What, you a laker fan?
1289
01:01:49,130 --> 01:01:51,090
Hell no, nigga,
I'm a gymnastics fan.
1290
01:01:52,140 --> 01:01:53,450
Well, we in business, then.
1291
01:01:53,650 --> 01:01:54,650
Let's go.
1292
01:01:58,970 --> 01:01:59,980
You can do this.
1293
01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:01,180
You can do this.
1294
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:06,990
Man, what the fuck?
1295
01:02:07,190 --> 01:02:09,080
Man, put on some
migos or something.
1296
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:10,910
It's 1998, bro.
1297
01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:13,120
The migos don't exist yet.
1298
01:02:15,370 --> 01:02:16,820
Hey. Come on, now. Wait up.
1299
01:02:17,020 --> 01:02:18,480
I was just... come on, we can...
1300
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,120
We can go back. Hey. Hey.
1301
01:02:26,130 --> 01:02:28,230
What's up now, fuck boy?
1302
01:02:28,430 --> 01:02:31,060
We gonna beat your fucking ass!
1303
01:02:33,170 --> 01:02:35,230
Open the door!
Hey, open the door.
1304
01:02:35,430 --> 01:02:37,150
No. You got too much
drama for us.
1305
01:02:37,350 --> 01:02:39,670
Open the door!
Open the fuckin... no!
1306
01:02:40,790 --> 01:02:42,070
Oh, no!
1307
01:02:42,270 --> 01:02:43,980
- What's up, yo? Yeah, come on.
- Get up!
1308
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:48,460
Go, go.
1309
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:50,800
Hold him up.
1310
01:02:54,850 --> 01:02:56,780
I been waiting all day
for this shit, nigga.
1311
01:02:56,980 --> 01:02:58,080
You know what I'MMA do?
1312
01:02:58,280 --> 01:02:59,820
I'm gonna tie you
to a table, right?
1313
01:03:00,020 --> 01:03:02,350
I'm gonna cut a whole bunch
of holes in you.
1314
01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:05,350
And then very slowly,
and carefully,
1315
01:03:05,550 --> 01:03:08,750
I'm gonna pull your organs out
with tweezers, nigga.
1316
01:03:08,950 --> 01:03:11,620
- Like operation?
- Exactly like operation.
1317
01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:13,310
It's my favorite game,
you know why?
1318
01:03:14,220 --> 01:03:15,750
Requires concentration.
1319
01:03:15,950 --> 01:03:17,670
First you go steal
Daisy's chain.
1320
01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:19,190
And then you gonna
steal my crowd?
1321
01:03:19,350 --> 01:03:21,370
First of all, it was my crowd.
1322
01:03:21,570 --> 01:03:23,060
All right?
1323
01:03:23,260 --> 01:03:24,896
Y'all niggas shouldn't
even kicked us off the party.
1324
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:28,290
Now we kicking your ass
outside your party.
1325
01:03:28,490 --> 01:03:30,670
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
What... what is this?
1326
01:03:33,710 --> 01:03:35,726
- Hey, bro. I'm sorry, all right? All...
- Go to work.
1327
01:03:41,410 --> 01:03:42,410
Uh-huh.
1328
01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:43,560
Ooh.
1329
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:44,996
- You all right?
- Are you okay?
1330
01:03:45,020 --> 01:03:46,300
- Wait!
- The fuck is that?
1331
01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:47,650
What was that?
1332
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,530
Whoa! Oh, hell no!
1333
01:03:50,730 --> 01:03:51,880
Who got the keys?
1334
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:53,080
Chupacabra!
1335
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,180
Y'all hurry up!
1336
01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:01,840
Damn.
1337
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:05,060
I'm sorry I called you
a fucked-up monkey before.
1338
01:04:05,260 --> 01:04:07,370
You really saved me... Get off!
1339
01:04:07,570 --> 01:04:09,460
Somebody help! She's
fucking trying to kill me!
1340
01:04:12,450 --> 01:04:13,850
Here, koala, koala.
1341
01:04:15,540 --> 01:04:16,940
Come here. Come here, girl.
1342
01:04:20,070 --> 01:04:22,510
Hi, buddy.
1343
01:04:22,710 --> 01:04:24,380
Aren't you so cute!
1344
01:04:26,210 --> 01:04:27,210
Let you go.
1345
01:04:32,990 --> 01:04:34,040
Are you okay?
1346
01:04:38,220 --> 01:04:39,790
Yeah...
1347
01:04:39,990 --> 01:04:41,450
Yeah, I'm good. Yeah.
1348
01:04:41,650 --> 01:04:43,190
Damon, right?
1349
01:04:43,390 --> 01:04:46,570
It's Damon, like the French...
The French way?
1350
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,450
Well, I'm Mya.
1351
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:52,360
Yeah, I know who you are.
1352
01:04:53,410 --> 01:04:54,550
But how do you know my name?
1353
01:04:54,750 --> 01:04:55,850
Oh, your e-mail.
1354
01:04:56,050 --> 01:04:57,800
You said you'd be
wearing a flower.
1355
01:05:00,670 --> 01:05:01,990
So, you got my letter, huh?
1356
01:05:02,190 --> 01:05:03,210
Yeah, uh...
1357
01:05:04,930 --> 01:05:08,390
Your letter was just
so touching and poetic...
1358
01:05:08,590 --> 01:05:10,070
I had to meet
the person who wrote it.
1359
01:05:12,290 --> 01:05:13,390
What's wrong with you, bro?
1360
01:05:13,590 --> 01:05:14,910
You had one job. Play the music.
1361
01:05:18,130 --> 01:05:20,480
To create a quantum computer...
1362
01:05:22,090 --> 01:05:24,790
- Vic!
- Quantum computer...
1363
01:05:24,990 --> 01:05:26,540
Man, this shit
getting fucked up.
1364
01:05:26,730 --> 01:05:28,970
- Vic, turn the music back on.
- Quantum computer...
1365
01:05:29,170 --> 01:05:31,450
- Music is bad, man.
- Quantum com...
1366
01:05:31,650 --> 01:05:35,200
Music is just waves...
That are fuckin' our ears.
1367
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,550
We ain't made our money yet.
1368
01:05:36,740 --> 01:05:37,806
We gotta keep the party going.
1369
01:05:37,830 --> 01:05:39,280
Plug it back up. Come on.
1370
01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:43,946
- Vic, what's...
- 'Scuse me, brother.
1371
01:05:43,970 --> 01:05:45,630
- What's wrong with you?
- Back up.
1372
01:05:46,890 --> 01:05:49,070
Vic. Vic! Vic!
1373
01:05:52,030 --> 01:05:55,040
Uh... uh...
1374
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:57,650
Just... sorry about that, folks.
1375
01:05:57,850 --> 01:06:00,350
We'll be up and running
in a second.
1376
01:06:00,550 --> 01:06:03,090
2 Chainz! We got 2 Chainz
in this motherfucker!
1377
01:06:03,290 --> 01:06:04,570
Yo, my nigga, yeah!
1378
01:06:04,770 --> 01:06:07,180
Come up here
and perform a couple songs.
1379
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:09,870
Nigga, I am not 2 Chainz.
1380
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,150
Shit weak, bro.
1381
01:06:12,350 --> 01:06:14,930
Man, fuck this ol' bullshit
weak-ass party.
1382
01:06:15,130 --> 01:06:16,410
Know what I'm saying?
1383
01:06:16,610 --> 01:06:18,026
I hit him with a karate chop
on his neck.
1384
01:06:18,050 --> 01:06:19,586
I was, like, pow,
you know what I'm saying?
1385
01:06:19,610 --> 01:06:21,940
Oh, my god, Damon,
you are so crazy.
1386
01:06:22,140 --> 01:06:24,450
Well, you know I done
forgot my pills, so, you know.
1387
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:26,500
Off the hook.
1388
01:06:32,290 --> 01:06:33,810
Sounds pretty bad in there.
1389
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,950
You want to get out of here?
1390
01:06:37,150 --> 01:06:39,260
We could grab a drink someplace.
1391
01:06:39,460 --> 01:06:40,956
Everybody just calm down.
1392
01:06:40,980 --> 01:06:42,520
We gonna figure this out.
1393
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:44,310
Come on, man. Don't break stuff.
1394
01:06:44,510 --> 01:06:45,510
Shit.
1395
01:06:49,170 --> 01:06:51,140
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry,
but that's my friend.
1396
01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:53,580
He dyin' in there.
1397
01:06:53,780 --> 01:06:55,710
You know, I just
can't leave him like that.
1398
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:01,580
You look great, by the way.
1399
01:07:04,450 --> 01:07:06,760
What the fuck, dj?
This ain't juice.
1400
01:07:09,060 --> 01:07:11,290
All right, everybody,
calm down, calm down.
1401
01:07:11,490 --> 01:07:12,490
All right?
1402
01:07:16,290 --> 01:07:18,520
- Damon, what you doing?
- Turn me up.
1403
01:07:22,290 --> 01:07:25,000
For real, man. Check my
boy, kev, on the beat one time.
1404
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,830
His shit goin' crazy. All right?
1405
01:07:28,030 --> 01:07:29,750
Why is this bro playing
beats at a party?
1406
01:07:29,940 --> 01:07:31,740
Seriously, thank y'all
for coming out.
1407
01:07:31,820 --> 01:07:34,050
- Appreciate y'all so much.
- I actually fuck with it.
1408
01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:35,790
So, I got some news
about the migos.
1409
01:07:37,530 --> 01:07:39,920
Yeah... them niggas not coming.
1410
01:07:41,010 --> 01:07:42,410
But, fuck all that. All right?
1411
01:07:42,610 --> 01:07:44,980
We got stars galore,
we got sexy-ass ladies.
1412
01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:47,110
Y'all still trying
to have a good time, right?
1413
01:07:47,310 --> 01:07:49,500
I said, y'all trying to have
a good time, right?
1414
01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:51,680
Yeah!
1415
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,036
All right. I wanna shout out the
king, for making this shit happen.
1416
01:07:54,060 --> 01:07:56,690
And I wanna shout out you sexy
motherfuckin' ladies out there, man.
1417
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:57,940
Damn, y'all look good.
1418
01:07:59,370 --> 01:08:00,770
- Yo, I got this.
- All right, cool.
1419
01:08:04,460 --> 01:08:05,900
Yeah, y'all feeing that, huh?
1420
01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:15,230
Cash money records taking over
for the '99 and 2000.
1421
01:08:17,430 --> 01:08:19,660
This is what you want! Yeah!
1422
01:08:19,860 --> 01:08:22,440
Get out the way, this my shit!
1423
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:26,980
Ahh!
1424
01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:28,330
Where you going?
1425
01:08:28,530 --> 01:08:29,766
Come on, coach,
"back that azz up."
1426
01:08:29,790 --> 01:08:31,550
Man, I only got one job tonight.
1427
01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:34,200
And that is to keep you
healthy and safe.
1428
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:36,510
- My goodness...
- Season starts in weeks.
1429
01:08:36,710 --> 01:08:37,850
- Come on...
- Odell...
1430
01:08:39,540 --> 01:08:40,540
You agreed.
1431
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:46,860
Odell!
1432
01:08:47,810 --> 01:08:50,610
Now, you know he dead.
1433
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,140
Juvie, I love you!
1434
01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:05,710
Answer my dms! Answer my dms!
1435
01:09:11,260 --> 01:09:13,940
I wanna send a special
shout-out to my niece, Venus,
1436
01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:16,500
for bringin' me down here
and making this shit possible.
1437
01:09:16,700 --> 01:09:18,290
Look, man,
y'all put them hands back up.
1438
01:09:18,490 --> 01:09:20,200
We in the king's mansion.
1439
01:09:23,580 --> 01:09:25,250
♪ Hell, yeah!
1440
01:09:28,370 --> 01:09:29,690
♪ Hell, yeah!
1441
01:09:29,890 --> 01:09:33,830
You got juvenile to perform
last minute? How?
1442
01:09:34,030 --> 01:09:37,170
That's my uncle from New
Orleans I was telling you about.
1443
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,960
Wait, juvenile's your uncle?
1444
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:44,620
Wait, wait. How come
you never said anything?
1445
01:09:44,820 --> 01:09:45,970
I don't know.
1446
01:09:46,170 --> 01:09:48,930
He's just my uncle Terry
that I never see.
1447
01:09:49,130 --> 01:09:51,750
He just happened to be in town
for my sister's graduation.
1448
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:55,930
Venus, I...
1449
01:09:56,130 --> 01:09:57,410
I can't thank you enough.
1450
01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:58,726
Hey, man!
Give it up for juvie...
1451
01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:02,200
We're in this together. Okay?
1452
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,860
- Oh, hey. Kenton, right?
- Oh, my...
1453
01:10:05,060 --> 01:10:06,166
I don't know
what's going on here, pal,
1454
01:10:06,190 --> 01:10:08,470
but the party is over. O-v-e-r.
1455
01:10:08,670 --> 01:10:12,390
I found my sweet little Marley
here higher than a giraffe's vagina,
1456
01:10:12,590 --> 01:10:14,080
and I found this in her pouch.
1457
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,820
Drugs! Gummy drugs!
1458
01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:17,220
Crack, probably.
1459
01:10:17,420 --> 01:10:18,786
Makes me sick.
I'm calling the police.
1460
01:10:18,810 --> 01:10:20,130
- Peter...
- I'm calling the cops.
1461
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,566
- Hey.
- Hello. I'm glad you're here too.
1462
01:10:21,590 --> 01:10:22,876
The cops are gonna
come get you, too.
1463
01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:24,460
- Peter...
- You're all going to prison.
1464
01:10:25,090 --> 01:10:27,920
Look at this cute-ass koala!
1465
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:29,750
- Well... yeah.
- Aww.
1466
01:10:29,950 --> 01:10:31,840
Ooh. Let me take
a picture with it.
1467
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:34,366
- Well, she's on drugs, but...
- My followers gonna love this!
1468
01:10:34,390 --> 01:10:36,890
Yeah... mika. Mika.
1469
01:10:37,090 --> 01:10:39,280
Peter is super-influential.
1470
01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:43,330
I mean, he got a bunch of stuff you
could take pictures with back at his crib.
1471
01:10:43,530 --> 01:10:45,290
He's one of LeBron's
rich neighbors.
1472
01:10:45,490 --> 01:10:47,420
Yeah, I do... yes. Yeah.
1473
01:10:47,620 --> 01:10:50,120
Well, I have a...
I have a private jet.
1474
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:52,250
- Is that right?
- That is right.
1475
01:10:52,450 --> 01:10:54,386
- I would like to see it.
- I want to show it to you.
1476
01:10:56,330 --> 01:10:58,390
Hi. Marley. Hi, baby.
1477
01:10:58,590 --> 01:11:00,780
Damn. Shit. That was close, bro.
1478
01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:03,350
- There you are. Hey.
- Oh, hey.
1479
01:11:03,550 --> 01:11:07,010
Oh, shit. Mya?
1480
01:11:07,210 --> 01:11:09,970
- This the friend that was getting booed?
- Mm-hmm.
1481
01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:11,750
You know he came back
for you, right?
1482
01:11:11,950 --> 01:11:13,710
Instead of leaving with me.
1483
01:11:13,910 --> 01:11:15,440
You got a good one right here.
1484
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:22,880
Uh...
1485
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,110
Truce?
1486
01:11:25,310 --> 01:11:26,310
Huh?
1487
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:28,760
Truce?
1488
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:36,510
Mmm.
1489
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:38,860
Hey, yo.
1490
01:11:39,060 --> 01:11:40,290
We got a big problem.
1491
01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:42,030
What the fuck!
1492
01:11:42,070 --> 01:11:43,740
Man, how'd this happen?
1493
01:11:43,940 --> 01:11:46,480
I asked Vic to watch the door
to take a piss, but he bailed.
1494
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:49,870
Vic? That's the wrong person
you ask to watch anything!
1495
01:11:50,070 --> 01:11:51,950
- Oh, my bad.
- Yo, question.
1496
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,310
Was it the Miami ring?
1497
01:11:55,610 --> 01:11:57,230
'Cause he didn't deserve
that shit.
1498
01:11:57,430 --> 01:11:58,930
- No.
- You think this shit funny?
1499
01:11:59,130 --> 01:12:00,626
- Sorry.
- I could lose my daughter, bro.
1500
01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:01,930
Just trying to lighten the mood.
1501
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:03,366
Sly, you got to keep
the door moving.
1502
01:12:03,390 --> 01:12:04,676
We need to make sure
we got enough
1503
01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:06,060
to cover the damages
to the house.
1504
01:12:06,260 --> 01:12:07,806
How the fuck we gonna
replace the ring, though?
1505
01:12:07,830 --> 01:12:09,290
Fuck!
1506
01:12:09,490 --> 01:12:11,330
Sly, I need you
to search everybody, all right?
1507
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:13,860
We gotta find that ring.
1508
01:12:14,050 --> 01:12:15,410
Didn't you have
more guys with you?
1509
01:12:15,490 --> 01:12:17,420
I had my cousin, Gavin.
1510
01:12:17,620 --> 01:12:18,820
But I ain't seen him in hours.
1511
01:12:20,110 --> 01:12:22,120
I've been wanting this all day.
1512
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,600
Thank you, brother. Yes, sir.
1513
01:12:24,990 --> 01:12:26,560
Damn, that's all you?
1514
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:30,310
Yes! These are my
Obama specials. Okay?
1515
01:12:30,510 --> 01:12:33,690
I voted for him... three times.
1516
01:12:34,870 --> 01:12:37,490
Yes we can. Yes we can.
1517
01:12:37,690 --> 01:12:39,920
- Everybody, hands!
- Let me see your hands.
1518
01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:42,480
Everybody. Yo, hands.
1519
01:12:45,830 --> 01:12:47,930
Got it! Here it is.
1520
01:12:48,130 --> 01:12:50,330
- Yo, where'd you get this ring at?
- Man, I won it.
1521
01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:52,110
You win this ring, man?
Prove it!
1522
01:12:52,310 --> 01:12:54,550
Bro, I'm Tristan Thompson.
1523
01:12:54,750 --> 01:12:58,070
Oh. It is Tristan Thompson!
Yo, but your hand big!
1524
01:12:58,270 --> 01:13:01,380
God damn. I thought you had
elephantitis or some shit, man.
1525
01:13:01,580 --> 01:13:03,910
- Sly, you find it?
- Still working on it.
1526
01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:05,730
We never gonna find
LeBron's ring, bro.
1527
01:13:05,930 --> 01:13:07,170
Kev, we gotta replace it.
1528
01:13:07,370 --> 01:13:08,786
We gotta try
one of them black markets.
1529
01:13:08,810 --> 01:13:11,570
Wait, y'all lost LeBron's...?
1530
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:12,960
No, we didn't lose it.
1531
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:14,870
It was stolen.
1532
01:13:15,070 --> 01:13:17,050
- Are you serious?
- Somebody stole it.
1533
01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,620
- I can get another ring.
- Oh!
1534
01:13:18,820 --> 01:13:20,360
Damn, cudi.
Where'd you come from?
1535
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:22,620
Wait, wait, wait. Wait.
What'd you just say?
1536
01:13:22,820 --> 01:13:24,270
I can get y'all another ring.
1537
01:13:24,470 --> 01:13:26,620
Like another one-of-a-kind
NBA championship ring?
1538
01:13:26,820 --> 01:13:29,100
Yeah. Just let me know the year.
1539
01:13:29,300 --> 01:13:30,630
- How?
- What?
1540
01:13:30,830 --> 01:13:33,010
Simple. The illuminati.
1541
01:13:34,450 --> 01:13:35,980
The illuminati. Man!
1542
01:13:36,180 --> 01:13:38,590
Man, cudi, we ain't got time
for this bullshit.
1543
01:13:38,790 --> 01:13:41,630
All right. I was just trying
to help you little niggas.
1544
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,550
Hold on, wait. Cudi.
1545
01:13:44,750 --> 01:13:45,750
You serious?
1546
01:13:45,890 --> 01:13:47,300
Look at me.
1547
01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:49,520
I don't joke
about the illuminati.
1548
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:51,870
Come... come on, kev.
1549
01:13:52,070 --> 01:13:53,520
You not buying this, are you?
1550
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:54,916
I mean, look at this man, bro.
1551
01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:56,390
He is a crazy person.
1552
01:13:56,590 --> 01:13:59,530
Look. He eating
an apple in a party.
1553
01:13:59,730 --> 01:14:01,440
Who eats an apple
in a party, kev?
1554
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:03,796
- That's the sign of a madman.
- Let's just hear him out.
1555
01:14:03,820 --> 01:14:05,900
Even if we get a replica,
until we find the real one.
1556
01:14:06,790 --> 01:14:07,880
All right, kev.
1557
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:09,540
All right. Go ahead.
1558
01:14:09,740 --> 01:14:13,150
All right, so there...
There's rings in this house?
1559
01:14:13,350 --> 01:14:15,510
The illuminati gets a copy
of every championship trophy
1560
01:14:15,650 --> 01:14:18,680
and rings dating back to the
first baseball and lacrosse games.
1561
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,160
Lacrosse...
1562
01:14:20,350 --> 01:14:21,450
It's a prestige thing.
1563
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:23,760
There's a party tonight.
1564
01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:27,290
I'm just gonna skip it.
1565
01:14:27,490 --> 01:14:33,040
Okay... let's say, for the sake of this
story, I believe you, and how do we...
1566
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:34,516
How would we
get one of the rings?
1567
01:14:34,540 --> 01:14:36,390
- How?
- It's the illuminati.
1568
01:14:36,590 --> 01:14:38,040
Nobody gives a fuck
about that shit.
1569
01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:40,440
We all got money.
1570
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:43,820
I've seen better cock rings
than NBA championship rings.
1571
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,180
Okay, that's... okay.
1572
01:14:46,380 --> 01:14:47,750
Look, I'll go.
1573
01:14:47,950 --> 01:14:48,970
And you watch the party.
1574
01:14:49,170 --> 01:14:50,880
What? You shitting me, bro?
1575
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,560
The illuminati?
Man, I gotta see this.
1576
01:14:52,650 --> 01:14:54,406
If he talkin' about something,
I gotta come...
1577
01:14:54,430 --> 01:14:56,150
Somebody got to keep
things under control!
1578
01:14:56,350 --> 01:14:57,760
I'll do it.
1579
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:01,500
I will watch the party
while you guys... do this.
1580
01:15:01,700 --> 01:15:03,460
I can't ask you
to get involved, though.
1581
01:15:03,660 --> 01:15:04,420
You didn't ask me.
1582
01:15:04,620 --> 01:15:06,200
I'm volunteering.
1583
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,500
Besides, I would've been
left by now.
1584
01:15:16,630 --> 01:15:18,430
Yeah, that's my dawg.
1585
01:15:18,630 --> 01:15:21,480
Hey, I'm sorry to mess a good
moment up, but we got shit to do.
1586
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,510
Go, go. Yeah, go. Go, go, go.
1587
01:15:26,390 --> 01:15:27,960
Okay, so the plan is simple.
1588
01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:29,740
I'll bring you two
in as my guests.
1589
01:15:31,650 --> 01:15:33,750
One wrong move and we're dead.
1590
01:15:33,950 --> 01:15:35,970
Just be cool, and don't say
more than you have to.
1591
01:15:36,170 --> 01:15:37,530
These are my two manservants.
1592
01:15:39,530 --> 01:15:41,320
Of course, Scott.
1593
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,520
Damon, you're gonna head
to the trophy room.
1594
01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:45,550
Get in, get out.
1595
01:15:45,740 --> 01:15:47,810
While you do that, we'll
mingle amongst the crowd.
1596
01:15:56,590 --> 01:15:59,250
Okay. Don't embarrass me.
1597
01:15:59,450 --> 01:16:00,450
Just be cool.
1598
01:16:14,610 --> 01:16:15,700
Mr. Cuban?
1599
01:16:17,610 --> 01:16:21,490
Look, I know you get this
all the time, but I got this idea.
1600
01:16:21,690 --> 01:16:23,280
I'll buy it.
1601
01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:25,930
But I mean, you haven't even
heard the rest of the idea.
1602
01:16:26,130 --> 01:16:27,150
We'll be in touch.
1603
01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:29,810
Wait, I got my... a cell phone.
1604
01:16:30,010 --> 01:16:31,020
We'll be in touch.
1605
01:16:31,930 --> 01:16:33,020
Who's "we"?
1606
01:16:36,630 --> 01:16:39,250
A little wine. Okay. Thank you.
1607
01:16:39,450 --> 01:16:40,560
Thank you. All right.
1608
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:42,210
This is the first ritual.
1609
01:16:42,410 --> 01:16:44,520
Take a sip to show solidarity.
1610
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:47,480
What kind of wine is this?
It look a little different.
1611
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:49,870
It's not wine. It's blood.
1612
01:16:50,070 --> 01:16:52,220
- What?
- Drink it, or you'll blow our cover.
1613
01:16:52,420 --> 01:16:53,570
Oh, hell no.
1614
01:16:53,770 --> 01:16:55,880
Drink that shit, nigga,
right now.
1615
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:57,230
Come on.
1616
01:16:57,420 --> 01:16:58,420
It smell funny.
1617
01:16:58,470 --> 01:16:59,790
This smell funny.
1618
01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:03,750
Dignified and esteemed
ladies and gentlemen.
1619
01:17:03,950 --> 01:17:07,580
Gather round and honor
our beloved guest,
1620
01:17:07,780 --> 01:17:12,200
Ms. Dolly Parton, who will be
performing a psychedelic rap.
1621
01:17:24,900 --> 01:17:25,900
This crazy.
1622
01:17:38,610 --> 01:17:40,000
Oh, yeah. Okay.
1623
01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:57,290
Before you leave tonight,
do not forget to choose
1624
01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:59,930
which days it will rain
next year.
1625
01:18:01,110 --> 01:18:02,380
Furthermore,
1626
01:18:02,580 --> 01:18:03,686
- the blood drive...
- Right, niggas.
1627
01:18:03,710 --> 01:18:05,290
- Has low numbers.
- Let's go.
1628
01:18:05,490 --> 01:18:08,640
So, please donate
on the way out or find a victim.
1629
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:09,990
Thank you very much.
1630
01:18:10,190 --> 01:18:11,260
Enjoy the night.
1631
01:18:11,460 --> 01:18:12,610
Oh, shit, man.
1632
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:14,080
Ain't that kid 'n' play?
1633
01:18:15,290 --> 01:18:16,380
God bless you, man.
1634
01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:21,740
Oh.
1635
01:18:21,940 --> 01:18:23,780
What? Y'all trippin', man.
1636
01:18:24,780 --> 01:18:26,040
Intruders!
1637
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,660
Hey, hey, hey...
1638
01:18:28,860 --> 01:18:30,270
Hey, fuck you, cudi!
1639
01:18:30,470 --> 01:18:32,230
Punch me again,
see what happen, bro.
1640
01:18:32,300 --> 01:18:34,370
Ladies and gentlemen.
1641
01:18:34,570 --> 01:18:37,800
We have two late additions
to tonight's entertainment.
1642
01:18:46,670 --> 01:18:48,500
What the fuck is this?
1643
01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:57,300
Yo, kev. What the fuck
is they clapping for?
1644
01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:00,250
Destiny can't grow up
fatherless, bro. Fuck that.
1645
01:19:02,340 --> 01:19:04,350
Yo, check it out.
Y'all gotta snap out of it.
1646
01:19:04,550 --> 01:19:07,360
I got the perfect game plan.
Y'all just gotta follow my...
1647
01:19:13,870 --> 01:19:15,670
Let me get through.
I'm sorry, y'all.
1648
01:19:15,870 --> 01:19:18,150
I'm sorry.
I wanna leave, let me in!
1649
01:19:18,350 --> 01:19:19,450
Are they pointing at us?
1650
01:19:19,650 --> 01:19:20,890
Shit, kev! We can take 'em, kev!
1651
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,150
We can take 'em.
All right, one... two...
1652
01:19:23,350 --> 01:19:24,550
Naw, fuck that!
1653
01:19:24,750 --> 01:19:27,330
Man, let me through!
Let me through!
1654
01:19:27,530 --> 01:19:29,930
Bro, let me in.
No? Damn! Oh, shit!
1655
01:19:32,810 --> 01:19:34,820
Not today!
1656
01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:36,580
Oh, come on,
I don't wanna go out there!
1657
01:19:36,670 --> 01:19:37,670
I don't wanna get out!
1658
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,790
Hey, man, I love you, kev.
1659
01:19:47,990 --> 01:19:49,000
I love you too, man.
1660
01:19:56,180 --> 01:19:57,740
Cudi! Watch out.
1661
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:08,020
Yeah, motherfucker!
1662
01:20:15,630 --> 01:20:17,590
Ice, ice, baby!
1663
01:20:25,550 --> 01:20:27,740
Are you not entertained?
1664
01:20:27,940 --> 01:20:30,480
Are you motherfuckers
not entertained?
1665
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:34,010
Cudi! Cudi! Cudi!
1666
01:20:34,210 --> 01:20:35,570
Cudi! Cudi!
1667
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,020
Oh!
1668
01:20:42,210 --> 01:20:43,450
Oh, shit, get up, cudi.
1669
01:20:43,650 --> 01:20:45,100
- Get up, cudi!
- He gon' get up.
1670
01:20:47,790 --> 01:20:49,580
Come on, kev, we gotta save him.
1671
01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:03,170
- Oh, shit, cudi!
- Oh, shit, cudi.
1672
01:21:03,370 --> 01:21:04,990
Damn. They fucked him up.
1673
01:21:05,190 --> 01:21:09,260
Oh, shit. Hey, cudi, man.
You saved our lives, man.
1674
01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:12,300
Damn. Hip-hop really
saved my life, kev.
1675
01:21:13,650 --> 01:21:15,570
You guys won the blood trials.
1676
01:21:15,770 --> 01:21:17,050
They'll let you go now.
1677
01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:19,140
Hey, cudi, man.
Stop talking, all right?
1678
01:21:19,340 --> 01:21:21,360
We're gonna
get you to a hospital.
1679
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:22,930
I mean,
it's the illuminati, right?
1680
01:21:23,130 --> 01:21:24,756
They gotta have a helicopter
or some shit, man.
1681
01:21:24,780 --> 01:21:26,230
Make sure LeBron gets this poem.
1682
01:21:26,430 --> 01:21:27,710
Oh, shit, is this the verse?
1683
01:21:27,910 --> 01:21:30,100
- Only he can read it.
- Damn.
1684
01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:33,980
Oh, shit. Don't die on us, man.
1685
01:21:34,180 --> 01:21:35,680
Hey, cudi, man.
Don't die on us, man!
1686
01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:36,980
Don't worry about me.
1687
01:21:37,180 --> 01:21:38,240
I'll be fine.
1688
01:21:39,150 --> 01:21:41,030
They'll bring me back.
1689
01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:42,900
I'm actually the fourth cudi.
1690
01:21:45,810 --> 01:21:47,650
I knew it.
1691
01:21:47,850 --> 01:21:50,050
You both have been the
realest friends I've had in years.
1692
01:21:51,810 --> 01:21:52,870
Wait, really?
1693
01:21:53,070 --> 01:21:54,770
- We just met you.
- Yeah.
1694
01:21:55,510 --> 01:21:56,610
Vibes.
1695
01:21:58,380 --> 01:21:59,610
Vibes.
1696
01:21:59,810 --> 01:22:01,090
But, hey, I'm serious.
1697
01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:04,450
That's for LeBron's eyes only.
1698
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,360
Oh, shit.
Kev, give him some cpr.
1699
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:08,320
Put your lips on him.
1700
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:10,586
- Oh, shit!
- Hey, man, he dyin' over there!
1701
01:22:10,610 --> 01:22:12,440
Hey, come on, man! Come on!
1702
01:22:14,050 --> 01:22:16,370
What the fuck just happened?
1703
01:22:16,570 --> 01:22:18,190
I don't even know, bro.
1704
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:20,500
But man, I need a drink.
1705
01:22:22,630 --> 01:22:23,640
Phew.
1706
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:25,410
Oh, yeah.
1707
01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:28,240
Mmm.
1708
01:22:30,030 --> 01:22:31,030
Hey...
1709
01:22:32,900 --> 01:22:35,340
Yeah, some of that Merlot!
1710
01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:47,920
Man. We dodged a bullet.
1711
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:49,120
Hell, yeah.
1712
01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:52,100
Let's shut this party down.
1713
01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:53,820
We made enough money
to fix everything.
1714
01:22:54,530 --> 01:22:55,630
Hell, yeah.
1715
01:22:55,830 --> 01:22:57,880
Wait, wait. Cudi's poem.
1716
01:23:07,890 --> 01:23:09,420
Mmm.
1717
01:23:09,620 --> 01:23:11,660
- All right, come on.
- I'll be serious. Let's roll.
1718
01:23:12,940 --> 01:23:16,170
♪ Steady, are you ready?
1719
01:23:16,370 --> 01:23:19,560
♪ What's going on?
1720
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:20,960
♪ However do you want me
1721
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:23,740
♪ however do you need me
1722
01:23:23,940 --> 01:23:26,610
♪ however do you want me
1723
01:23:26,810 --> 01:23:27,960
♪ however do you need me
1724
01:23:29,340 --> 01:23:31,360
♪ However do you want me
1725
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:33,320
♪ however do you need me
1726
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:35,140
♪ however do you want me
1727
01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:39,670
♪ However do you need
1728
01:23:39,870 --> 01:23:41,540
♪ however do you need me
1729
01:23:41,740 --> 01:23:43,490
♪ however do you want me
1730
01:23:44,710 --> 01:23:46,680
♪ however do you need me
1731
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,240
♪ however do you want me
1732
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:50,990
♪ however do you need me
1733
01:23:52,540 --> 01:23:53,940
You, get up
outta here, bro. Move.
1734
01:23:55,420 --> 01:23:58,210
Yo! Listen up!
1735
01:23:58,410 --> 01:24:01,480
You ain't gotta go home,
but you gotta...
1736
01:24:01,670 --> 01:24:03,560
Who the fuck
turned the light on?
1737
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:04,950
What the fuck?
1738
01:24:23,270 --> 01:24:25,510
Snoop, what'd I tell you about
smoking in the house, man?
1739
01:24:25,660 --> 01:24:27,070
My bad, king. Put that out.
1740
01:24:27,270 --> 01:24:28,420
Y'all heard him. Put it out.
1741
01:24:28,610 --> 01:24:29,940
Yo, what you doing here?
1742
01:24:30,140 --> 01:24:31,896
Came to bring you
that lowrider, the six-four.
1743
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:34,900
I appreciate that, big dogg,
but... who invited you here?
1744
01:24:35,100 --> 01:24:37,950
Your assistants. These
two lil' niggas right here.
1745
01:24:38,150 --> 01:24:40,560
- Hey...
- Surprise.
1746
01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:42,780
Hold up.
1747
01:24:42,980 --> 01:24:44,860
I know you niggas ain't
got on my draft day suit.
1748
01:24:44,980 --> 01:24:46,260
Fuck, he noticed.
1749
01:24:46,460 --> 01:24:47,460
How did y'all even...
1750
01:24:48,950 --> 01:24:50,080
Who the fuck are you two?
1751
01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:55,700
We work for the cleaning
service that cleans your house, sir.
1752
01:24:55,900 --> 01:24:57,400
Cleaning service?
1753
01:24:57,600 --> 01:24:59,276
I'm calling the police.
I'm too rich for this shit.
1754
01:24:59,300 --> 01:25:00,930
Don't call the cops, LeBron.
1755
01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:03,320
Look, we are... cleaners.
1756
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,400
But I'm also a young, black...
1757
01:25:06,750 --> 01:25:09,060
Broke party promoter, too, so...
1758
01:25:09,260 --> 01:25:12,420
We was gonna have everything
fixed and ready to go by the time...
1759
01:25:12,620 --> 01:25:14,070
You got back, but...
1760
01:25:18,590 --> 01:25:19,850
- Shit.
- My fault.
1761
01:25:20,890 --> 01:25:22,020
Nigga, that's the king.
1762
01:25:24,770 --> 01:25:27,306
- We could... we could fix that.
- We gonna fix all that shit, too.
1763
01:25:27,330 --> 01:25:28,480
- Yeah.
- Easy.
1764
01:25:28,670 --> 01:25:29,990
Ain't you supposed
to be in India,
1765
01:25:30,020 --> 01:25:31,500
meditating for two weeks
or something?
1766
01:25:31,550 --> 01:25:33,480
It only took me one week
to reach enlightenment.
1767
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:35,260
I'm the fuckin' goat.
1768
01:25:35,460 --> 01:25:36,660
Yeah, he is the goat.
1769
01:25:36,860 --> 01:25:38,310
- Yeah, yeah. It's true.
- It's true.
1770
01:25:38,510 --> 01:25:39,960
So, let me get this straight.
1771
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:43,930
Y'all broke into my crib...
Invited all your homies,
1772
01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:46,010
and then go to tear my
shit up, too?
1773
01:25:46,210 --> 01:25:49,540
I mean, you make it bad when
you put it like that, you know, it's...
1774
01:25:49,740 --> 01:25:52,540
- We had a key.
- Okay, let me say it like this, then.
1775
01:25:52,740 --> 01:25:53,896
Both of you niggas
goin' to jail.
1776
01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:55,330
Oh, no, wait, man!
1777
01:25:55,530 --> 01:25:57,110
LeBron,
don't call the cops, man.
1778
01:25:57,310 --> 01:25:59,060
All right, man.
Look, man. The truth is...
1779
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:02,120
This is my dawg, all right?
1780
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,990
He ain't had nothing
to do with it.
1781
01:26:04,190 --> 01:26:06,430
This whole party, this whole
shit, this all me, all right?
1782
01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:09,040
Okay, cool.
1783
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,346
So, they could just take you.
1784
01:26:10,370 --> 01:26:12,820
Damn, man! Oh, god.
1785
01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:14,560
No! I don't wanna go to jail.
1786
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:16,870
All right! All right, uh...
1787
01:26:17,070 --> 01:26:20,080
Let me... let me give you
a proposition, all right?
1788
01:26:21,350 --> 01:26:22,880
- Play me for it.
- What?
1789
01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:25,710
Yeah. Yeah, let's hoop.
1790
01:26:25,910 --> 01:26:27,880
All right? And then
I can finish what I started.
1791
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:30,930
I'll get this place cleaned up
and we can put this behind us.
1792
01:26:31,130 --> 01:26:33,180
All right, if I win,
those are my terms.
1793
01:26:34,100 --> 01:26:36,270
First to 11, win by two.
1794
01:26:39,620 --> 01:26:41,500
Man, this guy funny.
1795
01:26:41,700 --> 01:26:43,250
No fucking way.
1796
01:26:43,450 --> 01:26:44,450
Let him play.
1797
01:26:47,150 --> 01:26:48,470
I mean, I think...
1798
01:26:48,670 --> 01:26:49,720
Let him play, right?
1799
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:53,080
Let him play.
1800
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,910
Let him play. Let him play.
1801
01:26:56,550 --> 01:26:57,910
Let him play.
1802
01:26:58,110 --> 01:27:01,000
Let him play. Let him play.
1803
01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:02,530
Let him play.
1804
01:27:02,730 --> 01:27:05,400
Let him play. Let him play.
1805
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:06,790
Let him play.
1806
01:27:06,990 --> 01:27:08,530
- Fine.
- All right.
1807
01:27:08,730 --> 01:27:10,400
- Let's fucking go.
- Let's do this. Yeah.
1808
01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:31,210
- You really gonna play in my suit, dawg?
- What?
1809
01:27:31,410 --> 01:27:35,290
Man, why is he talking to me
like he know me, bro?
1810
01:27:38,250 --> 01:27:39,560
I'm different.
1811
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,030
I'm different, bro.
1812
01:27:42,300 --> 01:27:44,480
Okay. All right,
so, we bought some time.
1813
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:45,680
What's the actual plan?
1814
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:46,790
To win, nigga.
1815
01:27:46,990 --> 01:27:48,350
What?
1816
01:27:48,550 --> 01:27:50,440
You know I could've
went to the league, right?
1817
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:51,640
Are you fucked up?
1818
01:27:54,350 --> 01:27:56,230
- He's really...
- Yeah, I'm a little fucked up.
1819
01:27:56,260 --> 01:27:57,800
Hey, that's when
I play at my best.
1820
01:27:58,000 --> 01:27:59,120
All right, freedom on three.
1821
01:27:59,260 --> 01:28:02,230
One, two, three,
freedom! Let's go!
1822
01:28:03,580 --> 01:28:05,500
Shit, he's about to fucking...
1823
01:28:05,700 --> 01:28:06,700
Going to jail.
1824
01:28:06,790 --> 01:28:08,900
Ramos. Powder, please.
1825
01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:12,640
Appreciate it.
1826
01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:15,510
♪ Aight, they gon' get it
1827
01:28:18,100 --> 01:28:19,250
Ooh...
1828
01:28:20,510 --> 01:28:21,640
That's what it was.
1829
01:28:23,380 --> 01:28:26,130
Let's shoot for ball. All right?
1830
01:28:27,810 --> 01:28:29,000
♪ You ran from the thugs
1831
01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:34,270
It's regular, man.
1832
01:28:34,470 --> 01:28:36,706
Maybe this nigga actually can do
this if he just take long range shots...
1833
01:28:36,730 --> 01:28:37,730
No chance in hell.
1834
01:28:38,870 --> 01:28:39,870
No chance.
1835
01:28:44,780 --> 01:28:46,330
Hurry up, man.
1836
01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:49,550
All right. All right, man. Shit.
1837
01:28:55,660 --> 01:28:57,020
Oh, shit.
1838
01:29:01,420 --> 01:29:02,990
- All right.
- It's okay.
1839
01:29:03,190 --> 01:29:04,670
It's all right.
That's just one point.
1840
01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:09,870
♪ Lay challengers to rest
1841
01:29:11,330 --> 01:29:12,660
♪ we making all this noise
1842
01:29:13,860 --> 01:29:14,910
Ahhh.
1843
01:29:17,470 --> 01:29:19,000
Foul, foul, foul.
1844
01:29:21,570 --> 01:29:23,570
- Come on, get up.
- Let's go.
1845
01:29:27,490 --> 01:29:29,280
Yo, a.D.! Yo, a.D., man!
1846
01:29:29,480 --> 01:29:30,720
A.d.! Come on, bro.
1847
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:32,980
Tag in, I need some help.
He's too powerful.
1848
01:29:33,180 --> 01:29:35,110
No, you got it, bro.
1849
01:29:35,310 --> 01:29:38,640
You won't even be the best
basketball player on your prison team.
1850
01:29:48,930 --> 01:29:50,610
♪ King, none less is deserved
1851
01:29:55,590 --> 01:29:57,350
- Shit.
- Come on, bro, get up!
1852
01:29:59,350 --> 01:30:00,360
All right, LeBron, man.
1853
01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:02,400
Come on. Show some mercy.
1854
01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:04,930
You a family man. You got kids.
1855
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:08,280
I don't know, just treat me like
I'm one of your kids, all right?
1856
01:30:08,480 --> 01:30:09,846
You can ground me
or something, man.
1857
01:30:09,870 --> 01:30:11,540
But... don't make the shot.
1858
01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:12,850
Don't take the shot.
1859
01:30:13,050 --> 01:30:14,210
Don't take the shot. Don't...
1860
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:16,850
Damn, that's high.
1861
01:30:17,050 --> 01:30:18,050
Call the cops.
1862
01:30:24,490 --> 01:30:25,990
Man, I can't believe it.
1863
01:30:26,190 --> 01:30:30,080
I mean... he is the best player
in the world, so...
1864
01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:32,820
No, I can't believe you taking
the blame and going to jail, bro.
1865
01:30:33,020 --> 01:30:34,220
Come on, man.
1866
01:30:34,410 --> 01:30:35,770
Don't worry about me,
I'll be fine.
1867
01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:40,950
I guess I kind of resented you
for trying to dip on me or whatever.
1868
01:30:42,130 --> 01:30:44,610
But... I'm realer than that.
1869
01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:47,710
We get you out of there, man.
1870
01:30:47,910 --> 01:30:50,400
Can't have destiny's godfather
behind bars for long.
1871
01:30:51,530 --> 01:30:52,890
This shit crazy, man.
1872
01:30:53,090 --> 01:30:54,456
You all over Instagram.
You gone viral.
1873
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:55,580
Man, it's on diddy's page.
1874
01:30:55,780 --> 01:30:57,260
You even trending
on Christian mingle.
1875
01:30:57,390 --> 01:30:58,676
I don't know
how that shit happened.
1876
01:30:58,700 --> 01:31:00,450
When you gonna throw
the next one?
1877
01:31:05,110 --> 01:31:07,680
Just make sure you get my
goddaughter into school, all right?
1878
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:11,510
Exclusive merch!
1879
01:31:11,710 --> 01:31:14,430
Two for five! Say your pride!
1880
01:31:14,630 --> 01:31:15,690
Okay, two for ten.
1881
01:31:15,890 --> 01:31:16,910
Come and spend!
1882
01:31:17,110 --> 01:31:18,690
You all "drunk" drunk.
1883
01:31:20,980 --> 01:31:24,960
I mean, it was probably
the stupidest idea you've ever had.
1884
01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:28,180
But I'd be lying
if I said it wasn't fun.
1885
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:32,450
Yeah. Well, thank you
for having my back, though.
1886
01:31:32,650 --> 01:31:34,140
- I got you.
- Yeah?
1887
01:31:37,010 --> 01:31:38,010
Oh, my god.
1888
01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:40,320
It's so cute.
1889
01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:42,880
What the fuck is this?
1890
01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:50,760
Oh, my god.
1891
01:31:52,850 --> 01:31:54,290
I needed this, man.
1892
01:32:32,590 --> 01:32:33,590
Wow.
1893
01:32:57,830 --> 01:33:02,710
After off the grid 2, life
changed for a whole lot of people.
1894
01:33:02,910 --> 01:33:06,800
Damon was sentenced to a year,
but after LeBron read cudi's poem,
1895
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:09,150
he reached a plane
above enlightenment,
1896
01:33:09,350 --> 01:33:12,070
and convinced the judge
to release him early.
1897
01:33:12,270 --> 01:33:14,370
Mya was there to pick him up
when he got out.
1898
01:33:15,450 --> 01:33:16,670
Don't know how he pulled that.
1899
01:33:18,070 --> 01:33:19,160
Angel...
1900
01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:25,560
Those janky-ass
promoters got arrested
1901
01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:28,520
for trying to sell LeBron's
ring on offerup.
1902
01:33:28,720 --> 01:33:31,610
Hope somebody beat they ass.
1903
01:33:31,810 --> 01:33:36,050
Mika moved in with Peter, and his
koala started liking her more than him.
1904
01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:38,750
She's thinking about bringing
Marley back to Houston.
1905
01:33:38,950 --> 01:33:40,580
I guess the joke's on him now.
1906
01:33:42,470 --> 01:33:44,580
Venus and I took the leap
and moved in together.
1907
01:33:44,780 --> 01:33:48,890
And after the party, she decided
to focus on dancing full-time.
1908
01:33:49,090 --> 01:33:51,460
And Vic finally made it
back to our timeline
1909
01:33:51,660 --> 01:33:53,710
and vowed to stick
to hennessy from now on.
1910
01:33:56,190 --> 01:33:59,590
As far as the money we made,
we ended up giving it all back
1911
01:33:59,790 --> 01:34:01,770
to LeBron
for fucking up his house.
1912
01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:04,770
That nigga's so rich
he just donated it to charity.
1913
01:34:04,970 --> 01:34:07,040
- You did this?
- Yeah, yeah.
1914
01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:09,256
Thanks to Damon, though,
I ended up selling one of my beats
1915
01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:10,870
to big Sean and hit-boy.
1916
01:34:11,070 --> 01:34:12,780
That made me enough money
to send destiny
1917
01:34:12,980 --> 01:34:15,080
to preschool,
high school and college.
1918
01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:18,830
I guess Venus was right.
1919
01:34:19,030 --> 01:34:20,080
Dreams are worth chasing.
1920
01:34:23,260 --> 01:34:25,320
And as far as our new friend...
1921
01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:39,020
Yeah. I'm back, baby.
1922
01:34:50,460 --> 01:34:52,780
Looks like we about
to throw a house...
1923
01:34:52,980 --> 01:34:53,980
Excuse me?
1924
01:34:54,950 --> 01:34:56,090
...Party.
1925
01:34:56,290 --> 01:34:57,780
What y'all think this is worth?
1926
01:34:57,980 --> 01:35:01,610
About 48,762 dollars and...
1927
01:35:01,810 --> 01:35:03,960
You been watching
antiques roadshow,huh?
1928
01:35:08,830 --> 01:35:10,190
Did you fart?
1929
01:35:10,390 --> 01:35:12,220
No, that was... that was...
Yeah, that was me.
1930
01:35:13,350 --> 01:35:14,500
Cut.
1931
01:35:16,040 --> 01:35:17,546
We've been locked
in the house all year.
1932
01:35:17,570 --> 01:35:19,070
We're trying to get
naked on a beach.
1933
01:35:19,260 --> 01:35:20,410
Smoke weed.
1934
01:35:20,610 --> 01:35:22,630
Talk to a parakeet.
1935
01:35:22,830 --> 01:35:25,900
Maybe have his kids land on
my erect penis, I don't know.
1936
01:35:26,100 --> 01:35:27,740
They might think
it's a tree or something.
1937
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:29,080
Got kids in here, nigga.
1938
01:35:29,270 --> 01:35:31,080
I just wanted to chat him up
and maybe get him
1939
01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:32,990
to sign something,
if you know what I mean.
1940
01:35:33,190 --> 01:35:34,430
Hey, man, come on.
1941
01:35:34,630 --> 01:35:35,950
Oh, no, no guys.
1942
01:35:36,150 --> 01:35:37,950
It's a laker Jersey.
1943
01:35:38,150 --> 01:35:39,740
- Right.
- That's my wire.
1944
01:35:39,940 --> 01:35:42,130
- Right, man. He the feds, yo!
- I'm the feds!
1945
01:35:42,330 --> 01:35:44,610
I posted two black squares
on my Instagram, by the way.
1946
01:35:44,810 --> 01:35:46,130
Just to let you know
how blm I am.
1947
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:47,620
One for me, one for Marley.
1948
01:35:47,820 --> 01:35:49,660
Because we are... we're down.
1949
01:35:49,860 --> 01:35:51,790
I was gonna go to the protest.
1950
01:35:51,990 --> 01:35:54,970
- But...?
- I didn't go.
1951
01:35:55,170 --> 01:35:58,930
I came up with this fire-ass
movie idea, okay?
1952
01:35:59,130 --> 01:36:01,590
It's five heartbeats
meets demolition man.
1953
01:36:01,790 --> 01:36:03,200
Same director.
1954
01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:06,070
It's the five heartbeats
meets Jurassic park.
1955
01:36:06,270 --> 01:36:07,940
It's roots backwards.
1956
01:36:08,140 --> 01:36:09,810
So, instead of roots,
it's called trees.
1957
01:36:10,010 --> 01:36:12,600
My hosting shit really
starting to take off, too.
1958
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:14,080
I got all my famous...
1959
01:36:18,020 --> 01:36:19,540
Yeah, my hosting shit
gonna go up, too.
1960
01:36:19,590 --> 01:36:20,650
I got all my...
1961
01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:25,090
Sorry, the water keep going
in my nose. One more time.
1962
01:36:25,290 --> 01:36:27,740
You would've been a phenomenal
baseball player, by the way.
1963
01:36:27,940 --> 01:36:30,050
That headband makes you
look 20 years younger.
1964
01:36:30,250 --> 01:36:32,310
Someday, you'll be
the governor of Ohio.
1965
01:36:32,510 --> 01:36:34,840
How many teams you think
we can win championships with?
1966
01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:37,970
Drake finally asked
for that feature, didn't he?
1967
01:36:38,170 --> 01:36:40,410
It's taco Tuesday!
1968
01:36:40,610 --> 01:36:42,010
You handsome devil, you.
1969
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:44,880
I don't?
1970
01:36:45,230 --> 01:36:46,230
I don't?
1971
01:36:46,490 --> 01:36:47,936
You got your balls
on camera for no reason.
1972
01:36:47,960 --> 01:36:50,030
Balls on camera. Shit.
1973
01:36:50,230 --> 01:36:51,850
I'm gonna cram
this straw up your butt
1974
01:36:52,050 --> 01:36:54,900
and slurp your brains
through your asshole!
1975
01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:58,080
I'm gonna braid your hair then I'm
gonna scalp you, put it on my head
1976
01:36:58,280 --> 01:37:00,780
and I'm gonna play shemar Moore
in that Tyler Perry movie!
1977
01:37:00,980 --> 01:37:03,220
I'm gonna grab your earlobes,
flip 'em inside your scalp,
1978
01:37:03,410 --> 01:37:06,000
then put my hand up your ass,
grab your earlobes,
1979
01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:08,390
pull it out your ass
till you're inside out, nigga.
1980
01:37:08,590 --> 01:37:10,180
Looney tunes!
1981
01:37:12,860 --> 01:37:15,360
Damn. Get your marasupal-ass
away from me, man.
1982
01:37:15,550 --> 01:37:17,220
Marasup...
What is it, "marasupial?"
1983
01:37:18,260 --> 01:37:19,790
Yeah. Get your marasup...
1984
01:37:19,990 --> 01:37:22,280
Wait. I can't even pronounce
that word. Say it again?
1985
01:37:22,470 --> 01:37:24,580
- Marsupial.
- Marsupial, all right.
1986
01:37:24,780 --> 01:37:25,930
Yeah, say the word again?
1987
01:37:26,130 --> 01:37:29,330
- Marsupial.
- All right, marsupial.
1988
01:37:29,530 --> 01:37:33,060
The fuck is up with this Mara-supial...
Marsupial motherfucker, man?
1989
01:37:35,060 --> 01:37:36,410
Fuck.
1990
01:37:40,100 --> 01:37:43,730
Your letter was just
so touching and poetic.
1991
01:37:43,930 --> 01:37:45,720
I had to meet
the person who wrote it.
1992
01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:50,000
Cut, I'm blushin'
too much. Shit.
1993
01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:51,780
Oh, please.
1994
01:37:51,980 --> 01:37:54,300
Hey, why is this nigga
playin' beats at a party?
1995
01:37:58,390 --> 01:38:00,040
- You say...
- I forgot what I...
1996
01:38:01,570 --> 01:38:04,450
Is my dawgs
in this motherfucker?
1997
01:38:04,650 --> 01:38:06,410
Hell, yeah!
1998
01:38:06,610 --> 01:38:07,976
Everybody trying
to add a little bit
1999
01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:10,840
of bass in they voice,
ain't they? Yeah!
2000
01:38:11,580 --> 01:38:13,850
Hell, yeah!
2001
01:38:14,050 --> 01:38:15,590
Y'all niggas
don't sound like that!
2002
01:38:15,790 --> 01:38:16,850
We got a big problem.
2003
01:38:17,050 --> 01:38:18,510
What now, bro?
2004
01:38:18,700 --> 01:38:19,930
Cosby's outside.
2005
01:38:27,850 --> 01:38:30,550
You a mess. You a mess.
2006
01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:33,470
Yo, shoot for ball.
2007
01:38:36,080 --> 01:38:37,080
Fuck. Yeah!
2008
01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:38,610
Run that shit back.
2009
01:38:46,790 --> 01:38:49,480
Motherfucking go in
the fucking net, man.
2010
01:38:53,750 --> 01:38:54,880
It's regular, man.
2011
01:38:57,540 --> 01:39:01,710
That's a wrap on LeBron James.
2012
01:39:43,090 --> 01:39:44,460
♪ That's why we're here
2013
01:39:50,270 --> 01:39:51,950
♪ I do this for the people
2014
01:39:54,970 --> 01:39:56,170
♪ a-ha a-ha