1 00:00:00,726 --> 00:00:04,835 ♪♪ it's that good, good, good, good life ♪♪ 2 00:00:04,860 --> 00:00:07,296 So which card game am I gonna beat you at tonight? 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,383 I ain't playing no more card games with you, girl. 4 00:00:09,408 --> 00:00:11,424 Somehow I always end up with my clothes off. 5 00:00:11,449 --> 00:00:12,564 And that's a bad thing why? 6 00:00:12,605 --> 00:00:14,226 Because you cheat. 7 00:00:14,326 --> 00:00:16,586 Can't blame a girl for wanting to get you naked. 8 00:00:16,687 --> 00:00:18,548 We ain't got to play cards to get naked. 9 00:00:18,573 --> 00:00:20,833 Oh, ok. 10 00:00:21,010 --> 00:00:23,551 Heh, but I still can't stay. 11 00:00:23,576 --> 00:00:25,477 I got a family party tonight. 12 00:00:25,502 --> 00:00:26,923 Sounds like fun. 13 00:00:27,133 --> 00:00:29,156 Sounds like you want an invite. 14 00:00:29,181 --> 00:00:31,562 I thought family gatherings wasn't in our rules. 15 00:00:31,777 --> 00:00:33,518 Well, I mean, parties are fun, 16 00:00:33,543 --> 00:00:35,000 and we're having fun. 17 00:00:35,025 --> 00:00:37,006 Everybody in my life gonna be there, 18 00:00:37,031 --> 00:00:38,453 including my ex. 19 00:00:38,701 --> 00:00:40,043 We all have a past. 20 00:00:40,068 --> 00:00:43,530 There's no getting around that. 21 00:00:43,704 --> 00:00:46,567 Ok. Party it is. 22 00:00:46,592 --> 00:00:47,617 Party it is. 23 00:00:47,642 --> 00:00:51,061 ♪♪ it's that good, good, good, good life ♪♪ 24 00:00:51,086 --> 00:00:52,926 And now that we redid the arts center, 25 00:00:52,951 --> 00:00:55,613 we can offer electives before and after school, 26 00:00:55,713 --> 00:00:57,414 so that's cool. 27 00:00:57,439 --> 00:00:58,340 - Wow. - Mm-hmm. 28 00:00:58,365 --> 00:01:00,657 Billy, I... I am really impressed. 29 00:01:00,682 --> 00:01:02,144 Thank you. 30 00:01:02,169 --> 00:01:04,539 You have taken complete ownership of this job... 31 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:05,452 Yeah. 32 00:01:05,477 --> 00:01:06,738 But more importantly, 33 00:01:06,763 --> 00:01:07,996 seems like you really love it. 34 00:01:08,021 --> 00:01:08,942 Yeah. 35 00:01:08,967 --> 00:01:09,837 Hey, happy birthday, coach baker. 36 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:12,709 Hey, thank you, Kyle. I do. 37 00:01:12,734 --> 00:01:15,297 I do love it a lot, just feels... 38 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,343 It feels good to be able to make a difference, 39 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:19,789 you know, in these kids' lives. 40 00:01:19,814 --> 00:01:22,811 I have never been so happy to be proven wrong. 41 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:27,595 Principal really suits you. 42 00:01:27,695 --> 00:01:29,421 Thank you. 43 00:01:29,446 --> 00:01:31,437 - Everything ok? - Yeah, yeah. 44 00:01:31,462 --> 00:01:33,869 I just got to handle some things. Lookit. 45 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:36,075 - I'll see you tonight? - See you tonight... 46 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:37,481 - All right. - Principal baker. 47 00:01:37,506 --> 00:01:38,557 Ha ha ha! 48 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,447 I guess Layla's back from tour. 49 00:01:46,622 --> 00:01:47,963 Patience back, too? 50 00:01:47,988 --> 00:01:50,263 No. She has more shows, 51 00:01:50,288 --> 00:01:51,766 but, yo, Spencer just texted me, 52 00:01:51,791 --> 00:01:53,111 said he's bringing Alicia tonight, 53 00:01:53,152 --> 00:01:55,223 so our car is officially full. 54 00:01:57,983 --> 00:02:01,206 I'm sorry. I'm sure he was gonna tell you that. 55 00:02:01,231 --> 00:02:03,332 Well, why would he have to tell me anything 56 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:06,037 when we all know you will? 57 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,342 Ooh, awkward. 58 00:02:09,367 --> 00:02:11,589 We're still finding our rhythm. 59 00:02:11,614 --> 00:02:13,046 Yeah. You ever think about moving out? 60 00:02:13,070 --> 00:02:14,822 Of a Beverly Hills mansion? No. I don't. 61 00:02:14,846 --> 00:02:17,268 But things with Olivia are clearly super off, 62 00:02:17,368 --> 00:02:19,744 and the house feels a little crowded. 63 00:02:19,769 --> 00:02:21,671 Ok. Even if I wanted to move, 64 00:02:21,771 --> 00:02:23,066 which I don't, 65 00:02:23,091 --> 00:02:25,392 uh, I wouldn't even have time to look. 66 00:02:25,586 --> 00:02:26,847 I'm telling you, man, 67 00:02:26,872 --> 00:02:28,413 willmont lives up to the hype. 68 00:02:28,438 --> 00:02:29,278 - Yeah? - Yeah. 69 00:02:29,303 --> 00:02:31,197 I mean, they throw this cookout 70 00:02:31,222 --> 00:02:32,483 before every game. 71 00:02:32,508 --> 00:02:33,969 The whole school comes. 72 00:02:34,027 --> 00:02:35,836 You know, maybe you should consider coaching there. 73 00:02:35,860 --> 00:02:37,601 - Ooh, that was sick. - Come on. 74 00:02:37,701 --> 00:02:40,203 Yeah. I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that. 75 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:41,409 Mm-hmm. 76 00:02:41,434 --> 00:02:43,241 Plus, why would anyone give up oceanfront views? 77 00:02:43,265 --> 00:02:44,686 Ok. Don't get me wrong. 78 00:02:44,711 --> 00:02:47,133 Coastal was great, ok? 79 00:02:47,158 --> 00:02:48,804 I loved the tour, 80 00:02:48,829 --> 00:02:50,486 and chatting with coach montes was awesome, 81 00:02:50,510 --> 00:02:54,012 but willmont just hit different for me. 82 00:02:54,112 --> 00:02:55,493 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. Nope. 83 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,049 - Vvv! - Nope. 84 00:02:57,074 --> 00:02:58,335 What's up, j.? 85 00:02:58,360 --> 00:02:59,940 I didn't know you was back from willmont. 86 00:02:59,964 --> 00:03:02,253 Hey. Yeah. Just got back this morning. 87 00:03:02,277 --> 00:03:04,444 - Mm mm mm! - How'd it go? 88 00:03:04,469 --> 00:03:06,010 Yeah. You know, it was all right. 89 00:03:06,035 --> 00:03:08,409 It was kind of hot, muggy, eh. 90 00:03:09,827 --> 00:03:10,888 - Ok. - Yeah. 91 00:03:10,913 --> 00:03:12,294 Heh. I'll catch y'all later. 92 00:03:12,319 --> 00:03:14,661 - Yep. Yep, yep, yep. - Yeah. 93 00:03:14,686 --> 00:03:15,982 ♪♪ Let's get this work ♪♪ 94 00:03:16,007 --> 00:03:17,908 No, no, no. Hold up. Hold up. 95 00:03:18,570 --> 00:03:19,904 What was that about? 96 00:03:19,929 --> 00:03:21,710 You were just raving about the weather, 97 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:23,191 said it was good for your skin. 98 00:03:23,216 --> 00:03:26,033 Look. Spence and I are cool and all, 99 00:03:26,133 --> 00:03:27,773 but... I don't know... Feels kind of weird 100 00:03:27,814 --> 00:03:29,596 rubbing it in his face that I'm leaving gau. 101 00:03:29,696 --> 00:03:31,157 But you're ok with rubbing it in mine 102 00:03:31,257 --> 00:03:32,838 that coastal's not your top choice? 103 00:03:32,863 --> 00:03:34,658 I haven't made any decisions yet, all right? 104 00:03:34,699 --> 00:03:36,240 All right, all right. 105 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:37,881 Well, while you sit here debating 106 00:03:37,981 --> 00:03:41,243 between hot and muggy versus breezy and beautiful, 107 00:03:41,343 --> 00:03:44,526 I'll be finishing up my speech for your dad's birthday. 108 00:03:44,626 --> 00:03:45,847 Ok, love that for you. 109 00:03:45,947 --> 00:03:47,648 I am just gonna wing it 110 00:03:47,748 --> 00:03:48,804 because I'm funnier than you. 111 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,730 Right. Whatever, man. 112 00:03:51,082 --> 00:03:52,997 Hey, you hear if j.J.'S coming? 113 00:03:53,022 --> 00:03:54,891 - He can't make it. - Wait. He responded to you? 114 00:03:54,915 --> 00:03:56,088 Was he not supposed to? 115 00:03:56,113 --> 00:03:57,650 He literally just sent Spence and I a video 116 00:03:57,674 --> 00:03:59,616 that should not be allowed on the Internet. 117 00:03:59,716 --> 00:04:00,776 You serious? 118 00:04:00,876 --> 00:04:02,698 J.j. Punched you in the face, 119 00:04:02,798 --> 00:04:05,380 and now you all are text buddies? 120 00:04:05,405 --> 00:04:06,505 We got over it. 121 00:04:06,530 --> 00:04:07,901 I mean, dude, he's our friend. 122 00:04:08,001 --> 00:04:09,062 What's up with you? 123 00:04:09,162 --> 00:04:10,903 Nothing. I'll see you later. 124 00:04:11,003 --> 00:04:12,264 24 hours to make 125 00:04:12,289 --> 00:04:14,911 the most important decision of my life. 126 00:04:15,086 --> 00:04:16,823 You make life-changing decisions all the time. 127 00:04:16,847 --> 00:04:18,068 What do you think I should do? 128 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:20,058 I help people fight for their lives. 129 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:22,865 This is a decision only you can make. 130 00:04:22,890 --> 00:04:25,633 It's not like I don't love being principal 131 00:04:25,658 --> 00:04:28,628 at south crenshaw, but the opportunity 132 00:04:28,653 --> 00:04:31,756 to rebuild and coach at a d1 program, 133 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:33,177 that's not gonna come back around, 134 00:04:33,258 --> 00:04:34,556 not to mention being reunited 135 00:04:34,581 --> 00:04:36,258 with Jordan and Spencer on the field. 136 00:04:36,299 --> 00:04:37,015 Come on. 137 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,517 I mean, that's assuming that Jordan's 138 00:04:38,542 --> 00:04:39,714 just scratching an itch 139 00:04:39,739 --> 00:04:41,371 by looking at these other schools, but... 140 00:04:41,396 --> 00:04:42,650 It's ok to say it's your dream job 141 00:04:42,674 --> 00:04:44,014 and you want it, babe. 142 00:04:44,039 --> 00:04:46,047 Spencer sent me in there to fight for Kenny 143 00:04:46,147 --> 00:04:50,128 for the head-coaching job at gau, and I... 144 00:04:51,106 --> 00:04:52,646 He's gonna think I betrayed him. 145 00:04:52,671 --> 00:04:54,012 So talk to him. 146 00:04:54,111 --> 00:04:55,933 Talk to both the boys, see what they think. 147 00:04:56,032 --> 00:04:57,854 I can't do that, either. 148 00:04:57,953 --> 00:05:00,856 Barnes says the offer has to be confidential 149 00:05:00,955 --> 00:05:02,155 until I make a final decision. 150 00:05:02,236 --> 00:05:05,619 Screw a.D. Barnes' confidentiality. 151 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,101 Be honest with yourself. 152 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,821 Be honest with the boys 153 00:05:09,922 --> 00:05:12,904 and stop hiding behind excuses. 154 00:05:13,003 --> 00:05:15,905 You do all that, and the right answer will come, 155 00:05:16,006 --> 00:05:19,148 but for now, it's your birthday... 156 00:05:19,173 --> 00:05:20,745 Whoo hoo. 157 00:05:20,770 --> 00:05:22,947 And I have a party to plan. 158 00:05:23,852 --> 00:05:25,838 Thank you, baby. 159 00:05:36,273 --> 00:05:37,917 Mm. Ok. Jordan, we're not home alone. 160 00:05:37,941 --> 00:05:40,031 Who cares? Risky is sexy. 161 00:05:40,056 --> 00:05:41,425 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 162 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:42,380 It's also risky. 163 00:05:42,405 --> 00:05:43,576 Ok. Then stop kissing me. 164 00:05:43,601 --> 00:05:45,602 You should know better than to challenge me by now. 165 00:05:45,626 --> 00:05:48,727 Ok. True. True. Mm. 166 00:05:48,828 --> 00:05:50,606 So how was your trip? 167 00:05:50,631 --> 00:05:51,751 Right now, I am only focused 168 00:05:51,789 --> 00:05:52,850 on how much I missed you. 169 00:05:52,875 --> 00:05:54,457 One week is 6 days too many. 170 00:05:54,482 --> 00:05:55,808 - Not 7? - No. 171 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,249 I can go 24 hours without talking to you. 172 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,042 I'm not crazy. 173 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:00,056 Yeah, just like I can stop kissing you. 174 00:06:00,081 --> 00:06:01,130 - Exactly. - Ok. 175 00:06:01,155 --> 00:06:03,258 - Hey, Layla. - Hey. 176 00:06:03,357 --> 00:06:04,818 - How was Atlanta? - Yeah. 177 00:06:04,919 --> 00:06:06,979 It was, uh, uh, hot and busy, you know, 178 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,417 but Patience killed it. 179 00:06:08,442 --> 00:06:10,242 Nice. Did you see Simone while you were there? 180 00:06:10,267 --> 00:06:11,060 Kind of, yeah. 181 00:06:11,085 --> 00:06:13,328 We saw each other briefly at Patience's show 182 00:06:13,353 --> 00:06:14,855 and then couple times at bringston. 183 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,372 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 184 00:06:16,397 --> 00:06:17,461 What are you doing here? 185 00:06:17,486 --> 00:06:20,433 Uh, he is helping me set up the office, 186 00:06:20,458 --> 00:06:21,978 which thank you for letting me 187 00:06:22,003 --> 00:06:22,745 take it over, by the way. 188 00:06:22,770 --> 00:06:23,715 No problem. 189 00:06:23,740 --> 00:06:25,321 I mean, someone should use it because we all know 190 00:06:25,345 --> 00:06:26,566 how I like to write in the wild. 191 00:06:26,590 --> 00:06:29,035 - Ha ha! We... - Ha ha ha! The wild. 192 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:30,452 - It's true. - Good. 193 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:31,993 - It wasn't that funny. - I should get going. 194 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,677 Yeah. Yeah. You should. 195 00:06:33,702 --> 00:06:37,205 Thanks for carrying all the heavy boxes for me. 196 00:06:37,381 --> 00:06:39,121 - No problem. - Ok, Thor. 197 00:06:39,146 --> 00:06:40,839 Just make sure you don't ruin our speech tonight 198 00:06:40,863 --> 00:06:42,844 with your 5-year-old humor, ok? 199 00:06:43,644 --> 00:06:45,601 I am the god of humor. 200 00:06:45,626 --> 00:06:47,607 Bl-l-l-l-l-l! 201 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:50,810 When I was your age, I had to take 3 buses, 202 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:56,212 walk half a mile to get a view like this. 203 00:06:56,313 --> 00:06:58,575 Yeah. I don't take it for granted, ma. 204 00:06:58,674 --> 00:06:59,674 I know you don't. 205 00:06:59,755 --> 00:07:01,857 So are you ready for tonight? 206 00:07:01,957 --> 00:07:05,078 My speech is. I don't know if I am. 207 00:07:07,236 --> 00:07:09,377 I'm bringing Alicia. 208 00:07:09,958 --> 00:07:11,209 You think that's gonna be weird? 209 00:07:11,233 --> 00:07:12,784 Hell yeah, it's gonna be weird. 210 00:07:12,883 --> 00:07:14,381 Ain't you supposed to be making me feel better? 211 00:07:14,405 --> 00:07:16,101 I am not here to make you feel better. 212 00:07:16,126 --> 00:07:17,828 I am here to tell you the truth, 213 00:07:17,928 --> 00:07:19,789 and the truth is, 214 00:07:19,888 --> 00:07:21,070 this is the way life goes 215 00:07:21,169 --> 00:07:22,987 when you're willing to fall in and out of love. 216 00:07:23,011 --> 00:07:24,712 Alicia and I ain't doing that. 217 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:25,833 We just having fun. 218 00:07:25,933 --> 00:07:27,554 I'm not talking about Alicia, 219 00:07:27,654 --> 00:07:29,474 but I am proud of you 220 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:31,837 for finally putting yourself first 221 00:07:31,936 --> 00:07:33,358 and doing what makes you happy. 222 00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:35,758 I am happy, and my classes are dope. 223 00:07:35,859 --> 00:07:38,041 Coach Kenny and I added wrinkles 224 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:39,642 to the playbook for next season. 225 00:07:39,741 --> 00:07:41,518 A.d. Barnes has been keeping in touch with him. 226 00:07:41,542 --> 00:07:43,525 Kenny should be getting the head coach offer 227 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,691 any day now. 228 00:07:44,938 --> 00:07:46,601 You sound confident. 229 00:07:46,626 --> 00:07:48,866 It's easy to be confident when nobody else wants the job. 230 00:07:48,907 --> 00:07:50,448 Ha ha! 231 00:07:50,624 --> 00:07:52,165 Look at you... 232 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:53,892 All of that and a date tonight. 233 00:07:53,991 --> 00:07:55,008 Now you're just being mean. 234 00:07:55,032 --> 00:07:56,532 Ha ha ha! 235 00:07:56,557 --> 00:07:58,939 Where your husband at? 236 00:07:58,964 --> 00:08:03,428 And that is what I call the baker's dozen. 237 00:08:03,678 --> 00:08:05,539 - Nothing? - Uh-uh. 238 00:08:05,638 --> 00:08:07,460 Maybe my timing was off. Should a start over? 239 00:08:07,561 --> 00:08:08,780 Please no. 240 00:08:08,881 --> 00:08:10,181 I could lead with a joke. 241 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:11,060 Yeah. 242 00:08:11,085 --> 00:08:12,879 Why did coach baker stand in the corner? 243 00:08:12,904 --> 00:08:13,904 Why? 244 00:08:13,929 --> 00:08:15,429 Because he needed a timeout. 245 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:17,382 - Mm-hmm. - Ohh... 246 00:08:17,407 --> 00:08:20,268 Nobody should give me the mic tonight. 247 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:22,791 I think if you lean less into the dad jokes 248 00:08:22,890 --> 00:08:25,111 and more into who coach baker is, 249 00:08:25,212 --> 00:08:26,873 you'll find your funny. 250 00:08:26,972 --> 00:08:28,715 Being funny isn't my thing. 251 00:08:28,815 --> 00:08:31,956 It's j.J.'S. 252 00:08:32,057 --> 00:08:34,077 You still haven't heard from him? 253 00:08:34,178 --> 00:08:35,439 No. 254 00:08:35,538 --> 00:08:37,641 Apparently, Jordan and Spencer have, 255 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:39,078 which means he didn't move out of this house 256 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,163 to get away from us. 257 00:08:41,263 --> 00:08:43,805 He moved out to get away from me. 258 00:08:43,904 --> 00:08:45,926 Maybe he just needs a little space. 259 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,527 From just me? 260 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:49,163 Well, sometimes the people we take our crap out on 261 00:08:49,187 --> 00:08:51,410 are the ones we feel safest with. 262 00:08:51,509 --> 00:08:54,452 Don't mistake j.J. Ghosting you for anger. 263 00:08:54,552 --> 00:08:58,334 Just keep letting him know you're there. 264 00:08:58,433 --> 00:09:00,256 - Ooh. - Hey, you ok? 265 00:09:00,355 --> 00:09:02,456 Yeah. I think I just pulled a muscle 266 00:09:02,557 --> 00:09:06,899 in yoga the other day, but I'm fine. 267 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,860 Now hit me with another dad joke. 268 00:09:08,961 --> 00:09:10,378 - All right, all right. - Let's see what you got. 269 00:09:10,402 --> 00:09:12,464 All right. Coming up. Coming up. 270 00:09:12,564 --> 00:09:14,185 Uh... ooh. 271 00:09:14,285 --> 00:09:17,106 Why did coach baker ask for his change? 272 00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:19,709 - Why? - To get his quarterback. 273 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,029 - Ha ha ha! - Eh. 274 00:09:22,130 --> 00:09:23,911 Hey, dad, happy birthday. 275 00:09:24,011 --> 00:09:25,471 Hey, you made it back. 276 00:09:25,572 --> 00:09:26,993 - Birthday boy. - All right. 277 00:09:27,093 --> 00:09:29,435 - What's happening, captain? - You know. 278 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:31,757 So... how was it? 279 00:09:31,782 --> 00:09:33,918 Willmont was amazing, ok? 280 00:09:34,018 --> 00:09:35,798 I mean, their athletic facility, 281 00:09:35,823 --> 00:09:37,223 it rivals gau's. 282 00:09:37,324 --> 00:09:39,065 Plus, I got to spend time 283 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:40,759 with the offensive coordinator and his family. 284 00:09:40,783 --> 00:09:43,450 Yeah. He reminds me a lot of you, you know, 285 00:09:43,475 --> 00:09:45,475 and he had a ton of things to say 286 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:47,280 about my future as a qb. 287 00:09:47,305 --> 00:09:50,244 All right. Well, I don't doubt that. 288 00:09:51,102 --> 00:09:52,763 You know, it's gonna be pretty tough 289 00:09:52,788 --> 00:09:54,487 to choose between willmont and coastal. 290 00:09:54,512 --> 00:09:55,853 I mean, there's a ton of reasons 291 00:09:55,878 --> 00:09:56,873 for me to stay here. 292 00:09:56,898 --> 00:09:58,894 Oh, so you're serious about transferring. 293 00:09:58,919 --> 00:10:00,155 I thought this was just, like, 294 00:10:00,235 --> 00:10:01,897 a testing-out-the-waters type of a thing. 295 00:10:01,997 --> 00:10:04,899 No. I want to play football next season, you know? 296 00:10:04,999 --> 00:10:06,580 Gau's program is a mess right now. 297 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:07,858 Well, maybe you should give them time 298 00:10:07,882 --> 00:10:09,754 to try to figure things out. 299 00:10:09,779 --> 00:10:11,240 Dad, I'm out of time, ok? 300 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:12,624 I have to think about my future, 301 00:10:12,724 --> 00:10:14,684 and that means finding a coach who believes in me. 302 00:10:14,764 --> 00:10:15,935 I believe in you. 303 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,062 I know you do, but you're not my coach anymore. 304 00:10:18,086 --> 00:10:19,548 You're my dad. 305 00:10:19,648 --> 00:10:22,384 I just have to find my version of you 306 00:10:22,409 --> 00:10:23,652 on the football field. 307 00:10:31,615 --> 00:10:33,678 You do know there's people that do that, right? 308 00:10:33,778 --> 00:10:35,044 But that costs money, ok? 309 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,801 Besides, it's what's inside that counts. 310 00:10:37,901 --> 00:10:39,677 Ok, so what's inside? 311 00:10:39,702 --> 00:10:42,003 I framed my speech for Billy tonight. 312 00:10:42,103 --> 00:10:44,205 You don't want to spend a cent, do you? 313 00:10:44,305 --> 00:10:45,566 Are you here to help me 314 00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:46,887 or just be a pain in my ass? 315 00:10:46,987 --> 00:10:48,387 I just came to give you the heads-up 316 00:10:48,428 --> 00:10:50,209 that Liv overheard me telling Skye 317 00:10:50,308 --> 00:10:51,930 that you were bringing Alicia tonight. 318 00:10:52,029 --> 00:10:53,327 What is with you and that damn mouth? 319 00:10:53,351 --> 00:10:54,971 I was having a private conversation 320 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:56,093 with my girlfriend. 321 00:10:56,192 --> 00:10:57,894 Besides, she was gonna find out anyway 322 00:10:57,994 --> 00:10:59,130 when y'all two walked in together. 323 00:10:59,154 --> 00:11:00,495 How'd she take it? 324 00:11:00,596 --> 00:11:02,174 More pissed at me than concerned about you 325 00:11:02,198 --> 00:11:03,058 if that helps. 326 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,218 You think it's a bad idea, 327 00:11:04,317 --> 00:11:05,716 me bringing Alicia tonight? 328 00:11:05,741 --> 00:11:08,466 I think it's a worse idea to uninvite her now. 329 00:11:08,554 --> 00:11:10,296 Besides, you and Liv gonna have to rip off 330 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,898 that breakup band-aid eventually. 331 00:11:17,007 --> 00:11:18,588 Mm... 332 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,535 Ok. Either you've had way too much caffeine 333 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:22,785 or something's bugging. 334 00:11:22,810 --> 00:11:23,990 Or something. 335 00:11:24,091 --> 00:11:26,463 All right. Hit me with it. 336 00:11:26,488 --> 00:11:27,829 What's got you so riled up? 337 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,195 I'm supposed to be finishing up 338 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:30,351 my speech for my dad's birthday, 339 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:32,869 but all I can think about 340 00:11:32,894 --> 00:11:34,299 is that Spencer's bringing a date. 341 00:11:34,324 --> 00:11:35,585 To your dad's birthday? 342 00:11:35,610 --> 00:11:36,560 I know. 343 00:11:36,585 --> 00:11:40,381 I mean, he can do what he wants to do, right? 344 00:11:40,406 --> 00:11:41,270 We're not together. 345 00:11:41,295 --> 00:11:42,829 It's just... I don't know. 346 00:11:42,854 --> 00:11:44,967 It's weird seeing him move on before me. 347 00:11:44,992 --> 00:11:47,054 And who says he's moved on before you? 348 00:11:47,079 --> 00:11:49,779 I think me showing up dateless says it all. 349 00:11:50,121 --> 00:11:52,062 Then don't show up dateless. 350 00:11:52,541 --> 00:11:54,051 What if I went with you... 351 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:57,697 As your faux date, of course? 352 00:11:58,067 --> 00:12:00,050 You don't have to do that, 353 00:12:00,578 --> 00:12:02,279 and don't say "faux." 354 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,858 It's weird. 355 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,379 I want to go. 356 00:12:05,479 --> 00:12:07,300 Besides, you need someone by your side 357 00:12:07,399 --> 00:12:09,942 who can make you laugh when he's looking 358 00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:12,984 and maybe even when he's not. 359 00:12:13,084 --> 00:12:15,686 Just think about it. 360 00:12:17,662 --> 00:12:21,965 So you back for more risk? 361 00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:23,292 Uh... 362 00:12:23,437 --> 00:12:24,437 Hee hee! 363 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,083 Actually, um... 364 00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:29,702 I'm back to hear 365 00:12:29,727 --> 00:12:31,507 what really went down in Atlanta. 366 00:12:32,164 --> 00:12:35,234 Uh, I mean, it's like I told Liv... It was fine. 367 00:12:35,259 --> 00:12:36,399 Well, you see, I know 368 00:12:36,499 --> 00:12:37,824 all of your facial expressions, 369 00:12:37,849 --> 00:12:39,358 and the one that you had when Liv asked 370 00:12:39,382 --> 00:12:41,890 how Atlanta was was your "so not fine" look. 371 00:12:41,915 --> 00:12:43,668 I don't have a "so not fine" look. 372 00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:46,129 Wait. How many facial expressions do I have? 373 00:12:46,154 --> 00:12:48,206 8. Don't dodge the question. 374 00:12:48,231 --> 00:12:50,674 Ok. Fine. Yeah. 375 00:12:50,699 --> 00:12:52,704 Simone and I had a conversation 376 00:12:52,729 --> 00:12:53,950 or two or 3. 377 00:12:53,986 --> 00:12:55,127 Why didn't you tell me? 378 00:12:55,152 --> 00:12:56,529 Because it had nothing to do with you 379 00:12:56,553 --> 00:12:58,533 and everything to do with me and Simone. 380 00:12:58,634 --> 00:12:59,970 Ok. Fine. 381 00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:01,572 Technically, it kind of had to do with you, 382 00:13:01,596 --> 00:13:03,898 but really, it was more about me and her 383 00:13:03,998 --> 00:13:06,634 and all the stuff that was left unsaid at Christmas, ok? 384 00:13:06,659 --> 00:13:08,040 I just wanted to clear the air. 385 00:13:08,065 --> 00:13:09,646 You told her about us, didn't you, 386 00:13:09,671 --> 00:13:11,618 without any heads-up or input from me. 387 00:13:11,643 --> 00:13:13,457 Well, it didn't exactly go as I hoped, 388 00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:14,848 if that makes you feel better. 389 00:13:14,873 --> 00:13:16,334 This is a joke to you, ok? 390 00:13:16,374 --> 00:13:18,275 I should've been the one to tell her, Layla. 391 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,601 It's not a joke, Jordan. 392 00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,408 Simone was my friend, and woman to woman, 393 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,574 I owed her a conversation. 394 00:13:22,599 --> 00:13:24,177 Ok. Well, Simone wasn't just my friend, ok? 395 00:13:24,201 --> 00:13:25,222 She was my wife. 396 00:13:25,247 --> 00:13:27,188 Wow. Ok. 397 00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:29,603 Look. My point is, is that I should've had 398 00:13:29,628 --> 00:13:31,582 a say in who tells her and when. 399 00:13:31,607 --> 00:13:34,365 We should've made that decision together as a team. 400 00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:36,054 Simone and I, we're in a good place, 401 00:13:36,079 --> 00:13:37,354 and now she's going to think 402 00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:38,685 that I lied to her or, worse, 403 00:13:38,725 --> 00:13:41,603 didn't care enough to tell her personally. 404 00:13:41,702 --> 00:13:43,484 Well, congratulations, you know? 405 00:13:43,584 --> 00:13:46,119 I'm so glad that you got to clear your conscience. 406 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,191 - Jordan, I... - No. Forget it. 407 00:13:54,722 --> 00:13:57,312 Young chapa: ♪♪ run it back, hey ♪♪ 408 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,553 ♪♪ run it back, hey, hey ♪♪ 409 00:13:58,594 --> 00:13:59,784 ♪♪ run it back, hey ♪♪ 410 00:13:59,809 --> 00:14:01,307 ♪♪ run it back, run it back, run it back... ♪♪ 411 00:14:01,331 --> 00:14:04,745 - Happy birthday! - Happy birthday! 412 00:14:06,007 --> 00:14:07,210 What is this? 413 00:14:07,235 --> 00:14:09,376 It's your birthday roast. 414 00:14:09,401 --> 00:14:11,472 Roast? On a random birth... 415 00:14:11,497 --> 00:14:12,496 Should I be worried? 416 00:14:12,521 --> 00:14:14,064 - No birthday is random. - Right. 417 00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:15,906 Just sit back and relax 418 00:14:16,006 --> 00:14:19,148 and know that, whatever's said about you tonight, 419 00:14:19,248 --> 00:14:20,248 that we love you. 420 00:14:20,288 --> 00:14:21,629 - Ok. - Ok. 421 00:14:21,729 --> 00:14:23,049 I got to go check on the caterers. 422 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,351 All right. You look good. 423 00:14:24,451 --> 00:14:26,593 - Like my Billy baker? - I do. 424 00:14:26,692 --> 00:14:29,235 Ah, they got you in on this thing, too, huh? 425 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:30,916 They couldn't pay me to miss it. 426 00:14:31,016 --> 00:14:32,156 All right. Nice. 427 00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:33,177 Plus, this track suit beats a dress 428 00:14:33,257 --> 00:14:34,598 and heels any day. 429 00:14:34,697 --> 00:14:35,955 I wish they told me to put a track suit on 430 00:14:35,979 --> 00:14:36,880 right about now. 431 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,160 Ha ha! Hey, listen. 432 00:14:38,259 --> 00:14:39,641 Billy, I want to thank you 433 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:42,003 for always looking out for Spencer. 434 00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:43,163 Please. 435 00:14:43,264 --> 00:14:44,841 What you did to help Kenny get considered 436 00:14:44,865 --> 00:14:47,287 for the coaching job at gau means a lot... 437 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,807 Ok. Mm-hmm. 438 00:14:48,908 --> 00:14:50,369 And, according to Spencer, 439 00:14:50,469 --> 00:14:51,725 it looks like Kenny'll get an offer soon. 440 00:14:51,749 --> 00:14:53,170 He's definitely on the short list, 441 00:14:53,269 --> 00:14:55,052 but you should know that a.D. Barnes, 442 00:14:55,152 --> 00:14:57,293 he's considering other candidates. 443 00:14:57,393 --> 00:14:59,173 - Seriously? - Yeah. 444 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,495 Spencer seemed to think 445 00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:01,735 no one else wanted the job. 446 00:15:01,836 --> 00:15:03,137 You know how these things are. 447 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:04,533 There's always somebody else in the mix, 448 00:15:04,557 --> 00:15:05,975 somebody who's gonna want to cover... 449 00:15:05,999 --> 00:15:07,300 Cover their bases. 450 00:15:07,399 --> 00:15:08,657 - Can we talk about this later? - Yeah. 451 00:15:08,681 --> 00:15:10,182 - All right. - Of course. 452 00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:11,101 - I'm glad you made it. - Yeah. 453 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,244 - All right now. - Ok. 454 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,306 What's up? 455 00:15:16,406 --> 00:15:18,427 Ok. I found a few potential spots for you, 456 00:15:18,527 --> 00:15:20,064 and, look, this one even has a fireplace. 457 00:15:20,088 --> 00:15:22,149 I mean, it looks a'ight, but I've seen firsthand 458 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,271 that the photos is not the whole truth. 459 00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:26,231 Babe, why are you still on this? 460 00:15:26,331 --> 00:15:27,954 I'm not moving. 461 00:15:28,054 --> 00:15:29,194 Whatever's happening here 462 00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:30,311 is better than what's out there. 463 00:15:30,335 --> 00:15:31,716 Now let's get going. 464 00:15:31,816 --> 00:15:34,038 Spencer's waiting on us, and we already late. 465 00:15:34,138 --> 00:15:36,158 Ok. 466 00:15:36,259 --> 00:15:39,201 Ok. Alicia should be here soon, 467 00:15:39,301 --> 00:15:40,922 and Coop is not far behind. 468 00:15:41,022 --> 00:15:42,163 Mm-hmm. 469 00:15:42,263 --> 00:15:46,206 - You good? - Yep. Yeah. Yeah. 470 00:15:46,306 --> 00:15:48,167 J., I owe you an apology, man. 471 00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:49,168 For what? 472 00:15:49,268 --> 00:15:50,404 I seen how hyped you was earlier 473 00:15:50,428 --> 00:15:52,090 after your visit to willmont. 474 00:15:52,190 --> 00:15:53,370 Second I walked in the door, 475 00:15:53,471 --> 00:15:54,851 your whole mood changed. 476 00:15:54,951 --> 00:15:56,452 - That's not us. - No. That's not us. 477 00:15:56,553 --> 00:15:59,134 No. I never want you to quiet your excitement 478 00:15:59,234 --> 00:16:00,735 because of me. 479 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,056 We cool. On god. 480 00:16:02,156 --> 00:16:04,898 Thanks, Spence. I appreciate it. 481 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,019 Of course. 482 00:16:06,119 --> 00:16:07,820 Oh, sorry. The door was open. 483 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,221 What's up. Oh, you all good. 484 00:16:09,321 --> 00:16:11,062 Alicia, this is... 485 00:16:11,162 --> 00:16:12,023 Jordan baker. 486 00:16:12,123 --> 00:16:13,384 I'm sorry. Have we met? 487 00:16:13,484 --> 00:16:14,821 Somehow we've always missed each other 488 00:16:14,845 --> 00:16:16,386 when I'm here, but Spence filled me in 489 00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:18,027 on all of his roommates. 490 00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:20,589 Wow. Well, don't listen to anything he says. 491 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:21,950 It's so nice to meet you. 492 00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,370 - Nice to meet you, too. - Oh, ok. 493 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,690 Coop is hollering from outside. 494 00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:26,432 - We should go. - All right. 495 00:16:31,136 --> 00:16:33,317 ♪♪ Life's a party, yeah ♪♪ 496 00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:36,038 ♪♪ so enjoy yourself ♪♪ 497 00:16:36,139 --> 00:16:38,561 ♪♪ show somebody yeah ♪♪ 498 00:16:38,661 --> 00:16:40,162 ♪♪ how to love... ♪♪ 499 00:16:40,262 --> 00:16:41,402 What's with the look? 500 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,782 Can't help it. It's just my face. 501 00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:44,244 Didn't mean to hit a trigger, 502 00:16:44,344 --> 00:16:45,644 just making sure you're good. 503 00:16:45,745 --> 00:16:46,745 I'm sorry. 504 00:16:46,826 --> 00:16:48,447 It's just, it's been a rough few days. 505 00:16:48,547 --> 00:16:50,147 Rough days mean the good ones are coming. 506 00:16:50,228 --> 00:16:52,130 I hope you're right. Ha ha! 507 00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:54,011 Mm... 508 00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,110 Hey, are you ok? 509 00:16:55,152 --> 00:16:57,133 Yeah. Yeah. It'll pass. 510 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,173 I just got to breathe slowly. 511 00:17:00,355 --> 00:17:01,936 - Mm... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 512 00:17:02,036 --> 00:17:03,537 Hey, you're still having pain? 513 00:17:03,637 --> 00:17:05,779 Why don't I get you some water, ok? 514 00:17:05,879 --> 00:17:06,879 Thanks. 515 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,261 Babe, let's go. You should rest. 516 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,742 No, no. I'll be fine. 517 00:17:10,842 --> 00:17:12,783 I made a doctor's appointment for tomorrow. 518 00:17:12,883 --> 00:17:14,424 Come on. Tonight's about you. 519 00:17:14,524 --> 00:17:17,146 Besides, my pain's at, like, a 4. 520 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,387 Out of 5? 521 00:17:18,487 --> 00:17:20,548 Out of 10, ash. 522 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,070 If it gets worse, I promise I'll tell you. 523 00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:25,652 - Ok. - Hey... 524 00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:28,114 - Hey. - Oh. 525 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,671 Ha ha! What's up? Happy birthday, coach. 526 00:17:29,695 --> 00:17:31,156 What's happening? Glad you made it. 527 00:17:31,256 --> 00:17:33,077 Yeah. Ok. Wait till my speech. 528 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,478 You might be saying otherwise. 529 00:17:34,578 --> 00:17:36,159 Ah. Laura got to you, too, huh? 530 00:17:36,259 --> 00:17:38,320 Oh, she got to everybody. 531 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,641 Oh, look at this thing. 532 00:17:39,741 --> 00:17:41,963 ♪♪ Show somebody, yeah ♪♪ 533 00:17:42,063 --> 00:17:44,885 ♪♪ how to love yourself... ♪♪ 534 00:17:44,985 --> 00:17:46,486 Look at this. 535 00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:49,528 The least she could've done was make it my height. 536 00:17:49,628 --> 00:17:51,289 She got the small hands right, though. 537 00:17:51,389 --> 00:17:54,211 Small? These are NFL hands, baby. 538 00:17:54,236 --> 00:17:54,939 What you mean? 539 00:17:54,964 --> 00:17:56,432 Ok. They're not super bowl hands. 540 00:17:56,457 --> 00:17:57,969 You need big hands to hold that trophy. 541 00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,695 You've seen it. 542 00:17:59,795 --> 00:18:02,216 - It's like that, huh? - We'll see. 543 00:18:02,256 --> 00:18:04,758 I'm coming for you. 544 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,099 Hey, you. 545 00:18:06,199 --> 00:18:07,639 I can't wait to see you m.C. Tonight. 546 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,101 Mm, you should make a joke 547 00:18:09,201 --> 00:18:10,662 about sleeping in Billy's bed. 548 00:18:10,762 --> 00:18:11,943 What is your obsession 549 00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:13,260 with me living at the baker house? 550 00:18:13,284 --> 00:18:14,384 I'm not obsessed. 551 00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:15,821 But you kind of are, and I'm kind of tired 552 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,266 of talking about it, all right? 553 00:18:17,366 --> 00:18:18,366 Ms. Baker's my boss. 554 00:18:18,407 --> 00:18:19,624 She's doing me a solid on the rent 555 00:18:19,648 --> 00:18:21,269 to help me save money. 556 00:18:21,369 --> 00:18:22,470 Nobody in their right mind 557 00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:24,271 would walk away from a situation like that. 558 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,792 Ok. Well, I just love you 559 00:18:25,892 --> 00:18:27,353 and want you to be happy. 560 00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:29,234 Hey, Coop, we're ready for you. 561 00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:30,235 Ok. Cool. 562 00:18:30,335 --> 00:18:32,236 Ok. Let's do it. 563 00:18:32,336 --> 00:18:36,879 Look. I'm happy, ok? Can we just move on? 564 00:18:36,979 --> 00:18:38,981 Mm-hmm. 565 00:18:39,821 --> 00:18:41,202 I tried to convert Spence... 566 00:18:41,302 --> 00:18:43,324 I really have... But he just loves 567 00:18:43,424 --> 00:18:45,525 to take it from the bottom, right? 568 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,326 Personally, I'm a top guy. 569 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:50,368 Ok. Are we still talking about toilet paper? 570 00:18:50,468 --> 00:18:52,049 What's wrong with you? 571 00:18:52,149 --> 00:18:53,250 - Refills. - Ok. 572 00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:54,851 - Refills. - Ok. Thank you. 573 00:18:54,951 --> 00:18:57,493 - Yep. - He's funny. 574 00:18:57,593 --> 00:18:59,294 You didn't tell me Jordan was so cool. 575 00:18:59,394 --> 00:19:01,175 I didn't know I was supposed to. 576 00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:02,536 - Are you kidding? - Damn. 577 00:19:02,636 --> 00:19:04,093 You know, I have a list about a mile long 578 00:19:04,117 --> 00:19:06,339 of girls who would die to date him. 579 00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:08,700 - He's single, right? - Recently single, yeah. 580 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,861 Ok. 581 00:19:09,961 --> 00:19:11,338 Like you said, everybody got a past, right? 582 00:19:11,362 --> 00:19:14,164 Mm-hmm. Yes. 583 00:19:19,247 --> 00:19:21,549 I'm guessing that's your past. 584 00:19:21,649 --> 00:19:26,172 Yeah, and she's here with Noah. 585 00:19:29,647 --> 00:19:31,280 Welcome, everyone, 586 00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:33,197 to coach baker's birthday roast. 587 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:36,839 Ooh! Whoop whoop! 588 00:19:36,939 --> 00:19:40,321 Um, you know, you can call me Billy. 589 00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:41,562 You know that, right? 590 00:19:41,587 --> 00:19:45,000 And piss off moms? No, thanks. 591 00:19:45,025 --> 00:19:47,206 So I met coach baker a few years back, 592 00:19:47,306 --> 00:19:49,287 and I got to say, for the most part, 593 00:19:49,387 --> 00:19:51,729 he's all right, except he claims 594 00:19:51,829 --> 00:19:55,291 to be from the hood, my hood, to be exact. 595 00:19:55,391 --> 00:19:57,773 You guys know the hoodest thing I've seen him do? 596 00:19:57,873 --> 00:19:59,294 - No? - What? 597 00:19:59,394 --> 00:20:02,204 Mow the lawn in black air force 1s. 598 00:20:04,197 --> 00:20:05,574 There's nothing worse than being born 599 00:20:05,598 --> 00:20:07,099 with a ugly kid, and you got 600 00:20:07,199 --> 00:20:09,261 two of them at the same time. 601 00:20:09,286 --> 00:20:11,467 You guys, make some noise for the baker twins. 602 00:20:11,492 --> 00:20:12,393 All right. 603 00:20:12,418 --> 00:20:13,439 Thank you. 604 00:20:13,598 --> 00:20:14,985 Wow, wow, wow. 605 00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:16,831 Thanks, Coop, for filling in tonight. 606 00:20:16,856 --> 00:20:18,387 You know, Patience couldn't be here 607 00:20:18,487 --> 00:20:19,624 because she's somewhere on a stage 608 00:20:19,648 --> 00:20:21,349 actually entertaining people. 609 00:20:21,449 --> 00:20:22,309 Ooh... 610 00:20:22,409 --> 00:20:23,790 Well, you know, I'll go first 611 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,872 because, you know, I was born first. 612 00:20:25,972 --> 00:20:27,433 Hence, the odd-shaped head. 613 00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:28,714 You know, I like to think 614 00:20:28,814 --> 00:20:30,395 that I held the door open for you. 615 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:32,196 That's really gross, Jordan. 616 00:20:32,296 --> 00:20:33,593 Well, if you couldn't already tell, 617 00:20:33,617 --> 00:20:35,038 Jordan has our dad's sense of humor. 618 00:20:35,138 --> 00:20:37,600 Oh, that's a low blow, Liv. 619 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:38,876 Growing up, people used to ask, 620 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:40,361 "what was it like, you know, 621 00:20:40,461 --> 00:20:41,642 "having an absentee father 622 00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,123 who was also an NFL star?" 623 00:20:43,223 --> 00:20:44,804 That's not fair, Jordan. 624 00:20:44,904 --> 00:20:46,245 He wasn't really a star. 625 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,007 Right. 626 00:20:48,107 --> 00:20:49,447 Obviously, tonight we're all here 627 00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:50,608 to celebrate our dad 628 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,249 in a very, very mean way. 629 00:20:52,349 --> 00:20:53,730 Yes, and we thought of one story 630 00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:56,212 that would fit perfectly. 631 00:20:56,312 --> 00:20:57,853 Y'all, don't you dare. 632 00:20:57,953 --> 00:20:59,290 - The accidental streaker. - The accidental streaker. 633 00:20:59,314 --> 00:21:02,336 - Ha ha ha! - Oh... 634 00:21:02,436 --> 00:21:04,257 So one morning, our dad went out 635 00:21:04,357 --> 00:21:06,499 to take a shower before construction started, 636 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,100 but, of course, it was the day... 637 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,981 Should I be doing a vibe check over here? 638 00:21:10,081 --> 00:21:12,303 Is it that obvious? 639 00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:15,105 Yeah. It is. 640 00:21:15,205 --> 00:21:16,946 You and Alicia having a good time? 641 00:21:17,046 --> 00:21:19,267 Yeah. Yeah. She's cool. 642 00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:22,269 - But she's not Olivia. - No. 643 00:21:22,369 --> 00:21:23,670 No. She's not. 644 00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:25,792 And the guy Olivia brought, 645 00:21:25,892 --> 00:21:27,553 he's not you. 646 00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:30,155 You know, before you and Olivia 647 00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:32,396 ever started dating, you were friends, 648 00:21:32,496 --> 00:21:34,878 best friends. 649 00:21:34,978 --> 00:21:36,439 There's nothing wrong with trying 650 00:21:36,539 --> 00:21:37,920 to get back to that place. 651 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,361 And what if she's not ready? 652 00:21:39,461 --> 00:21:40,882 Then at least you know you tried. 653 00:21:47,026 --> 00:21:48,407 ♪♪ Diggy diggy diggy Dee ♪♪ 654 00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:52,129 Up next is the woman who gave me my big break 655 00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:54,891 and then took it away... Layla keating. 656 00:21:57,713 --> 00:21:59,214 Thank you, 657 00:21:59,314 --> 00:22:00,855 and Jordan already made the joke 658 00:22:00,955 --> 00:22:02,532 about Patience being more talented than you, 659 00:22:02,556 --> 00:22:04,217 so I don't have to, right? 660 00:22:04,317 --> 00:22:06,018 Ok. Great. 661 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:08,540 Well, when I was a kid, I spent so much time 662 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,141 at the baker house, everyone thought 663 00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:13,263 I was their third child, so Liv was the smart one, 664 00:22:13,363 --> 00:22:15,745 and Jordan was the pretty one, 665 00:22:15,845 --> 00:22:17,325 and, because I wasn't actually related 666 00:22:17,406 --> 00:22:19,387 to coach baker, I was the lucky one. 667 00:22:19,487 --> 00:22:20,908 Oh... 668 00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:23,710 I got to grow up enjoying coach baker's famous ribs... 669 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,511 A virgin Billy bellini. 670 00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:26,952 Thank you. 671 00:22:27,052 --> 00:22:30,415 It's pretty catchy and... 672 00:22:31,739 --> 00:22:32,749 Tasty. 673 00:22:32,774 --> 00:22:33,835 Hmm. 674 00:22:34,077 --> 00:22:36,399 Your mom really went all out. 675 00:22:36,499 --> 00:22:38,960 Yeah. Birthdays are kind of her thing. 676 00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:40,540 So does your dad really like bellinis, 677 00:22:40,621 --> 00:22:42,042 or is that her thing, too? 678 00:22:42,142 --> 00:22:43,982 Oh, no. That man loves a good, sugary cocktail, 679 00:22:44,064 --> 00:22:45,845 well, when no one's looking, of course. 680 00:22:45,945 --> 00:22:49,287 Outing a man's private drink, savage. 681 00:22:51,629 --> 00:22:52,689 Ha ha! 682 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,891 Ha ha ha! 683 00:22:54,991 --> 00:22:57,132 Ha! Ha! Ha ha! 684 00:22:57,232 --> 00:22:59,894 Whoa. Ok. Slow it down. 685 00:22:59,994 --> 00:23:01,295 If I know that's your fake laugh, 686 00:23:01,395 --> 00:23:04,337 you better believe Spencer will, too. 687 00:23:04,437 --> 00:23:07,419 You know, not all of us get to live out our dreams. 688 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:09,501 I mean, take Asher, for instance. 689 00:23:09,601 --> 00:23:11,422 He wanted to play football so bad, 690 00:23:11,522 --> 00:23:14,664 but he just didn't have the heart for it. 691 00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:18,787 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Asher Adams. 692 00:23:23,290 --> 00:23:25,551 That's good. That's real good. 693 00:23:25,651 --> 00:23:27,513 Shots fired, Coop, 694 00:23:27,613 --> 00:23:29,914 but I guess you got your voice back, 695 00:23:30,014 --> 00:23:32,796 not so sure that's a good thing. 696 00:23:32,896 --> 00:23:34,157 Y'all are cutthroat. 697 00:23:34,257 --> 00:23:38,080 Ahh, a coach hones your strengths 698 00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:40,761 and draws out your weaknesses. 699 00:23:40,861 --> 00:23:42,683 They mold you into the type of player 700 00:23:42,783 --> 00:23:45,405 you're gonna be, or if you're coach baker, 701 00:23:45,505 --> 00:23:48,447 you just recruit them illegally and move them into your house. 702 00:23:50,428 --> 00:23:52,009 You still mad I took your spot, ash? 703 00:23:52,109 --> 00:23:55,331 Ooh, ow. Ha ha! Who raised y'all? 704 00:23:57,472 --> 00:23:59,654 Now, a baker is someone who finds 705 00:23:59,754 --> 00:24:02,136 all the right ingredients to make the perfect dessert. 706 00:24:02,236 --> 00:24:03,857 I think I've forgotten how to laugh. 707 00:24:03,957 --> 00:24:05,374 - Life ain't that deep. - I don't know. 708 00:24:05,398 --> 00:24:06,739 It's felt pretty deep lately. 709 00:24:06,839 --> 00:24:09,981 Maybe if you stop overthinking everything 710 00:24:10,081 --> 00:24:12,182 and just start doing whatever feels good, 711 00:24:12,282 --> 00:24:13,503 things will lighten up. 712 00:24:13,603 --> 00:24:14,904 Yeah. Impulse hasn't really 713 00:24:15,004 --> 00:24:16,465 worked for me in the past, so... 714 00:24:16,565 --> 00:24:19,427 So try happiness. 715 00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:20,868 Right now, that's sipping 716 00:24:20,968 --> 00:24:22,385 on virgin bellinis while you watch your dad 717 00:24:22,409 --> 00:24:25,071 squirm like a toddler that's got to take a dump. 718 00:24:25,171 --> 00:24:27,392 That's a very specific image. 719 00:24:27,492 --> 00:24:29,554 It's a true story, right, Mrs. Baker? 720 00:24:29,654 --> 00:24:31,435 Um... 721 00:24:31,535 --> 00:24:33,517 And you're right. 722 00:24:35,818 --> 00:24:40,261 Hey, there she is. 723 00:24:41,782 --> 00:24:43,323 Ha ha! 724 00:24:43,423 --> 00:24:46,045 I know y'all wish I would stand up here all night 725 00:24:46,145 --> 00:24:47,406 and make y'all laugh, 726 00:24:47,506 --> 00:24:50,007 but they're not paying me enough, 727 00:24:50,107 --> 00:24:52,529 so I'd like to welcome 728 00:24:52,629 --> 00:24:55,091 Billy's better half, the love of his life... 729 00:24:55,191 --> 00:24:56,532 Spencer James. 730 00:25:01,755 --> 00:25:03,376 She is just kidding, Mrs. Baker. 731 00:25:03,476 --> 00:25:05,017 No, she's not, but it's ok 732 00:25:05,117 --> 00:25:06,534 because most of the time, I like you better 733 00:25:06,558 --> 00:25:07,779 than I like Billy, anyway. 734 00:25:07,879 --> 00:25:09,220 Hey. 735 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,462 Well, all right, then. 736 00:25:11,562 --> 00:25:13,503 As Coop said, i'm Spencer James. 737 00:25:13,603 --> 00:25:15,464 The part she left out is that I am the son 738 00:25:15,564 --> 00:25:16,945 coach baker never had. 739 00:25:19,207 --> 00:25:20,388 If you look around this room, 740 00:25:20,488 --> 00:25:22,509 it's clear to see that Billy has lived 741 00:25:22,609 --> 00:25:24,991 many lives and been called many things... 742 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,232 Now, careful. 743 00:25:26,332 --> 00:25:28,473 NFL player, principal, 744 00:25:28,573 --> 00:25:30,354 son, father, 745 00:25:30,454 --> 00:25:34,597 trophy husband, ugly cryer, 746 00:25:34,697 --> 00:25:37,399 bad golfer, and even worse dancer... 747 00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:41,162 But no matter what, 748 00:25:41,262 --> 00:25:44,964 coach will always be my favorite. 749 00:25:45,064 --> 00:25:46,965 Coach baker changed my life 750 00:25:47,065 --> 00:25:48,807 the day he stepped on that field at crenshaw 751 00:25:48,907 --> 00:25:50,227 and asked me to come play for him. 752 00:25:50,308 --> 00:25:51,689 He took a chance on some kid 753 00:25:51,789 --> 00:25:53,450 who liked to do things his own way, 754 00:25:53,550 --> 00:25:54,851 get into fights, 755 00:25:54,951 --> 00:25:57,372 and live and die on that football field. 756 00:25:57,472 --> 00:26:00,494 That kid is you, by the way, because I'm perfect. 757 00:26:00,594 --> 00:26:01,975 No, but for real, 758 00:26:02,075 --> 00:26:03,296 the friends I made at Beverly, 759 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:05,017 the kind of football player I am, 760 00:26:05,117 --> 00:26:08,059 even the most important relationship in my life 761 00:26:08,159 --> 00:26:11,522 can all be traced back to coach baker... 762 00:26:15,113 --> 00:26:16,825 Which from now on, is this track suit 763 00:26:16,925 --> 00:26:18,186 because this is fire. 764 00:26:18,211 --> 00:26:19,503 How you gonna hold out on us like that? 765 00:26:19,527 --> 00:26:20,948 Some secrets are meant to be kept. 766 00:26:21,048 --> 00:26:22,118 I guess so. 767 00:26:22,143 --> 00:26:24,565 Happy birthday, coach. I love you. 768 00:26:29,085 --> 00:26:30,451 Love you, too, man. 769 00:26:32,449 --> 00:26:34,512 All jokes aside, coach baker, 770 00:26:35,497 --> 00:26:38,079 you made me the person I am today. 771 00:26:38,104 --> 00:26:40,406 I just love you, man. 772 00:26:40,701 --> 00:26:42,239 All right. 773 00:26:42,849 --> 00:26:44,127 I have no idea who that was. 774 00:26:44,152 --> 00:26:45,676 No idea. 775 00:26:45,701 --> 00:26:48,249 And now I need you guys to give a big round of applause 776 00:26:48,987 --> 00:26:51,648 for the biggest, baddest boss lady I know 777 00:26:51,673 --> 00:26:54,546 and Billy's true better half... Ms. Laura baker. 778 00:26:54,678 --> 00:26:55,819 All right. 779 00:26:56,305 --> 00:26:58,792 Smart move not roasting me. 780 00:26:58,817 --> 00:27:00,398 I know when to keep my mouth shut. 781 00:27:00,423 --> 00:27:02,204 I think we can all agree that Billy's 782 00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:03,610 being a good sport by letting us 783 00:27:03,635 --> 00:27:07,261 roast him tonight, but you're not done yet, babe. 784 00:27:07,286 --> 00:27:08,189 I know it. 785 00:27:08,214 --> 00:27:09,555 Do you remember the movie 786 00:27:09,580 --> 00:27:11,103 "10 things I hate about you"? 787 00:27:11,128 --> 00:27:13,128 Ugh, how could I forget? 788 00:27:13,444 --> 00:27:15,110 When Billy and I started dating, 789 00:27:15,135 --> 00:27:16,954 we must have watched it 50 times. 790 00:27:16,979 --> 00:27:19,259 Hours of my life I will never get back. 791 00:27:19,284 --> 00:27:20,851 Oh, please. 792 00:27:20,876 --> 00:27:22,898 You tried to grow your hair out like Heath. 793 00:27:24,016 --> 00:27:26,453 You can see how well that worked out for him. 794 00:27:27,351 --> 00:27:29,266 When Billy proposed to me, 795 00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:32,673 he listed the 10 things he loved about me, 796 00:27:32,698 --> 00:27:34,039 but tonight's not a love fest. 797 00:27:34,064 --> 00:27:37,647 It's a roast, babe, so this is for you. 798 00:27:37,672 --> 00:27:40,092 I hate the way you comb your hair 799 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:41,928 when you don't have any at all. 800 00:27:42,848 --> 00:27:47,100 I hate the way you say, "ok," 801 00:27:47,139 --> 00:27:49,560 just so you can stall. 802 00:27:49,767 --> 00:27:51,869 I hate the way you pace around 803 00:27:51,894 --> 00:27:53,435 when things don't make sense, 804 00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:55,521 and I hate the way you mansplain to me 805 00:27:55,546 --> 00:27:57,073 just so you can vent... 806 00:27:57,491 --> 00:27:58,557 I hate that. 807 00:27:58,582 --> 00:28:00,283 But most of all, 808 00:28:00,528 --> 00:28:02,469 I don't hate anything about you, 809 00:28:02,494 --> 00:28:04,476 not even a little bit at all. 810 00:28:04,501 --> 00:28:07,353 Billy baker, i'd rather fight with you 811 00:28:07,378 --> 00:28:09,118 than love anyone else. 812 00:28:10,287 --> 00:28:12,630 Happy birthday, babe. 813 00:28:20,883 --> 00:28:22,956 Now, guys, this would not be a true roast 814 00:28:22,981 --> 00:28:24,922 if we did not get to hear 815 00:28:24,947 --> 00:28:28,088 from the man of honor, the legend himself... 816 00:28:28,113 --> 00:28:30,173 Mr. Billy baker. 817 00:28:33,817 --> 00:28:36,599 Thank you, Coop. Thank you. Thank you so much. 818 00:28:36,624 --> 00:28:41,607 One of these days, I hope to be as hood as you 819 00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:43,734 as you sleep peacefully every night 820 00:28:44,430 --> 00:28:47,857 in my very expensive Beverly Hills mansion. 821 00:28:47,882 --> 00:28:51,264 Until that day, enjoy the thread count. 822 00:28:51,289 --> 00:28:52,670 - You know I will. - All right. 823 00:28:52,695 --> 00:28:55,557 Where is Spencer? There you are. 824 00:28:55,582 --> 00:28:57,641 I know he's feeling proud of that little speech you gave me. 825 00:28:57,665 --> 00:28:59,326 Thank you. Y'all don't know this. 826 00:28:59,351 --> 00:29:03,373 Spencer has a sandwich named after him right here, 827 00:29:03,398 --> 00:29:07,151 yes, right here at the slauson cafe. 828 00:29:07,252 --> 00:29:09,504 It's cute, not as cute as having 829 00:29:09,529 --> 00:29:12,402 an actual football field named after you, 830 00:29:12,427 --> 00:29:14,131 but you're on your way, buddy. 831 00:29:16,585 --> 00:29:19,554 There they are... Jordan and Olivia, 832 00:29:19,579 --> 00:29:20,712 my pride and joy. 833 00:29:20,737 --> 00:29:23,580 These days, they're more of a pain in my neck, 834 00:29:23,605 --> 00:29:26,740 my shoulder, my lower back, right, 835 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,291 oh, and, of course, my bank account. 836 00:29:29,473 --> 00:29:31,814 Nobody laughed at that. Exactly. 837 00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:33,861 All the adults know what I'm talking about. 838 00:29:33,886 --> 00:29:36,956 Y'all don't know this, but for the longest time, 839 00:29:36,981 --> 00:29:42,050 for years, I called them both thing 1 and thing 2 840 00:29:42,075 --> 00:29:44,617 because right after they were born, 841 00:29:44,670 --> 00:29:47,412 trying to tell them apart was virtually impossible 842 00:29:47,632 --> 00:29:50,614 unless I took off their diapers. 843 00:29:50,639 --> 00:29:53,101 Even then, it was a little iffy, right? 844 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:56,576 He's fine now, but it was iffy. 845 00:29:56,601 --> 00:29:58,894 And, of course, my beautiful wife, 846 00:29:58,919 --> 00:30:00,771 who put together this whole thing, 847 00:30:00,796 --> 00:30:02,501 I just want to tell you that I love you. 848 00:30:02,526 --> 00:30:04,344 - That's what I thought. Mm-hmm. - Yes. Exactly. 849 00:30:04,368 --> 00:30:07,990 And to the rest of y'all... ash, Layla, 850 00:30:08,091 --> 00:30:10,466 and my man here, ok, and, of course, 851 00:30:10,491 --> 00:30:12,794 how could I forget you? I'm coming for you all... 852 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:15,982 Because I don't forget. 853 00:30:16,095 --> 00:30:17,356 On a more serious note... 854 00:30:19,773 --> 00:30:23,116 I don't know what I did right to deserve you all. 855 00:30:23,141 --> 00:30:25,602 Like Spencer said, I have lived many lives, 856 00:30:25,701 --> 00:30:29,924 and to most of y'all, I'm coach baker, 857 00:30:30,025 --> 00:30:32,487 and you will never know how much that means to me. 858 00:30:32,586 --> 00:30:34,346 You all know I grew up on the football field, 859 00:30:34,428 --> 00:30:37,049 and it was where I learned how to be the man, 860 00:30:37,150 --> 00:30:41,013 the husband, and the father that I've always wanted to be, 861 00:30:41,113 --> 00:30:44,374 and though I am not perfect, 862 00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:48,497 I know I can always come back home to the field 863 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:50,419 whenever I need to be centered, 864 00:30:50,518 --> 00:30:53,381 so I thank you all for reminding me of that. 865 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,981 Thank you very much. This is great. 866 00:31:06,248 --> 00:31:08,336 What's up, Liv? 867 00:31:08,930 --> 00:31:10,931 You look great. 868 00:31:13,021 --> 00:31:15,083 Yeah. Who knew polyester was my thing? 869 00:31:15,108 --> 00:31:17,750 That's what I'm saying, right? 870 00:31:21,058 --> 00:31:24,921 So... you and Noah. 871 00:31:25,022 --> 00:31:28,143 You and Alicia. 872 00:31:31,026 --> 00:31:33,968 Uh, this is strange. 873 00:31:34,067 --> 00:31:35,568 If you'd had told me 6 months ago 874 00:31:35,669 --> 00:31:37,126 we'd be having a conversation like this, 875 00:31:37,150 --> 00:31:38,891 I'd say you was crazy. 876 00:31:38,990 --> 00:31:41,132 Life was so much easier back then. 877 00:31:41,157 --> 00:31:43,940 Ain't that the truth? 878 00:31:44,114 --> 00:31:45,815 Well, let's hope in 6 months, 879 00:31:45,915 --> 00:31:47,457 things will be a little more normal. 880 00:31:47,556 --> 00:31:49,218 Then we'll be friends again 881 00:31:49,317 --> 00:31:51,739 like it was before we dated? 882 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:56,682 No. Things will never be the same... 883 00:31:58,883 --> 00:32:00,025 But that's ok. 884 00:32:00,124 --> 00:32:01,324 I don't want to erase the time 885 00:32:01,365 --> 00:32:02,786 that we spent together, 886 00:32:02,886 --> 00:32:06,590 but our relationship is important to me, too. 887 00:32:06,690 --> 00:32:09,751 I'd like to find what our new version of friendship is. 888 00:32:09,852 --> 00:32:12,814 Well, this seems like a great first step. 889 00:32:15,936 --> 00:32:17,116 To friendship. 890 00:32:17,217 --> 00:32:18,757 To friendship. 891 00:32:18,857 --> 00:32:21,318 Annamarie rosanio: ♪♪ don't see each other's angles ♪♪ 892 00:32:21,419 --> 00:32:24,721 ♪♪ and that's ok ♪♪ 893 00:32:27,283 --> 00:32:30,084 Hey, grace. Everything ok? 894 00:32:30,184 --> 00:32:31,686 You tell me. 895 00:32:31,786 --> 00:32:34,968 Uh, no. I'm good. 896 00:32:35,068 --> 00:32:36,570 My ego's a little bruised, 897 00:32:36,670 --> 00:32:38,611 but I'll manage. 898 00:32:38,709 --> 00:32:40,350 Want to have a seat? 899 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,871 You know, I wasn't gonna roast you tonight, 900 00:32:41,895 --> 00:32:43,822 but I changed my mind. 901 00:32:43,847 --> 00:32:45,269 To Billy baker, 902 00:32:45,294 --> 00:32:47,873 the man who will say anything to get ahead... 903 00:32:48,982 --> 00:32:50,542 To coach baker, 904 00:32:50,567 --> 00:32:52,655 the man who will do anything to get ahead... 905 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,283 Ok. Ha ha ha. Very funny. 906 00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:56,809 And to principal baker, 907 00:32:56,834 --> 00:32:59,795 the man who will use anyone to get ahead. 908 00:33:02,010 --> 00:33:03,119 Grace, are you ok? 909 00:33:03,144 --> 00:33:04,307 Tell me you aren't considering 910 00:33:04,331 --> 00:33:06,533 the head-coaching job at gau. 911 00:33:08,506 --> 00:33:09,988 I can't believe I was stupid enough 912 00:33:10,012 --> 00:33:11,818 to think for one second 913 00:33:11,843 --> 00:33:13,866 you would honor your commitment as principal. 914 00:33:13,891 --> 00:33:15,593 You looked me in my eye today 915 00:33:15,655 --> 00:33:17,554 and told me that you loved that job. 916 00:33:17,657 --> 00:33:19,192 - You lied. - I do love that j... 917 00:33:19,217 --> 00:33:21,899 I knew as soon as some shiny coaching job 918 00:33:21,924 --> 00:33:23,494 came along, you'd jump ship. 919 00:33:23,519 --> 00:33:26,246 Gau, their program is dangling by a thread, 920 00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:28,142 and they trust me to rebuild it. 921 00:33:28,167 --> 00:33:30,259 D1 programs don't just fall in your lap. 922 00:33:30,284 --> 00:33:32,329 Well, somehow it just fell into yours. 923 00:33:32,354 --> 00:33:34,505 Was that when you went behind my son's back? 924 00:33:34,530 --> 00:33:35,771 Easy. 925 00:33:36,419 --> 00:33:37,861 I went in there. 926 00:33:37,886 --> 00:33:39,385 I went in there, and I fought for Kenny. 927 00:33:39,409 --> 00:33:40,297 I did. 928 00:33:40,322 --> 00:33:42,362 I didn't know they were gonna offer me that damn job, 929 00:33:42,386 --> 00:33:44,009 and I still don't know if I'm gonna take it... 930 00:33:44,033 --> 00:33:44,804 Right. 931 00:33:44,829 --> 00:33:47,057 But you asked me to look after Spencer 932 00:33:47,082 --> 00:33:48,579 when you went away to Oakland, 933 00:33:48,604 --> 00:33:50,510 and this will give me a chance to do that 934 00:33:50,535 --> 00:33:52,035 and so much more. 935 00:33:52,060 --> 00:33:54,133 I can build a whole program around Spencer 936 00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:55,581 and Jordan, for that matter. 937 00:33:55,606 --> 00:33:57,532 Even if that's not what Spencer wants. 938 00:33:58,562 --> 00:33:59,962 You don't get it. They don't get it. 939 00:33:59,987 --> 00:34:02,407 Right, and while you continue playing 940 00:34:02,432 --> 00:34:04,131 unasked hero to our boys, 941 00:34:04,156 --> 00:34:05,397 think about the boys that you're 942 00:34:05,421 --> 00:34:06,803 leaving behind at crenshaw, 943 00:34:06,828 --> 00:34:09,143 the ones who wouldn't have a chance without you, 944 00:34:09,217 --> 00:34:10,464 the ones who need you more 945 00:34:10,489 --> 00:34:13,663 than the kids that made it to college. 946 00:34:13,761 --> 00:34:15,665 Oh... 947 00:34:25,409 --> 00:34:27,073 What, you lost your voice or something? 948 00:34:27,097 --> 00:34:28,971 You ain't said two words since we left. 949 00:34:28,996 --> 00:34:30,991 I said 3 words at the party 950 00:34:31,016 --> 00:34:32,119 that you completely ignored. 951 00:34:32,143 --> 00:34:34,470 Wait. When you said, "I love you"? 952 00:34:34,495 --> 00:34:36,831 I didn't think you meant it like that. 953 00:34:36,856 --> 00:34:38,835 You knew exactly what I meant, 954 00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:40,926 but how can you even think of me in that way 955 00:34:40,951 --> 00:34:43,080 when Patience is all over this house? 956 00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:44,945 She's not even in town right now. 957 00:34:44,970 --> 00:34:46,646 You're literally sitting on her face. 958 00:34:48,145 --> 00:34:49,830 Oh... 959 00:34:50,426 --> 00:34:51,569 Right. 960 00:34:51,668 --> 00:34:52,926 Look, Skye. 961 00:34:53,029 --> 00:34:54,794 I care about you a lot, ok, 962 00:34:54,819 --> 00:34:56,673 more than I expected to care about someone 963 00:34:56,698 --> 00:34:58,399 so soon after my breakup, 964 00:34:58,424 --> 00:34:59,640 but that's the thing. 965 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:01,255 I'm not ready to go all in yet. 966 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,093 I'm not asking you to go all in. 967 00:35:03,118 --> 00:35:04,979 But you kind of are, and I get it. 968 00:35:05,004 --> 00:35:06,786 Patience and I dove head first 969 00:35:06,811 --> 00:35:07,772 into our relationship, 970 00:35:07,797 --> 00:35:09,175 and it stayed that way until the end, 971 00:35:09,199 --> 00:35:10,618 and, while I like you a lot 972 00:35:10,721 --> 00:35:12,482 and love the time we spend together, 973 00:35:12,507 --> 00:35:14,091 I just got to take it slow. 974 00:35:14,116 --> 00:35:15,977 How slow? 975 00:35:16,002 --> 00:35:17,864 I... 976 00:35:18,044 --> 00:35:20,343 Can't give you that answer right now, 977 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:22,426 but if Patience is the real reason 978 00:35:22,529 --> 00:35:23,706 you want me to move out of this house, 979 00:35:23,730 --> 00:35:25,511 you should've just said that. 980 00:35:25,536 --> 00:35:26,746 I don't want this to be another relationship 981 00:35:26,770 --> 00:35:28,745 where we tiptoeing around our feelings. 982 00:35:28,770 --> 00:35:30,471 That didn't work out well for me, 983 00:35:30,574 --> 00:35:32,435 and I want this to work. 984 00:35:32,534 --> 00:35:33,710 I want it to work, too. 985 00:35:33,735 --> 00:35:36,790 Then don't confuse where I'm living 986 00:35:36,815 --> 00:35:39,721 with where I'm living. 987 00:35:39,785 --> 00:35:44,374 ♪♪ no way I'd find another ♪♪ 988 00:35:46,623 --> 00:35:48,645 ♪♪ girl like you... ♪♪ 989 00:35:48,743 --> 00:35:51,530 Um, hey, so I take back what I said 990 00:35:51,555 --> 00:35:53,811 about not being able to talk to you for 24 hours. 991 00:35:53,836 --> 00:35:56,727 That was the longest 6 hours of my life. 992 00:35:56,752 --> 00:36:00,172 Well, I'm sorry that I went to Simone 993 00:36:00,275 --> 00:36:01,373 without telling you first. 994 00:36:01,476 --> 00:36:02,482 Ok. You're right. 995 00:36:02,507 --> 00:36:04,354 We're a team, and it's important 996 00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:05,817 that we're a united front 997 00:36:05,851 --> 00:36:06,989 when making important decisions 998 00:36:07,013 --> 00:36:08,355 that affect our relationship. 999 00:36:08,380 --> 00:36:10,112 Ok. No. I'm sorry. 1000 00:36:10,219 --> 00:36:12,200 I have absolutely no say how you and Simone 1001 00:36:12,225 --> 00:36:13,725 choose to move forward as friends, 1002 00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,131 and I understand that you needed to do 1003 00:36:15,155 --> 00:36:17,016 what you did for yourself and for her. 1004 00:36:17,059 --> 00:36:19,737 Yeah. Well, backfired anyway, so... 1005 00:36:22,886 --> 00:36:25,712 Well, what do you mean? 1006 00:36:25,810 --> 00:36:28,471 Well, Simone wants us to be happy 1007 00:36:28,574 --> 00:36:30,194 but from a distance, 1008 00:36:30,293 --> 00:36:33,315 so she ended our friendship. 1009 00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:36,395 I'm sorry, but you know what? 1010 00:36:36,498 --> 00:36:38,199 Who knows? Maybe she'll come around. 1011 00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:40,472 Yeah. I don't think she will, 1012 00:36:40,497 --> 00:36:42,848 but thanks for trying to make me feel better. 1013 00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:44,485 Yeah. 1014 00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:46,533 So what do we do 1015 00:36:46,558 --> 00:36:48,442 when everyone finds out about us? 1016 00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:49,645 What are we gonna do? 1017 00:36:49,670 --> 00:36:51,648 Well... 1018 00:36:51,828 --> 00:36:54,087 We... 1019 00:36:54,190 --> 00:36:57,011 Will face it together as a team. 1020 00:36:57,110 --> 00:36:58,694 Mm. 1021 00:36:58,766 --> 00:37:02,148 ♪♪ living anyway... ♪♪ 1022 00:37:02,173 --> 00:37:03,692 Want me to deal you in for go fish, 1023 00:37:03,717 --> 00:37:05,054 or you want to jump straight to cheating 1024 00:37:05,078 --> 00:37:07,217 at strip poker? 1025 00:37:07,469 --> 00:37:09,929 Though not much gonna get me out of this track suit. 1026 00:37:09,954 --> 00:37:12,937 Uh, I'm gonna call it a night. 1027 00:37:13,036 --> 00:37:16,018 I just came back in for my cards. 1028 00:37:16,043 --> 00:37:17,824 Ok. 1029 00:37:17,926 --> 00:37:20,226 Thanks. 1030 00:37:20,401 --> 00:37:21,861 I don't need to be good at cards 1031 00:37:21,886 --> 00:37:23,104 to know when somebody got they poker face on. 1032 00:37:23,128 --> 00:37:24,309 What's up? 1033 00:37:24,334 --> 00:37:27,035 I'm good, you know, just a long night. 1034 00:37:27,847 --> 00:37:29,469 A long night at a family party 1035 00:37:29,494 --> 00:37:30,753 you wanted to go to. 1036 00:37:30,778 --> 00:37:31,987 Look, Spence. 1037 00:37:32,012 --> 00:37:34,840 I've made a career reading brides, 1038 00:37:35,456 --> 00:37:37,674 and I can tell when someone's in love. 1039 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,617 Liv and I are still finding our way 1040 00:37:43,193 --> 00:37:45,294 not being together. 1041 00:37:45,319 --> 00:37:47,360 It's gonna take time, 1042 00:37:48,118 --> 00:37:50,659 but honestly, i'm a little confused. 1043 00:37:50,684 --> 00:37:52,527 You're the one who said you wanted 1044 00:37:52,552 --> 00:37:55,511 to keep our thing light and fun, your words. 1045 00:37:56,466 --> 00:37:57,768 This is starting to feel 1046 00:37:57,793 --> 00:37:59,119 a little outside those rules. 1047 00:37:59,144 --> 00:38:00,527 Yeah. Well, the funny thing about rules 1048 00:38:00,551 --> 00:38:03,455 is that the lines tend to blur. 1049 00:38:05,703 --> 00:38:07,723 Some advice... 1050 00:38:07,748 --> 00:38:11,619 Either move forward or move backwards, 1051 00:38:11,644 --> 00:38:13,123 but make a move. 1052 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,385 ♪♪ don't want to run away from love ♪♪ 1053 00:38:16,410 --> 00:38:18,191 ♪♪ I don't want to run away ♪♪ 1054 00:38:18,216 --> 00:38:19,504 ♪♪ want to run away from love ♪♪ 1055 00:38:19,528 --> 00:38:21,679 Oh, man, wow. 1056 00:38:21,704 --> 00:38:24,379 Thank you for everything tonight. 1057 00:38:24,404 --> 00:38:26,751 Hey, the 3 virgin Billy bellinis I had 1058 00:38:26,776 --> 00:38:29,235 were worth every second of being 1059 00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:31,179 your faux... I mean, pretend... 1060 00:38:31,204 --> 00:38:32,168 - Thank you. - Date. 1061 00:38:32,193 --> 00:38:34,092 Well, I don't know if it was the sugar 1062 00:38:34,117 --> 00:38:36,789 or the company, but for the first time 1063 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:38,321 in a long time, I felt a little bit 1064 00:38:38,346 --> 00:38:39,419 of my old self return. 1065 00:38:39,444 --> 00:38:40,364 Told you, 1066 00:38:40,389 --> 00:38:41,991 being a plus-one's my hidden talent... 1067 00:38:42,016 --> 00:38:43,035 You did. 1068 00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:45,482 And, for the record, I had a great time, too. 1069 00:38:45,821 --> 00:38:48,099 If I'm being honest... 1070 00:38:49,346 --> 00:38:52,949 Spending time with you is all I want to do. 1071 00:38:54,330 --> 00:38:55,671 Uh, Noah... 1072 00:38:55,696 --> 00:39:00,868 Hey, I know tonight was tough. 1073 00:39:00,893 --> 00:39:02,199 I just hope tomorrow 1074 00:39:02,224 --> 00:39:03,989 you'll be able to find that laugh again. 1075 00:39:04,684 --> 00:39:06,225 It's too good to hold in. 1076 00:39:08,934 --> 00:39:10,757 Good night. 1077 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:12,176 Noah... 1078 00:39:23,477 --> 00:39:25,502 - Yeah. Hey. - Dad, is everything ok? 1079 00:39:25,527 --> 00:39:27,247 - I got your text. - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1080 00:39:27,272 --> 00:39:29,294 Have a... have a seat. Yeah. 1081 00:39:29,319 --> 00:39:30,822 Ok. 1082 00:39:30,847 --> 00:39:32,705 Um, what's going on? 1083 00:39:32,730 --> 00:39:33,971 You're kind of stressing me out. 1084 00:39:33,995 --> 00:39:36,744 Ok, so I've been offered 1085 00:39:36,769 --> 00:39:39,001 the head-coaching job at gau. 1086 00:39:40,396 --> 00:39:41,578 Are you gonna take it? 1087 00:39:41,603 --> 00:39:43,585 I think I am, yeah, b-b-but I want to know 1088 00:39:43,610 --> 00:39:44,748 how you... 1089 00:39:44,999 --> 00:39:46,810 I want to know how you feel about it. 1090 00:39:46,835 --> 00:39:48,463 - Honestly? - Yeah. 1091 00:39:48,488 --> 00:39:50,682 This is the best news I've heard in a long time. 1092 00:39:50,707 --> 00:39:51,807 For real? Do you mean it? 1093 00:39:51,832 --> 00:39:52,972 Are you kidding me? 1094 00:39:52,997 --> 00:39:55,778 Dad, you are the perfect person for the job. 1095 00:39:55,803 --> 00:39:58,026 Thank you, son. 1096 00:39:58,051 --> 00:39:59,940 Thank you, son. Ha ha ha! 1097 00:40:00,078 --> 00:40:01,905 I didn't know how bad I wanted this 1098 00:40:01,930 --> 00:40:02,899 until tonight. 1099 00:40:02,924 --> 00:40:06,525 Listen. If anyone can save that program, it's you... 1100 00:40:06,550 --> 00:40:07,811 Right. 1101 00:40:07,836 --> 00:40:10,066 But have you talked to Spencer, though? 1102 00:40:10,091 --> 00:40:11,546 I mean, I know he was pushing for Kenny. 1103 00:40:11,570 --> 00:40:13,083 Nobody else knows. 1104 00:40:13,687 --> 00:40:15,388 Wait. You told me first? 1105 00:40:15,884 --> 00:40:18,307 Yeah, but look, look. 1106 00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:22,053 Um, no one else can know about this 1107 00:40:22,078 --> 00:40:26,174 but us before I go to a.D. Barnes, ok? 1108 00:40:26,199 --> 00:40:27,379 Now, son... 1109 00:40:30,727 --> 00:40:32,852 I know that you've decided to move on 1110 00:40:32,877 --> 00:40:35,994 from gau, and I fully support that decision. 1111 00:40:36,019 --> 00:40:38,735 I understand it's important 1112 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,834 for you to have your person on the field, ok, 1113 00:40:41,859 --> 00:40:45,492 but if there's any way I can convince you 1114 00:40:45,517 --> 00:40:50,069 to not leave, right, 1115 00:40:50,094 --> 00:40:52,020 I promise that I will be the coach 1116 00:40:52,045 --> 00:40:56,487 that you need and deserve in college. 1117 00:40:56,512 --> 00:40:57,326 Mm-hmm. 1118 00:40:57,351 --> 00:40:59,132 I promise, 1119 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,067 so... 1120 00:41:01,787 --> 00:41:03,790 Will you stay and play for me, son? 1121 00:41:06,351 --> 00:41:08,776 Heh. Yeah. Of course. 1122 00:41:08,801 --> 00:41:10,652 Of course. 1123 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:12,015 Ha ha ha! 1124 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,140 Ohh! 1125 00:41:13,323 --> 00:41:15,188 Ok. Oh, my god. 1126 00:41:16,178 --> 00:41:17,959 Oh, what a night. 1127 00:41:17,984 --> 00:41:20,467 You know, people actually laughed at my jokes. 1128 00:41:20,492 --> 00:41:22,313 You were really great. 1129 00:41:22,338 --> 00:41:23,792 Ha ha ha! 1130 00:41:23,817 --> 00:41:26,737 I'm just bummed j.J. Didn't show up. 1131 00:41:27,348 --> 00:41:28,708 Ohh... mm... 1132 00:41:28,733 --> 00:41:29,913 Ahh... 1133 00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:36,579 Oh, my god, jaymee, 1134 00:41:36,604 --> 00:41:38,738 is it your lupus? 1135 00:41:38,763 --> 00:41:41,188 Yep. I'm sorry, ash. I think... 1136 00:41:41,213 --> 00:41:43,473 I think I need to go to the hospital, 1137 00:41:43,498 --> 00:41:46,680 like, right now. 1138 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,364 Greg, move your head.