1 00:00:05,256 --> 00:00:07,091 -Happy Treat Tuesday. 2 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:08,885 This is my world-famous creation... 3 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:11,554 Half brownie, half blondie so they come out beige. 4 00:00:11,596 --> 00:00:15,516 But Beige-ies sounds horrible, so I call them Khakis. 5 00:00:15,558 --> 00:00:17,310 Jump in. 6 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,978 -Jump into your khakis? 7 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:22,356 This is a hall of justice, not a Connecticut key party. 8 00:00:22,398 --> 00:00:23,816 -You did a lot of baking. 9 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:26,110 -Well, I had to do gluten-free for Laura 10 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:27,737 and gluten-heavy for Timo, 11 00:00:27,779 --> 00:00:30,239 and Sandy's allergic to nuts but wouldn't say which ones, 12 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:31,633 so I had to do six different kinds for him. 13 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:34,368 It's like Russian Roulette, but yummy. 14 00:00:35,995 --> 00:00:37,872 - Ugh. - What, are they bad? 15 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:39,540 -No. They're delicious, 16 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:41,751 which is somehow more annoying. 17 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:43,920 -Guess who's back? Vincent Graziano. 18 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:46,798 Back after 2 days. The over-under was 2.5. 19 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,966 -Yes! Ha! Ah! 20 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:50,968 The under takes it. Ah! 21 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:54,514 -It's easy money. 22 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,450 Graziano's been arrested for possession of stolen items 23 00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:57,934 four times in three weeks. 24 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,787 -Yeah, who could have guessed that a repeat offender 25 00:00:59,811 --> 00:01:01,413 would not show up to paint the wall of a rec center? 26 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:04,857 Oh, that's right... everyone. 27 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:07,443 -I just think, if you show a little compassion, 28 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:09,237 you can put people on a better path. 29 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:10,947 -Yeah, it all sounds exhausting. 30 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,282 It's all that caring. 31 00:01:13,324 --> 00:01:14,742 -Don't worry about me, Dan. 32 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:17,620 I've always got my emotional-support grouch. 33 00:01:17,662 --> 00:01:20,540 And your vest came in. I can take you on planes now. 34 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,292 -So, is tonight the night 35 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:25,294 finally you throw the book at Graziano? 36 00:01:25,336 --> 00:01:26,939 -Mm. There's something going on with that guy. 37 00:01:26,963 --> 00:01:29,424 He only started committing crimes a few weeks ago. 38 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:31,759 I've got one more little move I'm gonna try on him. 39 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:33,136 - Ha! - Ohh. 40 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:36,389 -Feed me! Feeeeeed me. 41 00:01:37,807 --> 00:01:39,517 -Okay, I like that you guys are bonding, 42 00:01:39,559 --> 00:01:42,478 but I wish it wasn't over mocking my judicial philosophy. 43 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,730 -Ooh, you know what? 44 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,606 That's the perfect size for my winnings. 45 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:04,167 - ADA Moore. - Oh. 46 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,585 -I got you a little something 47 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,336 to help with the evening rush hour. 48 00:02:07,378 --> 00:02:11,174 -Oh, thank you, Officer. 49 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:13,718 Don't mind if I doo-oo-woo-oo. 50 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,388 Oh. 51 00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:20,433 Come on, Gurgs, don't judge me. 52 00:02:20,475 --> 00:02:21,994 Pretty much the only upside to working here 53 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:24,270 is that the cops give me perks to thank me 54 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,230 for constantly winning all their cases. 55 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:27,523 -No judgement here. 56 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:29,025 The coroner gave me these earrings. 57 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:31,986 Jane Doe. - Ooh. 58 00:02:32,028 --> 00:02:33,237 -What's next, Neil? 59 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:34,715 -It's everybody's favorite recidivist, 60 00:02:34,739 --> 00:02:37,992 our returning champion, Vincent Graziano. 61 00:02:38,034 --> 00:02:40,912 - Someone got a haircut. - Latest charge... 62 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,955 Not showing up for community service. 63 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:46,584 -Uh, Your Honor, my client does not dispute the parole violation 64 00:02:46,626 --> 00:02:48,711 and will accept any punishment 65 00:02:48,753 --> 00:02:52,382 that the Court deems... appropriate. 66 00:02:55,635 --> 00:02:57,970 -I don't accept this plea, Mr. Graziano. 67 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,531 I think we're about to get to the bottom 68 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:01,057 of what's really going on with you. 69 00:03:01,099 --> 00:03:03,518 Last time you were here, you mentioned that you spent 70 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:05,728 some of your childhood in a youth home. 71 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:07,980 -Did I? You were asking a lot of questions. 72 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:09,732 I said a lot of things. 73 00:03:09,774 --> 00:03:12,944 -So I had my clerk track down someone from your past. 74 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:14,278 -I got to do some digging. 75 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,740 I was her "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." 76 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:20,868 -Were you that? Or were you her "Blue's Clues?" 77 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:25,331 -Since I haven't been able to get through to you, 78 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,625 I think I found someone who can. 79 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:30,461 -Permission to approach the bench, Your Honor? 80 00:03:32,797 --> 00:03:36,426 Surprise guest? Who are you, DJ Khaled? 81 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:38,594 Yeah, okay, fine, I have Spotify, and sometimes 82 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:41,806 it shuffles to things that I don't understand. 83 00:03:41,848 --> 00:03:44,058 -I just think this guy needs a little intervention. 84 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,102 -Look, I appreciate you wanting to help, all right, 85 00:03:46,144 --> 00:03:48,646 but this is a court, not a therapist's office, 86 00:03:48,688 --> 00:03:52,024 no matter how many mental patients march through here. 87 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:55,528 -Well, get ready to arrest my heart for indecent exposure, 88 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:58,156 'cause I'm about to be flashin' some compassion. 89 00:03:58,197 --> 00:03:59,282 -Ugh. 90 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:01,534 -Don't type that, please. 91 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:03,512 Father Manny, could you please approach the bench? 92 00:04:03,536 --> 00:04:07,415 -Uh, Your Honor, I really don't think this is a good idea. 93 00:04:07,457 --> 00:04:09,292 -Lorenzo, what are you doing here? 94 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,753 -Lorenzo? No, this is Vincent. 95 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:13,129 Graziano? 96 00:04:13,171 --> 00:04:14,839 -Um, Your Honor, 97 00:04:14,881 --> 00:04:16,924 oooobjection! 98 00:04:18,468 --> 00:04:20,344 Adjourned! 99 00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:23,306 -This is Lorenzo Mullen. 100 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:25,433 He brings troubled youth to my program. 101 00:04:25,475 --> 00:04:27,560 -He's a very private person. 102 00:04:27,602 --> 00:04:29,812 Father, do not finish. 103 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:32,106 - Oh, I get it now. - Neil! 104 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:35,735 -Yeah, okay, sorry. I almost let that slip. 105 00:04:35,777 --> 00:04:37,987 He's an undercover cop. 106 00:04:45,036 --> 00:04:48,498 -So, who here can keep a secret? 107 00:04:49,624 --> 00:04:52,251 Great! And who here is lying? 108 00:04:59,092 --> 00:05:01,236 -Outing an undercover cop could have happened to anybody. 109 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:04,055 I mean, how long has that microphone even been there? 110 00:05:04,097 --> 00:05:05,306 -Since my first week... 111 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:07,934 in 1984. 112 00:05:09,769 --> 00:05:11,580 -Apparently, he was trying to get thrown in jail 113 00:05:11,604 --> 00:05:13,898 so he could earn the trust of Giovanni Totino, 114 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:16,776 infiltrate the family, and entertain thousands of dads 115 00:05:16,818 --> 00:05:20,279 by inspiring the next Scorsese movie. 116 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:23,324 -Ooh, what I wouldn't give to live that undercover life. 117 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:25,660 Shoebox full of passports, 118 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:27,787 meeting up with your boss in a parking garage, 119 00:05:27,829 --> 00:05:29,789 shooting your partner to prove you're legit, 120 00:05:29,831 --> 00:05:34,627 not knowing where Gurgs ends and Sasha Santiago begins. 121 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:37,255 -Oh, hey, guys. 122 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:38,798 Hey. 123 00:05:39,966 --> 00:05:42,176 D-Did you see that? They just iced me. 124 00:05:42,218 --> 00:05:45,096 Hey, I'm the one who does the icing around here! 125 00:05:45,138 --> 00:05:47,432 -Right, since we do not know what we're walking into, 126 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:49,225 you guys go first. 127 00:05:51,853 --> 00:05:54,230 -Hey, Your Honor, just wanted to see how you were doing 128 00:05:54,272 --> 00:05:58,192 and if anyone else needs to be worried about how they're doing. 129 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:01,195 -I'm okay. 130 00:06:01,237 --> 00:06:03,257 I mean, how was I supposed to know he wanted to go to jail? 131 00:06:03,281 --> 00:06:05,199 -I mean, how could anyone know that a guy 132 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:07,326 who committed multiple crimes, pled guilty, 133 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,245 and then tried to get a "Lock Him Up" chant 134 00:06:09,287 --> 00:06:12,957 going in the courtroom secretly wanted to go to jail? 135 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:15,835 -Upstate we only had one undercover cop. 136 00:06:15,877 --> 00:06:17,962 And I think the only reason Earl went undercover was 137 00:06:18,004 --> 00:06:21,674 so that he could win the high school state championship at 26. 138 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,469 Also, he'd never been kissed. 139 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,554 -Good for Earl. 140 00:06:26,596 --> 00:06:28,222 -Lorenzo wasn't even in super deep yet. 141 00:06:28,264 --> 00:06:30,975 He was just 10 months into the operation. 142 00:06:31,017 --> 00:06:34,353 10 months. 10 months? 10 months! 143 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:36,606 Now that I say it out loud, it sounds so much longer 144 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:38,900 than when you read it in the file. 145 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:41,986 You could grow a baby in 10 months. 146 00:06:42,028 --> 00:06:44,322 This is bad. 147 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:46,657 No. No. 148 00:06:46,699 --> 00:06:48,076 We're doing good here. 149 00:06:48,117 --> 00:06:51,120 I mean, I can't get everything right. 150 00:06:51,162 --> 00:06:53,748 I'm just one judge trying to make a difference. 151 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:57,001 But what if I'm making the difference wrong? 152 00:06:57,043 --> 00:06:59,045 If I had just sent him to jail rather than trying 153 00:06:59,087 --> 00:07:01,172 to figure him out, everything would be fine. 154 00:07:01,214 --> 00:07:02,715 But I didn't, so it's not. It's bad. 155 00:07:02,757 --> 00:07:05,510 This is very bad. 156 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:09,055 I feel like I made the city a more dangerous place today. 157 00:07:09,097 --> 00:07:11,724 Or did I make it a more dangerous place in the future? 158 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:13,226 Neither one sounds good. 159 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,120 -Relax, Your Honor. As long as you didn't affect 160 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:17,188 anything in the past, we're good. 161 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:18,689 Oh! Where's Neil? 162 00:07:18,731 --> 00:07:20,858 - Sorry, tying my shoe. - Oh, thank God. 163 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:23,861 I thought you got Butterfly Effected. 164 00:07:23,903 --> 00:07:26,406 -I think I'm gonna just go think about this a bit. 165 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,241 Let's call it a night. We can panic tomorrow. 166 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:30,868 I mean, pick it up tomorrow. 167 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:36,040 -So, what do you guys want to do now? 168 00:07:36,082 --> 00:07:37,708 Ha! Kidding. 169 00:07:41,087 --> 00:07:43,715 -Well, I was right. The cops are mad at me. 170 00:07:43,756 --> 00:07:45,383 They're taking all my perks away. 171 00:07:45,425 --> 00:07:46,819 Just now, when I was walking through the building, 172 00:07:46,843 --> 00:07:49,679 I had to go through... security. 173 00:07:51,055 --> 00:07:52,306 -We all do. 174 00:07:52,348 --> 00:07:54,267 -Not me. I get waved through. 175 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,686 Today I just had to stand there and wait. 176 00:07:56,728 --> 00:07:58,980 There were people in front of me, behind me. 177 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:00,815 They were all just standing there. 178 00:08:00,857 --> 00:08:03,735 It was madness. 179 00:08:03,776 --> 00:08:06,446 -That's a line. They're everywhere. 180 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:09,991 -Oh, good. Abby's here. I could do with a treat. 181 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:11,576 Wait, why are her arms empty? 182 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:13,119 Am I hallucinating from dehydration 183 00:08:13,161 --> 00:08:16,622 after standing so long in that... that... that thing? 184 00:08:17,749 --> 00:08:19,184 -Hey, everyone, I'm glad you're all here. 185 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:20,728 There's something I wanted to talk to you about. 186 00:08:20,752 --> 00:08:22,472 -Is it about where you're hiding the treats? 187 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,505 Because I don't see any. 188 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:27,175 -Actually, Neil, it's about a decision I've made. 189 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:29,969 I'm always advocating digging into defendants' lives, 190 00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:32,930 and, well, last night I did some soul searching on myself. 191 00:08:32,972 --> 00:08:35,600 It's time a face some hard truths. 192 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:37,977 I don't have a head for hats, 193 00:08:38,019 --> 00:08:40,897 and I need to change the way I approach this job. 194 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:43,649 I mean, I didn't realize that the way I do things 195 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,485 might actually hurt people. 196 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:49,447 So, from now on, I am just going to be a normal judge. 197 00:08:49,489 --> 00:08:51,866 -Normal judge? 198 00:08:51,908 --> 00:08:53,993 Like one who calls balls and strikes, 199 00:08:54,035 --> 00:08:57,330 one who doesn't ask deep and probing questions? 200 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,624 One who will cancel this Friday's 201 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:03,252 "Bring Your Dog to Court Night"? 202 00:09:03,294 --> 00:09:07,090 It's already off the calendar. 203 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:09,884 -From here on out, I am all about boundaries, 204 00:09:09,926 --> 00:09:12,804 boundaries in the court room and all other rooms. 205 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:16,474 Got it? Now, Officer Gruganous, start in 10. 206 00:09:17,058 --> 00:09:19,811 -My full name? I feel like I'm in trouble. 207 00:09:19,852 --> 00:09:22,563 Like when my mama calls me Officer Gruganous. 208 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:23,940 -This is good. 209 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,501 Things will run a lot smoother around here. 210 00:09:25,525 --> 00:09:27,378 We shouldn't be upset. We should be throwing a party. 211 00:09:27,402 --> 00:09:30,738 -With what treats, Dan? With what treats? 212 00:09:34,951 --> 00:09:36,619 -Oh. Officers, hi. 213 00:09:36,661 --> 00:09:39,038 Um, I just came from outside where my car was getting towed. 214 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,957 I-I-I chased the truck three blocks, 215 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,625 then I had to walk 10 blocks back 216 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:45,837 because the driver didn't stop when I jumped on the hood. 217 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:47,255 -Were you parked in a red zone? 218 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,674 Because no one can park in a red zone, ma'am. 219 00:09:49,716 --> 00:09:52,051 -N-N-No, but it's... but I... 220 00:09:53,219 --> 00:09:55,930 I'm tired of living like a regular person. 221 00:09:57,390 --> 00:09:59,976 I gotta figure out what I can do to fix this. 222 00:10:03,062 --> 00:10:05,857 -Well, I could talk to them, get to the bottom of it. 223 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:09,068 -Oh, yes, yes, that would be amazing, thank you. 224 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:11,779 -Don't thank me. Thank Sasha Santiago. 225 00:10:13,865 --> 00:10:15,175 -Is this about you wanting to help, 226 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:17,326 or do you just want to go undercover? 227 00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:20,913 - Well, couldn't it be both? - Okay, fine. 228 00:10:20,955 --> 00:10:23,291 -Let's call the first case. 229 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:24,417 -We're just gonna start? 230 00:10:24,459 --> 00:10:26,044 But I didn't get to do me "All rise." 231 00:10:26,085 --> 00:10:28,212 That's in the Constitution. 232 00:10:29,422 --> 00:10:33,301 -Okay, The People versus Nate Crabbe. 233 00:10:39,015 --> 00:10:42,977 -Mr. Crabbe is charged with a D-and-D D-and-D. 234 00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:47,482 Drink and disorderly while playing "Dungeons and Dragons." 235 00:10:48,566 --> 00:10:53,404 -Your Honor, my client is a Class-18 Barbarian Ogre 236 00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:58,326 who got a little too into character swinging his war-horn. 237 00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,660 That is not a euphemism. 238 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:03,247 It would be a little less embarrassing if it was. 239 00:11:03,289 --> 00:11:07,001 -It says here your client was drunk and brandishing a weapon. 240 00:11:07,043 --> 00:11:08,669 So seems pretty straightforward. 241 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:11,756 -Yes, uh, yes, there are just maybe a few details 242 00:11:11,798 --> 00:11:13,049 that you should consider. 243 00:11:13,091 --> 00:11:14,884 They were celebrating the wedding 244 00:11:14,926 --> 00:11:17,845 of Condor the Paladin and Mordecai the Warg. 245 00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:21,599 And you know how people get at weddings. 246 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:25,561 -The court is only interested in facts from this realm, 247 00:11:25,603 --> 00:11:27,105 so can we wrap it up, Counselor? 248 00:11:27,146 --> 00:11:30,233 -But I learned Nerd for this. 249 00:11:31,317 --> 00:11:33,277 Your Honor, I truly appreciate 250 00:11:33,319 --> 00:11:35,279 your new business approach to the job, 251 00:11:35,321 --> 00:11:37,532 but, uh, maybe you're overcorrected a bit. 252 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:39,033 Permission to approach. 253 00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:40,868 - Denied. - Denied? 254 00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:44,497 That's never... happened before. 255 00:11:44,539 --> 00:11:49,460 Permission to... lean? 256 00:11:49,502 --> 00:11:51,546 I'm pretty tall. 257 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:52,797 I think I can... 258 00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:57,051 -Okay, if there's nothing further, 259 00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:59,595 the Court is ready to rule. 260 00:11:59,637 --> 00:12:01,973 In light of the defendant's reckless behavior, 261 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,558 I have no choice but to... 262 00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:05,810 -You're making a mistake. 263 00:12:05,852 --> 00:12:07,061 -What did you say? 264 00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,771 -I think you're allowing your issues 265 00:12:08,813 --> 00:12:13,192 to cloud your judgement in this particular case, Your Honor. 266 00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:15,486 - I find the defendant... - Don't. 267 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,283 - I find the defendant... - Nope. 268 00:12:21,659 --> 00:12:24,162 -That's one count of contempt for Mr. Fielding. 269 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:26,330 - Objection! - On what grounds? 270 00:12:26,372 --> 00:12:30,668 -I cite the precedent of Anderson versus... 271 00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:36,716 -Make that two counts. 272 00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:39,677 Officer, take him and book him. 273 00:12:39,719 --> 00:12:41,345 -Okay, now, look, 274 00:12:41,387 --> 00:12:43,306 all the gangs are gonna want you. 275 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,516 Now, take your time deciding. 276 00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:46,768 Enjoy being courted. 277 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,936 -Oh... 278 00:12:52,690 --> 00:12:56,736 -Hey, hey, hey, it's Treat Tuesday! 279 00:12:56,778 --> 00:12:58,154 So I went to a bakery. 280 00:12:58,196 --> 00:13:00,740 We gotta keep the tradition alive, right? 281 00:13:00,782 --> 00:13:04,619 -Just a few random Tuesdays, Neil, not really a tradition. 282 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,913 It's not like the fireworks on the Fourth of July 283 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,874 or eating a groundhog on the third of February. 284 00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:13,378 -Um... 285 00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:14,962 Uh, quick heads up... 286 00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:19,175 The only place open at 1:00 a.m. was an adult bakery. 287 00:13:19,217 --> 00:13:20,676 -Neil! 288 00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:23,096 -The icing guy wouldn't put bras on the A-cup cupcakes. 289 00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:25,473 I asked, but he said "I don't come to where you work 290 00:13:25,515 --> 00:13:28,142 and tell you what to do with your nipples." 291 00:13:29,602 --> 00:13:32,063 Look, I just want to help, and with Dan locked up, 292 00:13:32,105 --> 00:13:34,607 I'm trying to be... the Dan. 293 00:13:34,649 --> 00:13:36,234 -If you want to be more like him, 294 00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:39,779 you could try pointing out my flaws in court. 295 00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:41,948 I'm focusing on my own defects of character. 296 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,283 Now he has time to focus on his. 297 00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:46,953 -So, I know I didn't fix anything, 298 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,746 but did I make it worse? 299 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,125 Fair enough. 300 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:55,753 If anyone asks, I'm gonna say that this went well. 301 00:14:00,383 --> 00:14:02,802 -Check, check. Gurgs, you getting this? 302 00:14:02,844 --> 00:14:04,387 -Audio, check. 303 00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:06,806 Now I just gotta remember the two rules of going undercover. 304 00:14:06,848 --> 00:14:09,600 Rule number one... Earn their trust. 305 00:14:09,642 --> 00:14:11,686 Hey, fellas, got room for one more? 306 00:14:11,728 --> 00:14:14,647 - Gurgs! - Gurgs! Hey, come on over. 307 00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:16,858 -Trust... check. 308 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,402 Rule number two... Don't fall in love. 309 00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:22,363 -Wait, what? Why is that a rule? 310 00:14:22,405 --> 00:14:25,324 -I got a seat for you, Gurgs. 311 00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:27,535 -He's why that's a rule. 312 00:14:29,787 --> 00:14:30,997 Don't fall in love. 313 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,249 Gurgs, remember your training. 314 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:43,634 So, uh, you guys mad at any lawyers? 315 00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:45,386 Only all of them. 316 00:14:47,764 --> 00:14:51,809 -Hot and funny? He's a damn unicorn. 317 00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:53,352 I'm in too deep. 318 00:14:58,066 --> 00:15:00,401 -Hey, what's this on your badge? 319 00:15:01,903 --> 00:15:03,279 Oh, it's marinara. 320 00:15:03,321 --> 00:15:05,948 -Oh, can I get a taste? 321 00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:08,034 -Okay! 322 00:15:08,076 --> 00:15:10,369 That's it. You're out. You've been compromised. 323 00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:12,205 Abort. Abort. 324 00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:13,748 -What... What's that? 325 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:16,542 You're breaking up. You must be out of range. 326 00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:18,336 -I'm 12 feet away. 327 00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:20,630 You can hear me! 328 00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:23,257 -Ah-choo! 329 00:15:23,299 --> 00:15:26,719 - Bless you. - Hm! Bless me, indeed. 330 00:15:29,889 --> 00:15:32,934 Somebody in here wearing cheap cologne? 331 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,853 -Nope, just drinking it. 332 00:15:38,106 --> 00:15:40,316 Ah! 333 00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:42,485 -Oh, Dan, good, you're still here. 334 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,046 -Yes, you know, they have this intricate system 335 00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:47,615 of locks and bars to make sure none of us leave. 336 00:15:49,158 --> 00:15:50,386 -I'm really worried about Abby. 337 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:52,286 Can you just pay the fine and talk to her? 338 00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:56,124 -No. I will not go up there and pry her back to her senses. 339 00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:57,750 -This is more than just a funk. 340 00:15:57,792 --> 00:16:00,169 She's using Gurgs' full name, she hasn't thanked 341 00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:02,755 any of the drug-sniffing dogs for their service, 342 00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:05,174 she's talking about your "defects of character"... 343 00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:07,468 -Defects of char... 344 00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:11,264 All right, I'll do it. 345 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:12,324 - Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 346 00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:13,599 Now, just get me out of here. 347 00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:14,767 -Okay. 348 00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:17,437 I'll take the big guard... - No, no, no, no. 349 00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:18,896 Do the paperwork. I'll pay the fine. 350 00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:20,940 -Oh, thank God. I couldn't take the big guard. 351 00:16:20,982 --> 00:16:23,401 -Not with that attitude, you can't. 352 00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:36,789 -How'd you get out? 353 00:16:36,831 --> 00:16:39,542 -I'd rather not relive it. 354 00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:41,044 -You paid the 40 bucks, didn't you? 355 00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:42,837 -It was horrible. 356 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:48,217 So, listen, I know that sharing, um, personal stories 357 00:16:48,259 --> 00:16:52,096 is sort of out of vogue around this joint right now, 358 00:16:52,138 --> 00:16:54,724 but, um... 359 00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:58,603 My late wife, Sarah, was in recovery 360 00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:01,689 for a few years even before we met, 361 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:03,858 and she was always adamant about 362 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:07,195 being of service to others. 363 00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:10,531 I-I often thought that she went too far. 364 00:17:10,573 --> 00:17:12,992 I was selfish. I wanted her to be with me. 365 00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:17,246 But I soon realized that it was as much, if not more, 366 00:17:17,288 --> 00:17:21,709 for her than it was for those other folks. 367 00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:26,381 And when she couldn't help someone find their way, 368 00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:28,132 it weighed on her. 369 00:17:28,174 --> 00:17:32,845 Maybe like this has been weighing on you. 370 00:17:34,347 --> 00:17:36,057 -What was she in recovery for? 371 00:17:36,099 --> 00:17:38,810 -Booze. 372 00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:41,646 -Me, too. How did yo... 373 00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:43,981 -"Defects of character." 374 00:17:44,023 --> 00:17:46,859 Plus, now I remember you once called a surprise party 375 00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:49,112 a "birthday intervention." 376 00:17:53,199 --> 00:17:55,201 -I lost a lot of time with my dad 377 00:17:55,243 --> 00:17:58,329 when I was at my worst. 378 00:17:58,371 --> 00:18:00,289 Ashamed to be around him. 379 00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:04,168 But he always had faith in me. 380 00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:06,713 He said he was keeping that faith safe 381 00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:08,756 until I had it in myself again. 382 00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:13,678 I'm glad I got into recovery in time for him 383 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,723 to see me get better, but... 384 00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:20,309 I never felt like I could make up for that lost time. 385 00:18:23,229 --> 00:18:26,232 It's one of the reasons I took the job here, 386 00:18:26,274 --> 00:18:28,276 to feel connected to him. 387 00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:33,614 So when it's not going well or I mess up, 388 00:18:33,656 --> 00:18:35,908 it's like I'm failing him all over again. 389 00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:42,373 -The Harry I knew... pfft. 390 00:18:42,415 --> 00:18:43,708 You failing him? 391 00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,877 That thought would have never even 392 00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:48,838 remotely entered his mind. 393 00:18:49,964 --> 00:18:54,052 And just... also, there's folks around here 394 00:18:54,093 --> 00:18:57,221 who have a lot of faith in you. 395 00:18:57,263 --> 00:18:59,599 - Thanks, Dan. - And you know what? 396 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:00,826 Think about it... You were right. 397 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:03,102 Graziano wasn't a criminal. 398 00:19:04,896 --> 00:19:07,315 -So if I was right, that means that you... 399 00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:09,358 -Don't... Don't finish that. 400 00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:13,196 Now, i-if you don't mind, 401 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:17,075 my time in the clink has made me rather hungry. 402 00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,083 Too hungry to ask. 403 00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:29,253 -Gurgs, I'm pulling you off the case. 404 00:19:29,295 --> 00:19:31,148 -But I'm so close to cracking this thing wide open. 405 00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:32,965 I just need to get Grayson alone. 406 00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:38,721 I'm thinking long weekend, Poconos, heart-shaped tub. 407 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:41,766 And I will get everything out of him. 408 00:19:41,808 --> 00:19:43,226 -This is stupid, all right? 409 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,620 I'm just gonna go over there and say something. 410 00:19:44,644 --> 00:19:46,437 -Oh, but you'll blow my cover. 411 00:19:46,479 --> 00:19:48,314 -You're playing yourself. 412 00:19:51,818 --> 00:19:53,277 Okay, enough. 413 00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:56,114 I have been prosecuting your collars for years. 414 00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:58,324 Then one mistake and you blackball me? 415 00:19:58,366 --> 00:20:00,118 You... You get my car towed? 416 00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:01,953 You withhold evidence-room goodie bags? 417 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:04,372 This has gone too far. 418 00:20:04,414 --> 00:20:06,207 I deserve free stuff! 419 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,252 -We don't know what you're talking about, ma'am. 420 00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:12,839 -Oh, yeah? This bad boy ringing any bells? 421 00:20:15,717 --> 00:20:17,051 -By the way, have you met 422 00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:19,637 Detective Richards from Internal Affairs? 423 00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:20,989 Since the outing of our colleague, 424 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:24,225 I.A. has been in tow. 425 00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:25,351 -I see. 426 00:20:25,393 --> 00:20:27,854 And that is why security has been tighter. 427 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,814 - It's always tight. - Always tight. 428 00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:35,653 Well, I-I just wanted to show you 429 00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:38,489 my... party light. 430 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:44,829 Ooh-wa-ooh-wa! Ooh-wa-ooh-wa! 431 00:20:44,871 --> 00:20:47,498 Ooh-wa-ooh-wa! Thank you, Gurgs. 432 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:49,000 -You're welcome. 433 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,251 Now, I know he's gorgeous, 434 00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:53,254 but you touch him, I'll kill you. 435 00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:03,931 -It's hard to be in a bad mood around X-rated desserts. 436 00:21:03,973 --> 00:21:05,308 Thank God it's no one's birthday. 437 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:07,685 I wouldn't know where to put the candle. 438 00:21:07,727 --> 00:21:10,521 -I guess for every top chef, there's a bottom chef. 439 00:21:10,563 --> 00:21:12,315 -I don't know why everyone's being so polite 440 00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:15,401 to this filthy box. Can't we just jump in? 441 00:21:15,443 --> 00:21:16,694 -Get in there, Gurgs. 442 00:21:16,736 --> 00:21:18,488 -Aw, my nickname is back. 443 00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,698 -Thank you all for hanging with me this week. 444 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:23,993 It's nice to know you're there to support me when I need it. 445 00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:26,454 -To Abby. 446 00:21:28,581 --> 00:21:30,333 -To Abby.