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Mom?
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Mom?
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Present.
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What?
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Like when the teacher
calls roll call,
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you say "present." Mom is
ready, so reportin' to duty.
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How come you only
have one sock on?
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I couldn't find the other one.
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You can't go to
school like that.
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Mom, can Alisa come over
Friday for a sleepover again?
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Yeah, if it's okay
with her mom, sure.
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Sweetie, are we not
combing our hair now,
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or is this just a new fashion
thing that they got by me?
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- I combed it.
- Well,
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maybe we have ourselves a
wind tunnel in the house.
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Why don't you go back and
comb it again, please?
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What kind of mother
will people think I am
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if you are a mop-head and
your brother's half sockless?
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Alisa said you worry too much
about what other people think.
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Excuse me?
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Alisa said that? Now
why would she say that?
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She's never said that to me.
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Well, she must have got it from
somebody, so that leaves Betty.
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I've never heard Betty say that.
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I know she doesn't like me.
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- What are you talking about?
- I get a feelin'.
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Betty adores you, Candy.
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You think she'd be trusting you
to look after our kids if she...
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The feeling you're
getting is just her usual
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depression stuff.
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Yeah, how is that goin'?
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Well, much better, actually.
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This Marriage Encounter
was really a miracle.
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What exactly do they do there?
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Well, mostly get us to talk
about our feelings and...
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Well, they're big into writing
everything down in a notebook.
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Sounds a little silly.
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I know. That's what we thought
at first, too, but it...
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It really works.
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For the first time in
I don't know how long
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we were
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unflinchingly honest
with each other.
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Exactly how unflinchingly
honest could you be, Allan?
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Well, except for that.
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And it was an issue for me.
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Betty would bring up sex
and my lack of interest.
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And I'd go quiet.
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I couldn't exactly say I
was less interested in sex
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because I was having it
with Candy Montgomery.
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We finally opened
up to each other.
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Well, that's good.
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I'm glad. So...
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where does that leave us?
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Well, it doesn't necessarily
change the way I feel about you.
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But I do feel strongly
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that I should be giving my
full resources to my family.
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And my relationship
with you is taking away
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some of my emotional
availability and
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energy and attention that I
could be directing towards
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Betty and the kids.
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So you don't wanna
see me anymore?
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I don't know. Yeah.
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They said an awful lot of
things at the Encounter but
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they never said you couldn't
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see someone else.
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Allan, you seem to be leaving it
up to me, so I'm just deciding.
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I'm not gonna call. I'm
not gonna try to see you.
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I won't bother you anymore.
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Okay.
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Ok... Wow.
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Well, you certainly unleashed
your feelings there.
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Well, I'm not sure how
you want me to respond.
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Do you remember
what you told me?
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That the days you spent
with me at the Como,
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that they were the only
hours of your week where
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you didn't feel responsible
for other people's emotions.
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Meaning Betty. The burden
of making her happy.
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The burden of keeping
her from being miserable.
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Now,
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have you ever
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felt any responsibility
for my emotions?
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Do you now?
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Candy...
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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You realize that every
time you feel a hole,
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you paint the kitchen?
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That's not true.
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Okay, fine. Maybe
it's a little true,
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but also, you know,
it is good therapy.
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- Well, it looks really good.
- Thank you.
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I keep saying that we should
start our own business.
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There's a lot of people in Wylie that
are looking to remake their lives,
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and some of which would settle
for a spiffier breakfast nook.
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You know, it's not even
like I'm gonna miss the sex.
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It's the friendship.
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Allan's been like
my best friend.
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Hello? What about me?
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I just wish I could
talk like that with Pat.
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Okay, I'm serious.
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Why don't we start
our own business?
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At a minimum, it'll get us out
into other people's kitchens.
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That's where the real life
happens anyway, right? Kitchens?
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God, I'm feelin' angry.
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I don't necessarily want him but
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I don't like feeling rejected.
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You're gonna have to put that in
the fridge, honey, for it to keep.
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Or the garage.
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- The garage is nice and cool.
- Why does it have to stay cool?
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The weather this warm,
I'm afraid it'll rot,
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and we still have two whole
weeks before Halloween.
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I think it's just a
benign fibrous mass.
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You can't possibly know
that. Not for sure.
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Betty, this is likely harmless.
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How dare you be
impatient with me.
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It could be cancer.
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I don't think it is.
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But you can't know that!
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I actually can know it.
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It's my business to know it.
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And the mammogram confirms it.
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So it's nothing?
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It's a mass, yes.
But it's benign.
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You should stop
taking birth control
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and also control
your caffeine intake.
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It could be from
drinking too much coffee?
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Betty, you're fine.
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Honey, I'm just saying
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that you were Luke
Skywalker last year,
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and there are other
characters in "Star Wars."
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No, he wears a mask for
the other characters.
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He gets claustrophobia.
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- You puked in your Batman mask!
- Hey.
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- No, I didn't!
- Alright! Okay!
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Jenny! Wait your turn!
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Okay!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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- Wait up!
- Ian, stop following me!
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- Hello?
- Hey!
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Candy?
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Sorry. I know I promised
that, that I wouldn't call,
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but this is just
for some advice.
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I'm sorry. Bad manners.
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How are you?
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I'm good. Good. How are you?
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You don't sound great.
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Well, I said good, not great.
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What's the matter?
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Betty found a lump
in her right breast.
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She's fine. At least that's what
the doctors are telling her.
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She's already been to two.
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I'm sure she's
looking for a third.
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They think it's benign,
but she's a wreck.
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Well, I should go over
there. Is she home now?
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She is, but you don't have to.
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No, I should go check
on her. If it were me...
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You're a good friend, Candy.
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- Betty.
- Hi!
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Hi. I just heard
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and I know in my heart
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that you're fine.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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You have nothin' to worry about.
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- I hope you're right.
- Hey, now, you listen to me.
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Doctors are so scared
today about bein' sued
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that if you go to them
with a growth of any kind,
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the last thing they're gonna do
is say, "Go home, it's nothin',"
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unless they are pretty
damn sure it's nothin'.
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I am sure that you're right.
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How did you find out?
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Allan told me.
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- Allan did?
- Yeah, he was concerned.
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You know how worried
husbands can get.
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Oh, wait. No, I
got that wrong.
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Husbands never worry enough.
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That's it.
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Well, you didn't have to
drive all the way down here.
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But I cannot tell you how much
it means to me that you did.
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These doctors, they think I
am the biggest hypochondriac!
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They tell me it's nothing,
convince me it's all in my head,
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then write me prescriptions
for anxiety and depression,
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of which I'm on a gazillion.
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- Hi, honey!
- Hi.
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Can you believe Candy drove
all the way down here?
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She is just the sweetest.
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- You feeling better?
- Yes.
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Yes. She helped lasso
my runaway brain.
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Look at us making
you stand out here.
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- Come in, come in.
- Oh, no! No, no, no.
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I gotta get back and make
dinner. It's Meatball Tuesday.
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This is just one of those hug-and-runs,
now that I see that you're fine.
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- And you are.
- Yes.
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Walk Candy to her car.
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- Sure.
- Would you, sweetheart?
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Thank you again.
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So much.
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And let's get the kids together
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for some trick-or-treating.
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Sure, yeah. Perfect.
I'll call you!
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Okay.
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That is not the same person.
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You're saying Marriage
Encounter did that?
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I'm telling you, she's
like a flower blossoming.
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Yeah, and she was actually warm.
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Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to...
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Yes, you did.
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But it's alright.
You're not wrong.
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- But now, she's...
- Just like a normal person.
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Hey, do you think that Pat and I
should get into Marriage Encounter?
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'Cause that's actually
why I called earlier.
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- Well, I'm not sure.
- Well, I gotta try somethin'.
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He doesn't know
how to communicate.
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The thing is Marriage Encounter
is definitely not for couples
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who are having serious problems.
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From what you told me about
your feelings for Pat...
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I do love him.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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But it really...
It worked for you.
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So far.
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So far, it's really worked.
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She insists on doing the
homework every night.
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The dialog sessions,
the love letters.
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She wants to become a
group leader in the area.
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Very committed.
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- Well, that's good.
- But thank you for checking on her.
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Yeah. It was good to see you.
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Good to see you, too. Alright.
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My pleasure.
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You're all very special people.
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Thank you. We're coming back.
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Oh, well, in that case,
I'll double our insurance.
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- Thanks for everything.
- Yes. Wonderful.
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So long.
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Well, what's your prediction?
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Oh, definite marriage.
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Think they'll have children?
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Whether they want to or not.
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Hey.
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I was watching that.
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Yes, I can see that
you were watching that.
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I bet you'd love to be a
passenger on The Love Boat,
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wouldn't you, Pat?
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Well, guess what? So would I.
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I feel like I'm in trouble.
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I don't know why.
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I wanna go to
Marriage Encounter.
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What?
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It's not just the
Garlingtons. Allan and Betty.
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Betty, I mean, she's just
like a whole new person.
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It's a cult though, Candy.
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It's not a cult!
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And even if it is...
254
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,125
Why are we here, Pat?
255
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,546
And I don't mean
on the sofa. I mean
256
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:09,713
on Earth.
257
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,716
- Yeah.
- Why are we here?
258
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,847
That's a huge question, Candy.
259
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:20,809
And I'd like an
answer. Your answer.
260
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,854
Well, I mean
261
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:27,649
why is a tree here?
262
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:29,568
What?
263
00:18:29,569 --> 00:18:32,862
You know how I hate you answering
my questions with questions.
264
00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,989
- Yeah, I have...
- Why is a tree here?
265
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,491
- Seriously?
- Look, Candy.
266
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,703
I'm not going to have this
267
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,704
cosmic grasp
268
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,332
that you're looking
for, I think, but
269
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,335
a tree, it grows its roots.
270
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,589
It sprouts fruit.
271
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:55,176
The fruit spreads its seeds,
and then more trees grow,
272
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,845
and it goes on and on like that.
273
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,764
And I don't think we're
much different, you know?
274
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:03,685
We grow our roots.
We raise our kids.
275
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:07,480
I think that's a good
reason to be here.
276
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,357
Or anywhere.
277
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,568
Well, what's your answer?
278
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,988
Why are you here?
279
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,160
I don't know.
280
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:28,877
You know
281
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,088
you always want more.
282
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,966
You do, Candy.
Whatever you have,
283
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,676
- you always want more.
- Yes, I do.
284
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,887
I do want more.
285
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,931
And I'm not gonna
apologize for it.
286
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:45,685
I want more from me.
From you. From us.
287
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,314
You want to go to
Marriage Encounter?
288
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,904
Okay. Let's go.
289
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:06,246
So he has agreed, and we're
gonna just give it a try.
290
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:10,000
- This is great.
- Well, you know, it's hopeful,
291
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:13,504
and every day should have a
sprinkle of hope in it, so.
292
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,131
You should put that in one
of your Sunday parables.
293
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,716
"Every day should have
a sprinkle of hope."
294
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,759
That is lovely.
295
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,594
And you know what else?
296
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,429
And this could be
the best part of all.
297
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,640
Just that Pat is willing to try,
298
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,433
I don't find myself
thinking of Allan as much.
299
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,602
And when I do, the first
thing that comes to my mind
300
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,646
is that his eyes are
too close together.
301
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,649
That's what I've been sayin'.
302
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,859
Here's my new mantra.
303
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,947
It's called, "rediscover me."
304
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:43,200
With my marriage,
with our new business.
305
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,995
And I thought of the
perfect name already.
306
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:47,830
The Covergirls.
307
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,999
- The Covergirls.
- It's what we do, right?
308
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,335
I paint, you wallpaper.
The Covergirls.
309
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,212
I love it. "We
got you covered."
310
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,423
Yes.
311
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,886
And thank you, Sherry
girl, for covering me.
312
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,770
So that's 10 windows,
and price per.
313
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,232
Plus saving time on
construction, right?
314
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:24,783
Don Crowder! Church
grounds on a weekday?
315
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,411
My, my, whose wrath
have you doth incurred?
316
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:30,706
Just my normal pillar and
beacon of the community stuff.
317
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,875
Trying to figure out
some budget challenges.
318
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:35,545
Yeah, buildings and maintenance.
That's why I'm here.
319
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,464
Let's see.
320
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,341
What's this?
321
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:44,553
Now, if you're serious about
sprucing up the parsonage,
322
00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:45,888
Sherry Cleckler
and I have started
323
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:48,474
a new little boutique
home improvement business.
324
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,933
It's mostly paint and polish,
325
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,852
but it's good work at
a price you won't beat.
326
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:52,895
Thank you.
327
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:55,147
I'll certainly consider it.
328
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,483
And references upon request.
329
00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,069
Well, how would you have
references if you just started?
330
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:03,073
Why, Ron, I make 'em up.
331
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:07,202
I'll leave you to your
pillaring and beaconing.
332
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,332
You wanna get in tighter
with the congregation,
333
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,293
straightest line might
be Candy Montgomery.
334
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:17,796
Folks love her.
335
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:22,216
Yeah. Meaning they
don't love me.
336
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:25,220
Ron, a little friendly advice.
337
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,182
Here at Lucas,
338
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,392
people just wanna
raise their kids,
339
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,019
love their family, love God.
340
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,105
Doesn't call for heavy
lifting on your part.
341
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,149
Just don't be a dick.
342
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:52,914
Okay.
343
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:55,834
Is that a moose?
344
00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:00,045
Yep.
345
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,548
- Should we go check in?
- Okay.
346
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:09,264
When you give yourself, and I
mean give all of yourselves,
347
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,142
I'm gonna make it real simple.
348
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,811
When you give,
349
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,814
you beget.
350
00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:21,276
Let's say it all
together, shall we?
351
00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:26,447
When you give, you beget.
352
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,907
Well done.
353
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:32,871
And look inside. How
does that make you feel?
354
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:37,667
Pat?
355
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:42,547
Should I read yours first?
356
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,884
- Okay. Yeah. Yes.
- Okay.
357
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:50,430
- "When I think of you..."
- Now, I'm a mathematician,
358
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:54,267
not a writer. So.
359
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,268
Okay.
360
00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:01,816
"When I think of you,
I feel the earth move."
361
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:05,611
That is so sweet.
362
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,614
"I feel it under my feet."
363
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:09,824
Pat.
364
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:13,411
"I feel the sky tumbling down."
365
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,711
Pat, this is a Carole King song.
366
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,423
She's one of your favorites.
367
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:28,217
Honey, I told you
I'm not a writer.
368
00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:30,427
- Oh, my God!
- They're good words.
369
00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:32,262
No, but they're not your words!
370
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:34,807
Words are not my thing!
371
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,935
I love you more than
I could ever express.
372
00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:40,562
More than I could ever write
down in some stupid notebook,
373
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:43,274
at some stupid cult workshop.
374
00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:48,820
I went with Carole King
375
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:52,282
because you said she always
wrote close to your heart,
376
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:54,576
and that's where I wanna be.
377
00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:56,287
Close to your heart.
378
00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:01,042
Why couldn't you have put that
down? That was really beautiful.
379
00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:03,670
It was?
380
00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:06,588
Yes.
381
00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:14,847
I wanna be close
to your heart, too.
382
00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:18,685
Why are we here, Candy?
383
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:23,814
I don't mean on Earth,
I mean at this place,
384
00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:25,316
and
385
00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:27,276
I...
386
00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:30,697
I don't know what
you're looking for.
387
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:34,158
Do you know what
you're looking for?
388
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:40,039
The song "Tapestry"
by Carole King.
389
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,167
I've listened to
it a zillion times,
390
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:51,050
and I still have no idea what it's
about, but it speaks to me just the same.
391
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:57,557
"My life has been a tapestry
of rich and royal hue.
392
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:02,186
A wondrous woven magic."
393
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:08,818
Now, I haven't a clue what
she's talkin' about...
394
00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:12,739
But I want it.
395
00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:18,077
Yeah, I want it. I want
396
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,497
my royal hue.
397
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:25,918
Oh, honey.
398
00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:27,879
Pat.
399
00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:36,929
I'm not saying that it
wasn't a little goofy
400
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,556
but, you know, we did connect.
401
00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:41,016
That's fantastic.
402
00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:43,226
Yeah. And we've fallen
off with the assignments.
403
00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:46,646
There's the daily
10-and-10 and so forth.
404
00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,357
What's the daily 10-and-10?
405
00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:51,693
Well, you pick a topic, and you
write about it for 10 minutes,
406
00:26:51,694 --> 00:26:54,821
and then you spend another
10 minutes talking about it.
407
00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:58,283
We did do that for
about three days.
408
00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:01,662
But overall, you know, our sex
life has definitely improved.
409
00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:05,665
And I hardly ever think about
410
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:08,502
you-know-who's
perfectly shaped penis.
411
00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:12,048
- Well, this is all very positive.
- Yeah, I think so.
412
00:27:15,218 --> 00:27:16,386
Sorry.
413
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:21,766
- Hello?
- Candy. Betty Gore.
414
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:25,394
Betty, hi! How are you?
415
00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:27,062
I'm fine.
416
00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:30,691
And I'm told that you are.
Marriage Encounter went well?
417
00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:33,860
I think it did, yes.
418
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,278
That is so good.
419
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:38,031
You know I'm the
local Flame leader.
420
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:39,699
I think I heard that.
421
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:42,202
Yes, that's fantastic.
422
00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:45,122
Yeah. One of my duties
423
00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:47,082
is I host other couples
424
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:49,251
who have been Encountered and,
425
00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:52,755
well, I would love to have
you and Pat over on Saturday.
426
00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:55,382
She wants me to come to dinner.
427
00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:57,259
No.
428
00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:59,928
And you said yes?
429
00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:02,222
Well, I felt on the spot.
430
00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:04,142
Well, it's this Saturday?
431
00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:06,936
Yep. What are we gonna do?
432
00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:10,022
I guess it'll be fine.
433
00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:12,483
Will it be a problem for you?
434
00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:15,570
I don't know. It might be.
435
00:28:17,822 --> 00:28:20,241
To see you in that context
might be painful and
436
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,828
I don't know. What if I
start wanting you again?
437
00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:33,712
I'm so sorry, Candy. I feel so guilty
for messing up your life like this.
438
00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:36,507
No, no. You didn't. Maybe...
439
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:40,344
Maybe this is just the
best way for us to move on.
440
00:28:41,179 --> 00:28:42,721
Because Betty and I,
we should be friends
441
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:46,559
and maybe this will be
kinda like a good closure.
442
00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:50,313
Yeah. Good. Okay, good. Good.
443
00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:54,692
It'll be great. I
think it'll be fine.
444
00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:58,028
The best part is the
capsule will be reusable.
445
00:28:58,029 --> 00:29:00,530
So, I mean, you think of
all the wasted technology...
446
00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:03,534
- What a waste.
- Such a waste.
447
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:10,624
- This looks delicious.
- So delicious.
448
00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:13,251
You know, pot roast
is my favorite.
449
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,921
Well, I did know.
450
00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:17,673
Allan let the cat
out of the bag.
451
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,345
It didn't take you
two scientists long
452
00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:25,890
to start talking about
rocket ships and so forth.
453
00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:32,437
No, but actually, we were talking about
something new called the space shuttle.
454
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:36,441
Which is a capsule which can
be used for repeated travel.
455
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:39,570
What did you say, Pat?
A couple of years?
456
00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:42,155
1981. Yeah.
457
00:29:42,156 --> 00:29:45,617
Pretty soon, it'll be easier
to go to the moon and Mars
458
00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:47,370
than to get in
and out of Dallas.
459
00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:56,629
So, you two enjoyed, you
enjoyed the Encounter.
460
00:29:57,964 --> 00:29:58,964
Yeah.
461
00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:01,092
You been keeping up
with your 10-and-10?
462
00:30:02,343 --> 00:30:03,510
Well, we're trying.
463
00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:04,803
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
464
00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:08,473
Well, that's wonderful.
Isn't that wonderful?
465
00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:10,101
It's wonderful. Yeah.
466
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:12,645
Yeah.
467
00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:20,277
Candy, I heard about
you and Sherry Cleckler
468
00:30:20,278 --> 00:30:22,280
are talking about a
469
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:26,992
rediscovering yourself. A
kind of a "rediscover you."
470
00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:29,077
- Wait, did I hear that correctly?
- Yes, you did.
471
00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:30,662
And what does that entail?
472
00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:33,415
Well, Sherry and I are
starting a business together.
473
00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:34,500
Home improvement.
474
00:30:37,962 --> 00:30:40,881
And then, I'm still taking
my writers' workshop classes.
475
00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:44,217
I'm actually moving on
to an advanced level.
476
00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:45,469
That's wonderful.
477
00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:49,849
Some kind of wonderful.
478
00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,186
You know
479
00:30:55,229 --> 00:30:58,149
sometimes, the best way to
rediscover yourself is to
480
00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:01,485
look inside you.
481
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,531
Deep inside.
482
00:31:06,991 --> 00:31:09,034
That makes sense.
483
00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:11,037
We all have stuff
484
00:31:12,622 --> 00:31:14,832
buried deep within.
485
00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:17,918
Things we never knew were there.
486
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:23,633
Yep.
487
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,015
Wonderful.
488
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:38,271
My God, you must have
been dyin' inside!
489
00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:41,107
- A little, but mostly, I was just bored.
- Bored?
490
00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:44,653
At a couples dinner with your
lover, his wife, and your husband?
491
00:31:44,654 --> 00:31:46,738
He is not my lover anymore.
492
00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:50,492
And you know what? The best
part is I was bored with him.
493
00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:51,910
Allan.
494
00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:55,664
I thought that it would be hard to see
him or that old feelings would bubble up,
495
00:31:55,665 --> 00:31:58,041
but nothin'. It's over.
496
00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:01,002
And Betty, love her to death,
but she's a little weird.
497
00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:03,129
You're just now
figurin' that out?
498
00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:06,257
But she's also nice. You know,
she's odd because she's odd,
499
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:09,469
not because she's mean
or unkind or uncaring.
500
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,513
And I'll tell you
somethin' else.
501
00:32:11,514 --> 00:32:14,015
I think she's way more
interesting than Allan.
502
00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:16,810
Why does she have to go to
some lake to study the Bible?
503
00:32:16,811 --> 00:32:19,604
- She could just study it here.
- Yep.
504
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,607
Yeah, we have a lot of Bibles.
505
00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:25,945
Maybe she's really
going fishing.
506
00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:27,863
Nope.
507
00:32:27,864 --> 00:32:29,739
No, she's definitely studying.
508
00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:32,992
Your mother is taking
some special time
509
00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:36,414
to further her commitment to our
Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
510
00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:38,998
And I'm very proud of her.
511
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,834
I think you guys should
be proud of her, too.
512
00:32:40,835 --> 00:32:42,460
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
513
00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:43,713
Okay.
514
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:46,339
It's time for us to pray, right?
515
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:49,427
- Can we talk after?
- Yeah. Yeah, you can talk after.
516
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:54,681
Now I lay me down to sleep. I
pray the Lord my soul to keep.
517
00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:59,061
And if I die before I wake, I
pray to God my soul to take.
518
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:02,225
- Hey, Pat.
- Hey.
519
00:35:02,226 --> 00:35:03,810
Can I talk to you for a sec?
520
00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:05,270
It's important.
521
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:06,522
Sure.
522
00:35:07,731 --> 00:35:09,482
You can just let that dry.
523
00:35:09,483 --> 00:35:12,236
- Hey. Yeah. Sorry.
- Hi. It's okay.
524
00:35:12,862 --> 00:35:14,029
Alright.
525
00:35:21,412 --> 00:35:22,412
So
526
00:35:23,873 --> 00:35:29,003
I found a love letter
from Allan Gore to Candy.
527
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,882
I was looking for a letter she'd
written me just after we married
528
00:35:33,883 --> 00:35:37,094
and found a different letter.
529
00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:41,390
I need to know something.
I know she would tell you.
530
00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:44,268
Is it over?
531
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:48,981
- Pat...
- Is it over?
532
00:35:55,613 --> 00:35:56,906
It is.
533
00:35:57,990 --> 00:35:59,366
And it won't happen again.
534
00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:02,327
It was just a brief
thing and, honestly,
535
00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,330
it was more friendship
than anything.
536
00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,373
It was just a stage
that Candy went through.
537
00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:09,251
We were just over at
their house not long ago.
538
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:13,254
- The Gores, all four of us...
- She told me, and you know what she said?
539
00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:16,507
She said the best part about that night
was that she felt nothin' for Allan.
540
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,052
That it's over-over.
541
00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:21,597
Pat.
542
00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:23,849
She really loves you.
543
00:36:26,435 --> 00:36:30,188
Candy is a good mother,
and she's a good wife,
544
00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:31,981
and she is a good friend to you.
545
00:36:31,982 --> 00:36:34,317
She just made a mistake.
546
00:36:34,318 --> 00:36:38,280
And it was just a brief thing
and it didn't mean anything.
547
00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:43,409
And it's totally over?
548
00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:46,789
It's been over for a long time.
549
00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:53,879
I wanna talk to Candy
about this in my own way.
550
00:36:54,505 --> 00:36:57,257
I don't want you to tell
her that I talked to you.
551
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:01,220
- Promise me I can talk to her first.
- I promise.
552
00:37:02,096 --> 00:37:03,806
I promise.
553
00:37:38,966 --> 00:37:40,758
- Mommy!
- Hey.
554
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,429
- Hey, baby! Hi!
- Hey, Mom!
555
00:37:43,971 --> 00:37:47,181
Hi! Oh, my gosh, you grew!
556
00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:50,352
I thought we had a deal.
No growing when I'm gone.
557
00:37:55,024 --> 00:37:56,441
- Hey! Hi!
- Hey, Mom.
558
00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:58,277
- Good trip?
- Oh, yeah.
559
00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:00,195
Yeah, we learned so much.
560
00:38:01,405 --> 00:38:04,033
I better not be hearing that
you grew, too, young lady.
561
00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:05,908
Hello?
562
00:38:05,909 --> 00:38:07,368
It's me.
563
00:38:07,369 --> 00:38:10,372
- Don't change your expression.
- What?
564
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:15,002
Pat found Allan's letter.
565
00:38:17,004 --> 00:38:18,004
What?
566
00:38:18,756 --> 00:38:21,966
He found one of Allan's love letters,
and he came by the salon this morning
567
00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:24,093
to make sure that the
affair's really over.
568
00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:26,763
And he made me promise not
to tell you that he knows.
569
00:38:26,764 --> 00:38:30,017
So, this is me not
telling you that he knows.
570
00:38:32,102 --> 00:38:34,312
Well, I'll call you later, okay?
571
00:38:34,313 --> 00:38:37,066
- Okay. I'm so sorry.
- Okay. Bye.
572
00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:54,832
Everything alright?
573
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,252
Oh, yeah. Yeah,
yeah, it's good.
574
00:38:58,087 --> 00:39:00,506
I think I should
start fixin' dinner.
575
00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:05,259
And since I have been
gone, it is kids' choice.
576
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,512
- Chef Boyardee!
- Chef Boyardee!
577
00:39:07,513 --> 00:39:09,389
That is my best work.
Straight out of a can.
578
00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:12,892
Raise your hand if you
love Chef Boyardee's.
579
00:39:12,893 --> 00:39:13,935
I do.
580
00:39:13,936 --> 00:39:16,897
Chef Boiardi is the French
version of Chef Boyardee.
581
00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:22,402
Come on! Come on!
582
00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:29,742
Now, Travis, let him tell his
story the way he wants to.
583
00:39:29,743 --> 00:39:32,995
But, Mama, I just seen that
old yeller dog catch this fish!
584
00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:35,957
Arliss is just a little
boy with a big imagination.
585
00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:37,334
Won't hurt him to
let him use it.
586
00:39:39,211 --> 00:39:41,462
We keep that old
yeller dog much longer,
587
00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:43,423
it's gonna make Arliss
the biggest liar in Texas!
588
00:40:43,525 --> 00:40:45,444
I know I failed you.
589
00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:52,910
I tried to write down
how I feel in a letter.
590
00:40:55,996 --> 00:40:57,915
I'm gonna go downstairs
while you read it.
591
00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:02,586
Come down whenever
you feel like it.
592
00:41:26,610 --> 00:41:28,278
- Take it, Tom!
- No.
593
00:41:38,956 --> 00:41:41,832
It just stands right
up. It's American...
594
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,835
I agree, agree! It felt...
595
00:41:55,806 --> 00:41:58,224
You read the book? Right?
Did you read the book?
596
00:41:58,225 --> 00:41:59,184
Yes, I read the book.
597
00:41:59,185 --> 00:42:00,936
Okay, then you read the
Folk Singers' Credo.
598
00:42:35,429 --> 00:42:37,347
I am so ashamed.
599
00:42:41,977 --> 00:42:44,313
I don't ever wanna
hurt you or the kids.
600
00:42:45,564 --> 00:42:46,857
I know.
601
00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:53,322
Maybe we could get away together.
South Padre Island for a bit.
602
00:42:54,573 --> 00:42:57,492
Just you and me.
Could make it like a
603
00:42:59,703 --> 00:43:01,496
second honeymoon.
604
00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:05,834
That would be nice.
605
00:44:27,958 --> 00:44:33,045
I trust you'll agree that the
added expenditure is well worth it.
606
00:44:33,046 --> 00:44:36,132
They really are the most beautiful
rose-colored cushions I've ever seen, Ron.
607
00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:38,676
They really do make a
wonderful statement.
608
00:44:38,677 --> 00:44:40,970
We'll have the best
pews in the county.
609
00:44:40,971 --> 00:44:43,557
Now, if we could just find
some folks to fill 'em.
610
00:44:47,644 --> 00:44:50,271
Maybe we should just
invite Jackie Ponder back
611
00:44:50,272 --> 00:44:51,939
to give a guest sermon.
612
00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:53,525
That would fill the
seats, wouldn't it?
613
00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:56,652
I think you're being a
little sensitive, Ron.
614
00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:59,197
No! I'm not.
615
00:45:04,161 --> 00:45:07,246
He's feeling sensitive
about the attrition.
616
00:45:07,247 --> 00:45:10,541
Maybe if we can get the Gores
back, and the Garlingtons.
617
00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:13,044
Y'all are friends
with the Gores, right?
618
00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:17,339
No, not so much. No. Just
our kids play together.
619
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:19,593
You and Allan are in
the same line of work.
620
00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:24,431
We don't need the Gores.
621
00:45:55,212 --> 00:45:57,379
Pryor remained in critical
but stable condition today
622
00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:59,549
at the Sherman Oaks Community
Hospital in California.
623
00:46:00,342 --> 00:46:02,176
Pryor continues his
steady improvement.
624
00:46:02,177 --> 00:46:06,055
Surgery to remove scorched dead
skin could begin next Tuesday,
625
00:46:06,056 --> 00:46:08,224
with skin grafting starting
three or four days later.
626
00:46:08,225 --> 00:46:10,768
Honestly, Pat, can
we not have that on?
627
00:46:10,769 --> 00:46:13,812
- He was doing drugs, they say. Cocaine.
- Well, even so,
628
00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:15,272
this is a day of celebration.
629
00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:20,444
We shouldn't be hearin' talk of
comedians lightin' themselves on fire.
630
00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:22,531
Dad, did you take
my elephant puppet?
631
00:46:23,156 --> 00:46:25,491
- Why would I do that?
- He's missing.
632
00:46:25,492 --> 00:46:28,285
And Noah's ark has
to have an elephant.
633
00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:31,789
We'll find him, honey. Now, can
you please just eat your cereal?
634
00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:35,502
And a cleaner shirt will be nice.
Could somebody call the girls?
635
00:46:36,086 --> 00:46:38,879
- Why are you using that voice?
- What voice?
636
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,589
Your stressed voice.
637
00:46:40,590 --> 00:46:42,258
This is my
zillion-things-to-do voice.
638
00:46:42,259 --> 00:46:43,884
We have Bible camp graduation,
639
00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:45,636
I have to do my parable,
we have the puppet show,
640
00:46:45,637 --> 00:46:49,139
and then I have five different errands
to run in five different towns.
641
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,392
Hey! No, you don't.
642
00:46:51,351 --> 00:46:52,726
- Three Trees?
- What?
643
00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:54,395
Your parable. Are you
going with Three Trees?
644
00:46:54,396 --> 00:46:56,690
Well, yeah. Do you
think I shouldn't?
645
00:46:57,232 --> 00:46:58,941
No, well, it's my favorite.
646
00:46:58,942 --> 00:47:00,693
Kids'll love it.
647
00:47:00,694 --> 00:47:04,072
Mom, can Alisa go to the
movies with us tonight?
648
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,283
I don't know, honey.
Alisa's mom didn't like it
649
00:47:07,284 --> 00:47:09,577
when we took her
to see "Grease."
650
00:47:09,578 --> 00:47:13,289
But she loves "Star
Wars." She wouldn't mind.
651
00:47:13,290 --> 00:47:15,000
She would want me to go.
652
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:16,750
Oh, sweetheart.
653
00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:19,003
Now, that was just the
most adorable little fib,
654
00:47:19,004 --> 00:47:21,880
but if it is okay with your mom,
655
00:47:21,881 --> 00:47:23,882
we would love to have you.
656
00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:26,343
Pat, are you sure you
can't make the puppet show?
657
00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:29,764
'Cause I saw the rehearsal
and it's gonna be great.
658
00:47:30,307 --> 00:47:32,058
- I wish.
- Okay.
659
00:47:35,312 --> 00:47:38,565
Doesn't that serve
you perfectly right?
660
00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:44,987
You can't come back here first?
661
00:47:44,988 --> 00:47:49,909
My flight's at 4:00, honey.
So, with Friday traffic,
662
00:47:50,744 --> 00:47:52,911
I think I probably need
to leave for the airport.
663
00:47:52,912 --> 00:47:55,915
Best to just go straight
from the office.
664
00:47:58,126 --> 00:48:00,836
- Just two days, honey. Two days.
- Yes.
665
00:48:00,837 --> 00:48:03,840
Two days can go more quickly
for some than for others.
666
00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:11,306
Then, I'm home, and
667
00:48:12,599 --> 00:48:16,353
we're packing for Switzerland and
we're going to have the best time.
668
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:23,318
I'm almost two weeks late.
669
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:29,783
I can't take care of
another baby. I'll break.
670
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:36,580
- I don't wanna be pregnant again.
- Honey, there's no reason to start...
671
00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:37,957
No, please don't...
672
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,628
Do not handle me.
I beg you. Just...
673
00:48:44,089 --> 00:48:45,423
be with me.
674
00:48:46,508 --> 00:48:48,927
Honey, I am. I am with you.
675
00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:51,971
If you are,
676
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:54,723
we'll deal with it.
677
00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:56,350
We can deal with anything.
678
00:48:56,351 --> 00:48:58,144
Right? We can.
679
00:48:59,896 --> 00:49:01,272
We can.
680
00:49:18,415 --> 00:49:20,458
You wanna say bye?
681
00:49:22,335 --> 00:49:25,463
Bye, Dada. Bye, Daddy. Bye.
682
00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:29,134
Bye, Dada.
683
00:49:37,058 --> 00:49:40,812
"Once upon a time, there were
three trees high up on a hill.
684
00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:44,189
"The biggest tree used
to say to the others,
685
00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:48,736
"'When I grow up, I want
to be made into a big boat.
686
00:49:48,737 --> 00:49:52,865
"The finest ocean
liner in the world.'
687
00:49:52,866 --> 00:49:54,408
"But, one day, a
group of wood cutters
688
00:49:54,409 --> 00:49:57,202
"came to the hill
of the three trees.
689
00:49:57,203 --> 00:50:00,789
"And one of them looked at
the biggest tree and said,
690
00:50:00,790 --> 00:50:04,585
"'This tree looks like it would
make a fine fishing boat.'
691
00:50:04,586 --> 00:50:07,629
"And the big tree
cried and cried,
692
00:50:07,630 --> 00:50:09,673
"but the wood cutters
cut it down anyway,
693
00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:11,633
"and it became the very boat
694
00:50:11,634 --> 00:50:15,513
that Peter used as his altar
to spread the good news."
695
00:50:16,055 --> 00:50:17,556
Isn't this a wonderful
time we're having?
696
00:50:17,557 --> 00:50:19,976
- Yeah!
- Yes?
697
00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:47,754
Hey, Barbara. Let me help
you. I can get the Kool-Aid.
698
00:50:48,797 --> 00:50:50,631
It is gonna be a scorcher today.
699
00:50:50,632 --> 00:50:54,009
Oh, my God, I just wanna
drop and put my feet up.
700
00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:56,762
- Do you ever do that, Candy?
- Well, it won't be today.
701
00:50:56,763 --> 00:50:59,348
The kids all wanna see
the new "Star Wars."
702
00:50:59,349 --> 00:51:01,767
And Jenny wants Alisa to
stay over another night,
703
00:51:01,768 --> 00:51:04,937
which is fine, but Alisa
has her swim lesson today,
704
00:51:04,938 --> 00:51:06,688
so that means I have to
drive all the way to Wylie
705
00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:09,274
to pick up her swimsuit.
706
00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:12,820
I suppose if I do leave soon enough,
then I can swing by the Target
707
00:51:12,821 --> 00:51:15,739
- to get a Father's Day card for Pat.
- Oh my... Go.
708
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:18,075
Go. I can do this.
709
00:51:18,076 --> 00:51:19,159
And you better get a move on
710
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,369
if you're gonna make it back
in time for the puppet show.
711
00:51:20,370 --> 00:51:21,787
And I can't miss that.
712
00:51:21,788 --> 00:51:23,790
- Ian made the elephant.
- Bail.
713
00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:27,627
- Hey. Listen to Miss Barbara, okay?
- Okay. Bye, Mom.
714
00:51:31,381 --> 00:51:32,257
Hi!
715
00:51:32,258 --> 00:51:33,675
Hi.
716
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:41,349
Candy! I finished with
your cassette recorder.
717
00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:43,183
Okay, well, I'll be right back.
718
00:51:43,184 --> 00:51:45,269
I just need to run over to
Betty Gore's and then to Target.
719
00:51:45,270 --> 00:51:46,687
Gotcha. Bye.
720
00:51:46,688 --> 00:51:48,189
Yeah. See you.
721
00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:49,125
Candy.
722
00:52:49,126 --> 00:52:51,419
Sorry. Why call when you
can barge right in, right?
723
00:52:52,086 --> 00:52:53,545
I hope I didn't disturb.
724
00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:56,590
No. No, no, no. No,
I just put the...
725
00:52:56,591 --> 00:52:58,800
Put the baby down and then
poured myself a cup of coffee,
726
00:52:58,801 --> 00:53:02,179
getting ready to watch
a little "Phil Donahue."
727
00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:04,181
Sounds like heaven.
728
00:53:04,182 --> 00:53:06,184
- Come in. Join me.
- Okay.
729
00:53:07,268 --> 00:53:08,810
Well, I can't stay long.
730
00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:11,355
Noah's ark is leaving
port within the hour.
731
00:53:11,356 --> 00:53:13,690
But the reason I came is we're
seeing "Star Wars" tonight,
732
00:53:13,691 --> 00:53:15,692
and Alisa wants to come,
733
00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:18,195
and Jenny's just
desperate for her to join.
734
00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:20,906
And I said it was okay with
me if it was okay with you.
735
00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:23,076
Which is to mean her
spending another night.
736
00:53:23,910 --> 00:53:27,205
And I'm happy to take her to her
swim lesson to save you the trip.
737
00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:31,208
No, sure. That's fine with me.
738
00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:32,918
Well, I thought it would be,
739
00:53:32,919 --> 00:53:35,921
so I just came from Bible
school to pick up her suit.
740
00:53:35,922 --> 00:53:38,203
- You sure you can't stay for coffee?
- No, no. Thank you.
741
00:53:39,801 --> 00:53:42,970
Remember, she doesn't like to
put her face underwater. Alisa.
742
00:53:42,971 --> 00:53:44,346
So, if she does put
her face underwater,
743
00:53:44,347 --> 00:53:45,847
be sure to give her
peppermints afterwards.
744
00:53:45,848 --> 00:53:48,059
That's the reward that we have.
745
00:53:48,518 --> 00:53:50,687
- Okay!
- Okay.
746
00:53:52,230 --> 00:53:54,732
I'm just so busy getting
ready for our trip.
747
00:53:55,441 --> 00:53:58,360
- Switzerland! I heard!
- Kansas first.
748
00:53:58,361 --> 00:54:00,738
We're gonna drop the kids and
the dogs off at my parents.
749
00:54:01,322 --> 00:54:02,781
- Dogs?
- Yes.
750
00:54:02,782 --> 00:54:04,533
We got another one. A
puppy, six months old.
751
00:54:04,534 --> 00:54:06,660
He's right out there.
752
00:54:06,661 --> 00:54:09,913
- Oh, my God!
- I know.
753
00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:13,000
What is his name?
754
00:54:13,001 --> 00:54:15,585
- Cheeto.
- Cheeto!
755
00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:18,505
Oh, my gosh. Your
name is Cheeto. Hi.
756
00:54:18,506 --> 00:54:20,507
Alisa can't bear
to leave him alone.
757
00:54:20,508 --> 00:54:25,096
Well, I can see why. You're
just the sweetest little boy!
758
00:54:25,638 --> 00:54:28,432
You're a good boy! Yes, you are!
759
00:54:28,433 --> 00:54:30,351
Come, come. Just
sit for a second.
760
00:54:31,561 --> 00:54:32,603
Okay.
761
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:36,357
- Okay, outside. Outside. Good job.
- Oh, my goodness.
762
00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:50,413
- Nothing?
- No. Thanks.
763
00:54:51,748 --> 00:54:52,749
Well.
764
00:55:01,758 --> 00:55:03,425
Gonna be a scorcher today.
765
00:55:03,426 --> 00:55:05,428
Scorcher.
766
00:55:07,180 --> 00:55:10,223
I almost forgot. Sherry and
I actually incorporated.
767
00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:11,975
We're lining jobs
up for the fall,
768
00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:17,022
so if you need any papering or
painting done, here is our card.
769
00:55:17,023 --> 00:55:18,816
The Covergirls.
770
00:55:20,151 --> 00:55:22,445
- It's cute.
- It's so exciting.
771
00:55:23,654 --> 00:55:25,030
Well, I should
probably get goin'.
772
00:55:25,031 --> 00:55:29,785
I'm hopin' to swing by Target and
get a Father's Day card for Pat,
773
00:55:29,786 --> 00:55:31,828
so should I just go
grab Alisa's suit or...
774
00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:32,829
Candy.
775
00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,376
Are you having an
affair with Allan?
776
00:55:38,044 --> 00:55:39,212
No.
777
00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:42,340
No, of course not.
778
00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:45,802
But you did.
779
00:55:48,137 --> 00:55:49,138
Didn't you?
780
00:55:53,101 --> 00:55:54,268
Didn't you?
781
00:55:58,856 --> 00:56:00,274
Yes.
782
00:56:02,819 --> 00:56:05,238
But it was a long time ago.
783
00:56:12,578 --> 00:56:14,831
Did Allan tell you?
784
00:56:21,963 --> 00:56:23,381
Can you wait a minute?
785
00:57:06,841 --> 00:57:08,050
Betty?
786
00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:14,348
Betty.